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I left my country to begin a new life.
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Become just another face in the crowd.
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Kenny powers. You got the wrong man.
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My name's Steve. Steve the cockfighter.
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You just like to hit it and
quit it. That's how you roll?
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Even though you're
Mexican, you seem normal.
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I should confess something.
Steve is not really who I am.
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Who are you? I'm Kenny powers.
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I reveal myself to you all here.
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Kenny powers is the Christ figure
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that they perceive me to be.
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My number's 55.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Uh-huh.
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Look at me, mom. Look at me, mom.
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Oh, yeah. Get it, daddy. Mm.
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I feel like I could
go all fucking night.
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But you only paid for an hour, baby.
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Oh, right. No, but if I had
paid for more, then I could...
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Ooh! Oh, God!
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Let it all out. Get a
good return on that dollar.
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That's it. Gone on, get it.
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Sync by honeybunny, corrected by
Stargazer www.Addic7ed.Com
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you know, I didn't even know you ho's
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took credit cards until recently.
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Well, baby, some do and some don't.
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The good ones do though.
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Do you remember servicing this man?
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Oh, maybe. Who is he?
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He's just an old friend
that I've been looking for.
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Oh, so you wanted to fuck me
because your friend fucked me?
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Nope, I wanted to walk
a mile in his shoes.
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And today's shoes just happened to be
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a big old pair of comfy black boots.
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Bitch, don't call me no boots.
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Can I ask you another question?
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How was he?
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Oh, so you wanna know if
he was better than you?
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No, I just wanna know what he was like.
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That motherfucker was an animal.
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Chapter eight:
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Joining the new team.
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Whew!
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Over the course of my career,
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i played on many different teams.
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Some I liked, and some
I really fucking hated
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but let's just say Seattle
can tongue-kiss my shit hole.
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The best way to get a
new team on your side
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is to trash the last
team you played for.
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Talk shit about how their fans suck
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and their women have pancake titties.
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And if that doesn't work,
then just like prison,
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you pick the biggest,
baddest dude on the team
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and you kick him in his fucking teeth.
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Boom! That's right. Strike out.
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Yeah, good.
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Hey, buddy, don't beat yourself up.
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You pretty much had the
whole entire force of God
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coming at you. How fast was that?
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Felt like about 100.
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Last one was 90. Oh, no shit.
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Maybe you should get your
radar gun re-calibrated. Maybe.
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Maybe you should ice that shoulder.
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It's been a while.
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Stay focused, and you're
gonna do just fine.
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Th's real cute, Roger,
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but you can save your pep
talk for somebody who needs it.
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I got this comeback locked down
tight like a little gi's tuna.
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Well, we'll see about that, huh?
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This... this is totally
locked down tight
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like a girl's private
parts, who's small.
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Locker-room talk, baby.
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Mr. powers. Petrus Marco
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what the hell you doing
trying to creep on me?
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I work for Mr. cisneros,
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the owner of the charros, your new boss.
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He would like to meet you.
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Well, where the fuck is he?
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Follow me.
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You luring me into a rape or something?
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What is this?
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Not bad. This is one hell
of a pussy palace, huh?
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Lot of marbles and
architectures and shit.
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Flying buttresses.
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A lot of original
artworks. Very impressive.
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Mr. cisneros is
training with his sensei.
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Sensei?
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Kenny powers is here.
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That will be it for today.
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Kenny powers, man.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, man.
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Hey, good to meet you too, man.
That's a nice sword you got.
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Yeah, I didn't even know Asian
dudes even lived in Mexico,
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and here you got one
training you to be a ninja.
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Very impressive. Oh, no, no, no.
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He's not from Mexico.
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I fly him from Tokyo,
man. Straight from the tap.
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Oh, high roller, huh?
Goddamn, look at that view.
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Seeing this house and your fine sword
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and hearing how you're
importing and exporting chinamen,
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let me guess, you must be fucking rich.
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Yeah. It's cool.
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How much exactly does it cost
to b a Mexican baseball team?
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Ten bucks and a burrito?
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That's racism, man.
I love to racism, bro.
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Ah, I could tell by
the look in your face
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you didn't think that there was.
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I definitely didn't
think there was anybody
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how'd you snag all this loot? V.
