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I would like to purchase
some alcohol, please.
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Uh-huh. What can I get you?
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Well, I'm 26, as you can see.
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From my license.
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Congratulations. What can I get you?
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A banana daiquiri, my good man.
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I'm crystal.
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What's your name?
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Hi, crystal. I'm gary.
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Gary, I don't want to embarrass you,
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But you are just --
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You are just a stunning-looking man.
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[ exhales sharply ] I know, right?
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Ooh! Thanks!
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So, gary, you having a good time tonight?
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Mm! Thank you for asking, crystal.
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This is, like, the best night ever.
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Do you think we could make it any better?
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[ slurps ]
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Probably. I don't know.
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I mean, do you want to get out of here?
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Well, I-I kind of like this bar.
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And I just ordered this daiquiri.
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[ slurps ]
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I mean...
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Do you want to get out
of here with me?
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Are we talking about sex?
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Well, I, uh --
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah. I suppose we are.
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[ inhales sarply ]
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Crystal, I would love to have the sex with
you.
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[ chuckles ]
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Great.
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Then let's go.
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Love that jacket on you, by the way.
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Thanks.
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Actually...
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The whole outfit is new.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Dean and sammy winchester.
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So, how long has it been?
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The summer before 6th grade.
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Mm-hmm. I remember.
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You assigned yourself your own reading list.
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[ chuckling ] that's right.
I forgot about that.
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Your mom happens to be the
best babysitter we ever had.
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Well, when I was a maid at the mayflower,
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Out on the interstate --
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Long before you were even an idea --
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Their daddy used to pass through town
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And leave the boys with me
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While... He went off to...Work.
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One time, he was gone for two weeks.
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Two weeks? Mm-hmm.
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Oh, he'd always come limping back.
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He loved you boys.
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Did you know what he did all that time?
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Lttle sammy kept trying to tell me.
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Of course, I didn't believe him.
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Not at first, anyway.
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[ inhales sharply ]
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Katie, our dad, um...
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Happened to be an expert
at getting rid of ghosts.
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And now, so are we.
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That's why I called them, sweetie.
They can help us.
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Sounds like you guys got
yourself a poltergeist.
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Started a month or two after we moved in.
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Yeah, first I-it was, uh,
just bumps and knocks
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And, uh, scratches on the walls.
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And then it started breaking things
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And then it attacked katie?
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That was two nights ago.
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Can you show them, honey?
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"murderd chylde."
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Dean: Katie...
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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I promise.
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Why don't you guys take
yourselves a little vacation,
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And, uh, we'll take care of it.
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[ sighs ] thank you.
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Uh, bacon burger turbo,
large chili-cheese fry,
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Uh, and a healthquake salad shake?
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I know. I know.
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It's, uh [clears throat] it's not mine.
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[ sighs ]
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[ rattling ]
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[ rattling stops ]
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Oh, you shake it up, baby.
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[ clears throat ]
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You know, poltergeist aside,
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Donna looked pretty good, don't you think?
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Dude, don't tell me
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You've still got the
hots for our babysitter.
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What? No.
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That's weird. [ chuckles ]
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I'm just saying that she, you know, she --
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She's -- she's doing good.
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You know, with her husband, her kid.
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This whole amityville thing being thrown
at them, and they're hanging tough.
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Yeah.
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You ever think that you'd
want something like that?
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Wife, rugrats, the whole nine
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[ sighs ]
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No. I mean, not really my thing anymore.
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Yeah.
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What do you got?
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Uh, well, that house of theirs,
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It's old -- really old.
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Um, hundreds of years.
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And I found a legend.
It's unconfirmed, but still...
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Saying?
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Supposedly, in the 1720s,
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House was owned by a guy
named isaiah pickett.
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Legend has it
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He hung a woman in his
backyard for witchcraft --
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A woman named maggie briggs.
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Okay, so an angry ghost witch?
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If it's true.
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That still doesn't explain
what "murderd chylde" means.
121
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No. Or where the bitch is buried.
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You know, I mean, it's a long way back,
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But I can see if I can find
something in the town records.
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Dean: It's worth a shot.
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Manager: Gary! Curly fries are up!
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Dean: So, any luck?
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Bubkes.
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Can't even find proof a woman named maggie
briggs existed,
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Much less where she was planted.
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Okay. Well, we've got a
minute to breathe here.
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Let's pick it up first thing.
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You bet. See you in a few.
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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[ wood creaks ]
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Aah!
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What...
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[ inhales sharply ]
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[ deep voice ] who...
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[ groans ]
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[ wind blowing ]
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Yeah, this is collins out on route 30.
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I think we got him.
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[ siren chirps ]
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Mr. Frankel?
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Mr. Gary frankel?
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Who?
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Your family's worried sick about you, son
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My -- my family?
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My...Brother called you?
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Come on. Get in before you freeze solid.
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Thanks, uh...
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But, uh, w-where are we?
153
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You're home, son.
