1 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,842 Hey, you ever read that sci-fi novel "Snow Crash"? 2 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,743 - Have I ever read "Snow Crash"? - Yeah. 3 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,372 Yeah, like for the 10th time 4 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,246 as I was waiting for Neil Stephenson to sign my copy. 5 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,878 Okay, so then you know the character of Vitaly Chernobyl. 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:25,186 Um, front man for Vitaly Chernobyl and the Meltdowns, 7 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,887 pioneer of the Ukrainian nuclear fuzz-grunge movement, 8 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:31,419 all-around badass? Yes, I know Vitaly Chernobyl. 9 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,398 All right, well, they're making it into a movie. 10 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,298 That's the part I'm going out for. 11 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,132 - No. - Hell yeah. 12 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,297 So you gotta help me with, like, the take on the character. 13 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,034 - Fuck no. - Why not? 14 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,974 Vitaly Chernobyl is fucking awesome. 15 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,569 You're so wrong. That'd be like if in "Aliens" 16 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,671 they had cast Kate Hudson to play Ripley. 17 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,080 I would root for the fucking aliens. 18 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,243 Okay, you know what? You want to be Turtle of my "Entourage"? 19 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:54,276 You gotta start being nicer to me. 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,015 Fuck that. Fuck "Entourage. " 21 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,490 And I'd be E. You'd be Turtle. 22 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,890 Kyle: I'm the Vince, man. 23 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,258 Now get my car. And I'll let you fuck my leftovers. 24 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:05,389 Henry, would you like me to put this stemware 25 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,992 in the prep tent? 26 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,465 Oh, 20 minutes late. 27 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,338 Are you gonna write him up, boss man? 28 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,209 Don't think I won't. I have a very complex demerit system. 29 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,178 Does the new guy have a daughter too? 30 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,208 Get up here. 31 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,246 Oh. 32 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,088 Yeah, they're very close. 33 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,354 Ugh. 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,240 Okay, Kyle, you take the south lawn bar. 35 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,798 I'll take the north, okay? 36 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,606 Ron, you and Casey will serve. 37 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,272 And Lydia, you and Roman will handle the prep work, okay? 38 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,305 - But, Henry, I... - O Captain! My Captain! 39 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,249 - Bro, that's gross. - Ron, what do you need? 40 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,377 Are we gonna put out the tip jars tonight? 41 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,718 There's tip jars? We get tips? 42 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:04,347 Not since Henry took over. 43 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,551 I'm just saying I worked a bunch of these school auctions 44 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,584 and people just want to show off, you know. 45 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,789 So they wave around their Lincolns and their Hamiltons like, 46 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,856 "Look at me! Look at me! I own a hotel on Park Place. " 47 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,266 Yeah, Ron, you're right... tip jar, you know? 48 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,793 Tip jar! Tip jar! 49 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,363 - Tip jar! Tip jar! Tip jar! - Okay, no. 50 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,204 We are not putting out the tip jar. 51 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,541 We're just gonna go with guarantees. Is there anything else? 52 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,478 - Tip jar. - Ron: Yeah, what do I know? 53 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,005 I've only been doing this for, like, eight years. What do I know? 54 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:32,040 What's that? 55 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,779 - I can't hear you. - Can I see you outside for a second? 56 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,255 Sure. 57 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,722 What's up, Ron? 58 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:44,355 - See what I just did? - What? 59 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,365 I'm modeling managerial behavior. 60 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:49,266 I removed the actor from the audience, Henry, okay? 61 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,770 See, when people are acting up, you deprive them 62 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,601 of the oxygen that fuels the fire. 63 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,974 Yeah, but Ron, you were the actor in this scenario, so I... 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,276 Okay, take my advice or don't. Put out the tip jar or don't. 65 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,248 - Your call, Henry, really. - Okay. 66 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,717 But you're gonna be killing yourself trying to be their friend. 67 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,118 - It's better that they respect you. - Okay, let's see here... 68 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,179 Um, hey Ron, 69 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,748 those are some pretty vile pit stains you've got there. 