1 00:00:01,588 --> 00:00:03,318 - Hey, I got you one. - Hey. 2 00:00:04,098 --> 00:00:06,333 Thank you. I was gonna grab some chips, you want some? 3 00:00:06,493 --> 00:00:09,218 No, thanks. We're still having lunch today, right? 4 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:10,515 I guess. 5 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:15,958 How dare you? 6 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,192 Hey, Toby? 7 00:00:31,752 --> 00:00:32,752 What's this? 8 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:36,805 I just wanna remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA, 9 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,418 - or public displays of affection. - Yes... 10 00:00:39,658 --> 00:00:41,406 Some people in the office have complained. 11 00:00:41,566 --> 00:00:44,814 - Oh, really. - About other people engaging in PDA. 12 00:00:44,993 --> 00:00:47,967 And you know, just wanted to remind them it's not appropriate to do that. 13 00:00:48,442 --> 00:00:50,262 Is this about me and Jan in my office? 14 00:00:50,422 --> 00:00:52,551 Because I'll have you know that that was consensual. 15 00:00:52,711 --> 00:00:55,813 What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. 16 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,103 I don't think anyone heard anything. 17 00:00:58,734 --> 00:00:59,807 We're very discreet. 18 00:01:00,112 --> 00:01:02,562 And most people had left by that point. 19 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,775 So I don't think it's any of your business. 20 00:01:04,935 --> 00:01:08,031 What I think you should do, is roll up the memo real tight... 21 00:01:08,525 --> 00:01:10,699 Okay, look, the memo was not out you. 22 00:01:10,859 --> 00:01:14,388 For the record, I've never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity. 23 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,441 All right, everyone, look. 24 00:01:17,013 --> 00:01:19,249 All right, the complaint was about Jim and Pam... 25 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:24,011 - No way. - What? 26 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,798 You guys are together? 27 00:01:29,643 --> 00:01:30,643 Yep. 28 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,198 Yes, we are. 29 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:35,442 - Tuna! - Awesome! 30 00:01:35,602 --> 00:01:36,725 I knew it! 31 00:01:37,526 --> 00:01:38,587 To the two of you. 32 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:43,032 Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us? 33 00:01:44,394 --> 00:01:45,942 - Yes. - Okay. 34 00:01:46,102 --> 00:01:47,860 Mind is exploding. 35 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,577 Get over here. Come on. 36 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,130 Come here. 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,118 Okay, stand up. 38 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:56,943 Here we go. 39 00:01:58,722 --> 00:02:02,501 Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. 40 00:02:03,376 --> 00:02:04,456 Because today... 41 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:05,924 is the day... 42 00:02:06,364 --> 00:02:07,746 that Jim and Pam... 43 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,077 - become one. - Actually, we're dating for 2 months. 44 00:02:11,237 --> 00:02:14,346 I love you guys so much. 45 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:22,196 - Phone's ringing. - No, no. Pam, let'em ring. 46 00:02:22,908 --> 00:02:27,234 Let the bells of Dunder-Mifflin chime out your love. 47 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,723 Because... 48 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,179 this is really good. This is really good. 49 00:02:32,815 --> 00:02:35,397 My heart soars... 50 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,744 with the eagle's nest. 51 00:02:38,222 --> 00:02:41,089 I don't see it. I think they both could do better. 52 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,358 It's not a surprise to me. 53 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,930 Pam is the office mattress. 54 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,670 Jim Halpert's off the market. 55 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:51,266 Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office? 56 00:02:57,362 --> 00:02:57,461 T 57 00:02:57,462 --> 00:02:57,561 Tr 58 00:02:57,562 --> 00:02:57,661 Tra 59 00:02:57,662 --> 00:02:57,761 Tran 60 00:02:57,762 --> 00:02:57,861 Trans 61 00:02:57,862 --> 00:02:57,961 Transc 62 00:02:57,962 --> 00:02:58,061 Transcr 63 00:02:58,062 --> 00:02:58,161 Transcri 64 00:02:58,162 --> 00:02:58,261 Transcrip 65 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:58,361 Transcript 66 00:02:58,362 --> 00:02:58,461 Transcript 67 00:02:58,462 --> 00:02:58,561 Transcript : 68 00:02:58,562 --> 00:02:58,661 Transcript : 69 00:02:58,662 --> 00:02:58,761 Transcript : S 70 00:02:58,762 --> 00:02:58,861 Transcript : Sw 71 00:02:58,862 --> 00:02:58,961 Transcript : SwS 72 00:02:58,962 --> 00:02:59,061 Transcript : SwSu 73 00:02:59,062 --> 00:02:59,361 Transcript : SwSub 74 00:02:59,362 --> 00:02:59,461 Transcript : SwSub S 75 00:02:59,462 --> 00:02:59,561 Transcript : SwSub Sy 76 00:02:59,562 --> 00:02:59,661 Transcript : SwSub Syn 77 00:02:59,662 --> 00:02:59,761 Transcript : SwSub Sync 78 00:02:59,762 --> 00:02:59,861 Transcript : SwSub Synch 79 00:02:59,862 --> 00:02:59,961 Transcript : SwSub Synchr 80 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:00,061 Transcript : SwSub Synchro 81 00:03:00,062 --> 00:03:00,161 Transcript : SwSub Synchro 82 00:03:00,162 --> 00:03:00,261 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : 83 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:00,361 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : 84 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:00,461 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : D 85 00:03:00,462 --> 00:03:00,561 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : Da 86 00:03:00,562 --> 00:03:00,661 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : Dar 87 00:03:00,662 --> 00:03:00,761 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : DarK 88 00:03:00,762 --> 00:03:00,861 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : DarKs 89 00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:03,862 Transcript : SwSub Synchro : DarKsh 90 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,460 Episode 4x02 "DUNDER-MIFFLIN INFINITY" 91 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:27,697 Can you make that straighter? 92 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:29,721 That's what she said. 93 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,507 Did you plan that? 94 00:03:32,322 --> 00:03:33,130 No. 95 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,051 "Can you make that straighter?" 96 00:03:36,211 --> 00:03:37,348 "That job looks hard." 97 00:03:38,113 --> 00:03:40,039 "You should put your mouth on that." 98 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,660 How can you even use that one naturally? 99 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:44,436 Blowing up balloons, I thought. 100 00:03:44,848 --> 00:03:46,565 You might wanna trim it a little? 101 00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:49,233 - Michael. - Oh, is Ryan coming back today? 102 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,454 Yeah, he is. 103 00:03:54,893 --> 00:03:57,311 Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. 104 00:03:58,101 --> 00:04:01,373 Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream. 105 00:04:04,496 --> 00:04:05,633 What do you want? 106 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:07,671 To give you this. 107 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:11,912 - What is that? - It's a ferel barn cat. 108 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,917 I trapped him and I'm giving him to you 109 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:16,078 as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed. 110 00:04:16,238 --> 00:04:18,137 Her name was Sprinkles. 111 00:04:18,412 --> 00:04:21,459 And his name is Garbage. 112 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:24,438 Most calls him Garbage 'cause he likes to eat garbage. 113 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,700 Don't you, Garbage? 114 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,588 I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles, 115 00:04:29,748 --> 00:04:31,185 before she's even in the ground. 116 00:04:31,746 --> 00:04:33,019 You haven't buried her yet? 117 00:04:33,381 --> 00:04:35,343 Don't rush me. I'm grieving. 