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Well, my parents died
in, like, a plane crash
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and, you know, my
pappy, he died right away
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but my mommy, she lingered, so
it was a tough decision, man,
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but I had to pull the plug, you know?
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I killed my mother. It's okay.
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Shit, that's pretty heavy
stuff. Man, that must suck.
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Yeah, it sucks to be an orphan.
But you know what doesn't suck?
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Being a millionaire.
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I see it does have its advantages.
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You know, me and you, we have
more in common than you realize.
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I, too, am very, very
wealthy. I'm also an orphan.
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My dad ran out on me
when I was just a kid.
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All he left was a batch of
hepatitis on the toilet seat.
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Ah. Yeah,
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had to build my whole empire
from the ground up by myself.
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Solo. You re famous at one point.
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I'm still pretty famous.
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Still have a lot of fame.
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Yeah, okay, man. I wanna
cut right to the chase.
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How can I help you?
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We, I'll tell you how you
can help me, Sebastian.
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You do realize when I take
the mound this Friday night,
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it's going to be the
first time Kenny powers
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has taken the mound
in quite a long time.
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It's a fucking big
deal, and not just to me.
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To you, to the whole team,
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to the fucking villagers, everybody.
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Okay, I... I got it.
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Do you want me to get, like,
the publicity department
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to organize something,
like, the pictures,
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and to supply the
rainbows and the unicorns,
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like, all the stuff
that you were saying?
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We're fucking sharing a
brain right here. Exactly.
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That's it, man. Yup.
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I want this shit to have the pageantry
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of a goddamn Alabama concert.
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Talking about fireworks, smoke bombs,
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laser beams, moonwalks.
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You know how your
people lit up the alamo?
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That's the shit I'm talking about.
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Pow.
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You're like a showman, man. I get it.
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Yes, like a... No, not like a showman.
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Part entertainer? Yes, of course.
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But I consider myself more
like a retired gunfighter
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being called out of retirement
for one more fucking showdown.
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Can I ask you one question, though?
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Do you plan on just having one showdown
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or is it going to be a lot of showdowns?
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No, there'll be multiple showdowns.
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Multiple showdowns? Yeah.
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I'm not trying to sign a
Mexican contract or no shit.
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We'll take it game by
game, but of course, yeah,
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I'm definitely playing
for more than one game.
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You guarantee that. Done.
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Everything you want, man.
It's done. To you, man.
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Bam. Mm-hm.
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Kenny! Aah!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, Kenny, you shot me! Oh, shit!
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Come on, stop screaming!
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Stop fucking screaming!
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Oh, my God! Kenny!
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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I came to find you! I'm
not doing too good, Kenny!
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Shh! Shh!
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All right. This is
gonna kill the infection.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit. My bad.
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That's Margarita mix.
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Oh, God!
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Don't go into shock!
I'm going into shock!
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Don't go into fucking shock!
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I'm going into shock.
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Stay awake. Just stay awake.
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I'll be right back.
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Que Paso? Yo, do you guys
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have any goddamn band-aids,
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q-tips, mercurochrome, some vagisil,
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shit like at, first-aid stuff?
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Come on!
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My sister Maria, she's a nurse.
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You... you got blood.
You hurt or something?
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Yes, goddamn it. We have
a rescue 911 situation.
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Come on! Come on, weird
woman! Go! Siesta. Come on!
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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I think he shot himself in his leg.
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Fire. My leg is on fire.
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You're not on fire, Stevie.
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You're in a bathtub, okay?
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These people are friends. The
lady one is gonna help you.
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You can fix him, right?
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English, por favor.
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She can fix him, but he's
gonna have to stay put.
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As in stay put here in my home?
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Sí. Yes.
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All right, I mean,
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I just really wasn't
prepared to have guests.
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Good to see you, Kenny.
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Shh. Please don't
speak. Just get better.
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Well, I see Sebastian
put up some banners.
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Yeah. Nice banner.
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I do hope you're
kidding. Looks like shit.
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What the hell's he doing,
printing that from jpeg?
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Motherfucker needs to use tiff files.
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My face looks computery
and damn pixelated.
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Actually, Kenny, that's a lot
of fanfare for the charros.
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Could be a major distraction
to the team, Kenny.
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Oh, are some of the guys talking shit?
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No, no, nothing like that.
Are they getting jealous?
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They're just losing focus.
