1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,414 Are You Radey to get "So Random"? 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,140 Hello, I'm Sicky Vicky. 3 00:00:06,141 --> 00:00:08,810 And Welcome To " How To Have Fun When You're Sick." 4 00:00:08,811 --> 00:00:10,612 Today I've Got A Cold. 5 00:00:10,613 --> 00:00:12,313 I Got It From Alex Pizarsky... 6 00:00:12,314 --> 00:00:14,115 Because She Came To School With A Cold. 7 00:00:14,116 --> 00:00:16,050 Not Cool. 8 00:00:16,051 --> 00:00:19,754 She Sneezed A Booger On My Plate And I Thought It Was A Piece Of Chicken... 9 00:00:19,755 --> 00:00:21,823 And I Ate It. 10 00:00:21,824 --> 00:00:23,925 Anyways, Now I've Got A Cold. 11 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:29,564 But Colds Can Be Fun, Even When You're Sick In Bed. 12 00:00:29,565 --> 00:00:31,266 You Can Make A Lot Of Cool Things. 13 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:34,502 Like Today, We're Making Sno T-filled Tissue Flowers. 14 00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:36,437 See? 15 00:00:36,438 --> 00:00:39,307 All You Gotta Do Is Take A Tissue, 16 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:41,576 Blow Your Nose In It-- 17 00:00:41,577 --> 00:00:44,145 And Now You've Got A Snot Tissue Flower. 18 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,914 Easy! 19 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:49,017 Becky Russ Wears A Flower In Her Hair To School, 20 00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:52,754 And One Time It Had A Worm In It And It Crawled In Her Ear. 21 00:00:52,755 --> 00:00:54,856 Not Cool. 22 00:00:56,258 --> 00:00:58,626 Okay, Another Neat Thing You Could Do... 23 00:00:58,627 --> 00:01:01,663 Is You Can Make An Ear Swab Princess Crown. 24 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:04,465 You Just Find A Bunch Of These, Used Of Course. 25 00:01:04,466 --> 00:01:08,002 The Wax Makes An Awesome Glue. 26 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:11,806 Arrange Them In A Circle The Size Of Your Head... 27 00:01:11,807 --> 00:01:13,274 And Presto! 28 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:17,045 You've Got A Princess Ear Swab Crown. 29 00:01:17,046 --> 00:01:20,081 It's Pretty Hot. 30 00:01:21,684 --> 00:01:24,252 The Last Thing We're Gonna Make Is Phlegm Paintings. 31 00:01:24,253 --> 00:01:28,256 It's Easy. You Just Hawk Up A Lot Of Green Phlegm. 32 00:01:31,126 --> 00:01:33,161 And Voila-- 33 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:36,364 A Masterpiece! 34 00:01:36,365 --> 00:01:38,333 Well, That's It For Today. 35 00:01:38,334 --> 00:01:40,468 I'm Sicky Vicky, And Next Week We'll Show You... 36 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:42,337 How To Bake With A Stomach Ache. 37 00:01:42,338 --> 00:01:45,873 ''Glad You're Feeling Achy, Feverish And Stinky, 38 00:01:45,874 --> 00:01:48,543 "Vicky Is A Sicky Who Can Make It All Fun, 39 00:01:48,544 --> 00:01:51,579 ''Sicky Vicky!'' 40 00:01:51,859 --> 00:01:55,583 Synced by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:59,087 [ Singing ] Off To The Races, I'm Going Places # 42 00:01:59,088 --> 00:02:02,156 Might Be A Long Shot, Not Gonna Waste It 43 00:02:02,157 --> 00:02:06,361 This Is The Big Break And It's Calling My Name 44 00:02:06,362 --> 00:02:08,563 Yeah! 45 00:02:08,564 --> 00:02:15,103 So Far, So Great, Get With It At Least That's How I See It 46 00:02:15,104 --> 00:02:18,539 Having A Dream Is Just The Beginning 47 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:21,776 So Far, So Great, Believe It 48 00:02:21,777 --> 00:02:24,812 Can't Take Away This Feeling 49 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:27,915 Taking A Ride With Chance On My Side 50 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:30,685 Yeah, I Can't Wait 51 00:02:30,686 --> 00:02:33,287 So Far, So Great 52 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:36,391 So Far, So Great 53 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:49,237 I'm Starving. I Could Eat A Horse. 54 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:52,573 - I Could Eat A Koala. - I Could Eat A Baby Unicorn, 55 00:02:52,574 --> 00:02:55,343 Horn And All! 56 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:57,745 You Guys, Stop Eating. I Have Big News. 57 00:02:57,746 --> 00:03:00,782 Introducing The Pants That Are About To Take America By Storm-- 58 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:03,584 Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans. 59 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:06,087 I Now Give You Three Seconds To Stare At My Butt. 60 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:08,890 Don't Do It, Nico. It's A Trap. 61 00:03:08,891 --> 00:03:10,091 No, I Wanna, I Wanna! 