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NARRATOR:
Previously on 90210:
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IVY:
Dixon, meet Oscar.
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He's been staying with us,
interning at the record label.
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And I've just decided
to stay the year.
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Is it just me
or is our sexual tension palpable?
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JAVIER:
You don't have the gift.
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See this? I've got ten songs in here
that are gonna be huge hits. I will...
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ADRIANNA:
I can't believe Javier's dead.
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I have a lot of new material,
stuff that no one's heard.
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- Come on, Teddy.
- Unh!
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I may never play again.
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It's time to have some fun.
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To moving on.
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My baby doesn't need
a public school teacher as a father.
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Hey Jen, it's me.
Look, I deserve a chance.
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- No, no.
- If this is about Naomi, she's over me.
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Friends don't date
friend's ex-boyfriends.
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I accused this guy
of sexual harassment
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and I made it up.
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Your whole harassment fantasy,
you're trying to provoke me.
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Get away from me, perv.
Stop or I will tell.
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Who you gonna tell?
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- Yeah, yeah, Naomi.
- Come on, let's go. Everybody out.
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Ha, ha.
Why are you so uncomfortable?
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Is it because you wanna have sex
with me?
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No, Silver, wait.
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JEN: Edie Sedgwick,
blew through her trust fund.
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Dead of a drug overdose at 28.
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Next. Ah. Lindsay Lohan.
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DUI arrests, rehab stints,
a trip to jail.
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- Next.
NAOMl: Enough.
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- This is freaking ridiculous, Jen. Oh.
- Language, Naomi.
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Look, I think it's clear
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that when young people have access
to large amounts of money
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before they're emotionally
and mentally ready,
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they can't handle it.
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Which is why I propose we push back
the date of Naomi's trust fund
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till she's at least 21.
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- What?
- Twenty-five is better.
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You are a psychopath.
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- You...
- Watch out.
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You see, this is exactly the kind
of behaviour that I am afraid of.
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- You should be afraid. You should be.
- That's enough.
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I think giving you access to so
much money is a recipe for disaster.
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I think your tie with your shirt
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- is a recipe for disaster.
- Please let me finish.
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My personal feelings aside,
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I can't change the terms
of your trust fund.
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What?
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As of today, you are officially
a very wealthy woman.
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- Do exercise prudence.
- Ha, ha.
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- I get my money?
- You get your money.
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I get my... I get my money? I, ah...
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Oh, my God, I get my money.
I get my money.
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You can suck it Jen, I am rich.
Ha-ha-ha. I'm rich.
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Ah! I love your tie, by the way. I do.
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And this is like the best day of my life
because I'm so rich.
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[LAUGHING]
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What do you think?
Bed, chair or up against the wall?
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Oscar, no. I told you it's over.
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Now, come on.
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I feel like we're just hitting our stride.
Why stop now?
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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IVY: Ma, you got my boots.
- One sec, hon, I'm just changing.
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That's why. Ivy's back home.
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Now, I don't think she'd be into me
screwing her classmate.
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Isn't she a free spirit
like her mother?
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[GRUNTS]
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Kid's way more traditional
than she lets on.
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When she was in grade school,
she used to draw these pictures
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with a mom and dad
and straight-up white picket fence.
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[LAUREL CHUCKLES]
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But now that she's an adult
with her own experiences...
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She's not experienced, trust me.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[CHUCKLES]
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WOMAN:
That's good.
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Thanks.
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- Oh, my Go... I'm... I'm so sorry.
- Unh!
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- It's fine, really.
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I've always hated these pants.
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I've been looking for a reason
to get rid of them.
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- Must be some book.
- Uh, a play actually.
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August, Osage County. Right on.
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- Definitely spill worthy.
- You know it?
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I'm a playwright,
aspiring-slash-bartender.
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But I just transferred to UCLA
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so I might have to transition
to aspiring screenwriter, right?
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Well, you'd be surprised.
L.A. actually has a great theatre scene.
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In fact, um...
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Here. It's playing this month
at Abbott Playhouse.
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- What, are you their publicist?
- An intern-slash-theatre geek.
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I've been hanging out
at the wrong theatres.
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- I'm Charlie.
- Um, Annie.
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And can I at least pay
for your dry-cleaning?
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No, definitely not.
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But, uh, you could buy me a coffee
sometime.
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Call it even. Better yet,
you could take me to the theatre.
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I hear there's a lot of great stuff
at this Abbot Playhouse.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Yeah, um, well, the thing is...
- You're seeing someone.
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Not exactly, but, well,
there's something kind of...
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Something unresolved.
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- Gotcha.
- Mm-hm.
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Okay, how about this? Um, may I?
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Take my number and, uh, just in case,
whatever it is resolves,
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you know, you got it.
