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Previously on Greek
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So what do I do?
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You do what you need to
do to make it right in your mind.
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How about some breakfast?
- Later, Cap.
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Purity pledge, activate.
- Amen!
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You have to choose.
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Her or me?
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You don't want me to choose.
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What's the story with the
scruffy Kappa Tau who looks like Rob Thomas?
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He was talking to
Casey this morning.
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Oh, God.
Casey made the mistake of dating Cappie freshman year.
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$275?
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He said he was buying.
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You want me to bail
you dorks out or not?
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Look around.
Some day this could all be yours.
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How did you know about that video?
- I sent it to you.
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We can still
move our relationship forward.
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It's after 3:00, and no word.
That's not good.
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Our house is at the end of Greek row.
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They have four other
nominees to give roses to.
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I'm sure they'll
show up any minute.
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Any word?
- No,
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I'm competing with
every girl in the Greek system.
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Case, you know,
maybe not being nominated
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for "Omega Chi Sweetheart"
wouldn't be the end of the world.
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Or maybe it would.
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No sister has ever
been elected president of ZBZ
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without taking
"Sweetheart of Omega Chi" first.
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Well, there was Vanessa Davis
in '95, but
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she had scoliosis
and played the whole
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"I've-overcome-obstacles-thing"
to gain sympathy votes.
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So it's possible without.
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But not with your posture.
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So Casey's entire political future
at Zeta Beta Zeta depends on this moment?
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Okay, I'm just
gonna stop with the helping.
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Being nominated "Omega Chi Sweetheart,"
it's like
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running in the primaries.
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If you don't take New Hampshire...
- It's 3:05.
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Maybe we should think of some
obscure disease you could be suffering from.
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Let's plan a Gray's Anatomy
marathon just in case.
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Oh, my God!
- Yes! Yes, yes!
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Okay, God, this is so exciting.
It's almost like it's happening to me again.
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Casey Cartwright,
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it is my pleasure to
announce your official nomination
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to the court of
"Sweetheart of Omega Chi. "
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I accept!
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Hey.
- Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I couldn't find my dorm key,
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and then I realized that it was in my room,
which was locked.
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My roommate was, like,
absolutely no help.
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Come on in.
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I missed you.
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It was the longest 31/2
hours of my life.
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So, uh...
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Yeah.
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Do you think you want,
you know, you might...
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That's why I said "yeah"
just now.
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I wasn't sure.
- It's okay.
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I didn't want it to
be awkward.
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Wait, where's Dale?
- It's Wednesday, so he'll be
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at the biology building
for another 20 minutes,
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and then he'll get his
cherry limeade and cheesaritos,
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which'll take another 8 to 11 minutes
depending on pedestrian traffic.
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You know, this'll be our third time.
- Fourth.
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Maybe.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I wasn't keeping track or anything.
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Ignore it.
It must be broken or something.
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Rusty! Did you say Wednesday?
It's Thursday.
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He'll freak if he catches us.
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What a waste.
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Thermodynamics and heat transfer analysis?
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My little sister
could teach that class.
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I'm gonna check
my Second Life stock.
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You wanna see my new avatar?
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What are you guys doing?
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Nothing.
- Nothing.
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Transcript: swsub. com
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GREEK 1XO9
"Depth Perception"
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Synchro: Beyond
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Winning the title
of "Omega Chi Sweetheart"
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is completely dependent on your
personal interaction
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with each and every Omega Chi,
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as well as catering
to their basic needs.
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Um, hello!
We're ZBZs, not Tri Pis.
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Not those needs.
Right?
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Of course not.
This isn't the Clinton administration.
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Think more Laura Bush.
- Ew.
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Trust me, the Omega Chis
aren't looking
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for a girl who swigs beer
and shows off her whale tail.
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This girl represents the
fraternity publicly, so
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they're wanting less
Ginger and more Mary Ann.
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This is the girl they want to
bring home to mother Bush.
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Now, I like to take the
two-pronged approach:
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win their stomachs,
and then win their hearts.
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So let's start talking baked goods.
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I was thinking maybe
something in a scone.
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Casey's not much of a baker.
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But I can drive to the store,
buy some muffins,
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wrap 'em up to make
'em look homemade, right?
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Genius.
- I've been inspired by the master.
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I only wish I had a me
for inspiration last year.
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Oh, my God.
I was so nervous.
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Despite completely
dominating the competition.
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It seems like so long ago.
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I can barely even remember Blake
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coming over to the ZBZ house,
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presenting me with my white rose.
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Frannie, Frannie.
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Muffins?
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Oh!
Right. Okay.
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Next topic:
Current events.
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"Ten things you should
know about fantasy football. "
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How about tomorrow night?
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Yep, that should be good.
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Could we use your room?
- I don't think so.
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My roommate Stephanie could barely
make it past the dresser this morning.
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She needs to go
to Student Health.
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That's the problem,
she's agoraphobic.
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She can't really "go" anywhere.
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She spends all day on the internet
talking into her little web cam.
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It's like living with LonelyGirl15.
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What about your room?
Tonight?
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Hold on.
Let me check Dale's schedule.