62 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:12,593 Wasting Time. Too Late. 63 00:03:12,594 --> 00:03:15,163 Aw. Now If You Wanna See Them Up Close, 64 00:03:15,164 --> 00:03:17,131 You'll Have To Buy Them. 65 00:03:17,132 --> 00:03:19,300 Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans-- 66 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:23,004 Available For Women, Men And Purse Dogs. 67 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:25,773 I Could Eat A Purse Dog, Purse And All. 68 00:03:27,109 --> 00:03:28,609 You Guys, You Guys, Stop Eating. 69 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:30,678 Okay, Fine Fine Fine. 70 00:03:30,679 --> 00:03:34,282 - Turn Around, Let Me See Your Butt. - What? 71 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:37,151 Notice The Difference Between Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans... 72 00:03:37,152 --> 00:03:39,220 And The Jeans Sonny's Mother Picked Out For Her. 73 00:03:39,221 --> 00:03:42,290 - Oh. - She Didn't Pick Them Out. 74 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:45,126 She Just-- Okay, Fine, She Picked Them Out. 75 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:48,362 Look, I Don't Know What You Guys Are Talking About, 76 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:50,498 But "tween Weekly" Just Wrote A Huge Article... 77 00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:52,567 On My Walkathon For Books. 78 00:03:52,568 --> 00:03:55,470 - Give Me That. - I Just Stared At It. 79 00:03:56,972 --> 00:03:59,340 How Can This Be? 80 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:01,709 Three Pages On Your Charity And Not One Word... 81 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:05,480 About Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans, Available Online. 82 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:07,482 Tawni, Are You Gonna Sign Up For The Walkathon? 83 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:10,418 We're Raising Money For Books And Libraries In Needy Areas. 84 00:04:10,419 --> 00:04:12,620 Pass. I've Got Jeans To Sell. 85 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,856 Operators Are Standing By. 86 00:04:14,857 --> 00:04:18,126 Do You Ever Feel Sometimes-- I Don't Know-- 87 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:20,228 Maybe Just A Smidge Selfish? 88 00:04:20,229 --> 00:04:22,096 Me? No! 89 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:24,699 Sonny, I'm All About Helping Other People, 90 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:27,001 And I Will Help Those Other People All Look Good... 91 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:29,570 In Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans! 92 00:04:29,571 --> 00:04:31,973 Also Available In Plus Sizes. 93 00:04:31,974 --> 00:04:35,276 Did You Guys Just Notice A Cold Wind? 94 00:04:35,277 --> 00:04:36,944 Tawni? I'm Used To It. 95 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:39,780 Not Her, Them. 96 00:04:42,651 --> 00:04:44,852 They Always Have To Travel In A Pack, 97 00:04:44,853 --> 00:04:47,688 Like Shiny Wolves. 98 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:51,492 Hey, Chad, Did You Hear About My Walkathon For Books? 99 00:04:51,493 --> 00:04:54,562 Yes, We Did. I Have To Say, Sonny, You're Very Inspiring. 100 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:57,098 Well, We Have So Much. It's Important That We Give Back. 101 00:04:57,099 --> 00:05:00,134 No, I Mean, You Inspired Me To Have A Walkathon Against Your Walkathon. 102 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:03,304 A Walkathon Against Books? 103 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:05,173 How Can You Be Against Books? 104 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:08,576 That's Easy-- The More You Read The Less You Watch "mackenzie Falls." 105 00:05:08,577 --> 00:05:11,512 That's Your Cause, To Get People To Watch More Tv? 106 00:05:11,513 --> 00:05:15,216 Are You Not Listening? It's To Get Them To Read Less. 107 00:05:15,217 --> 00:05:18,686 I'll See You At The Walkathon Against Books. Ooh, Gotta Tell You Something. 108 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:20,521 We're Gonna Raise More Money Than You. 109 00:05:20,522 --> 00:05:22,690 - For What? - To Not Buy Books. 110 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:25,159 That Makes No Sense. 111 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,729 Guess All That Reading You're Doing Isn't Making You Any Smarter Now, Is It? 112 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:30,831 See Ya. 113 00:05:34,937 --> 00:05:37,939 I Mean, For Once, We're Here On Time, Ready To Rehearse... 114 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,607 - And The Girls Aren't. - Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:43,144 Can You Believe How Unprofessional And Immature They Are? 116 00:05:43,145 --> 00:05:46,480 I Know. 117 00:05:46,481 --> 00:05:49,350 Look At My Coconuts. 