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- We gotta go.
- Why?
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Because we're late and run.
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- He's gonna freak out.
- So what?
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So I'm not the one who
made him team leader.
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You're the one who
made him team leader.
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Yeah, with good reason, so he
can take all the responsibily,
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and I can focus on other things.
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I like that I like a man who doesn't
feel the need to be in control, at all.
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Well, I wouldn't read
too much into it...
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You're kinda the lady,
and I'm kinda the man.
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The lady?
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- You're kinda the lady...
- Ow!
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- I'm kinda the man.
- Good Lord.
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Really?
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Lady, quiet.
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What don't you understand?
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It's crystal clear.
Ron Donald Do's...
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Okay? The four
P's and one B.
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"Politeness,
Professionalism,
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Perfectionism, Proactive,
Be on time!"
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I have a proactive
suggestion.
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No, I think we
get the system...
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Okay, then what don't
you understand Kyle?
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What're you doing?
Don't do that!
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Punctuality.
What, no, don't do that!
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Now it's five P's.
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No, I already
have four P's,
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that's an RDD.
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That's a Ron Donald Do?
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No, a Ron Donald Don't.
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This is so confusing.
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You know what
I don't get?
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Who says you get
to be the boss?
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I do. As boss,
I have that authority.
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You can't do that...
Yeah, I can, and I did.
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Okay, well hey guys,
guess what, I'm the boss now.
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You can't do that,
because you're not boss.
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Can I finish please?
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Three RDD's,
I dock your pay...
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You can't do that, Ron!
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Yes, I can too!
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And Roman,
that's an RDD.
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A "do?"
This is the dumbest
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fucking strategy
for productivity.
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Henry, is Ron
really the boss?
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Yeah, Ron's
in charge everybody.
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See? Not that what
he says matters.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late,
everybody.
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I wanted to get my hair
done for tonight...
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Example. Lydia. RDD.
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What, what's that?
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A Ron Donald Don't.
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Ron hates your hair.
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What?
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Oh, no, no...
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Oh.
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No!
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Henry...?
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You're in charge.
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[ groaning ]
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Sweetheart, a real
Hollywood party!
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Finally!
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Everyone's in
"the business," it's so hip...
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So she says yes, but then
right before the wedding,
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the doctor's like, bad news.
It's cancer.
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Somebody's pitching
a movie right beside me!
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It's not a movie,
this is my life.
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I'm fuckin' dying.
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[ chatter ]
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Excuse me, waiter?
I dropped something.
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Roman!
Long time no see!
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You've gotta be
shitting me, Munt.
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I'd ask how it's going,
but I think
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this speaks
for itself.
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Remember I told you
about my old
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writing partner
who fired me
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for being a hack
and a sell-out
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who knows nothing
about hard sci-fi?
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You are a hack
and a sell out
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who knows nothing
about hard sci-fi...
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Yeah, that's
why I'm throwing
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this fucking party
to celebrate
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the huge spec sale
of my sci-fi script.
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I think I know one point
five million times
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more about sci-fi
than you do, loser.
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Read paragraph two.
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They're making
"Axiomalion" into a movie?
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What idiot would hire you to
adapt a genius book like that?
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Actually, the author,
AF Gordon Theodore?
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Perhaps you've
heard of him?
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AF, are you having a
good time?
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A Calvados,
two lovely companions
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in conversation,
I am in that seat
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named for the proverbial
"catbird."
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Well, if you need anything,
you let me know,
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and this young man
will fetch it for you.
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Game, set, match,
Joel Munt.
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Now get us
some champagne.
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Yeah, Danielle,
it's going great.
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The new system's really
helping discipline.
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RDD's. Do's and Don'ts.
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Maybe you should tell
your dad about it.
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How's it going,
Team Leader?
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I gotta go, hun.
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00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,660
How's it going?
Good, oh good.
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00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:08,230
Lot of angles,
problem solving.
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Do I take a man out,
get backup glasses,
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or do I risk running low...
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Things like that.
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00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:15,370
Well, would you
like my advice?
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Just, as like, a former
team leader talking shop?
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Just, like, talking shop?
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Yeah.
Sure.
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I would go get
the glasses.
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Henry, get glasses.
I'll cover bar.
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Yes, sir.
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[ laughing ]
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Simple.
Feels good.
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Yeah?
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Fun party, huh?
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Wouldn't you know it?
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I come in here
to powder my nose,
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but I can't even
find the stuff.
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Oh, well thank you
very much.
