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Is everything
clean enough for you?
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Everything but my thoughts,
sugarplum.
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EMILIA: I'm back!
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Oh! Emilia! I wasn't expecting
you back until tomorrow.
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Yes. Clearly.
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Hey, thanks for the bang-up job
there, toots. See you next week.
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(SCOFFING)
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Yes, well,
shame on you, Jack.
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I'm hardly gone a week and you're
already ogling an innocent housemaid.
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But, Em, she's so thorough.
She even polishes the knobs.
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And what is that smell?
Is something cooking?
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You bet it is. Don't you know
what tomorrow is?
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The day I fire you?
No, it's Thanksgiving!
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So I thought I'd cook up a little
gobble, gobble for us to gobble, gobble.
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Yes, Thanksgiving.
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The day you befriended
the Native Americans
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so you could swindle them
out of their homeland.
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Hey, at least we thanked them.
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And while you and your French maid
have been playing "stuff the bird,"
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who's been keeping an eye
on the Governor? Oh, relax.
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Nothing happens on this island
that Jack Stiles doesn't know about.
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Oh, really?
Then how do you explain
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the 10-storey statue being
erected at Croque's mansion?
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What?
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(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)
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Em, I swear
that wasn't there yesterday.
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Are you blind?
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Golly, Governor!
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Emilia, Jack!
What a pleasant surprise!
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Governor, I couldn't help
noticing the rather large statue
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that nobody
could possibly have missed.
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Admire it while you can,
my dear.
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Once the statue is completed, it
will be sent to America as a gift.
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You're gonna need
a lot of wrapping paper.
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Naughty, naughty! A present for the
Americans? What would the Emperor say?
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Who do you think
ordered its construction?
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Where the hell's the face?
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We're a teenie weenie little bit
behind schedule, Emperor Napoleon.
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You think?
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Look! There's a man
falling to his death!
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Where?
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
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What a pushover!
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That's got to hurt.
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Vive la France!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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Hey, babe.
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Miss me?
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That was quite an entrance,
Emperor.
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Of course. The extreme
always makes a point.
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Yeah, it's quite the mannequin
you got there, Leon.
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Mind if we have
a closer look?
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I was just explaining
to our friends, brother,
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that the statue is a gift
for the President...
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It...
...of the United States...
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It...
...of America.
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It's true.
God bless America.
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Oh, it's a lovely gesture!
May I ask what prompted it?
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I've turned over
a whole new leaf, Emilia.
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And now I just want peace on
earth and goodwill towards man.
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(BOTH MUMBLING)
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Bravo, Emperor!
(CHUCKLING) Good!
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I couldn't help but noticing
that the statue's missing a face.
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Yeah, so is the architect
who designed it.
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I've decided to finish it myself,
with your help of course, Emilia.
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My help?
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You will pose for me, so I
can model the statue's face
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after the most beautiful woman
in the world.
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Most flattering.
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And we are going to
honor the occasion
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with an old
American tradition,
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the giving thanks speech.
Feast-giving... Thanksgiving feast.
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My chef is already preparing
a delectable coq au vin.
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Oh, no. Hold on
a minute there, Croquester.
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(LAUGHING) You can't
have chicken on Thanksgiving.
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That's like having
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chicken on Thanksgiving.
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Well, what would you suggest,
my American friend?
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Well, you just leave it
to your old pal Jack.
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If we're gonna celebrate
Thanksgiving, we're gonna do it right.
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Good. It's settled. Emilia, you
will meet me in my suite in one hour.
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Offering your services to
infiltrate the Emperor's feast
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was very swift thinking,
Jack. Oh, the hell with that.
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I didn't want them wrecking a good
old-fashioned American tradition.
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Well, we have to do
more than that.
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You don't really think Napoleon
wants peace on earth, do you?
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Oh, he wants piece, all right.
He wants the biggest piece.
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Hey, try some of this.
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Oh! It tastes like hot jam!
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It's cranberry sauce.
That's nasty, Jack.
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You know, you're not exactly
getting into the spirit of things.
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I still don't know how you reconcile
displacing an entire culture.
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Well, don't get mad at me,
I wasn't even there.
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Besides, you're missing the
whole point of the holiday.
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Which is?
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Well, it's an excuse to get
out of work and stuff your face.
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It's the American way.
Oh, wonderful.
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Well, if Napoleon's gift
arrives as planned,
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my face will forever be
immortalized as part of your country.
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That wouldn't be so bad.
Oh, speaking of which,
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the Emperor's expecting me,
so I'll see you at the feast.
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EMILIA: I didn't know you
could sculpt, Emperor.
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I have many
hidden talents, madame.
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When I'm done, a cast will be
taken and enlarged for the statue.