118 00:05:50,686 --> 00:05:52,820 Hey, What Are You Guys Waiting For? 119 00:05:52,821 --> 00:05:54,889 - Let's Rehearse. - What? Wait. 120 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,657 - - - Okay. 121 00:05:56,658 --> 00:05:58,659 Welcome To The Lovely Studios Of... 122 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,462 ?T× I Wanna Wanna Hula... ?T×... 123 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,067 - - - What?! 124 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:09,604 Can You Believe That Chad's Hosting A Walkathon Against Books? 125 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:11,872 And "tween Weekly" Tv Is Covering It Live. 126 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:13,574 What Are You Guys Waiting For? 127 00:06:13,575 --> 00:06:15,910 - Let's Rehearse. - ... 128 00:06:15,911 --> 00:06:19,447 Okay, Now That We're All Here, Welcome To The Lovely Studio Of... 129 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:22,016 ?T× Come On, I Wanna Hula ?T×... 130 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:24,085 ?T× But I Don't Wanna Hula ?T×... 131 00:06:24,086 --> 00:06:26,153 grady: ?T× Still, You Gotta Hula... ?T× - 132 00:06:26,154 --> 00:06:27,588 Hey! 133 00:06:27,589 --> 00:06:29,824 Can You Believe "tween Weekly" Tv Is Covering... 134 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:32,126 Chad's Ridiculous Walkathon? 135 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:35,162 I Know, Right? Which Means Less Publicity For My Walkathon. 136 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:39,233 More To The Point, No Publicity For My Jeans, And I Have Pants To Fill. 137 00:06:39,234 --> 00:06:40,735 I Have Minds To Fill. 138 00:06:40,736 --> 00:06:42,903 We Have Three Minutes Of Hula Sketch To Fill. 139 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:46,240 So Can You Please Focus? 140 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:50,211 All Right, Where Were We? 141 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:54,148 - - - ?T× Aloha! ?T×... 142 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,756 - Wait, I Have An Idea. - Does It Involve Me Selling Pants? 143 00:07:01,757 --> 00:07:03,557 It Does Indeed. It's Called... 144 00:07:03,558 --> 00:07:05,426 ?T× Come On, Let's Make Some Moolah ?T×... 145 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:07,762 ?T× Make Chad Look Like A Fool-ah. ?T×... 146 00:07:07,763 --> 00:07:10,965 Yes! 147 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:13,100 That Is So Not Cool-ah. 148 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,944 So Skinny, Too Skinny. 149 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:27,415 These Pants Are So... 150 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,550 Skinny. 151 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:38,025 Tawni's Pants Are Squishing My " Glutus Maximoolah." 152 00:07:39,761 --> 00:07:41,662 I Signed Up For A Walkathon, 153 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:45,866 Not To Have My Internal Organs Crushed By Tawni's Jeans. 154 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:50,004 I Want My Mommy J. 155 00:07:50,005 --> 00:07:53,040 This Is Impossible. 156 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:55,676 We Have To Make This Work. 157 00:07:55,677 --> 00:07:58,546 The Only Way That We Can Get Tawni To Walk With Us... 158 00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:01,816 Is If We Wear Her Jeans, Because All Of Her Fans Will See Her On Tv, 159 00:08:01,817 --> 00:08:03,984 Us Wearing Her Jeans, Which Will Sell Her More Jeans... 160 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:07,521 And Raise Money For Books And Less Money For No Books, Then Everyone Wins Except Chad! 161 00:08:08,857 --> 00:08:11,258 Hey, Now That I Got That Out, 162 00:08:11,259 --> 00:08:13,461 I Can Button My Pants. 163 00:08:13,462 --> 00:08:15,329 Well, Good For You... 164 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,965 Because I'm Never Getting These Things On. 165 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:20,167 - Me Either. - Yes, You Will. 166 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:22,470 Thanks To The Tawni Hart Butthorn. 167 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,508 Oh, Okay. 168 00:08:27,509 --> 00:08:30,945 Okay, I Think We Can Do This. Let's Go, Come On. 169 00:08:30,946 --> 00:08:33,581 All Right. - 170 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:35,449 Okay, One... 171 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:38,619 Two, Three! 