118 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:38,644 Garbage can be very helpful, okay? He's a useful cat. 119 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:40,946 He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him. 120 00:04:41,618 --> 00:04:43,144 I don't want Garbage. 121 00:04:43,304 --> 00:04:44,746 I want Sprinkles! 122 00:04:58,835 --> 00:04:59,689 Hey Toby. 123 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:01,543 Hey, Pa... 124 00:05:02,461 --> 00:05:03,796 - You two. - Hey. 125 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:06,344 So now that we are dating, 126 00:05:06,559 --> 00:05:08,895 we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 127 00:05:09,055 --> 00:05:10,714 "we're dating" things for the company. 128 00:05:11,848 --> 00:05:14,340 Oh, well, you know, those are only for, 129 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,528 you know, relationships. 130 00:05:17,058 --> 00:05:21,158 So... if it's just a casual thing, there's no need, really. 131 00:05:22,312 --> 00:05:26,245 Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but it's, like, pretty official. 132 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,280 Sorry, so do we need to... sign one, or... 133 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:38,008 Let's just wait and see what happens, you know. 134 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,793 - What? - Well, let's just wait. 135 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:43,285 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 136 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:44,445 Great. 137 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,739 - Hey, Ryan. - Hold on one sec. 138 00:06:03,635 --> 00:06:05,561 Hey, Pam. It's great to see you. Is Michael in? 139 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,856 - Hey, there he is! - Yeah. 140 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:10,004 He's back! And he's with a beard. 141 00:06:11,177 --> 00:06:12,278 He has facial hair. 142 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:13,827 Look at him! 143 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:16,311 All grown up and no place to go. 144 00:06:16,561 --> 00:06:18,306 Hello, M. Sonny Crocket. 145 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:19,930 I'm Tubbs. 146 00:06:20,609 --> 00:06:22,019 Okay. Should we get started? 147 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:24,565 Yeah, let's get started because, uh, yes. 148 00:06:24,725 --> 00:06:27,257 - 'Cause this is very serious business. - Yeah, exactly. 149 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:28,802 This is a business meeting. 150 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:30,292 - Fire guy! - Stop that! 151 00:06:31,463 --> 00:06:34,256 That's right! Fire guy! Don't start any fires, Ryan. 152 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:35,353 Fire guy! 153 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,691 - You weren't here for that. - Here for what? 154 00:06:37,851 --> 00:06:39,861 - When he started the fire. - Look how big he is. 155 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:41,786 Look at you! You are so... 156 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,783 mature and old and little man now. 157 00:06:45,943 --> 00:06:48,033 - You're like our little man. - Little old man boy. 158 00:06:48,193 --> 00:06:50,664 - Michael, everybody... - Bearded like man boy. 159 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:53,278 Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, 160 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,014 but now everything is different. 161 00:06:55,174 --> 00:06:56,426 I'd like your respect. 162 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:59,779 I'm your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. 163 00:07:00,394 --> 00:07:02,516 - So... - That's a little kinky. 164 00:07:02,676 --> 00:07:03,949 I don't swing that way. 165 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,412 - I think Ryan has a gay crush on me. - Enough, okay! 166 00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:09,975 This is inappropriate and it stops right now. 167 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,101 - Do you understand? - Yes. 168 00:07:16,759 --> 00:07:18,718 Everybody, come on. Settle down. 169 00:07:18,882 --> 00:07:20,161 Let's get serious here. 170 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:24,164 Ryan has a very special important presentation to do 171 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:26,810 which we will be doing in the conference room in ten minutes. 172 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,615 - Perfect. - Sound good? Okay. 173 00:07:28,928 --> 00:07:29,857 All right. 174 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,287 Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. 175 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:35,385 Bu there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on which said, 176 00:07:35,545 --> 00:07:37,294 "Dude, we're friends. 177 00:07:37,454 --> 00:07:38,959 "I'm doing this for appearances. 178 00:07:39,119 --> 00:07:40,742 "I'm the big boss now. 179 00:07:40,902 --> 00:07:42,627 "And I have to seem like an ogre. 180 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:43,980 "But you know me 181 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:47,043 "and you trust me, "and we like each other. 182 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:49,263 "And we'll always be friends. 183 00:07:50,039 --> 00:07:54,482 "And I would never take you for granted "in a million years. 184 00:07:55,262 --> 00:07:58,563 "And I miss you, man. "And I love you." 185 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:00,708 His words. 186 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:08,742 Dunder-Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining 187 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,137 of our business model. 188 00:08:10,297 --> 00:08:11,745 The center piece of the campaign 189 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:15,072 is a new business to business website interface 190 00:08:15,232 --> 00:08:18,502 that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains. 191 00:08:18,905 --> 00:08:20,055 Wait a second. 192 00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:22,726 Last time I checked, Dunder-Mifflin already has a website. 193 00:08:23,343 --> 00:08:26,398 And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it. 194 00:08:27,093 --> 00:08:30,055 This is a massive overhaul. We're getting younger, 195 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:34,279 sleeker and more agile with the way that we adapt to the marketplace. 196 00:08:34,439 --> 00:08:37,271 Essential personal will be issued blackberries for company use. 197 00:08:37,496 --> 00:08:38,420 Gimme, gimme. 198 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,917 I'll stick around for a while to help you set them up. 199 00:08:41,077 --> 00:08:42,221 Any questions? 200 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:47,233 What if we don't wanna use a blackberry because they are stupid and pointless? 201 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,068 - This's company-wide, Dwight. - Got it. 202 00:08:51,077 --> 00:08:53,548 You should call it Dunder-Mifflinfinity. 203 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:55,694 You know, push the words together. 204 00:08:56,123 --> 00:08:57,460 Any other questions? 205 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:01,962 Can we speak privately about our relationship? 206 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:03,759 Thank you, everybody! 207 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,647 Ryan Howard everybody! Good job! 208 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,445 That was some fun stuff. When's the website go up? 209 00:09:11,616 --> 00:09:14,107 As fast as possible. We wanna start re-training people ASAP, 210 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:16,152 to hit the ground running with the new system. 211 00:09:16,312 --> 00:09:17,387 Cool beans. 212 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:20,374 - We're screwed. - Who is? 213 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,853 Us, you and me. The old timers. 214 00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:24,894 I am not old. You are old. 215 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,876 You are, like, a 100. 216 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:28,689 You're over 40. That's the cut off. 217 00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:32,091 Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. 218 00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:33,872 New system, youth. 