70 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,352 Why don't you put on a windbreaker from the van 71 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,386 so the guests don't puke? 72 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,024 Oh, and also if you're fucking 20 minutes late again, 73 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,829 don't bother showing up. 74 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,472 Um, something like that? 75 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,513 Man: Hey, how are you doing? 76 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,541 - Good to see you. - Man #2: You too. 77 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,486 Woman: Did you bring your checkbook? 78 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,148 Man: Right here in my back pocket. 79 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,283 "Uncanny X-Men" #4? 80 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,317 Holy shit. 81 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,839 So was there like an exact moment 82 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,467 when you knew that you were gonna quit acting? 83 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,410 Yeah, I guess when I saw my picture next to Joe Isuzu 84 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,880 in a "TV Guide: Where Are They Now?" thing 85 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,782 I was pretty sure it was the only honorable path. 86 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,513 Why? 87 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:17,148 I auditioned for this Apatow movie today. 88 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,181 That's great. Why do you sound 89 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,056 like you're considering early retirement? 90 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,085 I'm just like sitting there in the waiting room 91 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,120 and there's all these girls 92 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,325 and they all look exactly like me 93 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:30,495 and I know that they're thinking the exact same thing that I'm thinking. 94 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,595 And it was crazy. It was just like 95 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,540 this flash of insignificance. 96 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,065 So how did it go? 97 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,771 Well, they laughed, so... 98 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,403 Well, that's good. 99 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,006 It's just this one scene, but it's so good. 100 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,880 I don't want to put too much stock in it, 101 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,351 but I sort of feel like if I get this, 102 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,413 it'll pretty much validate every single decision 103 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,356 I have ever made in my entire life 104 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,882 that led me to this very moment. 105 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,690 Wow. Well, it's good to put all of your eggs in one place 106 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,424 where you can really keep your eye on them. 107 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,566 Maybe you could keep that on silent. 108 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,570 These are my thick pants, so I can't feel the vibration. 109 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,697 - All right. - Hello. 110 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,606 Well, what's the audition for? 111 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,701 No, I can't go to Anaheim 112 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:14,212 because I have the Sunday Groundlings show. 113 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,306 Yeah, fine. 114 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,647 Okay, just will you send me the breakdown? 115 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:22,177 Okay, thanks. 116 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,155 If you're finished with your phone call, 117 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,556 I was hoping I could bother you for a glass of wine. 118 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,924 Is that a Chardonnay or a Riesling you have there? 119 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,362 White wine. 120 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,957 Didn't I say, "Go with Valhalla"? 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,900 You did, Mrs. Doyle. 122 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:38,130 You get what you pay for, Miss LeGros. 123 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,537 You're right as usual, Mrs. Doyle. 124 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,041 I apologize. 125 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,806 I'm so sorry. She can be a little... 126 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,540 Cunty? 127 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,844 Yeah, that's the word... cunty. 128 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,476 Unfortunately, she's the one who's gonna write 129 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,418 a letter of recommendation for my son, 130 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,581 so I have to kiss her ass until it's done. 131 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:58,419 So Groundlings? 132 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,850 - I used to be in Groundlings. - No way. 133 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,226 Make it nice levels for you so everybody can hear you. 134 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,287 - I need that higher though. - How's that? 135 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,767 My God. 136 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,600 I can bring it lower. 137 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,471 LeGros: This is all you need to know about Los Angeles schools, all right? 138 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:18,500 There are 300 kindergarten slots in top quality schools, 139 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,674 50,000 parents battling it out to get their kids in. 140 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,706 But your kid gets into a top elementary, 141 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,117 then they go to Harvard-Westlake or Brentwood... 142 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,144 a straight shot to Yale or Stanford. 143 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,656 How do you get into one of these top quality schools? 