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Previously on Greek...
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I've been through an awful lot,
in the past year.
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And, sometimes,
it's not enough.
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Evan, are you about to...
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Your letters.
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Casey got lavaliered by Evan.
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That was supposed
to be a secret.
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I thought this was
just a fling.
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I realize that
I really like you.
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And I don't know
what that means.
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I would like
to find out.
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Travis isn't exactly
quality glue.
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You need to dump him.
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But I thought everyone
liked Travis.
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It doesn't matter what your
sisters want or what I think.
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No, you love
who you want to love.
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If that's a problem, you just
keep your private life private.
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Friends tell each other the truth.
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What you did to me sucks.
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Sometimes you outgrow
the people you love.
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Uh! I saw that first.
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Oh, look, going after
something else that's mine.
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It must be Monday.
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It's tough to avoid when
you think everything is yours.
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Is it?
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Speaking of yours.
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Is that Jen K.
wearing your skirt?
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Now, to prepare you.
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I was talking to this girl
in my Spanish class.
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And she says
she knows this guy
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who worked
on "Laguna Beach" second season,
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and he says
that it's not really real,
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which, if you think about it,
makes a little bit of sense.
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Reality just isn't that good.
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What do you think?
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Whatever.
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Ash, I know breaking up sucks.
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You and Travis had
a long history.
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But it'll help if you just
get your mind off things.
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Forget about him.
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I'm fine.
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So, National just called asking
about our
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philanthropy hours, which we
have very few of, thanks to an
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ex-sister/philanthropy chair
named Libby.
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Yeah, the last thing we need
is National on our backs.
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The good news is
Libby did set something up
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with an after-school program called
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the Bible Bunch.
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The bad news is she didn't follow through,
and we need to set something up pronto.
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No worries.
The dynamic duo are on the case.
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Thank you.
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I can't help.
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You can do this.
It's just what you need to get over Travis.
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You handle wardrobe.
Think charitable, non-profit.
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I'll call Bible Bunch, set up a meeting...
- No, really. I can't.
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I have a paper to write, a project.
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I'm also growing out my bangs,
which requires extra sleep.
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But I need you.
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And it will take your mind off things.
Come on.
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We're Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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Sorry, I just have a lot going on right now.
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Uh-oh, looks like
Mary-Kate lost her Ashley.
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Oh, basic scuba.
That'd be fun.
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Or not.
- It's your elective.
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It could be our elective course.
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Do you think we should take
a class together next semester?
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Why didn't I think of that?
- I don't know.
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You're such a smart guy though.
I bet you're full of good ideas.
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My boyiend from high school
never thought of anything like that.
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Your high school boyfriend?
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Grady.
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He never initiated,
especially in the romance department.
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Like what?
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Like our first date, our first kiss.
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Ignore it.
You were saying?
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Well, I was the one who was
always pushing things forward.
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You know, and then
finally I broke up with him.
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Right, not like ours where we held hands,
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we kissed the first night.
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Exactly.
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It's funny because
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before you mentioned it, I was
thinking we should take a class together.
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Who is SkynyrdAngel501?
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Dale, I'm right here.
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I promised I'd leave you
guys alone until 10:00, but look,
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here it is 10:20.
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I do not appreciate you taking
advantage of my good nature.
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My interpretation was that
you'd actually leave the room.
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There's two names on that door.
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Go read 'em.
- It's fine.
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I actually have to
meet somebody downstairs.
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Will you walk me to class in the morning?
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I was just gonna suggest that.
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Yes, I was going to suggest that.
Stop IM-ing me.
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Transcript: swsub. com
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GREEK 1XO8
"Separation Anxiety"
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Synchro: Beyond
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You're cleaning?
- The house is a mess, spitter.
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Have you seen the surface build-up?
There's mold growing on mold.
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It never bothered you before.
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Oh, the keg explosion of '06.
Good-bye, old friend.
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I actually came to get your
advice on something.
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I think I'm ready to use the
L- word with Jen.
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That's a pretty bold move.
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What makes you think she's a lesbian?
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And is that a deal-breaker for you?
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Not that L-word.
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I want to tell her I love her.
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Look, if you need to say "I love you,"
call your mom.
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All right, listen, young Padawan.
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Love was invented by women
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to rob men of their reason
for living and their manhood.
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Love is a vicious trap.
It's an
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e- ticket ride
straight to the depths of hell.
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It can't be that bad.
- Yeah, until it's over.
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And you're curled up with a pint of ice cream
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watching "Never Been Kissed"
and writing in your journal.
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So just kick back, relax.
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Don't ruin everything by
making it all serious and mushy.
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You're wrong.
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I need to make a move,
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a bold move.
Standing still's the worst thing I can do.
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You're defying the master?
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Be careful, spitter.
You remember what happened to Anakin.
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Cap, I'm ready.
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Yeah, but you've only been
dating her for three weeks.
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When you know, you know.
And I'm gonna tell her.
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My big bro's gonna be happy for me.
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Well, I'm worried for you.
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Does that count?
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Excuse me.
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Um, I'm looking for the director
of the after-school program.
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That'd be me.
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Hi.
Casey Cartwright, Zeta Beta.
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I'm here about volunteering.
- Rusty's sister?
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I'm his roommate, Dale Kettlewell.
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You're the confederate flag guy.
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Thank you.
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Boy, you don't look
anything like your brother.
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Thank you.
