1 00:00:00,371 --> 00:00:01,988 The rest of my life annoying the shit out of you. 2 00:00:02,039 --> 00:00:04,440 - [giggles] - will you marry me, karen? 3 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:06,075 - you guys are officially back together? 4 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:07,777 - for now. until we fuck it up. 5 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:08,912 - could be any second now. 6 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:10,914 - you gonna shit can 15 years experience 7 00:00:10,948 --> 00:00:13,466 'cause a guy messes up one time? 8 00:00:13,501 --> 00:00:14,584 [moaning] 9 00:00:14,618 --> 00:00:15,635 Aah! 10 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:17,119 - you got fired? 11 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:18,421 - charlie runkle. - daisy. 12 00:00:18,455 --> 00:00:19,973 I've been trying to get a frigging meeting 13 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:21,508 With ronny praeger. 14 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:24,177 He's like the spielberg of porn. - i'll see what i can do. 15 00:00:24,228 --> 00:00:25,628 - that is so awesome! 16 00:00:25,646 --> 00:00:27,347 And don't worry. i will blow you. 17 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:29,131 - no, we're gonna keep this strictly business. 18 00:00:29,149 --> 00:00:31,300 I'm king of fuck mountain! 19 00:00:31,318 --> 00:00:32,802 - it's not a memoir. 20 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:33,987 - it's a written account 21 00:00:34,021 --> 00:00:35,321 Of my sexual relationship with you. 22 00:00:35,356 --> 00:00:37,440 - written by me as a fucking novel. 23 00:00:37,474 --> 00:00:39,475 - lew ashby. - hank brody. 24 00:00:39,493 --> 00:00:40,810 I got this book deal. 25 00:00:40,828 --> 00:00:43,446 Wanna write about why everything i touch turns to gold. 26 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,948 - aah! - [chuckling] 27 00:00:44,982 --> 00:00:48,334 - oh, no! you didn't! 28 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,671 Lew! 29 00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:53,089 Where you headed? 30 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:54,156 - i'm taking fucking and punching 31 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:55,658 All over this fair country of ours. 32 00:00:55,676 --> 00:01:00,329 - mothers, lock up your sons. - and husbands. 33 00:01:00,347 --> 00:01:02,382 - we made a huge mistake. - no. 34 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,166 - i jumped in the car with you that night, 35 00:01:04,184 --> 00:01:06,836 And we just tried to pick up where we left off. 36 00:01:06,854 --> 00:01:08,504 - i can't stay. 37 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:11,340 - it's okay, dad. it was nice while it lasted. 38 00:01:11,358 --> 00:01:14,527 - i wanna get a divorce. i'm gonna be with daisy. 39 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:16,863 - you fucked my man. - aah! 40 00:01:16,897 --> 00:01:19,015 [glass shatters, screaming] 41 00:01:19,033 --> 00:01:22,068 - maybe we should take a break. - i just left my wife for you! 42 00:01:22,119 --> 00:01:23,536 - you said i could have everything. 43 00:01:23,571 --> 00:01:25,538 But don't worry your pretty little head about it. 44 00:01:25,573 --> 00:01:27,189 We'll let my lawyer figure it out. 45 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:29,993 He's really good. later, runkle. 46 00:01:30,027 --> 00:01:31,027 [door clicks] 47 00:01:31,045 --> 00:01:32,862 - that's him. - him who? 48 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,081 - what do you want? - i'm here to see becca moody. 49 00:01:35,132 --> 00:01:37,166 - i got a job. it's in new york. 50 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,369 I think you should come. i can't live without this. 51 00:01:40,387 --> 00:01:42,722 I feel kind of bad splitting them up right now. 52 00:01:42,756 --> 00:01:45,558 - well, then don't. you go, i stay. 53 00:01:45,593 --> 00:01:47,209 At the end of the day, it's all about her. 54 00:01:47,227 --> 00:01:49,062 - i wish you hadn't just said all that. 55 00:01:49,096 --> 00:01:50,563 - why? 56 00:01:50,598 --> 00:01:52,815 - 'cause it just makes me love you even more. 57 00:01:59,773 --> 00:02:06,562 [woman moaning, panting] 58 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:09,732 - [snoring] 59 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,067 - hank? 60 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:12,535 - mm. 61 00:02:12,569 --> 00:02:14,537 - hank. 62 00:02:14,571 --> 00:02:16,539 - [stammers] - hank. 63 00:02:16,573 --> 00:02:19,575 - yep. present. 64 00:02:19,593 --> 00:02:21,961 - did you just... - no. 65 00:02:22,012 --> 00:02:23,296 - you did! - not me. 66 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:25,264 I did not. - hank... 67 00:02:25,299 --> 00:02:27,800 - [groans] 68 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:29,268 Well, maybe for a second. 69 00:02:29,303 --> 00:02:31,754 - jesus christ! - no, don't be cross. 70 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,973 - you fell asleep. - i dozed. 71 00:02:34,024 --> 00:02:35,642 Barely. - inside of me. 72 00:02:35,693 --> 00:02:36,809 - maybe. for a second. 73 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,762 Now, it does not reflect poorly on you. 74 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,932 Or your vagina. it's a lovely vagina. 75 00:02:42,950 --> 00:02:45,868 It's warm and cozy... inviting, 76 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:47,870 Capacious, yet accommodating. 77 00:02:47,905 --> 00:02:50,323 It's cheeky but not impudent, you know what i'm saying? 78 00:02:50,374 --> 00:02:52,458 It's a lovely place to curl up inside. 79 00:02:52,493 --> 00:02:54,610 - and go to sleep. 80 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:56,162 Great. god, where's my fucking clothes? 81 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:57,630 - n-not so fast. 82 00:02:57,665 --> 00:02:58,831 Look, i may be tired, 83 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:01,250 But i'm also incredibly hard right now. 84 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:03,419 [grunts] you feel that? 85 00:03:03,453 --> 00:03:05,722 [hoarsely] i just flexed my cock muscle. 86 00:03:05,756 --> 00:03:07,173 That's pretty cool, huh? 87 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:10,126 Flexing it again and again and again. 88 00:03:10,144 --> 00:03:13,179 Where's the harm in a few winks? 89 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:16,482 You know, single dadness is not as easy as it looks. 90 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:18,901 I gotta be up way early to make the morning meal 91 00:03:18,936 --> 00:03:20,770 And get the kid to school. 