1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,462 LUCY: Our study group was a well-oiled machine. 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,733 Drew was in charge and I was second in command, 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,399 responsible for two things. 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,433 Class notes. Yep, I got the notes right here. 5 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:15,175 And keeping Cole occupied while we did the real work. 6 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,513 Babe, these wheelie shoes are sick. 7 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,450 Okay, I'll just be walking next to someone, 8 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,613 then I'll start rolling, and they're like, "What?" 9 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:24,953 And I'm like, "Later, Tevas." God. Where should I go next? 10 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:26,384 (COLE CHUCKLES) 11 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:32,627 What in the heck do you have on the bottom of those sneakers, champ? 12 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,293 Are... Are those wheels? 13 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,461 (CO X LAUGHING) 14 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:39,428 Would you show me your glide? Go ahead, roll them on out. 15 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:40,962 Get your glide on. 16 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,065 (WHISTLING) 17 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,702 Dr. Cox was scary when he was in his regular mood, 18 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:48,305 but him in a good mood was utterly terrifying. 19 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,308 Well, are you all dying to know why I'm in such a festive mood? 20 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:53,319 'Cause you're about to do something horrible to us? 21 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,287 (IMITATING BELL DINGING) 22 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:58,688 Drew, you and your worthless classmates have just won 23 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:03,185 an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell Week. 24 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:07,666 Six days and seven nights of tests, term papers and group projects. 25 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:11,500 By the end of the week, one of you is going to have a psychotic break. 26 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,439 How darn good is it to be me right about now? 27 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:18,274 Just this side of fabulous is the answer. Just this side of fabulous. 28 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,642 As much as Dr. Cox loved torturing us, 29 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,980 Dr. Turk enjoyed all the perks of being Chief of Surgery. 30 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,246 (CAR RADIO BLARING) 31 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,181 Whoo! 32 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,884 What a day. 33 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,260 T-Dog! Looking-good five! 34 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,231 Mmm! Mmm! Ha, ha! 35 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,726 Where's my pastry? 36 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,434 - Too sugary. - Hey. Nothing's too sugary, woman. 37 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,168 Tell that to your diabetes. 38 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,938 So, you worked hard all these years to become Chief of Surgery 39 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:54,242 - just so people would kiss your ass. - No. I get a parking spot, too. 40 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,271 Plus, I get to nickname people whatever I want. 41 00:01:56,316 --> 00:02:00,548 Hey, what's up, Mac-and-Cheese? Aw, snap. Ham-and-Cheese. 42 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,782 Oh, Rain-maker in the house! What's happening? 43 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,318 Oh, hi. 44 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,414 (DENISE MUMBLING) 45 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,856 - What was that? - Oh, we're taking a break. 46 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,418 Since when? What? 47 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,861 Well, we said "I love you" to each other, 48 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:14,060 and it's horrible and gross and I hate myself and him. 49 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:19,130 Every week is already Hell Week. How could it get any worse? 50 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,997 Hey, did you have Hell Week at your med school? 51 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,908 Yeah. It stressed me out so much my throat seized up for, like, a year. 52 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,070 God. How bad was it? 53 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,607 (SOBBING) 54 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,956 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 55 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:43,789 Not going to lie. It left a few psychological marks. 56 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,288 One of you is probably going to crack. I'm looking at you, Jet Li. 57 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,700 But, hey, good luck. Rooting for you. 58 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:54,867 All right, Drew. You're our leader. Let's get this going. 59 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,399 Get what going? I rarely listen to you people. 60 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,274 Seriously, Big D, if I fail out of here, 61 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,542 I gotta go to med school in the Caribbean. 62 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,209 Dude, I don't speak Carribesian! So, tell us what to do. 63 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,413 All right, why does this always have to fall on me? I don't have the plan. 64 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,216 I don't have the answer to every damn question. 65 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,356 Hey, Drew's right. Everybody, back up, give him some space. 66 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,992 He'll figure out the plan and then text us. 67 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,634 Oh, hell, no. 68 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,574 Yo! Somebody's parked in my spot. 69 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,911 Boo-hoo. It takes me 11 minutes to pee. 70 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,679 Do you guys know who DOC XTREME is? 71 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,049 Russell Vaughn. 