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The way you straddle
that magnificent creature
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and ride her like there is no
tomorrow is simply fabulous.
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I imagine
you must get terribly sore.
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I don't know how you can perform
in front of all those people.
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I could use some tips.
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Frankly, I find it
rather disturbing
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that you can make
so much money doing it.
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I'm sorry
you feel that way, madam.
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But you know,
it's the one career
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in which the little guy
has the advantage.
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I am delighted that
the first day of racing
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at the new Palau-Palau
racecourse was so successful.
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Thank you for your
contribution, Victor.
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At your service, Governor.
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I look forward to
seeing you all at the races.
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Well, forgive me, Governor, but
you won't be seeing me at the track.
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I think it's cruel to make
horses compete for personal gain.
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Emilia, all of our horses
are very well taken care of.
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Not to mention, gambling can
be a very dangerous habit.
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Only a complete jackass could
lose his shirt at the track.
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Well, that said, you got any hot
tips on the ponies for me, Croquey?
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Indeed, I do, Jacques.
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I have a magnificent steed I intend
to race in the derby this week.
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Follow me, and I will give
you a little peek-a-boo.
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Mes amis, behind these doors
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is la piece de résistance,
la creme de la crop.
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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Whoa, Nellie.
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Oh, yuck!
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Ha, now there's something
you don't see every day.
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What is going on?
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Madame!
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What are you doing here?
Who are you?
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I am Katherine the Great.
I am the Empress of Russia.
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I have come for my horse.
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For a second there, I thought
it was the other way around.
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Empress, may I say
what an honor it is
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to finally
make your acquaintance?
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I am the Governor
of this fair island.
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You mentioned something
about a horse?
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My champion horse
has been stolen.
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I have been informed
that the horse-nappers
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were headed towards this
insignificant little island.
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Pilu Pilu.
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Palau-Palau.
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You see,
I do so miss my little horsey.
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And how I love
to ride his
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bare back
for hours on end.
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Yeah, sure, Kat.
I know how it is.
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You know, speaking of which,
I've been told that I have certain
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horse-like attributes.
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Indeed, it's true.
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Mr. Stiles is known to all for his
striking resemblance to a horse's arse.
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Perhaps the Empress can
give us a physical description
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of her
four-legged friend.
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Well,
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he's solid
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and muscular.
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And he keeps going
and going and going.
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And he never quits
until the big finish.
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What color is it,
for God's sake?
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So testy
for a little woman.
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Like his name, White
Russian is a milky cream.
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But Empress, there is no
cream-colored horse here.
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Since you are ruler of this
island, you will find my horse
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and you will execute
the culprits of this crime.
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But Empress...
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Behold the waters
around your island.
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(GASPING)
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Something tells me
she's not horsing around.
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My fleet has
surrounded your island.
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Lf, by this time tomorrow,
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I am not bouncing joyously
upon my prize beast,
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everyone on this island
will die.
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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EMILIA: You know, Jack,
something definitely smells funny.
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JACK: Yeah, it's our shoes from
stomping around the stables.
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Don't you find
it rather suspicious
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that the disappearance of
Katherine's champion racehorse
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coincides with the opening
of Croque's racetrack?
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The fate of this island
and every innocent life on it
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depends on us locating
that damn horse, Jack.
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Jack?
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Do try to keep up.
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What do you say?
Feeling lucky?
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One...
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Are you mad? You know
my position on gambling.
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Well, what's your position
on winning?
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Come on, I've got
a sure-fire system.
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Yes, I have a sure-fire
system as well, Jack,
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I'll be sure to fire you if you
don't help me find that horse.
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Come on, if White Russian is
here, he's not going anywhere.
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And Katherine says
we got the whole day.
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Live a little.
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Fine.
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But just this one race
to get it out of your system,
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then straight back
to the mission.
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I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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All right, partner,
Perky Peter to win.
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Uh-huh. I've got a system, you know.
