1 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:01,193 Previously on Greek: 2 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:05,398 I've been through a lot the past year. And sometimes... it's not enough. 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,634 Evan, are you about to? 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,369 Your letters. 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,604 - Casey got lavaliered by Evan. - That was a secret. 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,147 I thought this was just a fling. 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,740 I realized that I really like you. 8 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:20,275 And I don't know what that means. I would like to find out. 9 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,881 Travis isn't exactly quality glue. You need to dump him. 10 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,721 I thought everyone liked Travis. 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,887 It doesn't matter what your sisters want or what I think. 12 00:00:28,963 --> 00:00:30,828 No, you love who you want to love. 13 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:34,425 If that's a problem, you just... you keep your private life private. 14 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,402 Friends tell each other the truth. 15 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,937 What you did to me sucks. 16 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,940 Sometimes you outgrow the people you love. 17 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:47,039 Uh... I saw that first. 18 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:51,608 Oh, look. Going after something else that's mine. Must be Monday. 19 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,984 It's tough to avoid when you think everything's yours, isn't it? 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,684 Speaking of yours, is that Jen K. Wearing your skirt? 21 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,726 Now, to prepare you. 22 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,234 I was talking to this girl in my Spanish class. 23 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,796 She says she knows this guy who worked on Laguna Beach second season. 24 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:17,310 And he says that it's not really real, 25 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,437 which makes a little bit of sense. 26 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,140 Reality just isn't that good. 27 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,775 - What do you think? - Whatever. 28 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:27,810 Ash, I know breaking up sucks. 29 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,590 You and Travis had a long history, 30 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,387 but it'll help if you just get your mind off things. 31 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:37,324 - Forget about him. - I'm fine. 32 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:41,367 So National just called asking about our philanthropy hours, 33 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:45,804 which we have very few of, thanks to ex-sisterlphilanthropy chair, Libby. 34 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,967 Yeah. The last thing we need is National on our backs. 35 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:51,341 The good news is, Libby did set something up 36 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:54,313 with an after-school program called the Bible Bunch. 37 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,839 Bad news, she didn't follow through. We need to set something up. 38 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,887 No worries. The dynamic duo are on the case. 39 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,353 Thank you. 40 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,885 I can't help. 41 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,420 You can do this. It's just what you need to get over Travis. 42 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:15,594 You handle wardrobe. Think charitable, nonprofit. I'll call Bible Bunch... 43 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,761 No, really, I can't. 44 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,398 I have a paper to write, a project. 45 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,375 I'm also growing my bangs, which requires extra sleep. 46 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:29,443 But I need you. And it'll take your mind off things. 47 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:32,610 Come on, we're Mary-Kate and Ashley. 48 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,746 Sorry. I just have a lot going on right now. 49 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:43,858 Uh-oh. Looks like Mary-Kate lost her Ashley. 50 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:53,335 Oh, basic scuba. That'd be fun. 51 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,031 Or not. 52 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,544 - It's your elective. - It could be ours. 53 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,739 Think we should take a class together? 54 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,645 Why didn't I think of that? 55 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,586 You're such a smart guy. I bet you're full of good ideas. 56 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:10,112 My boyfriend from high school never thought of anything like that. 57 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,714 Your high school boyfriend? 58 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:16,161 Grady, he never initiated, especially in the romance department. 59 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,527 Like what? 60 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,499 Like our first date, our first kiss. 61 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,763 Ignore it. You were saying. 62 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,707 I was the one who was always pushing things forward. 63 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,677 And then, finally, I broke up with him. 64 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:36,409 Right. Not like ours where we held hands, we kissed, the first night. 65 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,609 Exactly. 66 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,153 It's funny because, before you mentioned it, 67 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,688 I was thinking we should take a class together. 68 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,417 Who's SkynyrdAngel1501? 69 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,152 Dale, I'm right here. 70 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,354 I promised I'd leave you guys alone until ten. Look, 10:20. 71 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,490 I do not appreciate you taking advantage of my good nature. 72 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,194 My interpretation was that you'd leave the room. 73 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,499 There's two names on that door. Read them. 74 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,665 It's fine. I actually have to meet somebody downstairs. 75 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,701 - Walk me to class in the morning? - I was gonna suggest that. 76 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,512 Yes, I was going to suggest that. Stop IMing me. 77 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,133 - You're cleaning? - The house is a mess. 78 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:37,904 Have you seen the surface buildup? There's mold growing on mold. 79 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,478 It never bothered you before. 