- aloft airlines welcomes you
Aboard flight 18141.
- hey... Tori.
Hey.
- what?
- is this chicken?
- I think
It might be pineapple.
Or part of a thumb.
- ulch.
I can't eat airplane food.
Too gross. Ulch.
- and why is this now
On my tray table?
- 'cause I'm done with it.
- I don't care
If you're done with it.
Keep your garbage on...
- hey, hey, kid!
I told you to stop kicking
My seat.
- so?
- stop that!
- you're not the queen
Of this plane.
- excuse me.
Will you please do something
About your son?
- will you stop kicking
Her seat?
- no.
- some people are so rude.
- I know.
- this is Captain stubing.
Sorry about our late start
Today.
We should be arriving
In Los Angeles
At around 11:14 P.M.
- wait, what time did he say?
- 11:14.
- aw, great. 3 1/2 late.
- why do you care?
- I'm supposed to meet andre,
Beck and cat to write a script
For class that's due
In the morning.
- what teacher?
- gradstein.
- ooh, he's tough.
- no chiz.
- what is "chiz" anyway?
- andre thinks
It's a German sausage.
- --water.
- thank you.
- can I get you anything?
- uh, excuse me?
- yes?
- does this plane have wi-fi?
- no, but we do have wireless
Internet service.
- that's what wi-fi is.
- please don't give me
Attitude.
- what are you doing?
- I'm gonna see
If andre's online
So we can work over video chat.
- oh, smart.
Maybe you guys can, uh--
Did you just kick my seat again?
- why don't you ask your butt?
- look, if you don't
Knock it off,
I'm gonna tell
The flight attendant.
- ooh, you're a scary witch.
- I wish I was a witch
'cause I would take
My broomstick and I would...
- trina, sit.
- oh, good. Andre's online.
- I need some more air.
- you have a pimple
Under your arm.
- don't talk about it.
- Tori Vega, what's up?
- hey, I'm on the plane.
- you're on the plane?
Well if I were you,
I'd get in the plane.
So you're on the plane?
- and I'm not gonna land
Until after 11:00.
- oh, but we gotta write
That script for class.
- I know.
Wanna do it over video chat?
- yeah, sure.
I'll text cat and Beck
And tell 'em to get online.
- cool.
- will you pop this for me?
- no.
- I let you borrow
My green sweater last week.
- and that means
I should pop your pit pimple?!
- yes! We're sisters.
If you had a pit pimple, I'd--
Quit kicking my seat!
- quit kickin' my seat!
- your desserts.
- what is this?
- I dunno, pudding?
- aww. It's got fur on it.
- just like your pimple.
- oh.
[music]
♪ here I am once again ♪
♪ feeling lost ♪
♪ but now and then ♪
♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪
♪ and you don't know ♪
♪ where you are now ♪
♪ or what it would come to ♪
♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
♪ when you figure out how ♪
♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
♪ you disappear ♪
♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
♪ to put your dream in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
♪ you'll be ♪
♪ the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know ♪
♪ that if you live ♪
♪ in your imagination ♪
♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
♪ everybody's fascination ♪
♪ in my victory ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when I make it shine ♪
[music]
- woo. You're a long one.
- hey, tori.
- oh.
Hey, uh, did you get cat
And Beck?
- yeah, they're about
To get online.
- nice. Where are you?
- at my grandma's house.
- why are you
At your grandma's?
- she called me
And said she was scared
'cause the numbers
Kept changin'
On her digital clock.
- isn't that what clocks do?
- all I know is,
When I got here,
She was hidin' under her bed.
- did you get her out?
- uh-huh,
But I had to use butter.
Oh, cat's on.
- yep, I see.
Let me invite her.
- hey, are you gonna eat
Your pudding?
- you ate yours?
- yeah, I just scraped the fur
Right off the top,
It wasn't bad.
- go nuts.
- hi.
- whassup, little red?
- hey, cat.
- andre!
- one sec.
What's wrong, grandma?
- the numbers on my clock
Changed again!
- it's a clock, grandma.
The numbers are supposed
To change.
- what happened to my butter?
- I'll go to the store tomorrow
And get you some more butter.
[screaming]
- what was that?
- my grandmother just screamed.
- why, what happened?
- I don't know.
I think she saw herself
In a mirror.
- andre!
There's another me on the wall!