72 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,054 Surgeon, best-selling author, wrote some book 73 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,421 about doctoring in the Third World called Rebel Without a Co-Pay. 74 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,686 "'What am I supposed to do? ' 75 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:51,356 "'Take the bullet out of his mistress's jaw or take a bullet of your own."' 76 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,865 I did the surgery and he shot me anyway. 77 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,792 By the way, that mistress is now my wife. 78 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:57,894 (ALL LAUGH) 79 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:01,338 Yes, he is a bit of a douche, but every time he shows up here 80 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,638 he raises millions for the hospital. 81 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:07,203 And he has nailed some top-shelf international strange. 82 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:08,872 - How... - Greetings. 83 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,348 Hi. Dr. Russell Vaughn. 84 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:13,181 Yeah, I'm Dr. Christopher Duncan Turk, Chief of Surgery. 85 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:16,780 - Listen, man, you parked in my spot. - Okay, I'm sorry. 86 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,314 You know, I have to remind myself that I'm back in the States, 87 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,294 - where status is everything. - It's not everything. 88 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:26,526 It's just that my spot's in the shade, and I have leather seats, 89 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,729 and my seats get warm when the sun hits them. 90 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,827 I also just recently... 91 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,894 (WHISTLING) 92 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,873 You're going to want to stop talking now. 93 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,570 (SIGHING) 94 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,010 DREW: Hey. 95 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,810 I just needed a moment of peace and quiet. 96 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,875 The other students will not stop asking me questions. 97 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:51,379 Oh, please, I have a hospital full of incompetents hammering me 98 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,121 with asinine questions every second of every day. 99 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,422 Doctor Cox, your patient in three is septic. 100 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,159 Antibiotics or vasopressors? 101 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,325 CO X: Antibiotics first. 102 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,425 (TODD CLICKING TONGUE) 103 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:03,859 That wasn't so dumb. 104 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,062 Wait for it. 105 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,164 Oh. Did you get my request for scrubs 106 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:10,937 that hug a little closer to my wham-bam? 107 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,139 Thank you, Todd, for being the example to a point 108 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,774 - that you don't understand. - You're welcome. 109 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,844 I didn't ask to be put in charge. 110 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,980 I know, Number One, but that's who we are. 111 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:27,516 We have been blessed and cursed with intelligence and wonderful hair. 112 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,027 And people follow. 113 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,394 You're just going to have to deal with that the rest of your life. 114 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,523 No. I'm done babysitting. 115 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:37,229 I don't want to be a leader. I just want to be a good doctor. 116 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,760 Fair enough. 117 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,232 (CHATTERING) 118 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,468 Um... 119 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,339 Is there something I can help you with, Russell? 120 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,072 Actually, I'm helping you. 121 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,979 Dr. Cox told me to jump onto any cases that interested me. 122 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,143 I've got everything under control in this room. 123 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,211 Why don't you go and Russell up your own case? 124 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:56,448 (LAUGHING) 125 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,547 (SNORTS) 126 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,286 Clever. I was just telling Irene here that it looks as though 127 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:02,590 she's going to need a septal myomectomy. 128 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:06,325 Russell, I'll decide which treatment is best for my patients. 129 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,402 We'll probably go with what he said. 130 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,832 Eleven minutes to answer a page? Really embarrassing. 131 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,242 It's 4:00 in the morning. 132 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:23,044 Hey, Bed-Head, what are those? Horses on your pajamas? 133 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,711 Well, I didn't do my laundry. I have nothing else to wear. 134 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,221 LUCY: Except more horse pajamas. 135 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:32,152 Here are the case histories for your group projects. 136 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:33,920 You will test, diagnose 137 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,623 and come up with treatments for each of your fake patients. 138 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:40,928 You will then present your findings in three days. 139 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,959 Number One, you don't have to work with these stooges anymore. 