80 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:46,713 Oh, the keg explosion of '06. Goodbye, old friend. 81 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,714 I actually came to get your advice on something. 82 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,123 I think I'm ready to use the L-word with Jen. 83 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:57,357 That's a bold move. What makes you think she's a lesbian? Is that a deal-breaker? 84 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:02,026 Not that L-word. I want to tell her I love her. 85 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:05,401 Look, if you need to say, "I love you," call your mom. 86 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:12,341 All right. Listen, young Padawan, 87 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,109 love was invented by women 88 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:21,678 to rob men of their reason for living and their manhood. 89 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,313 Love is a vicious trap. 90 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,860 It's an E-ticket ride straight to the depths of hell. 91 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,690 It can't be that bad. 92 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:32,926 Yeah, until it's over and you're curled up with a pint of ice cream, 93 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:36,366 watching Never Been Kissed and writing in your journal. 94 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,100 So just kick back, relax. 95 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:44,474 Don't ruin everything by making it all serious and mushy. 96 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,708 You're wrong. I need to make a move. 97 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,614 A bold move. Standing still is the worst thing I can do. 98 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,620 You're... defying the master? 99 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,324 Be careful, Spitter. Remember what happened to Anakin? 100 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,417 Cap, I'm ready. 101 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,792 You've only been dating her for three weeks. 102 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,330 When you know, you know. 103 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,424 I'm gonna tell her, and my big bro's gonna be happy for me. 104 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:11,267 Well, I'm worried for you. Does that count? 105 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:22,243 Um, I'm looking for the director of the after-school program? 106 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,045 That'd be me. 107 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:39,430 Hi. Casey Cartwright, Zeta Beta. I'm here about volunteering. 108 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,196 Rusty's sister? I'm his roommate, Dale Kettlewell. 109 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:45,033 You're the Confederate flag guy. 110 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,129 Thank you. 111 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,204 Boy, you don't look anything like your brother. 112 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,642 Thank you. 113 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,509 I, uh, I gave up on you guys after I never heard from Libby. 114 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:58,312 Let me assure you, that is not the Zeta Beta way. 115 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:02,219 I chalked it up to the unreliability of organizations whose sole purpose 116 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,349 seems to be personal pleasure, bodily self-destruction 117 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,950 and the relinquishment of all virtue. 118 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:12,527 So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like that? 119 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:16,035 Oh, our sorority is all about philanthropy. 120 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,537 How can we help you all? Lmmediately? 121 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,836 Well, let's see, uh, the basketball court needs repainting, 122 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,740 the gym floor needs waxing. 123 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,207 You could hose bird feces off the building exterior 124 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:30,910 with a pressure washer. It's more fun than it sounds. 125 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,316 So many to choose from. 126 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,922 This is a great room. It'd be perfect for a party. 127 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:41,722 Or... I know, a show. A show. 128 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,925 For the kids. We have the perfect thing. It's called Leading a Good Life. 129 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,967 A catchy title. It sounds positive. 130 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,535 Oh, it is. 131 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,370 It's an edu-taining musical 132 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,875 that covers everything from dental hygiene to menopause. 133 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,878 These kids could use some old-fashioned values. 134 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,176 It would be perfect. 135 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,911 I don't know. The Bible Bunch kids are serious at-risk youths. 136 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,284 I mean, some of them are gang members, some are even atheists. 137 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,852 All right, yeah, let's give it a shot. 138 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,260 Yes. 139 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,362 Amen. 140 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,868 - It was nice to meet you. - Yeah. You too. 141 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:33,042 Waiting for Godot? More like waiting to go home. 142 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,809 - I didn't think it was that bad. - What, you liked it? 143 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:39,181 No, I thought it was kind of slow and a little pretentious, 144 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,220 but at least we tried something new. 145 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,290 Why can't we do something old that we know is fun? 146 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,450 Like bowling? Again? 147 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,686 You can only enjoy it so many times before you start to understand 148 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,231 why it's not a real sport. 149 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,561 OK, this is dumb. 150 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,968 Want to grab some ice cream? 151 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,064 Actually, I'm pretty beat. 152 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:04,440 You know, and I got that chem lab in the morning, so... 153 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,675 Sure. Right. Wouldn't be bad to get a decent night's sleep. 154 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,773 Yeah. 155 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,741 I'll see you later. 