172 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,122 Okay. 173 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:44,024 Right Cheek In. 174 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:47,928 Right Cheek In. Oh, Left Cheek Out. - Okay. 175 00:08:47,929 --> 00:08:49,497 okay Okay Okay Okay. 176 00:08:49,498 --> 00:08:52,099 Left Cheek In! 177 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,468 Now Remove The Butthorn And Zip Up. 178 00:08:54,469 --> 00:08:57,138 Oh, Okay. Whoa. 179 00:08:57,139 --> 00:08:59,807 Let Me Try And Get This Out. 180 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:08,249 Okay. 181 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,251 We're Gonna Need A Butthorn For The Butthorn... 182 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:13,087 'cause This Baby Ain't Coming Out. 183 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:17,391 Yeah, About Your Butthorn, You May Want To Rethink The Placement Of Your Face. 184 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:26,634 Trust Me, You Guys. These Wedgies Are For A Good Cause. 185 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:30,871 Speaking Of Someone Who's Received Dozens Of Them, 186 00:09:30,872 --> 00:09:33,707 I Can Say No Good Has Ever Come From A Wedgie. 187 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:37,144 Get Over Yourselves. You've Never Looked Better. 188 00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:40,181 Now Come On, Let's Runway To The Yogurt Machine. 189 00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:43,617 - - - Hold Up. 190 00:09:43,618 --> 00:09:47,254 I Have To De-wedge And Redistribute. 191 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:48,956 Me Too. 192 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:51,926 Wait A Minute. That's Our Pose. 193 00:09:57,899 --> 00:10:00,634 How's This Possible? The "randoms" Look Hot. 194 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,673 What's Going On Here? 195 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:08,142 Why Do You Guys Look Good Enough For Me To Even Look At You? 196 00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:11,612 We're Wearing Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans... 197 00:10:11,613 --> 00:10:14,715 To Our Walkathon For Books. 198 00:10:14,716 --> 00:10:16,383 If Those Jeans Can Make You Guys Look Good, 199 00:10:16,384 --> 00:10:18,752 It Can Make Us Look Even Better At Our Walkathon Against Books. 200 00:10:18,753 --> 00:10:20,187 One Pair For Each Of Us. How Much? 201 00:10:20,188 --> 00:10:22,389 - $100. - A Pair? 202 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,992 - A Leg. $200. - Tawni, You Can't Let Them 203 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:26,994 Wear Your Jeans For Evil. 204 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:31,031 Fine. I'll Donate $10 A Pair To "for Books." 205 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:32,666 - $30. - $20. 206 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,401 - Done. - That'll Be $220 A Pair. 207 00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:35,669 Done. 208 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:38,906 Ooh! I'm Tingling. 209 00:10:38,907 --> 00:10:41,242 My Legs Are Almost Numb With Excitement... 210 00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,377 And Soon To Be Money. 211 00:10:45,046 --> 00:10:47,181 We're Gonna Look Hotter Than You At The Walkathon. 212 00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:49,450 Giving Back Is What's Hot. 213 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:52,353 That's What People Who Don't Look Hot Say. 214 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:59,293 Come On, Tawni, We're Late. 215 00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:01,996 Nico And Grady Have Already Left For The Walkathon. Let's Move. 216 00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:03,931 - I Can't. - Or You Won't. 217 00:11:03,932 --> 00:11:05,966 - I Really Can't. - Give Me A Break. 218 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:08,335 I Knew You Would Try To Get Out Of This Walkathon. 219 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:10,738 - Come On, Let's Go. - Ah! 220 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,342 I Can't Feel My Legs. 221 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,011 Can You Feel 'em Now? 222 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:19,713 No, But Thankfully, 223 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:22,917 - I Can Still Move My Arms. - Ow! 224 00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:25,352 This Is A New Low, Even For You. 225 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:27,555 But You're Going Even If I Have To Drag You. 226 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,457 Even After We Stuffed Ourselves Into Those Jeans For You... 227 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,760 You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself. 228 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:37,965 Which One Of You Can't Move Your Legs? - Me. 229 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,433 Are You Kidding Me? 230 00:11:39,434 --> 00:11:42,469 You Called The Paramedics To Get Out Of This? 231 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:45,906 Oh, Look, Now They're Lifting You Up. 232 00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:50,277 Now You're On A Gurney. Now They're Rolling You Out Of The Dressing Room. 233 00:11:50,278 --> 00:11:51,879 Bravo! 