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N-no, officer, I-I'm not staying here.
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Gary! Oh, my god!
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Gary! Oh, god! Gary!
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Oh, hey!
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Are you all right? [ chuckles nervously ]
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Oh! Okay. Okay. Okay.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Uh... W-what's going on here
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What do you mean? Lady, who are you?
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Mr. Frankel: Young man, are you drunk?
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And who are you?
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Gary, are you drunk?
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Answer your father.
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My father?
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Look, I --
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Who is that?!
170
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Who the hell is that?!
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He's out of his gourd.
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Young man, I'm very surprised at you.
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Yeah.
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Tell me about it.
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[ gary's voice ] oh, yeah.
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Bring it!
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Holy crap.
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Dean: Sam.
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Where the hell you been, man?
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I've been trying to call you for hours.
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I picke up some food.
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Bacon burger turbo,
large chili-cheese fry, right?
183
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Sorry, man. Really.
184
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I-I just -- I lost track of time.
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I didn't mean to freak you out.
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Thanks.
187
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Don't know why it took you
two hours, but thanks.
188
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Oh, you're gonna want
to eat that on the road.
189
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Why?
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The maid came in, saw that,
191
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And now they're all kind of freaking out.
192
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Why'd you let the maid in?
193
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It just happened.
194
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Whatever.
195
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I got to hit the hed,
and then we'll take off.
196
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All right. I-I'll be outside.
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[ door closes ]
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[ cellphone closes ]
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[ car door closes ]
200
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Hey. You ready?
201
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Absolutely.
202
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Hey, can I drive?
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[ car doors close ]
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[ engine turns over ]
205
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Oh, this is so sweet!
206
00:11:04,409 --> 00:11:08,712
[ engine revving ]
207
00:11:08,747 --> 00:11:11,048
You want to get the lead out,
andretti? Come on.
208
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Reverse.
209
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,321
Reverse!
210
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[ tires squeal ]
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It's in reverse.
212
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I am really, really sorry.
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Shut up.
214
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Dean: So, this is dean's other other
cell,
215
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So you must know what to do.
216
00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,253
Dean, I've called every phone we got.
217
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Where are you, man?
218
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,494
So...
219
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This is gonna sound crazy --
220
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Realy crazy -- but, um...
221
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I think I'm in the wrong body.
222
00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:06,804
[ chuckles nervously ] could
use a little help here.
223
00:12:11,943 --> 00:12:14,211
I-I think I got asthma.
224
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Call me back.
225
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,384
[ cellphone beeps ]
226
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[ cellphone beeps ]
227
00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:25,923
Man: Lucky star motel.
228
00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:29,093
Hello, uh, ould you please
connect me to room 102?
229
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:31,128
102?
230
00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,797
Nah, man, those guys checked
out middle of the night.
231
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Wait -- "guys"? Plural?
232
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Yeah -- one leather jacket, one sasquatch.
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They left.
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[ cellphone beeps ]
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Who are you?
236
00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:06,430
[ sighs ]
237
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Advanced placement.
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[ scoffs ]
239
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,045
[ sighs ]
240
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Virgin.
241
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Frustrated vrgin.
242
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Witchcraft, huh, gary?
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You little satanic bastard.
244
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Mrs. Frankel: Gary! Breakfas
245
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Leave me alone.
246
00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:02,986
Gary!
247
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All right, I'm coming!
248
00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:13,764
[ sighs ]
249
00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:17,768
So, gary, I'd like to know
what happened last night.
250
00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:20,137
[ scoffs ] so would I. Believe me.
251
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:22,406
I mean, what happened with the plan, buddy?
252
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,907
The plan?
253
00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:26,243
S.A.T.S, m.I.T. -- The plan.
254
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:29,046
You want to be an engineer,
you need a full ride.
255
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,082
So, tell me, how does getting
drunk fit with the plan?
256
00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:33,484
Right, yeah.
257
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:36,119
Listen, buddy, no offense, but at the moent,
258
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I could give a rat's ass about your plan.
259
00:14:39,691 --> 00:14:41,225
Excuse me?
260
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,163
Uh... [ chuckles ]
261
00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:51,001
Listen, h-have I seemed, uh, moody lately?
262
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Withdrawn?
263
00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:53,003
Wow.
264
00:14:54,506 --> 00:14:55,739
Any -- any occult fixations?
265
00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:56,773
What?
266
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,810
Let me guess -- I'm amazing at latin.
267
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You have an ear for languages.
268
00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:02,346
Hmm.
269
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,381
Um, any of the neighborhood
pets go missing recently?
270
00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:05,816
Are you smoking drugs?
271
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:09,386
Leonard. He is not smoking drugs.
272
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,622
Have any of you seen me w-w-with a book?
273
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,724
It'd be big and old, uh, leather-bound,
274
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,759
Maybe some strange writing on it.
275
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,762
Or [sighs] frankly, I'm probably hiding it.
276
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,631
Gary, no!