156 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,089 Ash, you should have been there. 157 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,622 The outfit worked like a charm, and he loves Leading a Good Life. 158 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,999 Great. 159 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,800 You think Frannie'll be Marie-Antoinette again? 160 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,374 Uh-huh. 161 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:39,139 I need to find a replacement for the Fuzzy Bunny. Any ideas? 162 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,340 - Mm-hmm. - Are you listening to me? 163 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:48,348 Yep. Fuzzy Bunny. 'Night. 164 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,296 If you're not gonna help with the show, the least you can do 165 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,527 is talk to me about it. Is that too much to ask? 166 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,297 I had a hard day too, but you didn't ask me about that, did you? 167 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:08,205 Right, sorry. How are those bangs coming? 168 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:18,309 OK, I have apologized, like, 50 times 169 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,477 for being part of the anti-Travis mob. 170 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:23,114 Though I think dumping him was the right decision. 171 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,659 Now you need to stop moping and move on. 172 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:31,853 It's not about Travis. This is about you not supporting me. 173 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,868 I am supporting you by supporting what's best for you. 174 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,769 What's best? According to who? 175 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:43,173 Maybe you're just too close to the situation to have a healthy perspective. 176 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,336 Maybe you don't know everything. 177 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:48,438 I did what everybody else wanted me to do about Travis. 178 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:52,042 At least let me feel how I want to feel afterwards. 179 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:57,557 Fine. I mean, if you want to brood and withdraw and blame me... 180 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,921 Where are you going? 181 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:00,784 I'm moving on. 182 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,191 If you find my behavior so annoying, 183 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,291 then I'll spare us both and sleep downstairs. Fine? 184 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,063 Fine. 185 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,719 Jen, I love... 186 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,588 ...chimichangas. 187 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,190 Have you ever noticed how the majority of the dishes 188 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,958 are made from the same three ingredients? 189 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,296 Every dish is meat, cheese and tortilla. 190 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,202 I know. It's in everything. Burritos, tacos, enchiladas. 191 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,001 It's all the same basic combo. 192 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:51,274 - Did you do something with your hair? - What? No. 193 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,812 Well, I really love... 194 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,975 ...it. I... - Thanks. 195 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:02,747 Anyhow, so I used to work at this little Mexican restaurant for a week. 196 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,187 They had five or six pots. 197 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,987 No matter what you ordered, it came out of those pots. 198 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,126 That's crazy. 199 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,857 - And there was a sauce for the taco... - I love you. 200 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,102 Thank you. 201 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,724 Hey! 202 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,228 What the hell are you doing? 203 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,737 Sorry. I didn't expect anyone to be sleeping on the couch. 204 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,372 Three-second rule. 205 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,478 What are you doing here? 206 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,244 Don't tell anyone, 207 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,286 but the cook stashes Cheesaritos for me in the pantry. 208 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,914 A trick I learned at my father's townhouse. 209 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,890 He always said fat was a bad photo op. 210 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,893 That explains why the cook's fingers are always orange. 211 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:19,295 - I thought it was some skin disease. - My dad said that about our cook too. 212 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,658 So why are you down here? 213 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,225 I couldn't sleep. 214 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,863 Before or after your gigantic fight with Casey? 215 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,334 I'm right next door. 216 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:34,339 It wasn't a fight. It was a disagreement. 217 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,577 She just always thinks she knows how to manage my life. 218 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,119 And a lot of the time, she does. 219 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,017 No, I get it. Friends fight. 220 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,988 What? 221 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,925 I just never thought of you as a person with... 222 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,329 ...friends. - I have several. 223 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,660 Like my best friend in D.C., she and I used to fight constantly. 224 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,795 We always made up, though. 225 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,430 I really miss her now. 226 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,338 Would you prefer I drop them on the ground first? 227 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,577 No. 228 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,015 Cap? 229 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,114 In here, Spitter. 230 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,992 - You're still cleaning? - Dirt works 24l7. 231 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,572 So my dinner with Jen K. Was a disaster. 232 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,810 I'm not going to say I told you so, 233 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,942 but you completely screwed up by not taking my advice. 234 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,486 You were right. 235 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,317 It was horrible. I said it and she thanked me. 236 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,328 Do you say "you're welcome" to something like that? 237 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,196 Then we just sat there for the next hour eating dinner. 