234 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,615 At Least You Can Commit To Something. 235 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:56,550 Wait A Minute. 236 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:59,954 Tawni Can't Commit To Anything. Oh, My Gosh, She's Not Faking. 237 00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:02,122 Tawni! 238 00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:12,858 I Promise You're Going To Be Okay. 239 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:15,661 Tawni, I'm So Sorry I Didn't Believe You. 240 00:12:15,662 --> 00:12:19,064 And You Thought I Was Just Being Selfish. You Thought I Was-- 241 00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:22,301 My Jeans Are On Tv. 242 00:12:22,302 --> 00:12:24,770 - Books Books! - No Books, No Books! 243 00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:26,705 - Read Read! - Watch Watch! 244 00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:30,109 It's A Bright Sunny Day And Young Hollywood... 245 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,978 Is Giving Back And Taking Away, 246 00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:35,681 But They All Look Fantastic. 247 00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:37,683 Tell Us Why, Tell Us Why. 248 00:12:37,684 --> 00:12:41,553 They're All Wearing Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans. 249 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:45,491 Sonny, Your Legs Work. Will You Jump And Down For Me? 250 00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:47,760 Whoo! 251 00:12:47,761 --> 00:12:49,895 I Have Your Diagnosis, Miss Hart, 252 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:53,032 And It's Nothing To Dance About. 253 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:56,402 - What Is It, Doctor? - You Have S.P.S. 254 00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,737 - S.P.S.? - Not S.P.S.! 255 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,339 I'm Afraid We're Gonna Have To Cut Them Off. 256 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,042 - My Legs? - Your Pants. 257 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,244 No, Not My Pants. 258 00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:08,113 Miss Hart, S.P.S. Is Skinny Pants Syndrome. 259 00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:12,217 Your Extreme Skinny Jeans Are Constricting The Flow Of Blood To Your Legs, 260 00:13:12,218 --> 00:13:15,254 Causing Severe Numbness And Inhibiting Your Ability To Walk. 261 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:18,724 Sorry. Your Pants Did This To You? 262 00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:21,527 Miss Munroe, This Is A Very Serious Condition. 263 00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:24,696 Yeah. Yes, Doctor. 264 00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:26,865 I'm Sure That Everything Is Funny To You Comedians. 265 00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:30,302 But Let Me Tell You There Is No Such Thing As A Funny Bone. 266 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:33,405 See, I Think They Get That Name 'cause It's Called The Humerus. 267 00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:35,307 Are You Trying To Tell Me How To Do My Job? 268 00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:37,776 Do I Go Onto Your Show And Try To Make People Laugh? 269 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,178 Because I Cod. 270 00:13:39,179 --> 00:13:41,847 Sorry, Doctor. 271 00:13:41,848 --> 00:13:44,349 Please, Let's Focus On What's Important Here. 272 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,185 The Television! 273 00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,454 You Shallow Show People! 274 00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:52,524 No, The Walkathons-- They're All Wearing Tawni's Extreme Skinny Jeans. 275 00:13:52,525 --> 00:13:54,726 - Books Books! - No Books, No Books! 276 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:58,764 Books Boo-- 277 00:13:59,732 --> 00:14:01,934 Chad, Can I Get A Comment? 278 00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:05,304 We Win, Sucke-- Agggghhh! 279 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:08,941 Oh, No, "mackenzie Falls" Is Down! 280 00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:11,577 What Is Happening? 281 00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:13,946 S.P.S. Is Happening. 