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Previously on Weeds:
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Ignacio will watch over you for now.
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You helped Shane rob his teacher?
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I am so sorry that I exposed him...
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...to the world of criminal activities
for the first time.
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-I wanna open a store. Medical.
-I'm gonna want my cut.
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Can we have a second?
We're new to extortion.
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I have nowhere to go.
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Do you think that you could allow me
to stay in your garage...
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...while I figure out
what I'm doing with my life?
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-Two days.
-I own a house here in Santa Playa.
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-Did you just ask me to live with you?
-There's plenty of room. Even for him.
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-I'm good.
-Me too.
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-I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.
-I got the money. There's a lot.
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-What? How?
-It doesn't matter.
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We could be more.
I would like to try.
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-But Esteban--
-Write him a note.
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-A note?
-Leave him a note.
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Like the olden times.
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Break his heart in ink.
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He will understand if he loves you.
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These are terrible names.
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"Percy.
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Clifford?"
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Who would name a son Humphrey?
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-Mr. and Mrs. Bogart.
-Yes.
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-Still a bad name.
-It's true.
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You always hear "Bogie and Bacall."
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You never hear
"Humphrey and Lauren."
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I've decided that we will get married.
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That is a prized family heirloom.
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Reyes means "kings."
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I don't know what Botwin means.
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This just isn't how
I pictured this going down.
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Well, I am sorry to disappoint you.
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Purple.
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Did you like the ring?
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It's hideous.
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Well, that's the championship ring
of the soccer team I own.
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I'm gonna want that back.
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Are you really asking me?
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Yes.
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Where was that?
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We're not children anymore, Nancy.
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We're not playing house.
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I ask that you give yourself to me...
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...to be mine forever.
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Mrs. Esteban Reyes.
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Would that make you
Mr. Nancy Botwin?
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-No.
-No.
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-Yes. Yes, yes.
-Yes.
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I'll take a bowl of the best
you got on the menu, s'il vous plaît.
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C.P., I'm trying to run
a legitimate business.
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You don't have a prescription.
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Fine. I'll take it myself, boy scout.
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No, no, no, don't give me that look.
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I do the same thing at Pretzel Time.
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Come on, let's get faded.
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Blitt and I need to close early
for inventory.
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Well, what's left of it. Right?
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-Right.
-Right.
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So can you get faded
somewhere else?
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I'm hurt that you don't
wanna smoke with me, Silas.
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But I get it.
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What really hurts though...
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...is that you've been light
these last couple months.
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Happens again,
we're gonna have a serious problem.
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Bitch-ass bitch.
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See you.
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My name is in this book.
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"Shane: A feeling of guilt."
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Was I an accident?
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Who can remember?
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Honestly, I was hammered.
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-Should get to pick your own name.
-At what age?
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If I'd given you that freedom at 3...
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...your name would be
Count Chocula Botwin.
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You notice anything different?
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About my hand.
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Yeah. He said he was gonna ask you.
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He told you?
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We had an hombre-to-hombre talk.
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Mucho respect. I'm cool.
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You're cool?
And you're guzzling coffee?
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Ignacio says
it puts hair on your chest.
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Right.
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Spinach gives you instant muscles
and an anchor tattoo.
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-Time for summer school.
-Yes.
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Did Esteban tell everybody?
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Everybody except for Andy.
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You might wanna
take care of that one yourself.
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You wanna buy a Fresca
with a credit card?
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Estupidez, but es on the quiz.
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School doesn't teach nothing useful.
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You wanna learn español util?
I teach you.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Lesson number one.
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Common business transaction.
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Repeat after me.
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What does that mean?
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That means, "Pay up, motherfucker,
or I crack your head with an ice pick."
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-Nice.
-All-purpose.
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Can we ditch school?
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-We don't need no stinking school.
-Yeah.
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What's up?
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My score, that's what.
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Three hundred and twelve thousand
and counting.
