1 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:03,983 ♪ la, la, la, la 2 00:00:04,018 --> 00:00:05,799 ♪ la, la, la, la 3 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:08,934 ♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:11,267 --> 00:00:12,699 Sherri: i'll be right out! 5 00:00:12,734 --> 00:00:15,617 How many outfits have have we seen now? 6 00:00:15,652 --> 00:00:18,501 I zoned out after the velvet hip-Huggers. 7 00:00:18,536 --> 00:00:20,085 America has voted... 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,634 And this is the winner. 9 00:00:21,669 --> 00:00:23,501 Oh, you are right! 10 00:00:23,536 --> 00:00:25,334 I didn't vote. 11 00:00:25,369 --> 00:00:26,432 Shut it. 12 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,199 That is a first-Date outfit. 13 00:00:28,234 --> 00:00:30,767 I want it to say "sexy, but i'm not giving it up. 14 00:00:30,802 --> 00:00:32,432 "I'm strong but vulnerable. 15 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,601 I know how to cook, but i'd rather you do it." 16 00:00:34,636 --> 00:00:37,400 To me it just says, "boobs!" 17 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:41,033 I don't know why you're going through all this trouble. 18 00:00:41,068 --> 00:00:42,566 You know what your date's doing right now? 19 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:44,801 He's wondering whether or not he should change his underwear. 20 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,100 She hasn't had a real date in 10 years. 21 00:00:47,135 --> 00:00:49,000 12. 15. 22 00:00:49,035 --> 00:00:50,232 15! 23 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,766 I just peed a little. 24 00:00:52,801 --> 00:00:56,199 Sherri, you have nothing to worry about. 25 00:00:56,234 --> 00:00:58,200 No, i don't know if this is such a good idea, 26 00:00:58,235 --> 00:00:59,851 Me dating my son's pediatrician. 27 00:00:59,886 --> 00:01:01,509 Bo hasn't had all his shots yet. 28 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:03,133 And what if it doesn't work out? 29 00:01:03,168 --> 00:01:04,265 What if it does? 30 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,567 Then i guess the shots would be free. 31 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:11,100 Oh, god. You know what? This is just insane... 32 00:01:11,135 --> 00:01:12,532 Me dating again. 33 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:15,534 I thought that i would have all of my meals with the same man 34 00:01:15,569 --> 00:01:18,400 Over and over with nothing to talk about. 35 00:01:18,435 --> 00:01:20,734 Whatever happened to that dream? 36 00:01:20,769 --> 00:01:22,884 Why are you making such a fuss? 37 00:01:22,919 --> 00:01:25,000 Dating is dating. It never changes. 38 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:26,065 Oh, it's changed. 39 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,200 Guys are watching a lot more porn. 40 00:01:28,235 --> 00:01:29,368 They want us to... 41 00:01:29,403 --> 00:01:30,466 Wait a minute! 42 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:32,300 You are not talking about porn in front of my dad! 43 00:01:32,335 --> 00:01:34,167 Let your girlfriend finish her thought. 44 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,701 I just don't want to blow this. 45 00:01:37,736 --> 00:01:38,799 I mean, what if i'm talking 46 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:40,534 And i accidentally spray food out of my mouth? 47 00:01:40,569 --> 00:01:41,866 Or what if he's one of those guys 48 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,801 That reaches across the plate and grabs my food? 49 00:01:43,836 --> 00:01:46,133 I will cut his hand off. 50 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:48,098 Don't worry, baby. 51 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:50,334 This dr. Gregg might be the man of your dreams. 52 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:52,267 Oh, nice going! Now he won't! 53 00:01:52,302 --> 00:01:53,265 What? Why not? 54 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,799 Because you can't say it out loud. 55 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,599 It's like a hat on the bed... bad luck. 56 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,701 Now you gotta turn around and spit three times. 57 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:00,165 Oh, that's ridiculous. 58 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,132 You face east and jump up and down. 59 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:04,250 Nuh-Unh. You shake your money at the moon. 60 00:02:04,285 --> 00:02:06,393 No, no, that's when you want to bowl 300. 61 00:02:06,428 --> 00:02:08,501 Oh, no, that's one you shave one leg. 62 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,165 And what do you do 63 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,501 If the people that are giving you dating advice 64 00:02:13,536 --> 00:02:15,067 Are all insane?! 65 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,400 Oh, i know. 66 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,833 [ Door closes ] 67 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:26,834 What's insane is that her date is not for three hours. 68 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,000 Not a word. 69 00:02:39,234 --> 00:02:41,567 You know, i was really nervous about tonight, 70 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:43,601 But it turned out to be a lot of fun. 71 00:02:43,636 --> 00:02:44,918 Yeah, it did. 72 00:02:44,953 --> 00:02:46,165 [ Chuckles ] 73 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,567 So, i, uh, guess this is the part where one of us should say, 74 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,100 "We should do this again sometime." 75 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:51,701 I'd like that to be you. 76 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:52,833 [ Chuckling ] okay. 77 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,667 We should do this again sometime. 