282 00:14:13,947 --> 00:14:16,315 - - - Incoming! 283 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,383 Get The Victims In Here, Stat! 284 00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,619 Then Get Their Pants Off, Stat! 285 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,422 Help Me, Doc. You Gotta Help Me, Please. 286 00:14:23,423 --> 00:14:26,258 We Will, Son. We Will. Find Some Room For Him. 287 00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:29,061 Will Someone Please Find Him Some Room? 288 00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:31,130 We Got Another Medevac Coming In. 289 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:38,270 Oh, I'm Just One Man! 290 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:40,973 Hurry Up, Doc, And Cut Me. 291 00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,641 But If You Can't Save Me, 292 00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,843 Can I At Least Call You Dad And You'll Say You Love Me? 293 00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,479 dad, What Are You Doing? I'm The Only Important One Here. 294 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,548 Come On! 295 00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:53,352 - - - ... 296 00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:59,858 Sonny, Sonny, Come Here. 297 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:03,862 - What, Chad? - I Need To Tell You Something 298 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:07,332 In Case I Don't Make It. I Love-- - Yes? 299 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,002 I Deeply Love That More Kids Are Reading Less Books... 300 00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,837 'cause Of Chad Dylan Cooper. 301 00:15:11,838 --> 00:15:14,139 Oh, No. 302 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:16,441 I Think You're Coming Down With P.F.S. Too. 303 00:15:16,442 --> 00:15:18,877 - What's That? - Pillow In The Face Syndrome. 304 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,846 Whoa, Hey! 305 00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:24,516 - Miss Munroe. - Just Fluffing, Doc. 306 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:27,853 How's Tawni? 307 00:15:27,854 --> 00:15:29,555 Your Friend's Case Is Very Severe. 308 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:32,224 It's Imperative That You Keep Her Away From Those Jeans. 309 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,759 I'll Do My Best. 310 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,561 I've Written Her A Prescription. 311 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,030 A Prescription? 312 00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:41,266 Seriously? 313 00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,768 Sorry, Doc. 314 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,504 Yeah, I Promise I'll Take Care Of Tawni. 315 00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,406 Yeah. 316 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,541 Hey, My Legs Feel Tingly. 317 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:51,710 Uh-oh. Ugh... 318 00:15:53,546 --> 00:15:56,148 Is It Funny Now, Miss Munroe? 319 00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:02,588 Come On, Tawni, The Doctor Said You Have To Take Your Medicine. 320 00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,156 i Don't Want To. 321 00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:06,425 It's For Your Health. 322 00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:14,800 I Look Horrendous In My Medicine. 323 00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,802 Why Don't You Have To Wear It? 324 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:19,304 Because I Only Had A Mild Case. 325 00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:21,173 Thank You, Mommy Jeans. 326 00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:24,343 Look, Let's Go Outside For A Walk And Get You Some Fresh Air. 327 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:27,045 Come On. - 328 00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:28,480 Do You Hear Something? 329 00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:30,882 No, Come On. 330 00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:33,585 - - - There It Is Again. 331 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:37,122 That's Just Grady Sanding His Coconuts. 332 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,424 ... 333 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:42,394 Hey, Sonny, Just Came To See How Tawni Was Doing. 334 00:16:42,395 --> 00:16:46,498 Hey, Nice Pants. Are You Guys Working On A Clown Sketch? 335 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:56,642 You Guys, She's Really Sensitive. Those Are Her Medicine Pants. 