1 00:00:03,547 --> 00:00:09,543 So, while Sugar found a novel way to get off a drug smuggling charge, 2 00:00:09,587 --> 00:00:13,216 l got together with Saint by sacrificing uber-nerd Melissa 3 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:16,896 to Anna, the psycho bitch. 4 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:18,539 Who says crime doesn't pay? 5 00:00:21,347 --> 00:00:23,781 One way or another 6 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:25,465 I'm gonna find ya 7 00:00:25,507 --> 00:00:27,338 I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha 8 00:00:27,387 --> 00:00:30,982 One way or another I'm gonna win ya 9 00:00:31,027 --> 00:00:33,336 I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha 10 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:35,343 One way or another 11 00:00:35,387 --> 00:00:36,866 I'm gonna see ya 12 00:00:36,907 --> 00:00:39,023 I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha 13 00:00:39,067 --> 00:00:41,217 One day, maybe next week 14 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:44,543 I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha 15 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:50,503 I will drive past your house 16 00:00:50,547 --> 00:00:55,701 I'll see who's around... 17 00:01:04,787 --> 00:01:09,144 'lt's been 48 hours, and l haven't fucked it up yet.' 18 00:01:09,187 --> 00:01:11,701 Right, what can l help you with? 19 00:01:11,747 --> 00:01:14,341 'l've already negotiated the most difficult question 20 00:01:14,387 --> 00:01:15,456 'of any new relationship.' 21 00:01:15,507 --> 00:01:18,544 Lesbian art house or multiplex? 22 00:01:18,587 --> 00:01:20,657 'And despite choosing the wrong answer...' 23 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:24,541 Oh God. That has to be one of the worst films l've ever seen. 24 00:01:24,587 --> 00:01:26,259 '..she still seemed to like me.' 25 00:01:26,307 --> 00:01:27,342 Five different speeds. 26 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:31,016 'And it couldn't just be about sex, because we hadn't even slept together yet.' 27 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:32,978 So that was good. 28 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,540 Apart from the movie. 29 00:01:34,587 --> 00:01:36,578 Oh yeah, apart from the movie. 30 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:39,744 l had an all right time. 31 00:01:40,787 --> 00:01:42,505 An all right time? 32 00:01:42,547 --> 00:01:44,185 Yeah. 33 00:01:45,227 --> 00:01:48,139 l'll see you then. 34 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:58,385 'With Anna, it was all nasty one night stands. 35 00:02:01,027 --> 00:02:03,143 'With Saint, it was different. 36 00:02:03,187 --> 00:02:07,021 'Thinking about all the things l wanted to do to her was fine. More than fine.' 37 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,659 VlBRATlNG 38 00:02:08,707 --> 00:02:10,459 You're probably gonna need some lube. 39 00:02:10,507 --> 00:02:13,977 'But in reality, satisfying the girl who worked in a sex shop 40 00:02:14,027 --> 00:02:16,257 'was a frightening prospect. 41 00:02:16,307 --> 00:02:21,427 'She'd invited me back to her place for lunch, whatever that meant.' 44 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:30,144 'What if she had accessories l'd never seen? 45 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:32,906 'What if l couldn't strap them on right? 46 00:02:32,947 --> 00:02:34,824 'What if l put the wrong end in the wrong place?' 47 00:02:34,867 --> 00:02:38,496 Put the Black Cherry in the Tuff Luv, 48 00:02:38,547 --> 00:02:41,539 pass me the clit pump and let's start to play. 49 00:02:41,587 --> 00:02:44,021 - Kim? - Yes? 50 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:46,103 Tuna or ham? 51 00:02:46,147 --> 00:02:48,615 Tuna, thanks. 52 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:52,865 So, it must be convenient living here. 53 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:55,375 l mean, you don't have far to go. 54 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:59,579 l usually end up at college with the wrong books, or the wrong bag... 55 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:03,700 Yeah, well, it's particularly convenient if l'm fitting 56 00:03:03,747 --> 00:03:08,343 somebody that l fancy downstairs and l wanna give myself half an hour off. 57 00:03:08,387 --> 00:03:10,662 God, you're paranoid. 58 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:13,016 So that was a joke, right? 59 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,376 Maybe. 60 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:24,741 You've got something on your... 61 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:30,217 So how do you wanna do this? 62 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,826 Shit. 63 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:37,301 l sound like Anna. 64 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,338 l hope you're not like Anna. 65 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,697 Sweetheart, we don't have to do anything. 66 00:03:42,747 --> 00:03:44,977 We can just sit right here, 67 00:03:45,027 --> 00:03:47,621 and we can watch TV together. 