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Is this weird?
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Trying to have sex around Dale's schedule?
It's getting weird, right?
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I mean, I know he
has some issues, but...
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"Some" issues?
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He cancelled our cable after accidentally
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watching three minutes of
a Dawson's Creek rerun.
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Then can't we just tell him that we'd
like to have the room for one evening?
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Don't you think you have
as much of a right to personal time as he does?
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Yeah, you're right.
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It's not like being baptist qualifies
as a debilitating medical condition.
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I'll talk to him.
- Good.
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'Cause I'd kinda like
to get into the double digits.
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What?
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Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, Cappie!
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Wait up!
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Spitter!
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It's a beautiful day,
wouldn't you...
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You look different.
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Haircut?
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Hmm, maybe I look different
because I had sex?
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No, that's not it.
Are you wearing a bronzer?
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I lost my virginity.
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Ah, Mazel Tov,
young man.
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How's it going in the afterglow?
- Great.
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It'd be better if
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I didn't have a roommate
who's a born-again Christian
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with a light class schedule.
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Logistical problems.
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Well, I'd be happy to let you use
my deluxe accommodations.
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Really?
You don't mind?
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Absolutely not.
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Only 20 bucks an hour.
For reservations, contact Wade.
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We are booked for the next two weeks.
However,
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after finals I am expecting a lull.
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Two weeks?
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I need the cash flow, bro.
I've got some debts to pay off.
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Hold, please.
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You can't get me in any sooner?
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Do you have triple A?
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Would that matter?
- No.
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Never mind, I'll just
have to talk to Dale.
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He's probably just
finishing his Fruit Roll-Up.
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Side effects may include
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nausea, blindness,
decapitation, rectal oozing.
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This is not a pharmaceutical study.
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I know, I was just hiding
behind witticism
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to mask the resentment
of an unfulfilled childhood.
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The intent of this
experiment is to examine theories
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of behavioral psychology.
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Tomorrow's experiment
will begin with "the stroop" task.
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I think I had "the stroop" once.
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And we will be adding
environmental stressors over time.
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We're exploring the Gestalt
perceptual laws of organization.
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The test requires you to
stay awake for 30 hours.
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30 hours?
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One of our psych lower-division
undergrads will be with you for the
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duration of the test to supervise
and record your responses.
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Oh, I love being
supervised and recorded.
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We'll start tomorrow afternoon.
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Be sure to bring plenty of food and liquids with you.
No alcohol.
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Uh, it's wierd.
Most students can't resist a joke.
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Clearly I'm not most students.
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Clearly.
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The student who will administer
the test is participating for a grade,
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but understand this
is a professional study.
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You'll be expected to answer
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every question the
administrator gives you.
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You'll be given access to a bathroom,
but that is it for 30 hours.
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Ms. Logan, please
come meet your test subject.
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This is case study 8675309.
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Rob Thomas guy?
- Actually, your subject's name is...
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Unimportant.
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Remember, Logan, we don't
see things as they are.
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We see things as we are.
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I used to be a psych major.
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Hey, Rus.
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I finished your milk.
But I can get some more.
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No problem.
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Off to calculus?
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Parlin Hall,
from 2:00 to 4:00?
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You know me well.
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I kinda wanted to
talk to you about something.
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Oh, I gotta talk to
you about something too.
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Well, if I could go first...
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Doreen Dresselhaus
McCaw is coming to CRU!
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Dale, she's a nuclear physicist,
not a rock star.
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Uh, excuse me, but her work in proton
emulsion has literally rocked the world.
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Anyway, she's giving an
open lecture tomorrow.
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I thought we could go.
- Tomorrow? Sure.
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That sounds fine.
- Great.
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And then... Maybe...
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Perhaps...
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I could possibly have the room...
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Alone...
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With Jen.
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Oh.
I see.
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Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know.
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Love the sinner, hate the sin, right?
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Is that a yes?
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Yeah, just give me some notice.
I'll disappear. - Wow!
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This really means a lot to me.
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Thank you.
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All right, buddy, tomorrow it is.
Just you, me, and Doreen Dresselhaus McCaw.
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And it never occurred to you
that in order to be pre-med, you
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might need to take some
Actual Science classes?
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I did.
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I took biology and chemistry,
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didn't I?
- You didn't take chemistry.
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Nor physics...
- Well,
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I figured those would start when
I finished the pre part and got to the med.
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Sorry.
- But what about my dream of
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becoming a gorgeous
but troubled intern in a hospital full of
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other gorgeous interns
discussing my love life
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while performing complex
surgeries and hating my mother?
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Try the drama department.
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Well, are...
Are there any exceptions?
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By the way, um, I'm not just saying this,
but I love your glasses.
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If you plan to graduate with
any degree from this institution,
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you're going to need to complete a
fifth year here at Cyprus-Rhodes.
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I mean, with the way HMOs are
cutting into profit margins,
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it just doesn't make
sense for me to go into medicine anyway.
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00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,494
So I'm thinking pre-law, perhaps.
250
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,779
Regardless, I'm staying
for a fifth year
251
00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:10,908
here at CRU!