78 00:02:54,702 --> 00:02:56,068 We should. 79 00:02:56,103 --> 00:02:57,399 I'll call you. 80 00:02:57,434 --> 00:03:00,167 [ Chuckling ] okay. 81 00:03:00,202 --> 00:03:01,467 Good night. 82 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,834 Good night. 83 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,334 Ooh! Oh! Ow! 84 00:03:13,369 --> 00:03:14,299 Wow. 85 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:15,434 Ow! Sorry. 86 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:26,767 Sherri, i'm sure it wasn't that bad. 87 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:30,100 No, it was. We knocked each other around. 88 00:03:30,135 --> 00:03:32,567 It was like being in bumper cars. 89 00:03:32,602 --> 00:03:34,132 Ohh, have i been there. 90 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,933 Oh, you had an awkward first kiss? 91 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:37,998 Oh, no, i'm sorry. I was only half-Listening. 92 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:40,367 I thought we were talking about having sex in bumper cars. 93 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,833 You know, one bad kiss doesn't mean anything. 94 00:03:44,868 --> 00:03:48,067 It's true. You know, sometimes you got to teach a guy how to kiss. 95 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,467 I kind of got famous for that in my neighborhood. 96 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:51,965 [ Laughs ] 97 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,399 I don't know how it happened. 98 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,000 I had been planning that kiss all night long in my head. 99 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:58,401 And then when he actually moved in, i turned. 100 00:03:58,436 --> 00:04:00,732 It was like my body had a mind of its own. 101 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:03,367 And i don't know why, 'cause i actually like the guy. 102 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:04,965 I should call him and explain. 103 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,200 No, sorry. You absolutely cannot call him. 104 00:04:07,235 --> 00:04:08,499 She needs to call him. 105 00:04:08,534 --> 00:04:11,133 She's too old to be playing these games. 106 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:15,317 Did i say "old"? 107 00:04:15,352 --> 00:04:17,626 I'm on your side. 108 00:04:17,661 --> 00:04:19,866 No, no calls. 109 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:23,367 Okay, look. Women get to decide the first time to have sex. 110 00:04:23,402 --> 00:04:26,334 Men get to decide when to make the first phone call. 111 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:28,032 It's their little piece of power. 112 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,917 They get very upset if you take that away from them. 113 00:04:30,952 --> 00:04:33,767 Is that the wisdom you learned in the bumper cars? 114 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,432 I mean, i-I have to call him. 115 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:38,734 Right now he probably thinks i'm a freak. 116 00:04:38,769 --> 00:04:41,667 Oh, great, i got his voicemail. 117 00:04:41,702 --> 00:04:43,634 Hey, randy. It's sherri. 118 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:45,451 Sherri robinson. 119 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,199 From last night. 120 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:50,601 And the previous seven years at your pediatric office. 121 00:04:50,636 --> 00:04:53,968 Not as a patient, of course. I have a grown-Up doctor. 122 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,118 Not that you're not grown-Up. 123 00:04:56,153 --> 00:04:58,234 Obviously, you've grown up. 124 00:04:58,269 --> 00:04:59,534 And very nicely. 125 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,766 That was a lot of fun last night, 126 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:05,734 And you said that we should do it again, 127 00:05:05,769 --> 00:05:07,065 And i totally agree. 128 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:10,000 But that thing at the end, i can explain... 129 00:05:10,035 --> 00:05:11,965 Damn it, it cut me off. 130 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,601 This is the hand of god. God hung up that phone for you. 131 00:05:15,636 --> 00:05:16,998 No, i can fix this. 132 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:20,367 You couldn't fix this with garlic and an albino cat. 133 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,866 Hi, randy! 134 00:05:23,901 --> 00:05:25,834 It's sherri again, from last night. 135 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:28,018 Uh, i just wanted to finish my thought, 136 00:05:28,053 --> 00:05:30,132 And as i said, great time last night. 137 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:33,167 [ Chuckles ] but i think we can both agree... that kiss? 138 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,718 [ Laughs ] 139 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:36,199 That kiss. 140 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:37,299 Whoo! That kiss. 141 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:39,701 Wow, that was one for the record books. 142 00:05:39,736 --> 00:05:41,599 I mean, the bad record books. 143 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,801 I don't know if they keep bad record books. 144 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,968 I don't, but some athletic departments do. 145 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:48,332 No more. 146 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:49,799 Why did you do that? 147 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:52,934 I would have tasered you, but i left it under my desk. 148 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,783 Are these those magical depositions 149 00:05:55,818 --> 00:05:57,659 That can fly to court on their own? 150 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:59,501 I'm going, summer. I'm going. Uh-Huh. 151 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:01,299 Just as i suspected. 