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Gossip girl here-
Your one and only source
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Into the scandalous lives
of manhattan's elite.
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Top story on
my home page-
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Serena van der woodsen,
everybody's favorite "it" girl
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Has just returned from
a mysterious absence
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And was learning the hard way
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That you can never go home
again.
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You'll never believe what's on "gossip
girl. " Someone saw serena getting off
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Serena? Serena's at school.
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Why'd she return? Let me
guess- You told everyone
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Eric's just visiting
grandpa in rhode island.
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Your aunt carol in miami. He
tries to take his own life,
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And you're worried it's gonna
cost you mom of the year?
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Must be a lot of rumors why you're
back. None of them mention you.
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Nate's gonna wait for serena. He
can get in line behind that guy.
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I don't need some new
boy influencing her,
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Distracting her from her
needs. A kid like dan is
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Guess who's dad is cool?
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It's a trick question. Yeah,
'cause it can't be ours.
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You're going out with
serena, and i'm going
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To kiss on the lips. Who
said this family wasn't cool?
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I thought everything
was good between us.
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It was... before i found out
you had sex with my boyfriend.
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Great, just in time for brunch.
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I told her to stay away.
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I'm not sneaking around
with you. Just to talk.
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You said you'd never speak to her again.
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So you slept with your best
friend's boyfriend. Is that true?
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Then she ran away and lied about it.
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Poor daniel-So little time,
so many sluts to defend.
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This world,
it's-It's crazy.
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And you're a part of it.
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Blair, how can i fix this?
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You don't, serena. You just stay away.
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But now that serena is back,
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Will the upper east
side ever be the same?
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It takes two tangle,
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And girls like these don't
go down without a fight.
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And who am i?
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That's a secret i'll never tell.
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You know you love me.
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X.O.X.O., gossip girl.
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♪ g-L-A-M
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There's plenty of upside
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To being the spawn of
the fabulously wealthy.
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But the downside?
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Super successful parents
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Except nothing less
from their offspring.
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And when it comes to
college, that means the ivies.
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It's more than just
getting into college.
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It's setting a course
for the rest of your life.
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And for those few who aren't legacies,
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The pressures are no less.
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When parents have sacrificed
for their children's futures,
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What kid would wanna let them down?
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♪ we're flying first
class up in the sky ♪
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♪ poppin' champagne, livin' the life ♪
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♪ i won't change by the glamorous ♪
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♪ ooh, the flossy, flossy
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♪ the glamorous, glamorous,
by the glamorous ♪
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♪ ooh, the flossy, flossy ♪ change
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thank you, ladies.
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Good morning, students. I ask all of you
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To show a little sympathy
for our junior class.
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They are almost through with ivy week.
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As is our long-Standing tradition,
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The constance billard girls
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Will be in charge of
friday night's mixer,
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And the st. Jude's boys
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Will provide the ushers for
the visiting representatives.
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for those of you who dream
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Of attending an ivy league school,
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This mixer is the most
important event of your life.
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But no pressure.
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Ah, it's not that bad. It looks
like i shaved with a wood chipper.
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I was going with more of
a chain saw. Not helping.
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Not trying to. Hey, look on the
bright side- You're not a hemophiliac.
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Otherwise, you'd- You'd
be in the emergency room.
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And that's helping? Mm, not really.
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dartmouth's gonna
love you. Yeah, i gotta believe
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Being able to shave is a
prerequisite for attending.
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No one is better qualified,
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No one is smarter, more
well-Rounded... or wounded?
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I have a trust fund
to fall back on, dad.
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You know, all i have
is what's up here. Oh.
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well, that is
the most important thing.
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College is about academic excellence,
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Not your stock portfolio.
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Besides, you're gonna do
great in your interview.
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You take after your dad that way.
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Spotlight doesn't phase us.
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Ooh, you better hope there's
not a spotlight involved.
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I'm your sister. It's what i do.
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Not when it's about dartmouth.
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remember, students...
nathaniel, a little wake and ba
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We have our interviews today.
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My point exactly.
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i have my 1-Hitter.
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...but underclassmen
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Should consider this
week a dress rehearsal.
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You are not only representing
yourselves this week,
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But generations from our
school and your families.
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Try not to cut me off next time.
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You almost knocked me
over the side of the bench.
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I didn't cut you off.
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I didn't mean to. You
win fair and square,
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And nothing could make me prouder...
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till you get in the old alma mater,
that is. Dad, we talked about this,
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About me keeping my options open,
looking out west. Yeah, of course,
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But let's get serious here.
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Someone with your grades
wants to get into dartmouth,
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You need to appear to
be working for it. Da i-
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Ushering the rep is a good
step. How come every time
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You act like it's a joke?
Nate, there's a plan here.
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Maybe i want to make my own
plan. Listen, your mother and i
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So you can just make
things up as you go along.