144 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,057 Three ways, okay? You can be absurdly wealthy, 145 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,459 you can be famous or you can take my path 146 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,862 where you volunteer to run the pre-school silent auction, 147 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:42,390 which is why I have officially retired from the comedy community. 148 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:45,404 And here I am, taking seriously 149 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,202 the shit I used to make fun of. 150 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,267 I have spent a year of my life 151 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,244 busting my ass mom-wrangling. 152 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,804 And today the director says if we don't meet our goal, 153 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,509 there's no letter of recommendation. 154 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,713 - No. - Janice Werkhoven. 155 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,277 What is that? 156 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,687 It is a wine and cheese basket from Greenblatt's, 157 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,692 some top flight bottles in here, a couple of... 158 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:10,162 Yeah, I thought you were putting up cooking lessons with Wolfgang Puck. 159 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,426 Yeah, that kind of fell through. 160 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,593 At least look me in the eye when you're fucking me. 161 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,035 Oh, but why would you worry, right? 162 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,061 Of course those star-fuckers at Penhall Academy 163 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,630 are gonna take your kid, right? 164 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:24,108 'Cause your husband's movie opened huge. 165 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:28,405 You don't carpool with her, do you? 166 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,817 Hello and welcome to the Precious Lights silent auction. 167 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:38,923 I'm Mrs. Doyle, the director of Precious Lights. 168 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,627 The auction closes at 6:00 P.M. Sharp, 169 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:47,292 at which time I expect to see our total 170 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,302 above the $250,000... 171 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,883 Mark. 172 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,148 Man: Like Eric Bana in "Troy. " 173 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:15,183 - Yeah yeah, super tough, right? - "Grr, I'm Hector. " 174 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,719 - And then the guy... - Hey, so I thought about it 175 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:22,632 and you might not totally suck as Vitaly Chernobyl. 176 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:26,934 So if you want me to help you work on character development... 177 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,634 Oh, you know what? Got it taken care of. 178 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,938 See, Lane here is a huge "Snow Crash" fan. 179 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,945 Yeah yeah, we've been breaking it down a little bit. 180 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,504 I think I'm gonna play it kind of like Pitt from "12 Monkeys"... 181 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,016 - unhinged, you know? - A touch of "Magnolia" Cruise. 182 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,281 - Yeah. - All testosterone and great big balls 183 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,016 - just dragging in the dirt. - Love it. Grr! 184 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,024 Sounds like you guys got it covered. 185 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,685 We got it. It's good. 186 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,490 Can I talk to you for a second? 187 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,520 Thanks, buddy. 188 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,088 Thank you. 189 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,600 What's up? 190 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,466 Lend me 80 bucks. 191 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,663 Why? 192 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,502 Some dipshit is auctioning off "Uncanny X-Men" #4. 193 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,806 Right now the bid's at $75. It's worth at least four times that. 194 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,277 Oh okay, so that's why all of a sudden 195 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,371 I'm an awesome Vitality Chernobyl. 196 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,507 I said you might not totally suck. 197 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,108 That's all you got, really, 198 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,585 to sweet-talk me out of the stack of 20s in my wallet? 199 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,885 That's it? Dude, you're a terrible actor. 200 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,154 - That's horrible. - Look who's fucking talking. 201 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,523 What? 202 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,553 You're not even an actor. You're a haircut. 203 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,087 What does that even mean? 204 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,828 You know the difference between you and James Van Der Beek's parrot? 205 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,563 - No. - The parrot can deliver a line. 206 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,003 Whatever high-school drama coach 207 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,701 filled the void between your ears with big ideas 208 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:38,505 probably just wanted to give the little Kyle a couple tugs. 209 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,342 He had no idea he was creating a monster, 210 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,907 a fucking can't-act Creature from the No-Talent Lagoon. 211 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,746 I'm sorry. 