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And what will you call
your masterpiece?
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I named it in your honor.
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It shall be called "The
Statue of Ooh, What a Rack."
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Emperor, I have
the blueprints you requested.
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Good. There is no better place
for them than by my side.
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Not that any one else
would want them, of course.
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Ah, Captain,
since I've been gone a week
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I was wondering, have you had any
more run-ins with the Daring Dragoon?
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Actually, no. It has been
deceptively quiet, madame.
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(GROWLING) I fear we have
not seen the last of him.
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I hate the Daring Dragoon!
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I hate him!
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I hate you!
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The Governor's own therapist
has suggested the doll
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to control the rage.
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NAPOLEON: I hate you! Hate
you! Hate you! Hate you!
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Say, Leon.
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Why don't you do the honors
and carve that sucker?
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There's something odd
about that statue, Jack.
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First chance we get, we must search the
Emperor's suite and find the blueprints.
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JACK: Don't you worry, Em. We'll
just keep the festivities flowing
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until everyone's in a coma.
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Just white meat
for me, brother.
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A fit governor
is a good governor!
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Die, bird! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die!
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Ah, ah, ah.
Not so fast, Cappy.
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See. Before we can eat,
we have to go around the table
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so each of us can say
what we're grateful for.
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Emilia,
why don't you go first?
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What a good idea.
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Well, I'm thankful for my
health and that of my loved ones,
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as well as the company
of good friends.
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Splendid.
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I am grateful that I was
not born a filthy peasant,
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and that the planets aligned to endow the
Bonaparte family with wealth and good taste.
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I am thankful that I have been spared the
Dragoon's insolence for an entire week.
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I'm grateful for miniskirts,
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the Wonderbra, penicillin...
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Oh, and those little donut
holes you can get 12 for a buck.
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And I'm thankful
that the world will soon be...
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A place where we can
all live in peace.
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Brother.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(ALL SNORING)
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Bed!
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Jack, wake up!
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I swear, I thought
he was a woman.
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Em?
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Why didn't you tell me
you drugged the meal?
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I didn't. This is how
every Thanksgiving goes.
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Napoleon's asleep. Now's our
chance to look at the blueprints.
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I can't believe
no one tried my pie!
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(DOOR OPENING)
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(WHISPERING)
How convenient.
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(EMILIA GASPS)
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EMILIA: Oh, my God, Jack,
the statue is a Trojan horse!
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JACK: I'll be a son of a gun.
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Okay, now put it back
or he'll know we were here.
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Thought you could
sneak up on me, did you?
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Emilia,
my traitorous dream girl.
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Too bad, so sad,
prepare to die.
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You're dreaming,
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you gorgeous hunk
of imperial man meat.
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Otherwise, would a proper
English lady such as myself
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be acting like a cheap hussy?
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Then strip and love me.
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Yes, indeed.
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Just close your eyes,
and your wish is my command
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(SINGING) Go to sleep, Emperor
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And you can dream of me naked
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Imagine all we can do
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If you fall asleep right now
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(HUMMING)
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Oh, boy, I'd love to see the
show going on between his ears.
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There! I've recreated the
statue's blueprints from memory.
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Impressive, aren't I?
Oh, big deal.
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You're not the only one around here
with a pornographic memory, sister.
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Now pay attention.
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By my calculations,
the weight of the torch
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is keeping the rest
of the statue in balance.
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Wait a minute. So you're saying
if somehow we can figure out
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how to blow that torch,
we can topple it?
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Precisely. There's just one problem. Oh?
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The statue's completely
surrounded by soldiers.
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So we're gonna need one hell of a
diversion to get the bomb in place.
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Wait a minute.
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There's still one last
Thanksgiving tradition
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that can occupy
those Frenchies.
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All right. We're ready.
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I've mastered this petty game.
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Okay. Coin toss
determines the kickoff.
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I'll take tails.
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Heads!
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Prepare to suck my cleats.
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(CHEERLEADERS CHANTING)
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Okay. We're gonna play
prison rules, baby.
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If we can injure enough
of Napoleon's team,
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he's got to use
his statue guard.
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That's brilliant, Jack. He'll gladly
use any of his men to win the game!
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Then I'll just put on
the cape,
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make a surprise appearance and
score the winning touchdown.
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Hey, which reminds me.
Did you bring it?
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Oh.
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I've rigged it
with a 30-second fuse.
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Good. That's all the time
I'll need.
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Okay! One, two, three, break!
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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Time to turn on the juice.
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JACK: Oh, no, you don't!
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Take it home, baby brother!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Way to go, bro!
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You got lucky this time, Leon.
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Yeah. I'm lucky you suck.
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(GRUNTING)
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Defeat!
247
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,716
Defeat!