- it's okay, grandma!
Just introduce yourself.
I'm sure she's nice.
- Beck's online.
- oh, yeah.
- requesting...
- ow!
- what?
- that rotten kid behind me
Kicked my seat again
And made me poke my eye.
- I didn't kick your seat.
- you did too.
- how's your pit zit?
- that tears it!
- trina! Trina!
He's a little boy.
- yeah and I'm about to put him
Into a little hospital.
- you requested my face?
- hey, man.
- hi.
- hey, Beck.
- is that a dog with you?
- aw, look at the puppy.
- he's cute, huh?
- so cute.
- is he yours?
- nah, I'm watchin' him
For my neighbor while she's
At her cheerleading practice.
- you live next door
To a cheerleader?
- I do.
- figures.
I live next door
To a one-legged old man
Who throws lemons at me.
- so, what's up?
- tori's plane's late.
- I don't get in
Till almost midnight.
- but we gotta write the script
For gradstein's class.
- yeah, so we're gonna do it
Here over video chat.
- oh, sounds good.
- all right.
I will type...
- cat, read the assignment.
- 'kay, 'kay.
It says,
Write a single-scene script,
Between 7 and 10 pages.
The scene must involve
A mystery--ooh--
Use at least 3 characters,
And have a surprise plot Twist.
- got it.
- we can do that.
- ideas?
- hey, you guys wanna hear
A cute joke?
- a joke?
- yeah. Listen. Okay.
What did the young shrimp say
When his mom asked him
Why he wouldn't share
Any of his toys?
- what?
- sorry,
I'm a little shellfish.
Get it?
'cause shrimp
Are very self-centered.
- I think the joke
Is that shellfish sounds
Like selfish.
- oh, my God.
That's even funnier.
Okay, back to the script.
- hey.
What if our script's about a kid
Who goes into a closet
To look for something and--ulch.
- what?
- who was that?
- Robbie's requesting
To join our chat.
- hey.
- hi.
- 'sup?
- hey, Rob.
- hey, Robbie.
What did the young shrimp say
When his mom asked--
- I'm a little shellfish,
You told me yesterday.
- poo.
- listen,
I need your guys' help.
- you need professional help.
- I don't either!
- Robbie...
- we're trying to work
On a script
That's due in the morning.
- this'll just take a second.
- okay, what's your problem?
- well, on Friday at school,
I asked Rex if he wanted
To see a movie with me
On Sunday night.
True or false?
- you said, "how would you feel
"about seein' a movie
On Sunday night?"
And I said,
"sounds like a plan."
- exactly.
And now it's Sunday night
And Rex says he has other plans.
- which I do.
- why would you go
And make other plans
When you said you'd see a movie
With me?
- you guys.
- I never said
I would see a movie with you.
I said, "sounds like a plan."
- what's the difference?
- you never called me
To confirm.
- I'm gonna get a rootbeer.
- Robbie, Rex, you guys
Work this out yourselves.
- bye, Robbie.
- wait, no, don't kick us out
Of the chat!
No, don't!
- all right,
Back to our script.
- hey, what if we write
About a giraffe
Who learns to love?
- a giraffe?
- that's not good.
- no.
- let's just stick with the kid
In the closet.
- right.
So I was thinking,
Maybe he comes home from school
Looking for something,
And he goes into his closet,
And there's like a small,
Secret door in the back of--cat.
What are you doing?
- I clicked on rainbow.
Woooooooo.
-ill you please stop that?
- we gotta do this project.
- sorry.
- now where were we?
- uh, the kid goes
Into his closet.
- right.
And maybe it's not a normal kid.
Maybe he's like created
By scientists
In a government lab or...
- who's that?
- jade.
Let me see what she wants.
- aww.
- hey, look.
We're doing this project
That's due tomorrow morning,
So...
- where have you been?
- home. Why?
- I left you a voicemail
And you haven't called me back.
- I'm doing homework.
- so you wanna break up
With me.
- wait. No. No.
Why would you think
That I want to break up
With you...
- why do you have that animal?
- my neighbor's dog.
- his neighbor the cheerleader.
- cheerleader?
- why? Why would you say that?
- sorry.
- you know
What cheerleaders have?
Pep.
- pep?
- did she say pep?
- why are you doing favors
For a cheerleader,
And what is she doing for you?