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Oh, man, it's like,
producers galore,
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I'm networking
like a motherfucker.
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Oh, the host asked about
champagne or whatever.
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What, are you leaving?
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00:05:04,854 --> 00:05:05,887
RDD...
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00:05:05,955 --> 00:05:07,956
Our host, my old
writing partner,
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hired us just so he
can fucking humiliate me.
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So, I'm glad having
a good time kissing ass,
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but I'm not hanging
around all night
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so I can be a fucking
revenge piñata.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, man.
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You can't retreat.
You gotta strike back.
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"Revenge is a dish
best served."
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Shakespeare?
Like, waiters, and servants
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Revenge? Don't do it,
that's in the Bible.
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Although, we're only human,
I know I am, right?
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One time I got
revenge on someone
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by putting tuna fish in
the AC vents of her car,
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but then we ended
up carpooling, what?
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So you better be careful,
because sometimes revenge
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backfires and you end up
with a fish smell.
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My mouth is dry.
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Oop. I think my contacts
just popped out.
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Where did you go,
Mr. Contacts?
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Um, Lydia,
are you okay...?
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Okay! I'm great!
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I've always wanted to be
at a big Hollywood party,
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and now I am!
Woo!
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Good luck with
your revenge!
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Right.
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Oh my God.
Whoa.
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All right, well let's
think about this.
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He's here with all of
his fucking fake friends.
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What's at stake
is his image.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to think
of a good revenge.
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Dude, piss in his champagne.
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See? This is awesome.
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No responsibilities.
That's good.
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That's really good.
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What?
Shit.
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00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,009
What?
I don't have my keys.
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00:06:34,076 --> 00:06:35,443
Okay, where are they?
169
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I think they're
in my coat.
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Okay, where's your coat?
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In the van.
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Oh God.
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Um, Okay. So, the supply closet,
nothing in there?
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That supply closet,
I can't.
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Okay. It's fine. I'll call triple A...
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No, no, no, no.
That'll take forever.
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Okay. Older model,
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side locks,
I can pop the lock.
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I'll pop the lock.
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Pop the... What is
this, "The Outsiders?"
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I learned a few tricks on the
mean streets of Wisconsin, Casey.
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So, leave it to me,
all right?
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00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:03,405
Just, hurry up.
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00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:08,176
Bro, come on, hurry up.
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00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:09,544
I can't go
if you're talking.
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00:07:09,612 --> 00:07:10,912
I'm not talking,
I'm just standing here.
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I can hear you breathing,
and shifting around and stuff,
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turn on the tap.
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Stop watching me, I can see you
out of my peripheral vision.
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Fuck.
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I can't go, just,
you do it...
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No, you know what?
It's your revenge, okay?
193
00:07:27,129 --> 00:07:28,230
It's gotta be your piss.
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Just go, please!
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00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:32,133
Oh, shit,
gotta do everything.
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00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:34,803
Fucking Hollywood.
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00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:37,172
They take a masterpiece
from an intellectual titan,
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00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,974
and hand it over
to a fucking hack.
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00:07:41,744 --> 00:07:42,611
What's the hold up?
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00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:43,812
I just went, like,
ten minutes ago,
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00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:44,980
give me a break.
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00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,381
Fucking disaster.
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00:07:46,449 --> 00:07:47,949
You know what, no,
I learned this in yoga class.
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I just need to
205
00:07:49,785 --> 00:07:51,419
sink into myself...
206
00:07:51,487 --> 00:07:52,487
find it...
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00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,655
[ humming ]
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00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,592
They teach you how to
control your pee in yoga?
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Everything.
In the right state of mind,
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00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:01,329
I can control
every organ.
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00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,198
Om.
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00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:05,433
[ humming ]
Kyle!
213
00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:06,434
What're you doing?
214
00:08:06,502 --> 00:08:07,702
Trying to piss
in this glass.
215
00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,271
Don't break
his yoga state.
216
00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:10,972
No! No! That's an RDD!
217
00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,240
Are you insane...?
218
00:08:12,308 --> 00:08:13,975
Fuck, forget it,
you know what, it's broken.
219
00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:15,143
Fuck, Ron!
220
00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:18,580
We need your urine.
221
00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:20,782
Absolutely not!
I'm team leader!
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00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:22,851
So be there for
the team, right?
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00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:24,986
The host hired us
to fuck with Roman.
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00:08:25,054 --> 00:08:26,154
It's payback.
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00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:28,256
He drew first blood.
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00:08:28,324 --> 00:08:29,324
It's the code.