92 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:23,356 Then i gotta come home and wrestle with the blank page. 93 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:24,941 You know, and before you know it, 94 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,526 It's time to get back in that fucking pickup line 95 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:27,944 All over again. 96 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:30,780 - ever hear of carpooling? - and then i gotta--i gotta-- 97 00:03:30,814 --> 00:03:33,666 I gotta make some kind of vaguely healthy evening meal. 98 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:36,369 I gotta monitor her computer and texting activity. 99 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,820 It's fucking exhausting. 100 00:03:37,838 --> 00:03:41,040 I mean, i barely even have time to get loaded anymore. 101 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:43,492 [door thuds closed] 102 00:03:45,095 --> 00:03:46,662 - excuse me. 103 00:03:48,048 --> 00:03:51,000 - was that... - no, you're wrong. 104 00:03:51,018 --> 00:03:52,351 - but... - you're wrong. 105 00:03:52,386 --> 00:03:53,836 Move on. 106 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:58,357 - i thought you were all about keeping yourself pure for mom. 107 00:03:58,392 --> 00:04:01,310 - she's a friend, you know. we were doing friend-like stuff. 108 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:03,312 Practically napping. 109 00:04:03,346 --> 00:04:06,348 - hey...good for you. 110 00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:07,867 I'm not judging. 111 00:04:07,901 --> 00:04:11,821 Mom's certainly not keeping herself pure for you. 112 00:04:11,855 --> 00:04:15,491 - what? - nothing. move on. 113 00:04:15,525 --> 00:04:17,910 - what are you guys even doing here anyway? 114 00:04:17,961 --> 00:04:19,378 You're supposed to be at the movies. 115 00:04:19,413 --> 00:04:21,998 - we walked out. - it was so fucking lame, hank. 116 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,866 - hank? 117 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:27,336 Really? uh-uh, it's mr. moody to you, little missy. 118 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,872 - mr. moody. 119 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:34,560 [crunching] 120 00:04:37,314 --> 00:04:41,400 - wait a second. you guys are stoned! 121 00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:42,401 - dad...please. 122 00:04:42,436 --> 00:04:44,020 - tell me where you got the weed. 123 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:46,388 I will kill the motherfucker. tell me. 124 00:04:46,406 --> 00:04:50,276 - in your typewriter. - i knew it! 125 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:51,560 Damn it. 126 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:53,112 - [snickers] - all right. 127 00:04:53,163 --> 00:04:55,064 Shit. gimme what you got. 128 00:04:55,082 --> 00:04:56,899 Fork it over. everything. 129 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:59,235 I'm gonna weigh that. 130 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:04,924 - no, no. h-hold on, ladies. 131 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,292 I'm not done with you. 132 00:05:06,343 --> 00:05:08,911 Now, look, hey, i am very well aware 133 00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:10,412 That i don't always set the best example, 134 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:12,181 But you guys are entirely too young 135 00:05:12,216 --> 00:05:13,549 To be messing around with this stuff. 136 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,468 You know, it's true what they say about pot. 137 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:18,587 it's very much a gateway drug. 138 00:05:18,605 --> 00:05:20,422 And it can be a gateway to some pretty cool things. 139 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,225 But it can also lead to poverty, despair, 140 00:05:22,259 --> 00:05:23,776 Stunted adolescence, man-breasts. 141 00:05:23,811 --> 00:05:25,928 [both snickering] 142 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,980 You think that's funny? 143 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:31,234 [both giggling] 144 00:05:31,268 --> 00:05:33,820 - oh, go on, get outta here. both of you. 145 00:05:33,871 --> 00:05:35,738 To be continued, young lady. 146 00:05:35,772 --> 00:05:38,074 [laughter continues] 147 00:05:39,209 --> 00:05:40,326 Oh... 148 00:06:55,018 --> 00:06:56,852 [hissing] 149 00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:02,742 [elevator bell dings] 150 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:04,994 What up, chocolate sweetness? 151 00:07:05,028 --> 00:07:06,495 - who are you here to see? 152 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:08,714 - runkle. - whose uncle? 153 00:07:08,749 --> 00:07:11,417 - runkle. charlie runkle. 154 00:07:11,468 --> 00:07:13,502 - oh, the cute little bald guy. 155 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:15,254 - just so's you know, 156 00:07:15,305 --> 00:07:16,872 Not a pose that inspires confidence 157 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,424 In your one and only client. 158 00:07:18,475 --> 00:07:21,377 - it's this goddamn economy, hank. 159 00:07:21,395 --> 00:07:23,763 - you can't blame everything on the economy, douche bag. 160 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:25,231 - no? can i blame it for the fact 161 00:07:25,265 --> 00:07:27,716 That no one wants to publish your book? 162 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:29,735 - nonsense. people love me. 163 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:31,887 - no one, hank. not a soul. 164 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:34,523 - what the fuck, runkle? - i don't know. 165 00:07:34,557 --> 00:07:36,108 I been collecting passes all morning. 166 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:38,611 It's too long. it's too self-indulgent. 167 00:07:38,662 --> 00:07:40,830 It's too hateful, too misogynistic. 168 00:07:40,864 --> 00:07:43,082 It's too soft. it's too mean-spirited. 169 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:44,700 - like those are bad things? 170 00:07:44,734 --> 00:07:46,202 I-i can't believe i'm gonna say this out loud, 171 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:47,453 But what about the studios? 172 00:07:47,504 --> 00:07:49,121 - nope. they're not biting either. 