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Haven't we all, mister?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm telling you, baby,
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you are gonna love this.
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(GUN FIRES)
WOMAN: Watch out!
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ANNOUNCER: And they're off!
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Out of the box,
it's Lusty Lady on top
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with Perky Peter
riding her tail.
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Come on, Perky Peter.
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Show us your magic, baby!
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They really are quite
magnificent animals, aren't they?
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... around the outside, it's
Perky Peter going into overdrive.
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And look at this!
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Lusty Lady,
straining to keep up.
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That's our horse
taking the lead, isn't it?
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Uh-huh. What'd I tell you?
I got a system.
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Out of curiosity, what
are the odds on our horse?
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Well, I put down 40 francs
at 10-to-1 odds.
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We could win 400 francs!
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Come on, you Perky Peter
you, bring it home to Mama!
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Ride that rail to victory,
big boy!
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And coming down the stretch...
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There you go! Yes!
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... it's Perky Peter...
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We won!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Hey, what do you say?
One more for the road?
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Yes!
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JACK: Pardon me.
Winners coming through.
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Darling, fetch me another
Stoli on the rocks.
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And don't be stingy, baby.
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Empress, I am delighted you were
able to accept my dinner invitation.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Don't think
you're off the hook, Croquey.
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We all have to eat.
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Jump back!
Guess who's coming to dinner!
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Governor, I do hope
we're not late.
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Emilia, you look radiant
this evening.
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Well, I must confess, Mr. Stiles
persuaded me to have a wee go at the track
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and, well, we came into
a bit of good fortune.
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A bit? Hell, we got moolah
coming out the wazoo, baby.
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Say, doll, what's that
you got in your ear?
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Hey, buy yourself
something nice.
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MAID: Thank you.
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I've donated the majority
of my winnings to charity,
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but I did keep a small amount
for myself!
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Quite frankly,
it was rather exhilarating.
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Unfortunately,
Monsieur Stiles,
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no fortune can disguise
a peasant as a gentleman.
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Oh?
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Don't say
I never gave you anything.
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Now that we've made
an appearance,
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we should get back
to our horse dilemma.
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Right.
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First chance we get, we'll sneak
out of here and search the stables.
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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It is time!
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Time for what, Empress?
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A demonstration of my resolve.
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Mon Dieu!
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GUARD: That was close.
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(BURPING)
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If I don't have
a panting animal
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galloping between
my legs soon,
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(HICCUPPING)
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Then my fleet will turn
your island into rubble.
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(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
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I'm sure, Empress, that the Captain's
guards will leave no stone unturned.
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(JACK LAUGHS)
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Well, Croque,
I'd say you've been busted.
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Oh, gadzooks! What do
they feed these animals?
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Use your eyes, Jack,
not your nose.
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Oh, crap!
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There doesn't seem to be a solid
white horse anywhere around here.
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We may have been wrong
about Croque this time.
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Will you stop
fooling around...
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Emilia, if you wanted a quick roll
in the hay, all you had to do was ask.
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Oh, I don't feel like looking
for a needle in a haystack,
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but I do appreciate
the thought.
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Oh, Jack, your jacket!
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I look dashing, don't I?
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Hang on a minute.
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What the hey?
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Oh, my goodness, Jack!
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This is Katherine's horse!
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Croque's had these brown spots
painted on it to disguise it from her.
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That sneaky devil.
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The Governor's really between a rock
and a hard place on this one, Jack!
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We'll have to steal the horse
ourselves
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and return it to Katherine
anonymously.
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Well, they have to move the horse to
the track tomorrow before the big derby.
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We'll just snag him then.
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(HORSE FARTING)
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(COUGHING) In the meantime, let's
get out of this stink factory.
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Feeling lucky today?
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(LAUGHING)
Big winner here!
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Oh, Jack, I rather wish
I hadn't heard that.
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It's like an annoying itch!
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The kind you can't reach.
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What if we could reach it?