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- Well, it was nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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Sorry. Ha, ha.
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TEDDY:
Hey.
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[SIGHS]
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Please just let me explain.
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I know what it looked like,
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but Naomi hit on me completely
out of the blue.
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I was as surprised as you were.
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Come on, you think
I'd really do something that stupid?
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- Why would she?
- I have no idea.
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All I know is that I would never
do anything like that to you.
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Never.
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean
that you weren't a complete jerk.
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Just because you go through
a hard time
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doesn't mean
you can take it out on me.
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I know.
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I was just drunk.
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Yeah, I know all about mean drunks.
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My mom was one.
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It's not an excuse.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to bring that up for you.
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Can we just forget about it?
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Yeah.
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- I'd like that.
- Good.
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NAOMl: Nice necklace.
- I'm not wearing...
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- Oh, what is this?
- Ha, ha.
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A little prezzie
in honour of my birthday.
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Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
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And you're giving me a present
because?
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Because you stuck by me
when I was down and out.
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Was driving a clunker,
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waxing from a kit,
shopping off the rack. Ha, ha.
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But it's all in the past now
because I have my money back
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and I'm going to throw
the party of the century.
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- Are you free tonight?
- Uh, yeah.
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Great. It's gonna be a blowout.
Oh, my god, I'm 18
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and I am ready
for the 17-year-old kiddie crap
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- to be put behind me.
- Mm-hm.
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Well, there's definitely still some
17-year-old kiddie crap
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you gotta deal with
because Silver is very pissed.
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You better come up with a really great
explanation for hitting on Teddy
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because a necklace
just isn't gonna cut it.
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I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
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When you're conducting interviews,
it's critical to remain detached.
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Where you think your interview is
gonna go is rarely where it does go.
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When a subject takes you
someplace unexpected,
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when you find the depth,
often the pain,
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well, then you found your story.
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All right, ready to practice?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- What am I interviewing you about?
- Who knows? Find the story.
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Oh, okay. Um, ahem.
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All right, what made you decide
to be a teacher?
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Uh, my father was a teacher
and I always looked up to him.
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- Mm, that's nice.
- Detached.
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- That's interesting?
- Better.
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Ha, ha. Okay. Um...
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Can you tell me a little
about your family?
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Uh, mom, dad,
sickeningly sweet marriage.
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- Mm-hm.
- Older sister, hell to grow up with.
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- Very nice lady now.
- Ha, ha.
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Uh, what about your wife?
Where'd you meet her?
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She was my next-door neighbour.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm sorry,
you've, uh, hit a spot there.
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She left me recently.
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See? You never know
where the pain's gonna be located.
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- I'm so sorry. This has been...
- No.
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I'm sorry that, you know, you...
That you're going through this.
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You don't deserve it.
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You're great.
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And smart and kind.
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- I already said great, didn't I?
- Hah, yeah, you did.
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That's completely
inappropriate. Sorry.
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But completely appreciated.
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Everyone needs to hear
something nice once in a while.
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Well, I meant it.
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[BELL RINGS]
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- Same time tomorrow?
- You bet.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, did I leave my scarf in here?
- No, I haven't seen it.
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- Weird. Okay. See you later.
- See you.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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SILVER [OVER PHONE]: Hi.
- Gossip, please.
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What?
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It can be about people I don't know.
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Anything to get my mind off the fact
that Laurel still hasn't called me back.
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Hey, I'm sure
she's gonna love your song.
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Hey, you.
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- Hey, Ade, let me call you back, okay?
- Okay. Bye.
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- Are you kidding me? "Hey, you?"
- So it's true.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
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When Annie said I needed
to apologise for hitting on Teddy,
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I thought she was trying
to make some kind of bad joke.
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It wasn't a bad joke?
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Are you actually implying
that you don't remember?
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Look, I know this might sound crazy,
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but I think someone might
have put something in my drink.
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What are you talking about?
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I remember
the beginning of the party.
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I remember when Teddy got there
and we toasted.
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And I was watching people dance.
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This guy came up to me, said he was
from Carver Westdale or something.
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He had reddish-brown hair, plaid shirt.
Did you see him?
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He asked me if I wanted a drink and
I said sure and he brought me one.
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And I remember thinking
that it tasted funny.
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And after that,
I don't remember anything at all.
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- Not even stripping?
- What?
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Oh, my God, I feel sick.
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Listen, Silver.
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I don't know what to say
except that you know me.
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Okay?
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I would never hit on Teddy,
not in my right mind.
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I mean, it was kind of
out of nowhere.
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[SIGHS]
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Are you okay?
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I guess it's just better that I don't
remember anything from that night.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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I'd like to help, but I'm not permitted
to give the location of a student.
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I'm sorry.
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Can I write a note or?