238 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,325 Complete awkward silence. 239 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,963 Well, at least she's polite. 240 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,632 Maybe it'll blow over, and she won't even notice. 241 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,810 Maybe I just need a break from girls for a while. 242 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,844 Well, your instincts aren't all bad. 243 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,044 I have a sure-fire way to do that, 244 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,486 if you can trust me. 245 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,383 - I'll never doubt you again. - Good. 246 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,420 Then it's off to... 247 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,488 ...the lunch buffet. 248 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,198 Oh, here's your toothbrush. 249 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,003 Why does it taste like corn chips and feet? 250 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,633 Don't you worry about that. 251 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,509 You just worry about what you're gonna order at the lunch buffet. 252 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,315 No. I have class. 253 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:54,012 Come after. And send out the Bat-Signal to all interested parties. 254 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,048 At least he stopped cleaning. Good job. 255 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,388 Wait, what's the lunch buffet? 256 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,224 Caitlin will be playing the role of dental floss. 257 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,856 Eva, you'll be the pine cone. 258 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,628 And Frannie will direct and embody the beautiful 259 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,999 yet powerful Marie-Antoinette. 260 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,438 I know, right? Actress, director, double threat. 261 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,607 Case, uh, what about you and Ashleigh? 262 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,381 Ashleigh seems to have a lot of stuff going on right now. 263 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,883 I thought Jen K. Could sub in? 264 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,751 Sub in for Ashleigh? 265 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,851 Are you OK with that, Ash? 266 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,553 It's fine. I'd prefer a dance with a little more freedom anyway, 267 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,564 so I'd love to pair up with a new partner. 268 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,566 - Like who? - Rebecca. 269 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,727 Rebecca who? 270 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,641 We have some amazing ideas for the Sweet Tooth number. 271 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,474 Maybe we'll dress up as cupcakes. 272 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,946 You have the body for it. 273 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,176 Let's get to work. 274 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,219 - OK, great. - Yay. 275 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,251 Hey, uh, you guys haven't seen Heath, have you? 276 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,591 - I need notes from class. - Haven't seen him since yesterday. 277 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,426 Oh, I'll just get the notes later then. 278 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,959 Hey, you care to join us for lunch? We're going to get our minds off girls. 279 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,169 All I know is lunch buffet. 280 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,935 A man's gotta eat, right? 281 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,568 Uh, sure. Why not? 282 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,400 Welcome to the second happiest place on Earth. 283 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,508 Let me show you guys around. 284 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,546 Didn't you expect a strip club would be bigger? And cleaner? 285 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,849 Can't say I've had too many expectations on the subject. 286 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,485 This is the lunch buffet. Complimentary, I might add. 287 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,494 Ah. They serve casserole. 288 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,861 No, no, those are Buffalo wings. 289 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,998 - Mincemeat pie? - Warm taco meat. 290 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,434 - OK, enough of Name That Tray. - What, you don't like tacos? 291 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,735 That and I'm about to puke. 292 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,298 Don't worry, all right? 293 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,675 The food gets better after a few rounds. 294 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,346 Fake. 295 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,923 Fake. 296 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,423 Oh, I bet she has back problems. 297 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,592 Look where she's putting those bills. 298 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,364 Which will go right back into circulation. 299 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,406 By the end of the week, it could end up 300 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,339 under some kid's pillow from a tooth fairy. 301 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,646 - Lunch is on me today. Three beers. - Three beers. 302 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,019 - What do you guys want? - Uh... Coke. 303 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:23,527 Excuse me, miss, do you take student health insurance? 304 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,120 Yes, I do. 305 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,396 How'd you get wrangled into this? 306 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,765 What's the worst thing you can imagine? 307 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,861 This. 308 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,567 Telling your girlfriend "I love you" and getting a "thank you" back. 309 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,804 Ouch. 310 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:42,576 Hey, man, don't panic, you know? I'm having trouble with my he-friend too. 311 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,418 But that's... it's dating. It's all about communication. 312 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,351 Maybe I should call her. 313 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,289 Mmm. Face-to-face is usually better in these situations. 314 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,121 She said "thank you" to my face. 315 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,218 Right, probably better to call. 316 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,970 Hello? Rusty? 317 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,306 - Say something. - Rusty? 