212 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:55,090 I'm sorry. That was... I was just fucking with you. 213 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,560 Shut the fuck up, man. 214 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,587 I'm probably just jealous, 215 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,395 you know, that you might get a part in that movie. 216 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,769 I didn't mean it. 217 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,772 Argh! 218 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,798 Just a haircut, huh? 219 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,777 Fuck you, bitch. You just took the master class. 220 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,746 Fool! 221 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,680 Good one. 222 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,274 Can I get that 80 bucks? 223 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,277 What is wrong with your people? 224 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,290 They're vulgar. 225 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,657 They're drinking on the job, taking personal phone calls. 226 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,356 And you've got one out there with whom I think you need to have 227 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,558 a frank talk about personal hygiene. 228 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:36,500 Do you know which one I'm talking about? 229 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,695 I do. 230 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,365 Good. Then handle it. 231 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,374 Okay. 232 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,707 Milady, you have a very nice day. 233 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,644 Thanks, Roman. That was helpful. 234 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,809 Word up. 235 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,483 Ugh. 236 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,685 That's just gross. 237 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:03,889 That's just gross. 238 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,821 Oh, hey boss. 239 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,857 Hey. 240 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,801 Okay, what is this? What are you doing? 241 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,327 - I'm you, Henry. - You're me? 242 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,704 This job is beneath me, so I mope around 243 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,335 and I pop pills and I drink and I have sex with my coworkers. 244 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,607 Okay, so you stole my Vicodin. 245 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,012 Was it stealing at all those parties when you would drink the hosts' booze? 246 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,573 Probably. 247 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,313 Was it stealing when you used to smoke my weed? 248 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,254 Oh, you mean when you would pass me a joint and tell me not to be a pussy? 249 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,189 I don't think that qualifies. Now look, Ron... 250 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:35,091 You didn't make it easy for me when I was topping out, Henry, okay? 251 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,493 So what's good for the goose is good for the gander. 252 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,296 Um, that actually means that the same rules should apply for men and women. 253 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,698 I'm a man, Henry. 254 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,965 Ron, you asked me for this job. 255 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,029 Yeah, and who'd have thunk... you on top of the world 256 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,836 and me working for you, huh? 257 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,366 That's like "Trading Places. " I'm Dan Aykroyd and you're Eddie Money. 258 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:55,539 - Eddie Money? - And Mandy is my Jamie Lee Curtis. 259 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,606 She saved me from being a bum. 260 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,949 And Uda... Uda is your black lady in the bikini. 261 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,886 - It doesn't matter. - Yeah, at the end of the movie 262 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,753 with Billy Ray Valentine, he's in the hot tub 263 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:07,418 - and the black lady with the bikini... - Ron, it's not "Trading Places. " 264 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,519 You're not Dan Aykroyd. I'm not Eddie Murphy. 265 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,259 I'm definitely not Eddie Money. Just take the windbreaker 266 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,132 and put it on this time, okay? We're getting complaints. 267 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,899 I'm Dan Aykroyd. 268 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,838 You're not Dan Aykroyd. 269 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,704 Says Eddie Murphy. 270 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,903 Tell that fucking prick two hit shows in five years 271 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,571 is enough to get most guys fired. 272 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,206 He must really be sucking the shit out of Mickey's little rodent cock 273 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,546 over there at Mauschwitz. Scotch rocks. 274 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,814 If he wants the TV rights, 275 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,549 he's gonna have to work some of that magic on my ball sack. 276 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,956 Yeah, tell him to bring kneepads and an appetite for man juice. 277 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,425 Let's go. 278 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,951 It's not a fucking soufflé. It's, you know, ice and scotch. 279 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,191 The Eastons are auctioning their Sun Valley cabin 280 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,063 for a week this summer. 281 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,897 Summer? 282 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,563 What the fuck do people do in Idaho in the summer? 283 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,596 What, do they wait for the Rapture, 284 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,733 hoard food, practice goose-stepping? 285 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,870 - What the hell are we auctioning? - Lunch with Tom Hanks. 