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What the...?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I mean, you just don't think
I can let you...
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Excuse me?
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Yeah.
Is there a trick
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to getting some help
around here?
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Other then being charming
and beautiful, no, ma'am.
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I need to know which
of these to buy--
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the 3000-Z or the 3000-Z-X.
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Excellent question.
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Uh, you need to talk to one
of our green shirts about that.
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I can actually
call one to assist you.
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I'm not a salesman. I'm actually
part of the Nerd Herd.
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You must be so proud
of yourself.
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I wouldn't go so far
as to say proud.
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Hello.???
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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So sorry.
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One einute.
Excuse me?
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Sir?
I'll be right back.
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CHANTING:
Mystery Crisper.
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Guys, sorry,
sorry to break up...
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You want in?
It's gonna cost you five bucks.
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What's going on?
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Final round. Mystery Crisper.
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CHANTING:
Mystery Crisper!
Mystery Crisper!
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The great Crisper,
where employee food
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goes to die.
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♪♪♪
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Guys, there's going
to be a riot
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on the sales floor if you
don't get back to work.
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Chuck, shut up.
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Come to Daddy.
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He's got it?
(whooping and cheering)
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He's the man, the man.
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Ooh...
Yeah.
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He wants his weapon.
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Morgan is so awesome.
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He can eat anything.
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I-I was just on my way.
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Daddy mad, Chuck. Daddy mad.
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Might as well kiss
that promotion good-bye.
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Get in here, Bartowski.
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Yes, sir.
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Tell me...
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what's the best part
of being Buy More brass?
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The power?
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The money?
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The ladies?
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The medical.
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I couldn't give a rodent's
behind about this job.
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But this...
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my body is my temple.
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And I must treat it as such.
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Is that... is that all, sir?
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'Cause I-I really should,
uh, get back to work.
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No, that is not all. Sit down.
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Okay.
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There's a guy coming in here
from corporate
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to interview you and Tang
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for the assistant
manager spot.
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Now Tang's has the charm
of a prostate exam.
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For some reason,
people seem to like you.
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If the HR guy likes you,
the job is yours.
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So is the medical.
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Don't screw up.
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I'll, uh, I'll do my best.
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Make sure Morgan does
his best, too.
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That kid is gonna be the anchor
around your neck, Bartowski.
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What, we don't have enough
actual cobwebs already?
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I'm getting ready for our
annual Halloween party.
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What time are you
getting here?
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Oh, you know what,
I might be late.
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They finally scheduled
that promotional-interview thing
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for that afternoon.
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We can just make it
an assistant manager
party, too, then.
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Sure, yeah,
if you feel like jinxing it.
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You're just finally
growing up, aren't you?
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Do you think that this
year would be a good time
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for you and Morgan to
have separate costumes?
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Excuse me, but what's wrong
with our costume?
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Um, I'm sorry,
but the whole
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two-man-sea-cucumber-thing
is kind of creepy.
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First of all,
it's a sandworm, okay?
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Shai-Hulud,
to be specific.
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And second of all,
Dune fans have been going nuts
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over our costume
since the eighth grade.
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CAPTAIN:
Yo. Chuckster.
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Guess what I am?
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You're... naked?
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I'm Adam.
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You know, like Adam
and Eve, Adam.
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Wait till you see my snake.
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(stammers):
I don't want to see your snake.
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(laughs):
Devon, Chuck here
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has an interview
on Wednesday.
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That is outstanding.
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I gotta... Excuse me. Hello?
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Hello?
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I'm getting tense!
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You know I don't like
being tense.
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How can I help you relax,
Big Mike?
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Find that jackass Morgan.
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Your buddy's supposed to be
working a double shift today
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and went AWOL.
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Hey, hey, buddy, Morgan.
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Where you been?
What's up, buddy? Yes.
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Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you.
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I, uh, I picked up the sandworm
costume from the dry cleaners.
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The ranch dressing from
last year totally came out,
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so we're all good.
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You ready to win another
Buy More costume contest?
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No. No, no, 'cause
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you're supposed
to be at work, buddy.
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Dude, I got ten big ones
riding on this
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quote-unquote videogame,
so can I just have, uh...
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This guy's been handing me
my ass all week.
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Time to return the favor.
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Uh, Morgan.
Yeah, buddy?
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Morgan, this guy is dangerous.
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Well, Morgan's
dangerous, Chucky.
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Morgan's dangerous.
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Oh, what a baby.
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What a loser.
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How did you find me?
How did you find me?!
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Who else knows I'm here?
Who do you work for?
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No one. No one.
Let me go.
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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I know you're a spy!
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Your watch? I designed
that watch for the CIA.
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Are there other agents
waiting for me outside?