173 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:50,506 - you're telling me that hollywood doesn't want 174 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,291 Something else from the unrepentant asshole, 175 00:07:52,342 --> 00:07:54,710 that brought you crazy little thing called love one... 176 00:07:54,744 --> 00:07:55,928 - hank. - and dos? 177 00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:58,431 - hank, i told you to play nice, didn't i? 178 00:07:58,465 --> 00:08:00,549 I told you not to fuck the director's wife. 179 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,436 I told you not to leave a burning bag of your own feces 180 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:04,920 On the producer's doorstep. 181 00:08:04,938 --> 00:08:06,555 - [laughs] that still cracks me up. 182 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:08,941 That's a big fucking bummer, charlie. 183 00:08:08,976 --> 00:08:11,477 I could really use an influx of "cashish" right about now. 184 00:08:11,528 --> 00:08:13,729 The money for the ashby book only went so far. 185 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:15,781 - yeah, yeah, yeah. get in line, asshole. 186 00:08:15,816 --> 00:08:17,650 I was kinda looking forward to the new hank moody book too, 187 00:08:17,701 --> 00:08:18,818 You know? 188 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:20,820 - what do you mean, he wants to reschedule? 189 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,271 Tell him i'll gnaw off his thimble dick 190 00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:24,457 And feed it to my cats! 191 00:08:24,491 --> 00:08:27,460 Ah, runkle, quit beating your meat. 192 00:08:27,494 --> 00:08:29,578 - never gets old, sue. 193 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:31,998 Hank moody, my boss, sue collini. 194 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,949 - oh. pleasure to have you 195 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:35,634 At the harry greenberg agency, hank. 196 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:38,471 - the pleasure is all mine. obviously. 197 00:08:38,505 --> 00:08:40,639 - ah, your man runkle... 198 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:43,259 Now when you talk about a cock of the walk, huh... 199 00:08:43,293 --> 00:08:44,960 - really? - [laughs] 200 00:08:44,978 --> 00:08:47,563 I mean, this guy's a stud. and his head--oh, uhh! 201 00:08:47,597 --> 00:08:49,598 It just makes you wanna give it a big lick 202 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,484 And see what comes out of it. 203 00:08:51,518 --> 00:08:53,135 - please don't. - oh, well, of course not. 204 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:57,189 It would be inappropriate. 205 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,824 Meet me for a drink later. 206 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:03,279 - uh, actually, i'm supposed to do something with hank here. 207 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:06,032 - no. i don't think we have any plans. 208 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,616 - yeah, i think we do. 209 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:11,820 - no, i'm... pretty sure we don't. 210 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:14,323 - excellent. i'm all yours, sue. 211 00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:17,993 - right. better lay down those carbs, runkle. 212 00:09:18,011 --> 00:09:20,296 We're goin' deep. 213 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,516 Collini...out. 214 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:26,001 - what fresh hell is this? 215 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:29,722 [school bell rings] 216 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:33,059 - hey. it's rip van winkle. - oh, hey! 217 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,010 You know, i think we should give it another shot. 218 00:09:35,028 --> 00:09:38,230 You know, i took a nap. i'm fresh as a fucking daisy. 219 00:09:38,281 --> 00:09:40,449 - becca's dad, right? - yikes. 220 00:09:40,484 --> 00:09:42,851 It depends on what she's done to raise your ire. 221 00:09:42,869 --> 00:09:45,071 - becca? oh, no, becca's adorable. 222 00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:46,855 It's her father i have an issue with. 223 00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:49,024 - oh, well, take a number and get in line. 224 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:51,660 I'll tell him you're waiting. if i see him, of course. 225 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:54,213 - felicia koons. chelsea's mom? 226 00:09:54,247 --> 00:09:56,332 - oh, boy. 227 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,000 Howdy. hank moody. 228 00:09:58,034 --> 00:10:00,002 - yeah. so i guess i was wondering 229 00:10:00,036 --> 00:10:02,171 Why my daughter came home stoned last night. 230 00:10:02,205 --> 00:10:03,705 - are you sure she was stoned? 231 00:10:03,723 --> 00:10:05,925 - i know a stoned teenager when i see one. 232 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:07,376 I'm a college professor. 233 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:10,179 - shit. i guess the jig is up. 234 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:12,598 - you know, far be it for me to pass judgment 235 00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:15,017 On your...recreational activities, 236 00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:16,485 But maybe you should make your dope 237 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,554 A little less accessible? 238 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:20,722 I mean, what else do i have to worry about? 239 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,525 Do you have guns in the house too? 240 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:24,560 - yes, i do, but i keep 'em in the freezer. 241 00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,563 Right next to the heroin. 242 00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:29,031 You know, you're absolutely right. 243 00:10:29,065 --> 00:10:30,583 I fucked up. i-i won't do it again. 244 00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:31,834 I get it. 245 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:34,120 That's just for my glaucoma anyway, you know? 246 00:10:34,171 --> 00:10:35,121 - [chuckles] - father. 247 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,839 - hey, speak of the she-devils. 248 00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:39,408 Can i go over to chelsea's? - well... 249 00:10:39,426 --> 00:10:41,377 That would depend on chelsea 250 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,879 And her lovely, far-too-young to be a mother here. 251 00:10:43,913 --> 00:10:45,047 - mom? - hmm? 252 00:10:45,081 --> 00:10:47,049 - [stammers] sure. why not? 253 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,218 Pick her up later. actually, stay for dinner. 