286 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,141 Oh, don't die, Leonard. 287 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,275 We're in the final year of my prenup. 288 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,945 When we met you said you and Tom are close. 289 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,614 I was trying to get into your pants. 290 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:12,317 Hanks hasn't talked to me since I put him in "Turner &" fucking "Hooch. " 291 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,724 - I can't make a lunch happen. - Fine. 292 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,820 So win the auction. It'll impress the school director. 293 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:20,860 Oh, hey, Stiltskin. 294 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,027 Your Edgar Allan Poe movie sucked ass. 295 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,504 $350 million worldwide there, four eyes. 296 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,905 Why don't you get me a little fucking umbrella for my cocktail 297 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,739 before they call you back to the set of "The Big Bang Theory"? 298 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:34,644 I mean, come on, Channing Tatum as young Lincoln? 299 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,079 Are you shitting me? 300 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,980 You could have had Henry here at scale. 301 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,780 - Just... - Tell you this... 302 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,050 "Sweet 16," the fucking "Are we having fun yet?" guy. 303 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,249 All right, I'll tell you what, Henry: Take off your shirt. 304 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,226 If you got abs like Channing Tatum, I'll make you a big fucking star. 305 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,727 Okay? 306 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,060 See, this is a business, you fucking idiots. 307 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,691 Check out my wife here. Her nipples got hard 308 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,998 just at the combination of the two words "Channing" and "Tatum. " 309 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,902 Fuck you, Leonard. 310 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,567 God damn. Honey, it's a compliment. 311 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,873 I trust those nips of yours more than any focus group. 312 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,645 - Casey. - Yeah? 313 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,672 Casey, how much do you think I could get 314 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:14,174 for a 1998 Grand Marquis? 315 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,155 Why are you asking me that? 316 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,181 Ragtop, fully loaded. It has air, power windows. 317 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,995 Every Saturday was "The Uncle Fuzzy Show. " 318 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,525 All the birthday kids got to reach into the fun tub 319 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,333 and pick out their present. 320 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,307 And then Uncle Fuzzy himself would give them a tickle. 321 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,742 - Wait... - Creepy. 322 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,007 So when my birthday was coming around, 323 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,674 I took a Polaroid of myself. I put it in an envelope 324 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,775 and I gave it to my mom to mail. 325 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,720 Six months later I opened up the glove compartment in my mom's car 326 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,882 and guess what I found. 327 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,859 My envelope for Uncle Fuzzy. 328 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,057 And when I asked my mom why she had never mailed it to him, 329 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,395 she said, "Why waste a perfectly good stamp?" 330 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,923 Sorry. I don't mean to be a buzzkill, 331 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,835 but we're kind of getting the evil eye from the people running the party. 332 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,395 Hey listen, Comrade Stalin, 333 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,498 we're kind of in the middle of a big decision here. 334 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,634 I made a promise to myself 335 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,668 that I would support 336 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:16,146 my daughter Escapade's dreams. 337 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,581 Tom Hanks 338 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,677 would love Escapade. 339 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,312 I'm gonna do it. 340 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,846 And I'm gonna sell that Grand Marquis to pay off the bill. 341 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,950 You're not gonna get a grand for that shitbox. 342 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,052 I think you need to set the bar a little bit lower. 343 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,858 You're never gonna get Hanks. 344 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,388 R Kelly maybe, if he's available. 345 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,367 Oh, get away from my "X-Men," old man. 346 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,927 Okay, wait a second. Bidding on the Hanks lunch? 347 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,269 No, don't do that, Lydia. That's a waste of time. 348 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,332 - A waste of time? - Yeah. 349 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,569 - A waste of a stamp? - Ooh. 350 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,874 - I don't know... - Pack on 50 Ibs 351 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,709 and work a Virginia Slim in each hand, 352 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,044 and you could be my mom. 353 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,073 No, Lydia, I just heard Stiltskin say 354 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,051 that he can't make the Hanks lunch happen, 355 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,680 so he's gonna outbid anyone who tries to win it. 356 00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:01,022 Do you even remember what it was like to have a dream? 