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Are there other agents
waiting for me outside?!
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Ah-hah!
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You're not sneaking
away from me.
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Wait, whoa, whoa.
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You still owe
me ten bucks!
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Morgan! Morgan!
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Whoa, hey,
you still owe me ten dollars!
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Hey.
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Um, is Sarah here?
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She's waiting in your room.
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ELLIE:
Is everything okay?
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Said she had
a surprise for you.
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(laughs):
Get in there, slugger.
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Hey.
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Who is this Lazslo character?
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He just ID'd me as an agent.
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Relax. We're looking into him.
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And you did the right thing.
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I... I didn't do anything.
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I just flashed on the guy.
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You followed protocol,
and I'm going
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to check in with you
first thing in the morning.
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Wait, wait. Wait, wait,
hold on, hold on.
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Wait, um...
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Look, if it's cool with you,
could you hang out
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for a little while?
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Look, Awesome and Ellie
think that I'm...
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kind of getting
lucky in here,
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and I wouldn't want
to disappoint...
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them.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Uh, how long
do you want me to stay?
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42 minutes and 15 seconds?
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Arcade Fire's first album.
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It's like an auditory
aphrodisiac.
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You're not really
ready for it yet.
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Uh...
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Here we go.
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And...
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Why were you waiting for
me in my room, anyway?
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Well, I wanted to surprise you.
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Um...
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Uh, it's, uh,
it's us at Comic-Con.
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What do you think?
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It's... it's great.
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But we've never actually
been to Comic-Con, have we?
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Wow, we... we actually
look like a real couple.
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Well, we are
a real couple.
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We're just a different
sort of a couple.
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That we are.
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You!
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What do I have to do
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to get timely intel
out of you, Bartowski?
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Look, I briefed Sarah
last night, all right?
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Oh, I bet
you did, slugger.
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I thought we were all
supposed to be part
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of the same team here,
huh-- Team Chuck.
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We are, but I'm starting
to feel like the guy
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who always gets picked last,
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and I do not like feeling like
Team Chuck's little fat kid.
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Okay, you know what, the
next time I have a flash,
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I'll come straight to
you, all right, Casey?
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What did you tell Lazslo?
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Nothang.
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He asked me where
I got my watch,
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and I told him my girlfriend
gave it to me, okay?
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So you compromised yourself
and Agent Walker?
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Bang up job, Chuck.
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And so now you
and your son are ready
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to video-chat.
Oh!
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Thank you, young man.
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You've been--
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Great heavens!
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This is a whale-tail.
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Notice this illusive
creature,
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seen here frolicking
in her natural habitat--
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Any sudden movement
would--
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Give me,
give me this.
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Come on, come on.
Hey.
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Get, shoo,
shoo, shoo.
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Have fun, go find
the video games.
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What was that about, man?
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Come on, I was this close
to closing a sale.
No.
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You know what you
are, Morgan?
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You are this close
to getting fired for
sexual harassment.
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What happened, Chuck?
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You used to be cool.
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I-I used to be cool?
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When was that? When we were 13?
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Well, I'm sorry
to go changing on you, buddy.
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But if you
hadn't noticed,
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we are now
chronologically-speaking,
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adults.
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So, unless you wanna work retail
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for the rest of your
life, and by the way,
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drag me down with you
in the process,
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I would suggest
that you grow up.
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"Heavy is the head
that wears the crown."
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Couldn't help
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but notice the way
you handled that, uh,
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Morgan situation.
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That was most impressive, Chuck.
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That's great, that's great.
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You gave me goose bumps.
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Super, Jeff.
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The Intersect was correct
to alert us.
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We've been looking for Lazslo
Mahnovski since he escaped
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from Los Robles National Labs
last month.
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Who is he?
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Weapons designer.
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Government brain.
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The target
graduated college age 14.
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Ph.D. at 17.
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Been with us ever since,
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working for a clandestine
engineering subcontractor.
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Lazslo's not the kind of asset
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we can afford to lose
to our enemies.
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Grade-A egghead. Got it.
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What do you want me to do
with him?
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Bring him in.
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And take caution.
261
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,900
What, is he gonna hurt me
with his mind?
262
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,000
Well, here's what he did
to his handlers.
263
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,900
Oh.
264
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,700
Nice try, buddy, but, uh,
Halloween's tomorrow, okay?
265
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,300
Or today, or today.
266
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,600
It could be today if you
want it to be today.
267
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,500
I didn't kill anybody.
268
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,700
Look, I-I never
said you did.
269
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,800
Then why am I
on the FBI list?
270
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,900
I don't know.
Just calm down.
271
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,400
I was framed, okay.
272
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,400
You have to believe me.