140 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,437 I have a very special project for you. 141 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,033 Where's the rich jackass? 142 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,205 (AIR HORN BLARING) 143 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,441 (SCREAMING) 144 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,107 I love Hell Week. 145 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,526 So, what's my project? 146 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:22,030 Your project is to avoid them. They are vampires. 147 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:25,635 Time-sucking monsters who will torture you with stupid questions, 148 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:29,409 mind-numbing incompetence and petty emotional problems. 149 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,009 "I'm so stressed I feel like I want to kill myself." 150 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,178 Well, what are you waiting for? Do it. 151 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:38,316 Okay. Great. So, what exactly is my project? 152 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,054 I want you to focus on yourself, on your abilities, 153 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:47,031 on becoming the amazing doctor I know you can be. 154 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:48,192 Thank you so much. 155 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:52,170 Again, really unclear about what my project is. 156 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,571 You're just going to shadow me and stay the hell away from them. 157 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,575 - Listen to me, son... - Hey, Drew. 158 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,608 Go. Save yourself. 159 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,170 - What? - Run! 160 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,775 Hello, Blondie, is there anything I can do for you? 161 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,547 Uh, I was just going to ask Drew 162 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,555 who he thought the next leader of our group should be. 163 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,749 You. You're the one. 164 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,558 Yeah. You think so? 165 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,392 No, I just said that because you're the first one I saw. 166 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,690 Jambo, Doctors. Jambo. 167 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,725 That's Swahili for "Hello" or "Good morning." 168 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:26,067 Oh, is it, really? 'Cause I know what it means. 169 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:30,667 I had Jambo Juice this morning. A Berry Blast with an Echinacea Boost. 170 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,769 It was delicious. I'm going to live forever. 171 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,679 You'll be dead. I'll be alive, though. I'll be alive. 172 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,411 Wow. Sure you didn't get a Femboost in there? 173 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,611 That was pretty catty. 174 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:42,177 It's just that Russell ticks me off, you know? 175 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,713 He comes in here with his book and his rope bracelets 176 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:48,192 and his wanting to help me with surgeries. 177 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:52,391 - I don't need anybody's help. - Yeah. This isn't about surgery. 178 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,923 This is about all the attention Russell's getting. You're jealous. 179 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,625 If I'm going to be jealous of someone, 180 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:02,039 it's going to be a dude who could breathe underwater or Serena Williams. 181 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,975 That ass is righteous. 182 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,503 I'm just saying. Kind of acting like a 13-year-old girl. 183 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,106 - Oh, my God, there's Drew. - Yeah. 184 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,514 - Did he see me? - Yes. 185 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,143 - Is he coming over here? - Yes, he is. 186 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,584 - Crap. - Hey, Drew. 187 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,417 Hey. Oh! 188 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:23,386 - Hey, there, you. - Afternoon, good sir. 189 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,522 Your face is looking quite normal. 190 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,655 Oh... 191 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,528 (DENISE CLEARING THROAT) 192 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,203 - All right. - Okay... 193 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,367 - Okay. - Yeah. 194 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:44,046 So, I thought we could start with a little bonding game. 195 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,517 Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start. 196 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:50,316 I am from a small fishing town in Maryland, 197 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,756 horses are my favorite animal 198 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:58,162 and I once made love with tennis great Pete Sampras. 199 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,759 Pistol Pete? Damn, that's hot. 200 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,598 No, see, Cole, that was the lie. 201 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,127 My mom hooked up with Michael Chang. 202 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,003 All right, look, let's just forget about the game. 203 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,600 Okay, my mom used to date Craig T. Nelson. 204 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,702 Coach was almost my dad! 205 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,938 Lucy, this is a waste of time. I'm taking over the group. 206 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,617 Oh, damn! A coup de Trang! 207 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:24,316 LUCY: All right, Lucy. Keep it together. Don't get crazy. 