336 00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:59,177 Oh! 337 00:16:59,178 --> 00:17:00,846 Yeah! Just Go. 338 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:03,282 - - - Just Go. 339 00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:09,788 - Tawni. No! - ... 340 00:17:09,789 --> 00:17:12,424 No Skinny Jeans. 341 00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:15,394 My Legs Are Perfectly Fine. 342 00:17:15,395 --> 00:17:17,095 Really? 343 00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:21,466 Well, Then I Guess You Wouldn't Mind If I Did This. 344 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,838 Now Go Put Your Medicine Back On. 345 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,273 Never. 346 00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:31,076 I'd Rather Crawl Hot Than Walk Ugly. 347 00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:35,347 Listen, If You Don't Wanna Help Yourself, Then Think Of Your Fans. 348 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:37,683 - You're Their Role Model. - Whh Is Why 349 00:17:37,684 --> 00:17:40,485 They'll Never See Me In Those Clown Pants. 350 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,354 Fine, I Give Up. 351 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,923 I'm Done With You And Your Jeans. 352 00:17:44,924 --> 00:17:46,925 So Go Ahead And Wear Your Poison Pants. 353 00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:48,927 They're As Skinny As Your Heart. 354 00:17:48,928 --> 00:17:50,996 Can't Even Stand To Look At You. 355 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,768 But I Have To Get Ready For The Show. So Just Look Away. 356 00:17:58,071 --> 00:17:59,538 Ooh! 357 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,676 give It Up For Sonny Munroe! 358 00:18:04,677 --> 00:18:06,611 and Make Some Noise... 359 00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:09,948 for The Dazzling Tawni Hart! 360 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,251 and There They Are, The Cast Of "so Random!"... 361 00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:14,920 What, No Standing Ovation? 362 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,488 I Always Get A Standing Ovation. 363 00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:17,989 Why Aren't My Fans Standing? 364 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:20,726 Because They Can't. 365 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:26,331 They've All Got Skinny Pants Syndrome. 366 00:18:26,332 --> 00:18:28,867 I Did That To Me? 367 00:18:28,868 --> 00:18:32,771 Yes, You Did Because You Couldn't Stay Out Of Your Skinny Jeans, 368 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:35,173 And Now They're All Clapping In Their Seats. 369 00:18:35,174 --> 00:18:36,875 You Happy? 370 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:41,146 No, Sonny, I'm Not. 371 00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,848 You Were Right. 372 00:18:42,849 --> 00:18:47,052 My Fans Are Suffering And It Doesn't Feel Good. 373 00:18:47,053 --> 00:18:49,588 I Wanna Help Like You Do. 374 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:52,991 I Want A Heart As Fat As Yours. 375 00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:56,094 Oh, Tawni, Hearing You Say That... 376 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:59,431 Makes My Fat Heart Swell. 377 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,300 If You Can Get Thousands Of People To Follow You Into Paralysis, 378 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,569 Imagine What You Can Do For The Libraries, 379 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,505 The Whales, The Planet. 380 00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:10,075 I'm Thinking Bigger, Much Much Bigger. 381 00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:15,514 ?T× One Day We Will ?T×... 382 00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:17,215 ?T× Walk Hand In Hand ?T×... 383 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:20,385 ?T× Every Boy And Girl From Every Land ?T×... 384 00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:22,687 ?T× From The Mountains ?T×... 385 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:25,757 ?T× To The Beach ?T×... 386 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,927 ?T× And That Day ?T×... 387 00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:31,496 ?T× That Day ?T×... 388 00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:35,100 ?T× Is Almost In Our Reach ?T×... 389 00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:38,336 ?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T×... 390 00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:41,339 ?T× If They Are Skinny ?T×... 391 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,141 ?T× Stop S.P.S. ?T×... 