1 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:10,204 What's this about? 2 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,404 Um, I guess 3 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,436 professionalism, 4 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:17,382 like at least going through the motions of doing the job 5 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,942 and... and pretending it matters. 6 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,510 You're firing me? 7 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,421 Henry, I need this job. 8 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:27,051 Well, I am sorry. 9 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,927 Okay, well, this is kind of what I'm talking about. 10 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,489 - Am I unfired? - No. 11 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,593 I just lost my job. I need a drink. 12 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,935 Please, Henry, don't... 13 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,465 Look, I warned you three times, Tim. What am I supposed to do? 14 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,671 Not give a shit, like a human being. 15 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,647 Look, all you had to do was be on time and not get drunk. 16 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,672 It's not a difficult job description. 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,982 - It's 'cause I was born short. - What? No no. 18 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,955 Do you think it's easy holding that fucking tray up so high? 19 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,959 Look, Tim, this is only because you're a shitty worker. That's it. 20 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,188 Henry, the promoter's looking for you. 21 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,786 Yeah, okay, just in one second, Lydia. 22 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,856 The boss is busy firing me 'cause I make him uncomfortable. 23 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,125 It's... it's not true. 24 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,365 My car payments... I'm gonna lose my car 25 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,168 and my life will collapse because of you. 26 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,505 Are you happy? 27 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,534 No, I'm not happy. 28 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:22,878 You love the power, big boss man. 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,612 You're gonna think about this tonight, jerkoff. 30 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,723 Man over microphone: And we are back. 31 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,670 Does this seem okay to you? 32 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,079 Oh, you look so handsome, sweetie. 33 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,084 - Really? - Oh. 34 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,246 No, no hot pockets, honey, just salad, 35 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,653 study the "Hannah Montanas" and bed. 36 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,351 You got new headshots again? 37 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,825 Yeah, well, when my new BASE-jumping movie comes out, 38 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,659 I'll be bumped up to B list. I gotta rebrand, you know. 39 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,222 It's very bad. It's described in his contract. 40 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,928 Not only does this have six layers, not five, 41 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,028 - it's got four sides. - Okay, I understand. 42 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,096 You don't. The man is a practicing Satanist 43 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,005 - and five is very important to them... - Okay. 44 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,669 - Five layers, five sides, the pentagram. 45 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,804 You give a Satanist a four-sided sandwich... 46 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,643 that's like giving Golda Meir a fucking baked ham. 47 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,081 Okay, we're on it and we have the new ones ready to go. 48 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,277 - Henry, thank you. - Sure. 49 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,149 If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing... 50 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,449 No problem. 51 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,921 Are those ready to go? 52 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,446 - No. - No? 53 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,550 Hey Henry, check this out. What do you think, man? 54 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:42,686 Kyle, not now. Roman, the encore just ended. 55 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,219 I need these right now. 56 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,494 What the fuck do you want from me? I'm alone. Where's Tim? 57 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,433 - Henry fired him. - What? 58 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,265 Okay, Alan's sending a replacement. 59 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:51,793 It's actually someone we know. 60 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,466 Why did you fire Tim? Tim is awesome. 61 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,600 Because Tim didn't give a shit about the job, 62 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,407 which is something I actually wanted to talk to everyone about, okay? 63 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,573 Attitudes have been getting a little lax around here. 64 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,379 And so I just wanted to ask everyone if we could just... 65 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:07,943 ...act more professional. 66 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:10,820 What? I'm trying to be serious here, Roman. 67 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,587 That's what makes it so funny... your posture and everything. 68 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:17,255 Okay, so just for tonight, if you could please try and pretend 69 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:20,357 to give 1/1,000,000% of a shit. 70 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,961 Wow, when did Knute Rockne show up? 71 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:27,166 Casey, welcome. Thank you for, 72 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,142 you know, the short notice. Everybody, you remember Casey. 73 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:33,111 Oh Lydia, I'm sorry. Casey Klein. 