318 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,707 What? 319 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,576 We could've planned that better. 320 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:17,810 In less then 24 hours I went from boyfriend, to moron, to stalker. 321 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,613 Honeys, I'm home. 322 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,618 Two tacos. 323 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,919 Last time we were here we owned this place. 324 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,996 Out. Out. 325 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,126 - Are you OK? - Just scouting out the other acts. 326 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,900 Maybe I should just stand and you could dance around me. 327 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,232 Trust me, you'll be fine. There's a great dancer in all of us. 328 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,535 Yeah, buried deeper in some than others. 329 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,269 But they don't have me as a teacher. 330 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:24,312 All right, let's go. Five, six, seven, eight. 331 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,751 Oh! 332 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,348 I'm OK. 333 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,719 I don't want to put pressure on you, but the show is tomorrow. 334 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,855 I know. I'm just a little preoccupied. 335 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,499 Rusty said, "I love you. " 336 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:43,933 Aww. 337 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,535 Oh. 338 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:50,938 After three weeks? What did you say? 339 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,104 - "Thank you. " - At least you were polite. 340 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,873 - You don't feel the same way? - I don't know. 341 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,318 I mean, he just kind of took me by surprise, you know? 342 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,880 Well, just know Rusty's new to all this. 343 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,956 Hey. I was just in the neighborhood, thought I'd see how our show's doing. 344 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,931 Oh, really well. 345 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,862 Oh, you. Hello. 346 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,539 I'm just gonna go... away. 347 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,445 Well, thanks for stopping by. 348 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,074 Oh, uh, no, this is for you. 349 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:36,212 It's just some guidelines I typed up last night. You know, content control. 350 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:42,216 "Lyrics should be printed and presented prior to performance for approval. 351 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:45,263 No nudity during any part of the performance... " 352 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,231 Or implied intercourse. 353 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,729 "Side-breast and buttocks crack is also prohibited. 354 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:55,103 Displays of anti-social behavior, gang activity, vulgarity 355 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,007 or the occult are prohibited. " OK. "See next page. " 356 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,778 - I'm sure we can handle this. - Great. 357 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,049 Um... Oh, also, one more thing. 358 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,950 I have great news. I want my band to play. 359 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,511 You... have a band. 360 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,115 We call ourselves Darwin Lied. 361 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,355 That I'm sure is awesome. But we can't break the continuity of the show. 362 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:22,390 See, the dental hygiene section, it comes before table manners... 363 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,164 We'll come on afterwards. Really go out with a bang. 364 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,103 Our show's more of a sunny experience. 365 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,941 Well, I admit, Darwin Lied has a punishing sound, 366 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,675 but we're pretty positive too. They're my purity pledge brothers. 367 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:41,051 Hey, maybe, maybe you could work the lights? 368 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,681 You know, maybe we'll just scrap the whole show, just use the band. 369 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,395 OK, I guess you're in. 370 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:54,433 Great. Trust me, you have no idea how hard we rock. 371 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,100 Yeah. 372 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,538 Good to see you... 373 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,217 Your first lap dance. 374 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:17,245 Oh, I remember when Egyptian Joe treated me to my first 375 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:19,620 and 17th through 20th. 376 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,920 You like, huh? 377 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,355 She had Jen K.'s watch. 378 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,729 Spitter, what possessed you to ignore my advice? 379 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,499 Have I ever led you afoul? Like really afoul, like of the law? 380 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,937 I did it because of a law. 381 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,974 Which one? Together we'll fight it. 382 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,977 Newton's first law of motion. It deals with inertia. 383 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,570 Ah. 384 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,741 In an isolated system, a body at rest, 385 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,115 your love life, will remain at rest, 386 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:51,919 unless disturbed by an unbalanced force... you and your L-word. 387 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,826 You were a physics major for a while. 388 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:55,951 Bingo. 389 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,362 Yeah, I thought she was telling me 390 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:03,198 if I didn't take control of the relationship and keep it moving forward 391 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,237 then I'd lose her. 392 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,204 OK. 393 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,208 Relax. Mm-hmm. 394 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,640 Oh, uh-huh. 395 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:19,674 You see how we make rash decisions when we disregard medical advice? 396 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,118 What you need is more lap dances, stat. 397 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,250 Hey, should we get a lap dance? 398 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,330 You know, just to say we experimented through college? 