357 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,052 I'm gonna be in the tent melon-balling 358 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,360 with one hand. 359 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,536 I wanted to ask you if you could maybe stay off your phone 360 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,335 for the remainder of the event. That'd be terrific. 361 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,308 Listen, didn't we always used to say 362 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,642 that they don't pay us enough to give a shit about any of this? 363 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,977 But as team leader, they kind of do. 364 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:27,076 And I'm kind of used to the health insurance, Casey, you know? 365 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,451 And I was able to move out of my studio apartment 366 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,752 - into a one bedroom with a view, okay? - Wow. 367 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,224 It's a view of a Taco Bell, but still it's a view. 368 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,352 - Fine, I will stay off the phone. - Great. 369 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,520 - Thanks. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 370 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,158 Hey, Bruce, I just got the breakdown that you sent me 371 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,796 for the perky suburban mom minivan commercial thing. 372 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,329 It's a joke, right? 373 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,810 Because I'm not mom material, man. 374 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,608 I'm acerbic 20-something, you know? 375 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,876 I'm a funny but fuckable waitress. 376 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,940 No. 377 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,975 Fucking shit. 378 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,250 God. Fucking fuck fuck fuck. 379 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,722 Hey there, sport. 380 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,919 - Hey. - Want some help? 381 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,894 I just... I haven't done that in a while. 382 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,488 - Sure. Yeah. - Great. 383 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,465 Oh, you know what? No, I can't do that. 384 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,434 - Okay. - Every time I steal a cigarette, 385 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,197 my son tells me I smell like Grandpa... 386 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,070 my son, who is gonna have to put himself through trade school 387 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,097 sucking off truck drivers 388 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,133 because we're $30,000 short 389 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,907 and there's 40 minutes left. 390 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,937 Why are you staring at me? 391 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,314 I'm actually just having this crazy revelation. 392 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:36,151 I just told my agent that I can't play a suburban mom, 393 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,213 but then I look at you 394 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,350 and this whole verge-of-hysteria thing... 395 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,860 that's... I can do that. I can totally do that. 396 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,762 Yeah. Wow, auditions. 397 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,390 I do not miss that. 398 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,866 They're awful. 399 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,960 Sitting in a casting room with a dozen women 400 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,698 that look exactly like you 401 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,866 who would murder each other to get a couple lines on "Becker"; 402 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,069 waiting around. "Oh, you didn't get the part. 403 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,805 You were too funny. " "You're not funny enough. " 404 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,313 "Oh, you're too tall. " "You're too cold. " "You're too... " 405 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:05,009 I've gotten "too Jewy" before. 406 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,347 - Really? - Yeah. 407 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,912 And I was reading for "The Diary of Anne Frank," so... 408 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,924 - Mysterious, yeah. ... I found that a little confusing. 409 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,119 You know what? Seriously, I would much rather 410 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,321 just be shooting hoops in the driveway with Sam. 411 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:18,989 I don't know how you do it. 412 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,330 Doyle: The auction ends in 30 minutes... 30 minutes. 413 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,597 LeGros: I'm so fucked. 414 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:28,572 Hey, how much money did you say you needed to reach your goal? 415 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:33,837 No, listen to me: Third wife... no kids. You put your foot down on that. 416 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,143 Okay, well, my plan only calls for two wives. 417 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,445 Yes, see, the first one... a crazy Vegas wedding, 418 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,385 someone more famous than me, you know, gets me in the tabloids... 419 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,854 I don't know, Lohan, maybe an Olsen twin. 420 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,385 Shit, I'm gonna... 421 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,859 Someone outbid you, Leonard. 422 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,796 Jesus Christ on a fuckstick! I bet 20 come-sucking grand! 