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- Beep, beep.
- Being a dick?

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What?

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You. Playing detective.

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Oh, right. No, I was just
taking some shots of the new dish.

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Oh, well take one of me.

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That looks good.

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- Yes, you can have that. I'm done with it.
- Ooh!

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Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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What can I do for you, Celia?

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How are we looking for the
Health and Safety assessment?

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Good, fine, yes.
Did most of it last night...

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grease traps, drains.

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Got rid of the dead body.

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That's what I like to hear!

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Did I ever tell you how Jack and I
found a dead body in San Domingo?

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- Er, possibly.
- One of our investment properties.

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Hadn't been there for over a year.
And there he was... our house manager.

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Ripe as a melon.

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Teeth digging through skin,

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maggots in the eyeballs... like
something out of Indiana Jones.

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It took us weeks to get the
stink out of the cushions.

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Right. Weeks.

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We don't want anything like that
happening today, do we?

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No, no we don't.

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Excellent, excellent.
I knew I could count on you.

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- C-Celia?
- Yes?

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Nothing, fine. Nothing.

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Yes, I will, I'll see you this
afternoon, I promise. Yes.

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But, yes, baby... No, I have to go.

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No, not because of you,
but because I have to.

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Just... OK, OK. Bye-bye. Mmm?

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No, I can't.

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I love you more than
sunshine and raindrops.

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When you've... When you've...

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When you've... When you've...

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When you've... When you've...

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When you've finished that!

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- I want you to scrub
the walk-in fridge. - No.

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Pardon?

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- I need you to scrub the
walk-in fridge. - Do you?

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OK, Skoose, you do understand
how this works, do you?

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I tell you what to do and you do it,
because you're an apprentice.

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- And you're a virgin.
- A... Mmm.

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OK, I'm married.

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- Scrub the fridge!
- No.

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Scrub it!

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Please!

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Right, you...

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Warning.

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I... I'll scrub the fridge
this time!

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But...

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Noted.

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Bye!

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What are you doing?

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Scrubbing the fridge
for the assessment.

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What are you doing that for?
Get Skoose to do it.

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- He won't do it.
- What do you mean he won't do it?

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I mean I asked him to
do it and he said no.

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- Tell him to do it.
- I did.

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And he called me a virgin.

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It's not funny, Roland.
You can't see what he's doing!

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Bib, stop. Stop. Bib!

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Just leave that. Calm down.

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Don't worry about the assessment.
It'll be Colin Sampson again.

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I'll just bung him a bottle
of vintage red, it'll be tick, tick, tick.

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It's not just that! I...

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Oi, you.

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- Stop giving him a hard time.
- What, Chef?

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Stop picking on your sous-chef,
he's meant to be picking on you.

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Yes, Chef. Sorry, Chef.

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Sorry, Bib.

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I was bang out of order.

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- Verging on disrespectful.
- There!

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What?

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There, he hid it within the sentence,
did you hear it? I'm a virgin!

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What is wrong with you today, Bib?

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- I need a holiday.
- What?

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I need to go on holiday with my wife,
because we're trying to have a baby

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and I'm never going to be able to give
her one all the time I'm coming in here

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every single day, standing at that
hot stove, burning my balls to oblivion.

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So if you could please just check
the roster, let me know as soon as

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it's convenient, that would be
most appreciated, thank you, Chef.

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You've just had a holiday.

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My last holiday was four years ago.

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- You went to Marrakesh.
- Yes, four years ago, for three days.

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How long do you need for Marrakesh?

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Buy a fez, look at the bloke
with a monkey on his head.

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Roland, can you just look at
the roster, please? For me.

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I really just need
to get away somewhere.

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All right, Charley Boorman,
I'll have a look.

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I haven't got time now,
got an assessment. Big day.

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Come on, chop, chop.

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Kiki, what exactly is this?

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It's a magical snail archer.

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Yes, I can see what it is, but what's
he doing in my reservations book?

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He's shooting an arrow
into that starling's eye.

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- Of course.
- Stand by your beds.

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They're good, Caroline.
I didn't do them.