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OSCAR:
Dixon. Dixon.
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Hey, listen.
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I feel like we may have gotten off
on the wrong foot.
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You and Ivy were apart all summer
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and her first day back,
I completely monopolised her.
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It was thoughtless, unconscionable.
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No, listen, it's all good, all right?
I was just in a bad mood.
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Well, you had every reason to be.
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I was a third wheel
and a squeaky one at that.
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It's just I don't know anyone
except Ivy.
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So it's fine.
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I'm sure I'll find some mates
eventually.
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00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,752
Hey, why don't I introduce you
to my friends?
243
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,513
Really?
244
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,671
Yeah, that would be brilliant.
245
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,630
- Hi.
- Hey. Um...
246
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,552
I'm gonna be working
on my documentary later,
247
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,995
taking advantage
of West Bev's incredible equipment
248
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,116
and, uh,
I thought you might like to sit in.
249
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,872
Learn a little about
the editing process.
250
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,474
Ah. Yes, I'd love to, but I can't.
251
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,552
It's Naomi's
18th birthday party tonight.
252
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,434
Oh, I didn't know
you two were friends.
253
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,869
[CLEARS THROAT]
254
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,918
Yeah, look,
I know she made a mistake last year.
255
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,150
- She's actually a good person.
- No, she's not.
256
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,959
She's a liar
and she almost destroyed my life.
257
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,839
Who knows
what she'll do now that...
258
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,831
I shouldn't say anymore. Just, um...
259
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,953
Have fun at the birthday party.
260
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,431
JEN:
It was a total debacle at the lawyer's.
261
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,033
I mean, really, how hard is it
262
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,270
to put together
an effective PowerPoint presentation?
263
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,556
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're sorry?
264
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,599
You are sorry.
You're a sorry excuse for an assistant.
265
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,872
What, am I paying you people
to stare at me?
266
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,314
Go get me a glass of water.
267
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,711
And do not make eye contact with me
for the rest of the day. Thank you.
268
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,552
- Perfect.
- Jen, we have to talk.
269
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,039
Ryan, you say that a lot.
270
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,430
I have the paternity papers
and I'd like you to sign them.
271
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,874
No, I'm not signing anything.
272
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,235
Allison, where is
the updated inventory?
273
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,152
Jen, you can't avoid this forever.
274
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,390
I've had a really bad day
and I am not in the mood.
275
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,993
Well, you're never
in the mood, okay?
276
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,196
You don't return my phone calls,
my e-mails...
277
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,035
Ryan, I am not feeling well, okay?
278
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,033
I have a bad stomach ache
and I'm not...
279
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,077
Just one thing after another
with you, isn't it?
280
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,199
There's no more excuses, okay?
I'm not leaving until you sign these.
281
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,234
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
282
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,153
- You're not going into labour?
- No, I'm not going into labour, okay?
283
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,949
I'm not due for another two months.
I'm sure it's not... Uh, aah.
284
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,715
- Ow, was that a contraction?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?
285
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,678
Oh. Oh, God.
286
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,873
Jen?
287
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,596
[SIGHS]
288
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,591
I can't be going into labour
right now, okay?
289
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,070
It's... It's too soon.
290
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:30,399
I can't believe it. I mean, that's our...
291
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,879
That's our baby.
292
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,031
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a miracle.
293
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,668
Uh, look, can we wrap this up?
I have things to do.
294
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,592
Oh, I hope they're things
you can do from bed
295
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,149
because that's where you're gonna be
for the next two months.
296
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,673
What? Why?
297
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,990
I mean, you said that my contractions
have stopped.
298
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,869
They did, but your placenta has started
to separate from your uterus.
299
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,678
So if you wanna carry this baby
to term,
300
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,637
you're gonna have
to stay off your feet.
301
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,358
- No, l...
- Jen, this is serious.
302
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,509
No, we understand.
303
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,955
I understand.
304
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,959
My assistant will pick me up.
305
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,031
- Thank you for the ride to the hospital.
- Sure.
306
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,634
I think your cheap upholstery
in your car gave me a rash,
307
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:11,157
but, well, you got me here,
so that's something.
308
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,199
- Okay.
- Bye.
309
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,475
Yep.
310
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,472
One for you, one for you.
Better luck next year.
311
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,073
One for you.
312
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,959
Hmm. Show me your abs. Oh.
313
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,315
The rest of you should lay off
the Ho Hos.
314
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,595
All right.
315
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,034
Naomi, I gotta talk to you.
316
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,432
Ladies, make sure not to wear metallic
as the queen will be wearing gold.
317
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,955
- What is it, Liam?
- Hey, we're good, right?
318
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,315
Unh. Well, I just turned 18
and inherited a fortune.
319
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,232
I'm amazing.
I don't really know how you are.