They're getting jealous.
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Let me unify the team real quick. Guys.
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Guys, come on in here. Hey, Kenny.
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We need you to warm
up that arm. Come on!
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Can I get y'all to come in?
Come on. Let's go. Come in.
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Can we take a knee?
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Guys, can we take a knee?
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Knee. Down on the knee.
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Roger, help me out here, dude.
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Come on, guys. Okay.
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Now, this Friday night,
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I guarantee you it is gonna be
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the biggest goddamn comeback celebration
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any of y'all have ever seen.
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There's gonna be people cheering,
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and spotlights and fireworks.
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I wouldn't even doubt if
there's a couple chicks
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showing their fucking pussies off.
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How do you say "pussy" in Spanish?
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- Panocha.
- Panocha?
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I wouldn't doubt if
some of the muchachas
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show their panochas off.
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They might show their panochas off.
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They might be waving their
panochas all over the place.
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What I don't want to happen
is to be looking around
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while everybody's fucking
screaming and cheering
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and celebrating me and see
all my teammates pouting
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and being jealous little bitches, dude.
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Okay? Remember, there is no I in "team,"
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but there is a u in "cunt,"
251
00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:09,671
so don't be little jealous cunts, okay?
252
00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:12,207
Let me get the praise,
and just be satisfied
253
00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:15,410
with the fact that you will
get the run-off panocha.
254
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,045
Um, you done? You done, Kenny?
255
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:19,580
Yeah, I'm done. I don't know
why we're all fucking around.
256
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,415
We got a game to get ready for.
257
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,783
Let's get back to practice.
Come on. Get into this shit.
258
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,621
- Come on, vamanos.
- Let's go, Kenny.
259
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,356
Get to work. Let's do this shit.
260
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,908
hello, this is Kenny powers
261
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,177
checking in and continuing his novel.
262
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,079
Uh, still feeling pretty sad.
263
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,714
Got about a medium buzz on right now.
264
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,890
you are a majestic creature.
265
00:13:54,924 --> 00:13:58,193
What is thy name, steed?
266
00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,661
What the hell e you doing?
267
00:13:59,696 --> 00:14:02,431
Playing petting zoo, trying to
get a fucking staph infection?
268
00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:04,399
I'm just checking out
your new digs, man.
269
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:05,901
That donkey is pretty cool.
270
00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:08,470
I guess if you're walking
around playing doctor Doolittle,
271
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:10,138
your leg must not be hurt too bad.
272
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:11,205
No, I'm hurt pretty bad.
273
00:14:11,239 --> 00:14:12,873
Being shot definitely hurts, Kenny.
274
00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:16,009
Yeah, well, so does having a gun
go off by accident in your hand.
275
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:18,411
The middle of my palm's
been stinging all day.
276
00:14:18,445 --> 00:14:21,213
Almost like an itch burn.
277
00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,982
I have fucking missed you,
man. I missed you a lot.
278
00:14:24,017 --> 00:14:25,784
Did you miss me, man?
I'm so glad to see you.
279
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,385
Yeah, yeah. Enough with the hugs.
280
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,621
Yeah, I missed you, big time. Mm-hm.
281
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:31,756
But real quick, how the
fuck did you find me?
282
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,858
Oh, that mystery.
283
00:14:33,892 --> 00:14:36,894
When the charges first started
showing up on my credit card,
284
00:14:36,929 --> 00:14:39,464
I thought, "this is fucking fraud,"
285
00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,666
but then I looked a little bit closer
286
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,267
at what was being purchased:
287
00:14:43,302 --> 00:14:46,470
Beer, jager, lube, Magnum condoms.
288
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:48,271
Mm-mm. Nope. Not me.
289
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:50,640
Whippets, business cards.
290
00:14:50,675 --> 00:14:52,008
And that's when I realized
291
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,910
you were leaving me a trail
of fucking bread crumbs.
292
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:57,679
Bread crumbs? Yeah,
293
00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,247
$22,000 worth of bread crumbs
294
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,282
that led me straight
to you, motherfucker.
295
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:02,750
You're being serious?
296
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:05,920
Yeah, I'm serious.
297
00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:07,721
Well, that's good. Because you're right.
298
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,290
That's exactly what my intentions were.