248
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,251
(WOMEN CHEERING)
249
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,715
(LAUGHING)
250
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,361
Yes!
251
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,334
(GROANING)
252
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,769
This is just an excuse to get your
hands between my legs, isn't it?
253
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,141
Oh, it's a nice little perk.
254
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,045
Right, now, come on, get your mind out
of the gutter and concentrate on the game.
255
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:46,846
Here we go, 36, 24, 36.
256
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,682
Hut, hut, hut!
257
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,585
(NAPOLEON EXCLAIMING)
258
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,123
(RAZZING)
259
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,827
You play like a girl.
260
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,632
(GROANING)
261
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,200
I think he ruptured
my spleen!
262
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,554
BROGARD: You two, get changed!
GUARDS: Oui, Captain!
263
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,931
BROGARD: Come on! Get in!
264
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,615
(SHOUTING)
265
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,059
(GROANING)
266
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,101
It's working, Jack.
The statue's unguarded.
267
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,659
Now's the perfect time
to fake an injury.
268
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,102
Who's faking it?
269
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,400
(GROANING)
270
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,203
Ow, my leg! I can't go on!
271
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,834
What?
He's torn a ligament.
272
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,936
We're gonna have to use
our second-string quarterback.
273
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,105
(GROANING)
274
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,239
You got off easy.
275
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,909
Yeah? Till next time, Leon.
276
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,380
(GROANING)
Knock it off!
277
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,316
Governor.
278
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,559
Here you go.
279
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,560
Oh, Emilia, so kind, my dear.
280
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,497
42, 89.
281
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,800
Hut! Hut! Hut!
282
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,074
(EXCLAIMING)
283
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,012
(CROWD CHEERING)
284
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,212
PLAYER: I got it! I got it!
285
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,053
Denied.
286
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,488
The Daring Dragoon!
287
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,751
Get him!
288
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,553
Vite! Vite!
289
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,834
(JACK LAUGHING)
290
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,604
Merde!
291
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,678
(PANTING)
292
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,418
Where is this guy?
293
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,919
He's not here.
Yes.
294
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,354
(SCREAMING)
295
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,965
(SCREAMING)
296
00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,905
(LAUGHING)
297
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,108
I don't know what
you're doing here, Dragoon,
298
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,375
but I'm glad you came.
299
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,508
We have some unfinished
business, you and I.
300
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,313
Well, you remember me.
I'm flattered.
301
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,411
You'll be even flatter when
I throw you to your death.
302
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,321
Oh, yeah? Over my dead...
303
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,722
Wait a minute. Scratch that.
304
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,396
(GRUNTING)
305
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,100
(LAUGHS)
306
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,507
Game over, Leon!
307
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,367
(LAUGHS)
308
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,741
At last, Dragoon, your head will
be my trophy for a game well played.
309
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,651
Look, if we don't get off this
metal dame in a few seconds,
310
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,749
both of us are gonna be dead.
I planted a bomb, see?
311
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,628
Then we'll have to play
overtime in hell!
312
00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:00,297
Sayonara, Leon.
This game's a blowout.
313
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,703
(JACK LAUGHING)
314
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,172
No!
315
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,544
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
316
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,351
(RUMBLING)
317
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,131
You bastards!
318
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,063
You blew her up!
319
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,235
Why? Why? Why? Why?
320
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,369
You damn, filthy Americans!
321
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,537
(SOBBING)
322
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,720
Excuse me, ma'am, I'm here
to read the meter.
323
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,557
Oh, Jack!
324
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,892
Jack! Jack, please wake up!
325
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,702
Auntie Em?
326
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,896
Thank God you're all right.
327
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,168
Hey, did it work?
328
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,075
Yes, we did it.
The statue's destroyed
329
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,080
and Napoleon's heading back to
France with his tail between his legs.
330
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,376
(GROANING)
331
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,716
Em, I think I'm in need of
some serious medical attention.
332
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:24,347
Yes, we'll get you straight to
the lab and get you fixed right up.
333
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,791
You're going to be just fine.
334
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,286
Hey, too bad
about that statue.
335
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,524
Your mug looking
down on the world
336
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,024
might have been
kind of nice.
337
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,430
You must've had
a blow to the head.
338
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,778
Hey, you were actually
worried about me, weren't you?
339
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,076
I thought you were dead.
340
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,580
No such luck.
341
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,979
Looks like we're gonna be stuck
with each other for a while longer.
342
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:58,022
Then we both have something
to be thankful for today.
343
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,127
Let's get you fixed right up.
344
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,626
(GROANING)
345
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,055
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
346
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,564
(GROANING)
347
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,430
Sorry.
348
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,001
Sorry. Sorry.
349
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,433
Oh, come on, Jack.
350
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,567
What?