74 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,841 - Oh, welcome. - Hi. 75 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,145 Thank you. 76 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,208 Casey's the replacement? 77 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:42,119 - Dude, isn't that kind of awkward? - It's not. I knew she was coming. 78 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,816 - Casey. - Yes. 79 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:46,825 So tell me if you think it's cool or like, you know... 80 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:49,123 Cool, yeah. I mean, you're wearing a blouse... 81 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,153 ...but that's cool. 82 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,062 No, they told me it was a unisex chemise. 83 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,294 - I think it's lovely. - Thanks. 84 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:58,270 - Hey, team leader. - Hey. 85 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,636 It's fucking crazy that you're a team leader. 86 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,698 Yeah, and we're kind of slammed tonight, so... 87 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,300 Uh, okay. 88 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,835 Well, is there something that you want me to do? 89 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,346 Shit. God damn it. 90 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,645 Roman, you take that one. 91 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,674 Here, can you pick those up? 92 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:22,453 "Born out of Satan's Anus"... Jeez, that's stupid. 93 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,725 Satan is a fallen angel. He can't poo. 94 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,164 - Excuse me. - He doesn't have an anus. 95 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,566 Must be awkward seeing Casey again, yeah? 96 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,866 I think I'll be able to manage. 97 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:35,305 So Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh? 98 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,504 This actually isn't a conversation I'm gonna participate in. 99 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,944 You don't have to. It's common knowledge 100 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:44,711 that uptight, controlling women are sexually explosive. 101 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,275 - Casey. - Hey. 102 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,516 God, am I glad to have a girl in this big boys' club. 103 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:50,715 Yeah. 104 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,952 You're so pretty. You have to be an actress. 105 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,584 Oh God, thank you. 106 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,357 No, I'm actually a comedienne. I'm not an actress. 107 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,126 Like Whoopi Goldberg? 108 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,598 Sort of. 109 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,431 Oh, Ed... my ex... 110 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,198 - Uh-huh. ... hates Whoopi Goldberg. 111 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,765 He said that women shouldn't do comedy because they're not naturally funny. 112 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,901 Well, club owners... many of them think that way. 113 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,968 - And he has issues with blacks. - Oh. 114 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,948 So why he would have an affair with one... 115 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,248 that's... that is a question for a psychologist. 116 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,685 Yeah. 117 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,746 Or as Ed would say, 118 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,258 a Jew faggot. 119 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:28,627 I'm serious, Jackal. That was brilliant. 120 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,323 I'm serious, Jackal. That was brilliant. 121 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,830 I mean, it was fucking brilliant. 122 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:34,059 Oh thanks, Todd. Thanks for being so full of shit, man. 123 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,228 And I want to fuck your wife, so blah blah blah bullshit from you, man. 124 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,465 Uh, corrected sandwiches. 125 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,496 Very sorry for the mix-up. 126 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,476 Oh come on, man. I get bullshit from everybody in my life. 127 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,479 You can't seriously be very sorry about sandwiches. 128 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,646 This is your ex-husband? 129 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,244 Very ex, yes. Very ex. 130 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:57,017 Oh, me and Escapade left town back in Wapato. 131 00:05:57,056 --> 00:06:00,787 Escapade... that's your car? 132 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,590 - My daughter, the future star. - Your daughter. 133 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:05,392 She acts, sings, dances, does comedy. 134 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,423 We sure would love to get some pointers from you on being funny. 135 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:11,028 - Oh God, I don't think... - Oh. 136 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:13,334 - I mean, I can try... - Ah! 137 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,706 ...but I don't know what I can tell you guys. 138 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,210 Ohh. 139 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,303 - Okay. - Mm. 140 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,678 How are you doing? 141 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,276 - Because Kyle told me... - Mm-hmm. 142 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,982 That you and Henry 143 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,683 used to... 144 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,783 No. It was a long time ago. 145 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,623 It's really not a big deal. 146 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,288 - Yeah, I know how it is... - No. 147 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,696 ...because after my divorce 148 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,190 I still worked as the receptionist at Ed's exterminating service. 