SEE THAT? I REDID THE WHOLE ROOM IN RETRO-HIP.
YOU GOT YOUR RAT PACK OVER HERE,
YOUR ELVIS MOTIF THERE,
A BRAND NEW HAIR ACCOUTERMENTS CENTER HERE.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED
BUT I HAD TO TAKE DOWN YOUR PINK BUNNY WALLPAPER.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
STEPH, I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THOSE STUPID PINK BUNNIES FOR 3 YEARS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER?
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
I DIDN'T ASK. OF COURSE.
HEY, WHERE ARE THE BUNNIES?
THE BUNNIES WENT BYE-BYE.
BUT I LOVED THE BUNNIES.
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
I HAPPENED TO SAVE ONE VERY SPECIAL IMPORTANT BUNNY FOR YOU,
AND I FRAMED HIM, AND HERE HE IS.
NOW THIS ROOM IS COOL.
COOL!
COOL, BABY!
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
â™ª WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE â™ª
â™ª AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE â™ª
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
YOU KNOW, GIRLS,
EVERY YEAR, WE WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS
AND STUFF OUR FACES WITH JUNK FOOD.
THIS YEAR, LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.
EVERY TIME YOU MAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING,
WE GET IN TROUBLE.
I'LL BET YOU FIVE MARSHMALLOWS
AT LEAST ONE GUY FROM GUNS 'N ROSES FALLS OFF THE STAGE.
FOUR COOKIES SAY THEY DON'T EVEN FIND THE STAGE.
LET'S PLAY PILLOW FIGHT.
GOOD ONE, MICHELLE.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL FUNNY, DEEJ.
PILLOW FIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, TANNERS!
OHH!
YOU'RE HISTORY, GIBBLER!
YOU GUYS ARE HISTORY!
NO!
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTERS!
IS EVERYBODY OK?
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
I THOUGHT I COVERED EVERYTHING,
BUT APPARENTLY I FORGOT TO MENTION
NEVER OPEN A WINDOW WITH A COAT RACK.
OK, SOMEBODY START EXPLAINING.
THEY DID IT.
YOU LITTLE SQUEALER.
YOU STARTED THE PILLOW FIGHT.
MICHELLE, DID YOU START A PILLOW FIGHT?
YES, I DID.
MICHELLE, THAT WAS WRONG.
YOU GIRLS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
WHY ARE WE IN TROUBLE?
BECAUSE SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SET AN EXAMPLE.
WE DID. WE SET AN EXAMPLE
OF HOW DESTRUCTIVE PILLOW FIGHTS CAN BE.
NICE TRY. NOW, ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL DAD'S HANDBOOK,
THE PUNISHMENT FOR FURNITURE THROUGH A WINDOW
IS RAKING THE YARD TO PAY FOR IT
AND NO MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS.
BOY, MR. T, YOU SUCKED ALL THE FUN OUT OF THIS ROOM.
KIMMY, I KNOW I SHOULD PUNISH YOU
AND NOT YOUR PARENTS,
BUT I'M SENDING YOU HOME.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU, BOYS.
JOEY...
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE STRANGE
TO BUY REBECCA'S ENGAGEMENT RING
FROM A GUY WHO'S SELLING JEWELRY OUT OF A TACKLE BOX?
STU HAS THE BEST PRICES IN TOWN.
BESIDES, HE GAVE ME
A GREAT DEAL ON THIS ROLEX.
JOEY, THAT SAYS "ROLOX."
SO, KIDS, GIVE ME A PRICE RANGE.
YOU DEEPLY IN LOVE, MODERATELY IN LOVE,
OR DESPERATE FOR COMPANIONSHIP?
LISTEN, STU, I WANNA GET BECKY A RING THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO SPECTACULAR, THAT SHE'LL HAVE NO IDEA THAT I'M ON A BUDGET.
BUDGET. WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE
IN OUR ZIP-LOCK DEPARTMENT HERE.
NOW, THIS IS GOING TO BE
WHAT YOU CALL YOUR STARTER RING--
VERY POPULAR WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL CROWD.
STU, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
IS THAT A DIAMOND
OR A REALLY SHINY PIECE OF LINT?