I am not a murderer.
273
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,700
Okay, okay.
274
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,900
I believe you.
275
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,100
But, FYI...
276
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,700
♪♪♪
277
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,200
You told the undercover agent
about me, didn't you?
278
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,200
He's talking to Pentagon
operations right now.
279
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,600
I tapped into the encrypted
video feed at the store.
280
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,100
I helped design
that home theater system.
281
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,700
(siren blaring)
Look, I-I-I
don't know--
282
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,200
Gun!
283
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,800
Get it.
284
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,500
I got it, I got it.
285
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,600
I got it.
286
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,400
Is that a water gun?
287
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,300
No.
288
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,900
I'm pretty sure
it's dripping on my face.
289
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,500
I'm sorry.
290
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,800
Name's Lazslo.
291
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,500
And I need help.
292
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,700
What the hell
am I supposed to do?
293
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,200
You're on the inside.
294
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,300
You have access.
295
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,900
Look, unless you help
me clear my name,
296
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,300
they're gonna keep chasing me.
297
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,400
You're my only hope.
298
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,600
But first...
299
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,400
I could really use
some pancakes.
300
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,300
Hey, where's Chuck?
301
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,700
Shouldn't you
guys be practicing
your snake dance?
302
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,100
It's a sandworm,
303
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,200
and...
Oh.
304
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,800
Chuck's not here, 'cause
he's probably off
305
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,400
doing something really mature
like seeing an opera.
306
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,100
Or reading.
307
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,000
Come on, babe,
308
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,300
let's help
the little guy out.
309
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,900
What else did you make
for the CIA?
310
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,800
Whatever the jobs
called for actually.
311
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,500
I mean, if an agent wanted
thermal-vision Ray Bans
312
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,100
or he wanted a parachute
disguised as a backpack,
313
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,300
I'm the guy they call.
314
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,800
You're like
a real-life Q?
315
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:20,800
You know.
316
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,100
You know Q.
317
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,300
The guy who used to make
all the gadgets for Bond, Q?
318
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,100
Bond was that
spy-guy, right?
319
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,500
What, have they been keeping you
in a friggin' cave?
320
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,300
Underground lab actually.
321
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,400
For the last 10 years,
322
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,200
All I did was work in
that lab pretty much.
323
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,200
Well, that and play
video games.
324
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,400
But, uh...
325
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,500
no friends, no family.
326
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,500
No Bond.
327
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,500
No wonder you blew up all your
research and busted out there.
328
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,000
That's just inhumane.
329
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,300
So what kind of
work do you do?
330
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:54,900
You know, it's kinda,
331
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,300
it's kinda, uh, complicated.
332
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,900
Right, but you gotta be
some kind of a genius.
333
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,100
Or prodigy?
334
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,400
I mean feds don't bother
recruiting somebody,
335
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,900
guarding them with
undercover agents,
336
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,300
unless you're super-good
at sometúing?
337
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,300
What are you
super-good at?
338
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,600
Let's just say
I'm a computer-guy.
339
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,500
MORGAN:
Ellie, let me ask you
a question.
340
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,900
Am I the kind of person
you'd categorize as...
341
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,100
immature?
342
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,100
Do you really want me
to answer that?
343
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,200
Yes.
344
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,100
Be straight with me.
345
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,700
Fire away
both barrels.
346
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,200
Would you mind stepping
in the kitchen
347
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800
for a moment, Morgan?
348
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,300
I'll handle this one, honey.
349
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,900
Ellie's room.
350
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:43,900
(exhales):
Wow!
351
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,500
There comes a time
in every man's life
352
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,300
when he reaches,
well, a crossroads.
353
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,200
A time when he must
ask himself...
354
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,800
am I a tucker?
355
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,500
Talking about your shirt,
Morgan.
356
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,200
I wasn't always a
tucker, you know.
357
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,400
Then one day,
358
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,700
it just happened.
359
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,300
How do you, how do
you know it's time?
360
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,500
You just feel it.
361
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,300
Go ahead.
362
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,200
- Tuck her in. See how she feels.
- I don't know.
363
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,100
No, I'm, I'm just kinda happy
with how my shirts hang there.
364
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,000
Come on.
365
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,100
You're safe in here.
366
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,100
Um...
367
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,300
- Tuck her in.
- I don't if I'm,
368
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,000
- I--
- Do it.
369
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,200
Mm-hmm.
370
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:27,700
I don't know, I-I kinda feel like my, my junk's out there
for the whole world to see.
371
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,800
Maybe that's the
point, Morgan.
372
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,600
Maybe that's the point.
373
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,100
If there's one thing
to being a man,
374
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,000
it's always speaking
your mind.
375
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,000
Whatever the cost.