219 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,227 I'm telling you, this kid is the grim reaper. 220 00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:37,842 You deal with this, 221 00:09:38,002 --> 00:09:40,646 or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, 222 00:09:41,294 --> 00:09:42,225 we're goners. 223 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:46,691 I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but... 224 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,711 in the interest of... 225 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:51,386 revealing secrets... 226 00:09:51,744 --> 00:09:54,013 Oh, my god, this is gonna make your brain explode. 227 00:09:55,409 --> 00:09:58,600 Dwight and Angela... dating. 228 00:09:59,602 --> 00:10:01,570 Have been for six months. 229 00:10:02,114 --> 00:10:03,159 Swear to god. 230 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:04,686 This is great. 231 00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:07,861 I was gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, but this is much more fun. 232 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:11,493 No, they have been dating for, like, two years. 233 00:10:12,284 --> 00:10:14,374 Since before your barbeque. 234 00:10:15,921 --> 00:10:17,767 Wait, what? 235 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:21,436 You knew. And you didn't say anything? 236 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,318 You didn't say anything to me. 237 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:25,891 Fair enough. 238 00:10:27,341 --> 00:10:30,405 We should have started dating, like, a long time ago. 239 00:10:31,077 --> 00:10:33,108 Sorry, I didn't know you guys were in here. 240 00:10:33,268 --> 00:10:36,098 - No, we're just sitting here. - I couldn't see your hands. 241 00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:40,368 Oh, hey Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. 242 00:10:41,076 --> 00:10:42,894 But when a new client calls, 243 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:46,330 you just have to randomly assign them to a sales person. 244 00:10:46,552 --> 00:10:49,736 You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. 245 00:10:50,439 --> 00:10:51,201 Okay? 246 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:52,771 - Okay. - Okay. 247 00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:54,066 Okay. 248 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:58,523 And... that is why we waited so long to tell people. 249 00:11:09,395 --> 00:11:11,313 - Okay, what's up? - Yeah, okay. 250 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:12,729 Um, I was just... 251 00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:15,128 After the presentation, wanted to make sure 252 00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:18,163 that vis-a-vis me in the office, everything is business as usual. 253 00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,573 Well, it's business but not as usual. 254 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,608 Yeah, no, I understand. 255 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,689 We're making great strides and you're updating. 256 00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:28,095 - But business as usual, no? - No. 257 00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:31,032 We threw out the playbook, we start from scratch. 258 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,829 We're implementing a brand new system. 259 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:35,594 - Good, so we're on the same page. - No. 260 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:37,618 We're not. 261 00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:41,429 Michael, I know exactly 262 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:45,417 how much time and manpower are waisted in this branch. 263 00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:49,272 This company is getting younger, faster, more efficient. 264 00:11:49,535 --> 00:11:51,285 You need to prepare yourself. 265 00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:55,406 We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. 266 00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:59,680 And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. 267 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:05,471 Um, and then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, 268 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,147 taking all of my blue jeans with him. 269 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,240 And I just spent the entire winter in shorts. 270 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,680 That is what Ryan is like: 271 00:12:16,588 --> 00:12:18,855 a fake brother who steals your jeans. 272 00:12:23,565 --> 00:12:24,565 So... 273 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:26,544 - How are you? - Awesome. 274 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,284 I am dating a lot of guys. 275 00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:30,480 - Good. - A lot. Black guys, mostly. 276 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:32,675 What? 277 00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:36,454 Wait... 278 00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:39,765 How do you touch just one of these buttons at a time? 279 00:12:40,098 --> 00:12:41,378 I don't know. 280 00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:42,808 Did you even try? 281 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:46,527 If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him. 282 00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:48,857 I can't see half the things. 283 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:51,675 It's too little. Use the phone. 284 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:55,426 I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want. 285 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,228 Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay? 286 00:12:57,388 --> 00:12:59,369 Stop talking to me like I'm your boyfriend. 287 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:02,706 Oh, big strong man. Fancy new whatever. 288 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,140 - You never cared about me. - I never cared about you? 289 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,125 Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email asking me out. 290 00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,491 I said no because I was committed to our relationship. 291 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:13,064 Well, I hope you're still committed, because I'm pregnant. 292 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,052 And guess what buddy? I am keeping it. 293 00:13:20,923 --> 00:13:23,183 - You feel prepared to raise a baby? - I ca... 294 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:27,394 I can't talk about this right now, okay? After work, we'll go out to dinner, 295 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,320 we'll talk about it then, okay? 296 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,550 We have a date! 297 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,461 - Hello. - Hello, Dwight. 298 00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,950 I've been thinking about things... 299 00:13:45,831 --> 00:13:49,221 and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight. 300 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:50,362 Really? 301 00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:51,323 Yes. 302 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:55,045 I'll make a reservation. No, no, let me cook for you. 303 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,106 Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side. 304 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,780 I would prefer a public place. 305 00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:03,061 See you after work. 306 00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:11,094 - Hi, Pam. - Hi. 307 00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:13,244 - Is Michael in? - In his office. Go right in. 308 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,972 So, elephant in the room, I have your old job. 309 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,087 Well, not exactly... my job. 310 00:14:26,247 --> 00:14:28,275 - A different title. - Oh, well, excuse me. 311 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,980 Same office. Same responsibilities. 312 00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:31,427 Different salary. 313 00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:33,978 You'll get there. Don't worry. 