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I, uh, I pretty much gave up on you guys
after I never heard back from Libby.
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Let me assure you, that
is not the Zeta Beta way.
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I just chalked it up to the unreliability
of organizations
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whose sole purpose
seems to be personal pleasure,
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bodily self-destruciton,
and the relinquishment of all virtue.
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So what's a nice girl like
you doing in a place like that?
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Oh, our sorority is
all about philanthropy.
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How can we help you all?
Immediately?
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Well, let's see, uh,
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the basketball court needs repainting.
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Uh, the gym floor needs waxing.
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You could hose bird feces
off the building exterior
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with a pressure washer.
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It's more fun than it sounds.
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So many to choose from.
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This is a great room.
It'd be perfect for a party.
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Or...
I know, a show.
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A show.
Something for the kids.
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We have the perfect thing.
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It's called "Leading A Good Life. "
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it is a catchy title.
It sounds positive.
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Oh, it is.
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It's an "edu-taining" musical
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that covers everything from
dental hygiene to menopause.
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Well, these kids could use
some old-fashioned values.
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It would be perfect.
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I don't know.
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The Bible Bunch kids are serious at-risk youths.
I mean,
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some of them are gang members.
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Some are even atheists.
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All right, I mean... Let's...
Yeah, let's give it a shot.
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Yes!
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Amen.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Yeah, you too.
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Waiting for Godot?
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More like, waiting to go home.
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I didn't think it was that bad.
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What?
You liked it?
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No.
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I thought it was kinda slow
and a little pretentious, but
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at least we tried something new.
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Why can't we do something
old that we know is fun?
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Like bowling? Again?
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Look, you can only enjoy it so many
times before you start to understand
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why it's not a real sport.
- Okay. Okay, this is dumb.
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Go grab some ice cream?
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Actually I'm pretty beat.
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You know, and I got that chem lab in the morning.
So...
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Sure. Right.
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Probably wouldn't be bad to get a decent night's sleep.
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Yeah.
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I'll see ya later.
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Ash, you should have been there.
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The outfit worked like a charm.
And he loves "Leading A Good Life. "
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Great.
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You think Frannie'll
be Marie Antoinette again?
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I need to find a
replacement for the fuzzy bunny.
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Any ideas?
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Are you listening to me?
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Yep!
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Fuzzy bunny.
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G'night.
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If you're not gonna
help with the show,
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the least you can do is talk
to me about it when I come home.
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Is that too much to ask?
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I had a hard day too.
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But you didn't ask me about that, did you?
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Right, sorry.
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How are those bangs coming?
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Okay,
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I've apologized, like, 50 times
for being part of the anti-Travis mob.
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Even though I still think dumping
him was the right decision.
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Now, you need to stop
moping and move on.
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It's not about travis.
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This is about you not supporting me.
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I am supporting you by
supporting what's best for you.
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What's best?
According to who?
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Maybe you're just too close to the situation
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to have a healthy perspective.
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Maybe you don't know everything.
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Look, I did what everybody else
wanted me to do about Travis.
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At least let me feel how
I wanna feel afterwards.
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Fine, I mean, if you wanna brood and
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withdraw and blame me.
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Where are you going?
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I'm moving on.
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If you find my behavior so annoying
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then I'll spare us
both and sleep downstairs.
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Fine?
- Fine!
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Jen, I love...
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Chimichangas.
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Have you ever noticed how
the majority of the dishes are
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made from the same three ingredients?
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Every dish is meat, cheese, and tortilla.
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I know!
It's in everything.
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Burritos, tacos, enchiladas.
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It's all the same basic combo.
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Did you do
something with your hair?
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What?
No.
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Well, I really love...
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It.
I...
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Thanks.
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Anywho, so I used to work at
this little mexican restaurant for,
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like, a week.
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And they had five or
six big pots on the stove.
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And no matter what you order,
it came out of those pots.
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That's crazy.
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I know, and there was
a sauce for the taco...
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Hey!
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What the hell are you doing?
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00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:50,145
Sorry, I didn't expect
anyone to be sleeping on the couch.
255
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:58,306
Three-second rule.
256
00:13:00,621 --> 00:13:01,674
What are you doing down here?
257
00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:04,982
Don't tell anyone,
but the cook stashes cheesaritos
258
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:06,636
for me behind the paper towels in the pantry.
259
00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,335
It's a little trick I learned
in my father's townhouse.
260
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,050
He always said fat was a bad photo op.
261
00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:14,255
I guess that explains why the cook's
fingers are always slightly orange.
262
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,933
I just thought it was
some weird skin disease.
263
00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,518
My dad said that about our cook too.
264
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,347
So why are you down here?
265
00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:21,699
I couldn't sleep.
266
00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:25,279
Was that before or after
your gigantic fight with Casey?
267
00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:28,607
I'm right next door.
268
00:13:29,271 --> 00:13:31,387
It wasn't a fight.
It was a disagreement.
269
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:36,922
She just always thinks she
knows how to manage my life.
270
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:39,045
And a lot of the time, she does.
271
00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:40,882
No, I get it.
Friends fight.
272
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,426
What?
- I just never thought of you as a person with...
273
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:48,937
Friends.
274
00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:51,588
I have several.
275
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:55,286
Like my best friend in D. C.
She and I used to fight constantly.
276
00:13:55,754 --> 00:13:57,089
We always made up though.
277
00:13:58,156 --> 00:13:59,277
I really miss her now.