68 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:49,020 OK? 69 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:04,779 In your solitude 70 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:08,342 You're lost again 71 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:17,424 And it's no easy game 72 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:21,255 Finding your way 73 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:30,541 But I've turned the moon down low 74 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:33,101 So you can sleep 75 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:36,344 And I hold you close 76 00:04:36,387 --> 00:04:38,821 To hear you breathe 77 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:42,098 There's a boat to the other side 78 00:04:42,147 --> 00:04:45,378 So you can get home tonight 79 00:04:45,427 --> 00:04:48,499 In the morning you will rise 80 00:04:48,547 --> 00:04:51,983 And think you're dreaming 81 00:04:52,027 --> 00:04:54,780 There's a boat to the other side 82 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,137 So you can get home tonight 83 00:04:58,187 --> 00:05:01,463 In the morning you will rise 84 00:05:01,507 --> 00:05:04,544 And think you're dreaming 85 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:12,183 And I've turned the moon down low 86 00:05:12,227 --> 00:05:14,787 So you can sleep 87 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:17,739 And I hold you close 88 00:05:17,787 --> 00:05:20,745 To hear you breathe 89 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,381 There's a boat to the other side 90 00:05:23,427 --> 00:05:26,544 So you can get home tonight 91 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:30,057 In the morning you will rise 92 00:05:30,107 --> 00:05:33,736 And think you're dreaming 93 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:36,460 There's a boat to the other side 94 00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:40,102 So you can get home tonight 95 00:05:40,147 --> 00:05:43,059 In the morning you will rise 96 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:46,179 And think you're dreaming 97 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:50,982 Listen and respect your place in this universe 98 00:05:51,027 --> 00:05:55,225 Go outside, go outside... 99 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:58,782 That wasn't half as scary as l thought it was gonna be. 100 00:05:58,827 --> 00:06:01,102 GlGGLlNG 101 00:06:08,147 --> 00:06:11,378 Shugs, you're gonna be fine. 102 00:06:11,427 --> 00:06:13,816 l thought you'd be pleased to be getting out of here. 103 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:14,856 l am. 104 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:18,104 So what's the problem? You don't have a fat arse. 105 00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,182 You don't have a heroin habit. 106 00:06:19,227 --> 00:06:20,899 Yeah, but my tits are shrivelled. 107 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,858 Look at them, they've just given up. 108 00:06:22,907 --> 00:06:26,502 Just cos there's nobody to pay them any attention. 109 00:06:26,547 --> 00:06:29,664 You've gotta chuck yourself back out there. 110 00:06:29,707 --> 00:06:33,063 Things have a habit of working themselves out. 111 00:06:33,107 --> 00:06:34,586 You'll see. 112 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,702 You've had a shag, haven't you? 113 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,385 No. 114 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:44,976 Where else has all this philosophical, self-help bullshit come from? 115 00:06:45,027 --> 00:06:47,939 - A big fat orgasm that's where. - Shhh. 116 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:51,263 You're so bloody obvious, Kizza. Let me smell your fingers. 117 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:54,105 - Oi! - Post-sex glow. 118 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,705 So, what's this one like then? 119 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:57,305 Serious about her? 120 00:06:57,347 --> 00:07:01,659 Well, you know, l'm just picking them up... 121 00:07:01,707 --> 00:07:03,299 Moving on. 122 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,467 How many people have you had up here? 123 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:13,826 Only you. 124 00:07:15,787 --> 00:07:17,823 Or 365. 125 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:19,823 Oh l see. 126 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:21,778 Neither's true. 127 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:24,022 But at the moment, 128 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:26,058 only you. 129 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:32,295 l don't do this all the time, you know? 130 00:07:32,347 --> 00:07:35,419 Well, I certainly don't. 131 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:37,697 Only twice, in fact. 132 00:07:37,747 --> 00:07:39,624 Anna and...? 133 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:44,058 Oh, nobody you know. 134 00:07:44,107 --> 00:07:45,096 Sugar. 135 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,978 l don't really see her any more. 136 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:02,536 l think it's great you're getting your end away. 137 00:08:02,587 --> 00:08:04,817 Means you don't have to rely on me. 138 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,142 And like you said, we can still be best friends. 139 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,337 - Course. - Which is a good thing. 140 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,901 Seeing as l haven't exactly been swamped with visitors. 141 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,665 Eighteen months and only you. 142 00:08:13,707 --> 00:08:15,026 That's not true. 143 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:17,137 So l was thinking... 