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Dartmouth, law school, blair.
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Soon you're gonna have everything.
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Listen, i'm late for work.
Nail that interview today.
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Go, green!
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as part of
ivy week's festivities,
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At tomorrow night's mixer,
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Blair waldorf will annoucharity
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Her community outreach
committee will honor this year.
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Have you seen serena?
I wonder where she is.
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And you know what i wonder?
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How i'm supposed to
hear anything about yale
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With all this talk about serena.
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Do you remember when dad gave
me my first yale sweatshirt?
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I don't think any piece of clothing
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Has ever fit me more perfectly,
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Not to mention how adorable
i found that bulldog.
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Remember when i asked you
if i could get a bulldog?
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Good call, by the way, saying no.
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And now the big day is finally here.
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Soon nate and i will be away at college.
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Him coming down to yale,
me going up to dartmouth.
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Dad flying in for the princeton game.
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I hope it doesn't make you
feel old watching me grow up.
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Eat up, miss blair.
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Your mom would want you
to have a good breakfast.
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and now headmaster prescott...
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so serena's really not here?
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That's what i said. When you
weren't supposed to be talking.
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thank you, miss tedrow.
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Serena, come on. Hurry
up. You're gonna be late.
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I am! And i know.
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You know, you shouldn't have
stayed at your brother's again.
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I mean, why sleep there? It's
not like he can even see you.
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His eyes are closed.
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Do you have one maternal
bone in your entire body?
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U se, yoneed your rest,
okay? It's ivy week.
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I know, and if i can get
out of this hotel room,
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It's my sole mission in life
to impress that brown rep.
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Well, i am so thrilled to hear
you say that's still your plan,
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Because, i mean,
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I know it's something
we've always talked about,
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But honestly, since you've been back,
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I've, uh, wondered if your
mind was even on college.
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Look, mom, i've had my
mind on a lot of things.
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But since recent events,
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Going away to college
sounds pretty good.
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How, um, how did you
leave things with dan?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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What's going on with you
and blair? Mom, please!
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It's o- Look,
all i wanna do
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Is just finish high school in peace
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And go away to a state
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With lots of people
who don't know who i am
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And just start over, okay?
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Take a cab. Don't walk.
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oh, god.
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god, please
don't tell me it's over.
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What? You were there. I-I
would say it's pretty over.
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I meant the assembly.
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Oh, right. No, yeah,
no, it just ended now.
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Damn it.
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Anyway, good luck.
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Yeah, you, too.
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Oh, too bad you missed the assembly.
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Not that it matters.
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Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut.
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Spotted-
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S. Not so fashionably
late and dressed down by b.
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Game on, ladies.
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♪ baby, where'd
you get your body from? ♪
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♪ tell me where'd you
get your body from ♪
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♪ baby, where'd you
get your body from? ♪
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♪ tell me where'd you
get your body from ♪
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♪ i got it from my
mama, i got it from my mama ♪
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Look, i made a mistake with nate, okay?
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But then youab
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We don't have to be friends,
but-Oh!
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Ugh! What's up, waldorf?
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Sorry. It slipped.
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I'm fine.
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I really want to believe that was an
accident. Then you must be delusional.
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♪ where'd you get your body from ♪
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♪ baby, where'd you get your
body from? ♪
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Thank you.
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♪ i got this from my mama,
all this stuff right here ♪
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Ooh!
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Running out of colors here, blair.
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And i'm running out of
patience. Enough, okay?
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It's enough when i say it's enough.
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♪ ladies
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♪
I- L-Ladies
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Oh!
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god!
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girls, break it up!
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Get off of me! Is that enough yet?!
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♪ she pretty like her mama,
and if her mama real ugly ♪
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So we've actually come
to physical blows, huh?
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Truce?
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Ow! My leg!
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serena, you're out
of here. oh, my gosh.
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Ow. Ow. I hope it's broken.
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Hey, upper east siders.
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We hear that world
war iii just broke out,
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And it's wearing kneesocks.
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Choose your side or run and hide.
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We have a feeling this
one's to the death.
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Be the dartmouth usher? Well,
i've given this a lot of thought,
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And i think i can answer
your question in three parts.
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And i'd like to start
with the third part first,
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If it's cool, unless, uh,
that would be confusing.
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In which case, i can start
at the beginning.
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Um, the dartmouth
"principles of community"
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Highlight integrity,
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Responsibility and consideration.
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Uh, well, from st. Jude's,
i've learned integrity.
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From being an older brother,
i have learned responsibility,
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And from my parents,
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Who have sacrificed everything
to send me to this school,
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I've learned consideration.
241
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,500
It really comes
down to one thing-
242
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Dartmouth is my dream,
243
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,200
And i've never asked dartmouth, but...
244
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,500
i think it's been dreaming of me.