152 00:06:01,334 --> 00:06:03,334 Not one of these files has our code on them. 153 00:06:03,369 --> 00:06:05,334 And if they don't have our code on them, 154 00:06:05,369 --> 00:06:06,566 How is anyone going to know 155 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:09,017 They came from my paralegal department? 156 00:06:09,052 --> 00:06:11,434 You know what you are? Code-Dependent. 157 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:12,367 [ Laughs ] 158 00:06:13,534 --> 00:06:16,667 I'll do it in the cab. 159 00:06:16,702 --> 00:06:17,833 What if he calls? 160 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:19,666 And what if the sun explodes? 161 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:22,167 Okay, you see where i'm going with that? 162 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,833 Oh, my goodness. Oh. 163 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,300 Oh, a taxi... thank god! 164 00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:35,132 Excuse you. 165 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,866 I'm sorry. Are you getting out? 166 00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:40,365 "I'm sorry. Are you getting out?" Yeah. 167 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,033 Was that a yes? I'm sorry. I'm in such a rush. 168 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:45,065 Relax! Keep your acrylics on. 169 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,934 They refill the bargain bin like every three hours. 170 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:51,601 Not for nothing, if i wasn't such a lady, 171 00:06:51,636 --> 00:06:53,100 I'd rip your neck out! 172 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,534 It's all yours, carmela. 173 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:05,033 Oh, hey, wait! You forgot your... 174 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:08,399 Sorry, i don't speak jersey! 175 00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:12,167 Oh, well, then, i guess you wouldn't understand. 176 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:14,434 [ Singsong ] you forgot your phone. 177 00:07:20,801 --> 00:07:22,550 My phone! 178 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:24,265 [ Sighs ] 179 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,467 What? He's coming down now to see me? 180 00:07:27,502 --> 00:07:28,799 [ Breathing heavily ] 181 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:32,300 A partner is coming! A partner is coming! 182 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:33,265 Which one? 183 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,701 The only one that matters... bart peaslee. 184 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:38,032 He is a golden-Haired legal dynamo. 185 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,133 And he's only been down here once before, 186 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,867 And that was for phyllis. 187 00:07:41,902 --> 00:07:43,532 Oh, phyllis. Oh, phyllis. 188 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,365 Hey, what ever happened to her? 189 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,133 She went back to serbia to sell bread. 190 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:55,400 Someone in this mailroom has stolen my daughter's phone. 191 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:56,934 This is the paralegal department. 192 00:07:56,969 --> 00:07:58,467 Oh, the pretend lawyers. 193 00:08:00,634 --> 00:08:02,767 Yes, that's right, mr. Peaslee. 194 00:08:02,802 --> 00:08:04,332 It is such an honor. 195 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:08,217 Your article about the digital millennium copyright act, 196 00:08:08,252 --> 00:08:12,067 I'm not embarrassed to say, it's on my bedroom wall. 197 00:08:12,102 --> 00:08:14,351 You scare me a little. 198 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:16,566 And...i like that. 199 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:19,501 Now, all i know is my daughter called her therapist. 200 00:08:19,536 --> 00:08:20,899 Her therapist called me, 201 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,000 And i will not hear the end of this until i find the phone. 202 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:26,400 Oh, you seem stressed. How can i help? 203 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:27,300 Well... 204 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,868 I'm looking for a tall, blond girl with a jersey accent. 205 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,400 Oh, there's nobody down here like that. 206 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:35,566 At the moment. 207 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:37,334 Well, now, just so you're clear, 208 00:08:37,369 --> 00:08:39,632 This female garden-Stater 209 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,998 Was carrying a box with our logo on it. 210 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:45,100 Unprovoked, she forcibly ejected my innocent daughter 211 00:08:45,135 --> 00:08:47,901 From said vehicle and absconded with her phone! 212 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:51,067 [ Laughs ] am i still dressed? 213 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:56,599 This is absolutely a mistake! 214 00:08:56,634 --> 00:08:59,766 There is no one down here like that! 215 00:08:59,801 --> 00:09:03,767 And we don't even know what "absconded" means. 216 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:09,199 Because we're paralegals. 217 00:09:09,234 --> 00:09:11,432 Well, just tell me who i'm supposed to fire, 218 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,850 Because at this point, all of you look flammable. 