254 00:10:49,252 --> 00:10:50,886 We're having some people over. 255 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,754 - no. no, no, no. i don't play well with others. 256 00:10:52,772 --> 00:10:54,056 It wouldn't turn out well for anybody. 257 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,608 - it's true, he doesn't. - i don't. 258 00:10:55,642 --> 00:10:58,894 - look, if we're going to be bailing these two out of jail 259 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:00,262 Every now and again, 260 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,815 We may as well get to know each other a little better. 261 00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:05,234 So be there. keep the weed at home. 262 00:11:05,268 --> 00:11:08,120 - sure thing, teach. 263 00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:15,411 - and that brings us to the issue of the house. 264 00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:18,581 - i just want my fair share. - mm-hmm. 265 00:11:18,615 --> 00:11:21,083 - it's been sitting on the market for months now, charlie. 266 00:11:21,117 --> 00:11:22,968 It's not selling. 267 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:24,453 - well, maybe if you weren't too busy 268 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:25,888 Bringing every unemployed actor in l.a. 269 00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:27,806 With a cougar fetish back to my house, 270 00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,642 You could focus on getting it sold. 271 00:11:29,676 --> 00:11:32,961 - first...it's our house. 272 00:11:32,979 --> 00:11:35,397 And second, if you weren't too busy 273 00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:37,900 Trying to shove your angry inch into every damage case 274 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,518 That crosses your path, 275 00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:41,854 We wouldn't even be in this mess to begin with. 276 00:11:41,905 --> 00:11:43,822 Can i get a fucking amen? 277 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,774 Unce, unce! 278 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:48,827 - look, all i'm saying is i can't afford 279 00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:50,979 To keep paying rent and mortgage at the same time. 280 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:52,998 - he's hiding money somewhere. i know it! 281 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:57,152 - there's nothing to hide! she snorted it all. 282 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,671 - you're working as an agent again! 283 00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:00,873 - i'm working on commission! 284 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:03,926 - really? that's pathetic, charlie. 285 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,661 - agreed. it's the only way 286 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:07,496 I could get back in the business, okay? 287 00:12:07,514 --> 00:12:08,964 It's not like the top five 288 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:10,999 Are rolling out the red carpet for me. 289 00:12:11,017 --> 00:12:13,969 - hmm. i wonder why. oh, that's right. 290 00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:16,522 They're probably afraid you'd jerk off all over it. 291 00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:19,308 - [laughing] 292 00:12:19,342 --> 00:12:21,560 You know what? have it your way, okay? 293 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,512 I'll just--i'll move back in. 294 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,614 - hells no! - what, you said so yourself. 295 00:12:25,649 --> 00:12:28,234 It's our house. my name's on the mortgage too. 296 00:12:28,285 --> 00:12:29,518 You know? 297 00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:31,853 - that can't be right. tell him, marv! 298 00:12:31,871 --> 00:12:34,123 - what can i say? 299 00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:36,825 It's perfectly within his rights. 300 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,194 - oh! yes! finally! 301 00:12:39,212 --> 00:12:40,529 I win! ehh! 302 00:12:58,181 --> 00:12:59,648 [honking] 303 00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:03,552 [honk honk] 304 00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:07,323 - asshole. - hey. 305 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:08,691 I know you're saving the planet and all, 306 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:10,225 But it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. 307 00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:11,910 - fuck you! - fuck me? 308 00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:13,862 - yeah, that's right. fuck you! 309 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,031 - live strong, asshole. - aah! 310 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:17,082 [tires squealing] 311 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:37,553 - helloo. 312 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,054 - oh! hank moody. 313 00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:40,222 - hello. 314 00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:44,310 I'd like to introduce you to richard bates, the writer. 315 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:45,728 - richard bates. wow. 316 00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,696 - he's going to be teaching here this year. 317 00:13:47,731 --> 00:13:49,765 It's a huge coup for us. - big fan. 318 00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,100 I just feel a slight man crush coming on. 319 00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:53,935 - well, thank you, aren't you kind? 320 00:13:53,953 --> 00:13:56,038 This is my t.a. - jill robinson. 321 00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,122 Nice to meet ya. 322 00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:58,290 - jill, the pleasure is all yours. 323 00:13:58,325 --> 00:13:59,941 Or mine. 324 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,543 Okay, ours. 325 00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:04,446 - hank is quite the accomplished novelist 326 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,165 In his own right. 327 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:08,167 That's right. i googled you. 328 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,668 - mm. i feel pleasantly violated. 329 00:14:09,719 --> 00:14:12,004 - so you were just gonna... 