Well, all the tests came back.
And I hate to say it, but there's nothing wrong with you.
Then how do you explain this? Aah!
- Or this? Whaa! - I have seen this before
from patients under a lot of pressure.
- Have you been stressed? - Me?
[Paper rustling]
[Clicking]
[Explosion]
Sweet cashmere Jesus!
Hey, have you seen my vibrator?
- No. - [High-pitched humming]
Whoa!
Whoa! Whaa!
Nope. All good in the 'hood.
♪♪
I'd like to thank you guys for givin' up part of your Saturday
to help me beta test my new game.
Welcome to Ladder World!
[Clanking]
[Screeching]
So we just climb the ladders?
Yeah.
[Laughing]
It's working! It's working!
[Screams] Help! [Gasps]
Why would you put this in the game, Josh?
Son of a glitch.
Oh, no! Kevin Costner's head from "Waterworld"!
[Growls]
Get me out of here!
[Growling] [All grunt]
[Growls]
I loved you in "Draft Day"!
[All scream]
[All groan]
So, any feedback?
Great news. There's nothing wrong with me.
Uh, you sure about that, Pacquiao?
Dr. Glandz mentioned some nonsense about stress,
but little does she know I'm immune to it.
[Glass shatters]
Ooh. Immune feels like too strong of a word.
It's fine! I'm just gonna make my to-do list
a ta-dow done list. Where's my list?!
Um, maybe eating something might make you feel better?
Uh...
Oh, great! We don't even have any food!
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
We always have the earthquake ham.
[Freezer humming]
[Echoing] Someone stole the friggin' ham!
- It's gonna be okay. - Is it, Josh?
If an earthquake hits today, guess what we're eating?
- Each other! - I don't know.
You're all too bony for my taste.
Ha! Found it!
- I'll take care of that! - What? No!
You need a break.
Let me give you a stress-free day.
This is a bad idea.
No, I promise I'll put 100% of my mind to it.
[Electricity crackles]
My last fortune cookie did tell me to "Trust Josh more."
Come with me. It's time for you to loosen up.
No Stress is my middle name.
I had it legally changed.
I was high.
Man! Em is gonna be so stoked
that we're breezing through this list.
Last thing. "Earthquake ham."
Next!
I'll take your finest $10 worth of ham, my good man.
Pft, you busting my balls, man?
Haven't you heard about the SoCal ham shortage?
This local meat artisan runs the only business in town
that still has ham.
How are you still hamming it up?
Oh, we always keep some around in case of a shortage.
But then uh-oh! We have to jack up our prices!
"Not stolen hams"?
Uh, no, it's Notschstolen.
Uh, from... from Germany. [Laughs]
Those guys are ripping everybody off!
We're gonna go to that factory, and we're gonna get a ham.
[Horn squeaks]
[Suspenseful music plays]
They found me!
I don't know how, but they found me!
Who? The clowns!
Alex: Okay, so the circus was in town last week,
and I met some clowns who never back down from a bet.
So, I told them,
"I bet you can't make a giraffe."
[Balloon squeaks]
I was like, "Ha! That's just a dog."
And he said, "Wait for it."
Long story short...
I owe them 3 grand. Dude!
[Horn squeaks] [Gasps]
Meat factory it is.
I have all my coupons organized,
so check-out should be fast.
[Inhales deeply, exhales sharply]
[Laughs]
100% no-stress day.
[Inhales deeply]
[Coughs]
Holy sh...
[Coughing continues]
How long till this hits? Soon-ish?
It all depends on your... [slow motion] tolerance.
[Slow-motion laughter]
♪ We gotta stay ♪
♪ High, Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ Till I die ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
♪ I gotta stay ♪
♪ High, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah ♪
[Bear roars]
[All screaming] [Gasps] Bridgette!
- [Growls] - Aah!
[Breathing shallowly]
Whoops, Emily.
Aah! Me daughter teacher?
♪♪
Aw, sick!
Look at what they're putting in the meat.
That is... so gross.
Dude, look up there.
I bet there's hams in there.
[Both grunt]
Factory tour's on Thursdays.
Hello, sweetie.
I have the perfect place for you.