- it's not what you think.
She's just...
- I'm coming over there.
- no, no.
You don't need to...
- all right.
So far we have nothing.
So it'd be great if we could do
A little writing together, okay?
- look!
I'm in a kaleidoscope.
- oh, how does she do that?
- you just click effects
On the lower left.
- this is not a time
For effects.
- wooooooooooo.
- hey, look at me!
You guys are giving me
A headache.
- andre...
- ooh! I'm getting dizzy.
Look at me, I'm spinning around.
- what effect is that?
- it's spinning clockwise.
- why tell her that?!
- whoa. Look at me.
- we're not making progress.
- here I go!
- andre, I need you to focus
And keep your eyes...
- I'm spinning.
I can't focus on anything.
- it's like a space ship.
- I'm princess rotation.
- you guys.
We have a project to work on.
I'm not gonna sit here and watch
You guys spin clockwise!
- hey, you heard the lady.
Ready?
- counterclockwise!
- oh. Reverse!
We're in reverse now.
- that's not what I meant.
- look at me
Going back in time.
- when did I become
The mature one?
- I don't know. Quit it!
- make me!
- oh, I'm gonna make you, kid.
- you guys.
This is no time
To fool around.
- you cannot treat me
Like that.
Excuse me.
Your son is being a brat.
- all right.
So the little boy yells...
Will you stop that?
- what?!
- stop dancing in your seat
Like a weirdo!
So the little boy yells what?
- how about,
"mom! There's evil in my closet!
Eviiiilll!"
- okay. Good.
How do I spell eviiiilll?
- use four is and three ls.
- got it. Okay.
Now, why don't we say
The mom walks into the closet
To find her son's face
Being eaten by...
- look! Now I'm a cherry pie.
I'm pie girl!
But don't bite off my nose.
- cat! We have a 10-page script
Due tomorrow morning
And we're on page three,
And you're not helping at all.
Now will you please stop
Acting like a child?!
- there she goes.
- look.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
Please don't cry.
I was frustrated because--oh.
- what happened?
- I made cat cry
And she signed off.
- well, you have to learn
To be more careful
With people's feelings.
- stop kicking my seat
You worthless little nub!
- shut up, old lady!
- are you gonna let your kid
Talk to me that way?!
- I gotta take a wazz.
- enjoy your wazz!
- so where are we
In the script?
- still page three.
The boy says, "mom!
"there's evil in my closet!
Eviiilll!"
- right.
- oh, yeah.
- okay. So next,
Why don't we say the closet
Starts turning into, like,
A fiery den of...
- is that Robbie again?
- yeah.
He wants to re-join our chat.
- no.
- deny it.
- denied.
- move back.
- where are you going?
- the tanning salon.
Where do you think I'm going?
I gotta take a wazz.
- the nub's dad
Is in the bathroom.
- I'm not going back there.
I'm gonna go pee
In the first class lavatory.
- you're not allowed to.
- yeah, yeah. Move.
- ah!
- ah! What was that?!
- that was trina's butt.
- that was horrible.
- your sister's a freak.
- yeah. I know.
- but she's kinda hot.
- did you just call
My sister hot?
- yep. But you're hotter.
- so, who is your new
Boyfriend there?
- not cute, andre.
[knocking]
- what's that noise?
- open the door.
- is that jade?
- yeah. I'm busy working
On a project!
- I need to talk to you.
- sorry. Door's locked.
[door being forcefully opened]
Now it's not locked.
- she has a key?
- no, she has a foot.
- what is going on?
- you just kicked my door open.
- put the dog down and tell me
About this cheerleader chick
Who lives next door.
- I'm not gonna put
The dog down.
- oh, aren't you?
- if you wanna meet
The cheerleader,
She'll be back any minute
To pick up her dog.
- then I'll wait for her.
- whatever you want.
- okay, can we get back
To writing the script now?
- yeah, let's get this done.
- okay. Boy's in the closet.
Face being eaten.
Mom walks in and...
- another video chat request?
- who is it now?
- someone named
Lilóstephanie21.
- who's she?
- I don't know. Let me see.
- hello.
- Robbie!
- dude!
- oh, come on.
- you created
A fake screen name?
- well, you denied my real one.
- but why lilóstephanie21?
- 'cause lilóstephanie1
Through 20 were taken! What?