149 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,431 - It's... - Cramped together... 150 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:47,530 - Yeah, but... ... hate and lust all... 151 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,942 Yeah, that doesn't sound great, but it's so not... 152 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,344 - We'll do a sign. ... the case. 153 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,143 - A sign? - We'll do a sign. 154 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:59,948 If you feel uncomfortable at any time, 155 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,955 give me the sign. 156 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,389 Great. 157 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,222 So you're not sorry? 158 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,058 Finally some reality. Thank you. 159 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,860 You're welcome. Is there anything else we can get you? 160 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,561 You know, I wanted all this. It's my fault. 161 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,399 I wanted this fame, success. 162 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,269 Do you guys know the gypsy's curse? 163 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,171 Your whole body is covered with warts. 164 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,699 "May you get everything you wish for"... 165 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,041 that's my curse. 166 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,410 Sorry to hear that. We actually have to go. 167 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,507 Why? What, do you have real-life responsibilities, man? 168 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,848 - Yes. - I wish I had those. I want those. 169 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,750 I have a fake life. I have fake friends, 170 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,414 fake conversations, fake experiences. 171 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,947 The pussy, the money... that's real. 172 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,822 Look, the pussy's here for the fame. 173 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,555 What the fuck is money? 174 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:46,429 It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit. 175 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,899 You know what I wish I could buy? 176 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,193 This. Just being you guys... 177 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,899 you know, a real guy, an ordinary job. 178 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,738 This is a day job. I'm a writer, hard sci-fi. 179 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,744 But you deal with reality. You know what I'm saying? 180 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,803 Yeah, I know what you're saying. And that's why I think 181 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,645 this is actually not all that bad. 182 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,584 Okay. Okay. So then let's switch, man, 183 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:09,452 just for tonight. I mean, being me is easy, man. 184 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,458 All you gotta do is throw on some makeup, act like a total dick 185 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,653 and let the chicks throw themselves at you. What do you say? 186 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:15,922 - Yeah, I'm in. - What? 187 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:19,022 I can do it. You have a girlfriend. 188 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,225 Excuse me. 189 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,699 Hello. 190 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,464 What? 191 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,962 Okay, hold on. I am very sorry. I have to go. 192 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,942 - Roman, on the back bar. - Don't worry about me. 193 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,467 - Now. - Okay. 194 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,940 Ron? 195 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,516 Yes! 196 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,318 Henry, the big boss man. 197 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,120 - Oh shit. - Oh. 198 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,422 - Oh shit. - Whoa. 199 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,656 I saw the van. I was like, "Please let that be Henry's crew. " 200 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,958 - Yeah. - Yes! 201 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,989 - Wow, it's been a while. - Yeah. 202 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,160 Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers? 203 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,669 - A great experience. - Yeah? 204 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,762 Yes. I need you to get me backstage. 205 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,569 Oh. I don't know, Ron. 206 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,634 I mean, it's a crazy night and I'll get in trouble. 207 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,373 Yeah, no, I get it. I was team leader. 208 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,404 - Yeah. - Sure. Absolutely. I get it. 209 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,143 I just need you to do me a favor. 210 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:14,209 Will he do it? I could call Paco. 211 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,744 No. No, do not call Paco. 212 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,086 I got it. 213 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,921 That's Mandy. That's my lady-friend. 214 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,756 She's a big Jackal Onassis fan. 215 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,592 I promised her I'd get her backstage for an autograph. 216 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,621 Henry, 217 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,191 come on, buddy. I need a miracle. 218 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,668 Okay, just try to keep a low profile, okay? 219 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,300 I'm backstage at Jackal Onassis! 220 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,367 - Jesus. - I'm gonna get my drink on. 221 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:43,045 Uh, excuse me. 222 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,913 Where's Roman? 223 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,919 He's in makeup. We switched. 224 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,119 Jackal Onassis? 