[Both groan]
Wha... W-where's Candice? Where is she?!
Lil' Missy? She's in a better place now.
[Both gasp] Our Michelin-rated daycare center.
So you're the ones behind the SoCal ham shortage.
You freakin' hipster hamburglers.
Um, hamburglers are an entirely different
and, frankly, rather cartoonish kind of meat thief, okay?
This is a professional operation.
[Soft music plays]
[Crashes, glass shatters]
Man: Get the ham! Get the ham!
[Laughter]
Our next scam... buttholes!
And we're not even trying to make them look like hot dogs.
And guess whose buttholes
are going in the next batch?
Two nosey nerds!
Ah, come on, man! Nerd?
That word means enthusiast,
- and it's not derogatory! - Aah!
[Both grunt]
[Whirring]
Aw, man.
There was only one item left on the list.
Damn you, ham!
Aah! Aah!
[Heartbeat, zapping]
[Computer sound plays]
♪♪
Thank you, brain.
[Grunting]
I'm limitless!
♪♪
[Exhales sharply] Let's roll, bitch.
Who are you?
[Jazz music plays]
Uh... I can't believe we ran into Candice's teacher.
He totally knows I'm high.
Relax. He has no idea.
[Music continues]
Wine? No, thanks.
Please.
[Lighter clicks] [Inhales sharply]
[Gasps] Weed?
I didn't do it! Huh?
[Stammering]
[Gasping]
♪♪
Ohh! Bitch, use your words!
[Panting] Dude, the ham!
Holy shoat.
♪♪
[Both laugh]
Hey, how'd you know "shoat" meant pig?
Josh: I don't know, I just did.
No, I told you guys, I deleted my Facebook.
You want to get in touch with me,
you write a letter.
Hey, they're getting away!
No, no, no. They got our hams!
After them!
♪♪
[Soft jazz music plays]
So, I work too, which I want to,
'cause, you know, feminism.
I'm just trying so hard to do a good job.
And you are!
But it won't feel like it
till you start doing things for yourself.
I don't even know what I like.
Find out, before you stab a bitch.
You're right.
I've got to find my thing!
Go find it, girl.
Go find it.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
[Slow motion laughing]
[Josh grunts]
Watch your freakin' driving!
[Panting]
Hyah!
Aw, damn it!
[Grunts] [Tires squeal]
Red light, red light!
[Both scream, tires squeal]
[Breathing heavily]
Good, good, good.
Yeah, this is what 200 degrees feels like.
Feel the Fahrenheit.
♪♪
Red light, red light, red light!
♪♪
[Tires screech]
Move!
♪♪
I think we lost them.
Yes! [Laughs]
♪♪
[Grunting, shouting]
♪♪
Oh, God.
[Breathing sharply]
♪♪
Dog!
[Tires screech]
That's no dog.
[Horn squeaks]
♪♪
Head Thug: No way out now, Jabronis!
Oh, geez! Oh, geez!
Aah!
[Heartbeat, zapping]
[Computer sound plays]
♪♪
Okay, so the circus was in town last week,
and I met some clowns who never back down from a bet.
[Gasps]
Stripper clowns, hamburglers,
we bet our lives...
[All gasping]
...that you can't beat us in Ladder World!
[All grunting]
[Coughing]
[Weakly] Emily. What's happening?
You have to take my place in Ladder World.
We bet our lives.
They'll kill us all.
How do I even play?
Just... climb... ladders.
[All grunting]
♪♪
Wait, this is actually kind of fun.
[Laughs]
[Grunts]
Gotcha! Aah!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoo-hoo!
♪♪
That was on purpose!
[Beeping]
I won? [Laughs]
Yes!
[Laughs] [Laughs] Amazing!
I feel incredible!
[Both smooch]
Can't we just kill them?
Respect the bet!
Whoa. Is this my thing? Video games?
Guess who's zero-percent stressed?
- Yeah! - Yahoo!
Whoo! [Laughs]
Bridgette, where were you?
I've actually been outside
talking to the hottest guy right now.
Anybody want to see me make a Brontosaurus?
Yeah!
- Do not let him do that! - No, no, no, no, no.
♪♪
[Both grunting]