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Of course not, if you'd done them
they'd be of robots and industry

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and a little girl trapped
in a tower.

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- Kiki drew them in my reservations
book. - Well done, Kiki, very talented.

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I like the little French spider.

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Did you get that from his jumper?

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- And the onions. - Did you see
his bike's got eight pedals?

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Roland, what do you want?

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Just wanted to make sure everything's
shipshape for the assessment.

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Yes, yes, we're all
fine in here, thank you.

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You say that, but I've
spotted one breach already.

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- What?
- Jewellery.

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- This? - You're not above the
rules, Caroline. Lose it.

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This isn't jewellery, Roland,
this is a charity wristband.

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Yeah, a charity wristband that
could drag you into that blender.

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That has not and will not
ever happen to anybody.

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Yeah, probably what she said,

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just before she slipped and put
her hand in a deep fat fryer.

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Look at this guy. Mamma mia!

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Roland...

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this is for Parkinson's disease,

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- it's National Parkinson's
Disease Day. - And?

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And my father was recently
diagnosed with the disease.

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But no, you're quite right,
of course,

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I wouldn't want to end up
in a blender.

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Sorry.

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- I'm a knob.
- Yes, you are.

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- I had no idea.
- It's fine, why would you?

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Exactly.

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- How is he?
- He has good days and bad days.

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Does he?

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Poor old dad.

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Yes.

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How are you coping?

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I'm OK. I mean,

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- thank God I've got Robin,
he's been amazing. - Has he?

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Good old Robin, and his wellies.

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I don't know what I would
have done without him actually.

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You'd have been all right.

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I don't know how he does it, really...

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caring for dad and keeping work
going. He's got a farm to run.

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Well, farm let.

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Well...

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you've always got me.

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So, Dad, is he...

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really, you know...

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shaky?

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Roland, you don't have to
pretend to care.

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No, I do care, I think it's awful.

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It's a terrible,
terrible disease,

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the way it can just strike
anyone at any time.

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I remember how shocked I was when
I heard about Michael J Parkinson.

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It's Michael J Fox.

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Fox.

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Aw! What are you doing?!

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What are you doing?!

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I'm sorry. Did I get you?

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Did you get me?!

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You're in big trouble now, my man.

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What are you going to do, tell Chef?

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You spangle.

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Right, now you listen to me, OK?

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You little f...

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I have been doing this for 12 years,
Skoose, 12 years! Yes?

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I have been cut, burned, screamed
at, I have sweated and bled

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to get behind this pass, and if you think
I'm going to let some jumped up little...

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tit-gypsy get the better of me
then you are way off, buddy!

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Way off!

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I have cooked more dinners
than you have had...

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Did you just call me a tit-gypsy?

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- Everything all right?
- Yes, Chef, just cleaning down.

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No! No! Why are you
pretending everything is OK?

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- We are not in a prison film!
- Bib?

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Can I have a word?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Settle down, Billy the bin-kicker.

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I ever get a tumour,
I'm naming it after him.

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- Do you want me to get rid of him?
- Pardon?

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Is that what you want?

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- Would you?
- Absolutely, yeah, not a problem.

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He's gone, he's out of here.

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I mean I can't, not really,
because we need everyone,

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but I would, for you, if it would
make you happy.

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But I can't.

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- Look, go home.
- What?

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Take the rest of the day off.

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In fact, don't come back till Monday
morning, I can manage without you

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for a few days, we'll shuffle a few
people. Go and have your holiday.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Really.

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Thank you, Roland.

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Oh, who scored a goal?

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Roland, Health and Safety officer
is waiting in your office.

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Good, good.
Get this over and done with.

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Send me a postcard.

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Colin.

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- You're not Colin.
- No, I'm not.

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- Where's Colin? - If you're
referring to Mr Samson, he was fired.

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- What? Why?
- For taking bribes.

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What a dirty, dirty man.

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I will be conducting the
assessment today, Mr White.

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My name is Heather Critch.

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What a lovely name. Could I
offer you a coffee, Mrs Critch?

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- It's Ms.
- Of course.