225 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,821 I want to be called Dennis. 226 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,852 Oh fuck. 227 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,831 Hey, listen, don't be mad at Roman, okay? 228 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,129 I said I'd have all of you guys fired if he didn't switch 229 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,729 or if you told anybody, so don't tell anybody. 230 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,398 I just want to be a real guy, man. 231 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,409 - But this isn't real. This is fake. - It's kind of real. 232 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,172 - It's not real. - It's realish. 233 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,838 Can I get a beer? 234 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,870 Yes, you may. 235 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,349 Where are the beers? 236 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,715 In the cooler. Check wristbands. 237 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,222 Jackal: The cooler. 238 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,850 Coming right up. 239 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,359 There you go, sweetie. 240 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,521 Don't "sweetie" me, asshole. 241 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,031 Oh, that is real. She just called me an asshole. 242 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,191 That is fantastic. 243 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:37,202 So what is your girlfriend's name then? 244 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,534 - My girlfriend? - Yeah. 245 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,005 Uda. Why? 246 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,440 Shooting the shit with my co-worker. It's what I do. 247 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,740 What line of work is she in, buddy? 248 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,838 Also catering, so it's kind of boring. 249 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,212 Consider the shit shot. 250 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,240 That is great. Do you know what's actually boring? 251 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:54,013 Fucking models in penthouses. 252 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,884 - Really? That's boring? - Yep. 253 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,355 - It doesn't sound boring to me. - Try doing it hundreds of times. 254 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,625 Still not boring. 255 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,317 Malibu and Coke and a Goldschläger shot. 256 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,056 Coming right up. 257 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,927 Hey, how's my boy doing as team leader? 258 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,262 This guy? He's terrific. 259 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,164 Yeah, I used to be his boss. 260 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,261 Where the fuck is Jackal Onassis? The show ended like an hour ago. 261 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:15,068 Hey, what did I say, sweetie? We're gonna get that autograph. 262 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,270 Why do you want his autograph anyway? He's just a guy. 263 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,369 He's awesome and fucking famous. 264 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,348 God, who are you? A bartender nobody who makes shitty drinks. 265 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,906 Oh! 266 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,975 I'm a bartender nobody, okay? 267 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,783 How awesome is that? This is really fun. 268 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,915 I want you so bad. 269 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,756 Yeah, great. I want you. 270 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,763 Woman: Whoa. 271 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,702 Woman #2: Oh my God, there he is. 272 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,107 - Hey. - You are so awesome. 273 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,872 - Yeah. - I'm freaking out. I just... 274 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,846 could I please get your autograph? 275 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,815 Yeah. Well, you know, why don't we go to my dressing room, 276 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,647 the three of us, 277 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,880 and I'll do you first? 278 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,389 Does that turn you on? 279 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,217 I was just joking. That was... 280 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,956 ha ha ha ha... 281 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,124 you know, jokes. 282 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,970 Hey, we need glasses in the back bar, please. 283 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,838 Okay. 284 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,237 So what, we don't see each other for nine months 285 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,975 and that's your big opening line? 286 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:33,542 Um, yeah. I'm sorry, I just... 287 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,146 I had to fire a guy. And Roman's... 288 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,985 doing something weird. 289 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,048 - And there's a new guy. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,356 There's a new guy. It's just... it's a weird night. 291 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,022 - Very weird. - How have you been? 292 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,464 I've been fine. 293 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,229 The cruise was good. 294 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,428 - Yeah? - It was... 295 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,460 you know, I worked on my act 296 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,496 and I did not get a stomach virus, 297 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,599 which I consider to be some kind of a coup. 298 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,509 - That is terrific. - And now I'm back here. 299 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,206 - I'm working the grind. - Great. 300 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,681 Oh, I'm seeing somebody now, 301 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,276 which is purely by way of information. 302 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,309 It's not to make any sort of awkward... 