252
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,545
Yay!
253
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,068
Isn't that great, Case?
254
00:13:16,153 --> 00:13:17,236
Yeah!
255
00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:20,830
Hey, let's get drinks to celebrate.
256
00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,412
Are you really okay with this?
257
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,719
My parents are gonna freak
out when they find out they have to pay for a
258
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:34,685
fifth year.
And of course that means
259
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:35,970
I'm never gonna get to be...
260
00:13:35,971 --> 00:13:37,135
An Izzy.
261
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,624
Or a Meredith.
I know. I'm so sorry.
262
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,600
You know me so well.
263
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,544
I really need to
think of something to keep my mind
264
00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:53,857
off things.
265
00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:57,013
How about a spa weekend?
266
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,031
I don't think so.
- How about we charter
267
00:13:59,032 --> 00:14:00,840
Rebecca's jet... Yay.
268
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,925
It's all so empty.
269
00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:07,560
Is there something
you had in mind?
270
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,437
I knew you'd understand.
271
00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,273
I was thinking about running
272
00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:14,545
for "Omega Chi Sweetheart" again.
273
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:19,173
Oh.
Is that possible?
274
00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:21,465
Totally.
I've already checked into it,
275
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:24,147
and as the formerly-crowned
"Omega Chi Sweetheart"
276
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,095
I have the right to run again.
277
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,377
So we'd be running
against each other.
278
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,901
Wouldn't that be bad?
- Yes.
279
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:32,514
It'd split the ZBZ vote.
280
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:36,108
And if that happens,
you know who loses.
281
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,187
Zeta Beta Zeta?
282
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:38,391
Exactly.
283
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,022
So what you're saying is
I need to drop out
284
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:45,168
of the Sweetheart race
for the good of the house?
285
00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:47,299
I mean, if that's what
you feel like you should do,
286
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,319
I totally support you in that.
- But Frannie,
287
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,497
what about the primaries?
And all that stuff you said about
288
00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,100
New Hampshire and
the ZBZ presidency?
289
00:14:56,415 --> 00:14:58,260
All that was just a theory.
290
00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:02,767
You could still be president without
being Omega Chi Sweetheart.
291
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,895
You just have to
work a little harder.
292
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,186
That's all.
293
00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:11,225
You know what?
294
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,680
I'm feeling better already.
295
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,591
Hi.
- Hi.
296
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:33,992
So what's the process of removing
myself from the running?
297
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,807
Wait a minute.
298
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,629
Casey.
299
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,710
Are you sure you wanna do this?
300
00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,111
Frannie's my big sis.
301
00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:45,809
She's done so much for me.
302
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,298
The advice,
the encouragement.
303
00:15:47,299 --> 00:15:49,304
And I admire your loyalty.
304
00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:52,487
I do.
But you really wanted this.
305
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:59,098
Is it your fault that she's
not graduating on time?
306
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,570
It's complicated.
307
00:16:02,489 --> 00:16:05,316
She's, like, my
mentor and my friend.
308
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:06,955
Well, then you know what?
309
00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:08,708
This should just be some
friendly competion.
310
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,343
She's had her time.
311
00:16:10,563 --> 00:16:14,454
She needs to exit the
stage gracefully, and...
312
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,998
Well, I shouldn't be
telling you this.
313
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,301
She might not be the
most popular ZBZ at the
314
00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:22,752
Omega Chi house.
315
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,182
You think I could beat Frannie?
316
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,196
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I have been running quite
317
00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:29,571
the campaign.
318
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,610
That's the most adorable
thing I've ever seen.
319
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:38,803
Casey.
320
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,924
Listen, Frannie's already had her reign.
All right?
321
00:16:44,119 --> 00:16:45,278
It's your turn now.
322
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,854
My weekend with the
senator's daughter.
323
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:01,763
Sounds kinky.
324
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,742
We'll start with "the stroop" task.
325
00:17:05,743 --> 00:17:08,210
The objective of this test is to
measure your reaction time
326
00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:10,000
as it relates to your
brain's unconscious.
327
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,686
So is this your major?
328
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,482
I don't get credit for small talk.
329
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,070
Let's start the test, shall we?
330
00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:16,285
What is your hurry?
331
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,194
We have all weekend.
332
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:19,309
Besides, I like to get to
know my supervisor
333
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,694
before I stroop her.
334
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,178
It really is an amazing
word that can be used
335
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,757
in many different ways.
336
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,554
Maybe it's time you
start cooperating, or...
337
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:32,234
Or I'll tell everyone on campus
your real name.
338
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,823
Name the color this
word is written in.
339
00:17:45,093 --> 00:17:46,116
Red.
340
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,425
Correct.
341
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,198
Rusty!
I saved you...
342
00:18:00,942 --> 00:18:01,970
A seat.
343
00:18:08,908 --> 00:18:11,400
I didn't know you had an interest
in nuclear fission, Jennifer.
344
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:14,111
Well, I figured if it was important
to Rusty, that I should learn a little
345
00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:15,237
bit about it.
346
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,053
I see.
- Dale, do you mind if
347
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,664
Jen and I sit together?