I HAD A RING JUST LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID.
[IMITATES SLIDE WHISTLE]
I GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THIS, STU.
NOW HERE'S SOMETHING
FROM OUR "STU, I GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THIS" COLLECTION.
WHOA!
NOW THAT'S A HEADLIGHT.
OH, STU, THIS RING IS BEAUTIFUL.
HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING HERE?
THAT'S GONNA RUN YOU, UH...
HAVE MERCY, I HOPE THAT'S YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
HI, GUYS.
HEY, BECK.
OH, JESS.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE ACTUALLY PICKING OUT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN A STORE?
BECAUSE, LITTLE LADY, ONLY STU
COULD BRING A RING LIKE THIS RIGHT INTO YOUR HOME.
STU--
[GASPS]
OH, SWEETHEART, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
BECKY, YOU SURE THE DIAMOND
IS THE RIGHT SIZE FOR YOU?
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN THIS.
ALL RIGHT, IF THIS IS THE RING YOU WANT
THIS IS THE RING YOU'RE GONNA GET.
REBECCA DONALDSON, THIS IS A SYMBOL
OF MY UNDYING DEVOTION TO YOU.
OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SUCH A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER.
OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
I HAVE TO CALL MY MOTHER.
I LOVE YOU.
WHAT A ROCK!
DID YOU SEE THAT, JOEY? DID YOU SEE HER FACE?
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER HAPPIER.
JESS.
WHOA!
"THEN MR. KNOX SAID,
"FOXING SUCKS. OUR GAME IS DONE, SIR.
THANK YOU FOR A LOT OF FUN, SIR."
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST FUN OF ALL-- BEDTIME.
READ IT AGAIN, PLEASE.
DADDY SAID IT'S TIME FOR BED.
DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD. YOUR STORY'S READ.
IT'S TIME FOR BED. TO BED, I SAID.
YOU OUGHT TO LAY OFF THAT SEUSS, MAN.
SING ME THE TEDDY BEAR SONG.
MICHELLE, IT'S BEDTIME.
NO. IT'S TEDDY BEAR TIME.
COME ON, GUYS. ONE TUNE. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OKAY. ONE TUNE.
THIS ONE'S GOING OUT TO A LITTLE LADY
WHO'S ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP.
2, 3, 4...
♪ OH, BABY, LET ME BE ♪
♪ YOUR LOVIN' TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ A-PUT A CHAIN AROUND MY NECK ♪
♪ AND LEAD ME ANYWHERE ♪
♪ WON'T YOU LET ME BE ♪
♪ OH, LET HIM BE ♪
♪ YOUR TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ BA BA DA DA BA BA DA DA ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR TIGER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE TIGERS PLAY TOO ROUGH ♪
♪ DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LION ♪
♪ 'CAUSE LIONS AIN'T THE KIND YOU LOVE ♪
♪ ENOUGH ♪
♪ I JUST WANNA BE ♪
♪ BA BA DA DA ♪
♪ YOUR TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ BA BA DA DA BA BA DA DA ♪
♪ A-WRAP YOUR CHAIN AROUND MY NECK ♪
♪ AND LEAD ME ANYWHERE ♪
♪ WON'T YOU LET ME BE ♪
♪ OH, LET HIM BE ♪
♪ YOUR TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ I JUST WANNA BE YOUR TEDDY BEAR ♪
♪ OOH ♪♪
ONE MORE TIME!
♪ BABY, LET ME BE-- ♪♪
JOEY, IT'S OVER.
OK, MICHELLE, YOU HAD YOUR LITTLE SONG.
NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
GOOD NIGHT KISS.
GOOD NIGHT, MICHELLE.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. SWEET DREAMS.
THIS IS NUTS. I'M OUT OF HERE.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.
HE'S GONNA SELL HIS ELVIS GUITAR
TO PAY FOR BECKY'S RING.
HE IS?
JESS, HOW CAN YOU SELL YOUR ELVIS GUITAR?
IT'S YOUR BABY.
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT SPECIAL.