299
00:15:10,324 --> 00:15:12,992
I'm glad you were able to
decipher my Da Vinci code.
300
00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:14,926
Welcome to the fucking manger, homes.
301
00:15:14,961 --> 00:15:17,796
I am glad that you sent
me a complex code, Kenny.
302
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,765
I am ready to fucking party.
303
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,234
I guess we're gonna party.
304
00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:23,435
Fuck, yeah!
305
00:15:23,469 --> 00:15:25,270
Whoo!
306
00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,241
This is the greatest night of my life!
307
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,575
This is me every night, dude,
308
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:34,111
just staring at butt holes
and getting a buzz on.
309
00:15:34,145 --> 00:15:36,045
Oh, this is awesome.
310
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,113
You can totally see straight
through the butt hole,
311
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:42,148
right into the pussy,
man. That is awesome.
312
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,718
Man, I don't think those
two things are connected.
313
00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,386
Maybe.
314
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,722
So, what's the haps
315
00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:50,523
back in bumfuck?
316
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,158
You know that shit hole.
317
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,093
Nothing ever changes.
318
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,827
Clegg is in rehab.
319
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,728
Again? Yeah.
320
00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,796
And I was going over to
your brother's house a lot
321
00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:02,064
after you left. But
something must have happened,
322
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,569
because then he says to
me that I can't come over
323
00:16:04,603 --> 00:16:06,873
and play with the boys
when he's not there anymore.
324
00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:08,808
Stevie, I don't give a
shit about any of them.
325
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,609
What's going on with April?
326
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,312
Stevie, I asked you a question, man.
327
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,980
What's going on with April?
328
00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:19,016
Uh, I haven't seen much of April lately.
329
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:21,684
Hope she's not just locked up
in her house, hooked on meds.
330
00:16:21,718 --> 00:16:23,418
That's a slippery slope.
331
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:26,253
Well, I guess after you left,
332
00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,888
she got back together with cutler
333
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,422
and, uh,
334
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,658
they ended up getting married.
335
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,228
Married? Yeah.
336
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,763
Are you fucking kidding me?
337
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,364
No, I'm not kidding you.
338
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,232
After I conquered him
in the love triangle,
339
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,633
she went ahead and married him?
340
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,768
Yeah, I'm sorry.
341
00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:47,202
That's great for her.
342
00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:49,671
Good thing I'm in the midst
of this monumental comeback.
343
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,372
Honestly, I just feel sorry for her.
344
00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:52,740
Me too. I mean, I have no idea
345
00:16:52,774 --> 00:16:54,408
what it would be like
just to live a life
346
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,076
full of fucking compromises.
347
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:59,011
Unbelievable. To cutler? Yeah.
348
00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:02,247
To cutler. So you can move on or...
349
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:09,351
Hey, I meant to ask you.
350
00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:11,453
When exactly are you heading back home?
351
00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:13,221
Whenever I want.
352
00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:16,223
I got an open-ended ticket, nigga.
353
00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:21,898
You got burritos and tacos,
354
00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:26,068
but in the America you
got pizza and hamburger.
355
00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:27,602
What the fuck are you talking about?
356
00:17:27,637 --> 00:17:29,604
Go around. Jesus Christ.
357
00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:31,239
Go around.
358
00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,074
Steve.
359
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:35,709
Steve. H.
360
00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:37,344
Hey. Hey, where you been?
361
00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:39,211
I just got into town,
so I didn't know you...
362
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,846
She's talking to me, you dipshit.
363
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:44,082
Uh, I've been around. How are you doing?
364
00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:46,284
I'm good. I'm playing tonight,
365
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:49,420
so you and your friend
should come see me.
366
00:17:49,454 --> 00:17:51,621
Yeah, well, I don't think
I'll be able to catch that.
367
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,356
I just had some, uh,
pretty devastating news
368
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:55,924
dropped on top of my fucking head,
369
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,325
and so I need a little bit of time
370
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,826
just to kind of marinate on it
371
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,428
and work out my hormones and shit.
372
00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:05,063
You should also know that, uh,
my name is not really Steve.
373
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:07,465
It's actually Kenny, Kenny powers.
374
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,100
I'm a world-famous baseball player.
375
00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:11,169
I don't think I shared that with you.
376
00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:12,803
Wait, your name's not Steve?
377
00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:14,338
No, I was using an alias.