320
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,760
No, come on.
I mean, I'm serious, Naomi.
321
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,229
We're cool. We're friends.
No weirdness.
322
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,437
You're, uh, over me and all that?
323
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,909
Oh, please.
I haven't thought of you in months.
324
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,033
Good.
325
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,918
So you wouldn't mind
if I date someone else?
326
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,868
- I couldn't care less.
- Even if it's, like, a friend of yours?
327
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,515
Are you talking about Annie?
328
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,432
[CHUCKLES]
329
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,840
Yes, but she wouldn't do anything
because she's friends with you.
330
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,992
And, you know,
you guys have the girl thing and l...
331
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,549
Naomi, wait.
Where are you going? Wait.
332
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,629
I just want you to know
that I am totally over Liam.
333
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,633
If you want to go for it, go for it.
334
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,554
I'm serious. I wouldn't care
if you did it right in front of me.
335
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,836
Well, I would because
that'd be really nasty to watch.
336
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,912
But I wouldn't care that it was Liam
that you were doing it with.
337
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,389
- Capiche?
- Capiche.
338
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,431
What is that heifer doing
with my invite?
339
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,993
So can I finally take you on a date?
340
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,154
JEN:
Okay, while I'm on bed rest,
341
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,959
I'm gonna need your attention
24 hours a day, eight days a week.
342
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,031
Okay? Screw-ups
will no longer be tolerated.
343
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,829
As it is imperative
that I stay calm and placated.
344
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,797
When I say "jump,"
you say "how high?"
345
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,714
When I say, "I need a manicure,"
you say, "Round or square?"
346
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,518
You got it?
347
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,872
- I quit.
- You can't quit.
348
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,395
How dare you? You know what...?
Get back here.
349
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,278
You know what? You're fired.
350
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,954
- Let me get the first round.
- You must've thrown down 100 bucks
351
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,190
- paying off the guy at the door.
- It was my pleasure.
352
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,634
- Four?
- Oh, count me out.
353
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,279
- Yeah, I'll take one.
- Thank you.
354
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,155
Hey, uh, thank you, guys,
for doing this.
355
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,515
You know, I figure
the more people Oscar knows,
356
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,398
the less he'll hang out
with me and Ivy.
357
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,279
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT] Our pleasure.
He seems like a bloody good chap.
358
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,112
Dude, seriously, please, no accent.
359
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,874
- How about a wee one?
- I'll kick you in your wee one.
360
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,155
I'm just trying to make him feel
at home.
361
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,309
[PHONE BEEPING]
362
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,436
DIXON:
Make him feel at...? Navid?
363
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,591
NAVID [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
All right, fine.
364
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,478
- Bad news?
- Depends on how you look at it.
365
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,789
Thanks to my last victory,
366
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,916
I've secured the number one ranking
in California.
367
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,752
- Oh, dude, nice.
DIXON: Congrats, man.
368
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,070
Of course, I can't play anymore.
369
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,310
OSCAR: Here we go.
NAVID: Brilliant. Ha, ha.
370
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,153
Now, who is ready
to get wicked pissed?
371
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,555
[NAVID LAUGHS]
372
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,312
You know what?
I think I will have a beer.
373
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,355
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
374
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,670
[LISA MYCOLS' "ROCK IN THE CITY
(TONIGHT)" PLAYS OVER STEREO]
375
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,796
Don't worry,
Laurel will love your song.
376
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,190
- Then why hasn't she called yet?
- She's probably busy.
377
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,955
Okay, let's talk about the gift bags
for my party.
378
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,634
We got the Naomi water bottles,
the Naomi temporary tattoos,
379
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,030
the Naomi permanent tattoos
for some lucky raffle winner...
380
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,270
Okay, don't you think
this is a little over the top?
381
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,557
Um, it should be. This party signifies
the start of my new life.
382
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,473
Ha, ha.
What was wrong with your old life?
383
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,108
You know what we should do?
We should get cute little tank tops
384
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,191
with the Andy Warhol silkscreen
of my face on them.
385
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,351
- Ha-ha-ha. That's too much.
- No, it's not.
386
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,078
I'm going to do it
and you will wear it.
387
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,800
Oh, I'm so not going to wear it.
I guarantee you that.
388
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,030
You couldn't pay me enough.
Maybe that's not true.
389
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,077
You could pay me,
but it would break your bank.
390
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,471
Well, not your new trust fund bank.
I don't think there's any breaking that.
391
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,029
Oh, man, I wish your birthday party
would get my mind off...
392
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,599
[TIRES SCREECH]
393
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,159
Naomi, slow down.
394
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,075
Naomi, you're gonna hit...
Stop. Naomi, stop.
395
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,838
[GRUNTS]
396
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,473
Naomi, stop.