227
00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:34,796
Shit, my first night back,
228
00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:36,064
and you invoke the code?
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00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:38,767
Dammit.
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00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:43,204
Fine, I will
give you the urine.
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00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:46,074
But while I'm doing this, you
two are gonna recite the RDD's.
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00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,776
Okay.
Okay.
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00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:49,311
Let's go.
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00:08:49,378 --> 00:08:51,880
Productivity.
Courage.
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00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:53,548
No, the don'ts,
the don'ts!
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00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,683
Jesus!
237
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,850
[ chatter ]
238
00:08:59,055 --> 00:09:00,789
No, that's actually
for Mr. Munt...
239
00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,691
He can get another,
we're friends.
240
00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:05,427
There you are. Effervescence
for the effervescent.
241
00:09:05,494 --> 00:09:07,629
So you work
with Joel?
242
00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:09,164
[ glass breaking ]
What the fuck...?
243
00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:11,766
There was a bee on it,
there was a bee on it.
244
00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:14,669
Joel and I are working
together on "Axiomalion."
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00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,271
This is AF Gordon Theodore.
246
00:09:16,339 --> 00:09:20,008
Only the greatest
living sci-fi novelist.
247
00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:22,143
Just in from
British Columbia.
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00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:24,412
He lives on Orcas Island
in a keep.
249
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,514
It's like a little castle,
it's awesome.
250
00:09:26,582 --> 00:09:27,549
If you're ever
on Orcas...
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00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:29,250
So, you're not
a producer?
252
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,352
No.
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00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:31,453
Excuse me.
254
00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,154
Hey, I didn't know
you were here!
255
00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:34,689
Must be a good friend.
256
00:09:34,757 --> 00:09:36,624
No, they're all
just stuck up.
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00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:39,928
I know, I'm a sci-fi
writer, too,
258
00:09:39,995 --> 00:09:41,262
they treat us
like garbage.
259
00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,768
I can't believe I'm
actually talking to you.
260
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,803
...I was like,
"Center court, on the floor,
261
00:09:48,871 --> 00:09:51,306
motherfucker, or you don't even
get to bid on this fucker!"
262
00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:52,974
Hey. I didn't get
my champagne.
263
00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,509
Oh. Good.
264
00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:56,177
No. Bad. Okay?
265
00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:57,512
Get my champagne.
266
00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,114
Right. Kyle!
267
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,116
Kyle. This man didn't
get his champagne.
268
00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:03,918
Dude, my piss
isn't back yet.
269
00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:05,253
Just champagne,
just champagne.
270
00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:12,761
So, what are you going to do
after this trilogy?
271
00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:15,230
Another trilogy,
unifying all dimensions...
272
00:10:15,297 --> 00:10:17,065
Like, a three
dimensional trilogy.
273
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,400
A nonilogy...
274
00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:21,169
Duodecilogy.
Don't forget time.
275
00:10:21,237 --> 00:10:23,438
Yeah, of course.
So complex.
276
00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:24,839
That's why I love
your stuff.
277
00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:26,274
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
278
00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:28,843
Why're you letting them
make "Axiomalion" a movie?
279
00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:30,578
I'm intrigued
by popular art forms
280
00:10:30,646 --> 00:10:33,615
and I've always been curious
to experience Hollywood,
281
00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:35,984
which Art Clarke
was discussing,
282
00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,919
and said that, when the...
283
00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:39,821
Hello, I like your...
284
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,556
On the phone, yes.
285
00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:45,160
And Joel seems devoted
to the integrity of it, so...
286
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,695
Joel? Integrity?
287
00:10:47,763 --> 00:10:50,331
That's not Joel's forte,
integrity.
288
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,033
How long
have you known him?
289
00:10:52,101 --> 00:10:53,168
I met him once.
290
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,236
Waiter, could you
please not bother
291
00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:56,538
the guest of honor?
292
00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,939
AF, Having a good time?
293
00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,574
Just, conversing,
trying to meet
294
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:00,742
the local women folk.
295
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,211
Fuck trying. Danni, get your
friend, whatshername...
296
00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:06,047
Excuse us. We're gonna to hit up
some blow with these ladies.
297
00:11:06,115 --> 00:11:07,482
Oh, alright.
298
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:08,817
Nice meeting you, lad.
299
00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:10,652
Nice to meet you.
300
00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:12,954
Shit, man, that didn't
go so well, did it?
301
00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:15,256
It's all right, I'm getting
some pee stored up right now.
302
00:11:15,324 --> 00:11:17,125
Yeah.