144 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:20,736 seeing as you're so desperate to come here, you won't mind seeing 145 00:08:20,787 --> 00:08:23,062 a bit more of me on the outside? 146 00:08:23,107 --> 00:08:24,540 Yeah, course. 147 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:28,143 So can l stay then? 148 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:33,421 l haven't got anywhere else to go, Kiz. 149 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:35,458 That might be a bit difficult. 150 00:08:35,507 --> 00:08:37,145 ls it Nathan? 151 00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:38,381 No. 152 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:39,985 You then? 153 00:08:42,507 --> 00:08:44,702 Well, l mean it's all right. 154 00:08:44,747 --> 00:08:48,262 Karen's getting out this week so l can just kip with her. 155 00:08:48,307 --> 00:08:52,903 Might get a bit awkward when she starts turning tricks. 156 00:08:52,947 --> 00:08:54,824 But l'll be all right. 157 00:08:57,587 --> 00:09:00,499 So does Sugar have any special dietary requirements? 158 00:09:00,547 --> 00:09:02,185 She only eats cock. 159 00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:03,706 Ha! Sorry. 160 00:09:03,747 --> 00:09:04,816 l haven't said yes yet. 161 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:08,382 Don't you think it's harsh dumping her when she needs you the most? 162 00:09:08,427 --> 00:09:11,737 - Evil cow. - Adopted twat. l'm not dumping her. 163 00:09:11,787 --> 00:09:14,301 l'm just taking a back seat for a while. 164 00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:16,577 So does she have anywhere else she can go? 165 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:21,098 Look, for God's sake, it's her own fault she's in prison. 166 00:09:21,147 --> 00:09:25,902 'lf only she could have stayed in there another couple of months. 167 00:09:25,947 --> 00:09:28,017 'The timing was crap. 168 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,058 'l didn't want to think about Sugar. 169 00:09:30,107 --> 00:09:33,065 'Nobody was going to burst my bubble.' 170 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:38,297 She's hard to pin down, isn't she? 171 00:09:38,347 --> 00:09:41,623 Anyone would think she's still into men. 172 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,659 l think she left that behind a very long time ago. 173 00:09:47,267 --> 00:09:49,303 What? 174 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:51,736 Nothing. l just presumed she would've told you. 175 00:09:51,787 --> 00:09:57,578 l think she was too busy telling me how much she wanted to fuck me. 176 00:09:57,627 --> 00:10:02,906 'Not even psycho bitch could dent my happiness.' 177 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:13,666 l've got a really early start, but l'll give you a call. Sweet dreams. 178 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:18,984 'Never been sweeter.' 179 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,504 Morning! 180 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:30,300 'Love made the world seem so good. 181 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:35,018 'l was determined to spread the happiness around.' 182 00:10:35,507 --> 00:10:37,782 You can stay. 183 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,546 And you'll pick me up? ln a car, that is. 184 00:10:40,587 --> 00:10:42,305 And l'm not going down on you. 185 00:10:45,987 --> 00:10:49,502 'l'd found the perfect girlfriend.' 186 00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:56,219 Surprise! 187 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:58,258 GlGGLlNG 188 00:10:58,307 --> 00:11:00,423 Who is it? 189 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,822 Kim. 190 00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:15,496 'OK, so l'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation 191 00:11:15,547 --> 00:11:19,825 'as to why they were both semi-naked, soaking wet, giggling like idiots. 192 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,578 'After all, l trusted her.' 193 00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:25,185 Anyone would think she's still into men. 194 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,421 'She wouldn't lie to me.' 195 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,344 Listen, l've got a really early start, 196 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,503 but l'll give you a call, yeah? 197 00:11:30,547 --> 00:11:33,505 'Surely l hadn't found myself another Sugar?' 198 00:11:41,027 --> 00:11:44,224 Kim, this is Mark. 199 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,577 - l was just fixing the boiler. - Yeah, right! 200 00:11:47,627 --> 00:11:50,983 He's an old friend of mine. 201 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:55,464 'That's the problem with trust... lt sucks. 202 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:59,420 'l'd left myself wide open.' 203 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,061 Just presume she'd have told you, that's all. 204 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:05,465 Whatever! 205 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:11,422 What's wrong? 