303 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,050 - Hi, Lydia. - Hi. 304 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,354 Do you need something? 305 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,725 No. 306 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,559 Nope. 307 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,362 - How are you? - I'm good. 308 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,867 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm great. 309 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,460 - How's acting? - Acting? 310 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,404 Um, no, I'm just, you know, 311 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,669 team leading. 312 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,800 Right. 313 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,868 This is where the magic happened. 314 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,814 They call this "the prep zone"... "the prep zone. " 315 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,340 - Hey. - Casey Klein. Casey Klein. 316 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,819 - Ron. - Oh my God. 317 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,254 - What are you doing here? - Oh my goodness. 318 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,758 Oh, Mandy... Casey. I was her boss. 319 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,384 Are you guys back together? 320 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,657 - Oh, no no. - No no no. 321 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,220 How is Soup R' Crackers? 322 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,095 Oh. 323 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,761 A great experience, unbelievable. 324 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,736 That's really great, Ron. I'm really happy for you. 325 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,138 But this is the best part... this beauty. 326 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,642 Mandy came in and applied for a cashier job 327 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,738 and I just had this feeling... I just wanted to make her happy. 328 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,807 - So he hired me. - Yeah. Mission accomplished. 329 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,014 Until it cratered, which sucks 330 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,215 because now I'm at IHOP and it blows. 331 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,349 Wait, what do you mean it cratered? What happened? 332 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,154 Nothing. 333 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,184 Nothing... nothing happened. 334 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,424 I did everything right. 335 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,432 It should have been huge. Bad economy... 336 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,457 what do you think of? 337 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,595 Soup kitchen, bread lines, all-you-can-eat salad, right? 338 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:36,130 And what does corporate do with this opportunity? 339 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,473 They fucking go bankrupt. 340 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,034 Ron, are we gonna get the autograph 341 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,411 or just look at bars and kitchens? 342 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,417 Yes. Yes, autograph. 343 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,180 Good to see you, Ron. 344 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,278 Oh, good memories. 345 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,788 Come on. 346 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,620 I'm coming. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 347 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,489 Yeah, so it's a weird night. 348 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,086 That girl is, like, 11. 349 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,189 - Um, the glasses. - The glasses. The glasses. 350 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:00,689 - Henry. - Hey. 351 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:01,563 - Henry. - Hey. 352 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,592 Henry, listen, do me a favor. Just remind your guys 353 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,264 to lock the door when they go to the van, 354 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,966 because you get people trying to sneak in. 355 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,838 - It's a whole thing. - Of course, sir. I'll take care of it. 356 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,571 And can you tell the bartender to go easy on the booze? 357 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,579 - Sure. - Okay, good. 358 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,945 It's no picnic being the boss, eh? 359 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,176 That's true. 360 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,208 "Are we having fun yet?" 361 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,777 You look like that guy on the beer ads. 362 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,813 - Yeah yeah, I get that a lot. - Yeah. 363 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,190 I mean, everything you said... I'm doing it. 364 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,320 They're just not going for it. 365 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,660 The contempt part's really important, man. 366 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,127 I have total contempt for these dumb bitches. 367 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,932 They're brainless morons. 368 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,439 I don't know what to tell you, Roman. You want to have sex with them? 369 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,304 - Yes. - Okay, well, that's the problem. 370 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,833 You have to not want it. If you want it, they're not into it. 371 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,869 Like Zeno's paradox. 372 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,405 I can't see shit without my glasses. 373 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,509 Is that blonde over there hot? 374 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,883 The one with the tights and the eyeliner? 375 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,184 - I don't know. I can't tell. - It's a man. 376 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,213 - Fucking shit. - I think I saw some 377 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,158 pretty damaged-looking sluts over by the snack tray though. 