399 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,622 What are you doing here? 400 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:37,364 Rusty invited me. Don't worry, 401 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:40,599 I'll try not to hit on you too hard in front of your brothers. 402 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,205 Relax, it's fine. 403 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,970 It's not that. It's, um... 404 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:49,447 ...after I saw you last night, I met this guy. 405 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,978 We hooked up. 406 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,579 With who? 407 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,627 Doesn't matter. I was... I was mad at you. 408 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:05,824 It was stupid. It'll never happen again. 409 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,463 No, it won't. 410 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,778 - I'm leaving. - Why? What's wrong? 411 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:22,143 Relationships suck. 412 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,580 Wait. Beav, 413 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:27,619 lunch buffet was great, time to round them up, let's go. 414 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,185 I think Cappie's gonna be a while. 415 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,525 - Did you finish it already? - Yeah. 416 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:44,035 Looks like your plan's working. Casey's definitely sitting up and taking notice. 417 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:46,399 Yep. 418 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,671 Is it just me or is there like this weird vortex in this house? 419 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:58,016 Casey's at the center of it and we're all defined by our relationship to her. 420 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,951 You're the sidekick. I'm Satan. 421 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,250 Uh, you've done plenty to earn the Satan name. 422 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:07,816 But that's not all I am, any more than all you are is her sidekick. 423 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,656 Can we please not use that term? 424 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,663 Exactly. We should be defining our own terms. 425 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,468 Casey's still my friend. 426 00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:21,506 I just don't want her to keep seeing me as... what you said. 427 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:22,871 Exactly. 428 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,172 Just because you and I shared a snack food 429 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,371 and a dance doesn't mean we're friends. 430 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:32,976 We don't have to be enemies either, just because of who we are to Casey. 431 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,820 For what it's worth, I was appalled by the way our sisters, 432 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,863 Casey included, ganged up on you to dump Travis. 433 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,428 - Why would you care? - Because I've seen it before. 434 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:54,033 My dad almost divorced my mom because she didn't poll well. 435 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:01,476 But there was a four percent margin of error so they're still together. 436 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:11,146 They're bringing the check now, so we can go home. 437 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,787 We are home. We got everything we need right here. 438 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,157 Not everything. 439 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,927 Are you still hung up on that little minx? After all this? 440 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,128 I had a little minx once. 441 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:30,697 She was the fairest of all the forest creatures, 442 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:35,238 but I let her get away. Bad Cappie. 443 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:39,610 All this and the cleaning? That was about a girl? 444 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,080 We better get going. 445 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,725 No. No, I'm not leaving. 446 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:50,594 I can sleep in the booth. 447 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:54,997 I can live off the casserole and dance on the stage to work off the casserole. 448 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:59,561 It's been nice knowing you, Spitter. Take care. You and your family. 449 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,379 There's something definitely wrong with him. 450 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:08,743 He's fine. 451 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:11,180 I hear you, but drunk and sloppy Cappie 452 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,649 is way better than mop and scrub Cappie. 453 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:18,721 Your friend's credit card was rejected. I hope you've got some cash. 454 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,518 $275? 455 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,062 Hey, he said he was buying. 456 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,793 None of you have any money to cover Cappie? 457 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,837 Cap. Cappie. 458 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,411 Lucky for you, I am an amazing boyfriend. 459 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,182 By the way, why couldn't Ashleigh play the lizard? 460 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,156 Yeah. We're kinda in a fight. 461 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,992 She's bummed about her breakup with Travis and taking it out on me 462 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:57,426 because I didn't like him. 463 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,259 I thought I'd give her some space, 464 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:02,232 and she said thank you by pairing with Rebecca, 465 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,599 which is fine by me. 466 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,399 I'm not her punching bag. 467 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:09,733 Yeah, you seem fine. 468 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,134 Yeah. 469 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:15,544 So if Ashleigh asked you to dump me, would you do it? 470 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:19,175 I... It wasn't just me. It was Frannie and the Standards Board too. 471 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,378 You know how much your opinion matters. 472 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,945 She's been your biggest fan since freshman year. 473 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,321 Yeah. 474 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:29,759 During Rush, I was actually close to taking a bid at Tri-Pi. 475 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,092 Ashleigh found out one of the girls hated me 476 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,826 and was gonna ding me out two weeks later. 