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Previously on "Gravity"...
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Meet Robert Coingsworth,
your new buddy...
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If I have to sell another makeup
thingy, I'm gonna kill myself.
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Oh, wait.
I already tried that last week.
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It was my father's office.
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My mother wants it to
stay just the way it was.
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Whatever you normally do,
do the opposite.
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Christian Miller...
Just call me Miller.
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Please have a seat,
Miller.
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Lily.
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It's okay.
Don't you knock?
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All right, open them.
Huh?
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How did you find me here?
You want the truth or the lie?
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Where's Lily?
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I don't know.
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You're her buddy.
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When's the last time
you spoke to her?
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I saw her last night.
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I'm sure she's fine.
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If I ever go missing,
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I want everybody to
come looking for me.
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Dogg, you've never even
seen my apartment.
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Let's just start without
Lily for now, okay,
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See if she turns up.
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Giving the finger to blind
people is not very nice
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Or regular, unblind people,
for that matter.
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Are you angry, Adam?
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Of course he's angry.
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Look at him.
I don't get it.
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I teach warring nations
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How to talk to each other,
for christ's sake.
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Then why can't you talk
to your own son?
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We play golf every week.
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Talking's not allowed there,
I thought.
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Boundaries, discipline,
and his meds.
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I don't want to take
those pills.
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I want a dog.
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If I poke my eyes out,
can I have a dog?
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Your door's open.
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What?
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Must be the trunk.
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Jesus Christ!
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Call 911!
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What?
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Get back in the car!
Get back in the car!
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Oh, Adam!
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Adam.
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Adam.
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Suicide is the ultimate
selfish act.
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We need to give back.
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So tomorrow we're going to the
elmhurst senior citizens home.
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We're gonna give to them
in any way we can.
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What are you gonna do?
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Get a facial.
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Just worry about
what you're going to do.
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Yeah?
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Mr. Miller?
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This call
is being recorded.
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It is an attempt
to collect a debt.
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I had asked you guys to only
contact me through the mail.
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So it's actually illegal for you
to continue to call me.
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We haven't gotten anything
in writing to stop the calls.
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You promised
to honor this debt,
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And you are clearly
not a man of your word.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Did you throw
your coffee cup away
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In the recycling trash
this morning?
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What I do has no bearing
on your issue.
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Yeah, well, see,
it sort of does.
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Because by not recycling
your coffee cup,
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You're participating
in the murder
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Of 5 billion people
worldwide.
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That's just a little bit worse
than me being 169 dollars late
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To discerna bank,
don't you think?
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So, you might want
to be man enough
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To take responsibility
for your own shortcomings
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Before you come
questioning mine, okay?
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All right. Have a nice day.
Bye-bye.
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Hey, Dogg.
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You need some help?
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No, I don't.
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You know, I just...
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I'm don't have a good feeling
about Lily.
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Do you think we should call
the police, or...
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Look, it's not cool
she blew off the group.
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But calling the police
would be premature.
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You have a good day.
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Hey, Robert.
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Detective Miller.
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You gave me an eye exam
the other day.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hi. How are you?
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You look agitated.
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No, I'm okay.
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I'm just a little worried
about Lily.
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She didn't show up at group
and she didn't call.
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You haven't seen
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Or heard from her today,
have you?
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No, no.
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You want to go find her?
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Let's take your car.
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I mean,
as long as you're over
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Needing to drive off cliffs,
you know.
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Lily?
You in there?
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Isn't this illegal? I mean,
don't you need a search warrant?
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Not if someone's suicidal...
Or my friend.
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Lily?
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Lily?
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Hey, Black.
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I know, honey.
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Lily?
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Come on.
Let's check in her store.
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She found a space?
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Yeah. Come on.
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So, are you and Lily
just friends, or...
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It's complicated.
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What, did you guys do it
already?
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Is she in there?
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You know, most people,
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They'll escape
to a place they like, right?
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But not Lily.
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Before we go
to her father's place,
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I know another place
she despises.
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Lily. Welcome to
the department store.
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May I help you?
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Did somebody die?
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No,
you didn't show up at group.
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You didn't call.
I'm your buddy.
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And...
How did this happen?
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You want the truth
or the lie?
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I was checking up on you
after group,
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And I bumped into this guy,
and we were concerned.
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So, Dogg gave us an
assignment at group.
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We have to go to
a senior citizens home
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And give them a personal gift...
a piece of ourselves.
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Are you in?
I love old people.
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Okay.
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I'll see you there?
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Yeah, I have...
I have patients.
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See you later.
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You okay?
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I appreciate you guys
coming to look for me.
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I woke up angry.
I just needed to not deal.
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It's about to get worse.
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Thank you.
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Diego didn't know the right way
to talk to people
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Who he owed money to,
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So, unfortunately, they didn't
leave him much of a face.