206 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,423 l didn't know you had an ex. 207 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,423 l assumed you would have an ex. 208 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:19,062 But l thought maybe he would be a she. 209 00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:21,496 Sarah? Coke? 210 00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:23,139 Yeah, please. 211 00:12:23,187 --> 00:12:24,381 Kim? 212 00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,895 That would be delightful. 213 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,700 l didn't know you were called Sarah either. 214 00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:31,578 l'm sorry, all right? 215 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:35,461 l haven't seen him in ages, but l didn't know who else to call. 216 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:39,102 We were never really that serious. He's just useful to have around. 217 00:12:39,147 --> 00:12:41,502 Here we are then. 218 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,025 lt's good to be back. 219 00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,942 'Never serious, my arse.' 220 00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:50,500 So, Kim, you're a student? 221 00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:52,856 You're a plumber. 222 00:12:52,907 --> 00:12:55,785 No, no. Architect. Which university? 223 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:58,387 Actually, Kim's still doing her A-levels. 224 00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:01,499 Oh... l met Sarah at sixth form college. She was a right swot. 225 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,946 That is such a lie! 226 00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,185 'l wish.' 227 00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:13,616 Can you pass me a straw? 228 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,864 'He was a proper adult with a proper job and a proper penis. 229 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:19,626 'Let's face it... l couldn't compete.' 230 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,101 So, it was nice to meet you. 231 00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:25,264 lt was nice to meet you too. 'Cock sucking sonofabitch.' 232 00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:26,501 l'll see you later then. 233 00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:29,300 What? l thought we were gonna do something. 234 00:13:29,347 --> 00:13:31,656 l can't drag him all the way out here, then desert him. 235 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,345 Come round later, yeah? 236 00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:35,617 Will l get you all to myself? 237 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,500 Absolutely. 238 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:40,981 Bye. 239 00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:46,186 'l couldn't help but wonder how long it would be before she missed men. 240 00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:47,945 'How long it would be before she missed...' 241 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:51,099 Cock. Well, that's what it comes down to, isn't it? 242 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:52,666 Plus, this whole lesbian thing's not really natural. 243 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:57,144 Even cavemen know that if you wanna get a fire going, you need a stick, 244 00:13:57,187 --> 00:14:01,385 and a hole. Not two holes. l suppose it's all right to experiment. 245 00:14:01,427 --> 00:14:03,782 Like l did with you. And you did with Tom, but... 246 00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,660 But you can't swing both ways forever, can you? 247 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:12,896 And trust me, once you've had a nice hard cock, 248 00:14:12,947 --> 00:14:17,304 there's no way you wanna stick your lips around a load of fish. 249 00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:20,498 Fish with toilet paper stuck to it. 250 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:21,900 Urgh. 251 00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:24,425 Urgh. 252 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:28,619 'Talking of being mad for cock, Stella was meeting our new neighbours.' 253 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,703 - (Nathan) Nice to meet you. - l'm Ted. 254 00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:31,736 Stella. 255 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,699 That's an awful lot of equipment you've got there, Ted. 256 00:14:34,747 --> 00:14:35,941 l'm a fitness instructor. 257 00:14:35,987 --> 00:14:38,296 You should come round some time. 258 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:41,419 You'll give her a free session, won't you, Ted? 259 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,059 See ya. > 260 00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:46,656 'Some women just can't help themselves.' 261 00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:48,186 Bye! 262 00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:53,665 'Sometimes life gives you it all, just so it can take it away again.' 263 00:14:53,707 --> 00:14:55,265 KNOCKlNG 264 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,741 Yes, Dad. 265 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,101 How did you know it was me? 266 00:15:01,147 --> 00:15:03,502 Cos you're the only one who knocks. 267 00:15:03,547 --> 00:15:05,902 ls anything wrong? 