303
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,794
And I see a way I can get
in-between Joel and Theodore,
304
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,463
Iago-style.
305
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:24,499
Who's that?
306
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,668
Iago, from Othello.
307
00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:28,603
The board game?
308
00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:29,838
I can't talk
to you anymore.
309
00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,439
What?
310
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:32,607
[ indistinct chatter ]
311
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,512
An interesting culture,
Joel, this Hollywood.
312
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:40,615
Will we be doing the coke
off someone's tits, or...?
313
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:41,749
Uh, no...
[ both ]
314
00:11:41,817 --> 00:11:43,351
Wait, no, no, no,
315
00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:45,119
who promised you
the role of Panopia?
316
00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:46,721
You'd be a marvelous
Panopia.
317
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,491
And Danni, I went to that fucking
Panda charity dinner with you,
318
00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:51,292
you fucking
owe this to me, okay?
319
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,861
Excuse me, I'll get
out of your way here.
320
00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:54,295
Hey, sterno jockey!
321
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:55,630
Let me tell you
something, okay?
322
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:56,798
Tell the guy
with glasses,
323
00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:59,033
I want my fucking
champagne as soon as
324
00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:01,102
we're done doing blow
off of tits.
325
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,637
Joel, let it go...
326
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,205
No, no, you
tell him exactly that.
327
00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:05,640
I got it.
328
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,009
Let's go, coke isn't
going to blow itself.
329
00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:10,011
AF, when our
movie opens,
330
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:12,847
we're gonna be doing
this every night.
331
00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:14,249
What's the fuck
is up with that?
332
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,283
You got a scar?
333
00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:16,384
You said these
were real.
334
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,052
It's from my biopsy,
dickhead.
335
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,422
So, one just, thusly...?
336
00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:25,026
Like that?
What the fuck, man?
337
00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:28,329
No? Yes?
338
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,568
Stop it, please...
339
00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:34,836
You're fashioning a tool.
340
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:36,738
Yes, with which
I will open the van.
341
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:37,805
...fashioning a tool.
342
00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:38,940
Again, it's
not going to work.
343
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,542
Can we please, please
just call triple A?
344
00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:42,043
Casey, it'll work.
It's not going to work.
345
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:44,012
And now you're just doing it
because you have to prove a point,
346
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:45,947
it's your thing and you
have to prove you're a man.
347
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,382
Prove? What do
I have to prove?
348
00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:48,483
I don't have to prove anything.
You sort of have to...
349
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,351
Hey, guys,
I need some pee.
350
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:51,986
I'm completely dried.
351
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,321
Wait, what?
352
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,789
This douchebag's been
fucking with Roman,
353
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,324
and now it's payback.
354
00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:58,259
The code.
355
00:12:58,327 --> 00:12:59,561
Oh.
Uh-huh.
356
00:12:59,628 --> 00:13:00,995
What's the code?
357
00:13:01,063 --> 00:13:02,330
The code, it's like a,
358
00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:03,898
It's like a guy code.
You wouldn't get it.
359
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,233
Shut up, there's not
360
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:06,668
a dude code.
361
00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:09,370
...net, maybe, but gross?
362
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,838
How about you go out
to dinner and a movie,
363
00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:12,874
take yourself home
and fuck yourself!
364
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,378
So what project're
you working on?
365
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:18,813
"Pride and Prejudice""
366
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,448
Oh, I love a costume drama.
367
00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:21,983
Buddy cop thing.
368
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,218
Pryde's a racist
white cop from the south
369
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,554
who teams up with this
rapper named Prejudiss
370
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:28,456
to catch a maniac
killing hookers.
371
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:29,524
Yeah.
372
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:30,825
Yeah, that sounds wonderful.
373
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,460
Thank you, Keanu!
374
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:34,062
Isn't he nice,
I saw his house
375
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:35,830
on the Star Line tour!
376
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,899
Hey, hey, I know
the perfect white person!
377
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:38,900
Oh gosh, where is he?
378
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,101
I gotta find him, hold on.
379
00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:41,202
Hold on, hold on, wait!
380
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,937
Kyle, Kyle, come here!
381
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,207
Look, look who needs
a southern cop for their movie.
382
00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:47,642
Huh?
Say something southern.
383
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,844
And action!
384
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,779
Looks to me like
this young lady's
385
00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:53,314
been raped and murdered!
386
00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:55,116
What, cut, print!
387
00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:56,918
Yes, oh my God!
388
00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:58,486
That's his
fog horn leg horn.