278
00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:08,144
Would you prefer I drop
them on the ground first?
279
00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:10,227
No.
280
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:15,449
Cap?
281
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,431
In here, spitter.
282
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:20,830
You're still cleaning?
283
00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:22,924
Dirt works 24-7.
284
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:32,325
So my dinner with Jen K.
was a disaster.
285
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:42,125
I'm not going to say, "I told you so"
286
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:45,217
but you completely screwed
up by not taking my advice, didn't you?
287
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,105
You were right.
288
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:48,513
It was horrible.
289
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:51,585
I said it, and she thanked me.
290
00:14:52,603 --> 00:14:55,144
I mean, do you say, "you're welcome"
to something like that?
291
00:14:55,749 --> 00:14:57,910
Then we just sat there for the next hour.
292
00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:01,341
Eatin' dinner, complete awkward silence.
293
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,287
Well, at least she's polite.
294
00:15:05,717 --> 00:15:07,865
Maybe it'll just blow over,
and she won't even notice.
295
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:11,245
Maybe I just need
a break from girls for a while.
296
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:16,283
Well, your instincts aren't all bad.
297
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:18,970
I have a surefire way to do that,
298
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,760
if you can trust me.
299
00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:24,148
I'll never doubt you again.
300
00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:25,264
Good.
301
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:27,431
Then it's off to...
302
00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,415
The lunch buffet.
303
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,796
Here's your toothbrush.
304
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,530
Why does it taste
like corn chips and feet?
305
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,556
Don't you worry about that.
306
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:46,686
You just worry about what you're
gonna order at the lunch buffet.
307
00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:48,447
No!
- Ah!
308
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,363
I have class!
- Come after.
309
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:53,007
Send out the bat signal to all interested parties.
310
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,235
At least he stopped cleaning.
311
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:59,396
Good job.
- Wait! What's the lunch buffet?
312
00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:02,585
Caitlin will be playing
the role of dental floss.
313
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,795
Eva, you will be the pine cone.
314
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:09,821
And frannie will direct and embody the beautiful,
yet powerful, Marie Antoinette.
315
00:16:10,164 --> 00:16:12,745
I know, right?
Actress, director...
316
00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:13,724
Double threat.
317
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,245
So, Case, uh,
what about you and Ashleigh?
318
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:18,978
Actually,
319
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,354
Ashleigh seems to have a
lot of stuff going on right now.
320
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,124
I thought Jen K.
Could sub in.
321
00:16:25,926 --> 00:16:27,737
Sub in for Ashleigh?
322
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,197
Are you okay with that, Ash?
323
00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:33,240
It's fine.
324
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:36,464
I'd prefer a dance with a little
more freedom anyways, so
325
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:38,635
I'd love to pair up with a new partner.
326
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:39,976
Like who?
327
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:41,057
Rebecca.
328
00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:43,922
Rebecca who?
329
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:50,928
We have some amazing ideas
for the sweet tooth number.
330
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,631
Maybe we'll dress up as cupcakes.
331
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,770
You have the body for it.
332
00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:56,532
Let's get to work.
333
00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,593
Okay, great.
334
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:00,393
Yay.
335
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,786
Hey.
336
00:17:03,092 --> 00:17:05,513
Uh, you guys haven't seen Heath,
have you?
337
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,087
I just need some notes from class.
338
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:09,022
I haven't seen him since yesterday.
339
00:17:09,221 --> 00:17:11,544
Oh, I'll just get the notes later then.
340
00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:13,827
Hey, you care to
join us for lunch?
341
00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:16,270
We're going to get our minds off girls.
342
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,420
All I know is "lunch buffet. "
343
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,783
Man's gotta eat, right?
344
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:23,349
Uh, sure.
Why not?
345
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,629
Welcome to the second
happiest place on earth.
346
00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:56,686
Let me show you guys around.
347
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:02,989
You expect a strip club
would be bigger... Cleaner.
348
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,332
I can't say I've had too many
expectations on the subject.
349
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,788
This is the lunch buffet.
350
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,766
Complimentary I might add.
351
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:13,674
Huh.
352
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,799
They serve casserole.
353
00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,328
No, no, those are buffalo wings.
354
00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:18,872
Minced meat pie?
355
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,814
Warm taco meat.
- Okay, enough of "Name That Tray. "
356
00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:23,010
what, you don't like tacos?
357
00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:25,051
Uh, that, and I'm about to puke.
358
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,360
Don't worry.
All right?
359
00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:31,243
The food gets better after a few rounds.
360
00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:32,291
Huh?
361
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,256
Fake.
362
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:44,914
Fake.
363
00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:49,303
Oh, I bet she has back problems.
364
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:53,869
Look where she's puttin' those bills.
365
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,579
Which'll go right back into circulation.
366
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:57,757
You know, by the enf of the week,
367
00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:59,374
it could end up under
some kid's pillow
368
00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,052
from the tooth fairy.
369
00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:09,951
Lunch is on me today, guys.
370
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,079
Three beers.
371
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,497
What do you guys want?
372
00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:15,407
Uh... Coke.
373
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:21,224
Uh, excuse me, miss, do you, uh...
Do you take student health insurance?
374
00:19:21,449 --> 00:19:22,394
Yes, I do.
375
00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:26,606
How'd you get wrangled into this?
376
00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:28,665
What's the worst thing you can imagine?
377
00:19:29,013 --> 00:19:30,131
This.