397
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,629
Stop.
398
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,279
Stop.
399
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,597
What the hell was that?
400
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,115
New car. Jumpy acceleration.
401
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,589
[YOUNG THE GIANT'S "MY BODY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
402
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,149
Ha, ha.
Right outside the circle, dude.
403
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,039
Watch closely.
This is what a bull's-eye looks like.
404
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,679
GUYS:
Whoa!
405
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,912
- Well done. That was insanely close.
NAVID: Thank you, old chap.
406
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,356
OSCAR: You are a bloody good bloke.
- Idiot.
407
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,318
Gentlemen, it would appear
we have company.
408
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,913
GIRL 1: Yeah, go.
- I'll go with you.
409
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,638
GIRL 2: Oh, ask the other guy.
- Um...
410
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,509
I've been dared to ask you
to sign my butt.
411
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,749
[CHUCKLES]
412
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,157
You know, I'd be happy to oblige.
413
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,072
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
414
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,716
Never been so happy
to have such a long last name.
415
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,472
[ALL CHUCKLE]
416
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,551
[GIRL CHEERS THEN LAUGHS]
417
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,837
Okay, okay.
Next, you gotta take a body shot
418
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,479
off that guy. What's his name?
419
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,314
OSCAR:
This is Dixon.
420
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,948
- Dixon Wilson.
GIRL 1: Dixon!
421
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,792
Dixon! Dixon!
422
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,518
Dixon! Dixon!
423
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,716
Dixon! Dixon! Dixon!
424
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,871
You wouldn't wanna disappoint
a bachelorette
425
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,998
on her last official night of freedom,
would you?
426
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,230
- Do it!
GUY: Yo, bro, let's go!
427
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,552
Well, since you put it like that,
I don't think I really have a choice.
428
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,870
[ALL CHEER]
429
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,552
GUY: Please.
- After you.
430
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,709
Okay.
431
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,394
- Take it easy on me.
- I'll try.
432
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,432
GUY 1: Yeah!
GUY 2: Okay.
433
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,799
OSCAR:
Yeah, Dixon. Attaboy.
434
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,518
Don't be shy, buddy.
435
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,558
GIRL:
So here we go.
436
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,114
- Yeah!
ALL: Go! Go! Go!
437
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,955
[ALL CHEER]
438
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,508
- Time for another round.
- Yeah!
439
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,039
LIAM: Yup. A pretty good life, huh?
- Oh.
440
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,191
I can't believe you lived here
this summer.
441
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,113
- It's such an amazing boat.
- She's such an amazing boat.
442
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,395
Ah, she is, huh?
443
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,915
Well, she better keep her sails
to herself
444
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,310
because I can get very jealous.
Ha, ha.
445
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,957
I can't believe I just get to kiss you
446
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,519
- as much as I want.
- Yeah.
447
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,875
Whenever I want,
448
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,429
wherever I want.
449
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,589
MAN:
What's going on here?
450
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,909
Let's go. We gotta go.
451
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,752
- Now. Go.
- What are you doing on my boat?
452
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,751
- Hey.
- Unh.
453
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,595
[BOTH GRUNT]
454
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,708
- What...?
- Come on, come on.
455
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,836
- Go, go, go, run.
MAN: Hey, get back here!
456
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,115
This isn't over!
457
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,589
I'm calling the police!
458
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,476
[N.E.R.D. FEATURING NELLY
FURTADO'S "HOT-N-FUN" PLAYING]
459
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,475
SILVER:
Ha, ha. Seriously?
460
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,473
Have you seen the birthday girl in,
like, a non-reproducible capacity?
461
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,358
No, not yet.
462
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,149
[CHEERING]
463
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,197
VOCALIST:
Hello, everyone.
464
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,590
Please put your hands together
465
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,798
for Naomi.
466
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,268
Hello, everyone.
467
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,159
Thank you to the Honey Brothers
for being here.
468
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,279
Adrian, play your cards right
and you might just get a piece of this.
469
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,595
Ha, ha.
All right, everyone, let's party!
470
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,910
One, two, three, four.
471
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,798
[PLAYING "MOONLIGHT"]
472
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,189
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
473
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,952
I can't believe
the guys are missing this.
474
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,712
Navid texted.
They're around the corner.
475
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,909
[SINGING] Twenty-four miles
North of the border
476
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,674
Where sand meets
The gravelly beach
477
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,830
The seas run much lower
478
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:41,074
And now they are risen
Like some saltier you and me
479
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:47,509
And on my way along
I see things like ice into water
480
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,990
Sun in the dawn of her patience
Let's slip back...
481
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,430
[MEN CHUCKLING]
482
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,399
Anyone have any mints?
483
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,788
Uh, here.
484
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,318
All right.