348
00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:20,609
No, sure.
349
00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:22,547
That's a better seat up there anyway.
350
00:18:41,515 --> 00:18:42,696
Ready, set!
351
00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:44,320
Hike!
352
00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:54,940
Yes!
353
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,751
Nice play, Cartwright.
354
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,139
Hey, Frannie.
The guys are loving the smoothies. Big hit.
355
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,012
So sweet of you to come out and
support my campaign, Case.
356
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,353
Actually, I'm not here in
support of your candidacy.
357
00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:13,947
Then why are you here?
358
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,962
Um.
I hope you understand.
359
00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:22,819
But I've decided that I'm not
going to drop out of the race.
360
00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:25,997
Wait.
You're not dropping out?
361
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,345
Not that I think I'll win or anything.
362
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:29,459
Of course not.
363
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:31,795
So why run?
364
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:36,470
Um, you know,
this is my junior year,
365
00:19:36,471 --> 00:19:38,255
and it's my only chance,
366
00:19:38,306 --> 00:19:39,864
since I'm going to
graduate on time.
367
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:43,443
Not that I'm super-proud
of that or anything.
368
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,642
I mean, a lot of people do fifth years.
It's common.
369
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,398
And if I should happen to win,
that'd be better than losing
370
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,319
to some Tri Pi, right?
371
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,201
Yes, it would...
372
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:56,516
If I was planning on losing.
373
00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:00,603
Good luck, sweetie.
374
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,443
Have you seen my milk?
I just bought a half gallon yesterday.
375
00:20:12,122 --> 00:20:13,600
No, sure haven't.
376
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,433
Why is my milk in the trash?
377
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:22,756
Oh, that milk.
378
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,256
I thought that expired.
379
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,236
After one day?
It's not even open.
380
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:28,683
Well, maybe you shouldn't
buy such a big carton,
381
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,817
so it doesn't take up so
much room in the fridge.
382
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:32,649
We agreed to share
the fridge though.
383
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:36,116
No, we did, but that means halvesies,
not three-quartersies.
384
00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:38,792
See, your milk
crossed the border.
385
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:48,420
Okay. Um, so Jen and I were thinking
about using the room tomorrow night.
386
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:51,852
You know what, Rusty?
That's... That's not gonna work for me.
387
00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:54,596
What about Sunday night?
388
00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:57,658
Now, that is really not
gonna work for me.
389
00:20:58,371 --> 00:21:00,697
But you said you were
okay with it before.
390
00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:04,610
You know I'm a complex individual.
I change my mind.
391
00:21:19,616 --> 00:21:20,600
So what do you think?
392
00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:22,407
Which... Which shoes?
393
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:29,092
Well, you know, they always say you
can never go wrong with a Peep Toe.
394
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:29,995
Who's they?
395
00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,668
I don't know.
I was just tryin' to help.
396
00:21:31,754 --> 00:21:32,820
Again.
397
00:21:35,188 --> 00:21:36,953
What would Frannie say?
398
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,685
She seriously hasn't spoken one
word to you since the game?
399
00:21:39,686 --> 00:21:43,150
I've seen her six times, and she
just smiles and walks away.
400
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,485
This morning at breakfast
she winked at me.
401
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:48,749
Well, that's scary.
- Yeah.
402
00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:51,106
Have you...
- What?
403
00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:55,870
Uh... Do you think that she's gonna
wanna run for president?
404
00:21:55,905 --> 00:21:59,783
I can't read her.
I'm not sure if she's being passive-aggressive
405
00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:01,184
or just totally cool about all of this.
406
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:02,980
I have no idea
where her head is.
407
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:04,156
There you are.
408
00:22:04,191 --> 00:22:05,835
Hi.
Frannie.
409
00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:08,655
Getting ready for the big night?
410
00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:12,078
Yeah, I was just trying to decide
what shoes to wear.
411
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,610
Oh, definitely the Peep Toes.
Demure but inviting.
412
00:22:16,049 --> 00:22:17,072
So how's the speech coming?
413
00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:18,755
All done.
414
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,135
I expect nothing less.
415
00:22:22,643 --> 00:22:24,218
May the best woman win.
416
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,647
Oh, and don't be late.
If you miss the speeches,
417
00:22:32,648 --> 00:22:34,580
you're automatically disqualified.
418
00:22:34,874 --> 00:22:35,915
Bye.
419
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,835
I can't believe you worked
everything out with Dale.
420
00:22:46,836 --> 00:22:48,212
Yeah, it's great.
421
00:22:49,474 --> 00:22:51,580
Why is your stuff all piled up
over here on the floor?
422
00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:53,687
I think Dale's cleaning or something.
423
00:22:55,528 --> 00:22:58,680
The Dale tracker again?
I thought you said you talked through all this.
424
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,025
Something's wrong
with my computer.
425
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,173
Did you reboot it?
426
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,579
That's weird, it says the signal
is coming from...
427
00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:05,660
Where?
428
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:08,065
Inside the room.
429
00:23:12,046 --> 00:23:13,608
Did you really think I
wouldn't figure this out?
430
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,928
GPS with a five-mile radius?