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- No milk, no sugar, thank you.
- Right.

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So, Mr White, I'm sure you've done
this before, but just for the record,

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I will need you to take me through your
major food preparation areas one by one.

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No clean mugs. Can I get you
anything else at all?

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Cake or a biscuit?

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I think I've got a Penguin
in a drawer somewhere? Burr!

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And then I will conduct
a thorough evaluation

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of your major safety drills
and procedures.

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- Fun.
- So, perhaps we should get on.

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Where do you want this fella?

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Got a bit lively, this one.

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Old Steve McQueen here
tried to make a break for it.

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Shouldn't affect the taste too much,

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but you might want to pick the shot
out of his arse before you cook him.

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Thanks, Melvin.

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Oh, and make sure you get the
bag back to me, yeah?

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I've got squash on Thursday.

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♪ If we took a holiday, oh, yeah

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♪ Uh-huh
Took some time to celebrate

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♪ Come on and celeb... ♪

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You quit?

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No.

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Shame.

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No, I'm just going away
for a few days.

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- Oh, where you going, gay land?
- Ha!

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No. I'll tell you where's good.

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Playa de las Americas, Tenerife.

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I've got a mate out there owns
a bar. You know Lineker's Bar?

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It's three doors down from that.

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- Right.
- It's called the Bell Jar.

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After the Sylvia Plath novel?

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Wouldn't have thought so.

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I'll give you his number, if you like,
sort of you out with anything you need.

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Pills, bit of toot.

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Mmm, that is tempting.

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But, um, I think we're probably
just going to stay in this country.

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- Sarah's a little concerned with
our carbon footprint. - Your what?

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- Doesn't matter.
- So where are you going, then?

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Thinking about Derwentwater,
up in the Lake District.

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Lots of castles and old forts,

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might even catch the tail-end
of the egret migration.

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00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:44,005
The what?

247
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,648
The egret migration.

248
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,565
Right, so you're going
somewhere freezing cold

249
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,863
where it pisses down all day

250
00:14:52,898 --> 00:14:56,924
to watch a load of ducks leave that
place to go somewhere nice and hot?

251
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,720
Egrets aren't ducks!

252
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,000
Amazing, isn't it, how much
electricity's in one of those?

253
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,160
Antibacterial gel hand dispenser.

254
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,120
That's the third one
I've found empty.

255
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:28,397
Yes, I had those emptied.

256
00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:30,605
- Really?
- May I ask why?

257
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,845
Same reason they're getting rid
of them in hospitals. Tramps.

258
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,473
- Pardon?
- Tramps coming in,

259
00:15:36,508 --> 00:15:39,537
drinking from them for
the alcohol, using them as optics.

260
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,645
Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug.
It's awful, that.

261
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,280
Get a lot of tramps passing
through here, do you, Mr White?

262
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,845
You'd be surprised.

263
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,240
Let's move on to
your fire-drill procedures.

264
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:58,845
So who is your fire officer?

265
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,725
I thought if I illustrated
the dangers of fire,

266
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,474
people would take it more seriously,
like on cigarettes.

267
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:08,565
- Cigarettes?
- Yeah.

268
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,565
- I got the idea from
my cousin Michael. - Right...

269
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,045
You know those pictures on
the packets of cigarettes

270
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,600
with a pair of horrible, blackened lungs
with all pussy ooze coming out?

271
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,120
- Er, yes...
- They're Michael's.

272
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:26,160
Our famous cousin.

273
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,220
♪ If you wanna be
a singer or play guitar

274
00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:43,885
♪ Man, you gotta sweat
or you won't get far

275
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,440
♪ Cos you're never too late
to work nine to five

276
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,165
♪ If you...
Or just compromise

277
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:57,300
♪ You can work real hard
or just fantasise

278
00:16:57,335 --> 00:17:02,400
♪ Cos you never start living
till you realise

279
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,365
♪ I gotta tell ya! ♪

280
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:08,200
Hello?

281
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,365
Hey, baby.

282
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,760
Yes, yeah, nearly home.
Halfway there.