485
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,593
- There you go.
- Thanks, man.
486
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,797
My girlfriend is a little weird
about the whole drinking thing.
487
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,554
- Hey, you, I was just...
IVY: You were just what, Dixon?
488
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,756
Doing body shots
off some slutty brunette?
489
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,433
What?
490
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,029
Wait, how do you...?
491
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,634
I don't know, Dixon.
Maybe because it's all over Facebook?
492
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,473
Because three people texted me?
You know how humiliating that is?
493
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,710
- Ivy, wait...
- No. Will you just stay away from me?
494
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,631
She just needs some time
to cool off.
495
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,233
It's all right. Come on.
496
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,549
Let's go.
497
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,519
COP:
This area is clear.
498
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,750
- Shh.
COP: Look over there.
499
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,997
That was close.
500
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,276
I am impressed
with your speed, girl.
501
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,158
Ever considered going out
for cross-country?
502
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,719
This is not funny.
503
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,108
You said you were boat-sitting.
504
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,315
Well, yeah.
505
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,277
Less boat-sitting,
more boat-squatting.
506
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,594
I heard the owners were gonna be
away for a few months but I...
507
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,274
Apparently, the cook at the
Crab Shack doesn't know everything.
508
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,316
Where are you going? I didn't tell you
because I didn't think it was important.
509
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,712
You didn't think it was important.
510
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,792
Are you kidding me? I just spent
my summer on house arrest.
511
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,635
I'm on probation.
I could have gotten in serious trouble.
512
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,753
- I'm so sorry. I didn't think about that.
- Well, you should have.
513
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,309
Look, I spent last year dating a guy
who was dark and secretive,
514
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,118
and got me in a lot of trouble.
515
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,148
It won't happen again.
516
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,276
You're right, it won't.
517
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,835
Look, I'm sorry, but I was wrong
when I thought you and I could work.
518
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,910
[NAOMI CLEARS THROAT]
519
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,839
Counterfeit.
520
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,479
Get lost, loser.
521
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,596
Authentic invites only, please.
522
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,035
Everyone else can celebrate
my birthday at Arby's.
523
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,475
Naomi, wait. Come on, let me in.
524
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,712
I lent you money for a cab home
after Joanna's. Remember?
525
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,079
That's right, you did.
526
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,114
- It was 20 bucks, right?
- Mm-hm.
527
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,157
Thank you. Keep the change.
528
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,991
Have fun at Arby's.
529
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,639
[GROANS]
530
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,957
How do you know
she gave you a 20?
531
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,918
I thought you didn't remember anything
about that night?
532
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,036
- I was just assuming...
- You were drugged,
533
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,397
but you were with it enough
to borrow money for a cab.
534
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,791
- You're a pathetic liar.
- Wait, Silver.
535
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,318
[SCOFFS]
536
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,837
[METRIC'S "HELP I'M ALIVE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
537
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,391
Gotta say,
I wasn't expecting to hear from you.
538
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,552
Yeah, well, everything
that was unresolved got resolved.
539
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,679
I'm glad. Because another girl
spilled coffee on me this afternoon,
540
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,876
- and she's kind of funny-Iooking, so...
- Ha-ha-ha.
541
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,268
- Here.
- Thank you.
542
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,393
Thank you.
543
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,758
MAN:
Yeah. They're better, right?
544
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,629
Oh, I need some food.
That last car bomb is not sitting well.
545
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:25,390
Take a bite out of her head.
It's, uh, strangely cathartic.
546
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,551
Naomi knew what she was doing
when she hit on you.
547
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,153
- What?
- Yeah. She lied and...
548
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,596
- Have you been drinking?
- No.
549
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,639
Because you kind of smell.
550
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,758
Oh, well, the guys were drinking,
but I wasn't.
551
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,189
- I don't believe this.
- No, stop.
552
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:52,399
Listen, the only reason I lied
is because I didn't want to upset you.
553
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,959
Because of your mom and stuff.
554
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,990
You wanna know the worse thing
about growing up with an alcoholic?
555
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,993
When she would look me in the eye
and swear she wasn't drunk.
556
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,198
Wow, I didn't think parties like this
even existed.
557
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,998
Don't you watch
My Super Sweet 16?
558
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,876
- On MTV?
- I read.
559
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,871
- Ah, a snob.
- Yeah, I'm proud of it.
560
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,759
Ha, ha. So are you horrified
that I took you here?
561
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,195
Are you kidding? No.
I mean, snobs like to have fun
562
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,759
while we quietly judge.
563
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,992
- Oh, judge, huh?
- Quietly, yeah.
564
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,957
So let's hear the judgements.
565
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,953
Hmm.
566
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,435
Youth and excess.
567
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,593
Conspicuous consumption. You can't
just look at this as a birthday party.