219 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:16,199 Sir, as the manager of the paralegal department, 220 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,901 I can assure you... whoo! Did you feel that connection? 221 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:27,733 Is it safe? 222 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,965 Not really. 223 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,601 Peaslee is saying you stole his daughter's phone. 224 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,666 Oh, please. 225 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,833 She left it in the cab. 226 00:09:32,868 --> 00:09:35,434 I tried to give it back to her, but she was so mean. 227 00:09:35,469 --> 00:09:37,399 All bart's daughter needs 228 00:09:37,434 --> 00:09:40,734 Is a firm, loving, stepmotherly hand. 229 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,065 You got to return the phone. 230 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,083 Yeah, you're on the verge of getting us all fired. 231 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:50,067 But if i return the phone, then i'll get fired. 232 00:09:50,102 --> 00:09:51,232 Nobody is getting fired. 233 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,634 We can return this phone. We just need a plan. 234 00:09:53,669 --> 00:09:55,232 Uh, no plans, no schemes. 235 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,601 I cannot sanction this tomfoolery! 236 00:09:57,636 --> 00:09:58,532 You can be in on it. 237 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,499 Oh, goody, 'cause i have a plan! 238 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,734 So...put it in an interoffice envelope 239 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,899 And then drop it in the mail cart, 240 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:06,934 And no one will know where it came from. 241 00:10:06,969 --> 00:10:08,365 Ooh, that's a good idea. 242 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,767 Let's go pick out the envelope together, huh? 243 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,399 You know, i had that same idea, 244 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:17,100 But it was so 3rd-Grade, i was ashamed to say it. 245 00:10:17,135 --> 00:10:18,933 [ Cellphone ringing ] 246 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:21,934 Sherri, it's your phone! It's ringing! It's randy! 247 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,968 Oh! [ Laughing ] 248 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,852 Hello. 249 00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,666 Hello? 250 00:10:27,701 --> 00:10:29,532 Ah, damn, i missed it! 251 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,434 Oh, it's okay. We'll just wait for the voicemail beep. 252 00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:34,133 || [ Clears throat ] 253 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,734 You know what? The important thing is, is that he called you. 254 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:44,766 So just call him back. 255 00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:47,200 Without a message? Really? 256 00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:49,265 Who raised you? 257 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,834 Do i call? Do i not call? 258 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:51,998 What do i wear? 259 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,968 Add braces and a pair of m.C. Hammer pants, 260 00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:55,632 I'm right back in high school. 261 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:58,434 Well, welcome back to the wonderful world of dating. 262 00:10:58,469 --> 00:11:00,365 Not for me. I don't think so. 263 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,732 I'm working, i'm acting, i got a kid. 264 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,734 I got enough going on. I don't need to be dating. 265 00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:05,801 [ Cellphone clatters ] 266 00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:07,499 Me neither. 267 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,133 Hey, do any of you guys have any of those estrogen pills? 268 00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:13,801 'Cause i think my sideburns are growing back. 269 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:15,668 Does it look... 270 00:11:15,703 --> 00:11:17,466 Could you feel it? 271 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,968 Just real quick, 'cause i... 272 00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,834 Oh... ooh, yeah. 273 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,501 Announcer: she was the president of her quilting club, 274 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,567 A crossing guard at the local middle school, 275 00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:37,766 And a doting wife to her husband, wayne. 276 00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:41,334 || Is it possible she could be capable of murder? 277 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,466 Ohh! Of course it's possible! 278 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,968 She has three registered handguns, 279 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:47,801 And she cuts her own hair! 280 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,434 How many people helped you pick out this outfit? 281 00:11:52,469 --> 00:11:54,401 Three. Me, ben, and jerry. 282 00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:56,299 Shh! This is the good part. 283 00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:58,317 This woman is about to lose her mind. 284 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:00,459 You talking about the show or you? 285 00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:02,397 Daddy, don't give me a hard time. 286 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:04,265 I just want to stay home, relax, 287 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,534 And watch some women kill their husbands. 