389
00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:00,154
We're thinking,
like, Owen Wilson.
390
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:01,356
I love his work.
391
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,890
Kyle's just like
Owen Wilson.
392
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,693
Except look at that nose.
Straight as an arrow.
393
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,762
You might know him,
if you've ever been to Laos,
394
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,697
From "Jumping Boys."
395
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,699
You do really
have a white look.
396
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,334
Gosh, thank you so much.
397
00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:14,669
How's that
drink coming, Mama?
398
00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:16,771
Escapade, sweetheart, you're
never going to believe this.
399
00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,906
Would you say hi
to my daughter, please?
400
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:21,442
Hi...?
401
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,678
Guess!
402
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,780
Send us your stuff.
Oh, my gosh, right?
403
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,548
Good.
No, no, that's...
404
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:30,518
Asshole!
405
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,422
Okay, I'm just
going to tell you!
406
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,357
Wesley Snipes!
407
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:39,460
Yes! Just like in the
movies, but a lot shorter.
408
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,433
Motherfucker!
409
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:48,269
Come on!
410
00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:49,437
[ sirens ]
411
00:14:54,009 --> 00:14:56,210
Really, man?
Off the tits?
412
00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:57,845
That sounds so cool.
413
00:14:57,913 --> 00:14:59,180
You know what,
it's over-rated.
414
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:01,716
But don't worry,
I'm gonna find you some piss.
415
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,484
What happened to Henry's?
I don't know.
416
00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:05,353
Never mind,
I'm going to plan B.
417
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,422
Oh yeah, Miagi style.
418
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,723
Iago!
419
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,224
Jesus.
Whatever.
420
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,793
Hey, Kyle, can I talk
to you a second?
421
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,861
What's up?
Hey, did you got it?
422
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:15,363
Well, I haven't
had a chance yet...
423
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,798
Oh, Casey,
if you have to pee,
424
00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:17,899
can you hold it
for a little bit,
425
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:18,966
like, come back
and let me know?
426
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,336
Step on it.
Thank you.
427
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,672
You know how
to pop a lock?
428
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:27,275
What're you doing?
429
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,811
No, older model van,
side locks.
430
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:30,878
Oh, yeah, totally.
431
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:33,081
You do? Okay, come on.
Yes!
432
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,515
AF, chill out, there's
going to be plenty more
433
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,818
at the after party
for everybody, all right?
434
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:39,854
Well, it took you
long enough, waiter...
435
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:42,690
All right, you win,
I surrender, Joel.
436
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,859
And I also have to admit
that I always did want
437
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,761
to see an
"Axiomalion" movie.
438
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,696
It's just so rich and dense,
439
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:49,964
I never thought they
could pull it off
440
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,532
without compromising
its genius.
441
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,768
Stay true to the book, pretty
much my entire fucking pitch,
442
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:54,936
Right, dawg?
443
00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,474
So, even
the prologue on Io?
444
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,708
Pre-credit sequence.
445
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:02,944
It all begins
on a methane mine on Io.
446
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,679
So when the title roles,
you're already like
447
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,614
my mind's been
fucking blown!
448
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,783
Um, methane, the gas...
[ phone ringing ]
449
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,452
What about
the Mindeaters council?
450
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,788
Pretty much the Greek chorus
of the entire piece, right AF?
451
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,389
Citizens of the Empire
are selected
452
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,792
by lots to have their
minds consumed
453
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,428
by a council
of governing elders.
454
00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:22,130
There's no way
you can do the whole
455
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:24,098
battle on the Crab Nebula.
456
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,734
Modeled after
Nelson at Trafalgar.
457
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:29,370
I thought Nelson
broke up.
458
00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:31,939
So there is an after party?
Yeah, yeah, just one second, AF.
459
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:33,875
Flashback during
the coronation of Lool!
460
00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,309
It's gonna be just
like the book, man,
461
00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:36,744
everything is in there!
462
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,679
Everything?
Everything.
463
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,716
What about the Mongus?
464
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,551
Gas-based
telepathic life form.
465
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,419
Dude, your going to
fucking shit,
466
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,388
'cause we got
James Cameron's FX team
467
00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:50,625
to design a kick-ass CGI
creature.
468
00:16:50,692 --> 00:16:52,827
A creature?
Yeah, creature.
469
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,796
A creature?
It's going to be amazing...
470
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:56,497
The Mongus doesn't
even register
471
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:58,299
in the visible spectrum...