314 00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:36,589 - You look great. - Thank you. 315 00:14:36,787 --> 00:14:39,125 - Thank you. - Scranton seats you. 316 00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:41,009 Best decision I ever made. 317 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,294 You were let go. 318 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:46,248 You know what? Love the beard, keep it forever. 319 00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:53,897 What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles? 320 00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:55,474 What? 321 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,808 I don't wanna grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids. 322 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:03,005 So what's Ryan doing here? 323 00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:08,601 I don't know. They're launching a big new business plan, a new website. 324 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,640 He's being a real twerp about it though. 325 00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:17,510 It's all about youth, and agily, and streamlining. 326 00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:21,423 - Try to squeeze out the older people. - He's such a snake. 327 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,991 Hope he gets them an ageism suit. 328 00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:27,064 What is that word? 329 00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:28,336 Ageism? 330 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:32,732 The companies, they can't discriminate against people due to old age. 331 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:36,125 Two years ago, we tried to force out some of the older branch managers 332 00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:39,276 with a mandatory retirement age and then Ed Truck, your old boss, 333 00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:42,575 threatened us with a lawsuit. So, we had to back off. 334 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:45,102 So older people have just as many rises as younger people. 335 00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:47,701 Yes, Michael. 336 00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:49,906 They do. 337 00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:13,670 - Creed? - Yes, sir? 338 00:16:14,127 --> 00:16:16,313 - Everything okay? - Everything's cool, dude. 339 00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:17,717 I'm 30. 340 00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:19,650 Well, in november, I'll be 30. 341 00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:23,865 Another meeting's scheduled? 342 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,989 I was gonna do the blackberry tutorial, in here. 343 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,009 Michael told us to wait in here, we don't know why. 344 00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,720 Oh, man. 345 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,480 Good, we're all here. 346 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,196 - We can get started. - Michael. 347 00:16:37,356 --> 00:16:38,358 Have a seat. 348 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:40,416 Have a seat like everybody else. 349 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,146 Okay, this is for everyone's... 350 00:16:42,306 --> 00:16:43,835 Still my office, Ryan. 351 00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:53,284 Well, there has been a lot of talk 352 00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:56,173 about new ideas today. Well... 353 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:58,283 new ideas are fine. 354 00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:00,858 But they are also illegal. 355 00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:04,174 Because they are a form of ageism. 356 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:06,613 What? Yes, I am right. 357 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:08,875 Did you know... 358 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,854 that the age discrimination and employment act of 1967 359 00:17:13,369 --> 00:17:17,165 prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 360 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:19,238 40 years of age or older? 361 00:17:19,398 --> 00:17:20,335 I did. 362 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,132 Technically, he's right. 363 00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:23,548 Hey, shut up, Toby. 364 00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:28,135 Why do we as a society hate old people so much? 365 00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:30,153 - Because they're lame. - No! 366 00:17:30,313 --> 00:17:32,294 Creed, no, they are not. 367 00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:36,736 In fact, many cultures revere old people 368 00:17:37,044 --> 00:17:40,733 because of their storytelling ability. Like the old lady from Titanic. 369 00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:45,569 Or the funny things that they can do, like, "Where's the beef?" 370 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,420 - Yeah. - Why the big picture's up again? 371 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,385 You used that when you burned your foot. 372 00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,054 We were using the Ben Kingsley too. 373 00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:55,621 I was going to put up some new pictures, but, 374 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:58,349 all of the ink in the printer was gone. 375 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,408 - Michael Scott? - That is me! Come on in. 376 00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:04,819 Whis this old fart? 377 00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:09,441 Did you just stagger off the street, out of a box or something? 378 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,562 Who's this worthless bag of bones? 379 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:15,896 Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder-Mifflin, 380 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:17,336 Mr. Robert Dunder. 381 00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:20,747 Oh, yeah! 382 00:18:21,692 --> 00:18:22,550 Yes! 383 00:18:23,844 --> 00:18:26,369 - Michael, can I talk to you for a sec? - Sure thing. 384 00:18:27,178 --> 00:18:28,268 Excuse me. 385 00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:32,578 - We've actual work to do. - Fine. 386 00:18:32,976 --> 00:18:35,227 Then I'll call David Wallace and you can explain to him 387 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:38,931 why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt. 388 00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:44,568 Bob, how old are you? 389 00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:48,244 - I'm 87. - 87 years young. 390 00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:50,089 And still tive. 391 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:51,298 That is great. 392 00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:54,694 Did you know that Bob is still a member of the board of Dunder-Mifflin? 393 00:18:54,873 --> 00:18:58,455 Well, I haven't been to a board meeting in years. 394 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,313 I send a proxy. 395 00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:03,047 Still sends his own proxy. Good for you. 396 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,690 I'm going to live for a very long time. 397 00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,313 My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. 398 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:11,637 My grandpa Mannheim is 103, 399 00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:14,390 and still puttering around down in Argentina. 400 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,904 I tried to go visit him once 401 00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:19,121 but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah foundation. 402 00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:22,779 I started this company in 1949. 403 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:26,992 Back then, it was an industrial supplier 404 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:30,340 of metal brackets, mostly for construction. 