392 00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:45,544 ?T× Change The Way You Dress ?T×... 393 00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:48,246 ?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie ?T×... 394 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:51,450 ?T× When You Hear Fashion Calling ?T×... 395 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,486 ?T× Think Of Those Before Who've Fallen ?T×... 396 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,855 ?T× And Join Our ?T×... 397 00:19:56,856 --> 00:20:00,959 ?T× Big Pants Family... ?T×... 398 00:20:02,762 --> 00:20:05,597 S.P.S., Skinny Pants Syndrome, 399 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:09,100 Has Given Me A Chance To Make A Difference In This World. 400 00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:11,403 Join Our Fight, And Together... 401 00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:14,239 We Can Conquer Skinny Pants Syndrome. 402 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,576 ?T× And That Day ?T×... 403 00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:19,711 ?T× That Day ?T×... 404 00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:24,382 ?T× Is Almost In Our Reach ?T×... 405 00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:28,053 - ?T× Don't Wear The Pants... ?T× - Don't Wear Those Pants! 406 00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:31,556 - ?T× If They Are Skinny... ?T× - Oh, They're So Skinny! 407 00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:34,793 ?T× Stop S.P.S., Change The Way You Dress... ?T× - Ow! 408 00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:37,362 ?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie... ?T×... 409 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:38,864 You Know They're Not Innie! 410 00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:41,399 ?T× It's Time To Stop The Hate ?T×... 411 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,069 ?T× Let Your Blood Circulate ?T×... 412 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,171 ?T× Big Pants Slide On ?T×... 413 00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:50,175 - ?T× So Easily ?T× - ?T× Slide On So Easily ?T× 414 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:56,147 - ?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T× - ?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T× 415 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:59,684 - ?T× If They Are Skinny ?T× - ?T× If They Are Skinny ?T× 416 00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:03,288 ?T× Stop S.P.S., Change The Way You Dress ?T×... 417 00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:06,424 - ?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie ?T× - ?T× No Longer Innie ?T× 418 00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,760 ?T× It's Time To Stop The Hate ?T×... 419 00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:12,430 ?T× Let Your Blood Circulate... ?T× - Let Your Blood Circulate! 420 00:21:12,431 --> 00:21:14,766 ?T× Big Pants Slide On ?T×... 421 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:18,169 ?T× So Easily. ?T×... 422 00:21:28,811 --> 00:21:31,413 Give It To Me Straight, Doc. I Can Take It. 423 00:21:31,414 --> 00:21:34,816 - You Have L.B.S. - Leading Boy Syndrome? 424 00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:36,785 No, Lack Of Books Syndrome. 425 00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:38,887 Also Known As Lazy Butt Syndrome. 426 00:21:38,888 --> 00:21:41,623 And L.B.S Is Also The Abbreviation Of Pounds, 427 00:21:41,624 --> 00:21:43,558 Which Is What You're Going To Gain... 428 00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:45,627 If You Don't Stop Watching Yourself On Tv. - No, Doc! 429 00:21:45,628 --> 00:21:48,163 Can't You Just Cut My Pants Off, You Know How You Do? 430 00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:52,133 I Want You To Read Two Books And Call Me In The Morning, Mr. Cooper. 431 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:55,036 Actually, That's Dylan Cooper. 432 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,571 Not Anymore. 433 00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:58,540 I Removed Your Dylan While You Were Under. 434 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,742 No! What Did You Do With It? 435 00:22:00,743 --> 00:22:02,911 Gave It To Someone Who Wouldn't Waste It. 436 00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:08,550 Good Afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell. Just Got My Dylan. 437 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,186 Been Waiting For Two Years. 438 00:22:11,187 --> 00:22:16,491 No! Why? 439 00:22:19,295 --> 00:22:21,105 Must've Fallen Asleep Reading. 440 00:22:21,105 --> 00:22:23,605 Sync By YesCool www.addic7ed.com 441 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,479 www.tvsubtitles.net