Please.
431
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,284
Got milk, Rusty?
432
00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:29,622
Jen, you should go.
433
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,273
Um, okay.
434
00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:36,479
Bye, Dale.
435
00:23:41,306 --> 00:23:42,747
Rusty, call me.
436
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:47,966
Tell me what you see.
437
00:23:49,597 --> 00:23:51,284
I see me taking a nap.
438
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,919
You can sleep when you're finished.
Answer the question.
439
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,408
Two triangles and three circles.
440
00:24:00,443 --> 00:24:04,107
Wrong!
There are no actual triangles or circles in the image.
441
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:05,671
Isn't there a rule that the supervisor
442
00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:08,372
has to avoid showing her personal
feelings about the subject?
443
00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:11,242
Maybe.
This is my first class.
444
00:24:11,572 --> 00:24:12,429
Well, there should be.
445
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:15,281
This is like being at a slumber
party with Jack Bauer.
446
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,388
I know how hard you work to pretend
nothing ever bothers you.
447
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,997
Stop.
I'll tell you where the nukes are.
448
00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:25,126
Next topic, aural stimuli.
449
00:24:29,564 --> 00:24:31,328
You wish.
450
00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,719
I'm gonna play a sound,
and you identify what it is.
451
00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:37,355
First thing that
pops in your mind.
452
00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:44,420
Evan Chambers losing his allowance.
453
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:48,008
Oh, come on, that deserves a check.
454
00:24:49,805 --> 00:24:51,668
But it's so much more fun
to be wrong, isn't it?
455
00:24:51,703 --> 00:24:53,300
I don't know.
Is it?
456
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,447
Little Miss Perfect has her
Cinderella ball tonight.
457
00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:09,519
Doesn't bother you that Casey
picked another Prince Charming?
458
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:14,398
I don't get paid for small talk.
- Uh-huh.
459
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,961
Should we get back to the test?
460
00:25:23,229 --> 00:25:25,200
I don't know anything about this.
Where's Frannie?
461
00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:28,174
She's not here, but he said your
name's on the work order too.
462
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:29,814
This is Casey Cartwright.
463
00:25:29,817 --> 00:25:32,621
I'm John the plumber.
A Frannie Morgan called earlier.
464
00:25:32,622 --> 00:25:33,922
Said you needed some
pipes replaced.
465
00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:35,939
But tonight?
They've been leaking for months.
466
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,617
Oh, she insisted.
Said it was an emergency.
467
00:25:37,618 --> 00:25:39,188
It had to be taken care of today.
468
00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:41,622
Uh, so I'm gonna need to
shut this water off for a while.
469
00:25:41,649 --> 00:25:45,668
Okay, well, uh, give us a few minutes to finish
getting ready, and then it's all yours.
470
00:25:45,703 --> 00:25:47,862
Well, I'm gonna need you or Miss
Morgan here until I finish.
471
00:25:47,863 --> 00:25:50,115
Your names are on the work order.
You gotta sign off.
472
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,514
It's company policy.
I told her that on the phone.
473
00:25:52,794 --> 00:25:55,576
Well, how long did you tell her
this was going to take?
474
00:25:55,746 --> 00:25:57,677
That depends on the
condition of the pipes.
475
00:25:57,712 --> 00:25:59,248
Uh, we could be here all night.
476
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,421
The Greek system at CRU is
certainly not what it used to be.
477
00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,215
You've seen the Kappa
Tau house, right?
478
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,703
Disgusting.
479
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,122
And those girls at Mu Gamma Pig...
480
00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:18,426
Uh, what did I just say?
481
00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:19,530
I meant Sig.
482
00:26:25,405 --> 00:26:26,501
Casey.
483
00:26:27,434 --> 00:26:30,793
The speeches are about to start.
I was afraid you weren't going to make it.
484
00:26:31,034 --> 00:26:31,916
Here I am.
485
00:26:32,253 --> 00:26:34,020
The plumbing's all taken care of.
486
00:26:34,082 --> 00:26:36,863
Great, I'm glad it wasn't
as extensive as I thought.
487
00:26:37,004 --> 00:26:40,552
No, it was exactly as
extensive as you thought.
488
00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:42,748
It would have taken all night,
but it turns out Jen K's dad's
489
00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:44,490
a plumber,
and she was able to help.
490
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,801
John the plumber
actually offered her a job.
491
00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,881
I hope you encouraged
her to take it.
492
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,331
Hey, Frannie.
493
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:52,806
O'Toole!
494
00:26:53,426 --> 00:26:54,904
Great game the other day.
495
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:59,023
Travis says I don't know how to follow.
I'm a total follower.
496
00:27:00,115 --> 00:27:03,148
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but,
uh, Travis might be right.
497
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:07,286
Well, thanks for being my
handsome escort for tonight.
498
00:27:07,901 --> 00:27:11,385
I am lucky to have such a
beautiful lady on my arm.
499
00:27:12,586 --> 00:27:15,189
And my feet.
- Ooh-ooh. I'm sorry.
500
00:27:15,204 --> 00:27:16,224
It's okay.
- Sorry.