288 00:12:07,569 --> 00:12:08,599 I see what you're doing. 289 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,501 You're going into your hibernation mode. 290 00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:12,085 It's only been a few days. 291 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,599 We've been down this road, 292 00:12:13,634 --> 00:12:15,600 Every time you get upset about something. 293 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,567 Remember that summer you let your cousins 294 00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:19,334 Talk you into relaxing your hair... 295 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:21,132 Off? 296 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:25,267 I needed time to regroup and regrow. 297 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,868 Now you need to get up and get out. 298 00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:29,933 No. 299 00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:32,234 Young lady, as long as you live in my house, 300 00:12:32,269 --> 00:12:34,265 You will live by my rules. 301 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,801 This is my house, and i don't even know why you're here. 302 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,334 'Cause i'm worried about you. 303 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:43,833 Bo is at a sleepover. 304 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,501 Why don't you go put on some real clothes, 305 00:12:45,536 --> 00:12:47,385 And i'll take you out for some fun? 306 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,234 Can't i at least wait till the end? 307 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,534 She's about to bury him alive! 308 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,984 I'm gonna show you how to have fun. 309 00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:02,276 ♪ la-La-La-La la-La-La-La-La-La-La ♪ 310 00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:06,534 ♪ la-La-La-La-La-La-La la la la ♪ 311 00:13:06,569 --> 00:13:07,899 ♪ mixed up and lost 312 00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:10,300 ♪ you showed me love at no cost ♪ 313 00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:12,634 ♪ and when nobody else cared 314 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:14,100 ♪ you were there 315 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,332 ♪ down on my luck 316 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,868 ♪ you helped my life get unstuck ♪ 317 00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:21,634 ♪ and when the world went away 318 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,100 ♪ you stayed 319 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:29,165 ♪ thank you for the good times 320 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:35,200 ♪ thank you for the joy you've given me ♪ 321 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:37,933 ♪ yeah, yeah, thank you 322 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:41,734 ♪ la-La-La-La la-La-La-La-La-La-La ♪ 323 00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:45,501 ♪ la-La-La-La-La-La-La la la la ♪ 324 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:51,500 ♪ la-La-La-La la-La-La-La-La-La-La ♪ 325 00:13:51,535 --> 00:13:55,634 ♪ la-La-La-La-La-La-La la la la ♪ 326 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,232 [ Wolf-Whistles ] 327 00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,834 You're looking pretty fancy today. 328 00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:06,998 What's up with that? 329 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,367 Oh, nothing. I'm just going out with someone special. 330 00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:10,599 [ Laughs ] i knew it! 331 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:11,901 I said he would call again, and he did, 332 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:12,984 And you didn't want to tell me 333 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,076 'Cause you hate it when i'm right, 334 00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:15,133 But now you got to give it to me. 335 00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:16,767 [ Laughs ] ah... 336 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:19,098 I was right. 337 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,165 Randy didn't call. 338 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,167 I'm going to dinner with my dad. 339 00:14:22,202 --> 00:14:24,767 What?! Again? No. 340 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,432 No? Why no? 341 00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,834 He takes you to the movies, the clubs, out to eat. 342 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,667 You went on a dinner cruise. Sherri. 343 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,032 Celia. Angie. 344 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,032 You're dating your dad. 345 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:36,033 No, i'm not. That is ridiculous. 346 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,132 Then what are you doing? 347 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,467 I'm simply enjoying the company 348 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,766 Of someone who loves me, 349 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:42,133 Wants me to be happy, and is showing me a good time. 350 00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:45,299 Oh, my god, i'm dating my dad! 351 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:49,601 All i'm saying is the third date is gonna be very awkward. 