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What if we walked
right over there
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and gave it one last
big scratch?
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I mean, one last race
couldn't hurt, right?
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The horse isn't going anywhere
until the race starts.
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Beat it, chump!
Hey!
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Naughty Boy to win.
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Think about all the good we could
do for the people of this island
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with an unlimited
amount of money.
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And with your system,
we can't go wrong.
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What are you
driving at there, Em?
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Do you accept IOU's?
Yep.
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Sure you want to do this,
miss?
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Let it all ride on
Naughty Boy.
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It's up to you, lady.
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(HORSES NEIGHING)
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Emilia, out of curiosity, how much
did you just sign away, exactly?
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What does it matter? With your
system, we're a sure-fire win, baby!
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ANNOUNCER: And they're off!
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Naughty Boy
takes an early lead
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with Mister Ed,
and Trigger's on his tail.
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Who's a naughty boy, then?
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And look at this! Looks
like trouble for Naughty Boy!
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Jack, he's falling behind! What
is that system of yours, anyway?
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Well, I pick a horse whose
name most closely resembles
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something that the chicks
have called me.
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You know, like Perky Peter,
Three-Legged Wonder, Naughty Boy.
250
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Total imbecile! What if there's more
than one horse that fits that criteria?
251
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,881
Well, then I pick a winner
252
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based on a quick round of
eenie-meenie-minie-mo.
253
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What?
254
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,684
And at the wire,
it's Sore Loser with the win!
255
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:21,756
Oh, my God. We lost.
We've lost every cent we have!
256
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,572
Oh, Em, you bet it all?
257
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,670
Well, how was I supposed
to know
258
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your system was nothing more
than a word rhyme and a coin toss?
259
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,744
I can't believe
we lost everything.
260
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,012
Well,
261
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,551
we still have music
to console us.
262
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,129
I'll always remember this
as the day the music died.
263
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This is all my fault.
264
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:02,439
I never thought I could so easily
succumb to such a dreadful vice.
265
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,170
Oh, don't blame yourself, Em. I'm the
one who egged you on to begin with.
266
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,709
Well,
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00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,648
I suppose we'd better go and
steal back Katherine's horse
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and return it to her
before she attacks the island.
269
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,686
Then we'll have to find jobs
to make our money back.
270
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:18,382
Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
271
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(LAUGHING)
272
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,692
I think I know a way
to get our money back.
273
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:26,026
We'll steal the horse and paint it
so even Croque doesn't recognize it.
274
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,929
And we'll enter it
into the race ourselves.
275
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,128
Then we'll win everything back
and return the horse to Katherine.
276
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:35,230
Are you seriously suggesting we dig
ourselves out of debt by gambling yet again?
277
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,571
That's how we ended up here
in the first place.
278
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,806
Yeah, but come on. Katherine
said it was her prized horse.
279
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,676
Besides, Em,
got any better ideas?
280
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Even if we wanted to, we'd
need a jockey to ride a horse.
281
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:52,279
Then again,
I might know someone.
282
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,264
Hey, kiddo.
You sure you're up for this?
283
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,969
It's the only way.
Besides, it's about time
284
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,904
all those riding lessons
I took as a lass paid off.
285
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,664
Well, you've got my bet, Em.
Thanks, Jack.
286
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:18,673
Ladies and gentlemen, the horses
are approaching the starting line!
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00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,150
JACK: Hey, big day, huh?
288
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,811
Placed your bets
there, Brogie?
289
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,822
And we have a late entry,
ladies and gentlemen.
290
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Please welcome Gambling Habit!
291
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Atta girl, Em.
292
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,823
I'm excited for them.
293
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,095
(HORSES WHINNYING)
And they're away!
294
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,970
They're racing in the first
annual Palau-Palau sweepstakes
295
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,508
for two-year-olds!
296
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,774
I have a feeling, Empress, that the
horse-nappers will be captured today.
297
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,007
Oh, I hope so
for your sake, Governor.