283
00:17:13,795 --> 00:17:18,965
Hm? The... camera?

284
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,840
It's, er, at work. Roland used it,
didn't he, for the...

285
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,925
Yeah.

286
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,480
Oh, you really think we'll need it?

287
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,280
Egrets, right, yes.

288
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,765
I'm...

289
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,320
Yeah.
Yeah, I could go back and get it.

290
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,765
Yeah.

291
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,520
No, no, that's not annoying at all.

292
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,717
Yeah. No, I just, um...

293
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,880
I'll just swing it around.

294
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,600
You love that pad, don't you?

295
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,245
Lots of writing.

296
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,800
- Lots to write about.
- Can't be that bad, can it?

297
00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:01,285
Nobody's died.

298
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,525
Can I use some of your
gaffer tape, please, Chef?

299
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,679
Er, use the official
blue plasters from our

300
00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,798
well-stocked and
lockable first-aid cabinet.

301
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,425
- The what?
- The tin. The biscuit tin.

302
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:15,560
Oh, er... Yes, Chef.

303
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,965
I'll cut to the chase, Mr White.

304
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,986
I've already seen
several things here today

305
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,853
that breach health
and safety regulations,

306
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,685
sixteen counts in all,
five of them serious.

307
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,600
Right. So what's the worst
that's going to happen?

308
00:18:33,635 --> 00:18:36,725
- We just do a big clean?
- The worst?

309
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:42,320
No, the worst that can happen is that
you'll be closed down and prosecuted.

310
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,000
Oh.

311
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,232
Oh, I need a drink.

312
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,083
Do you drink, Heather?

313
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,880
- On occasion.
- Would you like some of this drink?

314
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,805
I'll ignore
that last comment, Mr White.

315
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,947
So I will be submitting my full
report in the morning,

316
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,848
and you'll be hearing
from us in due course,

317
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,600
but if you could just sign there.

318
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,440
- Is that Parkinson's?
- Pardon?

319
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:20,765
The wristband.

320
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,520
- Er, yes, it's, er,
National Parkinson's Day. - I see.

321
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,682
My mother is a sufferer.

322
00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:29,460
Really?

323
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,820
Oh, that must be really,

324
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:36,287
really terrible for you.

325
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:38,720
I know how you must feel...

326
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:44,400
... because I'm in the club.

327
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,120
I can just come back.
I can just come back.

328
00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:53,680
Your brother?

329
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,365
Yeah.

330
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,165
There he is.

331
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,380
That's us, me and Bob.

332
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:03,525
Alton Towers, '05.

333
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,304
I'm his carer, you see.
I look after him. 

334
00:20:06,804 --> 00:20:07,965
Really?

335
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,459
Yeah.

336
00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:11,491
It's a bloody tough thing to do,

337
00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:15,505
- trying to care for someone
and keep work going. - Indeed.

338
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,320
But I just love him so much.

339
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,445
Of course! Of course you do!

340
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:26,640
And it's really hard
when it's close family, isn't it?

341
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,160
Yeah.

342
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,525
This is a bit weird.

343
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,640
Who'd have thought we'd bond
over something like this?

344
00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:37,720
Is it very advanced?

345
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,000
Oh, you know,
he has good days and bad days.

346
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,960
Look, Ms Critch...

347
00:20:51,995 --> 00:20:54,485
Heather,

348
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,925
I think it's time for me
to be honest with you.

349
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,845
Maybe I have taken my eye
off the ball a bit recently.

350
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,082
But it's been a real strain, you know,

351
00:21:02,082 --> 00:21:06,646
juggling this place with
looking after him at the same time.

352
00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:10,000
Oh, yes! Yes, I can imagine.

353
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,645
Roland, sorry. I, um...

354
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,580
- Oh, what are you doing here?
- I've, er, left Sarah's camera.

355
00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:24,480
What a lovely surprise. Come
to see your big brother at work?

356
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,440
I thought I told you
to stay at home, Bob.

357
00:21:26,475 --> 00:21:28,800
- Pardon?
- Come on, you, give me a hug.