330 00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:13,722 Show me to the little girl's room. 331 00:14:13,757 --> 00:14:15,674 - oh, sure thing. follow me. 332 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:17,643 - tinkle, tinkle. - right this way. 333 00:14:17,677 --> 00:14:20,429 - drink with me. i insist. 334 00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:22,297 - oh, no, thank you. - no, no, please. 335 00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,650 - no, i'm fine. - oh... 336 00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:26,185 crack the sky was a big deal for me. 337 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,937 I felt like i was climbing kilimanjaro with you. 338 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,606 Gave me a huge writing boner. come on. 339 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,641 Please? 340 00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:34,026 Pretty please? 341 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,367 To the blank page. 342 00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:46,321 - mm. 343 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:48,156 [grunts] 344 00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:56,849 Oh! 345 00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:59,301 - wow. that was something. 346 00:14:59,335 --> 00:15:01,186 - it sure was. 347 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:02,521 Haven't touched the stuff 348 00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:04,890 Since slick willy was in the white house. 349 00:15:04,941 --> 00:15:06,725 - fuck me. - yes. 350 00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:08,277 Now pour me another. - oh, no, no. 351 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,478 The bar just closed. 352 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,346 One was an honor, but i'm cutting you off. 353 00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:12,865 - give me the fucking bottle, bush league, 354 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:14,233 Before they come back. 355 00:15:14,284 --> 00:15:15,517 - mm-mm. - give-- 356 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,236 - no. no. - give me the bottle. 357 00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:18,987 - mm-mm. no. uh-uh. - come here! 358 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,907 - [hoarsely] my balls. oh, shit. 359 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,860 - thank you. - don't say anything. 360 00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:29,030 - [gasps] oh! oh, my goodness. 361 00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:31,049 - whose piece of shit porsche is that? 362 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,419 - stacy, what happened? - oh, you wouldn't believe it. 363 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:36,538 Some fucking asshole-- - well, you know... 364 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:37,890 It's actually kind of a classic. 365 00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:40,375 I just kind of-- - stacy, this is becca's father. 366 00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:42,728 Hank moody, the writer. 367 00:15:42,762 --> 00:15:45,597 - stacy, i do believe i can see the outline of your cock. 368 00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:47,015 It looks like you've got yourself 369 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,384 A nice, big fire helmet down there. 370 00:15:49,402 --> 00:15:51,570 I'm more of an anteater myself. 371 00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:53,889 Enhances sensitivity. 372 00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:56,158 Shall we dine? 373 00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:04,900 - times are tough, runkle. 374 00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:09,288 I need you to sign motherfuckers and put them to work. 375 00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:11,907 That's what i want. that's what you promised me. 376 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:13,926 - absolutely. you're right, sue. 377 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,260 You can count on me. 378 00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:17,095 I stepped away from the game for a little while, 379 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,714 But i am back now. 380 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,849 I'm just a little rusty. - rusty. 381 00:16:20,884 --> 00:16:22,083 You mean like a trombone? 382 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:23,802 Hey, anybody ever give you one of those? 383 00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:27,105 - i...don't believe so. - trust me. 384 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:31,760 You'd remember. analingus...with a tug job. 385 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:34,112 Ought to try it. 386 00:16:34,147 --> 00:16:35,697 What's your favorite position? 387 00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:38,734 - sssexually? - yeah. 388 00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:40,769 - i don't see how that's at all relevant-- 389 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:43,455 - yeah. i like a... stand up 69. 390 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:44,790 You ever try it? 391 00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:47,125 - that sounds...challenging. 392 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,410 - exactly! 393 00:16:48,444 --> 00:16:50,996 Which is why you end up coming like a baby gorilla. 394 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:52,498 [laughs] 395 00:16:52,549 --> 00:16:55,951 So what's your take on interoffice romance, huh? 396 00:16:55,969 --> 00:16:58,921 - [laughs] i appreciate the interest, sue. 397 00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,288 Really, i do. 398 00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:03,008 But i am right in the middle of a nasty divorce. 399 00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:06,595 I'm what they call emotionally unavailable. 400 00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,263 - emotions? 401 00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:09,982 Who needs emotions? 402 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:11,800 I'm thinking about your tube steak. 403 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:13,802 Is that unavailable too? 404 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,020 - ah! 405 00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:16,355 - oh ho ho! 406 00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,440 Oh, you can play hard to get all you like, runkle. 