405 00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:31,598 Oh, boy. 406 00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:34,720 And then Mifflin, of course he killed himself later, 407 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,312 but I knew Mifflin through the rotary club. 408 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:39,373 Great. 409 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,611 He was... 410 00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:44,716 He was at dinner with Beverly and her husband. 411 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,426 What was his name? 412 00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:48,531 Uh,`jerry. 413 00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:51,430 Jerry Trupiano... from South Jersey. 414 00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:53,282 And he was tall. 415 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,903 Both he and Mifflin were tall guys. 416 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,494 Great. That's great. 417 00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:00,117 Thank you for coming in. 418 00:20:00,296 --> 00:20:01,690 Robert Dunder, everybody. 419 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,979 Thank you. That was wonderful. 420 00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:07,101 - Do you have a ride? - Well, I came here in a cab. 421 00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:09,470 - Perfect. - Well, could you give me another... 422 00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:11,141 Inspirational. 423 00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:12,591 What have we learned? 424 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:16,970 Well, we have learned that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. 425 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,453 Because it's illegal and you will go to jail. 426 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,755 I should help him get home. 427 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,459 No, no, don't help him! He doesn't need help, Pam. 428 00:20:33,974 --> 00:20:35,025 What a nice guy. 429 00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:38,208 Good night, guys. 430 00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:42,170 Well, today was a fantastic waste of time. 431 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,341 I disagree. It think it was very valuable. 432 00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:46,744 Michael, technology helps business, okay? 433 00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:49,434 You shouldn't resist it. This is the way the world is moving. 434 00:20:49,606 --> 00:20:52,311 I happen to think that old ways of doing business are better. 435 00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:53,752 And I can prove it. 436 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,483 - Okay. - I look forward to hearing your ideas. 437 00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:01,274 - Where do you wanna go? - Some place romantic and expensive. 438 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,526 Kelly, come on. 439 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,993 You know what? You're right. I'm feeling kind of nauseous, anyway. 440 00:21:06,229 --> 00:21:08,024 So... we can just skip it. 441 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:16,175 Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles? 442 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,676 Very much. 443 00:21:18,673 --> 00:21:20,015 How is your meat? 444 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:22,411 Dry, delicious. 445 00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:29,935 - I heard a joke today. - Oh, that's funny. 446 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:32,316 Yes, it was. 447 00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:38,097 Are you enjoying your mineral water? 448 00:21:39,284 --> 00:21:40,629 - I can't do this. - What? 449 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:42,252 I can't be with you. 450 00:21:42,746 --> 00:21:46,901 Every time I look in your eyes, I see Sprinkles' stiff, lifeless body. 451 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,211 Then don't look in my eyes. 452 00:21:49,701 --> 00:21:51,887 Look right here. It's an old sales trick. 453 00:21:52,047 --> 00:21:52,948 I'm sorry. 454 00:21:53,488 --> 00:21:55,036 I gave this everything I could. 455 00:21:55,537 --> 00:21:57,575 No, please don't do this, monkey. 456 00:21:57,825 --> 00:22:01,288 I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning. 457 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,727 Smell that. 458 00:22:09,482 --> 00:22:10,547 You smell that? 459 00:22:10,978 --> 00:22:12,947 - Dry rot. - No, Dwight. 460 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:15,020 That smells like good business to me. 461 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,266 What I've done here, 462 00:22:16,426 --> 00:22:20,524 is I have collected the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer. 463 00:22:21,496 --> 00:22:23,305 - Sweet, chocolate turtles. - Yes. Nope! 464 00:22:23,854 --> 00:22:25,818 No, those are for our clients. 465 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,868 Actually, our ex-clients. I'll explain later. 466 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:33,188 Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and I.M.S. 467 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:38,345 But I think he is forgetting about the original instant message. 468 00:22:40,248 --> 00:22:43,896 Letters attached to baskets of food. 469 00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:50,991 Excuse me, Angela. 470 00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:54,713 Michael asked me to turn in these receipts for these gift basket items. 471 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,854 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 472 00:22:59,353 --> 00:23:00,990 - Is that all? - Yes. 473 00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:05,610 I miss you. 474 00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:07,401 Elevators. 475 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,244 Dwight, you have to listen to me. 476 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,212 We are not seeing each other anymore. 477 00:23:13,635 --> 00:23:14,956 Can you accept that? 478 00:23:17,289 --> 00:23:18,240 Fine. 479 00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:20,912 Then I just wanna be friends. 480 00:23:21,072 --> 00:23:21,981 Good. 481 00:23:22,141 --> 00:23:23,475 Plus a little extra. 482 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:24,885 Also, I love you. 483 00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:30,273 I don't understand what the big deal is. 484 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,693 - You lied about being pregnant. - Right, so? 485 00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:35,062 You really don't understand why that makes me angry? 486 00:23:35,224 --> 00:23:37,337 - No. - We're never getting back together. 487 00:23:37,497 --> 00:23:38,497 Why not? 488 00:23:45,996 --> 00:23:47,404 All right, I just have to ask. 489 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,464 Now that we're public... 490 00:23:51,194 --> 00:23:52,217 is the magic gone? 491 00:23:53,872 --> 00:23:56,480 It's funny you bring that up, because yes, it is. 492 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,120 I knew it. 493 00:23:59,426 --> 00:24:00,497 Oh, man. 494 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,918 - Just like that, huh? - I think... 495 00:24:03,932 --> 00:24:06,533 I mean, I don't-- I don't know what it is, but... 496 00:24:07,163 --> 00:24:10,259 - Be honest. - I now find you repulsive. 497 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,132 That's honest. 498 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,137 All right, fair enough. 499 00:24:18,355 --> 00:24:20,904 It was really fun while it lasted, though, wasn't it? 500 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:22,062 Yeah. 501 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:23,643 For me it was. 502 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,166 Okay. 503 00:24:25,793 --> 00:24:26,793 All right. 504 00:24:33,011 --> 00:24:35,168 Hey, boss. I didn't know you were coming in today. 505 00:24:35,328 --> 00:24:37,230 What's, uh, going on here? 506 00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:39,994 I am glad that you asked. Listen up, everybody! 507 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,513 In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. 