245
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,000
That-That
was a joke,
246
00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:20,300
Or an attempt at one.
247
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,165
Next question.
248
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you are the ideal
dartmouth candidate.
249
00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:26,300
Thank you, sir.
250
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,665
And it would be an honor
to attend dartmouth.
251
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,600
I've grown up hearing all
about it from my father.
252
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000
I'm just not sure it's my first choice,
253
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,200
And if there's only one
usher position available,
254
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,100
I'm sure there's someone
who wants it more than me.
255
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:48,500
Why should i be chosen to be an usher?
256
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,200
I'm chuck bass.
257
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,100
excuse me.
258
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,600
Hey.
259
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,400
You get the one you wanted?
260
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,300
Uh...
261
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,300
No. No, actually, you did...
262
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:29,600
which makes total sense
because i'm second in our class,
263
00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:31,717
And you're
somewhere around-
264
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,800
What, i don't know, uh, last?
265
00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:34,965
No hard feelings, huh?
266
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,300
Why should there be? I
mean, how many libraries
267
00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:39,565
Has your dad had to endow
to get you this spot?
268
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,000
You've earned it. Look, man, you
don't know anything about my family.
269
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:44,917
I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.
270
00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:46,765
I'm sure j. L. Hall
will be very impressed
271
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,850
With your passion for
the dartmouth experience.
272
00:12:49,885 --> 00:12:52,900
Who the hell is j. L.
Hall? He's the ivy rep.
273
00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:54,917
You might want to pick up his book
274
00:12:54,952 --> 00:12:56,900
If you want anything to talk about.
275
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,665
"The petting
zoo"-
276
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,500
That's the name of his book.
277
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,100
Whoa. Angry guy, huh?
278
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,500
Short fuse. I'm trying to work on that.
279
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,700
Well, let me know how that goes for you.
280
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,365
Yeah, i'll- I'll
keep you posted.
281
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,150
It's a tough week.
Not for me, apparently.
282
00:13:21,185 --> 00:13:23,865
Oh, you got an usher
position? No, i didn't.
283
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:27,400
Uh, in an ironic though not
totally unexpected twist,
284
00:13:27,435 --> 00:13:30,000
Nate got the one i wanted.
285
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,965
I'm sorry.
286
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,200
Yeah, well, i guess that's
life when you're not a legacy.
287
00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:36,867
Well, hey, just 'cause
you're not an usher
288
00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:39,101
Doesn't mean you're not
gonna get into an ivy.
289
00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:41,300
Yeah? Wh-Uh, where'd
your parents go to school?
290
00:13:41,335 --> 00:13:43,200
Harvard and brown.
291
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,900
That's-That's
all i'm saying.
292
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,900
I can't believe serena did
this. Yeah, such a cheap shot.
293
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:01,965
finally.
294
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,300
Hello to you, too. I heard about
the field hockey throw down.
295
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,000
All those mouth guards
and short skirts-
296
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:08,700
I hope somebody filmed it.
297
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,000
you're heinous. Which
is probably why you called.
298
00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:14,165
You know me well.
299
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,400
Women like to pretend they're
complicated. I know better.
300
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,100
My leg's numb now. How
about a heating pad?
301
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,500
Sure. Okay.
302
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,965
Serena came home for a reason.
303
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
One can only guess. I'm done guessing.
304
00:14:32,035 --> 00:14:33,965
I want answers, and no one likes to be
305
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,400
On the ground floor of a scandal like
chuck bass. I am a bitch when i wanna be.
306
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:42,000
Opportunity to cause some
trouble, uncover a secret?
307
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:44,000
Take "yes" for an answer.
308
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,865
Let's turn back to school.
309
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,100
I left something important behind.
310
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,665
Oh, danny boy, how was your day?
311
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,700
He's about to hype dinner.
'Cause no matter how good it was,
312
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,700
It's about to get a lot better.
313
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,800
I've outdone myself with the bolognese.
314
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,950
♪ tray tables up
315
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:19,300
♪ time for the test
316
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,550
♪ we're going down
317
00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:26,900
♪ we did our best
318
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,200
sorry about
the melodramatic entrance.
319
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,500
You didn't get it?
320
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,600
No, i didn't get it.
321
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,800
And that i do not get.
322
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:45,065
They...
323
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,550
they gave it to nate...
324
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:50,000
archibald!
325
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,765
Oh!
326
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,265
♪ bad things don't happen
327
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,900
Last year, uh, i believe
he had an original thought.
328
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,200
It died of loneliness.
329
00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:03,200
♪ this can't be happening
330
00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:04,865
I'm sorry.
331
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,865
You're sorry?
332
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,165
Yeah, i know how much
you and mom sacrificed.
333
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,300
The whole reason you send
us to a school like this
334
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:13,300
Is so we can go to a
college of our choice.