378
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:33,434
Try telling your girlfriend "I love you,"
and getting a "thank you" back.
379
00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:35,722
Ouch.
380
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,248
Hey, man, don't...
Don't panic, you know.
381
00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:40,940
I'm having trouble with my he-friend too.
382
00:19:41,373 --> 00:19:44,374
That's dating.
It's all about communication.
383
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,319
Maybe I should call her.
384
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,920
Hmm, face-to-face is usually
better in these situations.
385
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,654
She said, "thank you"
to my face.
386
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,495
Right.
Probably better to call.
387
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:01,986
Hello?
388
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:02,853
Rusty?
389
00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:05,944
Say something!
- Rusty?
390
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,487
I feel like we could
have planned that better.
391
00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:14,937
In less than 24 hours I went
from boyfriend to moron
392
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,668
to stalker.
393
00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:58,842
Are you okay?
394
00:20:59,694 --> 00:21:01,696
Just scouting out the other acts.
395
00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:05,433
Maybe I should just stand,
and you could dance around me.
396
00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,390
Trust me, you'll be fine.
397
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,461
There's a great dancer in all of us.
398
00:21:10,462 --> 00:21:12,719
Yeah, buried deeper
in some than others.
399
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,481
But they don't have me as a teacher.
400
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,202
All right.
Let's go.
401
00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:21,871
5,6,7,8.
402
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,640
I'm okay.
403
00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:33,648
Um, I don't want to put any pressure on you,
but the show is tomorrow.
404
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:37,211
I know.
I'm just a little preoccupied.
405
00:21:39,102 --> 00:21:40,585
Rusty said "I love you. "
406
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:41,675
Aww.
407
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,217
Oh.
408
00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:46,356
After three weeks?
409
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,111
What did you say?
410
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:50,500
Thank you.
411
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,426
At least you were polite.
412
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,545
You don't feel the same way?
- I don't know.
413
00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:00,218
I mean, he just kind of took me
by surprise, you know?
414
00:22:00,648 --> 00:22:03,942
Just know Rusty's new to all this.
415
00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:10,198
I was just in the neighborhood.
I thought I'd come by and see how our show's doing.
416
00:22:10,438 --> 00:22:11,754
Really, really well.
417
00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:14,915
Oh, you.
Hello.
418
00:22:17,329 --> 00:22:18,960
I'm just gonna go...
419
00:22:19,783 --> 00:22:20,581
Away.
420
00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:28,364
Well, uh...
Thanks for stopping by.
421
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,887
Oh, um, this is for you.
It's just some guidelines I typed up last night.
422
00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:34,389
You know, content control.
423
00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:38,413
"All lyrics should be printed
and presented prior
424
00:22:38,414 --> 00:22:40,414
"to performance for approval.
425
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,515
"Please ensure there is no nudity
during any part of the performance.
426
00:22:43,558 --> 00:22:44,843
"Or implied intercourse.
427
00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:49,823
"Side-breast and buttocks
crack is also prohibited.
428
00:22:49,937 --> 00:22:52,318
"Displays of anti-social behavior,
gang activity,
429
00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:54,619
"vulgarity,
or the occult are prohibited. "
430
00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:55,641
Okay... See next page.
431
00:22:56,825 --> 00:22:59,190
I'm sure we can handle this.
432
00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:00,223
Great.
433
00:23:00,673 --> 00:23:04,336
Um, oh, also, uh, one more thing,
I- I have great news.
434
00:23:04,472 --> 00:23:06,234
Uh, I want my band to play.
435
00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:08,489
You have a band.
436
00:23:08,768 --> 00:23:10,435
We call ourselves "Darwin Lied. "
437
00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:13,627
That I'm sure...
I'm sure is awesome,
438
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,840
but we can't break
the continuity of the show. See,
439
00:23:16,171 --> 00:23:17,776
the dental hygiene section, it...
440
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:21,825
It comes before table manners.
- Oh, well, we'll come on afterwards. You know.
441
00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:23,298
Really go out with a bang.
442
00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:27,053
Our show is more of a sunny experience.
443
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:32,987
Well, I admit "Darwin Lied" has a punishing sound,
but we're pretty positive too.
444
00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:34,789
They're my purity pledge brothers.
445
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,723
Hey, maybe... Maybe
446
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,989
you can work the lights.
447
00:23:39,521 --> 00:23:42,118
You know, maybe we'll just scrap
the whole show, just use the band.
448
00:23:45,485 --> 00:23:46,218
Okay.
449
00:23:47,379 --> 00:23:48,630
I guess you're in.
450
00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:49,868
Great.
451
00:23:50,248 --> 00:23:52,310
Trust me, you have no
idea how hard we rock.
452
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,404
Good to see...
453
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:10,878
Your first lap dance.
454
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:15,052
I remember when Egyptian
Joe treated me to my first,
455
00:24:15,345 --> 00:24:17,112
and 17 through 20th.
456
00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:18,989
Do you like?
Huh?
457
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,731
She had Jen K.'s watch.
458
00:24:22,648 --> 00:24:25,471
Spitter, what possessed
you to ignore my advice?
459
00:24:25,793 --> 00:24:29,445
Have I ever led you
afoul, like, really afoul?
460
00:24:29,607 --> 00:24:30,635
Like, of the law?
461
00:24:30,748 --> 00:24:32,792
I did it because of a law.
- Which one?
462
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,034
And together we'll fight it.