[DISARMS CAR ALARM]
IT'S JUST A PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED, ONE OF A KIND NATIONAL TREASURE
THAT THE KING USED TO SERENADE A BUNCH OF HILLBILLIES
OFF THE BACK OF A CHICKEN TRUCK IN KISSIN' COUSINS.
I'M BACK.
WELL, YOU BETTER GET BACK IN BED.
NO WAY, JOSE.
GUYS, I THINK SOMETHING'S REALLY BOTHERING MICHELLE.
SHE'S NEVER CALLED ME JOSE BEFORE.
IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU, PRINCESS?
I WANNA PLAY.
DEEPLY TROUBLED CHILD.
EXCUSE US ONE SECOND, YOUR MAJESTY.
WHY DON'T YOU GO WAIT IN YOUR LITTLE ROOM.
WE'LL COME SEE YOU IN A MOMENT. THANK YOU.
WANNA KNOW MICHELLE'S PROBLEM?
WE TREAT HER LIKE THE QUEEN OF 3-YEAR-OLDS.
WELL SHE IS. SHE'S ADORABLE.
AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T MELT
WHEN SHE STICKS THOSE TWO LITTLE THUMBS UP
AND SAYS, "YOU GOT IT, DUDE."
I'M TELLING YOU GUYS, SHE'S JUST TESTING US, OKAY?
I WAS READING IN MODERN MOM MAGAZINE--
YOU READ MODERN MOM MAGAZINE?
WELL I WAS IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR WITH BECKY
AND I NEEDED SOMETHING TO READ
AND THIS OTHER LADY ALREADYGOT THE NEW COSMO.
SO... WHAT DO YOU CARE?
THE POINT IS THAT IT SAID THAT KIDS MICHELLE'S AGE
ARE GONNA TEST THEIR LIMITS.
AND THAT'S WHEN YOU GOTTA GET TOUGH,
SET THE RULES AND STICK TO THEM.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GOTTA LAY DOWN THE LAW
AND SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS.
GOOD, THE VIDEO AWARDS ARE STARTING.
NOW KIMMY, MOVE THE TV A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
KEEP GOING.
THERE. THAT'S PERFECT.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
WE CAN'T PLAY.
WE'RE GROUNDED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME VERY MUCH.
MICHELLE, THERE YOU ARE.
D.J., WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
OH, JUST THE STARS.
REALLY?
OH, I SEE STARS, ALL RIGHT--
M.C. HAMMER, BILLY IDOL...
OH, HI, MR. GIBBLER!
I THINK HE'S YELLING SOMETHING AT ME.
HE SAID GET A NEW HOBBY
OR HE'S CALLING THE POLICE.
THAT'S IT. I WANT BOTH YOU GIRLS IN BED RIGHT NOW.
WHAT? MICHELLE'S NOT EVEN IN BED YET.
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT MICHELLE.
JUST GET A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP.
YOU GOT A FULL DAY OF RAKING LEAVES AHEAD OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LITTLE PRINCESS.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
ALL OF A SUDDEN, MICHELLE IS CINDERELLA
AND WE'RE THE UGLY STEPSISTERS?
WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY?
UH, DANNY. SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS.
OK.
SWEETHEART...
IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
OH, SHE'S SHAKING NOW.
OBSERVE. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, KID,
CLOSE YOUR EYES. COUNT SOME SHEEP.
BA-DA-BING, WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
OK, GOOD NIGHT KISS.
GOOD NIGHT, MICHELLE.
GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. SWEET DREAMS.
SEE THAT? ONCE YOU PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN,
THE REST IS A PIECE OF CAKE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
CAN I COME OUT, PLEASE?
NO. GO BACK TO BED.
PLEASE LET ME OUT.
OH, PLEASE, LET HER OUT.
I WANT A DRINK OF WATER.
YOU JUST HAD ONE.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
YOU WENT ALREADY.
PLEASE LET ME OUT.
OH, LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE FINGERS.
OH, IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS REACHING OUT FOR HUMAN CONTACT?
COME ON, GUYS. HANG TOUGH. HOLD ON HERE.
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?
WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS MADE OF STONE OR SOMETHING?
CAREFUL, MICHELLE. WE'RE COMING IN.