508 00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:48,533 These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. 509 00:24:48,918 --> 00:24:51,889 We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, 510 00:24:52,712 --> 00:24:55,398 - and we are going to win them back. - With gift baskets. 511 00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:57,031 With peanut brittle. 512 00:24:57,647 --> 00:25:00,286 With macadamia nut cookies. 513 00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:02,732 With chocolate turtles. 514 00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:05,013 With raspberry jam. 515 00:25:05,278 --> 00:25:08,303 And a little bit of fat and salt. 516 00:25:08,517 --> 00:25:10,676 Because you know what? That's what people like. 517 00:25:11,090 --> 00:25:12,664 Ever since I was a kid, 518 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,072 people have been telling me that I can't do things. 519 00:25:15,232 --> 00:25:16,829 "You can't be on the team." 520 00:25:17,138 --> 00:25:18,884 "You can't move on to second grade." 521 00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:22,915 Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients 522 00:25:23,234 --> 00:25:25,379 using old fashioned business methods. 523 00:25:25,635 --> 00:25:27,085 We'll see about that. 524 00:25:28,474 --> 00:25:30,796 And FYI, I eventually hated second grade. 525 00:25:30,956 --> 00:25:32,987 And I was the biggest kid in class. 526 00:25:34,403 --> 00:25:36,541 Okay, we're gonna split up into teams. 527 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,397 Jim, Phyllis; Stanley, Dwight; 528 00:25:38,557 --> 00:25:39,480 me, Andy. 529 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,046 I'm not driving with him. 530 00:25:41,389 --> 00:25:43,027 - I'll go with you, Stanley. - Or him. 531 00:25:43,286 --> 00:25:46,056 - Why don't we just go by ourselves? - Why don't we just go as teams 532 00:25:46,216 --> 00:25:47,729 to demonstrate our teamsmenship. 533 00:25:48,921 --> 00:25:49,922 This is stupid. 534 00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:52,043 What-- okay. That's not helpful, Phyllis. 535 00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:55,261 How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back? 536 00:25:55,421 --> 00:26:00,134 Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. Gift baskets are... 537 00:26:01,514 --> 00:26:04,325 the essence of class and fanciness. 538 00:26:04,593 --> 00:26:07,151 They are the ultimate present that a person can receive. 539 00:26:07,311 --> 00:26:08,273 What about cash? 540 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:11,364 Cash can buy whatever you want, including a gift basket, so... 541 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,338 it's kind of the best gift ever. 542 00:26:13,498 --> 00:26:16,025 - What about a gift basket full of cash? - Yes! 543 00:26:16,185 --> 00:26:17,637 Cash basket! Nice work, Tuna. 544 00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:21,241 Fine, I'm just gonna go by myself, and I am going to win them back 545 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,873 by myself. Because this is important to me. 546 00:26:24,558 --> 00:26:25,708 Michael, wait. 547 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,686 Let me go. 548 00:26:28,998 --> 00:26:30,125 No, this is my quest. 549 00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:32,814 Please let me go. 550 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,847 I need to win those clients back. 551 00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:38,342 - Please. - Fine. 552 00:26:38,978 --> 00:26:40,211 Then god speed. 553 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:42,435 To both of us. 554 00:26:43,374 --> 00:26:44,678 Good luck, Michael. 555 00:26:45,185 --> 00:26:47,266 We don't need luck. 556 00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:48,454 Yeah. 557 00:26:48,961 --> 00:26:51,020 But thank you, that was really nice of you to say. 558 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,892 Business to business. The old fashioned way. 559 00:26:54,052 --> 00:26:56,326 No blackberries, no websites. 560 00:26:57,734 --> 00:27:01,802 I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people. 561 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,653 Yes, I understand that, David. 562 00:27:04,813 --> 00:27:07,142 I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly, 563 00:27:07,302 --> 00:27:10,577 and then outsource customer service to India, which a lot of companies... 564 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,488 Yes, no-- Yes, Kelly is indian. 565 00:27:14,538 --> 00:27:15,897 I understand that's confusing. 566 00:27:17,472 --> 00:27:19,241 Hey, brah. Been meaning to ask you, 567 00:27:19,401 --> 00:27:21,311 can we get some Red Bull for these things? 568 00:27:21,471 --> 00:27:24,222 Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? 569 00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:25,522 Later, skater. 570 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:30,166 Sweet ride. 571 00:27:30,326 --> 00:27:32,607 American made. What happened to the sebring? 572 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:35,082 It is in the body shop. 573 00:27:35,606 --> 00:27:38,298 I had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith. 574 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,331 - That's a pain in the ass. - I know. 575 00:27:40,646 --> 00:27:42,421 - So who's next? - Larry Meyers. 576 00:27:42,581 --> 00:27:45,101 Left us six months ago for Office Depot. 577 00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:49,641 Proceed to the highlighted route then route guidance will begin. 578 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,064 Why do you use that thing? 579 00:27:51,224 --> 00:27:53,174 It lets them know where you are at all times. 580 00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:54,171 Who? 581 00:27:54,331 --> 00:27:58,383 The government, spy satellites, private detectives. 582 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:00,571 Ex-girlfriends. 583 00:28:10,144 --> 00:28:13,622 Next night, I'm out at a bar, 2:00 AM. I figure I'll get a sandwich. 584 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,948 'Cause you can get a sandwich any time of the night. I run into Vince Vaughn. 585 00:28:17,753 --> 00:28:19,898 - No way. - Literally. 586 00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:22,344 Dude, you are so money. 587 00:28:23,127 --> 00:28:25,855 But you dot even know it. But you do. 588 00:28:27,627 --> 00:28:29,040 - Later, guys. - Yeah... 589 00:28:29,412 --> 00:28:31,271 - Later, dude. - Later, man. 590 00:28:35,753 --> 00:28:37,971 How awesome is Ryan now? 591 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:40,918 Yeah, he's definitely something. 592 00:28:41,689 --> 00:28:43,941 - What does that mean? - That whole lifestyle 593 00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:45,811 his whole vibe? You find that appealing? 594 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,421 Tuna! 595 00:28:53,445 --> 00:28:54,832 He has a killer job. 596 00:28:55,082 --> 00:28:56,190 He's rich. 597 00:28:56,577 --> 00:28:59,772 He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. 598 00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:02,840 He wears really cool rich guy cloth. 599 00:29:03,205 --> 00:29:05,843 And he can get any girl that he wants. 600 00:29:06,887 --> 00:29:09,877 So, sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that awesome, 601 00:29:10,535 --> 00:29:11,536 then... 602 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,590 you need awesome lessons. 603 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:16,900 Tuna, check ya later. 604 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,477 'Cause he's so money that he doesn't even know it. 605 00:29:21,699 --> 00:29:23,358 Those things are heavy. 606 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,683 There's a lot of stuff in there. We have... 607 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,472 macadamia nut cookies, 608 00:29:30,373 --> 00:29:32,058 the honey mustard pretzels. 609 00:29:32,218 --> 00:29:34,906 Have you ever tried focaccia crisps? 610 00:29:35,071 --> 00:29:36,742 You know we closed our account, right? 611 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,947 - Yes, we do. - We're with Office Depot now. 612 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:40,432 - Yes. - Yes, we know. 613 00:29:40,592 --> 00:29:42,953 - But we just have not gotten over you. - Well... 614 00:29:43,113 --> 00:29:46,193 And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service. 615 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:49,623 - This is true. - The best personal business relation... 