352 00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,100 No. 353 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,632 Bart peaslee's on his way down. 354 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,100 Twice in one year. I wonder what the draw could be. 355 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:07,133 Maybe he knows where the phone came from. 356 00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,632 Or maybe he wants to continue 357 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,132 Our dignified, unspoken flirtation. 358 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:15,400 Whatever it is, i will be in bathroom stall number four. 359 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,199 [ Gasps ] 360 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,734 He has the envelope, the interoffice envelope! 361 00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:23,400 You are the worst criminal ever. 362 00:15:23,435 --> 00:15:24,499 Look what i found in my 363 00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,684 "Whenever the hell i get around to it" box. 364 00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:28,834 Anything you want to tell me, miss dickie? 365 00:15:28,869 --> 00:15:30,367 You're very powerful and magnetic? 366 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:31,701 Yes, i got your note. 367 00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:34,165 And i'll think about it. 368 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,901 Still, i can't have employees who steal from my children. 369 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,299 I already have a house full of those. 370 00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:42,000 Mr. Peaslee, i don't know where that envelope came from. 371 00:15:42,035 --> 00:15:45,167 Isn't that your department code on the top there? 372 00:15:45,202 --> 00:15:48,300 Now she uses the code? You've got to be kidding me. 373 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:51,067 Miss dickie, i have to hold you responsible. 374 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:52,098 Me? 375 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:55,300 Excuse me, mr. Peaslee? 376 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,199 I love my job. 377 00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:01,033 It's the only time i feel i'm doing anything of value in this world. 378 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,499 But i have to tell you, 379 00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:04,766 I'm the one who found your daughter's phone. 380 00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:07,300 So if you're gonna fire anybody, it should be me. 381 00:16:07,335 --> 00:16:08,651 Okay, you're fired. 382 00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:09,968 Actually, mr. Peaslee, 383 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:10,899 I took her phone. 384 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,734 She was trying to protect me. 385 00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:13,799 You're fired. 386 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:14,965 No, no, no, no. No, no. 387 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,098 I'm the one who took the phone. 388 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,467 They're all just trying to protect me. 389 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:18,998 You're fired! 390 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:22,634 This is not the man whose face i made into a snow globe. 391 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:26,000 That man would know that we are not a typing pool. 392 00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:28,268 We are the paralegal department, 393 00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:30,466 The backbone of this law firm. 394 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:33,599 There is not a contract, motion, file, or brief 395 00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:37,033 That we don't research, write, and put your name on. 396 00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:39,534 Nobody here stole your daughter's phone. 397 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,000 Now, i know you're not used to this, 398 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,265 But check your facts. 399 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,300 And then check your daughter. 400 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,634 Oh, snap! [ Screams ] 401 00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:49,635 [ Women laughing ] 402 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,601 [ Laughter stops ] 403 00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:57,032 Nobody's getting fired. 404 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,334 And i think i'm looking at the fourth mrs. Bart peaslee. 405 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:02,567 Of course, i'm still on number two. 406 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:07,601 This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 407 00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:09,632 Celia: way to step up, summer! 408 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:12,133 Wow, summer, you were fearless and strong. 409 00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:13,667 You make me proud to be a woman. 410 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,065 [ Stammering ] 411 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,065 Bart, can you just shoot me an e-Mail 412 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,501 When things are crumbling with wife number three? 413 00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:21,534 I'd just like to be ready. 414 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,667 What... 415 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,334 I'll take the new york strip, pittsburgh style... 