1 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,493 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,049 I just got rid of the last. 3 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,551 Thank fuckin' Christ. 4 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,261 I drove up to Connecticut. 5 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,597 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 6 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,349 So the barbecue over in Sheepshead Bay... that still a go? 7 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,186 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 8 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:29,374 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 9 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,547 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 10 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,406 Yeah. 11 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,825 It's done. Listen. 12 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,705 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 13 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,458 Hey, your friend the Shah was walkin' in when it happened. 14 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,253 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 15 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:20,467 ...and last, transfer of the deed to Jamba Juice. 16 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,348 - Thank you. - Thanks. 17 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,187 I'll meet you out front. 18 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,192 Listen, I just wanted to apologize. 19 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,820 That night... 20 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,364 it's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 21 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,408 No apology necessary, seriously. 22 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,411 Good, 'cause the truth is I haven't been able to forget about you 23 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,956 and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 24 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:55,377 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 25 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,546 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 26 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,631 Congratulations on the sale, though. 27 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:08,015 "Morning Sunshine," Benjamin Moore. 28 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,101 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 29 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,063 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 30 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,691 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 31 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,777 Again with the superstitions? 32 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,947 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 33 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,490 You sit on an egg for months, 34 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,410 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 35 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,081 Honey, I'm not Adrianna. 36 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,335 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 37 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:39,087 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 38 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:42,257 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 39 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,844 Any anesthesiologist, dial 5248. 40 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,779 Workin' man get off okay? 41 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,655 He was gone by the time I got up. 42 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,867 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 43 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,248 What's the matter? 44 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:20,170 Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 45 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,339 What'd she do that for? 46 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,467 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army. 47 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,136 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 48 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,097 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 49 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,808 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 50 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,936 Look, I gotta say I commiserate with the woman, but... 51 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,646 She thinks her daughter is dead. 52 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,942 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 53 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:45,278 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 54 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,155 I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew... 55 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,491 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 56 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,160 It also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 57 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,162 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 58 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,624 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 59 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,501 That's what you say to me two weeks 60 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,837 after our own daughter moves away to California. 61 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,632 Oh come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 62 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,677 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 63 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,303 it's just everything all at once. 64 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,055 What everything? 65 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,809 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 66 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,019 Well, A.J.'s got a job. He's doing better. 67 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,565 You raised two gorgeous kids. 68 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,191 You got a husband that loves you. 69 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,235 You made us a beautiful home. 70 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,364 Doesn't that count for something? 71 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,911 Come on. 72 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,958 Not exactly a Thanksgiving Day classic here, Ed... 73 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,962 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 74 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,631 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 75 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,718 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 76 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,014 Go check on the bird. 77 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,391 Bring back some onion dip too. 78 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,569 So how's your bird these days? 79 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:09,321 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 80 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:13,116 Come on, clandestine phone calls... 81 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,868 I know you got a new goomar. 82 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,621 - What can I say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 83 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,289 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 84 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,250 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 85 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,419 Good point. When Carmela had her spec house, 86 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,922 I can't tell you how many nights I had to fend for myself 87 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,798 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 88 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,426 So this new one... how come you don't bring her around? 89 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,638 Honestly I would but... 90 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,140 between us, she's black. 91 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,309 - Oh! - You're bangin' a shine? 92 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,270 She's hot too. Classy. 93 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,939 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 94 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,107 I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 95 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,528 Yeah. She would feel it too. 96 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,375 Hey, Uncle Paulie. 97 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,465 The fuck you doin'? 98 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:19,474 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 99 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,270 I got your check. 100 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,730 She a doll or what? Blanca. 101 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,150 Hi. I'm Anthony. 102 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,362 Yeah. I just did your paperwork. 103 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,074 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 104 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,951 My urologist. I gotta take this. 105 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,494 Soprano! 