501
00:27:18,456 --> 00:27:21,206
So give me the dirt.
How's the Sweetheart race looking?
502
00:27:21,449 --> 00:27:23,277
Uh, my money's on Casey.
503
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,654
This is it!
504
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,424
Come on in.
505
00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:30,727
I heard about the honors
engineering floor,
506
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,201
but I thought it was a joke.
507
00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:34,771
It's real.
Want something to drink?
508
00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:36,367
Yeah. Sure.
509
00:27:40,968 --> 00:27:42,569
Cool flag.
You English?
510
00:27:48,953 --> 00:27:52,294
Hey, Beaver, why don't you tell
Dale how you got your name?
511
00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:54,743
Hey, Dale.
512
00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:57,019
Dale.
513
00:28:01,729 --> 00:28:03,543
All right, last test.
514
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,112
Emotions can have an important
effect on perception.
515
00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:10,004
Emotions play a larger
role in perception
516
00:28:10,005 --> 00:28:12,637
under stress or
extreme circumstances.
517
00:28:13,586 --> 00:28:15,733
So what do you see?
518
00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:18,599
A dog.
519
00:28:19,252 --> 00:28:21,143
Correct answer is cloud.
520
00:28:21,144 --> 00:28:23,797
Who looks at a cloud
and just sees a cloud?
521
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,383
Me.
522
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,803
Look. The dog's head's over there.
The legs are in the back.
523
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,306
It's a boy.
524
00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:34,624
I don't see it.
525
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,460
Maybe you're projecting.
526
00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:39,564
I always wanted a dog.
527
00:28:40,922 --> 00:28:46,294
We moved around too much.
And chances are my parents would have accidentally killed it anyway.
528
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,774
I'm so tired, I feel drunk.
529
00:28:49,586 --> 00:28:52,710
I am seriously on the verge of
singing the Kenny Rogers songbook
530
00:28:52,711 --> 00:28:55,268
or making some
embarrassing true confessions.
531
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:59,613
So why would your parents have
accidentally killed the dog?
532
00:28:59,648 --> 00:29:02,148
Let's just say there wasn't an
abundance of stability.
533
00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:06,566
My parents are hippies with
all kinds of great ideals, but
534
00:29:06,973 --> 00:29:10,300
they're not the most
responsible people.
535
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:12,526
Got it.
536
00:29:15,069 --> 00:29:17,306
You know what your problem is?
- What?
537
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,708
Perspective.
538
00:29:20,753 --> 00:29:23,073
Come sit over here.
Look at it this way.
539
00:29:25,315 --> 00:29:26,356
Come on.
540
00:29:38,836 --> 00:29:40,435
It kind of looks like a bong.
541
00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:45,253
Oddly enough,
I don't see that.
542
00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:52,438
I used to see everything in terms of
whether it would piss off my parents.
543
00:29:53,128 --> 00:29:54,485
Bongs did that.
544
00:29:54,512 --> 00:29:56,325
You like to walk on
the wild side, huh?
545
00:29:57,855 --> 00:29:58,947
Not anymore.
546
00:30:00,502 --> 00:30:02,417
The whole out-of-control rich girl
547
00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:04,776
thing got to be a little
too Lindsay Lohan-ish.
548
00:30:05,528 --> 00:30:06,565
You know,
549
00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:10,795
you're not nearly as unpleasant
as I thought you'd be, Logan.
550
00:30:12,157 --> 00:30:13,173
I know.
551
00:30:14,619 --> 00:30:17,011
You smell better than
I thought you would.
552
00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:27,207
What kind of hippies would name you...
553
00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:28,339
Nah, shh.
554
00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:32,297
Hippies with a finely-honed
sense of irony.
555
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,305
Time's up.
556
00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:44,312
This concludes our experiment.
557
00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:45,426
Thanks to both of you.
558
00:30:46,376 --> 00:30:49,063
Here is your
compensation for participating.
559
00:30:49,706 --> 00:30:50,759
Rebecca...
560
00:30:51,925 --> 00:30:53,691
I'll see you in class on Tuesday.
561
00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:04,428
Those are the real weapons of mass destruction.
Am I right?
562
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,611
You guys are awesome.
563
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:13,925
Just remember, a vote for me is a
vote against the terrorists.
564
00:31:14,891 --> 00:31:17,202
God bless America!
565
00:31:41,471 --> 00:31:44,255
Frannie, can we please stop this?
566
00:31:44,793 --> 00:31:47,902
I know you're angry with me,
so why don't we stop pretending?
567
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:50,749
Pretending?
568
00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:52,856
I don't know what
you're talking about.
569
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,695
Just because your plans changed,
doesn't mean
570
00:31:56,696 --> 00:31:59,396
I should have to give up on
everything I've worked so hard for.
571
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:00,486
Casey.
572
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,930
Can you please put your own
political ambitions aside
573
00:32:02,931 --> 00:32:04,631
and think of someone
other than yourself?
574
00:32:04,768 --> 00:32:05,930
You started all this.
575
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,840
And you knew how important
this was to me.
576
00:32:08,142 --> 00:32:09,658
But you wouldn't drop out.