568
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,751
You kind of gotta look at it
like a moment in time.
569
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:46,040
Ah, a moment that a talented writer
with a keen eye,
570
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,589
grand literary ambitions,
and a pretty cool blazer
571
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,512
could turn
into a stinging social commentary?
572
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,830
- Something like that.
- Uh-huh. Well, you're cute.
573
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,639
- For a snob.
- No, it's just this really cool blazer.
574
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,789
[CHUCKLES]
575
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,871
And the fact that you actually talk.
576
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,712
Oh, Mr. Unresolved wasn't a talker?
577
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,158
No. Mr. Resolved,
uh, was more a grunter.
578
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,312
Hey, uh, did you hear what happened
between Silver and Naomi?
579
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,028
Does the offer to watch you edit
still stand?
580
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,389
Is everything all right?
581
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,829
No.
582
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,989
Come sit down.
583
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,949
What happened?
584
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,031
Stuff with Naomi.
585
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,952
Unh. And my boyfriend.
586
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,953
Or ex-boyfriend.
I don't even know anymore.
587
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,190
He's been such a jerk lately,
588
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,193
and part of me feels
like I should just be okay with it.
589
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,634
He's going through a hard time.
590
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,597
Just because someone
is going through a hard time
591
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,991
- doesn't mean they can mistreat you.
- I know.
592
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,718
I'm serious.
593
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,478
You don't deserve it.
594
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,753
You're kind and smart and great.
595
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,911
Did I already say great?
596
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,233
And, uh, if he can't see that,
597
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,152
then he doesn't deserve
to be your boyfriend.
598
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,152
- Ha, ha.
- You know what I'm saying?
599
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,197
ADRIAN:
Let's grab a drink. Come on.
600
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,151
- Can we talk to you?
- Oh, you have terrible timing.
601
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,878
Adrian was just giving me the eye.
602
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,632
Why did you hit on Teddy
and lie about it?
603
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,909
- I'm trying to enjoy my party.
- What were you thinking?
604
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,354
- I wasn't.
- Why did you do it?
605
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,999
- I don't know.
- Has to be a reason.
606
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,515
- There isn't.
ADRIANNA: What is wrong with you?
607
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,638
Please, okay? You were a drug addict
who got pregnant.
608
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,473
Didn't even know who the father was.
You're judging me? Really?
609
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,471
Oh, this is not about Ade.
610
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,517
Stop acting like Pollyanna,
you killed a guy.
611
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,033
Screw you, Naomi.
612
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,237
ALL [SINGING]: Happy birthday to you
Happy...
613
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,709
Where is Silver?
Can we please get out of here now?
614
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,189
She's already taken off
to work with Mr. Cannon.
615
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,588
- Dear Naomi
- What?
616
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,639
Why is Silver with Mr. Cannon?
617
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,279
Because he's her adviser.
618
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,271
They're editing.
619
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,909
[PEOPLE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
620
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,192
What's going on?
621
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:24,354
Well, um, I made a few simple
demands and, uh, Allison walked out.
622
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:29,036
So, apparently, I have a bad reputation
in the personal-assistants community
623
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,670
because I can't get anyone
to work for me.
624
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,473
Hence, um, you.
625
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,789
So I am gonna need
a sparkling lemonade,
626
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:46,398
- a new cell phone, French Vogue...
- Yeah, you mean you're all alone.
627
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,673
Um...
628
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,628
I, uh, can't even force my sister
to take care of me
629
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,597
because she's got her money back.
630
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,719
So there's nothing
I can hold over her head anymore.
631
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,393
Well, I'd be happy to help, Jen.
632
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,199
Just as soon as you sign these.
633
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,194
- Ryan, it's emotional blackmail.
- Regardless.
634
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,995
[SIGHS]
635
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,752
Great. So then I'll just move in
with you.
636
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,878
Move...? Wait... No.
I do not want you to move in with me.
637
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,396
It's not about what you want anymore.
It's about what's best for the baby.
638
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,357
I mean,
that's what being a good parent is.
639
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,272
It's focusing on what's right
for your child.
640
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,919
I don't want you to move in with me.
641
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,071
What if something goes wrong?
What if you need something
642
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,595
in the middle of the night?
Or what if there's an emergency?
643
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,239
[SIGHS]
644
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,679
Fine.
645
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,998
Look at us.
646
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,431
Two mature adults
making decisions together.
647
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,999
Just like real parents.
648
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,309
Please.
649
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,233
Ugh. Don't make me vomit.
650
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,789
- That's nice.
- Whew.
651
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,671
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
652
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,035
Laurel, hi.
653
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,112
You are in big trouble.
654
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,196
Why have you been holding out
on me?
655
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,272
That new song is unbelievable.