335
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:14,900
What if that's all for nothing?
336
00:16:14,935 --> 00:16:17,800
It's not, okay?
337
00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:19,100
It's not.
338
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,100
So you don't get to be the usher
339
00:16:22,135 --> 00:16:23,165
Of some whatever party.
340
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:27,400
Dad, can i just, um,
stew alone for awhile?
341
00:16:27,435 --> 00:16:30,700
♪ and then i still care
342
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,100
We're humphreys, dad.
343
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,100
Not exactly royalty uptown.
344
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800
Are you okay with that?
345
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,300
No,
346
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,800
But i'm used to it.
347
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,700
This is way too good.
348
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,200
Mom, how's paris?
349
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,900
You're not going to believe
350
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,700
Where i found our little princess.
351
00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:45,700
Really?
352
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:54,900
admit it.
353
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,900
Even for me, this was good.
If you weren't such a perv,
354
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:00,400
I'm sure the c. I.A. Would
hire you in a second.
355
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,600
Defending my country-There's
a future i never imagined.
356
00:18:03,635 --> 00:18:07,000
With good reason. What
is she doing there?
357
00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,165
Well, what's anyone doing there?
358
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,200
It's a facility for the
disturbed or addicted.
359
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:12,500
You must have your own wing.
360
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,600
You don't get nearly
enough credit for your wit.
361
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,700
So the question is, what do you do now?
362
00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:21,000
Well, i was thinking...
363
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,465
total social destruction.
364
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,400
And here i thought
you were getting soft.
365
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:30,300
So this is your bed, huh?
366
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,900
Leaving now.
367
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,000
You can repay me another time.
368
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,265
I've been in these sessions
every day for the last week,
369
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,500
But nothing is going to change
unless she stops hiding him here
370
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:50,517
And lets him have his life back.
371
00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:52,500
This is not called hiding, serena.
372
00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:54,065
It's called recovery.
373
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,100
Telling everyone he's staying
with aunt carol in miami?
374
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,700
He's not ready. He's not, or you're not?
375
00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:02,400
Okay, let's take a deep breath.
376
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,700
It's good to see honest conversation.
377
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,100
What does she know
about honesty? Serena.
378
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,600
But i really think a decision
like this includes eric as well.
379
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,700
Oh, you mean i have a
say in this? Wow. Thanks.
380
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,000
Eric, of course. We're here for you.
381
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,800
Look, if you're ready to
leave, you tell us, okay?
382
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,800
No matter what mom says.
383
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,900
I would really like
to get out of here...
384
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,400
oh, no.
385
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,300
But maybe i'm not ready yet.
386
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,465
Hey, what about for a few hours?
387
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,200
You can be my date to the
ivy week party tonight.
388
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,900
Serena, that party is an
important event for you.
389
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,600
Well, he'll be around people he knows.
390
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,300
It'll be fun, comfortable.
391
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,300
Uh, actually, that sounds
great. well, there we go.
392
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,600
Compromise. That wasn't so hard, was it?
393
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,465
You know what? I have to go,
394
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,500
Help them set up for
tonight at the school.
395
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,000
It's my job as both
parent committee chair
396
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,000
And responsible mother.
397
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,400
It'll be great, okay?
398
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,400
Hi. How are you? Good.
399
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,865
Rufus humphrey. Mm-Hmm.
400
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,265
Uh, my kid, dan, goes to st. Jude's,
401
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,500
And he really should have been
selected as dartmouth's usher.
402
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,065
Maybe there was a mix-Up,
403
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,700
Some kind of a glitch in the system?
404
00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:32,765
I'd like to believe that
405
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,800
Because i like to believe the best
in people. I'm sorry, mr. Humphrey.
406
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,165
The usher positions have been filled.
407
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:42,400
There's nothing we can do. Uh, is there
anything else? Any other positions?
408
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:45,800
Uh, you'll have to discuss this
with our committee chairwoman.
409
00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:47,700
Sure, perfect. I'd love
to. Where can i find her?
410
00:20:47,735 --> 00:20:50,400
I'm not sure. She must
be running late. I...
411
00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,600
oh, there she is now.
412
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,665
Why am i not surprised?
413
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,000
Lucky for you, she seems
to be in a good mood.
414
00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:02,900
Until she sees me.
415
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,865
Rufus.
416
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,700
Told ya. Excuse me.
417
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,600
You got a minute, lil? Not for you.
418
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,765
You're in.
419
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,965
What? The ivy week party tonight.
420
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,965
Your name will be on the
program and everything.
421
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,700
You got me the dartmouth spot?
I knew you could do it, dad.
422
00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:32,865
no, you
didn't, and no, i didn't.
423
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,800
How do you feel about the refreshment
committee? Well, there is-There is
424
00:21:35,835 --> 00:21:38,065
Not until now. Oh, god.