376
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Always be direct,
open and honest.
377
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,900
When I was 12,
I hid under Ellie's bed,
378
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,100
so I could watch her undress.
379
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,700
Excellent.
380
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,300
What are you looking at?
381
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,200
Your hair.
382
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,900
It's time to tame the mane, buddy.
383
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,000
Let's talk product.
384
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,400
I gotta finish
the job.
385
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,200
I'm sorry.
386
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,100
Hey, who's that handsome guy in the mirror?
387
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,800
This is great.
388
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,600
I mean just being able to sit
in a coffee shop
389
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,100
and talk.
390
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,400
Just talk.
391
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,100
With somebody who knows
what it's like working for the company.
392
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,500
You know, if I had
to do it over again,
393
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,700
I never would have
gone to that pier.
394
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,100
What pier?
395
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,400
I was 11...
396
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,300
and...
397
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,600
some agent saw me playing Tetris
398
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,700
at an arcade.
399
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,900
So he asked me if I can
take all these tests.
400
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,700
The next thing I know,
401
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,500
he's offering to pay
my way through school.
402
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,500
My parents, like, they didn't
know what to do with a kid
403
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800
whose IQ is higher
than both theirs combined.
404
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,900
So they signed
me over.
405
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,800
And that's when I became property
of the United States government.
406
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,300
♪♪♪
407
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,500
Sweet story, huh?
408
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,900
I'm a little,
I'm a little strapped.
409
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,900
Um...
410
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,200
you know how government work pays.
411
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,000
Dude, yeah.
412
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,800
No, no, no, no,
don't even worry about it.
413
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,200
Here.
Here's an IOU.
414
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,900
Thanks.
415
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,500
Chuck, listen you can't tell
your handlers you ever saw me.
416
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700
What? Why?
417
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,100
They can help you, Lazslo.
418
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,400
They're the good guys.
419
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,100
There's no such thing
in this business.
420
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,500
I mean, you don't
believe me?
421
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,100
Go home and search
your room.
422
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,400
See what kind of bugs your good guy handlers
planted on you.
423
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,300
From now on,
424
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,900
you should trust your handlers
precisely
425
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,800
as much as they trust you.
426
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,300
What the hell
are these?
427
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,200
Seems you already
know, Chuck.
428
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,200
I can't believe you've been prying
into my most intimate moments...
429
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,100
You know what? I swear to God,
430
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,900
if I find out you've been spying
on my sister,
431
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,300
I will kill you, Casey.
432
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,600
Intimate moments?
433
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,200
Not really an issue
thus far.
434
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,100
At least, not in the sense of traditional
two-person intimacy.
435
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:38,900
He-he-he.
436
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,800
Do you have any idea
how violated I feel right now?
437
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800
You feel violated?
438
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,600
No, no, no,
439
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,000
my ears feel violated.
440
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,700
'Cause they have to listen to you
and that moron Morgan
441
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,700
yammering on for four hours
about what sandwich you're gonna take
442
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,300
if you were stranded
on a deserted island.
443
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,200
What are you nuts?
444
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,200
Nobody was talking about sandwiches
for four hours.
445
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,100
Come on.
446
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400
Think about it--
447
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,400
this is a desert island, Morgan.
448
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,500
Mayonnaise simply doesn't
fare well in the tropics--
449
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,500
Oh, yeah, but define sandwich.
450
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,700
'Cause technically you can put anything
between two slices of bread.
451
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,800
For instance, could I bring...
452
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,100
a Jessica Alba sandwich
to said desert island?
453
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,300
I-I suppose.
454
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,800
Well, I'll have you know,
I stand by my mayonnaise theory.
455
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,500
And you're still a giant douche
for spying on me like that.
456
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,200
Well, if it's any comfort,
Chuck,
457
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,200
we planted those bugs
to protect you.
458
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,800
How did you find
the surveillance, anyway?
459
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,600
Oh, a little birdie named Lazslo told me.
460
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,000
What? You contacted Lazslo and didn't tell me?
461
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,100
I'm sorry, Casey.
462
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,400
Did I violate your trust?
463
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,200
Willkommen to Wienerlicious.
464
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,900
I'm sorry, but we're geschlossen--
465
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,100
and that's German for "closed."
466
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,900
That's really adorable.
467
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,200
Nice cover, Agent Walker.
468
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200
You have a sec?
469
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,000
Hello, Chuck.
470
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,700
What did you tell your handler?
471
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,900
I told him you were innocent, okay?
472
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,900
I told him, I thought you were innocent.
473
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,100
And I think the best thing for you to do
474
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,100
is go and turn yourself in.
475
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,700
They can help you.
476
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,100
Forget it, Chuck.