277
00:15:20,665 --> 00:15:21,632
W-what?
278
00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,233
You're allergic to what gluten.
279
00:15:24,702 --> 00:15:26,270
[ laughs ]
280
00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:30,040
[ toilet flushes ]
281
00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:36,246
[ burps, sighs ]
282
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,082
[ groans ]
283
00:15:41,052 --> 00:15:42,986
Gluten.
284
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:45,289
You've seriously sprung a leak. What?
285
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:47,591
If mom and dad ever found
thatreepy old book of yours,
286
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,026
You'd be grounded for a decade.
287
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,527
And you're bringing it up at breakfast?
288
00:15:50,562 --> 00:15:51,929
So there is a book.
289
00:15:51,963 --> 00:15:55,198
Sydney, where do I keep it?
290
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:58,201
So, u,where we going, anywa?
291
00:15:58,236 --> 00:15:59,836
To work.
292
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,138
The case?
293
00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:04,041
Oh, right. Yeah -- the case. Of course.
294
00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:05,676
Where, uh, do you want to start?
295
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:08,445
Well, snce you couldn't find
where maggie briggs was buried,
296
00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:10,480
Now we have to do an all-day tombstone roll
297
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:11,949
To see if we can dig her up.
298
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:13,784
Wait. M-maggie briggs?
299
00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,786
You mean, like -- like,
the witch maggie briggs?
300
00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:16,820
Yeah, sherlock.
301
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:18,355
Yeah, she's in the basement.
302
00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,726
Come again? W-what basement?
303
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,194
Isaiah pickett's house.
304
00:16:24,228 --> 00:16:27,564
Okay, there's this legend that
he hung her, but he didn't.
305
00:16:27,599 --> 00:16:28,765
The ral truth is
306
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,068
Is that she was carrying
his illegitimate child,
307
00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:34,338
And he killed her and then
buried her in the basement.
308
00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,673
Her "murderd chylde."
309
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:38,675
That would explain the scratches.
310
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:39,843
How do you know all this?
311
00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:42,012
Oh, I've done all kinds of research on it.
312
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:45,882
I mean, you know... Last night.
313
00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:47,985
Yeah.
314
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:51,989
Nice work...I guess.
315
00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,860
[ bob seger's "rock 'n'
roll never forgets" plays ]
316
00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:59,396
Aw, man, turn it up!
317
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,898
Seriously?
318
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,834
Hell yeah!
319
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,737
♪ you can come back, baby ♪
320
00:17:06,771 --> 00:17:09,906
[ louder ] * rock 'n' roll never forgets *
321
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:15,345
♪ ooooh, the band's still
playin' it loud and lean ♪
322
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:18,382
♪ listen to the guitar
player makin' it scream ♪
323
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,051
♪ all you got to do is
just make that scene ♪
324
00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:23,387
Sam: Dean! Someone has stolen my body!
325
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:25,622
The guy right next to you is not me!
326
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:29,159
Check your friggin' voicemail. Damn it.
327
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:30,494
[ cellphone beeps ] [ sighs ]
328
00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:31,528
Gary?
329
00:17:31,562 --> 00:17:32,863
Are you okay?
330
00:17:32,897 --> 00:17:34,498
Yeah, I'm gary. Uh...
331
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,167
Gary's okay.
332
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:41,238
So we're referring to ourselves
in the third person now?
333
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,440
We heard about last night. What happened?
334
00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:45,375
Got drunk. No big thing.
335
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,443
Look, u, what's my locker number?
336
00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:47,444
[ cuckles ]
337
00:17:47,478 --> 00:17:49,112
What? Are you -- are you still drunk?
338
00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,181
Yeah. Yea. E, like, three of you right now.
339
00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:53,016
Um, so -- so, what's my locker number?
340
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:35,225
Oh, no, gary.
341
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:36,960
[ sighs ]
342
00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:40,564
This is a very, very bad book.
343
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:47,404
[ door creaks ]
344
00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:07,691
Boo-yah!
345
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:10,494
Master chief is in the house, bizatches!
346
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:11,995
Are you all right?
347
00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:13,897
Yeah. Fine.
348
00:19:23,574 --> 00:19:25,142
Well, I'll be damned.
349
00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:28,078
Willow moss.
350
00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:29,379
Yeah, right.
351
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:32,115
It's, uh, supposed to grow
over witches' graves, right?
352
00:19:36,821 --> 00:19:38,622
Yeah.
353
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,635
[ grunting ]
354
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,026
Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this.
355
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,761
Sorry about what?
356
00:20:20,865 --> 00:20:22,332
Sam?!
357
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,770
[ grunts ] you okay?
358
00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:28,271
Let's get the hell out of here!
359
00:20:28,306 --> 00:20:30,974
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We still got
to burn the body, you idiot.
360
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:31,975
Come on.
361
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,228
[ fire crackling ]
362
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:01,838
Dude...
363
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:04,608
That was sweet!