425
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,400
What? Everybody gets thirsty.
It's really a position of power.
426
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,965
How did you secure me this prominent
427
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,800
And simultaneously embarrassing
position? By offering
428
00:21:47,835 --> 00:21:49,500
Serving snacks?
429
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,300
I'm the head of the
entertainment committee.
430
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,000
a- Another
committee that didn't exist
431
00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:57,265
Until you left the house today.
432
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,100
Way to go, dad. Wait. So
who's the entertainment?
433
00:22:00,135 --> 00:22:02,467
Uh, since it was such short notice,
434
00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:04,800
The only person i could get was myself.
435
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:08,600
Kind of a staid affair for
early '90s postpunk math rock,
436
00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:09,199
Don't you think?
437
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,199
I'm bringing a couple of the guys.
438
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,700
It'll be rufus unplugged. Need a roadie?
439
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,838
♪♪
440
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,200
And we can just make this a
full-Fledged humphrey affair?
441
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:21,165
Look, i did the best i could.
442
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,700
At least you get to officially
be a part of this thing.
443
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:25,765
You can talk to that author you love,
444
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,400
Ask him anything you want. Like
his, uh, preference for soft drinks?
445
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,050
If you get at all anxious, sweetie,
446
00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:36,800
If you feel
light-Headed or panicky-
447
00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:37,499
I'll be fine, mom.
448
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,100
All i have to do is be normal.
449
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,799
Or at least act normal.
450
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,200
Works for mom.
451
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,365
Do you see the yale rep?
452
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,700
I thought you wanted to go to brown,
453
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:11,400
And blair wanted to go to yale.
454
00:23:11,435 --> 00:23:13,800
Yeah, i know.
455
00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:15,100
Mm.
456
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,900
My father would never forgive
me if i didn't introduce myself.
457
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,900
He says that you two
used to do crew together.
458
00:23:25,935 --> 00:23:27,165
Crew?
459
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,900
Oh, hi. I'm serena van der woodsen.
460
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,550
Blair, i didn't know you
were interested in doing crew.
461
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,000
I'm not. I was just saying
that there's a family connection
462
00:23:35,035 --> 00:23:36,000
Because of my father-
In fact, i didn't know
463
00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:38,065
You were interested in athletics at all.
464
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,200
Well, especially ones where
you might get your hair wet.
465
00:23:40,235 --> 00:23:43,500
She's really more of
the indoors type of girl.
466
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,599
Oh, my goodness. Your
glass is almost empty.
467
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,500
Let's get you a drink.
Uh, no, i'll take him.
468
00:23:49,535 --> 00:23:52,400
Oh, don't worry about
it. So tell me about yale.
469
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,899
Can you please explain
470
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,399
How serena's commandeering the yale rep
471
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,400
While you're supposed to be his usher?
472
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,200
I switched.
473
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,600
I'm trying to get into princeton.
474
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,849
Oh, don't your la perlas in a bunch.
475
00:24:13,884 --> 00:24:16,399
Look who's arrived-
Dr. Ostroff.
476
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,800
Blair, dr. Donald ostroff.
477
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,165
Interesting choice of guest, b.
478
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,500
Such a pleasure. I've heard
s- Such wonderful things...
479
00:24:22,535 --> 00:24:24,900
coincidence? I think not.
480
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,400
I liked your book.
481
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,100
Oh, thanks. What did you
think of the epilogue?
482
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,565
Some people really love it.
483
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,300
"The new york times"
called it a "cheap cop-Out. "
484
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,999
Warner bros. Is making a movie.
485
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,600
I think they're gonna change the end.
486
00:24:41,635 --> 00:24:43,165
Well, i can see how the ending
487
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,100
Might not seem all that... commercial.
488
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,400
Uh...
489
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,700
would you like something to drink?
490
00:24:51,735 --> 00:24:53,565
Lily, how are you?
491
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,100
Oh, bart, hello. How are you?
492
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,065
Hey, eric.
493
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,699
How's, uh, miami?
494
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,600
It was good, thanks.
495
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,100
You know, go, marlins.
496
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,765
Would you excuse me, please?
497
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,700
So the neuroscience
project i'm working on
498
00:25:10,735 --> 00:25:12,600
Involves the cellular signaling pathway
499
00:25:12,635 --> 00:25:14,465
Of neuronal nitric oxide synthase.
500
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,100
It's initiated when glutamate
binds to n. M.D.A.R...
501
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,365
Hi. You're eric, right?
502
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,600
Yeah, you're jenny, dan's sister, right?
503
00:25:25,635 --> 00:25:26,765
Yeah, we, um, met at...
504
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,950
bendel's. Yeah, i remember. Oh, cool.
505
00:25:29,985 --> 00:25:33,100
Eric, good to see you. You enjoy miami?