208 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,683 Lucy, what do you want? 209 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,490 If Cox sees me with you, he's going to kill me. 210 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,359 Please, I need your help. 211 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,661 I was leading our group and they weren't listening 212 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,462 and I felt it happening again. 213 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,070 See, whenever I get into a position of power, 214 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,095 something changes inside me. 215 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,933 Look, the key to leading the group is Trang. 216 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,809 You gotta get in that little bastard's face and you gotta let the crazy out. 217 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,211 Do you want to see how I do it? 218 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,774 You back the hell up right now or I will watch you die and I will laugh! 219 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,875 Ha, ha, ha! 220 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,783 See, it's easy. 221 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:01,921 There's Drew. What an ass. 222 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,156 Why don't you let me fix this? All right, I'm going to fix this. 223 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:07,859 Hey, Drew, come. Come on. It's cool. 224 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,435 - (MUMBLES) Hey, there, again. - (MUMBLES) Hey, how's it going. 225 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,996 You guys. Come on. You're in love. 226 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,908 You need to start talking. Let's get it going. 227 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,207 (CLEARING THROAT) Sorry to interrupt. 228 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,044 Now, I understand Dr. Turk's naive impulse to get it going. 229 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,516 He was raised on a diet of Western television and airport novels. 230 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:28,076 But in many less developed parts of the world, 231 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,351 silence plays a crucial part of a couple's search 232 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,654 for real, true emotional intimacy. 233 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,786 I'm reminded of an old proverb 234 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,922 from the (CLICKING TONGUE) Zambezi River Tribe, 235 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,092 "Two hearts forged in silence grow into one." 236 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,060 Mmm. 237 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,562 - Your last tot beckons me. - Oh. 238 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,335 - May I? - Dude. You... 239 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,037 You can't just take my last tot like that. 240 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,006 What the... Oh, I get it. 241 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,072 Dude starts speaking... 242 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,140 (MAKES CLICKING SOUNDS) 243 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,084 And all of a sudden, everything's all good, huh? 244 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,314 It's all good now? 245 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,517 Fine. I'm going to go get some more tots. 246 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,690 Lucy, have a seat. We're about to start. 247 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,420 (SNIFFS) 248 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,297 - What are you doing? - Staring into your soul. 249 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:19,327 Dominating your mind. I'm freaking your bean. See? 250 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,033 I own that. That's my vacation home. 251 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,840 I come up on the weekends when I feel like bringing the hurt. 252 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,439 All right, people, let's start on Chapter 10. 253 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,679 LUCY: Uh-oh! 254 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,085 It's happening. 255 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,589 (PAGER BEEPING) 256 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:42,056 - All right. We should really go. - Ignore the pagers. I'm in charge. 257 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,832 Hey, you're right. You're absolutely right. Everything's fine. 258 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,495 (SCREAMING) 259 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,962 Yes! (PUNCHING SOUNDS) 260 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:59,474 - What the hell happened to you guys? - (LAUGHING) Dude, it was awesome. 261 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,675 Lucy beat the crap out of Trang. 262 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:06,344 Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle. 263 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,745 (CLAPPING SOUNDS) 264 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,778 What is that? You all hear that? 265 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,346 WOMAN: Whoo! 266 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,151 Dip! Russell is breaking it down. 267 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,190 Ha! 268 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,664 That was a real Maasai warrior dance. You got moves like that? 269 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,133 That's not fair, now. I mean, everybody, of course, 270 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,668 they hear the music, but not everybody hears the music. 271 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,975 Are you... Yo. 272 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,142 - Beatbox. - What? 273 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:42,018 - Beatbox, son! - I guess I can try. 274 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,383 (BEATBOXING) 275 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,758 TURK: Old school! 276 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:54,826 (GROANS IN PAIN) 277 00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:01,466 No, keep it going! Keep it going! One leg. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 278 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,666 No, no, I got this. I got this. 279 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,143 No, don't pull me... I pulled it. I pulled it. I pulled it. 280 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,668 - I pulled it... - What the hell was that? 281 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,010 (TURK GROANING) 282 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:13,246 What are you talking about? A specific move or the entire program? 283 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,812 - Do you respect yourself right now? - Oh, God, no. 284 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,314 - Russell. Who's named Russell? - A ton of people. 285 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,885 - But it's such a girly name, right? - No, not really. 286 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,755 Would it hurt you to build up a brother? 287 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,061 You know what, I don't need you. 288 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,125 I'm done with this dude bothering me. 289 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,530 TURK: (GROANING) Oh! 290 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,698 LUCY: Hell can mean different things for different people. 291 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,771 Whether it's being bested by a rival... 292 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,077 How we feeling today, Irene? 293 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:45,516 Did Dr. Vaughn tell you? I think I want him to do the surgery. 294 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,354 - Oh, I didn't get a chance to tell him yet. - Russell. 295 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,083 ...or being let down by a friend. 296 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,524 I tried what you said with Trang and it didn't work. 297 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,894 Look, after months of self-doubt, I have finally found my role here. 298 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:03,095 I am a great Number Two. I'm Garfunkel, Drew. 299 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:07,834 And I am okay with that, but I need you to be my Micky Dolenz. 300 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,802 - That was the band, right? - Yeah. Dolenz and Garfunkel. 301 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:17,381 Couldn't you just come back? Please. We need you. I need you. 302 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,283 Lucy, I'm sorry, I just don't care. 303 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:24,346 You need to put on your big-girl pants, suck it up and figure it out for yourself. 304 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,257 LUCY: So, Drew had abandoned us, and that was fine, 305 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,532 because I was finding my feet as a leader. 306 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:43,598 I was inspiring the group like my hero, the lesbian president from 24. 307 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:48,545 LUCY: Everybody get out! I'll do it myself. You're all useless. 308 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:54,179 What? You don't need to worry about us, buddy boy. 309 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:58,212 It's my house now, and it is all good in the hood, bro. 310 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,153 Uh... 311 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,458 Russell? 312 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,192 Why are you putting my name in the "Assist" column? 313 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,792 Yes, yes, I picked you to help me with Irene's surgery. 314 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,962 You know, I thought it'd be a real nice feather in your cap. 315 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,871 - Way to go, man. - Oh! Way to go. 316 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,775 Russell, listen, I don't need any more feathers in my cap, okay? 317 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:23,578 I've got a peacock back here. Major plumage! 318 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,640 I have so much that I could teach you, 319 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:29,552 I mean, if you just open up your eyes and let me in, Turk. Let me in. 320 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,515 I'm about to punch you in your mouth. 321 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,151 Fine, but be fair warned. I trained with the Mossad, okay? 322 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,922 I could kill you with a button off your jacket. 323 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,452 Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus down at the gym. 324 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,625 And he was an NFL linebacker until he came out the closet. 325 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:55,275 All right, I have two minutes. Here's what you should be doing. 326 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,647 Thank God you're back, Drew. Lucy is crazy. 327 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,745 Trang, you haven't even begun to see crazy. You want to do this again? 328 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:05,416 You feeling froggy? Then leap, son. 329 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,915 Stop! All right, I'm not even supposed to be helping you, so listen up. 330 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,158 The key to diagnosing your case study is in Chapter... 331 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,462 Drew. Outside. Now. 332 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:22,302 - Wait, Drew, what chapter? - What book? They all have chapters! 333 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,838 You. Now, just exactly what in the hell were you doing in there? Come on. 334 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,004 Now, I gave you the keys to freedom, and you blew it. 335 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,148 Now, I'm going to stand here and watch as you march back into that hole 336 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,781 and tell those parasites that they have to do it on their own. 337 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,592 You know what? I can't do that because I'm one of those parasites. 338 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,254 In fact, I'm the king of the parasites. 339 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,320 And whether you like it or not, they need me. 340 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:49,892 So, fail me if you want, but I'm going to go back in there, 341 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,459 and I'm going to help my friends. 