LET'S PARTY, DUDES!
YEAH, I GUESS WE SHOWED HER WHO'S BOSS.
YES, I'M READY.
HOO HOO HOO HOO!
HEY! WHAT'S UP?
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
MICHELLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WATCHING ARSENIO.
LET'S GET BUSY!
YOUNG LADY,
I TOLD YOU TO GET INTO BED.
WANT SOME CHICKEN?
THANKS.
MICHELLE, I THINK IT'S TIME
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF SLEEP.
YOU SEE, THE AMOUNT OF SLEEP A PERSON NEEDS
IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONATE TO THEIR AGE.
FOR EXAMPLE, A PERSON YOUR AGE
PROBABLY NEEDS ONLY 10 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT,
WHEREAS A PERSON MY AGE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET BY
ON, OH, SIX OR SEVEN.
OF COURSE, AS WITH ALL RULES, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS.
A BEAR, HE CAN SLEEP ALL WINTER.
WHEREAS AN OWL IS UP ALL NIGHT.
MICHELLE?
MICHELLE.
[SIGH]
WE'LL GO OVER ALL OF THIS AGAIN TOMORROW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LEAVING YOUR TRAIL SO YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY BACK?
LEAVES!
MICHELLE! CUT IT OUT!
THAT'S IT!
YOU WRECK THEM, YOU RAKE THEM.
GIRLS, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MAKING MICHELLE DO YOUR PUNISHMENT.
BUT, DAD, SHE RAN--
STEPH, SAVE YOUR ENERGY.
YOU'LL NEED IT TO RAKE.
DADDY, I WANNA GO SWIMMING.
NO, MICHELLE. IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE.
NO SWIMMING,
BUT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR RAKING LEAVES.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
MICHELLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GOING SWIMMING.
BUT DAD SAID NO.
WELL, I SAID YES.
BUT IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE.
THAT'S WHY I'M SWIMMING INSIDE.
JOEY, WHY DID WE EVER AGREE TO DO A COMMERCIAL
FOR THE NATIONAL LIVER COUNCIL?
YOU GUYS, CAN I INTERRUPT?
PLEASE.
JESS, HONEY, I HAD MY RING APPRAISED FOR INSURANCE.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETHEART.
WELL, I AM WORRIED, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
YOU SOLD YOUR ELVIS GUITAR TO HELP PAY FOR IT.
WHO TOLD YOU I--
JOSEPH?
WELL, NOW, IT'S NOT JOEY'S FAULT.
I MADE HIM TELL ME.
WHAT'D SHE DO? TWIST YOUR ARM?
NO. SHE BENT MY THUMB BACK LIKE THIS,
AND IT REALLY HURT.
GET OUT, LIVER BOY.
OK, LIVERACE.
LOOK, BECKY. THE RING IS PAID FOR. CASE CLOSED.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT TOO.
REMEMBER YOUR FAVORITE GUITAR?
THANK YOU. THIS IS VERY SWEET, BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT THE GUITAR.
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE LIKE YOU CHIPPING IN FOR YOUR OWN RING.
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
EVERYTHING. IT'S A TRADITION WE'RE TALKING HERE.
MAN BUYS WOMAN RING, WOMAN WEARS RING,
MAN AND WOMAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
NOWHERE IN THE STORY
DOES IT SAY, "WOMAN BUYS GUITAR."
HOW AM I POSSIBLY SUPPOSED TO RESPOND
TO THAT KIND OF TWISTED NEANDERTHAL LOGIC?
VERY SIMPLE. BY SAYING, "JESSE, YOU'RE RIGHT,
"YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT,
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT."
OH, I'LL STITCH A SAMPLER OF THAT
AND HANG IT OVER THE MANTEL.
LOOK, JESS. IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE GUITAR,
THE I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ACCEPT THE RING.
BECKY.
NOW, JESSE, LOOK. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
THIS TOUGH, MACHO GUY WITH ME.
WE'RE A TEAM NOW,
AND I WOULD LIKE IT IF OUR MARRIAGE
WAS AN EQUAL PARTNERSHIP.
SO LET ME BE AS GENEROUS TO YOU
AS YOU ARE TO ME.