423 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,527 What kind of retarded starfucker outbid me? 424 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,262 Tom's an icon. This is LA. 425 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,065 People have disposable income. 426 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,538 You once told me you'd drink two pints of ape sperm 427 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,541 to play Pebble Beach with Tiger Woods. 428 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,634 Yeah, but that's sports. Sports are cool. 429 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,668 Tom Hanks is a grown man who wears eyeliner 430 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,341 and plays make-believe. It's faggy. 431 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,111 Fuck, what's the new bid? 432 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,482 40. 433 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,886 40 grand? Another fucking 20 grand? Jesus! 434 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,152 Would you prefer eight years of driving to the Valley 435 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,182 for every school function? 436 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,421 Maybe you could just call Tom and beg. 437 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,057 Hey, this is your fault. And I'm firing your fucking tennis coach, okay? 438 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,659 You can find somebody who'll fuck you for free. 439 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,761 He's a Pilates instructor. 440 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,396 Dick. 441 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,031 Vodka, Red Bull. 442 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,905 Oh shit. 443 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,774 That was awkward. 444 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,005 What was? 445 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,105 Yeah, you remember us hooking up. 446 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,117 I don't remember us hooking up. 447 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,449 Oh um, 448 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,819 well, we did. 449 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,915 Sounds like it was awesome. 450 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,621 Doyle: Hello, moms and dads. 451 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,324 This is your last chance to put in your bid. 452 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,696 Casey: I'm telling you I have inside information. 453 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,598 This is definitely going to work. 454 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,535 - This is so dumb. - Doyle: Is someone on the clock? 455 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,436 Not only won't I get a letter of recommendation, 456 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,440 but now I'm on the hook for $40,000. 457 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,806 - I'm so fucked. - Guests: 18, 17, 458 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,370 - 16, 15... - Oh my God. 459 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,781 - 14, 13... - Move. 460 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:22,048 - Hey, look. Look. - 12, 11... 461 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:26,183 10, nine, eight... 462 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,286 Oh, I think Sammy maybe just got into Stanford. 463 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,957 ...five, four... - Here you go. 464 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,660 ...three, two, one! 465 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:36,861 Shh shh! 466 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,996 Moms and dads, I have some very good news. 467 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:43,496 We have just reached our fundraising total! 468 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,673 I would like to say a very special thank you 469 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,706 to our auction chairwoman 470 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,514 Miss Annie LeGros! 471 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,713 Come on up here. 472 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,713 Ooh. See? Suburban mom... not such a bad gig. 473 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,556 And don't forget, everyone, I want you to stick around 474 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,926 for our Precious Lights singers. 475 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:15,302 And then he says, "Don't do it. It's a waste of time. " 476 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,002 And I was like, "Uh yeah, well, 477 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,511 we know you've given up on your dreams, Henry. 478 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,537 But does that mean that you have to poop on everybody else's pound cake?" 479 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,482 It's gone to his head... being a team leader. 480 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,315 You know, he's rubbed my nose in it ever since I got here today. 481 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,878 See, that's why I'm trying to give him a taste of his own medicine... 482 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,787 popping pills and sulking. 483 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,384 Now all I gotta do is try to convince Casey 484 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,759 to sneak off with me and have sex. 485 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,459 Uh-oh. I don't think your little girlfriend's gonna like that too much. 486 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,491 No, not really have sex with me. 487 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:46,595 See, this is what Henry and Casey used to do when I was team leader, 488 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,868 and I just want him to acknowledge the fact 489 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,898 that he put me through some shit. 490 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:55,003 But I don't think Casey is gonna go for it. 491 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,643 Well, would any co-worker do? 492 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:17,390 Hey, I've decided to make a list 493 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,597 of reasons why you shouldn't quit. 494 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:23,165 I'm actually only thinking of two, 495 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,335 but still I think that qualifies as a list. 496 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:29,040 I got the part in the Apatow movie. 