477 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,925 And she keyed the girl's car. 478 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,433 You never told me that. 479 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,403 Someone keyed my car this rush. 480 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:47,901 But like I was saying, we totally know each other. 481 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:51,108 We share the same opinions and feelings about stuff. 482 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,413 We were always so in sync. 483 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:56,454 Now, it's all... weird. 484 00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,424 No. If you're that much in sync, then I'm sure she feels the exact same way. 485 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,392 She probably misses you too. 486 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:07,226 Yeah, that's you. 487 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,258 Hello? 488 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:13,371 Whoo! Check out the sexy librarian. 489 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,669 I'd like to check you out and get a late fee. 490 00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,106 I'm not a stripper! 491 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:19,076 Oh, come on, baby. 492 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:23,771 Good work, guys. 493 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:27,808 - Save us, Wonder Woman. - It's for Leading a Good Life. 494 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,855 - Yeah, I bet it is. - Guys. My sister. 495 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,982 You want me to bail you dorks out or not? 496 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,616 Yes, please. 497 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,563 Girlfriend doesn't say "I love you" and you end up in a strip club? 498 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,263 She told you? 499 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,861 We're in a sorority, not a secret society. 500 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:50,274 What'd you guys do, taser him? 501 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,105 Come on. Let's go. 502 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,382 That better be a 20, bro. 503 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,387 He's messed up. I think some girl dumped him or something. 504 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:22,031 275 bucks? This is so typical Cappie. 505 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,134 What are you not saying? 506 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,537 Um... 507 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,879 Cappie and I may have revisited our history recently. 508 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,113 Things kind of escalated. 509 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,512 Escalated how? 510 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,549 We kissed. That's it. 511 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,356 It was a big, stupid lapse of judgment. 512 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,055 You're his minx. 513 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:48,893 His what? 514 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:52,200 I thought it was over between you guys. 515 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:56,230 Just because we stopped dating doesn't mean all the feelings were gone. 516 00:32:56,308 --> 00:33:00,472 When he finally tells you how he feels, you dump him for Evan? 517 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:03,844 Surprising, right? 518 00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:05,281 You led him on, Case. 519 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,080 He probably thought all he had to do was make his move. 520 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,611 And when he finally opened up, you broke his heart. 521 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,222 Did you at least thank him? 522 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:18,229 We weren't right for each other, and he knew it. 523 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:21,232 Evan and I have plans, goals, ambitions. 524 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,463 Cappie has... Kappa Tau. 525 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,580 But what about love? Do you love Evan? 526 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:39,242 Of course I do. But love isn't simple, Rusty. 527 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:44,556 And considering what you're going through right now, 528 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:47,751 you of all people should appreciate that. 529 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,164 Hey, Spitter. 530 00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:01,098 You're psychic? 531 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:05,871 Waxed floors, remember? 532 00:34:05,944 --> 00:34:08,435 I'd know that depressed shuffle anywhere. 533 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:12,178 What's with this welt on my head? Did I enjoy it? 534 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:14,917 Absolutely. 535 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:18,080 Although, yesterday's excursion has opened my eyes 536 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:21,251 - to the perils of women. - It's just a bump, Spitter. 537 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:24,352 No, I mean relationships, they suck. 538 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,296 I never want to go through what you did with Casey. 539 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:30,833 I missed something here. 540 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:33,167 She's the one who bailed us out. 541 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:37,004 - She told me. About you two. - Ah. 542 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,635 I should've taken your advice in the first place. 543 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,272 But you were right, Spitter. I was wrong. 544 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,281 What about? 545 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,684 Saying the L-word. 546 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,119 I said it, but I'm not even sure if I meant it. 547 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:55,752 At least you said it. By the time I came clean to the pretty Cartwright, 548 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:58,295 the Evan train had already left the station. 549 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:04,397 So how do you know when you mean it? 550 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:06,437 I don't know. I... 551 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:11,000 I guess it's a kind of burning, itching sensation. 552 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,540 But, you know, in a good way. 553 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:18,082 You think if you would have told Casey how you felt sooner, 554 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,310 you would be together? 555 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:24,083 Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe she just would've said... "Thank you. " 556 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,489 The point is it's not some law or equation. 557 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,652 You can't predict the outcome. 558 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,162 Then why go through with it if all you know is, 559 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:35,064 if it doesn't work out, you'll be destroyed? 