378 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,024 - That's my type. - Do it. 379 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,327 Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal, I have a very special lady-friend 380 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,925 - who would love your autograph. - Fuck off, loser. 381 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,201 Excuse me. 382 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,968 - Hey, you must be the new guy. - Yeah. 383 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,839 Hey hey, how is it going with Henry? 384 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,845 It is going fine with Henry. Thank you for asking again. 385 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,972 I'm Dennis. You must be Uda. 386 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,006 - What? No, I'm Casey. - Oh. 387 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,813 It's so weird that you'd say Uda. 388 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,582 I just... well, I know Henry's dating a caterer named Uda, so... 389 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,591 Henry is... Henry is dating Uda Bengt? 390 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,118 Blonde, works for Valhalla Cater... 391 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,925 Isn't it something 392 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,935 how guys always rebound to your opposite? 393 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:47,632 My ex... his new girlfriend is a professional athlete. 394 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,233 She's got triceps that make her hat fly off. 395 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,902 Hey, how's it going, guys? 396 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,935 Fine. 397 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,641 Ahem, Casey, may I speak with you in the next room for a moment? 398 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,048 Yeah sure, Lydia. What do you need help with? 399 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,517 Nothing. I don't need anything. 400 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,281 I thought we were doing the getaway. 401 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,289 What are you talking about? What does that even mean... 402 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,120 - doing the getaway? - Didn't you give me the sign? 403 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,683 I didn't do the sign. I don't know what the sign is. 404 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,423 You totally did the sign. It's this. 405 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,489 There's no way that... I've never done that in my life. 406 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,434 So the host complained you're making the drinks too strong. 407 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:19,801 Am I gonna get fired, man? 408 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,432 How intense would that be? "You are terminated. 409 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,102 Give me your key card. " Right? 410 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,634 He just wants to save on booze. 411 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,543 Okay, pinching pennies. 412 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,639 I never would have thought about that, man. 413 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,116 That is fucking adorable. This whole thing is awesome. 414 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,382 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 415 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,184 Hey, what's going on with you and Casey? 416 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,019 Nothing. Why? 417 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,118 It's just when I talked about your girlfriend, she got a little weird. 418 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,491 Weird like upset or...? 419 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,501 Just weird. 420 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,560 Weird. 421 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,833 Just those eyes... those vacant eyes. 422 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,399 So what do I do? I give them something to live for, 423 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,936 a direction, a hope, a future. You guys ever heard of Nietzsche? 424 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,971 Hey, Jackal Onassis, man. 425 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,417 Hey, I just want to say I really really respect your act, you know? 426 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,444 - I'm in a band myself. - Yeah, I bet you are. 427 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,752 What, is it emo pop bullshit that you put up? 428 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,985 Right. It's actually... it's kind of like emo, 429 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,891 but it's more like power emo, you know? 430 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,555 That sounds shittier than emo. 431 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,497 - Do you guys play around? - Yeah, you know, Cherry, Ice Castle. 432 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,796 You should check us out. You guys would fucking love it. 433 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,531 - How many albums have I sold? - Eight million. 434 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,404 That's right. Eight million. So why the fuck are you guys talking to this...? 435 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,203 We have a show coming up next weekend. You guys should come. 436 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,470 I'll put you on the list. It's super easy. 437 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,375 Wait a second. Were you in "Society Kids"? 438 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,210 - Yeah yeah. - You were the Harvard guy. 439 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,715 - Yes. Yeah. - Oh my God. 440 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,013 I do a lot of acting and, you know, some modeling and stuff. 441 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,952 - Security. - I can see it. 442 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,252 - What's the problem, sir? - I'm trying to talk to these girls. 443 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,587 The problem is... 444 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,593 He is talking to them. 445 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,219 But from the security angle... 446 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,594 Hey man, I just want to say I have mad respect for you. 447 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,623 - Hey, give me you guys' names. - Yeah, let's go. 448 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,969 Are you fucking serious? 