106 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,576 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 107 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,328 You started it. 108 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,379 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 109 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,343 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 110 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,262 Gonna get a tree in here? 111 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,140 I come from Hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 112 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,728 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 113 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,397 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 114 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,899 There's nothin' else to choose from. 115 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,734 Makes me worried about my project. 116 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,655 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 117 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,907 Like Monica Lewinsky. 118 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,576 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 119 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,703 Mmm. 120 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,919 What are we doing here, huh? 121 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,214 I don't know. 122 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,549 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 123 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,727 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 124 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,562 Can we not talk about it? 125 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,482 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 126 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,651 You do. 127 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,445 And you're not giving it a chance. 128 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,447 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 129 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,783 It'll be good. 130 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,619 I don't want a family with her. 131 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,329 She's got no idea who I am. 132 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,292 She "doesn't understand you"? 133 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,557 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 134 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,058 after the fire in his wire room. 135 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,811 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 136 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,647 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 137 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,441 Now I won't call it a sit-down because 138 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,110 of the inclement negative implications. 139 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,655 Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. 140 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,366 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 141 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,787 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 142 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,707 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 143 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,878 I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 144 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,838 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 145 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,966 Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right? 146 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,051 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 147 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,970 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 148 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,680 Well, before he came out of the closet 149 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,432 he worked for me. 150 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,892 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 151 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,226 And yours too. 152 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,021 Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello? 153 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,357 - What about him? - He's MIA. 154 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,693 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 155 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,653 So what the fuck would I know about that? 156 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,865 Well, as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 157 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,534 So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 158 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,369 Tony, please. Phil. 159 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,705 We're getting off point. 160 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,374 I grew up in this, guys. 161 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,543 And I just lost my friend, Rusty, 162 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:19,380 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 163 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,926 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 164 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,554 a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 165 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,059 My business, all of our businesses... 166 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,394 this infighting's costing money. 167 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,355 I'm willing to move forward, 168 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,858 let the past be bygones. 169 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,236 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 170 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,904 on both your parts. 171 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,489 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. 172 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,574 Wipe the slate clean. 173 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:51,412 The no-shows, the wire room, Vito... put it all behind us. 174 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,914 Yeah. 175 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,209 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there... 176 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,127 - All right then. - "Whatever happened there?" 177 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,129 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened there?" 178 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,341 - God rest his soul, huh? - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 179 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,801 This piece of shit's cousin 180 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,386 - put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down, Phil. 181 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,638 ...without any provocation whatsoever! 182 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,431 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 183 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,892 Phil, we were making headway here. I didn't mean to say... 184 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,603 Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! 185 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,313 Come on. 186 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,320 Jesus Christ, Carmine. What the fuck? 187 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,865 Why would you possibly bring that up? 188 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,453 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 189 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,455 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 190 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,124 Right through the dude's cheek. 191 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,294 Oh, fuck. 192 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,330 - Passaic. - What? 193 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,790 Where I live. You asked me. 194 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,667 Right. 195 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:24,005 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 196 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,215 Yeah, absolutely. 197 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,302 I got a son, Hector. 198 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,803 He's three. 199 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,181 Ah, that's cool. 200 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,652 You're gonna call me, right? 201 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,239 Hey... there's only six numbers. 202 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,158 I left the last one off. 203 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,286 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 204 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,379 You have an emergency call on two. 205 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,340 Oh my God. Pop? 206 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,634 Guess who. 207 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,261 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 208 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,764 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 209 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,226 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 210 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,521 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 211 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,065 Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 212 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,359 I was driving by. I thought it had some potential. 