472
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:01,002
Okay, yeah, I know, but
it's a major character,
473
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,937
we have to kind of... We
have to kind of turn it into
474
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:04,438
a computerized cartoon?
475
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:06,474
Like Jar Jar Binks.
476
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,609
It's not like
Jar Jar Binks, okay?
477
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:09,911
It's Cameron's people,
it's gonna be awesome...
478
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:11,546
Jesus Christ,
Joel, are you insane?
479
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,447
No, it's going to be awesome!
You're insane!
480
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:14,949
It's Cameron!
We're done.
481
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,617
It's, AF, it's Cameron!
482
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,586
You're blowing this
out of proportion, man!
483
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:19,587
We should talk about this!
484
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:20,755
You motherfucker!
485
00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:22,790
Hey, hey, hi.
Is everything good?
486
00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:24,458
No, nothing is good!
487
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,862
Your underling here just
fucked my career!
488
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,630
Mongus!
489
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,766
AF!
490
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,801
I thought you were just going
to pee in the champagne?
491
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,106
Ooh, what if Pryde's
sister was a hooker?
492
00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:40,608
That way, with every
dead hooker he sees,
493
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,343
he's like "that could
be my sister..."
494
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:44,045
Yeah, it's gotta
be personal.
495
00:17:44,112 --> 00:17:46,280
What if Prejudis''
sister's a hooker...
496
00:17:46,348 --> 00:17:47,648
...and the sisters
are friends?
497
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:48,916
Calvados...
498
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,017
...and one of them
gets murdered,
499
00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,385
so it's personal
for the other one.
500
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:52,820
That's everyone.
501
00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,755
It's personal for every
character, the perfect movie!
502
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,090
[ squealing ]
503
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,758
Myod, what twaddle.
504
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,427
These people are
philistines.
505
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:00,862
And some Jews.
506
00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:02,697
That's what's great,
everybody gets along.
507
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:04,332
Well, looks like we're out.
508
00:18:04,399 --> 00:18:06,534
AF, I am so sorry, I can
explain the entire thing...
509
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:10,037
No, let me explain, about
something called integrity.
510
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:12,974
You lied to me, and if I'd
known I'd be lied to,
511
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,775
I'd have never
come to Hollywood!
512
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,344
You're the guest of
honor here tonight...
513
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:18,813
Then why can't I get
a single stuck up female
514
00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:20,581
to talk to me
for five minutes?
515
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,483
And why're you
out of Calvados?
516
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:26,420
Mr. Munt, I had no idea
that one of my servers
517
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:29,257
was scheming against you and I hope
this doesn't affect the comment card.
518
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:31,392
You are out of Calvados!
519
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,928
If I don't get a bottle
of Calvados in my hand
520
00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:36,030
in the next two minutes,
I'm going to cut your dick off,
521
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,132
and fuck you in your own ass!
522
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:42,670
Ed Harris.
523
00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:44,138
What next?
524
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,406
All right.
C'mon, I got this.
525
00:18:45,474 --> 00:18:47,441
Let me do this.
526
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:49,110
That's exactly
what I was doing.
527
00:18:49,177 --> 00:18:50,411
No, yours is backwards.
528
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:52,079
What are you
talking about?
529
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,916
See? That's your
problem right there.
530
00:18:54,983 --> 00:18:57,251
Well, I mean...
531
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:58,419
CASEY: Oh my God.
532
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,989
No, please, continue,
this is just...
533
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,090
It's awesome.
534
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,828
Thank God, there you are, Henry,
I need a bottle of Calvados.
535
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,864
Give me the keys...
They're locked in the van, Ron.
536
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,098
What do you mean they're
locked in the van, Henry?
537
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,600
I need a bottle
of Calvados now!
538
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,535
What do you want me to do?
I've almost got this, guys.
539
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,505
Shit.
Let me do it.
540
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:18,472
It's still backwards...
541
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,808
Oh, Goddammit,
I need a bottle now!
542
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:21,909
I need it now!
543
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,544
We could just
call triple A.
544
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:24,645
No!
[ both ]
545
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,314
Oh my God, really?
546
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,549
Look at yourselves,
you're like clowns!
547
00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:29,750
Circus clowns, just...
548
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,686
Get out of the way,
get out of the way!
549
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,954
Ron!
550
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:34,922
My God!
What are you doing?
551
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,357
Ron!
Seriously!
552
00:19:37,492 --> 00:19:39,126
[ car alarm blaring ]
553
00:19:39,194 --> 00:19:41,696
Oh!
Oh my God!