407 00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:20,642 Whatever makes you wet. 408 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,812 But sue collini always gets the wienie. 409 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:26,999 Always. 410 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,750 Bottoms up, cowboy. 411 00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:30,252 - right of way or not, 412 00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:32,170 You were definitely hogging the road. 413 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,655 - you flicked your cigarette at me. 414 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,990 - well sure. but you gave me the finger. 415 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,208 That got my irish up. 416 00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:37,993 That was downright antisocial of you. 417 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:40,262 - yes. but you were honking your horn repeatedly. 418 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:41,763 - which brings us back full circle 419 00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,164 To the fact that you were hogging the road. 420 00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,333 I'm just sayin'... - i had the right of way. 421 00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:46,969 - who says? - state of california. 422 00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:48,637 - i don't agree. - he doesn't agree. 423 00:17:48,671 --> 00:17:49,805 - i don't agree. 424 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,056 - can we just change the subject, please? 425 00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:53,025 - i-i'm fine with that. 426 00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:54,509 I mean, i've already moved on. 427 00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:56,511 And i won't hold any grudges. i'm cool. 428 00:17:56,529 --> 00:18:00,032 Hate the game...not the playah. - i'll drink to that. 429 00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:02,067 - unbelievable. 430 00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:05,203 - uh...can we be excused? 431 00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:06,872 - please. i insist. 432 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:09,408 - hey, ladies, no mary jane. 433 00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:10,876 I'm serious. try me. 434 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:14,162 I'm like a drug-sniffing dog with a hard-on for justice. 435 00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:15,881 Yeah. hey... - father. 436 00:18:15,915 --> 00:18:19,585 - now get outta here. - jesus. 437 00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,587 - okay, i'm just gonna throw this out to the table. 438 00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:23,922 What are you guys thinking, gay, bi-curious, huh? 439 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,592 What? 440 00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:28,343 - what is wrong with you? 441 00:18:28,377 --> 00:18:30,178 - what? i'm the asshole 442 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,014 Just because i say what's on everybody's mind? 443 00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:34,900 - it never occurred to me. - actually, me neither. 444 00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,235 - i can't really say i see it myself. 445 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,487 - oh. 446 00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:39,521 - little girls... 447 00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:42,157 In pretty boxes. 448 00:18:42,191 --> 00:18:43,692 [someone clicking tongue] 449 00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:46,445 - well, i'm not afraid to put it out there, you know? 450 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,747 And if my daughter decides she's a gay, 451 00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:51,033 I cannot think of a nicer gal 452 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,735 That she can, you know, indulge her sapphic tendencies with. 453 00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:55,754 - that's vaguely sweet, i think. 454 00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:57,873 - yes. vaguely nauseating. 455 00:18:57,907 --> 00:19:00,042 - where is the boom-boom room? 456 00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:03,595 - it's just down the hall, richard, to your left. 457 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,631 - [clears throat] 458 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,082 - good squash. 459 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,017 - ten years sobriety, down the drain. 460 00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:10,752 Nice job. 461 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,188 How is he gonna get up in front of a class? 462 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:15,724 - well, you know what they say. - no, what do they say, hank? 463 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,360 - you really have to want to quit. 464 00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,811 You gotta... - oh... 465 00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:21,096 - hit rock bottom. 466 00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:24,265 - can i have a word with you, dear? 467 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,535 - sure, darling. 468 00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:32,791 - so what's your story, morning glory? 469 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:36,328 - [chuckles] 470 00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:38,279 I'm...33. 471 00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:39,631 - perfect. 472 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,616 - i'm getting my phd on... 473 00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,752 - perfect. - english lit. 474 00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:45,087 I love to read. - oh! 475 00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:47,923 - that's my drug of choice, the written word. 476 00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:51,393 And, uh...i just ended a five-year relationship 477 00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:53,311 That yielded me a big, fat nothing-- 478 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:54,763 Not to make it sound like 479 00:19:54,797 --> 00:19:57,933 A cold, hard business deal, but... 480 00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:59,518 Whatever. [clears throat] 481 00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:01,803 And my 20s went by like a warm summer day, 482 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:05,323 And now my uterus is deteriorating with every breath. 