213 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,236 But it's really 9,400 square feet 214 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,989 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 215 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,573 and no foot traffic to speak of. 216 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,742 Ease up on the hard sell there. 217 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,411 I'm thinking... 218 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,080 you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 219 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,249 I fix it, you flip it. 220 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,421 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 221 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,259 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 222 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,429 I'll get back to you. 223 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,605 I was up for anything. 224 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,274 He signed the escrow papers 225 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,776 and I'm not sure what happened 226 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,779 but he... left. 227 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,449 It was so fucking humiliating... 228 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,829 and I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 229 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,206 So there's the Cristal. 230 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,046 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 231 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,131 It could've been junk. 232 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,842 Julie, right? 233 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,970 - Julianna. - Christopher. 234 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,930 I liked your share in there, seriously. 235 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,975 I'm glad... or sorry I guess. 236 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,811 Got a similar situation with my job. 237 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,314 I really get that rush when it's working. 238 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,983 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 239 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,610 Not a judgment, by the way. 240 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,737 You learn as much from others. 241 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,989 I split my time at NA too. 242 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,824 Junk's another thing, huh? 243 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,827 Tell me about it. 244 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,165 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, Satriale's. 245 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,002 Oh, right. 246 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,507 Wow, cool. So I guess I'll see you. 247 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,802 Or maybe next week, here. 248 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,346 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 249 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,226 Well... okay. 250 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,229 Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK? 251 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,213 For some people, depression is a form 252 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,258 of forced introversion. 253 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,760 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 254 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,514 But it's out of that forced introversion 255 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,891 - that comes the Abraham Lincoln... - Where you been? 256 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,685 - Linda Merola's. - ...who's the successful president. 257 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,271 I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 258 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,817 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an XBox. 259 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:16,612 So, Stan Klimik was there. 260 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,573 Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll. 261 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,116 The private eyes? 262 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,909 He does their computers. 263 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,786 Anyway, I was telling him about Ade 264 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,122 and he said we should hire professionals 265 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,666 - to track her down. - Carm... 266 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,334 It's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 267 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,961 He gave me his card. 268 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,173 Look, it's not about the money. 269 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,718 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 270 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,845 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 271 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,602 Stan said they had this case once... 272 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,937 this guy ran out on his child support. 273 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,733 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 274 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,445 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert. 275 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:09,290 Carmela's spec house? I need you to go lean on that building inspector. 276 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,043 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 277 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,004 My wife needs a career. 278 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,757 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 279 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,967 Good holidays to your family, huh? 280 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,470 Yeah, you too. 281 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,477 Well, it's bigger than I thought. 282 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,396 I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 283 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,233 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 284 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,612 Let me worry about that. 285 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,824 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 286 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:47,745 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 287 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,959 - Just move on, huh? - I was confused, okay? 288 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,835 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 289 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,672 'cause that's exactly how I feel. 290 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,758 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 291 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,980 It's only the latest draft. 292 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,856 Guy who wrote it... I met him at a meeting. 293 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,692 JT Dolan, big user. 294 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,444 You can tell. It's relentless. 295 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,863 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 296 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,116 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 297 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,996 Are you sure about the title, "Cleaver"? 298 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,831 The Jerry Mathers connection? 299 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,208 Rules of success for pictures like this? 300 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,212 One-word titles... "Saw," "Hostel," "Cleaver." 301 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,383 But Michael... he knows it's the boss right away? 302 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,594 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 303 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,221 Maybe. 304 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,266 This boss, he's a really rough... 305 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,061 is Anthony Soprano like that? 306 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,897 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 307 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,237 He's got some similarness. 308 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,031 Like he thinks everything's his. 309 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,450 But it's not. 310 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,331 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 311 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,500 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 312 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,422 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 313 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,300 He hasn't been anywhere. 314 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,968 Nothing happened. I told you that. 315 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,888 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 316 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,891 Ugh. Fine. 317 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:46,113 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 318 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,659 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 319 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,968 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 320 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,223 Ow. 321 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,573 Don't get me wrong, I loved Dom more than anybody. 