506
00:25:33,135 --> 00:25:36,300
Uh, yeah. S-Save the manatees.
507
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,699
Manatees?
508
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:43,500
It's a long story. I've got time.
509
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,799
It's a little dark and...
510
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,200
i can handle it.
511
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,100
you wanna go to yale then?
512
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,400
No, brown. It's just
this thing with blair.
513
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,399
Oh, yeah. Yeah, i get it.
I mean, since you don't have
514
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,099
To actually worry about
getting into college,
515
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,600
Why not make the entire evening
about screwing over blair?
516
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,900
No, thanks.
517
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,500
Hey.
518
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,600
Wait, you're seriously
not gonna talk to me?
519
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,900
Like, literally not speak?
520
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,300
Hey.
521
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,400
Oh, much better.
522
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,200
Thanks, guys.
523
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,665
So, um, what's he like?
524
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,099
Like a dartmouth english lit professor
525
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,600
I have nothing in common with. Mm.
526
00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:38,365
Guess i could tell him
527
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:42,700
How everything i have i got
because i'm an archibald.
528
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:48,100
You should mention dr. Seuss.
529
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,650
Theodor geisel is his real
name. He went to dartmouth.
530
00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:53,000
Uh, hall said he got the
idea for "the petting zoo"
531
00:26:53,035 --> 00:26:55,217
From "the lorax. " The what?
532
00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:57,365
Um, you know what? Never mind.
533
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,200
Just-Just mention
how his prose style
534
00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:01,199
Is influenced by early faulkner.
535
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,900
You'll be all right.
536
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,200
Uh, or not.
537
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800
I was actually gonna get some fresh air.
538
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,200
How about you take these over to him?
539
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,200
All right.
540
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,600
Yeah, i guess i could
leave my post unmanned
541
00:27:20,635 --> 00:27:22,400
For a minute or two.
542
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,300
Where do you think you're going? Home.
543
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:47,499
i don't think so.
544
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,300
Now you get back out there and
you finish what you started.
545
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,100
You mean what you started? I
don't wanna go to dartmouth.
546
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,000
There, i said it. Now back off.
547
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,799
So we moved into the hotel, and, uh...
548
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,900
it was just the two of us,
549
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,200
And i was really lonely.
550
00:28:09,235 --> 00:28:12,100
So... that's when you...
551
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,199
so i ended up at the ostroff center.
552
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,800
And my mom says that they
have the best counselors,
553
00:28:20,835 --> 00:28:22,267
But what they really get paid for
554
00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:23,700
Is to to keep their mouths shut.
555
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,600
Look, i-I won't say anything.
556
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,900
I promise.
557
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,565
So do you wanna go back in?
558
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,100
Yeah, and answer more
questions about florida?
559
00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:40,600
Well, i have a grandma
who lives in fort myers.
560
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,600
I can help think of some material.
561
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,200
May i please have everyone's attention?
562
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:54,900
Welcome again
563
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,899
To the constance billard/
st. Jude's ivy week mixer.
564
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,665
I'm blorf,
565
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,900
Chair of the community
outreach committee.
566
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,699
Every year, our schools
choose to support
567
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:13,699
One local institution that we
feel benefits our community.
568
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,465
This year,
569
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:18,200
Our schools have chosen to
honor the ostroff center.
570
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,250
This semester, our choice
is a very personal one
571
00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:31,500
Because the center has
helped one of our own.
572
00:29:31,535 --> 00:29:33,065
What is going on here?
573
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,965
It's because of their excellent program
574
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,565
Which aids so many young
addicts and alcoholics
575
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:43,500
That a student here with
us today is clean and sober.
576
00:29:43,535 --> 00:29:44,665
At least, for now.
577
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,199
Can i please have serena van der woodsen
578
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,200
Join me onstage?
579
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,150
Spotted at ivy
week mixer-
580
00:29:51,185 --> 00:29:53,365
S. And b. 'S last stand,
581
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,100
And only one gets out alive.
582
00:29:56,135 --> 00:29:57,800
Better take cover.
583
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,299
Please tell me this
isn't happening. It's not.
584
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,865
No. No, you're not goinhere.
585
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,700
You're gonna stay right here, okay?
586
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,765
Whatever you're doing,
587
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,600
Think about who's standing
in this room right now.
588
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,500
Don't try to deny it. Chuck saw you.
589
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,600
Hi. I'm serena van der woodsen.
590
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:35,800
I just wanna thank my
friend, blair waldorf,
591
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:38,265
For recognizing the ostroff center
592
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,900
And all of the good things that they do.
593
00:30:40,935 --> 00:30:42,800
Thanks, blair.
594
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,965
At the center,
595
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,299
One of the main things that
we learn is forgiveness.
596
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,700
She's in rehab? No, it's not
her. It's her brother who's there.
597
00:30:54,735 --> 00:30:56,617
What? You can't tell anyone, okay?
