Let's see...
The bread mold.
Bread mold.
Furry.
Mushy.
Next: the fish mold.
Fish mold.
Spongy.
Stinky.
I am so upset!
You won't believe who I got partnered with...
...for the Big Showcase!
who?
andrew harris,
A tenth grader.
what's the big showcase?
it's a performance
They put on at her school
Every year where...
they invite agents
And directors and producers
And other super-powerful people
In show business
And it's extremely
Important to me
Which is why I am very upset
And good bye.
hey.
He and I have a science project
Due tomorrow.
I have to turn in my mold bush.
no.
Andrew is coming over
And you gotta help us
Figure out what we're gonna do
In the big showcase.
I definitely wanna sing.
How was that?
loud?
awesome.
uch, he's here.
thanks.
tori, that's andrew.
andre.
hey.
you go to hollywood arts,
Too?
oh, no.
I'm not a performer.
Just my sister.
yep.
I got the talent,
And she got the strong teeth.
You know, she's never had
One cavity?
I try not to brag about it.
oh, nice piano.
oh my god, you're fantastic.
he's okay.
fish mold.
no, grandma, listen,
There's no way you can drown
At my school.
You not gonna fall in a toilet.
Look, I gotta... I gotta...
I'll call you later.
your grandmother's coming
To the big showcase?
yeah.
It's gonna be the first time
She's left the house
In six years.
why?
'cause the woman's afraid
Of everything: People,
Umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis,
Breakfast foods...
so if she saw a rabbi
In a bikini eating pancakes...
the woman would burst
Into flames.
you guys, come on.
back to rehearsal.
let's go.
so? What do you think?
Fabulous, right?
you really need to wear that,
Just to rehearse?
a performer needs to feel
The part to be the part.
I thought we talked about you
Not tapping my nose anymore.
okay, we got
The comedy stuff down,
So let's start with my song.
and by "your song"
I'm guessin' you mean
That song I wrote?
no one cares
Who wrote the song.
Now... Go!
Slower!
♪ You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in actions. ♪
♪ you never gonna fade you... ♪ - Trina...
- What?!
I... I think Andre was right.
You should let him play the song at a faster tempo.
- You know-- - No, it has to be a power ballad.
So all the important people
can hear my range and vocal clarity.
- But... I... - No... you just take it from "when I make it shine."
♪ when I make it shine ♪
well?
do you have any aspirin?
oh, hi.
You're andre's grandmother?
I don't know you.
excuse me,
You're trina's parents?
yes.
why?
please come with me.
Ma tong!
Just... just keep your mouth open.
I can'd keep ma mouth open.
there she is.
trina.
what happened?
oh my god, it's huge.
are you the school nurse?
Yeah. Does anybody know
How this happened?
the chinese herb gargle.
wait,
What are you talking about?
uh, she found some website
That shows you
How to make a special chinese
Herb gargle that's supposed
To help you sing better.
well, she must have had
An allergic reaction to it.
will she be okay?
well, her tongue
Is obviously engorged and...
Oh, it's throbbing erratically.
throbbing erratically?
any way she'll be able
To perform today?
of course not.
stop talking.
Your tongue could burst!
I'm sorry, sweetie.
next year.
I'm gonna take her over there
And massage her tongue.
massage ma tong?
I guess my grandma came here
For nothin'.
wait.
Does anyone else
Know trina's part?
her sister does.
me sister? No, no, no, no.
I just helped them rehearse.
I'm not even a student here.
I couldn't go onstage...
you know this whole thing
Inside and out...the song,
The choreography...
You can do this. Come on.
she said she'll do it.
no.
No, I did not say I would do it.
whoa, whoa.
She cannot go on stage
Wearing that.
excuse me.
go get her
Something cool to wear.
I am not going, okay?
bring her.
no. Wait.
What are you doing? No. No.
Let go of me.
What, what,
Where are you going?
Like. Stop. Let go. Okay.
It's okay. It's all right.
Shut up and...
- Stop, stop... - Isn't this kidnapping?
Let go. My dad is a cop!
Get her behind the screen and get her dressed. Come on, come on, come on.
Just the girls.
- Here, where is she? - Back there. Put in on her.
- Head-set. - Put this on her head.
That's not my head!
Hey Andre! Andre!
let go of me.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
Please, let go of me.
I said let go of me, please.
No, no, please.