364
00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:16,872
Hey, gary, wait up!
365
00:21:16,906 --> 00:21:18,240
Where are you going?
366
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:19,541
I got something to do.
367
00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:20,809
You're skipping class? You?
368
00:21:20,843 --> 00:21:22,911
I'm just...
369
00:21:22,945 --> 00:21:25,147
Not feeling like myself, okay?
370
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:26,982
Well, whatever it is,
we can talk it out, bro.
371
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,083
Come with us.
372
00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:30,652
I don't have time. I got to go. I'm sorry.
373
00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:32,587
[ sighs ]
374
00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:33,855
Hey!
375
00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:39,294
Trevor!
376
00:21:39,328 --> 00:21:41,463
Well, what else was I supposed to do?
377
00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:47,502
[ southern-rock music playing ]
378
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,975
Do me a favor, sweetheart.
379
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:57,179
Could you bring me a
cheeseburger with extra bacon?
380
00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:58,914
And fry an egg on top of it, would you?
381
00:21:58,948 --> 00:21:59,915
Absolutely.
382
00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:02,284
Ooh, that -- that sounds good. Ditto.
383
00:22:02,318 --> 00:22:04,486
B right back with yor order.
384
00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:07,823
Okay, who are you and wat
have you done with sam?
385
00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:10,091
W-what do you mean
386
00:22:12,895 --> 00:22:15,463
Bacon cheeseburgers now?
387
00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:17,499
I don't know. I eat them, don't I?
388
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:20,302
Anyways, we are celebrating.
389
00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:22,270
Yeah, I guess.
390
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:24,573
Another one bites the dust.
391
00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:25,941
Nice work today.
392
00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:27,609
You too.
393
00:22:27,643 --> 00:22:30,145
I had a, uh, really awesome day, man.
394
00:22:30,179 --> 00:22:31,213
Seriously.
395
00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:37,986
[ sighs ]
396
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,654
Whoo!
397
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:40,722
Sweet.
398
00:22:40,756 --> 00:22:42,991
A really awesome day?
399
00:22:43,025 --> 00:22:44,292
Yeah. Why not?
400
00:22:44,327 --> 00:22:45,994
It was a random, d-list ghost hunt.
401
00:22:46,028 --> 00:22:47,896
That's... That's awesome to you?
402
00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:50,332
I can't be in a good mood?
403
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,636
Yeah, I guess. It's...
404
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,338
No, actually.
405
00:22:56,372 --> 00:22:58,340
It's not really your style, sam.
406
00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:01,843
Well, then, it's a new me.
407
00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:04,145
I mean, come on. Why shouldn't I be happy?
408
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:07,148
I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk,
409
00:23:07,183 --> 00:23:09,751
And I look like this.
410
00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:13,922
[ sighs ] I don't know.
411
00:23:13,956 --> 00:23:17,792
You ever feel like your whole
future is being decided for you?
412
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,264
Uh, yeah, sam, I feel like that a lot.
413
00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:25,834
No matter how much you fight it,
you can't stop the plan.
414
00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:27,702
The stupid, stupid plan.
415
00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:29,571
So, I don't know.
416
00:23:29,605 --> 00:23:31,573
I guess it's, uh, it's just nice
417
00:23:31,607 --> 00:23:35,277
To do a little as
s-kicking for a change, that's all.
418
00:23:38,114 --> 00:23:41,383
Uh, you know what? I -- I'm drunk.
419
00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:44,286
[ chuckles ] sorry. Just -- just forget it.
420
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,787
No, no. It's all right.
421
00:23:45,821 --> 00:23:47,188
It's, uh...
422
00:23:48,824 --> 00:23:50,125
I'll drink to that.
423
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,132
Wow, you know, is it just me,
424
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:59,100
Or are we actually drinking together?
425
00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:02,103
We don't do it that often, huh?
426
00:24:02,138 --> 00:24:04,873
[ scoffs ] yeah, yould say that.
427
00:24:04,907 --> 00:24:06,408
Well, we should.
428
00:24:06,442 --> 00:24:08,109
You're a good guy, dean.
429
00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,612
Man, you are drunk.
430
00:24:10,646 --> 00:24:11,613
Here we go.
431
00:24:11,647 --> 00:24:13,148
Mmm!
432
00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,316
Thank you.
433
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,317
Enjoy.
434
00:24:15,351 --> 00:24:17,218
No, but I mean it.
435
00:24:18,554 --> 00:24:21,723
You really are a good guy.
436
00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:27,228
Mmm!
437
00:24:28,431 --> 00:24:31,566
The bread alone!
438
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,234
Mmm!
439
00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:46,781
Love that jacket on you, by the way.
440
00:24:46,782 --> 00:24:47,749
Thanks
441
00:24:47,783 --> 00:24:50,618
Actually...
442
00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:52,654
The whole outfit is new.
443
00:25:01,564 --> 00:25:03,698
We're gonna do it!