497 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,413 What? Holy shit. Really? 498 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,441 I have a wardrobe fitting on Monday. 499 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,282 That's great. 500 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,652 - Just... - Oh, okay. 501 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,316 Wow, that's great. 502 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,826 Thank you for making a list though. 503 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,691 Sure. No problem. 504 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:47,256 Hey, can I buy you a drink? 505 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,630 - Yes. - Okay. 506 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,931 Yes, you can buy me a drink. 507 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,767 So Henry, you were like a big deal at one point. 508 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:55,796 - Yeah. - You gotta tell me what to do, 509 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,832 like who do I... how do I know 510 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,810 which of the little people to like totally crush? 511 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:03,178 Oh, it's just totally random. You just start arbitrarily fucking people over. 512 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,184 Cool. I can do that. 513 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:11,655 Wow, is somebody slaughtering a water buffalo in there? 514 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,090 I'm pretty sure this is for my benefit. 515 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,822 - Ron: What do you feel, woman? - Lydia: I feel daddy dick. 516 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,523 Ron: Oh, you love daddy dick, don't you? 517 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,498 Wow, Ron certainly sounds like a world-class lover. 518 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,626 Yeah, he has real staying power. 519 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:27,126 Sir, I would like you and your crew 520 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,470 off this property immediately. 521 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:32,966 Come on, children. Your supervisor will be hearing from me. 522 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,309 Hippity-hop, everybody, hippity-hop. 523 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,544 Ron: You can't handle the truth, the truth being the name I get! 524 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,847 Henry. 525 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,377 Yeah? 526 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,482 Is it too late for me to apologize 527 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,653 for being an asshole about you being the boss? 528 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:52,356 'Cause I can kind of see now 529 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,558 how much of a suck-ass job it is. 530 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,558 Ron? 531 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,297 Is that Ron? 532 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,703 What the shit? 533 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,867 Take my big fat dick. 534 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:05,934 Take my big fat dick. Can you take it? 535 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,707 - Oh yeah, baby. - Oh! 536 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:11,181 Yeah cockmaster, yeah! 537 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,049 Jam it in, balls too. There's room. 538 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,952 Yeah now! Now that your... everything's in there. 539 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:19,548 Hey guys. 540 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,858 Oh! 541 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:26,796 Did it really sound like we were having sex? 542 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:30,029 I'm sorry, Henry. I'm sorry. Was it something we said? 543 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,059 That's very funny. 544 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,162 Ron, Mandy just took off in your car. 545 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,039 She was outside the tent for that last bit. 546 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:41,376 Mandy! Mandy! 547 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:50,286 Well, there's a lesson in there somewhere, right? 548 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,756 Hey, fuckface! I just found out 549 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,487 that bitch that was bidding against me was some flat-broke divorcée. 550 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:58,894 You fucked me, didn't you? You know you cost me 20 grand? 551 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:03,833 All right, here's a promise, you fucking has-been, never-was: 552 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:06,303 You'll never work in this town again. 553 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,465 I know. 554 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,819 Lydia, what happened to your arm? 555 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,294 Oh, Henry, it's so sweet of you to notice. 556 00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:32,990 It's Escapade. 557 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,329 We were working on our trust falls 558 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,131 and I guess it was kind of silly of me to expect a 14-year-old 559 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,160 to be able to catch my dead weight. 560 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,196 Trust falls? 561 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,231 Lydia: Oh, you live and learn. 562 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,766 Hey, so did you get it? 563 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,710 Oh yeah, man. 564 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:50,840 Right here... "Uncanny X-Men" número cuatro. 565 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,009 - $300, right? - Yeah. 566 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,150 Oh nice. 567 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,588 Lane: So 20, 30... 568 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,489 Kyle: I got 20 here. 569 00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,016 I told you so. 570 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,553 - Kyle: 50... - Lane: I'm gonna make a pile here.