BECK, LISTEN, IT ALL MAKES SENSE TO ME,
BUT I JUST CAN'T TAKE THE GUITAR BACK.
IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
OKAY. HOW DOES THIS FEEL?
OW OW OW OW!
TAKE IT BACK!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT BACK.
SEE, JESS?
YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT.
YOU ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT.
RIGHT.
TOOT TOOT.
HAVING FUN, MICHELLE?
SURF'S UP, DUDES.
SURF'S UP, DUDES?
NO. YOUR TIME'S UP, DUDETTE.
I'M CALLING DAD.
WAIT. IS THERE ANY POSSIBLE WAY
WE CAN GET BLAMED FOR THIS?
NOT THIS TIME.
LOOK AT HER. SHE'S A SITTING DUCK.
WE GOT HER NOW.
DAD, GET IN HERE!
HURRY UP!
GIRLS, WHAT'S ALL THE--
NO SHOES IN THE POOL.
GIRLS, YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
HE'S BLAMING US!
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
DAD, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
MICHELLE DRAGGED IN HER POOL,
MICHELLE FILLED IT WITH WATER,
MICHELLE BLEW UP HER FLOATIES,
AND MICHELLE THREW HERSELF A POOL PARTY.
DAD, THE KEY WORD HERE IS...
MICHELLE.
WELL IF YOU SAW HER DO ALL THOSE THINGS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY AND STOP HER?
BECAUSE YOU LET HER DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
I DON'T.
YES, YOU DO. I'M A LITTLE PRINCESS.
UH-OH.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
WHAT? SHE'S OFF THE HOOK AGAIN?
SHE IS REALLY GOOD.
SHE'S NOT OFF THE HOOK.
OK, LITTLE PRINCESS, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK.
AM I IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER?
YES, MA'AM.
STAND UP, PLEASE.
GIRLS, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT,
I NEED TO TALK TO MICHELLE
ABOUT HER VERY FIRST PUNISHMENT.
NAIL HER, DAD.
IF SHE TRIES TO PULL ANY OF THAT CUTE STUFF,
THINK OF YOUR WET SHOE.
I'LL REMEMBER THAT.
MICHELLE, YOU'VE HAD IT PRETTY EASY AROUND HERE.
I LIKE IT HERE.
WELL, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE.
THE TRUTH IS,
MICHELLE, YOU'RE VERY, VERY SPECIAL TO ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY LAST LITTLE BABY,
AND I GUESS, IN A WAY,
I WANTED YOU TO STAY THAT WAY.
BUT I GOTTA FACE IT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW.
SO IF YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG,
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE PUNISHED.
IS IT OVER NOW?
NO. LISTENING TO ME TALK IS NOT PUNISHMENT...
ALTHOUGH IT DOES SEEM TO HELP YOU GO TO SLEEP.
HONEY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
OHH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
MY SHOE IS WET.
OK. MY SHOE IS WET.
MY SHOE IS WET.
IT'S WET. I CAN FEEL IT.
♪ THIS IS NO FUN ♪
♪ NO FUN ♪
♪ LOOKING AT THE WALL ♪♪
MICHELLE...
YES, DADDY?
ARE YOU READY TO BE A GOOD GIRL NOW?
I'LL BE A VERY GOOD GIRL.
GOOD. AND DID YOU LEARN A LESSON FROM ALL OF THIS?
YES, I DID.
NO SWIMMING IN THE KITCHEN.
YES, NO SWIMMING IN THE KITCHEN,
THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,
BUT THERE'S A BIGGER LESSON HERE.
DADDY, UNCLE JESSE, AND JOEY,
WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU,
SO HONEY, WHEN WE ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING,
YOU SHOULD DO IT.
DEAL?
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
OK, THEN, PUNISHMENT IS OVER.
TIME TO PLAY!
NO, IT'S NOT. TIME FOR BED.
CAN WE WATCH ARSENIO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED.
YOU THINK RIGHT.
IT'S TIME FOR BED.
TO BED, I SAID.
DADDY,
AM I STILL YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS?
OH, YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
AHH.
LET ME KISS YOU.
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