477
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,800
It doesn't even matter.
478
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,700
Of course it matters.
Isn't this what you wanted?
479
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,900
They went through the trouble
of framing me for murder.
480
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,700
What's going to happen
when they get me back?
481
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,800
A slap on the wrist?
482
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,400
There's got to be
someplace you can hide me.
483
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,000
Just for tonight.
484
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,000
There is one place.
485
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,800
So this kid just escaped?
486
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,800
Look, we tried everything we could
487
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,400
to prevent this whole thing from happening.
488
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,300
And what exactly is this?
489
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,500
A mentally unstable weapons designer,
490
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,300
off his meds,
491
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,900
and currently running around Los Angeles.
492
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:40,900
And how do you know all this?
493
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,300
Lazslo was my asset.
494
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,100
I was the one
who found him.
495
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:44,900
I was the one who trained him,
496
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,700
and I'm definitely the one who's going to be
bringing him back.
497
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,500
Look, I'm just going to be completely straight
with you, Walker.
498
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,200
We believe that he is
looking to make a bomb.
499
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,100
And God help whoever's in his way
when Lazslo decides to go off.
500
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,300
Welcome to Buy More.
501
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,900
How can i be able of assistance?
502
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,700
This is great!
503
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
I'll be out before
you guys open.
504
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,800
And if everything
works out,
505
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,900
you will never
see me again.
506
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,200
Thank you,
507
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,500
Chuck, for everything.
508
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:20,900
I really appreciate it.
509
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,100
Yeah, definitely.
Good luck disappearing, Lazslo.
510
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:24,900
Yeah.
511
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,800
Oh, and I hope you don't mind,
512
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,600
I kind of helped myself to the...
hold on...
513
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,600
the Bond ouevre.
514
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,200
Oh, check you out.
515
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,600
What? A View to a Kill?
516
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,400
That's a bold choice.
517
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,200
Why?
Is it a good one?
518
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,200
Oh, dude, Christopher Walken
playing some evil Nazi villain?
519
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,700
Grace Jones as some
a 'roid rage sex assassin?
520
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,000
I think, actually,
on second thought,
521
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
- I'm going to stay for the beginning. So...
- Sit.
522
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,600
Who is it?
523
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Uh, it's my handler,
Sarah.
524
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,200
Chuck, you got to turn it off.
525
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,800
Please, Chuck,
she could be tracking us.
526
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,300
You don't understand.
If you turn me in to your handlers,
527
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,900
it's like signing my death warrant.
528
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,000
Give me your watch.
529
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,200
- Why?
- Give me your watch.
530
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,700
I need to disable the transponder.
531
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,600
- Disable the transponder?
- transponder.
532
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,700
Yeah, but how would you do that?
533
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,800
Here you go.
534
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,500
You were right about the bugs, by the way.
535
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,900
God knows what they put in my car.
536
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,100
I've got a pretty good idea.
537
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,700
I broke into it earlier,
disabled the GPS system.
538
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,100
How did you...?
539
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,500
You designed my car.
540
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,500
Just think, Chuck.
541
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,100
Right now,
542
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,100
there is no one in the entire world
who knows where we are.
543
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,500
Come on, Chuck.
Pick up the phone.
544
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,500
Hey, it's Chuck.
I'll call you right back.
545
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,700
Damn it.
546
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,400
Chuck, I want you to go
to your car,
547
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,300
lock the doors and wait for me.
548
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,500
What did I tell you?
549
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,700
Max Zorin is one of the greatest
bad guys of all time.
550
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,900
You think Walken
was the bad guy?
551
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,400
What, are you kidding?
552
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:14,300
I mean, he did try to sink California
into the Pacific Ocean.
553
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,300
What do you think?
554
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,400
Don't you get it, Chuck?
555
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,000
Zorin is like us.
556
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,100
The Nazis used him for his superior gifts
557
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,600
the way our government uses me and you.
558
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,800
- I don't...
- Too bad Zorin didn't have this home theater system.
559
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,200
Screw flooding Silicon Valley.
560
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,800
Do you know what we can do with this system
if we really wanted to, Chuck?
561
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,700
Watch more movies?
562
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,400
I haven't had a chance to play with this bad boy
since I designed it.
563
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,100
What is that?
564
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,600
Strategic Air Command.
565
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,800
We keep a fleet of B-2s
in Guam,
566
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,100
kept on nuclear alert,
just in case.
567
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,700
training exercise terminated.
568
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,600
♪♪♪
569
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,300
What are you doing?
570
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,400
initiating...
Putting my tax dollars to work, Chuck.
571
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,500
Would you like to play a nice game
of thermonuclear war?
572
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,200
What about Texas?