560 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:39,900 Because what you get before it ends, no matter how it ends, can rock. 561 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,741 The truth is, I wouldn't trade my time with Casey for anything. 562 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,607 Even a night with the naughty nurse? 563 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:54,715 Oh, that would explain the stethoscope. 564 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,626 Two minutes. Let's go, ladies. 565 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:08,156 I need Casey's eyebrow pencil. It's the perfect color. 566 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,738 You know what? I'm fine, thanks. 567 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:22,242 Jen K., why aren't you dressed? 568 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:26,482 Come on, everyone. Come on, please. 569 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:29,714 Find that phone. 570 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,702 - Who didn't turn off their phone? - It's mine. I turned it off. Sorry. 571 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,831 OK. 572 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:51,671 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. We're on. 573 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,285 - Hey. - Hey. 574 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,122 You left without saying anything. 575 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,991 Probably better you didn't hear what I had to say. 576 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:16,023 I messed up, I know. We should've talked about it first. 577 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:18,592 Talk about it? Before you cheated on me? 578 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,797 I'm not sure I even really cheated on you. 579 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:23,807 I mean, this isn't exactly a traditional courtship. 580 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:30,007 You said you wanted to keep things loose. 581 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:34,143 So now you can be free to play the field. If you want. 582 00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:35,709 Oh, yeah. 583 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,322 Totally. 584 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,901 Heath. 585 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,140 Guess I'll see you around. 586 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:20,089 Rusty. 587 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:22,997 I don't love you. 588 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:25,193 What? 589 00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:29,036 I only said it because I wanted to prove that I wasn't like your ex. 590 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:32,269 That I could take the initiative in the romance department. 591 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:36,110 I just... I took it a little too far. 592 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:39,683 - So you don't love me? - No. 593 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,851 I mean, not yet. 594 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,550 Well, maybe I do. 595 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,527 I don't know. I'm not sure. 596 00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:52,062 Look, here's what I do know: 597 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:56,961 I want an experience that I wouldn't trade anything for 598 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:59,401 and I want that experience to be with you. 599 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,005 Thank you. 600 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:09,474 Me too. With you. Um... 601 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:11,948 Will you? 602 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,418 - What the hell was this show? - I'm stuck. 603 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:26,421 Not all angels are in heaven. This song's for you, Casey Cartwright. 604 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:34,296 # There once was a young lad 605 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:38,274 # Who dreamed of a girl with a pretty, pretty smell 606 00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:43,412 # She forced him through the valley of the shadow of doubt 607 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:46,383 # And their slumber felt like heaven 608 00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:50,811 # But they woke up in hell 609 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:55,957 # Heathens be warned You better listen to me 610 00:39:56,027 --> 00:40:00,521 # Or it's fire and brimstone for eternity 611 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:05,033 # Repent all your sins 'cause your life is at stake 612 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:11,064 # You better pray the Lord for your soul to take 613 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:27,990 # Heathens be warned You better listen to me 614 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:33,122 # Or it's fire and brimstone for eternity 615 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:37,259 # Repent all your sins 'cause your life is at stake 616 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:43,069 # You better pray the Lord for your soul to take # 617 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:12,232 Travis says he's sorry he had to cancel your visit to Providence next week, 618 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,932 but he misses you, a lot. 619 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:17,503 So now what? 620 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,600 Now, I apologize. 621 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,909 First, for judging your love life. 622 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,882 I'm in no position to judge or organize anyone else's. 623 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,885 Want to talk about it? Is it that bad? 624 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:30,421 No, Ash. For once, we need to talk about you. 625 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:35,152 We think alike so much, I just assumed that applied to everything. 626 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,660 I quit checking in on what you needed. 627 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:40,095 That's the second apology I owe you. 628 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:44,659 Accepted. I know you want what's best for me. 629 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,260 Yeah. 630 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:52,436 - I missed my Mary-Kate. - I missed my Ashleigh. 631 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,277 I love... 632 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,386 ...the cottage cheese on the ceiling. 633 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,951 I love... 634 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,955 ...this song. 635 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:14,062 - I love... my comforter. - Hmm. 636 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,802 I think I might love you. 637 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,807 I think I might too. 638 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,815 We can still move our relationship forward. 639 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:41,758 If you want to. 640 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,163 I'd love that.