444
00:25:20,950 --> 00:25:22,917
[ sam grunts ]
445
00:25:26,222 --> 00:25:27,322
Hey!
446
00:25:27,356 --> 00:25:29,224
What the hell's going on?!
447
00:25:29,258 --> 00:25:31,259
You can scream all you want.
448
00:25:31,293 --> 00:25:35,764
No one can hear you!
My parents are out of town!
449
00:25:35,798 --> 00:25:37,265
Gary.
450
00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:38,433
T. What up?
451
00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:39,667
Where are you?
452
00:25:39,702 --> 00:25:41,603
Uh, I can't really tell you right now,
453
00:25:41,637 --> 00:25:43,371
But, man, you wouldn't believe it.
454
00:25:43,406 --> 00:25:46,641
Well... Well, where's dean?
455
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,177
Uh, the cloverleaf on route 6. Why?
456
00:25:49,211 --> 00:25:50,945
You mean you haven't killed him yet?
457
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:52,080
Sam: What?
458
00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:54,115
Wait, wait, wait, wait. W-what do you mean?
459
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:55,183
Kill dean?
460
00:25:55,217 --> 00:25:56,684
I'm...Building up to it.
461
00:25:56,719 --> 00:25:58,019
Look, gary, we got problems here.
462
00:25:58,054 --> 00:25:59,454
For one...
463
00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:02,891
I'm looking at your body right now --
464
00:26:02,925 --> 00:26:04,259
With this other dude in it.
465
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:05,560
What?
466
00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,062
Yeah, he's been in your house.
467
00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:08,229
He's hanging out with your parents.
468
00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:10,298
Okay, just...Calm down.
469
00:26:10,332 --> 00:26:13,401
Whatever he says,
no one's gonna believe him, right?
470
00:26:13,436 --> 00:26:15,503
I mean, w-we're still good.
471
00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:17,238
Just hurry up and kill the son
of a bitch alreay, would you?
472
00:26:17,273 --> 00:26:18,506
Don't rush me. I'll do it.
473
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,208
Yeah, you better.
474
00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,811
[ door opens ]
475
00:26:22,845 --> 00:26:24,245
Uh...Got to go.
476
00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:31,519
Oh, man. I am in way over my head.
477
00:26:33,155 --> 00:26:34,789
I don't think he's gonna do it.
478
00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:36,991
Just relax. This is gry we're talking
about.
479
00:26:37,026 --> 00:26:38,660
What the hell is going on here?
480
00:26:38,694 --> 00:26:40,061
How do you know who dean is?
481
00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:41,796
Everybody knows dean.
482
00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:43,832
He's "hell's most wanted."
483
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:46,101
Oh, no.
484
00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:47,602
No.
485
00:26:47,636 --> 00:26:49,771
Have you idiots been talking to demons?
486
00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:51,005
Oh, right. We'rthe idiots.
487
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,540
[ sighs ]
488
00:26:52,575 --> 00:26:53,875
You're just kids.
489
00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:55,910
You have no idea what you're messing with.
490
00:26:55,945 --> 00:26:58,246
Well, we know that there's
a price on dean's head,
491
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,281
And we're the oes that are gonna collect.
492
00:27:00,316 --> 00:27:02,684
What's that supposed to mean?
493
00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:05,854
About a month ago, we were down here --
494
00:27:05,888 --> 00:27:06,955
Nora.
495
00:27:06,989 --> 00:27:09,190
What? We're not allowed to talk about him?
496
00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:13,228
We were down here,
goofing around with that book.
497
00:27:13,262 --> 00:27:16,231
Um, I wouldn't exactly call
praying to our dark overlord
498
00:27:16,265 --> 00:27:17,765
"goofing around."
499
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,733
Don't be a loser, trev.
500
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:19,968
Yeah, trev.
501
00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:23,271
Anyway, all of a sudden,
the lights flickered
502
00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:26,608
And gary went into this weird trance.
503
00:27:26,642 --> 00:27:30,011
He closed his eyes,
picke up a pencil, and drew this.
504
00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:34,048
Trevor: And you know what's really weird?
505
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,850
Gary can't draw.
506
00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:38,853
He said he heard a voice in his head.
507
00:27:38,888 --> 00:27:41,122
The demons were putting
out a bounty on this guy.
508
00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:42,790
A bounty?
509
00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:44,926
Yeah, to, like, every witch or satanist
510
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,561
Across the whole country.
511
00:27:46,595 --> 00:27:50,532
But gary -- gary's the one who spotted you.
512
00:27:50,566 --> 00:27:52,700
And the "freaky Friday" crap?
513
00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:54,402
Another spell from the book.
514
00:27:54,436 --> 00:27:57,539
Gary's idea -- go in trojan horse-style.
515
00:27:57,573 --> 00:27:59,741
He's really smart.
516
00:27:59,775 --> 00:28:01,876
That is, if he has the
beanbags to go through with it.
517
00:28:01,911 --> 00:28:03,745
Listen to me.