342 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:55,837 Of course that is what you're going to do. 343 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,934 You're like me, Number One. You can't help yourself. 344 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,536 Son, you're a leader. 345 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,377 You had this whole thing planned, didn't you? 346 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,384 You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them. 347 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,147 Yes, indeed. 348 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,052 A piece of advice, 349 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,625 pick a leadership style and stick to it, 350 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:18,392 but please avoid "aggressive shaming," because that's my bread and butter. 351 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,558 Yeah. I've seen your work. Very impressive. 352 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,269 Thank you, that means a lot to me. 353 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,236 Get... Go, go, go. Go. Go. 354 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,209 This is embarrassing. 355 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,709 (SIGHING) 356 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,980 Why you moping around like a tiny girl bitch? 357 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:48,048 Wow. Can't you ever just be like, "Hi," or, even better, "What's up?" 358 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,059 Sure. 359 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,325 What's up, tiny girl bitch? 360 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,628 So, you're too good to assist Russell now? 361 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,327 No, I am the Chief of Surgery. 362 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,394 - I'm no one's secretary. - Secretary? 363 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,202 He's asking you to help him with a tricky surgery. 364 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,609 Sir, do you just hang around waiting for conversations to weigh in on? 365 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,706 Yeah. That and my judge shows get me through the day. 366 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,617 Now, look, good leaders don't care about their ego. 367 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,644 If all you want to do is get massaged, 368 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:20,920 I've got the number of a girl who will take you to the mountaintop. 369 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,829 - God, you are a nasty, old man. - Thanks, dear. 370 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,357 Turkleton, let me cut to the quick. 371 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:31,563 Either you get into that surgery, pucker up and start kissing Russell's ass 372 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,972 so he continues to raise giant sums of money for this hospital, 373 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,239 which helps everyone, or you can continue to act like a... 374 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,269 - What was that, dear? - Tiny girl bitch. 375 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,907 That's right. Either way, it's your call, Chief. 376 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,511 Sir, you're so happy you're not the chief anymore, aren't you? 377 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,477 Every second. 378 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,250 All right, we have five hours to finish this project. 379 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,695 We'll start with the labs and move on to diagnosis. 380 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,665 Wait, so what? You think you can just waltz back in here 381 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,998 after abandoning us and be the leader of our group again? 382 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,064 - Yes. - Oh, thank God. 383 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,874 Hey, yo, Drew, I am glad you are back, man. 384 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:14,367 But I was thinking, before we start, we'd take a little break. 385 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,280 Garfunkel, handle that. 386 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,284 Yeah, you know what would be great, Cole? 387 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,309 Is if you could go get us all some coffee. 388 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,446 Hey, maybe you could take your wheelie shoes. 389 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,815 Oh, man, I'd love to, but some big guys took them. 390 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:31,789 Oh, well, then, why don't you just root around for mints in my purse? 391 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:36,029 LUCY: Sometimes being a leader is knowing when to step up. 392 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,968 It is important to mention and briefly discuss, 393 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,994 the innervation of the pancreas... 394 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,902 And sometimes being a leader is knowing when to step aside. 395 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:50,609 Hey, Russell, if you still need a pair of hands, I'm here. 396 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,911 Good for you, Christopher. 397 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,781 You know, reminds me of an old anecdote 398 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,379 - from my good friend Bono. - Could you just cut? 399 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,321 RUSSELL: He was just about to go on stage at Wimbledon. 400 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,154 It was the first album. The crowd... 401 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,726 Now that I guess we love each other, 402 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,889 we should probably share all our weird secrets. 403 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,297 All right, you go first. 404 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,201 I cry when I watch The Bachelor. I watch The Bachelor. 405 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,663 - I lost my virginity to a sofa. - I like when ice skaters fall down. 406 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,103 - Doesn't count, everybody likes that. - I like when children fall down. 407 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,977 - I love you. - (GRUNTS) Fine. 408 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,348 I love you, too.