268 00:15:09,187 --> 00:15:12,304 l'm fine. You? 269 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,898 l couldn't be better. 270 00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:27,577 Dad? 271 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,222 Do you think it's possible to stay with the same person? 272 00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:33,622 Possible - yeah. 273 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,465 Easy - no. 274 00:15:36,507 --> 00:15:40,944 What if there's a side of their personality that you don't trust? 275 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:44,457 You mean like your mother's desire for young, fit men? 276 00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:47,146 Yeah. 277 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:50,259 Well, no obviously... 278 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,422 There'll always be something you have to compromise on, Kim. 279 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:59,824 ln the end, love is about sticking your neck on the line. 280 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:03,940 And knowing that it's probably going to get chopped off. 281 00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:11,425 Close your eyes. 282 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:15,665 'So there l was - sticking my neck on the line again.' 283 00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,186 There you go. 284 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,420 'Sugar was right...' 285 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,946 Wanna try it on? 286 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:35,739 '..she did miss cock. 287 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,460 'This was the compromise she was making to be with me...' 288 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,577 lt vibrates as well. 289 00:16:45,027 --> 00:16:49,464 So, the new neighbours seem nice, don't they? 290 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,735 Yeah, l suppose. 291 00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:53,096 That Ted looks like one to watch. 292 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:54,660 ''Fitness instructor''. 293 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:57,699 Nice body, shame about the brain. 294 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,942 l didn't notice. 295 00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,057 - Really? - No. 296 00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,502 lt's just that you er...... 297 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,503 were kind of flirting with him. 298 00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:12,144 Do you have to do that? 299 00:17:13,707 --> 00:17:15,186 Nathan. 300 00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:17,263 That's just the way l am. 301 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:20,185 l'm not going to jump into bed with everyone l smile at. 302 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,980 l'm with you. 303 00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:24,904 And only you. 304 00:17:24,947 --> 00:17:26,175 OK? 305 00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:32,218 You're just gonna have to trust me a bit more. 306 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:33,939 l do. 307 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,581 l promise... l do. 308 00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,781 You better be making me breakfast, 309 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,387 and you better be bringing it back to bed. 310 00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:04,020 Ah, hello. 311 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,342 What are you doing here? 312 00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,821 l came back to check the boiler. 313 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:11,097 There's nothing wrong with the bloody boiler. 314 00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:14,537 Would l be standing here in my underwear if l was cold? 315 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,186 So how did you get in? 316 00:18:19,227 --> 00:18:22,503 l've still got a set. 317 00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:26,381 All right, that's it. This isn't funny any more. 318 00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:29,499 - You're still sleeping with him. - No. 319 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,664 You're not a lesbian at all. You're addicted to cock. 320 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:35,346 This is all one big cover-up for the customers. 321 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:38,857 ''Of course l'm gay, you bunch of sad, dried up old queers. 322 00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:41,216 ''Please buy my dildos.'' 323 00:18:45,947 --> 00:18:48,461 Hi there. 324 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,983 That's the hypotenuse... 325 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,546 Don't ask! 326 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,544 ls it supposed to be that big? 327 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:19,976 l hope not Matt. l hope not. 328 00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:22,336 Square of the other two... 329 00:19:23,347 --> 00:19:24,336 Question four. 330 00:19:24,387 --> 00:19:26,025 KNOCKlNG 331 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,786 No, l don't want to explain to you how to use it. 332 00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,295 And no, you can't use it on Stella! 