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I want to see it.
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No, you don't.
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Yes, I do.
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Close it.
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Very poetic, Lily.
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But don't get any ideas,
okay?
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You're definitely not gonna meet
this guy in heaven.
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He's going to the
other place for sure.
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Just leave me alone.
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Hi, darling.
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I was in the neighborhood,
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And I found
another gorgeous beagle.
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I'm working, mother.
I'm working here.
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You can't just show up without
calling, and I'm a doctor.
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I'm not taking
any more stray-dog statues.
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Hi.
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My name is Carla.
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Hot out of the oven.
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Oh, thanks, honey.
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I put pot in it.
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Wait. What, what?
What did you put in it?
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What?
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What?
Okay, look, honey.
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Look, I fully support helping
you change your whatever,
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But pot?
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Where did you even get it?
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From the nice blacks
in harlem.
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Well,
take it back to them.
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Okay, ladies, gents,
listen up.
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Some of these people
are infirm and fragile.
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You're to treat them with
respect, love, and dignity.
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What do you call a guy
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Who has a penis so big
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It got stuck in a vise?
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Hmm?
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Lucky. That's me.
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We got special visitors
in the cafeteria.
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Come on.
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I'm sorry, Miller, the rules
of the trust are explicit.
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You're not to know
the source of the funds,
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And under no circumstances
can you take out
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More than
your monthly allowance.
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I'm not asking more.
I'm asking for an advance.
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It's impossible.
I'm sorry.
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Betsy, is that you?
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No, Mrs. Talbot.
I'm Shawna, and this is Adam.
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No, I want Betsy.
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Yeah, well,
I want a lamborghini.
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Well, what is this?
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What, are you, like,
married or something?
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You know, kiddo,
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You would be lucky to have her.
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My calvin... bless him...
he was my whole life.
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He adored me. He couldn't keep
his hands off of me.
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Oh, wow. And, you know, he was
30 years younger than I was.
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Just like in that movie
"Harold and Mud."
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"Maude."
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That's my favorite movie.
That's my favorite movie.
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Well, it's mine...
mine and calvin's.
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It's our favorite movie.
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So, what happens now?
Now, you...
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I know.
You're here to entertain me.
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So, go ahead.
Entertain me.
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No puppet shows, please.
No bubble baths.
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Just...
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I...
Actually, you know what?
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It's funny that you mentioned
"Harold and Maude"
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Because we have prepared a scene
from that film
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For your viewing pleasure.
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Yep. That's great! I love it!
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Go for it!
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Okay.
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Thank you for coming
with me, Maude.
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I hate funerals.
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Oh, Harold, I...
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I love funerals.
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I can't wait
to go to heaven
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And see all the people
that I miss so much.
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Well...
Don't go yet, Maude.
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Why not, Harold?
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Because...
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We...Haven't...Kissed yet.
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Kiss her.
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Grab her tits.
Do something.
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So, you think she really thought
that was from the movie?
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Does it
really matter?
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Thank you.
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So, when you were little,
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Is this what you wanted
to grow up and be?
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Mr. Miller.
Yeah.
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This call
is being recorded.
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It is an attempt
to collect a debt.
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So... so, this was your dream...
to grow up and work for
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A conglomerate
legal lone-sharking bank
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And harass people
that can no longer afford
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To pay for the crack
that you got them hooked on.
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You owe us 179.65 dollars.
If you do not pay it in full...
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Okay, you fucks arbitrarily
raised my interest
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From 7% to 29%
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When I had a completely perfect
payment history.
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If you read the contract, you'll
see you agreed to pay this...
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Oh, wait, wait.
I'm so sorry.
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I-I apologize.
You know what I think happened?
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This is just
a total misunderstanding.
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It sounds like you didn't get
that check that I sent you.
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I sent it like a year ago.
Did you get that?
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How much was it for?
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750 billion dollars.
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You mean the check we repaid
with interest six months ago?
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No, no, no, no.
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About a year ago, I sent out
a 750 billion dollars bailout check,
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00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:31,525
And you cunts were in for like a
25 billion dollars chunk of that.
261
00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:34,027
That was my taxpayer money, see?
That was my check.
262
00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:37,564
Right. We repaid that
with interest six months ago.
263
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,800
We keep our word.
You haven't kept yours.
264
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,536
Do some research before
you come with that tired line.
265
00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:10,230
Yeah, well,
touché, cocksucker.
266
00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:26,246
Honey, you can put 5 pounds
of makeup on me,
267
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:29,282
But at least when people
look at me, they know who I am.
268
00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:32,753
There's a message in there,
right?
269
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:35,555
You know I'm almost dead,
right?
270
00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:38,525
We're all almost dead.