483 00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:06,641 So, yeah, i-i see it all. 484 00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:10,478 You're handsome and you're funny and...really, 485 00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:12,447 Unless you're a serious prospect, 486 00:20:12,481 --> 00:20:14,649 Do not so much as smile at me. 487 00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,868 Really, truly. don't try to charm me. 488 00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:19,121 It would just be a heinous crime 489 00:20:19,155 --> 00:20:21,656 Against the other sex, given this full disclosure. 490 00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,508 [indistinct voices growing louder] 491 00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:26,678 - and...i'm hard. - [laughs] 492 00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:29,831 No, please, seriously. you're really dangerous. 493 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,633 Please stay away. 494 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,335 - uh... 495 00:20:34,353 --> 00:20:37,389 Let's try again, shall we? 496 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,307 - that's mighty white of you, stace. 497 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:41,393 - stacy. - stacy. 498 00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:43,344 Koons, right? 499 00:20:43,362 --> 00:20:45,197 - uh, that's right. 500 00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:48,150 - mm. you're the dean 501 00:20:48,184 --> 00:20:50,318 Of this fine institute of fancy book learning? 502 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,353 - correct. 503 00:20:52,371 --> 00:20:54,489 - which would make you... dean koons? 504 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,357 - i've heard that one before. 505 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,494 - who wants to see me tuck and do the pee-pee dance? 506 00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,046 - oh! - oh, my god. 507 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,748 Richard! 508 00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:04,750 - come on. i can't be the only one. 509 00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,168 - and then... - where are the girls? 510 00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:08,336 - just like that... [snaps] 511 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:12,874 He unveiled his beautiful man-pussy. 512 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:16,595 His glorious...mangina. 513 00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:19,314 Mm...mm... 514 00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:22,400 Meet my peach, baby. 515 00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:24,152 Blow on my dice. 516 00:21:24,187 --> 00:21:27,189 I wanna swing that swing. 517 00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:29,390 Don't you treat me nice. 518 00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:32,327 - richard, let me-- - i'm wild for you. 519 00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:33,895 - let me call you a cab. richard, let me-- 520 00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:37,449 - sweet baby, i'm a child for you. 521 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,617 - richard, you know what, 522 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,868 Why don't you stay in the guest room? 523 00:21:39,902 --> 00:21:41,286 - stacy. - yeah. 524 00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:44,372 - have you ever spent time with an 11-year-old boy 525 00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,459 And wanted more from him than he was willing to give? 526 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,761 Have you ever breathed in the scent 527 00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:52,247 Of a woman's sweaty, unwashed sex 528 00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:54,382 And just... [inhales] mm... 529 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:58,419 Wanted to bottle and sell it at market? 530 00:21:58,437 --> 00:22:01,306 Have you ever been so drunk on cock 531 00:22:01,357 --> 00:22:03,475 You howled at the moon 532 00:22:03,526 --> 00:22:05,760 And begged for a few inches more? 533 00:22:05,778 --> 00:22:07,762 - ladies? 534 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,364 Dean koons? 535 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:11,599 - all these questions and more will be answered 536 00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:15,153 [snaps] in my new novel. 537 00:22:15,204 --> 00:22:16,988 Ha! - let's get you dressed. 538 00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:20,492 - first... i wanna go for a swim! 539 00:22:20,543 --> 00:22:22,944 Arrgh! - oh! 540 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:24,663 - whoo! 541 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:25,780 [thud] [laughter] 542 00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:27,632 - love that guy. 543 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:30,335 - big fan. 544 00:22:30,386 --> 00:22:32,754 - [whispers] big dick. - wow! 545 00:22:32,788 --> 00:22:37,092 - [laughing] 546 00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:44,482 - what do you want, charlie? i'm watching my stories. 547 00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:47,435 - marcy ellen runkle. 548 00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:48,653 I love you. 549 00:22:48,688 --> 00:22:51,606 - oh. go home, you miserable sack of shit. 550 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,491 Sleep it off! 551 00:22:53,526 --> 00:22:55,527 - but this is my home! 552 00:22:55,578 --> 00:22:59,814 This! and you know why? 553 00:22:59,832 --> 00:23:02,450 Because marcy lives here. 554 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:05,086 She's my home. 555 00:23:05,121 --> 00:23:08,323 - my true west. - north. 556 00:23:08,341 --> 00:23:10,125 - what? - true north. 557 00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:12,294 That's what they say. - who? 558 00:23:12,328 --> 00:23:13,828 Oh. 559 00:23:13,846 --> 00:23:15,430 What? 560 00:23:15,464 --> 00:23:17,048 Hey... 561 00:23:17,099 --> 00:23:19,634 Marce... [clears throat] 562 00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,937 Let's give it another shot, hmm? 563 00:23:21,971 --> 00:23:23,805 What do you say? 564 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:27,809 - no? - okay, fair enough. 