463
00:24:34,069 --> 00:24:37,311
Newton's first law of motion.
It deals with inertia.
464
00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:42,410
In an isolated system,
a body at rest...
465
00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:43,931
Your love life...
466
00:24:44,045 --> 00:24:45,998
Will remain at rest unless
467
00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:47,824
disturbed by an unbalanced force,
468
00:24:48,124 --> 00:24:49,931
you and your L-word.
469
00:24:51,149 --> 00:24:53,055
You were a physics
major for a while.
470
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,160
Bingo.
471
00:24:54,723 --> 00:24:57,304
Yeah, I thought
she was telling me
472
00:24:57,305 --> 00:24:59,805
if I didn't take
control of the relationship
473
00:24:59,882 --> 00:25:02,196
and keep it moving forward,
then I'd lose her.
474
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:04,718
Okay.
475
00:25:07,415 --> 00:25:08,758
Relax.
476
00:25:13,588 --> 00:25:15,571
You see how we make rash decisions
477
00:25:15,572 --> 00:25:17,619
when we disregard medical advice?
478
00:25:17,819 --> 00:25:20,311
What you need is more lap dances, stat!
479
00:25:24,976 --> 00:25:26,518
Hey, should we get a lap dance?
480
00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:28,682
You know,
just to say we experimented through college?
481
00:25:30,124 --> 00:25:31,158
What are you doing here?
482
00:25:32,391 --> 00:25:33,755
Rusty invited me.
483
00:25:34,705 --> 00:25:36,347
Don't worry, I'll try not to hit on
484
00:25:36,348 --> 00:25:37,843
you too hard in
front of your brothers.
485
00:25:39,507 --> 00:25:43,487
Relax. It's fun.
- It's not that.
486
00:25:44,516 --> 00:25:47,639
It's, um...
After I saw you last night, I met this guy.
487
00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:50,116
We hooked up.
488
00:25:55,106 --> 00:25:55,924
With who?
489
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,315
It doesn't matter.
I was... I was mad at you.
490
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,677
It was stupid.
491
00:26:01,956 --> 00:26:03,680
It'll never happen again.
492
00:26:06,697 --> 00:26:08,494
No.
It won't.
493
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:15,489
I'm leavin'.
494
00:26:16,038 --> 00:26:16,997
Why?
What's wrong?
495
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,940
Relationships suck.
496
00:26:19,849 --> 00:26:20,592
Wait!
What...
497
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,068
Beav, uh, lunch today was great.
498
00:26:24,175 --> 00:26:25,696
Time to round 'em up.
Let's go.
499
00:26:27,548 --> 00:26:29,757
I think Cappie's gonna be a while.
500
00:26:35,003 --> 00:26:36,106
Did you finish it already?
501
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:37,497
Yeah!
502
00:26:37,522 --> 00:26:39,457
So it looks like your plan's working.
503
00:26:39,659 --> 00:26:41,720
Casey's definitely
sitting up and taking notice.
504
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,033
Yep.
505
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,774
Is it just me, or is there, like,
this weird vortex in this house?
506
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:55,074
Casey's at the center of it, and we're
all defined by our relationship to her.
507
00:26:56,101 --> 00:26:58,554
You're the sidekick.
I'm Satan.
508
00:26:59,357 --> 00:27:01,402
Uh, I think you've done plenty
to earn the Satan name.
509
00:27:01,426 --> 00:27:02,867
But that's not all I am.
510
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,003
Any more than all
you are is her sidekick.
511
00:27:06,441 --> 00:27:07,690
Could we please not use that term?
512
00:27:07,691 --> 00:27:08,691
Exactly.
513
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,681
We should be defing our own terms.
514
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:13,823
Casey's still my friend.
515
00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:16,645
I just don't want her to keep seeing me as...
516
00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:20,611
What you said.
- Exactly.
517
00:27:21,211 --> 00:27:24,097
Look, just 'cause you and I
shared a snack food and a dance
518
00:27:24,522 --> 00:27:25,720
doesn't mean we're friends.
519
00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:29,424
But we don't have to be enemies either.
520
00:27:29,619 --> 00:27:31,266
Just because of who we are to Casey.
521
00:27:36,136 --> 00:27:39,431
For what it's worth, I was
appalled by the way our sisters,
522
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:40,940
Casey included,
523
00:27:41,686 --> 00:27:43,148
ganged up on you to dump Travis.
524
00:27:44,771 --> 00:27:45,743
Why would you care?
525
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,364
Because I've seen it before.
526
00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:51,673
My dad almost divorced my
mom because she didn't poll well.
527
00:27:55,802 --> 00:27:58,859
But there was a four percent margin
of error, so they're still together.
528
00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:09,177
They're bringing the check
now, so we can go home.
529
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,846
We are home.
We got everything we need right here.
530
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,171
Not everything.
531
00:28:15,851 --> 00:28:17,591
You still hung up on that little minx?
532
00:28:17,921 --> 00:28:19,023
After all this?
533
00:28:22,856 --> 00:28:24,339
I had a little minx once.
534
00:28:25,426 --> 00:28:28,264
She was the fairest of all
the forest creatures.
535
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,948
But I let her get away.
Bad cappie.
536
00:28:34,972 --> 00:28:37,687
All this and the cleaning,
that was about a girl?
537
00:28:41,194 --> 00:28:42,102
We better get going.
538
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:45,424
No, no.
I'm not leaving!