554
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,131
Oh my God, right now!
555
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:45,633
Turn it off, turn it off!
556
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,268
What the fuck
are you doing?
557
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:48,970
Turn off, turn off,
turn off!
558
00:19:49,037 --> 00:19:50,237
[ alarm continues ]
559
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:51,806
What the fuck is going on?
560
00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:54,075
My window?
My fucking window?
561
00:19:54,142 --> 00:19:55,609
What?
My, no...
562
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,511
My window, what the fuck
is going on? [ alarm stops ]
563
00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,146
I've had this
car for a week!
564
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:00,815
What is going on?
565
00:20:00,882 --> 00:20:01,816
I don't know what happened...
566
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,250
Who the fuck is
working this party?
567
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:05,419
Oh, um, I'll go do that.
568
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:07,755
Okay, you tell me,
what happened?
569
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:10,024
I saw a guy.
570
00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:11,726
You saw a guy,
what did he look like?
571
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,095
Just got a glimpse.
Rough looking guy...
572
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:15,730
Yeah, black,
with a black hat.
573
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,665
A white guy
with a black hat
574
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,367
And like
a thin mustache...
575
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,369
Yeah, he flew off,
we just came out,
576
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:23,637
Like, so fast, there was
no way we could get a good...
577
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,773
Okay, fine, you know what,
enough.
578
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,241
I'll check the security tape.
579
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,143
Jesus, this fucking night.
580
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,311
Great job.
581
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:36,851
Shit.
582
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,988
Okay.
So you wanted Calvados?
583
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,166
"Revenge is a dish..."
584
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:53,701
"...best served cold."
585
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:54,869
Yes.
586
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:57,505
Tell me you have
Calvados in back here.
587
00:20:57,572 --> 00:20:59,140
Uh, no.
588
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:00,174
Fuck!
589
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:01,842
And of course
the security camera
590
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,711
has no fucking tape in it.
591
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:04,879
Goddammit!
592
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:07,148
Fuck!
Fuck, shit.
593
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:13,654
He's taking his name
off the project.
594
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:14,755
Who?
595
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:15,856
You fucked me.
596
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,024
You fucked me first.
597
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:19,060
No. You fucked me first.
598
00:21:19,127 --> 00:21:20,327
When you fired me.
599
00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:21,896
You fucked yourself
600
00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:24,131
by being a hack
and a sellout.
601
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,168
Fucking Mongus.
602
00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:29,703
It's unfilmable, I mean,
what does he expect?
603
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,705
I don't know,
you're the writer.
604
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,074
Figure it out.
605
00:21:33,141 --> 00:21:35,443
It's a telepathic gas,
what do you do with that?
606
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:37,611
Use a disembodied voice.
607
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:39,880
You can't use
a disembodied voice, okay?
608
00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,882
Real cinematic,
you gotta make it...
609
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:44,151
You can't just use a guy,
that's a cop out.
610
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,920
And you can't
make it CGI either!
611
00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:47,755
What about a container?
612
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:51,058
Like a tank with
a computer read out
613
00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:52,393
of what it's saying.
614
00:21:52,461 --> 00:21:54,462
No, that's a stupid idea.
What if it's a suit?
615
00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:56,030
It'd have to be
such a big suit!
616
00:21:56,098 --> 00:21:58,199
It's a scuba suit,
because on this planet...
617
00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,233
It's air tight,
it's gas tight.
618
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:01,302
Yeah, and it deflates
and inflates
619
00:22:01,369 --> 00:22:03,270
when it talks,
it'd be amazing!
620
00:22:03,338 --> 00:22:05,573
But, yeah, it can't be CGI.
It can't be CGI.
621
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,740
No.
622
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:10,978
Just like
old times, huh?
623
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:13,447
Yeah, except you're a
millionaire and I'm...
624
00:22:13,515 --> 00:22:16,016
serving shit food
to shit people.
625
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,552
Same shit, though.
Spitballing ideas.
626
00:22:19,688 --> 00:22:20,955
What about a ship?
627
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:23,390
That's the container.
628
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,092
You have a ship with
a bunch of little mini ships
629
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,794
With guys in suits,
and they're all
630
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,163
part of the one big thing!
[ both ]
631
00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:30,831
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no!
632
00:22:30,899 --> 00:22:32,299
That's it, I mean,
it would be...
633
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,467
It's perfect.
634
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:34,835
But yeah, no.
635
00:22:34,903 --> 00:22:36,570
He won't go for it.
Why?