573
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,800
What did Texas ever do
that was so great?
574
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,900
calculate flight plan
575
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,800
eta: 9 hours, 32 min, 15 sec
576
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,000
Nine hours...
577
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,000
Maybe we should pick
somewhere closer?
578
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,300
In honor of Max Zorin...
579
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,100
Let's see how fast they get
to San Francisco.
580
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,400
destination ???
581
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,900
Hey, hey, hey!
582
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,300
Um...
583
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,500
what about, let's watch Goldfinger, huh?
584
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500
What's it about?
585
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,700
Uh, again, it's about this bad, misunderstood ...
586
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,800
guy who just wants to blow up the world.
587
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800
It's right up your alley;
I think you'll really like it.
588
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,400
We can always play later.
589
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:36,700
live warfare operations
training exercise
590
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,500
We can!
training exercise
591
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,600
We can play...
592
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
bomb, bomb, bomb...
593
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,100
thing later...
I'm going to go get us some more popcorn.
594
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,200
So, here,
why don't you...
595
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,600
you go ahead
and start without me.
596
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,300
And-and, uh, I'm going
to be right back.
597
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,400
You have 34 new messages.
598
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,900
Chuck, it's Casey. Call me.
599
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,800
You think this is funny, Chuck?
600
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,800
If you don't call me back
in the next ten seconds, i'm going to...
601
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,300
...tie it in a knot
and shove it straight up your...
602
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800
Chuck, I want you
to go to your car,
603
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,700
lock the doors,
and wait for me.
604
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,000
Where are we headed?
605
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,100
I thought I asked you
to turn your phone off.
606
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,000
Who were you talking to?
607
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,200
My handler, okay?
608
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,300
She was just checking in.
609
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,700
You shouldn't have
done that, Chuck.
610
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,300
You should not have
dragged them into this.
611
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,200
I'm not responsible
for what happens now.
612
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,100
You sold me out...
You sold me out!
613
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,300
No, no, no, no. I just didn't
want you to get hurt, okay?
614
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,300
Look, relax. Just relax,
everything is going to be cool.
615
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,100
Everything is
not going to be cool.
616
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,500
come on, let's go.
617
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:06,800
What the hell?
618
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,600
Ow!
619
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,500
You're going to kill us!
You're going to kill us!
620
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,200
Well, Chuck,
621
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,400
it's been fun.
622
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,800
Don't...
623
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,500
Oh... oh!
624
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,500
Oh!
625
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,900
oh!
626
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,500
???
Aah...
627
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,000
no...
628
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,700
aah...
629
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:15,400
oh...
630
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,100
huh...
631
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,000
hah...
632
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,000
Ladies.
633
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,000
Hey.
634
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,900
You look nice.
635
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,100
Thanks.
636
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,400
I feel like crap.
637
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,100
I screwed up.
638
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:45,600
I severely pooched the Lazslo
situation last night.
639
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,300
Yeah, well...
640
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,900
today, you have
a job interview.
641
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,500
Do you think I care about
making lower management at a Buy More?
642
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,500
Are you kidding me?
643
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,300
I aided and abetted the escape
of the next Ted Kacyzski, Sarah.
644
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,300
I just...
645
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,600
I can't believe that I was
so wrong about that guy.
646
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,200
No wonder you bugged my room.
647
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,600
I'm an absolute idiot.
648
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,800
You know,
649
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,200
just because you trust people,
650
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,100
it doesn't make you an idiot.
651
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,900
Yeah, well, I should've trusted
you guys a little more.
652
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,200
I'm sorry.
653
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,900
Well, Casey got a signal
on your car,
654
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,500
and somehow the GPS got turned back on
655
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,300
and last that was heading east.
656
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,100
So, I'll call you from the road.
657
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,200
And don't worry,
we're going to bring him in, Chuck.
658
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,900
Good luck today.
659
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:57,500
Morgan!
660
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,000
I don't know
who you're supposed to be,
661
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,400
but that's the most
kick-ass costume ever.
662
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800
I'm sorry, Michael.
Is it Halloween?
663
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,700
I didn't realize.
664
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,700
Morgan, hey.
665
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,600
You up for a little
Mystery Crisper holiday edition?
666
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:17,900
I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about, Lester.
667
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,400
Jeffrey.
668
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,400
Hey, Morgan, buddy,
where were you this morning?
669
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,700
I thought
you wanted a ride in.
670
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,500
Why are you all dressed up?
671
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,000
Why are you all dressed up?
672
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,800
I have a job interview today.
673
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,500
Bully for you, Chuck.
674
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:32,300
What?
675
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:35,600
You think you're the only one at the Buy More
who cares about looking professional?
676
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,400
Typical.