271
00:16:38,593 --> 00:16:41,928
As long as you can say "almost,"
you might as well live.
272
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,769
You have glaucoma, Ed.
273
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:50,570
Yep.
274
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,073
How's your eyesight?
275
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,674
Deteriorating.
276
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,211
Are you okay?
277
00:16:58,279 --> 00:17:00,447
Yeah, I'm great.
Why?
278
00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:02,482
You look unsettled.
279
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:06,420
Well, I had an argument
with my mother.
280
00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:09,790
Whatever it was about,
be nice to her.
281
00:17:09,857 --> 00:17:12,125
I am.
282
00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:14,494
Be nicer.
283
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,329
You'll always wish
you had been.
284
00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:24,104
What does this smell like?
285
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:26,807
Chocolate.
286
00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:29,376
And this one?
287
00:17:35,516 --> 00:17:37,984
Hey, is there a Jason Davis
that works on this floor?
288
00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:39,753
Over there
in the corner.
289
00:17:39,821 --> 00:17:41,855
Thank you so much.
290
00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:48,428
Well, thank you, sir.
291
00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:49,930
Please try to get us
that payment
292
00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:52,132
Just as soon as possible,
all right?
293
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,301
Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.
294
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:56,169
Jason? Hi.
295
00:17:57,872 --> 00:17:59,139
Detective christian Miller.
296
00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:00,974
It's so nice to meet you
in person.
297
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,442
Oh, no.
Check your e-mail.
298
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,377
Why?
Just check it.
299
00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:06,446
I...
check your fucking e-mail.
300
00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:08,548
What the - I...
301
00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:10,217
Really? Really?
302
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:13,053
I don't judge anybody,
really, except fucking kids...
303
00:18:13,121 --> 00:18:15,489
Not cool. Really not.
304
00:18:15,556 --> 00:18:17,357
Do you have any idea what they do to
pedophiles who prey on young boys in prison?
305
00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:19,392
What, are you... what, are
you kidding me? That's not mine.
306
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,561
See, the problem is,
it's been open on your computer
307
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:23,497
Past the amount of time
"reasonably required"
308
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:25,499
To delete a piece
of objectionable viral content
309
00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:26,867
Received
without solicitation.
310
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,903
So, legally...
It is yours.
311
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:31,972
No, but they can't...
they can't... I mean...
312
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,541
Jason, by the time you straighten
it all out with the judge,
313
00:18:34,609 --> 00:18:36,243
You're definitely gonna
at least spend,
314
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,411
What, like a weekend
in the tombs at rikers island.
315
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:41,047
You know what's gonna
happen there? What?
316
00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:44,751
A group of really big,
really muscular black men
317
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:48,054
Are gonna join forces
on just this one occasion
318
00:18:48,122 --> 00:18:50,924
With some, like, tatted-up,
gnarly skinheads,
319
00:18:50,992 --> 00:18:53,760
And they're gonna bend you
over a table,
320
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,395
Hold you down,
and take turns
321
00:18:55,463 --> 00:18:59,399
Pounding you
with their massive h.I.V. Cocks
322
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,501
All into you...
323
00:19:01,569 --> 00:19:05,038
All into you, all into you,
all into you, all into you.
324
00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:10,177
Or I can offer you door
number 2... no pun intended...
325
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:11,678
And in an unparalleled act
of random kindness,
326
00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:12,979
You bring up my account.
327
00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:17,250
You bring up my account.
328
00:19:17,318 --> 00:19:18,852
Miller.
329
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,787
That's it. Okay. Yeah.
330
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,356
Now, you delete that
with the same enthusiasm
331
00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:26,026
That I just deleted
that other ungodly scenario
332
00:19:26,093 --> 00:19:27,260
From your future.
333
00:19:27,328 --> 00:19:28,962
Look...
From your future.
334
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:31,464
No, I could get in a lot of
trouble if I do that, you know?
335
00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:34,267
I could get... but that
little boy that was on there...
336
00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:36,069
Shall we bring him back?
No! No, no.
337
00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:37,771
Delete.
338
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:39,773
Shit.
339
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:42,742
Did that feel good?
Great.
340
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,878
Did that feel good?
Okay.
341
00:19:44,946 --> 00:19:46,479
Bring up the account of that guy
you were talking to when I came in.
342
00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:48,048
Bring that person up.
Ben?
343
00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:49,382
Benjamin green?
Yeah.
344
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:50,750
And how much does
he owe you?
345
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:54,321
352 dollars.
Delete.
346
00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:59,759
Talk about serious karma
fucking reversal.
347
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:02,562
Okay. Thank you very much
for clearing my karma.
348
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,732
I just had an idea.
I did, Jason.
349
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,401
I had an idea.
What?