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Look out, Abner Ashman.
Coming to get you.
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Who's Abner Ashman?
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Guy from Queens. Holds the record
Ms. Pac-Man high score.
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I'm only behind him, like,
600,000 points, give or take.
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-Look out.
-Silas.
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I know I got a ways to go.
I'm in this for the long haul.
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It just-- It feels right, you know?
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She gets me. We're in sync.
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No words,
just a gentle touch of my hand.
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I move left, she moves left.
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I move right, she moves right.
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Should I be worried here?
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Yes! Power pellet.
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Die, Inky. Die, Blinky.
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Come here, Sue,
you filthy little ghost whore.
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I'm worried here.
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Don't worry about me,
worry about you.
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I'm worried about both of us.
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You, because you're cracking up...
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...and me, because the cop extorting
money from me is cracking up.
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-How much you got left?
-Of what?
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Uncle Yitzhak's lost fortune which
fell miraculously into your hands.
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Right, that's how it happened.
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How much do you have left?
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Couple thousand maybe, if that.
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What? I thought you said there was
like a hundred and eighty grand.
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Was. Look. Look around you.
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Jeez.
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You blew all that money on this crap?
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This crap and General Lee.
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-Fuck's sake.
-Please step away from the car.
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Yes.
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Please step away from the car.
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Shit. God. Damn it.
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Why do I have to do this?
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Because you're the only one
I could trust not to get turned on.
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Doug. Doug.
Thank God you're still here.
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I need a ride to the mall.
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No can do. Gotta dry.
If I smudge, people will know it's fake.
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Yeah, that's how they'll know.
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-Ask Andy.
-I did.
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Conflicting engagement
with Ms. Pac-Man.
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Well, have a nice walk
to the bus stop.
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Christ, I need a car.
My fucking feet are killing me.
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Maybe if you wore sneakers to work
instead of changing into them there....
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Sneakers are the footwear
of my corporate oppressor, Isabelle.
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I thought you might as well
be comfortable.
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Think it's comfortable for me
to work at Super Sneakers?
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Well, it's not.
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But I will suffer for my beliefs.
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You wanna know who else did that?
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Jesus.
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I thought Jesus wore Birkenstocks.
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Is she gone?
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Make sure you get it even.
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Yeah. Hi, Andy, it's me, Nancy.
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I thought maybe
you'd pick up this time...
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...but you're probably really busy.
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I gotta say, it kind of sucks
that you've been avoiding me...
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...because I miss you,
despite what you might think...
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...and I hoped that maybe
by now you'd understand...
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...that I'm doing the best I can
to deal with everything.
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Maybe that's asking too much.
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Oh, yeah, guess what.
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Esteban asked me to marry him.
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I know, right?
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No more Nancy Botwin.
Mrs. Esteban Reyes.
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Mrs. Somebody-Somebody-Else.
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Isn't that weird?
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This is the part
where I thought you'd laugh...
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...and make a joke about outlaws and
in-laws and a fajita bar at the wedding.
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Anyway, call me, come and see me.
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Hope you're good.
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Please don't have a moonshiner beard
unless you plan on starting a cult...
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...in which case, go beard.
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Bye.
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Fuck.
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Do I look even to you?
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-What?
-I'm working on my tan.
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I found this George Hamilton
autobiography in the shitter.
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This guy's a fucking genius.
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He doesn't live anywhere. His friends
put him up wherever he goes.
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And he's constantly banging,
like, Britt Ekland or Anita Ekberg.
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And you know what, Silas?
I wanna be like this.
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And to be like the G. Ham,
I need the tan, man.
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I need the deep, dark, savage tan.
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C.P. came by today.
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He threatened us
because his take's been light.
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Of course it's been light.
The fucking guy's always around.
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No one's gonna wanna buy weed
in front of bacon.
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Skeeves people out. Like midgets.
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He pulled a gun on me.
Just messing around, but still.
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What a douche.