322 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,159 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 323 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,994 It was payback for Vito. 324 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,163 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 325 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,960 The balls on this prick. 326 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,962 To blow up a store... you call that balls? 327 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,463 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 328 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,298 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 329 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,676 I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall." 330 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,469 I know what the fuck you meant. 331 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,347 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 332 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,641 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 333 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,145 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 334 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,647 You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran? 335 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,775 - Who does? - Tony. 336 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,194 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 337 00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:11,490 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 338 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,159 And you keep indulging him. 339 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:15,369 You're right. 340 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:21,542 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 341 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,711 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 342 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,714 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 343 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:36,056 White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous... 344 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,516 fucking "Jerry Springer Show." 345 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,060 The fuck with your whining tonight? 346 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,566 Listen... been involved with this girl. 347 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,568 In there... that's the place to share. 348 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:51,113 It's complicated. 349 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,617 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 350 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,411 Fuckin' A. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 351 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,913 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 352 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:01,332 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 353 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,375 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 354 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,587 I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 355 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,800 So what's the problem? 356 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,095 She's in recovery. Junk. 357 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,807 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 358 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,894 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 359 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,439 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 360 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,817 Civilians... their bosses find out they slipped, 361 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,444 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 362 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,280 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 363 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,658 She's solid now. Years sober. 364 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,493 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 365 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:40,788 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 366 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,665 Schools of thought... 367 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,877 two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 368 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,796 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 369 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,297 We watch out for each other. 370 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,092 She wouldn't even let me have Red Bull. Seriously. 371 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:56,512 Well, that's the other school... two are stronger than one. 372 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,180 I know I'm different with her. 373 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,142 Well, I guess we just keep an eye on it. 374 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,811 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 375 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,898 - Another married man? - I know. 376 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,818 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 377 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,820 To what? 378 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,030 - The mafia. - No... 379 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,159 But... actually I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 380 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,997 You ever hear of Anthony Soprano? 381 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,166 I'm sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 382 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,294 I know, I know. 383 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,838 The stupid thing is 384 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,841 he's sweet. He's good to me. 385 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,176 I want you to listen to this very carefully... 386 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,680 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 387 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:43,100 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 388 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,103 Unlike you, I've lived in North Jersey my whole life 389 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,689 and those people like his boss... 390 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,151 they are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 391 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,488 I know, Ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 392 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,700 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 393 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,412 Cock...! 394 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,706 ...sucker motherfucker! 395 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,625 You shit asshole! I hate you! 396 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,918 This man is so lame. 397 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,465 Shit. 398 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:17,801 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 399 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,887 They wake up the baby. 400 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,062 Shh! My baby's sleeping. 401 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,272 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 402 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,733 Hey, what's this asshole's problem? 403 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,322 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 404 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:39,907 now they're back. 405 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,829 Okay, papi. It's all right. 406 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,000 It's all right, baby. 407 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,048 Shh. 408 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,761 Fuckwads. 409 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,665 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 410 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,584 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 411 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,963 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 412 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,179 All right. 413 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,706 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 414 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:14,501 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura. 415 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,004 Who? 416 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:20,007 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 417 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,342 How do you know my birthday? 418 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,680 I did your W-4, remember? The withholding? 419 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,525 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 420 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,528 No, I love kids. 421 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,369 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 422 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,122 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 423 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,792 I got the 50 Cent movie down in my trunk. 424 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,418 They were giving it away at the car wash. 425 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,255 Don't talk. 426 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,550 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 427 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,719 Lie down. 428 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,894 I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some Robitussin. 