565 00:23:27,843 --> 00:23:29,895 Can i use the bathroom? 566 00:23:29,946 --> 00:23:33,014 [chuckles] i have to go numero dos, 567 00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:34,316 And i don't know if i'm gonna make it 568 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,484 Back to westwood in time. 569 00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:39,905 - make it quick, asshole. 570 00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:42,324 - you sure becca's okay to spend the night? 571 00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:43,708 - yeah. let her sleep. 572 00:23:43,743 --> 00:23:45,327 I'll drop her off in the morning. 573 00:23:45,361 --> 00:23:48,580 - but you'll, uh, you'll keep an eye on them? 574 00:23:48,631 --> 00:23:49,798 - oh, right. 575 00:23:49,832 --> 00:23:51,666 For signs of lesbianism. yeah. will do. 576 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,868 I'll be vigilant. 577 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:55,670 - sorry about the drama tonight. 578 00:23:55,704 --> 00:23:57,839 You must think i'm a world-class a-hole. 579 00:23:57,873 --> 00:24:00,842 - hmm...don't know about the world-class. 580 00:24:00,876 --> 00:24:03,211 - yeah, well, thank you. what about bates? 581 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:05,263 Is he gonna be able to do his thing? 582 00:24:05,314 --> 00:24:08,216 - from rehab? i doubt it. 583 00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:12,020 You wouldn't happen to know of any other bad-boy novelists 584 00:24:12,054 --> 00:24:14,990 Looking for a teaching gig, would you? 585 00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:16,891 - i don't know. 586 00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:18,944 I will, uh, bring it up at the next union meeting. 587 00:24:18,995 --> 00:24:20,228 Good night. 588 00:24:20,246 --> 00:24:21,746 - night. 589 00:24:21,781 --> 00:24:23,564 [car alarm beeps] 590 00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:28,420 - where ya headed? 591 00:24:28,454 --> 00:24:30,422 - just home to the cats. 592 00:24:30,456 --> 00:24:32,958 - sounds hot. 593 00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:36,044 - how 'bout a libation? 594 00:24:36,078 --> 00:24:39,464 - oh! like that could possibly end well. 595 00:24:39,515 --> 00:24:41,599 - oh, look at you with the foresight and all. 596 00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:44,052 Well played, lady. - thanks. 597 00:24:44,086 --> 00:24:45,937 Good night, mr. moody. 598 00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:47,605 'twas a pleasure meeting you. 599 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,309 - good night, psycho. take good care of that uterus. 600 00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:07,492 [loud knocking] - oh, my god, charlie. 601 00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:10,611 What are you doing in there? - it's my i-b-s! 602 00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:14,416 You know how it kicks in in times of extreme duress. 603 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:17,419 Well, this is one of those times! 604 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,257 [hiss] aah! 605 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:28,179 [continues screaming] 606 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:31,132 - all right. it's all right. 607 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:34,769 - [sobbing] - miserable slob. 608 00:25:34,803 --> 00:25:38,523 Guest room. go. 609 00:25:44,497 --> 00:25:46,364 - what up, lady fair? 610 00:25:46,415 --> 00:25:48,283 - hank, it's late. 611 00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:50,702 - and yet you don't sound even remotely sleepy. 612 00:25:50,753 --> 00:25:54,155 Burning the midnight oil? - something like that. 613 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:57,008 - i get it. big date, huh? 614 00:25:57,043 --> 00:25:58,793 - i'm not sure how big it was. 615 00:25:58,827 --> 00:26:01,930 - gross. 616 00:26:01,964 --> 00:26:04,299 - bad breath. h-o-b. 617 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:07,769 - h-o-b? - hair on back. 618 00:26:07,803 --> 00:26:11,056 - oh. well, now i'm starting to feel better. 619 00:26:11,107 --> 00:26:14,059 - what about you? - what about me? 620 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:16,444 - our monkey in the middle said something about 621 00:26:16,479 --> 00:26:19,397 Crossing paths with a friend of yours. 622 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:21,849 - oh, she's a little meddler, that one. 623 00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:24,069 - that she is. 624 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,405 - well, not to worry. bad breath. 625 00:26:27,456 --> 00:26:30,208 H-o-b. - [laughs] 626 00:26:30,242 --> 00:26:32,293 - mm. i miss you. 627 00:26:32,328 --> 00:26:35,246 - i miss you too. 628 00:26:35,297 --> 00:26:38,917 - it ain't the same without you, you know. 629 00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:42,554 - that's nice to hear. 630 00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:45,056 I think it's good, though. 631 00:26:45,091 --> 00:26:48,593 - what's good? - we're...living our lives. 632 00:26:48,644 --> 00:26:52,647 We're being all normal and responsible and... 633 00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:55,400 Like real, live grownups. 634 00:26:55,434 --> 00:26:59,771 - well, yeah, i do feel vaguely functional these days. 635 00:26:59,822 --> 00:27:02,991 You know, i think you might even be proud of me. 636 00:27:03,025 --> 00:27:05,276 - i'm always proud of you. 637 00:27:05,327 --> 00:27:08,113 Even when i'm not. 638 00:27:12,201 --> 00:27:15,120 - that's nice to hear. 639 00:27:15,171 --> 00:27:17,839 But... - but what? 640 00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:22,127 - what if, in the process of being... 641 00:27:22,178 --> 00:27:26,414 Well, responsible and grown-up like, we... 642 00:27:26,432 --> 00:27:29,417 Just kinda get over each other? 643 00:27:33,606 --> 00:27:35,390 - what if... 644 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:38,593 You tell me about our daughter. 645 00:27:41,063 --> 00:27:43,731 - well...things are changing, karen, 646 00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:46,317 Just like you said they would. 647 00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:48,119 I mean, fast, you know, but i'm... 648 00:27:48,154 --> 00:27:50,205 I'm holding on as hard as i can, 649 00:27:50,239 --> 00:27:52,824 And i am not gonna let go. 650 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:56,411 I mean, i... i won't forget you. 651 00:27:56,412 --> 00:28:00,412 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com