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Power corrupts, Silas.
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-We need to fight the power.
-Great.
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How do you propose we do that?
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We ask ourselves,
"What would George Hamilton do?"
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What? Why?
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The man slept with his stepmother
when he was 12 years old.
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Clearly, he can do anything.
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Okay. Next lesson.
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Greetings and salutation.
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Repeat after me.
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Means "Go fuck yourself in the ass."
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This is fun.
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Hey, fuck you, man.
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No, this is fun.
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What?
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You with the fucking names.
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Yeah, new name.
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Comes with a prize.
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You like it?
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Turns out you were wrong.
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It wasn't Ms. Dead Puta Whore
after all.
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It was Mrs. Esteban Reyes.
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Though I might hyphenate.
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Botwin-Reyes.
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Just to keep my old self alive,
being a modern woman and all.
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I'm impressed, blanca.
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You know, you remind me
of my cat, Rosita.
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I use to throw her off the porch...
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...and damn if that little bitch
didn't land on her feet every time.
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Of course, then I threw her off the roof
and she went splat.
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So why you come here?
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Invite me to the wedding?
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I wanted to share something
with you.
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The other day my fiancé,
he said the funniest thing.
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We were eating--
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He has brioche made for me
every morning, it's my favorite.
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--and he said, "Mi amor, do you know
that I would do anything for you?
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Do you know
that I would even kill for you?"
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He just kicked.
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And you know what I said?
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I don't know, maybe you asked him
to kill some loco DEA agent?
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Did you do that?
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Because if that was you,
then, gee, thanks, you did me a solid.
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Maybe soon we won't have this glass
between us no more.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Hey.
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We had some fun
at the driving range yesterday.
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What do you wanna do today,
tennis?
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Wait. Wait. God.
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God. Shit.
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Fucking shoes.
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Love your shoes.
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00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,623
Thank you.
254
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,626
I may work in casual
but my heart is in couture.
255
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,004
Oh, honey, I've been there.
256
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,505
Raylene Reynolds.
257
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,676
Regional sales director,
You're Pretty! Cosmetics.
258
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,181
Nice to meet you.
259
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,183
Hop in, darling.
260
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,143
You look like you could use a ride.
261
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,448
How much weight can
that thing hold?
262
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,826
If that fat-ass
costs us our security deposit....
263
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,370
Growing up,
young George lived by one rule:
264
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,040
-Do the dumbest thing possible.
-What?
265
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,544
He'd get himself into trouble just for
the thrill of weaseling his way out of it.
266
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,339
-I wanna be that weasel.
-Doug.
267
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,466
-Wait, no. Wait.
-Get out.
268
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,384
Get out of my store. Right now.
269
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,763
Get out of my store. I've had enough
of you driving customers away...
270
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,723
...skimming, fucking me in the ass.
271
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,809
I don't care,
I don't take it in the back.
272
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,186
Not from you. No more.
I'm not gonna take it.
273
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,563
You're making a big mistake, Wilson.
Big.
274
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,691
You know what else is big?
My Johnson. And you can suck it.
275
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,196
Oh, shit.
276
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,157
What would George Hamilton do now,
you asshole?
277
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,285
You gonna put on a Zorro mask
and fuck him?
278
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,414
Oh, there you are.
279
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,917
I was gonna take a walk.
280
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,087
I made it from the bedroom
to the patio.
281
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,381
God, I'm huge.
282
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,592
Not for much longer.
283
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,428
No, soon I'll be a new mommy.
284
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,097
Again.
285
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,599
And married. Again.
286
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,103
Again-again, actually.
287
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,106
And you are ecstatic.
288
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,858
-Ecstatic.
-Yeah.
289
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,528
-And huge.
-And beautiful.
290
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,446
And radiant.
291
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:06,121
What does this
Mrs. Esteban Reyes do?
292
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,209
-Whatever she wants.
-I know I'm pregnant and hormonal...