449 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,268 Oh my God. 450 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,036 I am like your hugest fan. 451 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,045 I'll do anything for an autograph. 452 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,310 - Anything? - Mm-hmm. 453 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,715 All right. 454 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,651 Home sweet home. 455 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,051 Let me just find a pen. 456 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,215 Those skulls are awesome. 457 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,454 Yeah, I'm thinking of getting rid of them. They're old. 458 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,586 Oh, you want me to sign one of these photos? 459 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,620 Actually, would you mind doing two? 460 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,757 Okay. You want one for your friend? 461 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,733 For my twins. 462 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,135 Sorry. 463 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:52,150 She says she's okay, but I worry. 464 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,659 You know what? Henry's the one I'm worried about. 465 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,422 Henry? Why? 466 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,827 Yeah, she dumped him... yeah, booked the gig, 467 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,298 left him high and dry. It was fucking cold. 468 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,732 - What? - Yeah. 469 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,032 - He did not mention that to me. - He probably, you know, 470 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,868 feels emasculated and super embarrassed and stuff. 471 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,306 I'm sure he does. It's classic Henry, right, Kyle? 472 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,242 - That's right. - And now they have to work together. 473 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,905 Can you even imagine what he must have done to her? 474 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,539 Malibu and Coke. 475 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,278 Has anybody seen my little lady-friend? 476 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,115 What are you looking...? 477 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,950 Oh. 478 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,546 I warned them. 479 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,058 Workplace romance... bad idea. 480 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:30,152 You know, I got a team to run and these two are screwing in the closet. 481 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,356 Seizing that desperate moment amidst the drudgery. 482 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,126 That is some real life, you guys. 483 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,031 Henry and Casey aren't even right for each other. 484 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,899 Henry is much better off with Uda. 485 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,870 Yeah, but you can tell there's something still there. 486 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,170 - They're totally awkward together. - Wait, Henry's dating Uda Bengt? 487 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,403 - Yeah. - Totally. 488 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,113 Can I talk to you for a minute? 489 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,610 Yeah. 490 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,611 If this is weird for you, 491 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,850 then I can totally get Alan to send somebody else. 492 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,154 - It's really not a big deal. - No no no, not at all. 493 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,661 Well, Dennis just told me 494 00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,220 that you're seeing Uda, so... 495 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,359 I mean, if you told Dennis that and you didn't tell me, 496 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,733 then I figure things are probably kind of weird for you. 497 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,237 Okay, well, I was going to tell you, but... 498 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,035 What? 499 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,870 I didn't want it to be awkward. 500 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,342 Well, I don't want it to be awkward either, 501 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,369 - obviously. - Okay. But it kind of is. 502 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:24,211 So I don't know. 503 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,012 Well, if it's too weird, I can call Alan 504 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,042 and have Mundo here for tomorrow. 505 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,452 It's up to you. 506 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,430 Not the sign. 507 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,059 I don't know, okay? I don't... I can't... 508 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,400 Here, look, I have a coin. I'll flip a coin. How about that? 509 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:53,302 Whoo! I got it. He's so cool. 510 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:56,405 - You got the autograph? Yeah, on my tits. 511 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,473 Oh. 512 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,281 On both of them. 513 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,151 That doesn't say "Jackal Onassis. " 514 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,985 Well, maybe it's his real name. I don't know what it is. 515 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,718 It's Arnold Sherling. 516 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:10,057 And look. Lucky I shaved yesterday. 517 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,155 "Roman DeBeers. " 518 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,563 What's that? 519 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,590 Roman DeBee... 520 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,229 - Roman. What? 521 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,435 - Roman. - Who's that? 522 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,405 Heads. 523 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,505 So I'll stay. 524 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,745 So heads was "stay"? Was that heads? 525 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,615 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 526 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,349 Ron: It's Ron, you asshole. You fucking weasel! 