677
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,800
I never, I never said
anything...
678
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,700
- Boo!
- Aah!
679
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:48,300
Did I scare you, Chuck?
680
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,600
♪♪♪
681
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:50,700
You better be scared,
682
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,700
'cause I'm about ready to kill me a job interview,
partner.
683
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,500
Ka-pow!
684
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,000
Lazslo is not headed east.
685
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,600
He's going
to the Santa Monica Pier.
686
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,800
Yeah, you don't say?
687
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,700
We just found the GPS
in downtown.
688
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,000
Lazslo ripped it out
and stuck it under a big rig.
689
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,400
Look, he was casing the arcade.
690
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,800
It's where
he was first recruited.
691
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,500
There's a huge Halloween party
there every year.
692
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,400
I think he's going
to blow it up.
693
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,900
Where do you think
you're going?
694
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:36,900
Um...
695
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,200
it's you. Hey, hey, Big Mike, I...
696
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,800
Can I... Can I borrow
another herder?
697
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,600
All the herders are out.
698
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,300
You've got an interview this afternoon,
or did you forget?
699
00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:44,800
No. I-I just... I'm...
700
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,900
Something came up.
701
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,800
Is that something more important
than being assistant manager?
702
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,700
Is it more important than handing over
your promotion to Tang?
703
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,400
Please, Chuck.
Is it more important than Big Mike's relaxation?
704
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:57,000
Look, Big Mike, there are just some things in life
that are more important than the Buy More.
705
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,800
You mean, like fishing
and Danish?
706
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,700
Excuse me.
707
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,800
i beg your pardon.
708
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,700
Bartowski?
709
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,600
Excuse me, you-you in the Gordon
Gecko costume.
710
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,300
Have you seen Chuck Bartowski?
711
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,500
It's time for his interview.
712
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,200
I actually don't know where Chuck's been
keeping himself these days.
713
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,600
So-Sorry.
714
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,300
I guess your boyfriend just
couldn't take the heat, huh?
715
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,100
I'm sure he's got a
perfectly good excuse.
716
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,200
Sure he does.
717
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,900
First Chuck bails on you and
your stupid space-penis costume.
718
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,100
And then, he doesn't even have the stones
to show up for his interview.
719
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,200
What a loser.
720
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,000
Even by your standards.
721
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,200
If I were you,
722
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,900
I'd start interviewing
for a new best friend,
723
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,800
Ma-Ma-Ma...
724
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,000
Morgan.
725
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,200
Let me ask
you something.
726
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,400
What do you know
about Chuck Bartowski?
727
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,000
You're not Bartowski.
728
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,900
Actually, I'm-I'm here to interview on my
friend's behalf.
729
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,800
- Look...
- Please, please, just hear me out, okay?
730
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,800
I know that the virtues that
make for a good Buy More manager
731
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800
are the same virtues
that make for a best friend.
732
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,300
Now, uh, Chuck and I may
have our differences,
733
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,200
but I can tell you
this about him.
734
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,500
Chuck is-is brave.
735
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,200
Chuck is loyal.
736
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,500
You know, Chuck can quote
Wrath of Khan word-for-word.
737
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,200
And Chuck is courageous.
738
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,800
Chuck's got a wicked
vinyl collection, and
739
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,100
Chuck has the wisdom
740
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,900
to not eat garbage
from the break room crisper.
741
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,000
If you want my open and honest
and direct opinion,
742
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,400
the best man for this job
743
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,000
is a man by the name
of Chuck Bartowski.
744
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,400
Some speech.
745
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,100
Chuck Bartowski sounds like a hell of a guy.
746
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:57,900
He is.
747
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,900
When he comes in tomorrow,
748
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,000
he'll be working for one...
749
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,100
Harold Tiberius Tang.
750
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,700
God help you all.
751
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:06,800
♪♪♪
752
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:26,000
I meant to tell you earlier
about your car's self-destruct function.
753
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,200
One of my more inspired designs.
754
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,500
Lazslo, listen..
755
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,400
Relax, Chuck.
756
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,700
She's all yours.
757
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,600
What did you just do?
758
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,100
You just armed a bomb.
759
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,500
That would have taken me hours to get through
the fingerprint recognition system.
760
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,400
Why are you doing this?
761
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,500
What? Blowing stuff up?
762
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,100
That's what bad guys do, Chuck.
763
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,700
Besides, how else was I going to punish them
for what they did to me.
764
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,200
Yeah?
765
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:57,800
Hey,
766
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,800
someone just armed
the herder to sedf-destruct.
767
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,600
Yeah.
768
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:01,700
I know.
769
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,200
It was me.
770
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,500
- Disarm the bomb right now!
- You disarm the bomb!