518
00:28:03,779 --> 00:28:06,648
You are making a terrible mistake.
519
00:28:06,682 --> 00:28:09,617
We're talking about a demon deal --
520
00:28:09,652 --> 00:28:11,085
Killing somebody.
521
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,421
This isn't a game.
522
00:28:13,455 --> 00:28:17,258
You're crossing a line
you won't come back from.
523
00:28:17,293 --> 00:28:19,027
Believe me.
524
00:28:23,432 --> 00:28:24,966
What?
525
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,468
Nothing. I-I...
526
00:28:28,304 --> 00:28:31,172
Nora, don't tell me you're
actually listening to this jerk.
527
00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:32,173
I don't know.
528
00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:33,741
M-maybe.
529
00:28:33,776 --> 00:28:35,243
I-I mean, what if he has a point?
530
00:28:35,277 --> 00:28:37,111
I don't believe this. First gary, now you.
531
00:28:37,146 --> 00:28:38,913
I can't --
532
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:45,520
You know what?
533
00:28:45,554 --> 00:28:46,854
Fine.
534
00:28:46,889 --> 00:28:48,590
You want something done right...
535
00:28:48,624 --> 00:28:49,757
What, you're gonna --
536
00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:52,160
You're gonna go kill
dean yourself, tough guy?
537
00:28:52,194 --> 00:28:53,494
Don't have to.
538
00:28:53,529 --> 00:28:54,829
I can do this.
539
00:28:56,498 --> 00:28:58,766
N-no. Y-you can't be serious.
540
00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:01,236
I'm calling up one of these bad boys,
541
00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:03,204
Turning these punks over, and getting paid.
542
00:29:03,239 --> 00:29:04,939
Dolla, dolla bills, y'all!
543
00:29:04,974 --> 00:29:07,008
I-I really don't think
that that's a good idea.
544
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,010
It's not. It's a very, very bad idea.
545
00:29:09,044 --> 00:29:10,945
No one asked you.
546
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,592
You're not sam.
547
00:29:59,228 --> 00:30:00,495
Who the hell are you?
548
00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:02,697
Ow!
549
00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:05,066
Sam: Don't do this. I'm begging you.
550
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,968
Trevor, I think he's right.
551
00:30:07,002 --> 00:30:09,737
Hey, you want to get into vassar, don't you?
552
00:30:09,772 --> 00:30:11,506
Please! Stop!
553
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:12,573
Attrahendum eos...
554
00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,542
You're gonna get us all killed!
555
00:30:14,576 --> 00:30:16,411
...Ad ligandum eos pariter
556
00:30:16,445 --> 00:30:19,347
Eos coram me!
557
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,654
Maybe I said it wrong.
558
00:30:28,290 --> 00:30:29,290
Nora?
559
00:30:29,325 --> 00:30:31,225
No! No, no! Don't touch her!
560
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,226
Nora, you okay?
561
00:30:35,097 --> 00:30:36,798
Oh, yeah.
562
00:30:36,832 --> 00:30:38,900
I'm peachy.
563
00:30:43,878 --> 00:30:46,247
So, what'd you call me here for, skippy?
564
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,015
Unless...
565
00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:51,718
[ gasps ] it's dinnertime?
566
00:30:51,752 --> 00:30:55,588
What? I-I -- n-no.
567
00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:59,592
Uh, we have dean winchester.
568
00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:01,428
You do?
569
00:31:01,462 --> 00:31:03,096
Where?
570
00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,965
Trevor, keep your mouth shut.
571
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,803
The cloverleaf motel over on route 6.
572
00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:13,339
Sam?
573
00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:17,210
Is that you in there?
574
00:31:18,579 --> 00:31:22,248
[ laughs ]
575
00:31:22,283 --> 00:31:26,152
Well, aren't you just 98 pounds o nothing.
576
00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:29,355
The kid is a moron.
577
00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:32,392
He doesn't have any idea where dean is.
578
00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:34,394
[ laughs ]
579
00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:37,864
So, if sam's in this body,
580
00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:40,233
Who's in sam's?
581
00:31:41,936 --> 00:31:43,436
A dangerous warlock.
582
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,408
Named gary.
583
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:51,578
You mean to tell me
you've got dean winchester
584
00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:54,848
And sam winchester's meat suit?
585
00:31:56,617 --> 00:32:00,920
An empty vessel just waiting to be filled.
586
00:32:00,955 --> 00:32:03,590
And you're handing them both over to me?
587
00:32:03,624 --> 00:32:06,259
Uh, y-yeah. I guess.
588
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:08,027
[ chuckles ]
589
00:32:08,062 --> 00:32:09,596
Well...
590
00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,598
I got to hand it to you.
591
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:14,767
I'm impressed.
592
00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:17,337
Thanks.
593
00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:18,404
Um...
594
00:32:18,439 --> 00:32:22,642
So, if you don't mind my asking...
595
00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:24,978
There's a reward?