429 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,731 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 430 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:21,610 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 431 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,446 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 432 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,784 I resent that. 433 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,336 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 434 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,922 Umh-um. 435 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,974 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 436 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,768 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 437 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,940 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a Valium. 438 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,193 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 439 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,156 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 440 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,952 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 441 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,124 What do you think? 442 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,959 Valerian tea. 443 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,836 You have to go to the health food store. 444 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,225 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 445 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,687 Oh it smells all Christmassy in here. 446 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,647 Yeah. 447 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,192 Come on. 448 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:48,572 Oh, the Russos... picture of their dogs. 449 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,241 It's sad with no children. 450 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,711 Oh my God! The Building Department. 451 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,213 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 452 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,257 "Construction may begin immediately." 453 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,928 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 454 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:14,514 Oh, I better return that vacuum I got you then. 455 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,893 So, Christmas Eve... besides the shrimp, 456 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,563 - I told DeSanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 457 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,024 You sure? 'cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 458 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,651 The littlenecks then. 459 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,905 Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here. 460 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:33,659 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 461 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,790 The Soft Scrub, lemon-scented. 462 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,545 You're cool as a cucumber. 463 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,464 Did I say I'm hot? 464 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,342 I got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 465 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,511 Well, you just had a checkup, Phil. 466 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,764 Yeah. 467 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,975 Imagine the Christmas Marie 468 00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,102 and the kids'll be having after all that with Vito? 469 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,688 The DiBellas too. 470 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:04,189 Catherine's stroke? 471 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,400 Remember last year at my mother's house? 472 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:10,988 Francesca Spatafore did that beautiful solo of "O Holy Night"? 473 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,865 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 474 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,577 I gotta try and take a shit. 475 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:20,664 Now, when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 476 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:23,000 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 477 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:24,584 You don't show any, sir. 478 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,545 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 479 00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:28,338 Jesus Christ. 480 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,383 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 481 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,386 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 482 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:36,054 I always say he's full of hot air. 483 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,723 Pharmacy's down the hall. 484 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:41,226 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 485 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,311 Arrogant prick. 486 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,648 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 487 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,538 I'm so sorry. 488 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,373 This asshole Wall Street couple 489 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,084 came back to look at this loft space. 490 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:36,990 Mmm. 491 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,434 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my God! 492 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,480 Okay, we're here. We're here. 493 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:11,358 It's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 494 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,860 Help! My husband. 495 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,362 - Phil! - Crash cart! 496 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:18,657 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 497 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,206 Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 498 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:30,085 It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on. 499 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,129 Hey Ton'. Did you hear? 500 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,423 Phil Leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 501 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:39,177 Ho! So there is a Santa Claus. 502 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,431 He's in Intensive Care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 503 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,350 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 504 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,229 And a club soda for the messenger here. 505 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,523 You're happy about this, T? 506 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:54,401 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 507 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:57,654 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 508 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,489 After the scene at Little Carmine's? 509 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,162 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 510 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:07,080 You can make a hand turkey. 511 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,916 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 512 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,546 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 513 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,802 Bobby! 514 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,769 Any of you know what "bacala" is? 515 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:31,605 Of course you don't. 516 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,732 Well, it's salted cod. 517 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,193 We taught the world how to eat. 518 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:39,321 Junior, sit. 519 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,454 Happy holidays, huh? 520 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,289 You smell the piss in this place? 521 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,458 I ain't gonna stay too long. 522 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,961 Just to say you should keep this. 523 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:58,715 - What's that? - You had Beppe drop it by, remember? 524 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,635 Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"? 525 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,096 It's a gift. 526 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,891 It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 527 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,810 It wouldn't be right. 528 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,688 I mean, frankly I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 529 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,941 He's still up on his cross, huh? 530 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:18,777 Junior, you shot him. 531 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,154 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 532 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,323 I know a few things you don't. 533 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:25,533 Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. 534 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,702 Junior, JFK was 40 years ago. 535 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,163 That's all I'll say about that. 536 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,167 You see that one over there? 