- you couldn't have picked
A boy's name?
- says a lot, doesn't it?
- look, don't you guys agree
That if a person says
He'll see a movie with you
On Sunday night,
He should honor that commitment
And not just leave me hanging.
- what happened to Robbie?
- my finger.
- ah.
- all passengers, please...
- move, move, move.
- ah!
- it's back!
- will you stop wiggling
Your butt in my friends' faces?
- guess who I just met
In first class!
- who?
- Perez Hilton!
- shut up.
- I swear! Row one seat b!
- oh, man, please tell me
You didn't bother Perez Hilton.
- I had to!
- trina.
- do you realize
How powerfule is in Hollywood?
He can make me famous overnight!
- so you talked to him?
- I tried to,
But then he called
The flight attendant
Who called the sky marshal
And then they escorted me
Out of first class.
- so why are you all smiley?
- I got his camera!
- why?
- 'cause tomorrow
I'll email him,
Say I found his camera,
And he'll be so grateful
When I give it back
That he'll write about me
In his blog and I'll be famous!
- what ever happened
To getting famous
By having some talent?
- talent has nothing to do
With being famous.
- oh, now who?
- somebody wants
To join our chat.
- it's probably Robbie again.
- ugh.
- what's the screen name?
- Mr. Skinny jeans.
- that's sinjin.
- hey guys.
I see you're video chatting.
- what you need?
'cause we're really kinda busy.
- are you on a plane?
- yeah, I'm on a plane.
- and they have wi-fi?
- no, sinjin.
I have the world's longest
Internet cable
Hanging out the window.
- nuh-uh.
Airplane windows don't open.
- hey, wait a minute. Sinjin?
- hi, jade.
- where did you get that lamp?
-- at the lamp store.
- it looks exactly like
The lamp I have
In my den at home.
- oh. Weird.
- are you in my house?!
Take your computer with you!
- please don't tell my mother.
- all right,
We're not accepting
Any more chat requests, okay?
- good.
- agreed.
- andre!
Stop talking to yourself!
- grandma,
I'm not talking to myself.
I'm talking to tori and Beck.
- that's a lie!
They're not here!
- I know that.
I'm talking to them online. See?
- hi, Mrs. Harris.
- how you doing?
- I don't understand this!
- grandma.
- ah! Grandma!
- aw, grandma!
Just go sit down on your couch!
- it's just me, Mrs. Harris.
- leave me alone!
- guess that just leaves
You and me.
- and me.
- let's just get an f
And be done with this.
- oh, come on. We can finish
This script ourselves.
- you really want to?
- sure.
Why don't we just try to--
[knock on door]
- oh. Now what?
- is that your cheerleader
Friend?
- come in.
- yeah! Come in!
- hi, Beck.
- hi, Allie.
Jade, this is
My next door neighbor, Allie.
Allie, this is my girlfriend,
Jade.
- nice to meet you.
- hello, Allie.
- thanks for taking care
Of sparkles.
- any time, kiddo.
- your girlfriend's pretty.
- I know.
- bye.
- see you.
- wow, jade, looks like
You got some competition there.
- you gonna say you're sorry?
- you didn't tell me
She was nine.
- you didn't give me a chance.
- oh, don't try
To turn this around on me!
- hey. Beck.
- you love making me jealous.
You could've said she's nine.
I wouldn't have gotten
Upset with you.
- listen.
Can you guys fight later?
- stay out of this, tori!
- but I just need Beck
To help me write--
- oh.
- now what are you gonna do?
- I am gonna finish writing
This script myself.
We have 62 minutes
Until we land, and I'm sure
If I type really fast,
I can get this done--
- you!
- Perez!
- oh, my God.
You're Perez Hilton!
- you took my camera!
- no, no I didn't!
- yes, you did.
It's in your hand!
- I'll give it back
If you write about me!
- no! It doesn't work that way!
Give me my camera!
- oh, come on!
- trina!
- you don't understand.
- give me my camera!
- this is a big deal to me.
This is like something
I've waited for my whole life.
No, no, no!
- oh, my God!
Perez Hilton is on my lap!
- can you invite me
To your party.
- no. Stop it.
- this is a really big
Deal to me.
- gimme my camera.
You're a freak.
You're crazy.
- I love you, Perez.
- trina!
Stop harassing Perez Hilton!
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