577
00:32:11,174 --> 00:32:13,581
I should have known you'd stop
at nothing to get ahead.
578
00:32:14,606 --> 00:32:15,665
After all,
579
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,347
you took Evan back even
though he cheated on you.
580
00:32:57,065 --> 00:32:58,110
No!
581
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,408
I didn't back up!
582
00:33:00,259 --> 00:33:03,246
Dale, what happened?
583
00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:07,922
Maybe some prankster hacked into the
university power grid and shut you down.
584
00:33:07,943 --> 00:33:10,209
And drained my battery
so it wouldn't work, either?
585
00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:14,261
I'm going to have sex, Dale.
Deal with it.
586
00:33:14,342 --> 00:33:16,490
This isn't about sex, Rusty.
- Then what?
587
00:33:16,971 --> 00:33:18,854
When school started,
I thought you were this cool,
588
00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:20,982
smart engineering guy who
understood the importance of
589
00:33:20,983 --> 00:33:22,849
things like comic-con
and nuclear physics...
590
00:33:22,884 --> 00:33:25,278
You're still talking about
that stupid lecture?
591
00:33:25,312 --> 00:33:27,687
That stupid lecture was
important to me, okay?
592
00:33:27,688 --> 00:33:29,418
And I thought it
was important to you.
593
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,250
I thought that our friendship
was more important.
594
00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:32,844
We're not friends, Dale.
595
00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:34,304
We're roommates.
596
00:33:38,577 --> 00:33:40,293
Well, maybe you should
find a new roommate.
597
00:33:40,327 --> 00:33:41,584
Maybe I will.
598
00:33:57,268 --> 00:34:01,237
When I came to Cyprus-Rhodes,
I knew nothing about the Greek system.
599
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:04,303
At first glance it seemed like
a great way to have fun.
600
00:34:06,235 --> 00:34:09,664
What I quickly discovered was
an incredible group of people
601
00:34:09,665 --> 00:34:12,244
who I will have a
special bond with forever.
602
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:16,504
I wondered where that
unconditional bond comes from.
603
00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:20,816
What I've learned, thanks to some
very special people in my life,
604
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,439
is that, well, for me anyway,
605
00:34:25,017 --> 00:34:26,830
being Greek is about tradition.
606
00:34:27,164 --> 00:34:29,884
And passing that
tradition onto others.
607
00:34:30,428 --> 00:34:33,088
That proud passing of the torch keeps
608
00:34:33,089 --> 00:34:35,296
the integrity of our
Greek system alive.
609
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:36,801
It's our foundation.
610
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:43,004
I found someone who was selflessly
willing to pass her legacy on to me.
611
00:34:43,496 --> 00:34:49,496
Someone I see not only as a mentor,
but as a friend.
612
00:34:54,297 --> 00:34:57,118
But no matter what happens,
613
00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,573
till the day I die,
614
00:34:59,948 --> 00:35:03,651
I will always be sweet on
the boys of Omega Chi.
615
00:35:13,114 --> 00:35:16,160
Um, all right, you guys,
it's time to cast the votes.
616
00:35:16,651 --> 00:35:17,689
Okay.
617
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,993
Okay, the votes are in.
618
00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:40,571
And the title of "Omega Chi
Sweetheart" of 2007
619
00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:42,104
goes to...
620
00:35:45,866 --> 00:35:47,072
Casey Cartwright.
621
00:35:49,363 --> 00:35:50,691
Oh, my Gosh.
622
00:35:53,326 --> 00:35:54,869
At least that bitch
didn't win again.
623
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,655
Too bad you have to live with her.
624
00:36:08,036 --> 00:36:09,179
The best girl won.
625
00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:27,317
Can you believe that Tri Pi and her
"wardrobe malfunction?"
626
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,653
Jen!
627
00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:32,127
Rusty!
Oh, you should have seen Casey.
628
00:36:32,141 --> 00:36:33,184
Casey, great.
629
00:36:33,219 --> 00:36:34,749
Dale's out of control.
630
00:36:35,163 --> 00:36:36,179
He hacked my power.
631
00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:37,319
I lost my paper.
632
00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:38,945
There's milk everywhere.
633
00:36:39,148 --> 00:36:40,571
And...
- Um...
634
00:36:40,754 --> 00:36:42,457
I'll catch up with you guys later.
635
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,056
Are you okay?
636
00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:47,459
You seem a little worked up.
637
00:36:47,545 --> 00:36:49,935
Will you come back to my room and
have sex with me in front of Dale?
638
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:52,542
Rusty!
- That's my only logical recourse.
639
00:36:52,609 --> 00:36:54,175
Rusty, let it go.
640
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:57,158
If he doesn't want us in his room,
then that's fine.
641
00:36:57,159 --> 00:36:58,459
We'll figure something out.
642
00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,859
Maybe I can put in a transfer
to another room or something.
643
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:03,250
No, I'll do it.
- And leave Dale?
644
00:37:03,374 --> 00:37:04,953
You're willing to
leave Stephanie.
645
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,751
Because she's an agoraphobe
who scares me.