598
00:30:56,652 --> 00:30:58,500
I won't, but why is she doing this?
599
00:30:58,535 --> 00:31:01,865
I've learned about how,
600
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,365
In order to move
forward with our future,
601
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,500
We must forgive those who
have wronged us in the past,
602
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:11,800
And we must, ourselves,
ask for forgiveness
603
00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:14,500
From those whom we've wronged.
604
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,999
Without this forgiveness,
innocent people get hurt-
605
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,150
All right, thank you,
serena. Thank you. Thank you.
606
00:31:21,185 --> 00:31:24,300
Honesty may be the best
policy in some zip codes,
607
00:31:24,335 --> 00:31:27,367
But not in this one, and not this week,
608
00:31:27,402 --> 00:31:30,365
'Cause "i was a teenage drug addict"
609
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Is not exactly a winning college essay.
610
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:39,999
And now can i please have
dr. Ostroff join me onstage?
611
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,399
Why is blair outing you
612
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,100
For a drug problem that you don't have?
613
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,965
You don't, do you? Mom!
614
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,400
Ot lll, we's nike have some free,
open relationship. And that's my fault?
615
00:31:50,435 --> 00:31:51,865
Look, what's happened to eric
616
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,600
Has put a huge strain on our family,
617
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,599
But we are still a family.
618
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Why do you think i did what i just did?
619
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,665
Will you excuse me?
620
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,500
I'm gonna go end this with blair now.
621
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,800
Blair, what the hell was that?
622
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Will you excuse us, please?
623
00:32:18,035 --> 00:32:18,900
Sure.
624
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,900
So we good now?
625
00:32:22,935 --> 00:32:24,065
Are we square?
626
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,465
No, because nothing i do
627
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,700
Will ever be as bad
as what you did to me.
628
00:32:28,735 --> 00:32:31,200
Look, i'm asking you, please.
629
00:32:31,235 --> 00:32:32,699
I'll stop if you will.
630
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,700
You're just saying that
because today you lost,
631
00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:38,165
And you're gonna keep losing.
632
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,900
Now if you'll excuse me, unlike you,
633
00:32:39,935 --> 00:32:42,100
I have a future to get back to.
634
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,400
Serena.
635
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,799
Serena! What? What, do
you want to congratulate me
636
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
On destroying my future?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
637
00:33:00,835 --> 00:33:02,365
I just wanted to ask if you're okay,
638
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,300
'Cause what you did in
there for your brother,
639
00:33:04,335 --> 00:33:07,000
That was... that was very cool.
640
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,800
Wait, how did you know about
my brother? It-It's okay.
641
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:13,300
Really, no one will
ever hear it from me,
642
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,100
But if you ever need anybody to talk to,
643
00:33:17,135 --> 00:33:20,300
Or not talk to,
644
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,400
I'd be happy to do either.
645
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,300
I'll keep that in mind.
646
00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:26,900
And, um,
647
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,100
I know i said some things about you
648
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,500
And your world,
649
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,000
D i'sorry.
650
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,100
Obviously, i don't know
anything about your life.
651
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,000
Thank you,
652
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,100
But i've really got to get out of here.
653
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:46,500
Yeah, sure, sure.
654
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,500
But...
655
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,799
maybe, you know, i can take you up
656
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,300
On that getting together and
not talking thing sometime?
657
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,400
Will you call me?
658
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,900
Yeah.
659
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,265
Okay, let's go. Let's get out of here.
660
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,200
No, there's someone i
need to talk to first.
661
00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:15,300
Please, mom, i can do this.
662
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,100
Okay.
663
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:21,100
Blair, can i talk to you?
It'll just take a moment.
664
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,800
Sure. Sure.
665
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,265
Serena's not a patient
at the ostroff center.
666
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:35,400
Eric, you've always been a sweet
kid, and i can understand you
667
00:34:35,435 --> 00:34:38,400
Trying to protect
your sister- I am.
668
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,199
I've never even seen you take a drink.
669
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,800
I'm not an alcoholic.
670
00:34:42,835 --> 00:34:45,100
I did this.
671
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,400
And today, serena protected me.
672
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,400
Eric, i...
673
00:34:55,435 --> 00:34:56,965
i didn't...
674
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
see that coming? Yeah.
675
00:34:59,300 --> 00:34:59,965
Oh, it must be a shock
676
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,300
For someone who thinks
she knows everything.
677
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,399
And what was that all about?
678
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,800
Another bomb lands in blair's lap.
679
00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:16,165
Will she use it as ammunition,
680
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,700
Or will she finally surrender
and put down her arms?
681
00:35:19,735 --> 00:35:20,900
Nothing.
682
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,000
So you really impressed the guy, huh?
683
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,500
Must be the way you poured those sodas.
684
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,300
Yeah, about that, uh...