350
00:20:08,469 --> 00:20:09,936
Harlem...
the whole zip code.
351
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,473
Say, "loka samasta sukino
bhavantu" while you do it.
352
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,610
It's an ancient sanskrit chant
beloved by yogis for centuries.
353
00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:17,844
Loka... loka...
354
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,346
Samasta...
Samasta...
355
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,147
Delete while you're doing it. Really?
356
00:20:21,215 --> 00:20:23,450
While you delete, you say it. Loka...
357
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:24,985
Samasta...
...Samasta...
358
00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:26,286
...Sukino...
...Sukino...
359
00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:28,622
...Bhavantu.
...Bhavantu?
360
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,090
Namaste.
361
00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:34,995
Uno...Dos...
362
00:20:35,062 --> 00:20:37,364
Tres...Cuatro...
363
00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,466
Cinco...Seis...
364
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,968
Siete...Ocho. Hips.
365
00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:45,272
My glaucoma is gone!
I can see clear with my...
366
00:20:45,339 --> 00:20:47,307
My glaucoma's gone!
367
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,843
Okay, everybody with me?
368
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,586
Oh, you want to race.
369
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,588
Okay, guys.
One, two...
370
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:03,857
Ready...
...Tres...
371
00:21:03,924 --> 00:21:05,859
Set...
372
00:21:05,926 --> 00:21:07,160
Go!
373
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:09,362
...Cinco...Seis...
374
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:10,797
One more time.
375
00:21:14,435 --> 00:21:16,770
Cuatro.
You're bad.
376
00:21:16,837 --> 00:21:18,938
What do you mean?
377
00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:22,876
Turn, turn, turn.
378
00:21:22,943 --> 00:21:25,011
Damn, them
brownies were good.
379
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,216
I can't believe
you don't have the munchies.
380
00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:32,118
I'm dying
for cookies and milk.
381
00:21:32,186 --> 00:21:33,486
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
382
00:21:34,789 --> 00:21:36,690
I'm seeing your apartment.
What?
383
00:21:36,757 --> 00:21:39,659
I'm... I'm seeing
a white shaggy rug
384
00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:41,194
In front of
the white sofa.
385
00:21:42,563 --> 00:21:44,297
And a presence
that doesn't go with it.
386
00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:48,234
It's...
it's...A black cat.
387
00:21:48,302 --> 00:21:49,502
Wait.
388
00:21:51,238 --> 00:21:52,572
How did you...
389
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,009
I was here before.
390
00:21:56,077 --> 00:21:58,978
What are you
talking about?
391
00:21:59,046 --> 00:22:01,848
With Miller, you know,
when we were looking for you.
392
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,083
There he is.
Hi, black.
393
00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:07,187
She doesn't like me.
394
00:22:07,254 --> 00:22:08,888
You came inside
my apartment?
395
00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:11,257
Yeah.
Miller broke in.
396
00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:12,892
What the fuck?
397
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,429
Cop or not, you can't just break
into somebody's apartment!
398
00:22:16,497 --> 00:22:18,698
Well, I don't think he
makes a habit out of it.
399
00:22:18,766 --> 00:22:20,200
He was worried.
400
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,768
Hey, I was really
worried about you.
401
00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:24,070
I'm sorry.
402
00:22:25,773 --> 00:22:27,941
At group, I have to think.
403
00:22:28,008 --> 00:22:32,946
I just wanted to go somewhere
where I...I could blank out.
404
00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:38,585
Am I still stoned
from the brownies,
405
00:22:38,652 --> 00:22:40,987
Or are you strangely close
to my face?
406
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,824
Both.
407
00:22:47,595 --> 00:22:50,697
Promise me that you'll never
disappear again.
408
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,768
I promise.
409
00:22:58,172 --> 00:23:02,308
I'm so glad we decided
to just be friends.
410
00:23:04,478 --> 00:23:08,415
Friends is major,
and you're my only one.
411
00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:11,885
That...Means a lot to me.
412
00:23:11,952 --> 00:23:15,155
'cause my old friend
isn't here anymore.
413
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:18,057
Since she's been gone,
it's been so hard for me
414
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:20,627
To be open
to finding a new one.
415
00:23:24,665 --> 00:23:27,133
I'm gonna go now...
416
00:23:29,303 --> 00:23:31,938
Pal.
417
00:23:32,006 --> 00:23:33,840
Okay.
418
00:23:33,908 --> 00:23:36,676
Goodbye, comrade.
419
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:00,934
Miller.
420
00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:02,335
Hello.
421
00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:04,771
You have been pre-approved
for a new credit card
422
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:07,073
From allied bank
of wisconsin
423
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,609
With a 10,000 dollars
credit limit.
424
00:24:09,677 --> 00:24:12,645
All you need to do is call
us back right away at...
425
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,000
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