333 00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:32,416 Who's Stella? 334 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:39,422 OK, l think there may have been a few things l said that were out of order, earlier. 335 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:44,780 Does that include the bit where you accused me of pretending to be gay? 336 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,260 l didn't know about him. 337 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:48,263 You didn't give me a chance to tell you. 338 00:19:48,307 --> 00:19:51,060 He's clearly still in love with you. 339 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,904 No, he's not. 340 00:19:52,947 --> 00:19:55,063 We broke up ages ago. 341 00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:56,335 Has he got another girlfriend? 342 00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:58,457 No, but, 343 00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,657 it's not like he's the last person l went out with. 344 00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:03,938 l didn't even know your real name. 345 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:06,501 Well, l don't know who Stella is. 346 00:20:06,547 --> 00:20:09,266 Maybe she's your secret lover. 347 00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:10,786 Er... 348 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:12,055 no. 349 00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:16,778 We're having a good time, right? 350 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,260 So will you stop worrying? 351 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,663 'lt's a wonderful feeling when everything's out in the open.' 352 00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:22,696 < Kimmy? 353 00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:25,341 Well, almost everything. 354 00:20:25,387 --> 00:20:28,060 l'm Fiona Stephenson, Sugar's social worker. 355 00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,302 l've come to do some final checks. 356 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:34,101 l understand that she'll be sharing a room with you, Kim. 357 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,105 So let me get this straight. 358 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:43,457 l can't have my ex over to fix the boiler. 359 00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:45,099 But you can move yours into your bed. 360 00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:47,138 She's not gonna be in my bed. 361 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,738 l can't believe that tomorrow 362 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:58,017 l'll be back on the dirty streets of Brighton. 363 00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:01,264 l'm gonna stay out all night. 364 00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:04,185 And then stay in bed, all day. 365 00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:07,025 You could at least try and look happy for me. 366 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,739 Sorry. 367 00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:10,505 What are you so bothered about? 368 00:21:10,547 --> 00:21:14,381 l thought you were just ''picking them up, and moving on''. 369 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:15,860 Not exactly. 370 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,375 Well, if you ask me, she's jealous. 371 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:21,021 Come on, it's textbook. Why would 372 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,706 she give a shit who you shacked up with, if she didn't really care? 373 00:21:23,747 --> 00:21:25,339 Duh! 374 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:32,098 'The more l thought about it, the more l hoped Sugar was right. 375 00:21:32,147 --> 00:21:36,743 'Could it be that l, Kim Daniels, had not only satisfied 376 00:21:36,787 --> 00:21:39,938 'the girl from the sex shop, but l'd also got under her skin?' 377 00:21:56,427 --> 00:21:59,976 'Sugar had finally served her time, 378 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,621 'but my punishment was just beginning.' 379 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:07,866 Repeat after me, l'm a hypocritical cow... 380 00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:09,340 l am a hypocritical cow. 381 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:12,504 ..who must learn to trust her girlfriend. 382 00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:14,265 Girlfriend? 383 00:22:14,307 --> 00:22:16,423 l will. 384 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:18,981 l will! 385 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:20,699 Do you trust me? 386 00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:23,056 l'm letting your ex stay in your room. 387 00:22:24,627 --> 00:22:27,095 Shit. What time is it? 388 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:29,661 5.30. 389 00:22:29,707 --> 00:22:32,016 Why? 390 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:35,377 You don't have to go, do you? 391 00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:38,100 Well, technically, l can't. Can l? 392 00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,263 GlGGLlNG 393 00:22:49,107 --> 00:22:52,895 KlZZZZAAAAA!!!