685
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,200
i know i may have been a
little light on the gratitude...
686
00:35:42,235 --> 00:35:43,600
yeah, a touch.
687
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:46,200
But i appreciate it, all of it,
688
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,300
Even if i sometimes don't show it.
689
00:35:50,335 --> 00:35:51,099
We're real men, son.
690
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,800
We don't like to share our feelings.
691
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,800
But...
692
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,299
i know what you're capable of,
693
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,000
And
nothing-
694
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,900
My last name,
695
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:03,965
My bank
account-
696
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,400
Is gonna keep you from
getting what you deserve,
697
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,300
Not if i can help it.
698
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,365
And i see that dartmouth
699
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,299
Has an electroacoustic music program.
700
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:17,000
What do you think of me applying? What?
701
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:19,300
Yeah, and jenny's smart.
We'll get her early admission.
702
00:36:19,335 --> 00:36:21,500
Maybe we'll all go.
703
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:24,100
So not remotely funny.
704
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,400
Nate.
705
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,300
Huh?
706
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,400
Hello?
707
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,900
Oh, yeah, i'll be right there.
708
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,100
Where the hell could you
possibly have to be right now?
709
00:36:53,135 --> 00:36:55,100
I'm late for a run with my dad.
710
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,200
Who's jessica?
711
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,700
aw, jersey girls.
712
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,099
Let's just say
713
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:06,000
They're the princeton
tigers for a reason.
714
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,500
All right, i'll see ya.
715
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,365
you feel this? Feeling good?
716
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,765
Good. All right, 'cause i'm gonna...
717
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,200
hey, good to see you, son. Turns
out jed's a runner, too. I would
718
00:37:20,235 --> 00:37:23,600
If i knew he was gonna get me out
here this early. I'm glad to see
719
00:37:23,635 --> 00:37:25,599
You're feeling better, nate.
I was, uh, just telling jed
720
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,300
About your little bout of
food poisoning last night.
721
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,900
What do you say, kiddo? You want
to show him how it's done? Let's go.
722
00:37:32,935 --> 00:37:35,000
Nate is the captain
of his lacrosse team,
723
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,400
As well as being an all-Star
cross-Country runner.
724
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,365
Hi. Hey!
725
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,600
Um, is it okay that i'm here?
726
00:37:53,635 --> 00:37:55,099
Yeah. Hi.
727
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,265
Uh, will your mom be mad?
728
00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,100
That you're here? That would
require her stopping by.
729
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,099
Saturday mornings are spent
at bliss, and after last night,
730
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,100
I think she could use some
extra time on the massage table.
731
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,000
Right. Well, here.
732
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,065
Somebody has an admirer.
733
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,865
They're for my sister...
from the brown rep.
734
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,300
Um, apparently his cousin did
some time here in his youth.
735
00:38:18,335 --> 00:38:19,565
Well, that's good, right?
736
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,400
I mean, at least her entire
future isn't blown. I don't think
737
00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:24,700
That's making her feel a
whole lot better right now.
738
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:42,499
Whenever something's bothering you,
739
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,600
I can always find you here.
740
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,500
You here for another catfight?
741
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,350
What's that?
742
00:38:56,385 --> 00:38:57,900
A letter.
743
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,900
I wrote it to you when you
were away at boarding school.
744
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,900
I never sent it.
745
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,865
"Dear serena,
746
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,665
"My world is falling apart,
747
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:15,100
"And you're the only
one who would understand.
748
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,400
"My father left my mother
for a 31-Year-Old model...
749
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,500
"a male model.
750
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,299
"I feel like screaming
751
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:29,200
"Because i don't have anyone to talk to.
752
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,600
"You're gone... "
753
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,300
"My dad's gone.
754
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Nate's acting weird. "
755
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:40,300
"where are you?
756
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,300
Why don't you call?"
757
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,000
"Why did you leave
without saying good-Bye?
758
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,400
"You're supposed to be my best friend.
759
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,500
I miss you so much. "
760
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,400
"Love, blair. "
761
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,600
Why didn't you send it?
762
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,765
I
would've-
763
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,100
You would've what?
764
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,400
You knew, serena,
765
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,100
And you didn't even call.
766
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,799
i didn't
know what to say to you
767
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,500
Or even how to be your
friend after what i did.
768
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,000
I'm so sorry.
769
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,000
Eric told me what happened.
770
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
I guess your family's been
going through a hard time, too.
771
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,199
Spotted in
central park-
772
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,165
Two white flags waving.
773
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,899
Could an upper east side
peace accord be far off?
774
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:50,665
So what will it be-
Truce or consequences?
775
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:54,500
We all know one nation
can't have two queens.
776
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,100
What happens next?
777
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,265
Only time will tell.
778
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,500
X.O.X.O., gossip girl. ææàãðü×öä»×é
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