378
00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:16,406
Steve just kind of seems like the name
379
00:18:16,441 --> 00:18:19,108
of somebody who has absolutely
nothing going on in their life.
380
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,677
Uh, looks like your friend is sick.
381
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,445
You should get him home.
382
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,812
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
383
00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:28,146
Adiós, mamasita.
384
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:29,881
Bye.
385
00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:37,153
You ready to go home, buddy?
386
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:38,421
Yeah.
387
00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,856
Yeah, I'm gonna get you home. Let's go.
388
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,158
On the long road to grief recovery,
389
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:45,760
don't be surprised if you
gotta spill a little blood
390
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,128
on the long road to get shit fixed.
391
00:18:48,663 --> 00:18:51,398
With all great comebacks,
somebody usually gets fucked.
392
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:10,016
Excuse me. Where is this truck headed?
393
00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:12,251
America.
394
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,754
Oh, fuck.
395
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,456
Sometimes being on the mend
396
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,889
can get old real quick,
397
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,789
like when you're doing
all this awesome shit
398
00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:26,991
to show motherfuckers
that you're cool now,
399
00:19:27,025 --> 00:19:28,892
and one day you realize
that maybe the person
400
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,860
you're truly trying to fix yourself for
401
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,628
has moved the fuck on.
402
00:19:34,698 --> 00:19:39,303
And there you are, left
in the midst of a battle
403
00:19:39,337 --> 00:19:42,206
that suddenly means nothing.
404
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,549
Jesus, Kenny, what are you doing?
405
00:19:57,918 --> 00:20:00,052
Just thinking.
406
00:20:01,922 --> 00:20:03,556
Well, come on, man. We called timeout.
407
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:04,623
Let's get you in the game.
408
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:11,697
I don't think I can go out there, Roger.
409
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:15,066
I'm not sure if I'm feeling it.
410
00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:17,035
To be honest, I was just primarily
411
00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:18,203
mounting this comeback
412
00:20:18,237 --> 00:20:20,105
to eventually get back a girl I lost,
413
00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:23,676
and now it seems that
that girl has moved on.
414
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:25,745
I fear I lost my inspiration.
415
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:28,048
Are you really gonna
drop this on me right now?
416
00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:30,883
Yeah, dude. That's
just the fucking score.
417
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:34,787
I don't know if a pep-talk
speech would work or not.
418
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:37,156
Nobody's really tried yet.
419
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,098
Um...
420
00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:48,000
I know this locker room
421
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:51,170
isn't exactly what
you were thinking about
422
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:53,639
en you were a kid dreaming
about playing ball one day.
423
00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:55,808
Right? No, it's pretty shitty.
424
00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:59,945
But... but I've been involved
with this game all my life.
425
00:21:01,214 --> 00:21:05,416
And if there's one thing
I know, it's talent.
426
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:08,418
And you've got it.
427
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:13,156
That arm can take you
wherever you wanna go.
428
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,792
You just gotta put it
to work, that's all.
429
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,360
Now, don't...
430
00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:21,196
Don't do this comeback
for some fucking girl.
431
00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:24,431
Do it for you.
432
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:27,434
So you're saying I should just say,
433
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:29,702
"fuck April and her big old tits"?
434
00:21:29,737 --> 00:21:32,204
Well, you don't have
to go that far, but...
435
00:21:32,239 --> 00:21:34,374
You see what's happening here?
436
00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:40,113
We're having one of those
star player-coach moments.
437
00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:42,482
You feel like playing?
438
00:21:42,516 --> 00:21:46,118
I still feel a little
wounded but, you know,
439
00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:48,853
Sebastian put all these
awesome promotions up for me
440
00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:51,856
and all the fucking villagers showed up,
441
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,991
so I guess the least I
could do is just, you know,
442
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:55,759
drop a little knowledge on them.
443
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:56,893
That's right.
444
00:21:56,928 --> 00:21:58,995
Let's get out there
445
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:03,233
and make some fucking noise, okay?
446
00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:05,935
You... you really want
me to make some noise?
447
00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:07,437
Yeah.
448
00:22:07,471 --> 00:22:10,806
Then noise you shall see.
449
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,975
Let my Latin debut to begin.
450
00:22:52,274 --> 00:22:55,041
yeah! Whoo!