636
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:38,772
Because it wrecks
the integrity of the piece.
637
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,841
No, face it, I'm fucked.
638
00:22:42,244 --> 00:22:44,278
And...
639
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:45,779
Dude, I am sorry
640
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:47,815
about this...
641
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,617
whole thing,
it was petty of me,
642
00:22:49,684 --> 00:22:51,118
it was small.
643
00:22:51,186 --> 00:22:52,920
You deserve better.
644
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:54,255
Yeah.
This fucking cocaine.
645
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,464
How do you know Ed Harris?
646
00:23:03,532 --> 00:23:05,599
Wasn't he wonderful
in "Milk Money?"
647
00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:09,803
I feel depressed,
how do you fix that?
648
00:23:17,112 --> 00:23:18,212
Hey.
Hey.
649
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:20,848
Call me later?
650
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,716
Uh, yeah,
if I feel like it.
651
00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,619
Ooh, look at you,
one manly act,
652
00:23:25,687 --> 00:23:27,321
and you're insufferable.
653
00:23:27,389 --> 00:23:29,723
What're you talking about?
All I do are manly acts.
654
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:31,725
Bye.
655
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:32,993
Ow!
Sorry.
656
00:23:33,061 --> 00:23:35,062
Henry, so, how'd
you do it, man?
657
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:37,164
You switch the
hook around?
658
00:23:37,232 --> 00:23:39,733
I found the keys
on the ground.
659
00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:40,935
RON: Okay, huddle up!
660
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,604
Huddle up, Party Downers!
661
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,738
Tonight's RDD's.
662
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:45,739
Henry. One.
663
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,708
Casey, zero,
664
00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:49,677
where's Casey?
665
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,245
Okay, that's one.
666
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,414
Roman gets a pass 'cause
of the revenge thing.
667
00:23:53,481 --> 00:23:54,982
And Kyle, that's three.
I'm docking your pay.
668
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:57,218
Are you going to be
docking your pay, Ron? Why?
669
00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:58,686
Well, because you peed
in the host's glass,
670
00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:00,454
and broke his car window.
671
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,723
That's two, you still have
got three, I'm docking your pay.
672
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,959
I also have
the security tape.
673
00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:12,233
Kyle, zero.
674
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,901
Hey, where's Lydia?
675
00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,502
Oh, thank God!
676
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,505
I really need to powder my nose,
and I can't find the stuff!
677
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,642
Thank you.
678
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:24,678
This is fucking make-up!
679
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:40,694
It was such a pleasure
meeting you, Mr. Theodore,
680
00:24:40,762 --> 00:24:42,263
Personally, I don't care
if they ever make
681
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:44,365
the movie,
the book is perfect,
682
00:24:44,432 --> 00:24:45,666
Thank you, young man.
683
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,635
But I think you might
quite enjoy the movie.
684
00:24:47,702 --> 00:24:49,770
What do you mean...?
685
00:24:49,838 --> 00:24:52,473
AF, afterparty awaits!
[ horn honking ]
686
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:54,675
Wait, I thought you were
done with that guy...
687
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,543
He redeemed himself
with a clever idea.
688
00:24:56,611 --> 00:24:58,879
The Mongus will be a ship...
689
00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:01,548
...with mini-ships
and guys with suits
690
00:25:01,616 --> 00:25:04,952
that are all part
of the gas-being?
691
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,120
Yeah.
692
00:25:06,187 --> 00:25:07,821
That was my idea!
693
00:25:07,889 --> 00:25:10,090
He stole my fucking idea!
694
00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:11,659
Oh. Well,
a marvelous idea.
695
00:25:11,726 --> 00:25:12,926
Have you ever
considered being a writer?
696
00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,562
I am a writer! I told you...
697
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,197
Let's go!
698
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,833
You're still gonna hang out with
a guy who's a hack and a thief?
699
00:25:19,901 --> 00:25:22,336
He's got the drugs
and the women,
700
00:25:22,404 --> 00:25:25,572
and the keep is a rather
cold and lonely place.
701
00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:28,075
Good luck to you.
702
00:25:30,578 --> 00:25:32,413
Game, set, Munt!
703
00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:40,354
I'm gonna go home
and hang myself.
704
00:25:40,422 --> 00:25:41,622
What?
705
00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:45,292
Okay, a huge dork getting
into a car full of hot chicks.
706
00:25:46,928 --> 00:25:49,229
If that's not a sign of hope,
I don't know what is.
707
00:25:55,236 --> 00:25:56,503
Yeah.
708
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,000
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