656
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,668
[CHUCKLES]
657
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,796
- [WHISPERS] What is she saying?
- Really? You liked it?
658
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,712
More than like, babe.
659
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,949
Loved.
660
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,999
And, uh, I'd like you to sing it
at Javier's memorial.
661
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,150
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
662
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,839
Is everything all right?
663
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,399
Yeah. Just a text from Naomi.
664
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,758
- I wonder what her problem is.
- Yeah, well, um,
665
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,831
she's a very troubled girl.
666
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,189
You know, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but maybe I should.
667
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,513
After Naomi lied
about the sexual harassment,
668
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,673
she became somewhat
infatuated with me.
669
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,316
Obsessed, really.
670
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,273
You okay?
671
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,997
Yeah, I'm fine.
672
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,675
I just don't get why guys have to act
like such idiots sometimes.
673
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,910
Look, however
out of control things got,
674
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,991
I'm sure it didn't mean anything.
675
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,029
You know,
drunk people just do stupid things.
676
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,634
Trust me, I know, all right?
677
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,951
My dad was the king of stupidity.
678
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,072
He was the life of the party, sure.
679
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,834
And he had some grand parties.
680
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,513
But, you know, all I ever wanted
was a normal life.
681
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,113
A mom, dad.
682
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,229
White picket fence, the whole thing.
683
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,633
- Oh, sorry, I sound like a moron.
- No, no. I...
684
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,033
It's just that I kind of felt that same way
growing up.
685
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,313
- Really?
- Yeah.
686
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,477
I mean, I love my mom, you know,
but I just kind of...
687
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,354
Well, like, I hate her lifestyle.
688
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,997
Sometimes I feel like I grew up
too fast.
689
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,836
Did some things before I was ready.
690
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,989
Did you do that too?
691
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,592
No.
692
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,953
No. I think I kind of went
in the other direction.
693
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,992
You're still a virgin?
694
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,993
No, don't be embarrassed.
695
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,673
I envy you for that. Really.
696
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,752
I mean, I lost my virginity
at the wrong time and the wrong place
697
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,752
with the wrong girl.
698
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,235
I wish I could do it over again.
699
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,149
Uh...
700
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,992
I should go.
701
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,320
Okay, so here goes.
702
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,316
- Silver, I need to talk to you.
- Uh, I don't wanna talk to you.
703
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,708
I'm not leaving until you do.
704
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,198
[CHUCKLES]
705
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,313
Okay.
706
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,674
I'll be right back.
707
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,835
[DOOR CLOSES]
708
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,638
Look, you can't work with Cannon.
709
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,952
Why? Because you hit on him
and he rejected you?
710
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,678
- What?
- He told me everything.
711
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,759
How you came onto him,
712
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,912
how he turned you down,
how you became obsessive.
713
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,196
- No.
- And after he shut you down,
714
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,669
you became crazy and vindictive.
715
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,034
That's not true.
716
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,315
True.
717
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,391
What do you know about true?
718
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,312
- You've proved you're a liar.
- Not about this.
719
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,994
Did you or did you not
try to run him over today?
720
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,031
Yes, I did. But that's because he...
721
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,997
- He what?
- He...
722
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,639
- He rejected you?
- No.
723
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,109
Yes. And you've never been
rejected before and you just...
724
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,157
You can't accept it.
It's making you crazy.
725
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,869
I guess that's why you hit on Teddy.
You gotta make yourself feel better.
726
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,316
Silver, no. Cannon did not reject me.
That is not what this is. He...
727
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,115
He what? What?
728
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,111
- He what?
- He raped me.
729
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,793
It happened last year.
730
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,518
And that's why
I've been so messed up.
731
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,875
I didn't think I could tell you.
It was too humiliating.
732
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,077
But I'm telling you now because
you have to stay away from him.
733
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,799
Wow.
734
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,438
I mean, you've done
some really low stuff before,
735
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,079
but this...
736
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,829
Silver.
737
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,429
Bravo, ladies.
738
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,956
Apparently, there are some
good actresses in L.A. after all.
739
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,508
I believe this was the fee
we agreed on.
740
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,633
Yup.
741
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,435
The note was a long shot.
I didn't think you'd show.
742
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,113
I wanted to tell you to your face.
743
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,430
Stay the hell away from me.
744
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,031
Come on, man, we can fix this.
745
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,918
We're brothers.
746
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,118
You don't deserve it.
747
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,918
You're great.
748
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,991
And smart and kind and...
749
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,991
I already said great, didn't I?
750
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,358
CANNON [ON MONITOR]:
Yeah, you did.
751
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,992
You're great.
752
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,150
And smart and kind and...
753
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,236
I already said great, didn't I?
754
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,519
CANNON [ON MONITOR]:
Yeah, you did.