♪ here I am, once again ♪
♪ feelin' lost ♪
♪ but now and then ♪
♪ I breathe it in ♪
♪ to let it go ♪
♪ and you don't know ♪
♪ where you are now ♪
♪ or what it will come to ♪
♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
♪ when you figure out how ♪
♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
♪ you disappear ♪
♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
♪ to put your dream in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
♪ you'll be ♪
♪ the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know ♪
♪ that if you live ♪
♪ in your imagination ♪
♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
♪ everybody's fascination ♪
♪ in my victory ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when I make it shine ♪
♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
♪ to put your dream in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
♪ you'll be ♪
♪ the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know ♪
♪ that if you live ♪
♪ in your imagination ♪
♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
♪ everybody's fascination ♪
♪ in my victory ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when I make it shine ♪
oh my god, sweetie.
that was incredible.
what?
you are really Trina's sister?
Excuse me.
who are you?
I'm tori vega. Who are you?
this is mr. Eikner,
Our principal.
you don't go to school here?
no, I just...
do you want to?
me?
well, should I?
yes.
but the kids who go here
Are all like crazy talented.
yeah, so are you.
but what if I'm not
Good enough?
hey.
hey, andre.
this girl doesn't know
If she's good enough
To go to school here.
What do you people think?
Okay?
okay.
see, it's just a high school.
this is not just
A high school.
These kids are all artsy
And creative and talented,
And I'm just normal.
it's okay,
There's nothing wrong
With being average.
Anyway, you're not alone.
I got your back.
okay. So...
trina!
Eric paulson
Got his hair straightened!
shut up!
Oh my god...
I'm alone.
hey, ummm, can you tell me...
oh my god,
You're tori, right?
you were so awesome
In the big showcase.
aw, thanks.
my name's cat.
like the animal?
what's that supposed to mean?
nothing, I love cats.
me too, they're so cute.
hey, um...
oh, hi. Hey. Hello.
female?
yes.
can you tell me where
Mr. Sikowitz's classroom is?
Okay, if you head due north for about 30 paces...
Paces? Man, the girl is not a pirate.
this is not of your business.
Sikowitz's, down the hall, swing a left
At the water fountain,
Second door on your right.
thank you.
whatever it takes, cupcake.
oh, hey.
oh my gosh.
ah, it's cool...
no, I spilled coffee on your... here...
I think it's coming out.
- You're sweet, but... - it's almost done.
...you might be making
It worse, actually.
dude, why you rubbing
My boyfriend?
I just...
I spilled coffee on...
get away from him.
relax.
oh my god,
There's a huge fire!
Kidding, kidding.
Just wanted to get
Your blood pumping,
Which I did. Ha!
All right!
Now, let's get started...
Rumps in chairs.
he's our teacher?
okay, first,
I'd like to introduce
Our new student, tori.
And I'd like to thank tori
For her generous gift of $2
Which she handed me
Outside this morning.
Not necessary,
But much appreciated.
why'd you give him $2?
I thought he was homeless.
now today we're going
To continue our study
In group improv.
Tori, I assume
You're familiar with improv?
Eh... well... yes, I... no...
what does that mean?
no.
okay, crash course.
Improv, acting without a script,
Which means the actors
Must make up
Their own actions and dialogue
As they perform the scene.
Understood?
Excellent.
Jade, you will captain
The first group of the day.
Choose your actors.
cat, eli, beck, and tori.
okay, let's give 'em a place.
home.
oh, real creative.
you be quiet.
and now we need a situation.
big news.
andre, nobody wants to see
Big nudes.
news.
ah, well that's different.
Big news.
ah, why don't you go wait
In the hall?
uh, okay.
okay.
At home, big news...
And action.
hey, babe,
How was work today?
ah, I got fired.
again?
our daddy is a loser.
it's okay.
I have great news
That'll cheer up
This whole family.
what is it? Tell us!
I went to the animal shelter
And got us... A dog.
uh, yep.
I'm the new family dog.
Woof.
sikowitz, will you please
Tell this amateur
That dogs can't talk,
And that they don't walk
On two legs?
Sikowitz!!
oh, I'm sorry,
I was sucking the milk
Out of this coconut.
But it's true, tori,
If you're going to play a dog,
Be a dog.
woof.
and action.
uh, I went
To the animal shelter
And got us a dog.
awesome.
can the dog sleep in our room?
No, honey, it can't.
uh-oh, looks like this dog
Has bugs in her fur.
uhhh, woof?
gross.
aw, it's okay.
I read on the internet
That coffee works great
For getting rid of fur bugs.
maybe you shouldn't,
jade.
what's the prob, dog?
hey, whatcha doin'?
calling my mom
To tell her I wanna go back
To my old school.
why?
'cause I don't like
Having black coffee in my hair.
then I'll get you
Some cream and sugar.
Everything will be chill.
hey, mom, I need you to...
uh-um. No.
gimme back my mom!
you're gonna quit this school
On your first day,
Just because of one mean girl?
it's not just her!