596
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,513
Sure.
597
00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:32,986
My...Undying gratitude
598
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,688
[ chuckles ]
599
00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:37,690
What, are you serious?
600
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:38,992
Be quiet, you idiot!
601
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,994
Consier yourself lucky, kid.
602
00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:46,933
[ sighs ] uh, w-wait minute!
603
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,968
We worked our asses off here,
604
00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:51,638
And, uh, I want my reward!
605
00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,650
Please [ chuckles ]
606
00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:06,653
Okay.
607
00:33:06,687 --> 00:33:08,187
[ gasps softly ]
608
00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:09,289
I'm sorry.
609
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,824
You're right.
610
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,760
What can I get you?
611
00:33:15,529 --> 00:33:17,330
Well, h-how about a million bucks?
612
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:20,033
Oh, for god's sake, trevor,
just shut up and run!
613
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,701
A million doesn't buy you much these days.
614
00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,169
Why not make it 10?
615
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:24,537
Okay, $10 mill.
616
00:33:24,572 --> 00:33:25,572
And I want...
617
00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:30,543
...I want mindy schwartz
to fall in love with me.
618
00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:35,014
Love...Money.
619
00:33:35,049 --> 00:33:36,683
[ chuckles ] sticking to the basics.
620
00:33:36,717 --> 00:33:39,385
I can respect that.
621
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:42,021
But here's my counter.
622
00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:43,256
[ suish ]
623
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:46,993
[ grunts ]
624
00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:52,365
[ thud ]
625
00:33:58,339 --> 00:33:59,672
Yep.
626
00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:01,975
Tastes like moron.
627
00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:07,347
[ beep ]
628
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,682
Woman's voice: You have 38 messages.
629
00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:10,817
[ beep ]
630
00:34:10,851 --> 00:34:12,285
Sam: This is gonna sound crazy --
631
00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:14,854
Really crazy -- but, um, I think I'm in the
wrong body.
632
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,189
[ chuckles nervously ]
633
00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:18,558
[ beep ]
634
00:34:18,592 --> 00:34:23,129
Dean, the guy right next to you is not
me!
635
00:34:23,163 --> 00:34:24,797
[ beep ]
636
00:34:24,832 --> 00:34:28,134
Dean, check your friggin' voicemail.
Damn it.
637
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,073
All right, pal.
638
00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:37,142
Either you start talking
or I start waterboarding.
639
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,111
Oh, my god. Please, don't hurt me.
640
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:40,946
Please! I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!
641
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,081
Okay. Hey, pull it together, champ.
642
00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:45,450
I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
643
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:46,752
Where's sam?
644
00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:49,221
In my -- my friend's basement.
645
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,722
His parents are out of town.
646
00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:51,723
Parents?
647
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,225
How old are you?
648
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,060
17.
649
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,328
17?
650
00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:05,871
Nora
651
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,542
Not at the moment.
652
00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:13,945
[ grunting ]
653
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,681
[ ropes creaking ]
654
00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:18,517
[ breathing heavily ]
655
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,552
Whew!
656
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:26,291
[ breathing heavily ]
657
00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:32,264
Damn it!
658
00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:40,338
Boy, you earned your dessert tonight, kiddo.
659
00:35:40,373 --> 00:35:44,342
Tell me -- what is it you want?
660
00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:45,744
Anything.
661
00:35:45,778 --> 00:35:47,279
Anything?
662
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,950
Lay it on me.
663
00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:53,985
I want to be a witch.
664
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,054
For real.
665
00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:57,789
And really powerful.
666
00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,024
Mm. Good choice.
667
00:35:59,058 --> 00:36:01,460
I get it.
668
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:05,530
No daddy, no m.I.T.
669
00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:07,699
No plan.
670
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,368
You get to be big and strong,
671
00:36:10,403 --> 00:36:12,904
And no one can tell you what to do anymore.
672
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,744
There's jus one small formality first.
673
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,748
You got to meet the boss.
674
00:36:22,815 --> 00:36:24,316
The boss?
675
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:27,385
You know -- your satanic majesty,
676
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:29,755
Or whatever the kids are
calling it these days.
677
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,324
The devil?
678
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:33,425
Mm-hmm.
679
00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:36,595
Uh...No.
680
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,063
O-okay.
681
00:36:38,097 --> 00:36:39,064
Um...
682
00:36:39,098 --> 00:36:40,398
It's okay.
683
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,768
I...Don't really want to bother him.
684
00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:45,604
Oh, but he's gonna want to meet you.
685
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,372
Relax.
686
00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,274
It'll be easy.
687
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:52,277
He's just gonna ask you one little question,
688
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,679
And all you got to do is say "yes."
689
00:36:55,948 --> 00:37:05,357
And then... You get you reward.
690
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,859
[ grunting ]
691
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:17,068
Exorcizamus te, omnimundus.
692
00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:19,237
What was that?
693
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,273
Uh, n-nothing.