539
00:28:46,645 --> 00:28:48,673
I can... I can sleep in the booth.
540
00:28:48,782 --> 00:28:52,937
I can live off the casserole, and I'll dance
on the stage to work off the casserole.
541
00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:54,971
It's been nice knowing you, spitter.
542
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,250
Take care.
You and your family.
543
00:28:58,293 --> 00:28:59,736
Oh!
544
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,531
There's something
definitely wrong with him.
545
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,315
He's fine.
546
00:29:06,729 --> 00:29:09,522
I hear you, but drunk and sloppy Cappie
547
00:29:09,808 --> 00:29:12,104
is way better than mop
and scrub cappie.
548
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,563
Your friend's credit card was rejected.
549
00:29:14,564 --> 00:29:16,164
I hope for your sake
that you've got some cash.
550
00:29:18,761 --> 00:29:20,607
$275?
551
00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:22,080
He said he was buyin'.
552
00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:26,771
None of you have any
money to cover Cappie?
553
00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:31,140
Cap.
554
00:29:32,388 --> 00:29:33,237
Cappie!
555
00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:44,895
Well, lucky for you I am an amazing boyfriend.
556
00:29:45,225 --> 00:29:47,513
Yeah, by the way, why
couldn't Ashleigh play the lizard?
557
00:29:47,548 --> 00:29:49,772
Yeah, we're kinda in a fight.
558
00:29:50,116 --> 00:29:53,304
She's bummed about her break-up
with Travis, and she's taking it out on me
559
00:29:53,305 --> 00:29:54,955
because I didn't like him.
560
00:29:54,977 --> 00:29:58,310
So I thought I'd give her some space.
And she said thank you
561
00:29:58,345 --> 00:30:00,069
by pairing with Rebecca,
562
00:30:00,088 --> 00:30:02,133
which is fine by me.
563
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:03,850
I'm not her punching bag.
564
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:09,894
Yeah, you seem fine.
- Yeah.
565
00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:12,868
So if Ashleigh asked you to
dump me, would you do it?
566
00:30:13,090 --> 00:30:16,682
I... It wasn't just me.
It was Frannie and the standards board too.
567
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,662
Yeah, but you know how much
your opinion matters to her.
568
00:30:18,748 --> 00:30:20,975
She's been your biggest fan since,
like, freshman year.
569
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:27,152
During rush I was actually
close to taking a bid at Tri-Pi,
570
00:30:27,331 --> 00:30:29,479
and Ashleigh found out that
one of the girls hated me
571
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,173
and was gonna ding
me out two weeks later,
572
00:30:32,194 --> 00:30:33,987
and she keyed the girl's car.
573
00:30:36,748 --> 00:30:37,990
Well, you never told me that.
574
00:30:39,012 --> 00:30:40,837
Someone keyed my car this rush.
575
00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:45,289
But like I was saying,
we totally know each other.
576
00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:48,607
We share the same opinions
and feelings about stuff.
577
00:30:48,935 --> 00:30:50,167
We were always so in sync.
578
00:30:50,914 --> 00:30:53,511
Now it's all weird.
579
00:30:53,701 --> 00:30:55,735
No, listen, listen,
if you're that much in sync,
580
00:30:55,736 --> 00:30:57,736
then I'm sure she feels
the exact same way.
581
00:30:58,013 --> 00:30:59,520
Yeah, she probably misses you too.
582
00:31:02,878 --> 00:31:03,733
Yeah, that's you.
583
00:31:05,393 --> 00:31:06,312
Hello?
584
00:31:07,915 --> 00:31:10,489
Whoo!
Check out the sexy librarian.
585
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,221
Ooh, I'd like to check you
out and get a late fee.
586
00:31:13,245 --> 00:31:14,279
I'm not a stripper.
587
00:31:19,851 --> 00:31:20,681
Good work, guys.
588
00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:22,711
Save us, wonder woman.
589
00:31:23,227 --> 00:31:26,345
It's for "Leading A Good Life. "
- Yeah, I bet it is.
590
00:31:26,658 --> 00:31:28,160
Guys.
My sister.
591
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,884
You want me to bail
you dorks out or not?
592
00:31:29,986 --> 00:31:31,348
Yes.
Please.
593
00:31:36,758 --> 00:31:38,715
Your girlfriend doesn't say "I love you"
after dating three weeks,
594
00:31:38,838 --> 00:31:40,073
and you end up in strip club?
595
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:41,433
She told you?
596
00:31:41,698 --> 00:31:43,492
We're in a sority,
not a secret society.
597
00:31:43,493 --> 00:31:44,493
That's what we do.
598
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,982
What'd you guys do?
Taser him?
599
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,134
Come on.
Let's go.
600
00:32:00,423 --> 00:32:01,894
That better be a 20, bro.
601
00:32:02,246 --> 00:32:04,321
Yeah, yeah, right here, yeah.
602
00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,612
He's messed up.
603
00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:08,075
I think some girl
dumped him or something.
604
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,670
275 bucks?
605
00:32:16,465 --> 00:32:18,742
This is so typical Cappie.
606
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,785
What are you not saying?
607
00:32:24,617 --> 00:32:29,404
Um, cappie and I may have
revisited our history recently.
608
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,176
Things kind of escalated.
609
00:32:33,136 --> 00:32:34,736
Escalated how?
610
00:32:36,284 --> 00:32:37,334
We kissed.