537 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:38,296 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 538 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,341 Look, I should take off. 539 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,176 You want a snack? A soda? 540 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,970 What the fuck? You just got here. 541 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,015 Happy holidays. 542 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,285 Here. 543 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,287 One hand washes the other. 544 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:13,039 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 545 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,439 You know her? 546 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,650 Oh that's right, you and her... 547 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,236 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 548 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:49,743 Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 549 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,749 She was just now asking what to get Kaisha for her birthday. 550 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,753 What'd you tell her? 551 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,755 Luther Vandross, a box set. 552 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,133 Mmm. 553 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,096 Mmm. 554 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,141 You know what's interesting? 555 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,852 Hmm? 556 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:02,023 Us being able to use again, 557 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,651 but integrating it into our lives. 558 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,362 Yeah. 559 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,824 Work... 560 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,826 socialize... 561 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,998 but still having a mastery. 562 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,459 Not easy. 563 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,878 But interesting as shit. 564 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:40,270 For one thing, we don't use needles. 565 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,701 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 566 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,170 What? 567 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,547 We're not anymore. 568 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:10,133 He's already hinky. 569 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,803 He starts pokin' around, 570 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,181 finds out we met in AA, 571 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:19,100 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 572 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,147 Hmm. 573 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:27,317 ...and ruin everything. 574 00:41:58,641 --> 00:41:59,933 There he is. 575 00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:01,392 Where the fuck you been? 576 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,102 You hear that Phil had surgery now? 577 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,605 Turds in the aorta... a medical first. 578 00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:07,440 Gotta see my chiropodist. 579 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,526 T... 580 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:11,778 there's something I should tell you. 581 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:22,455 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 582 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,499 I've been bangin' her. 583 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,923 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 584 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,677 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 585 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,012 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 586 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,014 till you set me straight. 587 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,433 Stupid, right? 588 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,395 Point is I want everything above boards 589 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:48,273 as always between you and me. 590 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,108 I don't give a fuck. 591 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,986 Do what you want with her. 592 00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:59,450 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 593 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,994 I do not betray my wife. 594 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:04,497 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 595 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,250 this very hot, 596 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:10,378 very beautiful, intelligent woman... 597 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,715 'cause of the way Carmela nursed me and cared for me. 598 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:16,009 And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew 599 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,677 winds up with his dick in there. 600 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,637 A guy I gotta see every day. 601 00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:22,849 This is my reward. 602 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,684 Frankly, I'm encouraged. 603 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,020 With the fuckin' riddles again. 604 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,315 I sat here dreading the end of the story 605 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:31,816 would involve you erupting 606 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:35,236 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 607 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,322 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 608 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:39,032 You came out of that shooting 609 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,492 feeling each day is a "gift." 610 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,870 Well, this is a corollary to that. 611 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,372 A what? 612 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:50,126 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 613 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,879 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 614 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:01,596 You know what I've been realizing? 615 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,557 These women... they're all sort of the same... 616 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,977 dark complexion, smart, 617 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,730 they smell a little bit of money. 618 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,901 There's you and... Gloria 619 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,111 and this "Ashkenuzi." 620 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:20,865 So what's that about? 621 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,909 What do you think it's about? 622 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:31,417 Well... ahem... 623 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,586 It's probably the reason I still come here 624 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,963 to hang out with you... 625 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,758 'cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 626 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,013 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 627 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,641 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 628 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:42,780 What's the matter? Not enough mayo? 629 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,782 Tony, how you doing? 630 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:48,161 Good, so how's the War on Terror? 631 00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:51,831 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 632 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,126 So, Phil Leotardo, huh? Coronary? 633 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:58,337 I swear to God I had nothin' to do with that. 634 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,965 Just so you know, 635 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,342 I'm still in touch with some agents who work O.C. 636 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:06,012 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 637 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,514 So what else is new, huh? 638 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,100 That someone close to you may be in danger. 639 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,352 Really? 640 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,688 Anybody specific? 641 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,692 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 642 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:31,329 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 643 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:51,057 What? You want me to call a doctor? 644 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:54,060 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 645 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:55,645 Well, then what'd you call me for? 646 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:58,064 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 647 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:00,733 Yeah. I'll see you later. 648 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,529 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 649 00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:06,405 I don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 650 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,533 - All right. - Mwah. 651 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,211 We were talking about recovery 652 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,421 and your organized crime thing. 