293
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,296
...I just keep thinking
this Mrs. Esteban Reyes person...
294
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,382
...is going to kill Nancy Botwin.
295
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,928
Why must you always think
someone's trying to kill you?
296
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,474
It's just a name.
297
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,478
I'm not marrying the name,
I'm marrying you.
298
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:35,108
You wanna be Nancy Botwin,
keep your name.
299
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,320
Really?
300
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:47,996
I'm still going to brand you, of course,
but sure.
301
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,583
Time to go fence.
302
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,169
Have fun, d'Artagnan.
303
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,549
See you next time.
304
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,512
This is....
305
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,348
Got a pool and everything, huh?
306
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,019
No peacocks, but I suppose
they could be roosting.
307
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,605
You don't look so good, my friend.
308
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,566
Right on.
309
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:23,531
Well, Ignacio said he thought Nancy
might be down here, but she's not.
310
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,368
You fence, huh? Tool.
311
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,871
I fence a bit. You?
312
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:36,378
I have no formal training, per se...
313
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:44,552
...but I was Ren Mar JCC
light saber battle champ...
314
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,015
...'79 to '82.
315
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,649
That brings back some memories.
316
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,869
So congratulations.
317
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,205
Thank you.
318
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,832
You're a lucky man, Esteban.
319
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,502
Just thought I'd come down,
give you and Nancy my blessing.
320
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,546
Say there's no hard feelings.
321
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,174
Hard feelings? About what?
322
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,095
Nothing. Forget it.
323
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,856
Tell me, what is that strange sound
you're making?
324
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,026
That's not how it's done in Mexico?
You don't have sound effects?
325
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:47,949
Well, if you care for a friendly bout,
I'll show you how it's done in Mexico.
326
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,619
Oh, well, yeah.
327
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,915
Yeah, all right. Yeah.
328
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:00,462
En garde.
329
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,065
Okay.
330
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,153
Goddamn it.
331
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,125
What's going on?
332
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,463
Andy is giving us his blessings.
333
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:06,528
So you and Esteban tying the knot,
taking the plunge, buying the cow.
334
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,113
Yeah.
335
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,698
Seems kind of sudden.
336
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,991
Well, it's not.
337
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,203
Which you would know if you called
back. Did you get my messages?
338
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,288
I got your note.
339
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,250
It said everything I needed to hear.
340
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,378
A note, Nance? Seriously?
341
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:25,713
A note?
342
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:34,139
So is this what you want?
343
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,475
Should have known. You always
seem to get what you want.
344
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,187
I wanted Judah to outlive me.
345
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,273
Yeah.
346
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,733
So my blessing, you want that too?
347
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,404
-You don't have to. I mean--
-No.
348
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,073
Great and careful work, Nance.
349
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,590
I know the God part.
What's the rest?
350
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:13,011
"Blessed are you who
has kept us alive, sustained us...
351
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:16,556
...and enabled us
to reach this season."
352
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,442
I'm sorry, Andy.
I'm sorry that everything--
353
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,027
Don't, okay?
354
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,695
Don't.
355
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,283
And, hey, God bless.
356
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,785
But when Esteban dies...
357
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,955
...which in his line of work
will be sooner rather than later....
358
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:46,586
When he dies and you're once,
twice, three times a widow...
359
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,465
...don't expect Uncle Andy to stop by
and make pizza eggs.
360
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:52,884
Because I won't do it.
361
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,302
You know what I'll do?
362
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,096
Send a note.
363
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,107
What the hell are you doing?
364
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,817
Trying to get this damn tan off.
365
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,277
Fuck George Hamilton.
366
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,572
He can Love at First Bite me.
367
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,992
You are a sad, sad man.
368
00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,713
Esteban.
369
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,885
What the fuck was that?
370
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,515
We cannot get married.
371
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,351
Excuse me?
372
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,563
Things have changed.
373
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,399
I'm sorry.