611
00:32:37,635 --> 00:32:40,800
That's it.
It was a big, stupid lapse of judgment.
612
00:32:43,698 --> 00:32:46,562
You're his minx.
His what?
613
00:32:47,304 --> 00:32:48,974
I thought it was over between you guys.
614
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,408
Just because we stopped dating,
doesn't mean
615
00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:53,255
all the feelings were gone.
616
00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:54,898
So you've been dancing
around this for two years,
617
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:57,907
and when he finally tells you how he feels,
you dump him for Evan?
618
00:33:00,091 --> 00:33:02,725
Eh, surprising, right?
- You led him on, Case.
619
00:33:03,035 --> 00:33:05,288
He probably thought all he
had to do was make his move.
620
00:33:05,381 --> 00:33:06,819
And then when he finally opened up
621
00:33:06,906 --> 00:33:09,020
and said something monumental,
you broke his heart.
622
00:33:11,127 --> 00:33:12,407
Did you at least thank him?
623
00:33:12,742 --> 00:33:14,627
We weren't right for each other,
and he knew it.
624
00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:18,542
Evan and I have plans,
goals, ambitions.
625
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,072
Cappie has Kappa Tau.
626
00:33:30,946 --> 00:33:32,826
What about love?
Do you love Evan?
627
00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:34,025
Of course I do.
628
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,986
But love isn't simple, Rusty.
629
00:33:37,366 --> 00:33:41,526
And considering what you're
going through right now,
630
00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:45,020
you of all people
should appreciate that.
631
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Hey, spitter.
- You're psychic?
632
00:33:59,017 --> 00:34:00,670
Waxed floors, remember?
633
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,880
I know that depressed shuffle anywhere.
634
00:34:05,131 --> 00:34:07,807
What's with this welt on my head?
Did I enjoy it?
635
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:10,610
Absolutely.
636
00:34:11,263 --> 00:34:13,018
Although yesterday's excursion
637
00:34:13,019 --> 00:34:15,748
has opened my eyes to
the perils of women.
638
00:34:15,808 --> 00:34:16,995
It's just a bump, spitter.
639
00:34:17,115 --> 00:34:19,716
No, I mean relationships.
They suck.
640
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,085
I never wanna go through
what you did with Casey.
641
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,739
I think I missed something here.
642
00:34:26,883 --> 00:34:28,939
She's the one who bailed
us out and took us home.
643
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,267
She told me...
644
00:34:30,747 --> 00:34:31,788
About you two.
645
00:34:32,702 --> 00:34:35,015
I should have taken your
advice in the first place.
646
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,281
But you were right, spitter.
647
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:38,611
I was wrong.
648
00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:42,500
What about?
649
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,500
Saying the L-word.
650
00:34:44,622 --> 00:34:46,702
I said it, but I'm not even
sure if I meant it.
651
00:34:46,703 --> 00:34:48,003
At least you said it.
652
00:34:48,736 --> 00:34:51,380
By the time I came clean
to the pretty Cartwright,
653
00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:54,053
the Evan train had
already left the station.
654
00:34:56,464 --> 00:35:00,600
So how do you know
when you mean it?
655
00:35:00,662 --> 00:35:01,456
I don't know.
656
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:06,986
I guess it's a kind of burning,
itching sensation.
657
00:35:07,678 --> 00:35:09,467
But, you know, in a good way.
658
00:35:11,516 --> 00:35:13,384
So you think if you would
have told Casey how
659
00:35:13,385 --> 00:35:15,285
you felt sooner, you
two would be together?
660
00:35:15,631 --> 00:35:18,149
Maybe. Maybe not.
Maybe she just would've said,
661
00:35:19,377 --> 00:35:23,390
"thank you. " The point is,
it's not some law or equation.
662
00:35:23,442 --> 00:35:25,380
You can't predict the outcome.
663
00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:28,002
Then why go through
with it if all you know is
664
00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:30,344
if it doesn't work out,
you'll be destroyed?
665
00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:34,210
Because what you get before it ends,
no matter how it ends,
666
00:35:34,428 --> 00:35:35,442
can rock.
667
00:35:36,557 --> 00:35:40,366
The truth is I wouldn't trade my
time with Casey for anything.
668
00:35:41,079 --> 00:35:43,398
Even a night with the naughty nurse?
669
00:35:48,592 --> 00:35:50,409
That would explain the stethoscope.
670
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,985
Two minutes!
Let's go, ladies!
671
00:36:00,846 --> 00:36:03,391
I need Casey's eyebrow pencil.
It's the perfect color.
672
00:36:06,911 --> 00:36:09,031
You know what?
I'm fine, thanks.
673
00:36:15,148 --> 00:36:17,299
Jen K, why aren't you dressed?
674
00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:21,954
Come on, everyone!
Come on. Please!
675
00:36:23,855 --> 00:36:25,172
Find that phone!
676
00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:40,498
Give me that!
Who didn't turn off their phone?
677
00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:42,293
It's mine.
I turned it off. Sorry.
678
00:36:42,886 --> 00:36:43,899
Ok.
679
00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:47,512
Let's go!
We're on!
680
00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:01,362
Hey.
681
00:37:02,297 --> 00:37:03,299
Hey.
682
00:37:03,869 --> 00:37:05,249
You left without saying anything.
683
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,204
Probably better you didn't
hear what I had to say.
684
00:37:07,445 --> 00:37:09,010
I messed up.
I know.