527 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,550 That's my lady-friend! What the fuck, man? 528 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,786 I had no idea. She didn't say anything about a boyfriend. 529 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,261 - Ron. God, don't embarrass me. - Ron: Roman, you fucking weasel. 530 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,493 - Oh my God, is that Roman? - I told you... crazy night. 531 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,591 Mandy: You can't be jealous. He's a superstar. 532 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:53,161 No, listen to me. That isn't Jackal Onassis. 533 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,673 It's Roman. I was his boss. 534 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,698 I knew it. See, he had no aura. 535 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,109 Wait, so who signed my tits and my VJ 536 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:03,512 wasn't Jackal Onassis? It was just some guy? 537 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,448 The difference is what, folks? Come on. 538 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,008 Oh yuck! Kill him, Ron. 539 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,644 - Fuck him up. - I'm gonna fucking rip your... 540 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,655 Roman: Oh my God, get him! 541 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,123 Man: Holy shit. Oh! 542 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,592 - Holy shit. - Mandy: Baby? 543 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,787 - What the fuck? - How long does this last? 544 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,297 Jackal, I'll handle it. 545 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,165 All right, where's her wristband? Do they even have passes? 546 00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,396 How did they get in? How did you get in here, hmm? 547 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,997 He let us in. 548 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,666 Henry, come on. 549 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,505 You're supposed to be the leader and set an example. 550 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,340 Now I'm gonna have to call your boss. 551 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,744 - Okay... - She meant me. I let them in. 552 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,806 Yeah, it's the bartender. 553 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,181 I'm really sorry, boss. Please don't fire me. 554 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,345 Right. 555 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,583 Right. 556 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,751 Don't worry, Jeff. I'll take care of this. 557 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,784 Dennis, 558 00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,523 you're fired! 559 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,791 His first day... 560 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,927 poor Dennis. 561 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,138 What a night. 562 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,167 And I got fired. Thanks for that, man. 563 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,076 I'm glad you enjoyed it. 564 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,240 You picked the right career choice. 565 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,376 Well, actually I wanted to be an actor. 566 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,978 No no no, fame's a curse, man. 567 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:19,286 I go back to the gilded cage. You get to go home, hang out with Uda. 568 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:22,589 Eat leftovers and watch "The Mentalist" on TiVo. 569 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,095 - I don't know what that is. - It's a show. 570 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,826 It's a guy who solves crimes using his mind. 571 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:31,199 - It's Uda's favorite. - Okay. 572 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:33,898 I envy you, Henry. 573 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,340 So here's what's happening: We're gonna head back to the hotel, 574 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,639 we're gonna order some food and we're gonna watch some... 575 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,908 - what is it? - "The Mentalist. " 576 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,142 - "The Mentalist. " - I love that show. 577 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,173 Let's go. 578 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:19,817 Well, I don't feel uncomfortable about a lot of this, 579 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:24,345 so I personally am looking forward to being friendly co-workers. 580 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:27,552 - Okay. - Working side by side in the trenches. 581 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:31,551 Well, side by side... technically I am your boss 582 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:33,894 so don't forget that. 583 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:47,667 Rona: She is gonna be the death of me. 584 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,977 But I can't help it. I love her so much. I love her so much. 585 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:53,177 Henry, can you do me a favor? 586 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,412 I can try. 587 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:56,477 Mandy is all I got. 588 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,546 And I just want to make her happy. 589 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,616 And I have no money coming in. 590 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:04,493 She's bleeding me dry. Can you talk to Alan Duk 591 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:06,520 and see if... 592 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,033 see if maybe he'll give me my old job back? 593 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,170 - I'll see what I can do. - Yeah? 594 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,672 Henry. 595 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:19,268 The autograph, if she still wants it. 596 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,302 Henry, 597 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,337 thank you so much. 598 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,780 Sure. 599 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,410 Hey Mandy, I got it. Didn't I say I was gonna get it? 600 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:30,319 I got it. I got it. I got it.