694
00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,942
Were you trying to exorcise me?!
695
00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:26,077
You little piece of crap?!
696
00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:30,949
[ groaning ]
697
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,385
[ straining ] spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas.
698
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:40,559
Omnis incursio infernalis adversii.
699
00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:42,427
Omnis congregatio.
700
00:37:43,162 --> 00:37:45,096
Et secta diabolica.
701
00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:47,432
Ergo, draco maledicte.
702
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:51,970
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi
facias libertate servire.
703
00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,138
Te rogamus.
704
00:37:53,172 --> 00:37:54,472
Adios, bitch!
705
00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:56,908
Uh, it's "audi nos."
706
00:37:57,977 --> 00:38:02,914
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
707
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:07,719
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
708
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,428
Gary: Animae domum redeant.
709
00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:24,499
Fas atque nefas instauretur.
710
00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:30,305
Potestate et auctoritate, sic fiat.
711
00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:36,444
[ sighs ]
712
00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,722
So, w good?
713
00:38:47,757 --> 00:38:49,858
Yeah. We're good.
714
00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:52,193
Oh, man, it's nice to be back.
715
00:38:52,228 --> 00:38:54,496
Yeah. Awesome.
716
00:38:54,530 --> 00:38:56,865
So...
717
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:58,900
[ clears throat ] gary...
718
00:38:58,934 --> 00:39:01,236
Yeah. I know -- my bad.
719
00:39:02,171 --> 00:39:03,838
"my bad"?
720
00:39:06,242 --> 00:39:08,209
Kid, "my bad" ain't gonna cut it.
721
00:39:08,244 --> 00:39:11,713
See, if you were of voting age...
722
00:39:11,747 --> 00:39:13,214
You'd be dead.
723
00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:15,150
Because we would kill you.
724
00:39:16,886 --> 00:39:18,720
So either you straighten up and fly right
725
00:39:18,754 --> 00:39:20,155
Or wwill kill you.
726
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,691
Are we clear?
727
00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:24,993
Crystal.
728
00:39:25,027 --> 00:39:26,594
Good.
729
00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,097
[ thunder rumbles ]
730
00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:41,776
Crap.
731
00:39:41,811 --> 00:39:44,279
Gary, look.
732
00:39:44,313 --> 00:39:46,881
Take it from someone who knows --
733
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:48,616
Chin up, man.
734
00:39:48,651 --> 00:39:50,118
Your life ain't that ad.
735
00:39:50,152 --> 00:39:51,986
Uh, you met my parents.
736
00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:53,788
Yeah. So what? It's your life.
737
00:39:53,823 --> 00:39:56,624
You don't like their plan for you,
tell them to cram it.
738
00:39:56,659 --> 00:39:58,693
Rebel a little it.
739
00:39:58,728 --> 00:40:02,297
In a healthy, non-satanic way, of course.
740
00:40:08,938 --> 00:40:11,806
By the way, you know why
nora's into witchcraft?
741
00:40:11,841 --> 00:40:13,141
What do you mean?
742
00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:16,277
She doesn't like satan, you moron.
She likes you.
743
00:40:16,312 --> 00:40:18,146
Really?
744
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:20,181
You -- you think?
745
00:40:20,216 --> 00:40:21,216
Ah. I know.
746
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:23,284
I'm telling you, kid --
747
00:40:23,319 --> 00:40:24,986
I wish I had your life.
748
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,088
You do?
749
00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:28,389
Thanks.
750
00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:31,793
Get out of here.
751
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:37,532
[ sighs ]
752
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:42,137
That was a nice thing to say.
753
00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:46,875
I totally lied.
754
00:40:46,909 --> 00:40:49,210
That kid's life sucked ass.
755
00:40:53,849 --> 00:40:54,816
[ sighs
756
00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:57,018
[ car door closes ]
757
00:41:00,956 --> 00:41:04,392
All that apple-pie,
family crap? It's stressful.
758
00:41:04,426 --> 00:41:06,895
Trust me -- we didn't miss a damn thing.
759
00:41:06,929 --> 00:41:09,631
Or we don't know what we're missing.
760
00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:12,934
[ engine turns over ]
761
00:41:12,968 --> 00:41:15,170
[ "rock 'n' roll never
forgets" plays loudly ]
762
00:41:15,204 --> 00:41:16,771
Hey, come on, man. Turn it down.
763
00:41:19,275 --> 00:41:20,742
[ volume decreases ]
764
00:41:20,776 --> 00:41:22,076
Welcome back, kotter.
765
00:41:22,111 --> 00:41:23,578
♪ come back, baby ♪
766
00:41:23,612 --> 00:41:28,316
♪ rock 'n' roll never forgets ♪
767
00:41:28,350 --> 00:41:30,185
♪ said you can come back, baby ♪
768
00:41:30,219 --> 00:41:34,656
♪ rock 'n' roll never forgets ♪
769
00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,658
♪ oh, come back, baby ♪