771
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,700
- How?
- It's easy.
772
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,700
Cut the wire.
773
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:16,500
Which one?
774
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,200
The red one.
775
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,800
- You got to cut a wire, Chuck!
- ???
776
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,700
What if I cut both of them?
777
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,300
Oh, like Sean Connery in the end of Goldfinger?
778
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400
What did you just say?
779
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,400
Cut the wire, Chuck.
780
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,400
The other night, you said
you'd never seen Goldfinger,
781
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,400
so, how would you know what Bond
does at the end of the movie?
782
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,400
Cut the wire, or we're dead.
783
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,900
You lied to me, Lazslo.
784
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,300
You knew
I'd believe you
785
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,700
when you said you just wanted
to live a normal, peaceful life.
786
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,600
And you knew that I'd believe you
about cutting the wire,
787
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,700
but you were wrong, Lazslo.
788
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,100
Chuck!
789
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,500
- Wait! Wait! Stay back!
- Cut the red wire, Chuck!
790
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,200
You're under arrest.
791
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,000
Come on.
792
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,300
Hey.
793
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,000
I liked it a little bit, all right?
794
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,800
All right, now,
how do I...?
795
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,100
Hey, Chuck.
796
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,500
Nice costume, Chuck.
797
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,400
And what are you
supposed to be?
798
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,500
Oh, that's right.
799
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800
You're my employee.
800
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,700
Aren't you going
to congratulate me?
801
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,700
You did hear I got the job.
802
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,000
Uncontested.
803
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,800
Yeah. Nice work, Harry.
804
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,600
Anyhow,
805
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,000
now that you're here,
806
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,600
I wanted to talk to you about some organizational
ideas I had for the Nerd Herd...
807
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,400
Chuck, where are you going?
808
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,200
Chuck?!
809
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,700
Chuck, I will not be ignored!
810
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,200
Did Morgan ever
find you?
811
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,900
I thought the guy
was going to lose it.
812
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,500
No. I-I know.
813
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,800
He was really looking forward
to the Buy More costume contest.
814
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,900
I'm talking about
what he did for you.
815
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:11,300
Giving the whole big speech to try to talk the HR guy
into giving you the job?
816
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,300
Morgan did that?
817
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,900
And then someone went
and stole his bike.
818
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,400
I mean, what kind of loser would
steal a guy's bike?
819
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,600
Look at you two.
820
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,400
I didn't think you were coming.
821
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,500
I'm sorry.
822
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,800
I got held up.
823
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,800
Listen, Morgan, I think you should be
the head this year.
824
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,100
Really?
825
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,000
Chuck?
826
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,300
- Chuck, honey? Honey?
- He's in the back.
827
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,700
Ah!
828
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:48,900
Hey.
829
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,700
How did it go?
830
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:50,600
Uh,
831
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:53,500
the short version is
that I didn't get the job.
832
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,100
- What?
- I kind of skipped out on the interview.
833
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,600
It was my fault.
834
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,900
Hel-lo.
835
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,000
I, uh... I had
a personal emergency,
836
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,900
and Chuck really came through.
837
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:06,300
He probably wouldn't admit it,
but your brother is kind of a hero.
838
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:12,800
Would you excuse us?
839
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,200
Hey, uh,
840
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,500
buddy, you mind if... you mind if we take
a little five minute break?
841
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,300
Dude, are you kidding me?
Take ten if you need it.
842
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,300
So, uh, where did you get the costume?
843
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,700
The CIA can make anything.
844
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,600
What are you...
What are you doing?
845
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,100
Uh... smile.
846
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,400
Smile.
847
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,600
I, uh... I wanted to give you
a new photo of us,
848
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,700
and I figured that it should be something ...
849
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,300
- real.
- Chuck!
850
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,200
They're calling
for the worm, bro.
851
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,200
I'll, uh...
I'll see you outside.
852
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:01,400
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853
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,100
What were you
guys, uh...
854
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,400
what were you guys
talking about?
855
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,900
Oh, nothing.
856
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,000
Just, uh, you know.
857
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,700
Sarah was just telling me
858
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,000
that if she were stranded
on a desert island,
859
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,200
she would bring roast beef.
860
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,900
- She didn't say roast beef.
- Oh, she totally...
861
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:21,100
- She completely said roast beef.
- Oh, that's terrible.
862
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,300
Oh, that's a terrible sandwich,
it's a terrible sandwich.
863
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,300
You know, she's smart,
and she's sexy,
864
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,000
and kudos on her costume,
looked fantastic,
865
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,100
but who brings roast beef
to a deserted island?
866
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,600
That's a terrible choice.
867
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:40,600
uh, you know what?
You got to dump her.