685
00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:11,126
We should have talked about it first.
686
00:37:11,811 --> 00:37:12,941
Talk about it?
687
00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:14,601
Before you cheated on me?
688
00:37:14,915 --> 00:37:16,820
I'm not sure I even really
cheated on you.
689
00:37:17,087 --> 00:37:19,538
I mean, this isn't exactly
a traditional courtship.
690
00:37:23,139 --> 00:37:24,971
You always said you
wanted to keep things loose.
691
00:37:25,908 --> 00:37:28,598
So now you can be
free to play the field.
692
00:37:29,461 --> 00:37:31,030
If you want.
- Oh, yeah.
693
00:37:32,622 --> 00:37:33,627
Totally.
694
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:46,410
Heath!
695
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,118
I guess I'll see ya around.
696
00:38:14,888 --> 00:38:15,802
Rusty?
697
00:38:17,527 --> 00:38:18,781
I don't love you.
698
00:38:20,561 --> 00:38:21,348
What?
699
00:38:21,350 --> 00:38:24,784
I only said it because I wanted to
prove that I wasn't like your ex.
700
00:38:25,318 --> 00:38:28,874
That I could take the initiative in the romance department.
I just...
701
00:38:30,339 --> 00:38:31,973
I took it a little too far.
702
00:38:33,201 --> 00:38:35,221
So you don't love me?
- No.
703
00:38:37,062 --> 00:38:38,776
I mean, not yet.
704
00:38:40,633 --> 00:38:41,920
Well, maybe I do.
705
00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:44,260
I don't know.
706
00:38:44,672 --> 00:38:45,409
I'm not sure.
707
00:38:46,016 --> 00:38:48,011
Look, here's what I do know,
708
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:51,001
I just... I want an
experience that
709
00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:52,895
I wouldn't trade anything for,
710
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:55,144
and I want that
experience to be with you.
711
00:38:57,521 --> 00:38:58,722
Thank you.
712
00:39:00,665 --> 00:39:02,670
Uh... Me too...
713
00:39:02,838 --> 00:39:03,642
With you.
714
00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:07,121
Can you...
715
00:39:08,253 --> 00:39:10,593
What the hell was this show?
- I'm stuck.
716
00:39:18,895 --> 00:39:20,440
Not all angels are in heaven.
717
00:39:20,553 --> 00:39:22,226
This song's for you, Casey Cartwright.
718
00:39:27,842 --> 00:39:29,961
There once was a young lad
719
00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:33,930
who dreamed of a girl with
a pretty, pretty smell.
720
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,945
She forced him through the
valley of a shadow of doubt,
721
00:39:39,164 --> 00:39:42,027
and their slumber
felt like heaven.
722
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:46,548
But they woke up in hell...
723
00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:51,229
Heathens be warned,
you better listen to me,
724
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:56,289
or it's fire and brimstone,
for eternity.
725
00:39:56,967 --> 00:40:00,633
Repent all you sinners,
'cause your life is at stake,
726
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:06,074
you better pray the Lord,
for your soul to take.
727
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:23,518
Heathens be warned,
you better listen to me,
728
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:28,056
or it's fire and brimstone,
for eternity.
729
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:32,755
Repent all you sinners,
'cause your life is at stake,
730
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:38,501
you better pray the Lord,
for your soul to take.
731
00:41:03,102 --> 00:41:05,271
Travis says he's sorry
732
00:41:05,272 --> 00:41:07,883
he had to cancel your
visit to Providence next week,
733
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:10,707
but he misses you... A lot.
734
00:41:12,115 --> 00:41:13,273
So now what?
735
00:41:14,677 --> 00:41:16,648
Now I apologize.
736
00:41:17,169 --> 00:41:18,687
First for judging your love life.
737
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:21,639
I'm in no position to be judging
or organizing anyone else's.
738
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,761
Do you wanna talk about it?
Is it that bad?
739
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:26,226
No, Ash, for once
we need to talk about you.
740
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:30,463
We think alike so much,
I just assumed that applied to everything.
741
00:41:31,091 --> 00:41:33,009
I quit checking in on what you need.
742
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,457
That's the second
apology I owe you.
743
00:41:36,947 --> 00:41:37,861
Accepted.
744
00:41:38,965 --> 00:41:40,483
I know you want what's best for me.
745
00:41:41,196 --> 00:41:42,281
Yeah.
746
00:41:44,762 --> 00:41:46,268
I missed my Mary-Kate.
747
00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:48,570
I missed my Ashleigh.
748
00:41:52,231 --> 00:41:53,894
I love...
749
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:57,800
The cottage cheese on the ceiling.
750
00:41:59,968 --> 00:42:03,873
I love... This song.
751
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:09,140
I love my comforter.
752
00:42:13,693 --> 00:42:15,107
I think I might love you.
753
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:19,290
And we could talk...
754
00:42:19,326 --> 00:42:21,013
I think I might too.
755
00:42:23,563 --> 00:42:31,647
But the words would come out wrong,
and there is no...
756
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:34,389
We can still move
our relationship forward.
757
00:42:35,624 --> 00:42:36,753
If you want to.
758
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:40,966
I'd love that.
759
00:42:45,153 --> 00:42:48,971
And you're never gonna be the same,
from this moment you'll rise
760
00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:57,114
to a height only gained by compromise,
share the glimpse of a new beginning.
761
00:43:02,986 --> 00:43:05,688
And now you've changed...