653 00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:24,841 That I took an oath 654 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,801 that was a sacred oath. 655 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:31,264 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a saint. 656 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:35,101 You draw blood... but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 657 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,519 Ooh. 658 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,023 The program... 659 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,609 I could never really get into the "Higher Power" part. 660 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,778 Well, me neither. It's hard. 661 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,408 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a Higher Power. 662 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:55,079 I said to myself that that oath would be my Higher Power. 663 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,831 That would be my strength. 664 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,875 That code... that's a soldier's oath. 665 00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:01,502 - I could see that. - But the problem is 666 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,672 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 667 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,592 They let you down. 668 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,931 Whatever... here I am. 669 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,309 - Using. - Using. 670 00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:24,150 Are you breaking up with me? 671 00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,448 No. 672 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:43,127 Should we go to a meeting? 673 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,590 I don't know. 674 00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:49,717 What do you wanna do? 675 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,680 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 676 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:29,548 Take one car? 677 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,510 I'll follow you. 678 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,899 You should've called first. 679 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,040 How's John? 680 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,583 Some Christmas present, huh? 681 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,922 I'll see you in the morn... 682 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,386 I'll see you in the morning. 683 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:17,763 God loves you. 684 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,701 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 685 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,045 Listen to me. 686 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,267 Now, I never told nobody this, 687 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:07,938 but while I was in that coma... 688 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,860 somethin' happened to me. 689 00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:16,489 I went someplace... 690 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:22,995 I think. But I know I never wanna go back there. 691 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:26,916 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 692 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,551 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 693 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,762 wishin' they saved more no-show jobs. 694 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,186 Now you take your time. 695 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,732 You get better. 696 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,610 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 697 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:58,364 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 698 00:51:58,573 --> 00:52:01,242 and good things. 699 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:04,411 We can have it all, Phil... 700 00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:06,372 plenty for everybody. 701 00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:14,004 Stop cryin' now. 702 00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:24,390 We should let him sleep. 703 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:30,729 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 704 00:53:00,468 --> 00:53:03,095 George, hi. Carmela Soprano. 705 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,432 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing... ordering the slate? 706 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,102 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 707 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,687 Uh, in the fridge, top shelf. 708 00:53:13,106 --> 00:53:16,442 Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch! 709 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:20,446 - ...gift set... - What I said is none of your business! 710 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,698 I'll make it my business! 711 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,620 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - I don't like disturbances in my place. 712 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:30,289 Either lay off politics or get out! 713 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,294 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 714 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,962 You sure you got enough? 715 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,881 Remember you're a kid... WABC? 716 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,507 They'd tell you where Santa was, 717 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,718 trackin' him on Air Force radar? 718 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,807 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 719 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,940 - To America. - To America. 720 00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:57,983 To America. 721 00:53:58,193 --> 00:54:00,486 Hello. 722 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,322 Everybody, this is Blanca. Blanca, my mom, 723 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,907 - my dad. - Hi. 724 00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:07,201 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 725 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,496 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 726 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:14,625 He's not so shy at home. 727 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:17,253 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 728 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:19,964 Oh, it's from Anthony. 729 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,674 Really? 730 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:29,265 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 731 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:30,891 It's okay. I got him. 732 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,186 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 733 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:36,855 Who's coming later, huh? 734 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,733 - Santa! - Is Santa Claus coming, huh? 735 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,653 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 736 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:45,030 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 737 00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:48,242 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 738 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,963 - Ahem... - She's 10 years older than him 739 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,215 and she's Puerto Rican. 740 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:06,176 Dominican... maybe. 741 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,055 Least she's Catholic. 742 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,641 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 743 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,476 You were overjoyed when I sent him down there. 744 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,103 Carmela, your daughter says 745 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,397 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 746 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,736 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 747 00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:26,947 - The mall. - Should've told me. 748 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,867 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 749 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,747 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 750 00:55:34,956 --> 00:55:39,752 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 751 00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:42,588 Okay, sweetie. I love you too. 752 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,052 Merry Christmas, baby. 753 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,598 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 754 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,600 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 755 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,896 You want some wine? 756 00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:00,522 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 757 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,733 Uncle Tom had to work. 758 00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:06,862 All right, honey. 759 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,405 I miss you too. 760 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,117 Merry Christmas. 761 00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:15,913 Love to Finn, huh? 762 00:56:28,301 --> 00:56:29,635 You have a gorgeous home. 763 00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:31,678 Thank you. 764 00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:37,059 We do.