416 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,734 Rare on the inside, charred on the outside... 417 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:41,100 With the hash browns and the creamed spinach. 418 00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:42,466 How is your tomato? 419 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,634 If it's good, i'll have the tomato-Onion salad. 420 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:47,467 If not, give me the shrimp cocktail. 421 00:17:47,502 --> 00:17:49,685 You know what? Bring 'em both. 422 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,868 Are you being executed tomorrow? 423 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:54,701 I'll have whatever's left. 424 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,699 Sherri, i have something i have to say to you. 425 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:03,000 Dad, before you even start, i have something to say. 426 00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:05,133 I love spending time with you. 427 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,032 This has been so much fun. 428 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,634 But we got to take a little break from each other. 429 00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:12,400 I mean, it's not you, it's me. 430 00:18:12,435 --> 00:18:13,466 I know it's not me. 431 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:16,065 That's why i'm giving you the old heave-Ho, too. 432 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,500 You can't break up with me. I'm breaking up with you. 433 00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:20,784 Well, i don't care how we do it as long as we do it. 434 00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:23,033 Now, you can tell the story whatever way you want. 435 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:26,200 That's fine. We can still be friends. 436 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,566 Okay, buddy. 437 00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,834 Then it's your turn to pick up the check tonight. 438 00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:32,234 [ Laughs ] no, really, am i paying? 439 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:33,833 [ Laughs ] 440 00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:36,034 Cancel the shrimp cocktail! 441 00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:38,165 Bring the shrimp cocktail! 442 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,701 Sweetheart, i love spending time with you. 443 00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:42,032 I treasure every minute, 444 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,833 I wouldn't change it for the world, 445 00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,751 But i just wanted to get you off that couch. 446 00:18:46,786 --> 00:18:49,599 And you did, dad. I'm so grateful that you did. 447 00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,467 But i am not the one who should be seeing you smile, 448 00:18:52,502 --> 00:18:53,799 Hearing you laugh. 449 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,667 I'm not the fellow you should be saying good night to. 450 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,767 You know that. 451 00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,199 [ Sighs ] 452 00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:01,501 You know, dad, the thing about dating is, 453 00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,468 It's supposed to be exciting. 454 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:05,400 It's supposed to be hopeful. 455 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,332 All i have is fear. 456 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:10,901 And after kevin, i know how this thing can turn out. 457 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:13,051 I-I'm scared to even start. 458 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,559 Oh, baby, that's all right. 459 00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:18,347 You know, you can still do it. 460 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:21,100 If you're scared, do it scared. 461 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,866 Sherri. Hi. 462 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,200 Hi. I want to explain my message... 463 00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:40,666 "S." 464 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,699 No need to explain. 465 00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:45,567 Possibly no way to explain. 466 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,766 I called you back. 467 00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:49,799 I know, and i'm returning your call in person. 468 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:53,501 And hopefully, this message will be a little more clear. 469 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,566 Mmm. 470 00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:08,232 That message i will be playing back later. 471 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:11,033 That was the good-Night kiss i meant to give you 472 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,032 When we went out. 473 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,833 It was worth waiting for. 474 00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:17,601 Well, this is the part where one of us should say, 475 00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:19,568 "I'll call you." 476 00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:21,501 Oh, i'll call you. 477 00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:25,701 Good night. 478 00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:26,968 Good night. 479 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,334 [ Cellphone rings ] 480 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,767 Hi, randy.