It's just... I don't fit in here
With... all this.
c'mon, this place
Isn't that different
From other schools.
oh yeah, like regular schools
Have improv classes
With barefoot teachers
And nerds with puppets
And bipolar cats and mean girls
Who make you bark like a dog?
uh, you guys...
sikowitz wants you both
Back in class.
he asked me to tell them!
see, this doesn't happen
At my old school.
will you guys be cool?
him? Be cool?
you're a demon!
you guys,
Sikowitz really wants everybody
Back in class.
and you really wanted a date
To the prom last year,
But you didn't get one, did ya?
what's that supposed to mean?
rex.
tell your puppet
To quit being mean to me!
don't call him a puppet!
That's an offensive term!
yeah, this school's
Pretty normal.
just please go back to class
And tell sikowitz
We'll be there in a minute?
you better hurry.
yeah.
I was gonna say yeah!
just keep it to yourself,
I don't want to hear it.
Honestly, will it kill you to give me one ounce of respect?
okay.
This school's not normal.
really?
you're not normal either.
I've seen what you can do
On stage.
You're special.
You're fantastic.
You belong at this school.
Normal's boring.
it's true.
that normal's boring?
no, that no one asked me
To the prom.
you know,
You're actually not terrible.
You're really gonna quit
Hollywood arts?
what do you think
I should do?
I think you should come back.
why?
so I won't be known at school
As the girl
With the lame little sister
Who quit on her first day.
and I think
You were really good in
The big showcase.
thanks, treen.
but I woulda been amazing.
Good morning, young performers.
Why'd you crawl in the window?
Because, being a good performer...
is about making interesting choices.
that explains his pants.
tori. You're back.
Have you ever thought
About coming in
Through the window?
no.
think about it.
Now, sit, sit.
Okay, today,
We're going to do
Some alphabetical improv.
"what is alphabetical improv,"
You ask?
So I answer.
It's when we give a letter
To the first actor
Who speaks in the scene.
If we used the letter "a"
As an example,
Then the actor must make
His first word
Start with the letter "a"
Which might go something like...
apples are falling out
Of my butt.
lovely.
Now the next actor who speaks
Must start his line
With the next letter
In the alphabet,
In this case, b,
So he might say...
bring those apples,
So that we may all enjoy
The fresh fruit
From beck's butt.
charming.
Now who wants to lead
The first group?
I do.
All right, tori.
Choose your actors.
okay.
Andre, cat, beck and jade.
Yeah, you.
jade, kiss your boyfriend
On your own time.
oh, I will.
okay, if you start your line
With the wrong letter...
...You're out.
Robbie, give us a letter.
p.
awww, I was going to say p.
okay, the scene can be
About anything you want.
The first letter
Of the first line is p.
Tori, action.
please go take a shower.
quit telling me what to do.
relax girls,
Let's all try to get along.
totally.
cat, your line
Had to start with an s.
Salami.
It's too late, Cat.
aw, my life's the worst! It's too late, Cat.
aw, my life's the worst!
here's a piece of candy.
yay, I love candy!
all right, andre,
Letter s to you.
uh, somethin'
Just bit my toe.
turtle.
That turtle just bit his toe.
unbelievable
That you're even here.
very immature of you
To say that.
c'mon andre, w.
what if the turtle bite
Broke my toe-bone?
x-rays are the only way
To find out.
you should shut up.
zap!
I just healed your toe
With my magic finger.
thanks!
Andre, your line had to start
With an "a."
Sit down.
aw, and I just got
My toe-bone fixed.
tori, letter "a" to you.
aliens are the only people
Who can heal toes
By finger-zapping.
by the way...
correct, I am an alien.
oh, a twist.
don't hurt me, please.
even though
She's extremely annoying.
fainting,
Because I can't breathe
Your earth's air.
gosh, it fainted!
excellent!
Tori and jade, keep going!
The next letter's h!
hey, why don't you go
Jump off that cliff over there?
I think you should.
just where did you come from?
kangaroos.
lousy animals,
Kangaroos.
They're awkward and dirty.
maybe they learned from you.
ooh.
no one talks to me like that.
obviously someone should.
please run in front of a bus.
quite obnoxious of you
To say.
really?
sure was.
thanks.
up your nose, I see boogers.
very clever.
wish you'd thought of it?
x marks the spot
I'd like to punch.
your finger smells weird.
zero is what you are
On a scale from 1 to 10.
and back to the letter "a."
as if I care what you think.
better watch yourself.
can't take it?
don't push me.
eat your pants!
you eat your pants! Wait!
sorry jade,
The next letter was...
f! I know!
Hey, the alien's moving. f! I know!
Hey, the alien's moving.
keep the scene going.
Letter g!
get up, alien.
head... feels dizzy.
I know what'll make you
Feel better.
jumping jacks?
kiss me.
little weird, let's do it.
man, I love this school.
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