298
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,278
I am sorry to hear about your
stolen horse there, Croquey.
299
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,376
Tough break.
300
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,579
Thank you, Jacques.
But that horse was
301
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,315
more trouble
than it was worth.
302
00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,324
However, I have a feeling that another
one of my horses will win today.
303
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,684
Yes, you see,
it does not hurt
304
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,321
when you have all the
jockeys working for you.
305
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,729
CROQUE: That newcomer
does not stand a chance.
306
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,432
I pity the poor jockey,
whoever he is.
307
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,268
Well, excuse me, Gov. I've
gotta see a man about a horse.
308
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,604
Hurry back.
309
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,779
Hey, new guy,
you're going down!
310
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,812
You're gonna wish
you stayed in the stables.
311
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,122
The Dragoon!
What is he doing here?
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00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,607
JOCKEY: Hey, who are you?
313
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,784
Now, kids,
don't try this at home!
314
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,163
Look, Ma, no hands.
315
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,164
Hey, what do you say, big guy?
Should we let this one off the hook?
316
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,498
(NEIGHING)
317
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,162
Ah, the neighs have it.
318
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,067
(GROANING)
319
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,075
(LAUGHING)
320
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,415
Talk about
back-to-back action!
321
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,278
Hey, Em!
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00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,116
EMILIA: Hurry up, Jack!
323
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,793
Show-off!
324
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,632
(GRUNTING)
325
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,139
(METALLIC CLATTERING)
326
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,544
(GROANING)
327
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,952
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
328
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,417
Come on!
329
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,062
(WHIP LASHING)
330
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,933
Time to reign you in, pal!
331
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:33,511
(LAUGHING)
332
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,978
Do not pass Go!
333
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,848
Yes!
334
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,855
(WHIP LASHING)
335
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,658
(EMILIA EXCLAIMING)
336
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,030
Oh, you go, girl!
337
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,912
Hey, Nut Cracker!
338
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:14,946
(LAUGHING)
339
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,390
And they're coming to
the last corner.
340
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,398
We've got Gambling Habit two
lengths clear of the Daring Dragoon!
341
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:31,300
You're doing great, Em. I'll hold the
last one off, you win the race, okay?
342
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,769
You just watch me!
343
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,495
Right!
344
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,574
(SOBBING)
345
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:52,853
And in a big upset,
Gambling Habit wins the race!
346
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,986
The Daring Dragoon
has ruined my race!
347
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:01,260
I do like the way
that masked man rides.
348
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,365
(SOBBING)
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00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,136
Empress.
350
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,874
Your day is up, Governor.
351
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,539
Please, have mercy.
352
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,146
We need more time.
353
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,812
(NEIGHING)
354
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,477
There you are, my darling!
355
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:29,985
I have missed you so,
you bucking bronco, you.
356
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,566
Oh! Well, Governor,
357
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:41,629
I would love to stay, but
urgent matter of state beckons.
358
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,971
I must get back in the saddle!
359
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,368
(EMPRESS GIGGLING)
360
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,708
To my ship!
I missed you so much.
361
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:48,905
Brogard?
362
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,018
Well, Em, I'd say
we gambled and won.
363
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,385
Oh, not another word, Jack.
Not another word.
364
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,821
I'll tell you what.
Au revoir, Empress.
365
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,450
I've learned my lesson. Your
weaknesses can really sneak up on you.
366
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,515
Yeah, welcome to my world.
367
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,562
Hey, what do you say
we stop by the Drunken PIG
368
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,892
and celebrate
with a couple of pops?
369
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,296
Yeah, sounds great!
Hey, I'll race you!
370
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,358
Oh, yeah?
Okay, what're the stakes?
371
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,733
Oh, Jack, shame on you.
372
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:13,998
Loser buys the first round!
373
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,903
Hey, it's Brainy Brit
putting on a good show,
374
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,204
but watch out, America
the Beautiful is gaining.
375
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,141
(LAUGHING)