646
00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:10,639
But Dale's a germaphobe who's
constantly butting into my business.
647
00:37:10,852 --> 00:37:15,473
And studying with you and going to lectures
with you, and watching Planet Earth...
648
00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:15,933
Yes.
649
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:19,013
And didn't he teach you how to play hockey
and show up at your intramural game?
650
00:37:19,014 --> 00:37:20,793
Yes.
But he...
651
00:37:20,828 --> 00:37:23,596
What about the volcano?
He committed a crime for you.
652
00:37:23,804 --> 00:37:26,211
There's no way we could have
pulled that off without him.
653
00:37:26,426 --> 00:37:29,489
I mean, without Dale,
who knows if we'd even be together.
654
00:37:30,447 --> 00:37:33,354
But he's a conservative,
right-wing southern baptist
655
00:37:33,355 --> 00:37:35,255
with a confederate flag on the wall.
656
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,798
And you're a frat guy who
is asking him to push his
657
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,858
religious beliefs aside so that you can
have sex with your girlfriend.
658
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,864
Yeah, you guys definitely
have your differences, but
659
00:37:44,057 --> 00:37:47,775
when you add it all up,
you and Dale are friends.
660
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,635
I'm exhausted.
661
00:37:57,665 --> 00:37:59,131
At least you got paid.
662
00:37:59,271 --> 00:38:01,911
But the knowledge you received
was far more valuable.
663
00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:03,877
Right.
664
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,725
You realize it was totally pointless.
665
00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,703
The slides, the tests,
all of it.
666
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,108
I'm not sure all of it was.
667
00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:14,881
What happened in that room means
nothing in the real world.
668
00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,613
There is no real world.
669
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,562
Just two strangers
670
00:38:18,643 --> 00:38:20,989
picked to sit in a room
and get their lives taped.
671
00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:24,118
See ya around.
672
00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:29,612
Hey!
673
00:38:46,508 --> 00:38:48,262
Okay, that's wonderful.
674
00:38:54,994 --> 00:38:56,066
I'm awake now.
675
00:38:58,551 --> 00:38:59,637
Sorry.
676
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,033
Look, Dale...
- I asked around and
677
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,204
a couple other guys on
this floor dropped out,
678
00:39:16,205 --> 00:39:18,105
so if you still wanna
change rooms...
679
00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:19,315
I don't wanna change rooms.
680
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,043
Unless you still want me to.
681
00:39:24,283 --> 00:39:25,296
Maybe.
682
00:39:29,251 --> 00:39:31,594
You know, you're right about Jen.
683
00:39:32,857 --> 00:39:34,948
No appreciation for Doreen.
684
00:39:36,922 --> 00:39:38,530
Yeah, well, few do.
685
00:39:39,426 --> 00:39:42,477
Sometimes showing appreciation
is a hard thing to do.
686
00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:45,464
You mean like showing
appreciation for me?
687
00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:48,652
Yes, I mean you.
688
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,751
So you mean you appreciate me.
689
00:39:52,861 --> 00:39:53,930
Exactly.
690
00:39:55,941 --> 00:39:57,473
You appreciate me
like a good roommate?
691
00:39:57,746 --> 00:39:59,838
I appreciate you
like a good friend.
692
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:13,673
So I bought some cookie
dough for all that milk.
693
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,992
You want some?
694
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,115
Nah, no thanks.
695
00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:18,869
Cookie dough salmonella can kill you.
696
00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:22,840
Good night, Rusty.
697
00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:25,593
Good night, Dale.
698
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,156
Hey.
699
00:40:42,312 --> 00:40:43,353
Hey.
700
00:40:45,187 --> 00:40:47,124
Great speech tonight.
701
00:40:48,772 --> 00:40:50,737
Really tugged on
those heartstrings.
702
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,476
I tried to find you
after the announcement,
703
00:40:54,477 --> 00:40:56,351
but I guess you'd already left.
704
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,723
I know when to make my exit.
705
00:41:05,376 --> 00:41:06,401
Frannie.
706
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,904
I meant what I said.
707
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,691
We're friends,
708
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,681
first and foremost.
709
00:41:19,655 --> 00:41:21,265
What's on your mind?
710
00:41:23,953 --> 00:41:25,470
Al Gore.
711
00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:29,538
I'm more of a Jake
Gyllenhall girl myself.
712
00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:32,965
No, I was actually thinking
about how crazy it is that
713
00:41:33,771 --> 00:41:35,900
someone can win the popular vote,
714
00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:40,773
and still not be elected president.
715
00:41:42,309 --> 00:41:44,419
Yeah.
That's pretty crazy.
716
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,548
Enjoy your win, poodle.
717
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,644
Doesn't last forever.
718
00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:50,617
Don't stay up too late.
719
00:41:58,671 --> 00:42:00,129
Guess I missed the fun.
720
00:42:03,185 --> 00:42:04,276
This is for you.
721
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,642
It's from Cappie.
722
00:42:22,942 --> 00:42:26,012
"Payback's a bitch, and so am I.
723
00:42:28,468 --> 00:42:32,291
"Sorry you had to bail me out.
Cap. "