616 00:29:50,073 --> 00:29:52,432 We can if you ever decide to come back to us. 617 00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:55,207 Okay. I don't think we're coming back. 618 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,660 - Please come back. - Okay, you know what? 619 00:29:57,848 --> 00:29:59,364 Just enjoy the gift basket... 620 00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:03,030 and remember that we provide a personal touch. 621 00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:04,506 Remember what we had, Larry? 622 00:30:05,035 --> 00:30:06,739 I mean, really, it's about money. 623 00:30:06,937 --> 00:30:08,589 Well, just enjoy the gift basket. 624 00:30:09,728 --> 00:30:11,165 - Okay, than. - All right. 625 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:14,855 I mean, their website's really easy to use too. That's a big deal for us. 626 00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:18,566 That guy was so st... 627 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:21,438 How can't they know how much better we are? 628 00:30:21,598 --> 00:30:24,625 I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible and make you miserable. 629 00:30:24,785 --> 00:30:25,689 That is true. 630 00:30:25,849 --> 00:30:27,125 Like Angela in accounting. 631 00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:28,614 Yes, she is nuts. 632 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:30,996 No, she's wonderful. 633 00:30:31,349 --> 00:30:32,499 At accounting. 634 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:34,650 But she drives me crazy. 635 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,816 Make the next right turn. 636 00:30:38,035 --> 00:30:40,295 How do they know? How does this know where to turn? 637 00:30:40,455 --> 00:30:41,678 That's very impressive. 638 00:30:42,725 --> 00:30:43,725 Hey, Pam. 639 00:30:44,161 --> 00:30:47,271 I haven't settled on a final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity. 640 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:50,095 And I know you're into graphic design. You wanna give it a shot? 641 00:30:50,255 --> 00:30:52,801 - Maybe try and design the logo? - Uh, totally. 642 00:30:52,994 --> 00:30:54,902 Cool. That would be great. 643 00:30:55,073 --> 00:30:57,562 Can you do a couple mock-ups and I'll take a look? 644 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:59,485 - Yeah. Thank you. - Thank you very much. 645 00:30:59,645 --> 00:31:00,894 - Cool. - Okay. 646 00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:09,182 Yeah, I'm gonna do some mock-ups 647 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,754 and then turn those into thumbnails. 648 00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:15,622 Maybe do some, uh, splash frames. 649 00:31:15,851 --> 00:31:18,561 I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm excited. 650 00:31:19,061 --> 00:31:21,951 And the last guy says, no, Harry Body. 651 00:31:22,644 --> 00:31:24,226 You know I have heard it before. 652 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,387 Well, it's still very good. 653 00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:30,926 I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke. 654 00:31:31,086 --> 00:31:32,886 Your daugther Emily. How's she doing? 655 00:31:33,716 --> 00:31:35,718 She's great. Thanks for asking. 656 00:31:36,297 --> 00:31:37,609 Great memory, by the way. 657 00:31:38,028 --> 00:31:40,335 She gonna be, like, 11... this winter? 658 00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:42,240 They grow up so fast. 659 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:45,284 I have a few of my own that I want someday. 660 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:49,561 I don't wanna take any more of your time, you're a busy man. 661 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,241 The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off 662 00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:54,883 this elaborate bag of goodies. 663 00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:57,258 And to ask you to reconsider. 664 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:58,720 Oh, okay. 665 00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:01,266 Okay? Okay! So you'll reconsider? 666 00:32:01,638 --> 00:32:03,390 Okay, thanks for the goodies. 667 00:32:10,069 --> 00:32:11,602 Is that all you have to say? 668 00:32:13,647 --> 00:32:15,621 It looks delicious? I don't know. 669 00:32:15,828 --> 00:32:17,008 You don't know? 670 00:32:18,696 --> 00:32:19,697 Look... 671 00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:22,160 We want you back. 672 00:32:22,894 --> 00:32:24,239 Can you offer lower prices? 673 00:32:24,399 --> 00:32:26,541 - Well, no. - Then we're not coming back. 674 00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:28,747 - He's not coming back. It's over. - No, it's not. 675 00:32:28,962 --> 00:32:31,283 - No, he's right. - Accept it, why would he come back? 676 00:32:31,443 --> 00:32:33,911 Why would he come back? I'll tell you, Dwight. 677 00:32:34,071 --> 00:32:38,593 He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products, 678 00:32:38,753 --> 00:32:42,348 and you're not getting the same customer service that you get with us, are you? 679 00:32:42,508 --> 00:32:44,658 That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. 680 00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:46,968 We had our chance and we killed it. 681 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,172 Look... 682 00:32:56,196 --> 00:32:59,001 We're also coming out with a website... soon. 683 00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:00,867 It's a staf-the-art thing. 684 00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:02,681 It'll be up and running. 685 00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:07,911 It's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much easier. 686 00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:11,140 Well, okay. Well, when it's up, i'll check it out 687 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,546 and if it really cuts costs, maybe we'll come back. 688 00:33:14,943 --> 00:33:17,220 Great. The magic of the gift basket. 689 00:33:17,488 --> 00:33:20,100 That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up. 690 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,304 Okay. 691 00:33:21,681 --> 00:33:22,681 Good. 692 00:33:23,186 --> 00:33:25,662 Don't let Emily have any of the almonds. She's allergic. 693 00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:30,509 Proceed straight. 694 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:32,511 Well, we're 0 for 6. 695 00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:35,465 Last chance is the Elmhurst Country Club. 696 00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:37,707 Other side of the lake on the southeast side. 697 00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:39,079 I don't get it. 698 00:33:39,242 --> 00:33:40,542 I really don't get it. 699 00:33:40,744 --> 00:33:42,394 I thought this would work. 700 00:33:42,616 --> 00:33:45,016 I threw everything I had at that guy, nothing. 701 00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:47,331 That's how it goes sometimes, you know? 702 00:33:47,491 --> 00:33:50,725 You lose everything, and everything falls apart. 703 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:53,867 And eventually you die and no one remembers you. 704 00:33:54,027 --> 00:33:55,396 That is a very good point. 705 00:33:55,632 --> 00:33:57,291 Make a right turn. 706 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,216 Wait, wait! No, no. 707 00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,892 It means bear right. 708 00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:02,897 - Right there. - No, it said right. 709 00:34:03,057 --> 00:34:04,332 It said, take a right. 710 00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:05,638 No, no, look. 711 00:34:05,798 --> 00:34:10,675 It means go up to the right, bear right over the bridge and hook up with 307. 712 00:34:11,104 --> 00:34:13,256 Maybe it's a short cut. It said, go to the right. 713 00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:14,612 It can't mean that. 714 00:34:14,772 --> 00:34:16,815 - It's a lake there! - It knows where it's going! 715 00:34:16,975 --> 00:34:19,722 - This is the lake! - The machine knows. Stop yelling at me! 716 00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:22,635 No, it's up there! There's no road here! 717 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:27,146 Remain calm. I have trained for this. 718 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:28,411 Okay. 719 00:34:28,604 --> 00:34:29,903 Exit the window! 