451
00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:11,354
do it, Kenny. Do it!
452
00:23:15,991 --> 00:23:19,028
what the hell is this shit?
453
00:23:37,882 --> 00:23:40,650
the glove. Bring me my glove.
454
00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:41,984
Glove! Come on. Hurry up.
455
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:43,786
It's time for the
second part of the show.
456
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,754
Thank you. Get the
flag. Pick the flag up.
457
00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:48,424
Come on. Don't just let it
lay there. It's disrespectful.
458
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:50,458
Don't let it drag.
459
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,077
Wolverines.
460
00:25:23,504 --> 00:25:25,605
Fuck.
461
00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:48,090
Did I miss the game?
462
00:25:48,124 --> 00:25:50,125
Yeah, I didn't have
anybody here to support me,
463
00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:51,993
but it's all right.
464
00:25:52,027 --> 00:25:53,361
Kenny, I'm sorry.
465
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:55,563
Sorry I missed the game.
I don't know what happened.
466
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,531
I might have gotten
kidnapped or something.
467
00:25:57,565 --> 00:26:00,033
Yeah, Stevie, you weren't kidnapped.
468
00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:03,335
I put you on that truck so I
wouldn't have to deal with you.
469
00:26:03,369 --> 00:26:04,735
What?
470
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:05,969
Yeah, you remind me of home,
471
00:26:06,004 --> 00:26:08,138
and for obvious reasons,
home is painful to me.
472
00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,672
Because you miss the children?
473
00:26:09,707 --> 00:26:11,907
Yeah, Stevie, because I
miss the fucking children.
474
00:26:11,941 --> 00:26:14,077
No. It's...
475
00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:16,147
Look, I'm just not 100 percent proud
476
00:26:16,181 --> 00:26:18,715
of the way everything
went down there, all right?
477
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,984
And when I saw your
stupid, dumb, happy face,
478
00:26:21,018 --> 00:26:22,585
it just reminded me of all that shit.
479
00:26:22,619 --> 00:26:25,388
You know, I wish it
didn't. I feel bad about it.
480
00:26:25,422 --> 00:26:27,389
It just seems like your
face and our friendship
481
00:26:27,424 --> 00:26:29,291
is kind of the collateral damage.
482
00:26:29,325 --> 00:26:31,893
Kenny.
483
00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:33,494
Oh, come on, man.
484
00:26:33,529 --> 00:26:37,198
I kneel before you as a man,
begging a much better man
485
00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:38,999
to please let me stay here
486
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:42,601
and join you on this Hispanic adventure.
487
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:47,238
Kenny, I work in a fucking coffee shop.
488
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,708
A fucking coffee shop back in shelby.
489
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,843
Please just let me stay here
490
00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,678
and tear this shit up with you, Kenny.
491
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,580
I will do whatever you
want. That's enough.
492
00:26:56,614 --> 00:27:00,349
Okay, I will do whatever
you want in fucking Mexico!
493
00:27:00,383 --> 00:27:01,851
You should just get up off...
494
00:27:01,885 --> 00:27:03,420
I will do whatever you want!
495
00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:05,354
Come on. Get up. I will get up when...
496
00:27:05,388 --> 00:27:07,055
Get up! Just get the fuck up. Stop, man.
497
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:09,657
Everyone's looking at us. Jesus Christ.
498
00:27:09,691 --> 00:27:11,025
Look...
499
00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:15,229
This is a dangerous place, Stevie.
500
00:27:15,264 --> 00:27:17,064
I know.
501
00:27:17,099 --> 00:27:18,932
If you were to stay here,
502
00:27:18,967 --> 00:27:21,935
I can't guarantee that
you'd make it home alive.
503
00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,137
You would not only be responsible
504
00:27:25,172 --> 00:27:28,173
for watching your own
back, but also mine.
505
00:27:28,207 --> 00:27:29,341
You'd also be responsible
506
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:31,943
for doing a lot of my personal errands,
507
00:27:31,977 --> 00:27:34,479
more than likely, my laundry.
508
00:27:34,513 --> 00:27:37,748
Kenny, I am so fucking ready
509
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to get hard-core with fucking errands
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or slapping whoever fucking steps up
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right in the fucking face.
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Are you?
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Yes.
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Welcome to the resistance.
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Fuck, yes.
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