720 00:34:30,063 --> 00:34:32,853 - Here we go. - Make a U-turn. If possible. 721 00:34:33,103 --> 00:34:34,805 Look out for nature! 722 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,321 Michael! 723 00:34:36,615 --> 00:34:37,728 Are you okay? 724 00:34:38,016 --> 00:34:39,164 Swim for it! 725 00:34:40,265 --> 00:34:41,255 I got you! 726 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:42,415 I got you! 727 00:34:45,328 --> 00:34:46,330 Michael! 728 00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:49,353 Let go. Let go off me! 729 00:34:52,143 --> 00:34:53,323 I've got you! 730 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:54,916 I've got you! 731 00:34:57,492 --> 00:34:58,540 Come on! 732 00:35:00,353 --> 00:35:01,354 Come on! 733 00:35:24,979 --> 00:35:26,319 You sure you're okay? 734 00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:27,479 Fine. 735 00:35:27,855 --> 00:35:28,855 Good. 736 00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:31,267 That is what's most important. 737 00:35:31,978 --> 00:35:33,873 Did you get the rental insurance? 738 00:35:34,543 --> 00:35:37,693 'Cause that is pretty important too at a time like this. 739 00:35:45,422 --> 00:35:47,667 What a disaster. This whole thing. 740 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:50,417 I'll call a cab. 741 00:35:50,704 --> 00:35:52,811 These people just don't realize 742 00:35:52,971 --> 00:35:55,360 what a gift basket means. They don't get it. 743 00:35:55,545 --> 00:35:57,524 Look, still works. Old fashioned cell phone. 744 00:35:57,684 --> 00:35:58,685 Yeah. 745 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:02,193 What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk... 746 00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:04,633 I don't even know if I want it. 747 00:36:04,838 --> 00:36:06,944 Their website, so easy. 748 00:36:07,104 --> 00:36:10,796 Yeah, well, you can have your technology, jackass. 749 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,879 - Look where it got us. - Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton. 750 00:36:14,365 --> 00:36:16,350 At the end of East Mountain Road. 751 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:17,862 - In the lake. - Hang up. 752 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,505 You know what we're gonna do? We're walking back. 753 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:24,258 We're walking back to that office. 754 00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:27,684 And we are going to re-claim our gift basket! 755 00:36:28,164 --> 00:36:30,742 We're going to take what's rightfully ours. 756 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:32,862 We're gonna take a stand, Dwight. 757 00:36:34,841 --> 00:36:36,767 - We're gonna take a stand! - Take a stand! 758 00:36:37,089 --> 00:36:39,356 So plays on the infinity thing without being obvious... 759 00:36:39,516 --> 00:36:40,510 Yeah, definitely. 760 00:36:40,994 --> 00:36:43,818 I'd love to do, like, a color version. Just bring a little color... 761 00:36:43,978 --> 00:36:45,082 I like it a lot. 762 00:36:45,254 --> 00:36:47,125 It's clear and subtle at the same time. 763 00:36:47,285 --> 00:36:49,308 It's really good. You've a real talent for this. 764 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:52,334 - Thanks. - I'd love to talk to you about it more. 765 00:36:52,725 --> 00:36:55,859 - That'd be great. - Do you wanna go out to dinner tonight? 766 00:36:57,152 --> 00:36:59,292 - Oh, is it... - Wear something nice. 767 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,865 - No. - What? 768 00:37:02,131 --> 00:37:04,156 - I just... wanted to have dinner. - I'm sorry. 769 00:37:06,026 --> 00:37:07,475 I'm dating Jim. 770 00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:10,240 You're kidding. 771 00:37:14,247 --> 00:37:15,492 We're together. 772 00:37:16,718 --> 00:37:18,195 That's great. 773 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:20,383 That's awesome. 774 00:37:20,718 --> 00:37:21,787 Yeah, great. 775 00:37:26,402 --> 00:37:27,822 - So let me... - Yeah. 776 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:30,171 - Let me look at these. - Okay, great. 777 00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:31,665 Great. 778 00:37:39,596 --> 00:37:40,969 I guess he can't get 779 00:37:41,405 --> 00:37:43,594 any girl he wants. 780 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:55,729 Do you forget something? What happened to you guys? 781 00:37:55,889 --> 00:37:56,983 Give it back. 782 00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:01,137 The gift basket. Give it back. 783 00:38:01,387 --> 00:38:03,104 - What is this? - It's real simple. 784 00:38:03,504 --> 00:38:07,230 If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket. 785 00:38:07,531 --> 00:38:09,018 Maybe you should leave. 786 00:38:09,638 --> 00:38:11,192 Yeah, maybe we should. 787 00:38:11,844 --> 00:38:13,274 Maybe we should leave. Come on, 788 00:38:13,496 --> 00:38:14,976 let's leave. But before we leave, 789 00:38:15,255 --> 00:38:19,996 my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches! 790 00:38:20,218 --> 00:38:22,664 Can you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna-- Oh, sorry! 791 00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:24,892 - Look. - My clothes are so wet. 792 00:38:25,217 --> 00:38:26,354 Nice leather. 793 00:38:27,176 --> 00:38:28,728 My shoes are so muddy! 794 00:38:29,192 --> 00:38:31,273 All right, here you go. Take it back! 795 00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,354 - It's open. - Yeah, it was mine. 796 00:38:33,514 --> 00:38:34,835 What's missing? 797 00:38:35,822 --> 00:38:36,950 The turtles. 798 00:38:37,638 --> 00:38:38,856 Where are the turtles? 799 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,389 Come on. Get out of here! 800 00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:42,565 Where are the turtles?! 801 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,069 - Where are they? - I've an announcement to make. 802 00:38:46,348 --> 00:38:49,290 We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans. 803 00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:51,969 And we will not be leaving the premise until we obtain them. 804 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:55,680 Hand over the turtles now! 805 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,729 I ate them, okay? I ate the turtles. 806 00:38:57,889 --> 00:38:58,889 They're gone! 807 00:39:12,275 --> 00:39:13,512 We'll bill you. 808 00:39:17,053 --> 00:39:18,533 May I have your attention, please? 809 00:39:19,261 --> 00:39:23,588 This office will not be using any new technology ever, starting now. 810 00:39:23,896 --> 00:39:25,338 That is not correct. 811 00:39:25,498 --> 00:39:28,654 Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. 812 00:39:28,814 --> 00:39:31,542 Well, guess what? I just drove my car into a lake. 813 00:39:32,127 --> 00:39:35,316 - You did what? - I drove my car... 814 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,506 into a f*ing lake. 815 00:39:38,698 --> 00:39:40,865 Why, you may ask, did do this? 816 00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:43,713 Well... because of a machine. 817 00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:47,091 A machine told me to drive into a lake. 818 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,110 And I did it. I did it 819 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,778 because I trusted Ryan's precious technology. 820 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,816 - And look where it got me. - Into a lake. 821 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:56,165 Exactly. 822 00:39:56,325 --> 00:39:57,855 Did you get any clients back? 823 00:39:58,561 --> 00:40:00,464 Maybe. Maybe not. 824 00:40:00,624 --> 00:40:01,821 Time will tell. 825 00:40:02,579 --> 00:40:05,135 But I will tell you one thing, those gift baskets 826 00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:07,921 never endanger anybody's lives. 827 00:40:11,998 --> 00:40:13,248 Game, set, match. 828 00:40:15,187 --> 00:40:17,025 Point. Scott. 829 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,941 Game over. 830 00:40:21,065 --> 00:40:22,140 End of game. 831 00:40:33,284 --> 00:40:36,223 Everyone always wants new things. 832 00:40:36,781 --> 00:40:40,652 Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. 833 00:40:41,201 --> 00:40:43,599 People will never be replaced by machines. 834 00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:48,205 In the end, life and business are about human connections. 835 00:40:49,564 --> 00:40:53,661 And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. 836 00:40:54,563 --> 00:40:56,413 And to me, the choice is easy.