358
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,440
Pretend you've got Parkinson's.

359
00:21:34,475 --> 00:21:37,045
What?

360
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:43,205
Here he is in person,
my little Parkinson's brother.

361
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,280
Like I said, he has good days and
bad days. This is a really good day.

362
00:21:46,315 --> 00:21:49,560
Bob, this is Heather,
the health and safety officer.

363
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,720
So lovely to meet you, Bob.

364
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,720
It's lovely to meet you, too.

365
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,540
Look, Roland,
I know it's hard at the moment.

366
00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:19,520
Just try and keep
an eye on these things, OK?

367
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,245
It is important stuff.

368
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,000
Yeah, I know it is, Heather.
Thank you for everything.

369
00:22:25,035 --> 00:22:27,205
And, Bob,

370
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,240
you stay brave!

371
00:22:30,275 --> 00:22:32,937
- Yeah.
- All done?

372
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,600
How did we do?

373
00:22:35,635 --> 00:22:37,485
Good.

374
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,080
What's the matter with you?

375
00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:40,880
Ants in your pants?

376
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,120
I'm only joking. I'm sure
there are no ants in our kitchen.

377
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,800
The rats have
probably eaten them all!

378
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:52,800
Right, Bib?

379
00:22:52,835 --> 00:22:54,720
Bob.

380
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,323
No, seriously, though, why are you
shaking like that? Are you drunk?

381
00:22:59,323 --> 00:23:02,244
No. I've g...

382
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,965
I'm...

383
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:11,160
Mr White's brother
has Parkinson's disease.

384
00:23:12,613 --> 00:23:14,275
Does he?

385
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,425
Parkinson's?

386
00:23:19,255 --> 00:23:20,664
Your brother?

387
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:28,120
Well, that is really, really,
really shitty.

388
00:23:28,155 --> 00:23:29,965
Thank you.

389
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
What a shitty disease.

390
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,754
Morning, Caroline.

391
00:24:06,035 --> 00:24:07,404
Morning, Robin.

392
00:24:07,435 --> 00:24:08,997
Hello, Roland.

393
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,056
She ignoring me?

394
00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:12,520
She might be.

395
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,725
How's things?

396
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,605
Good, thank you, yeah.

397
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,820
Great.

398
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,848
And how's everything
with Caroline's dad?

399
00:24:22,035 --> 00:24:25,320
Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
He seems to be, er,

400
00:24:25,355 --> 00:24:27,200
having a good day today.

401
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,605
How's Bob?

402
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,640
Yeah, that all seems
to have cleared up.

403
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,925
Bye, darling.

404
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,920
She was going to close us down!

405
00:25:14,289 --> 00:25:15,789
♪

406
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,365
Ta-da!

407
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,200
- Wow.
- It's for a TV show.

408
00:25:39,235 --> 00:25:40,877
And... action.

409
00:25:40,912 --> 00:25:42,616
Rosemary, Chef.

410
00:25:42,651 --> 00:25:44,320
Thanks, Skoose.

411
00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:45,845
It's dry!

412
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,440
It's my gel.
It looks wet, but it's dry.

413
00:25:49,475 --> 00:25:50,965
I am going to put you

414
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,405
officially
in charge of that kitchen.

415
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,680
We're just about to open a place,
actually, in Sydney,

416
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,433
- and I'm looking for a head chef.
- Sydney?

417
00:26:00,635 --> 00:26:02,725
Somebody in this room
is getting married.

418
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,960
And it's not me.
And it's not her. And it's not her.

419
00:26:04,995 --> 00:26:08,120
- Is it Caroline?
- You guessed!

420
00:26:08,121 --> 00:26:10,621
Sync and corrections
www.addic7ed.com

421
00:26:10,621 --> 00:26:12,600
♪ Oh, what do you know?

422
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:19,920
♪ Since there's nothing above
There must be something below

423
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:27,440
♪ So take those pictures
off the wall

424
00:26:27,475 --> 00:26:30,485
♪ No-one will believe you

425
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,480
♪ Till your world starts
to fall down. ♪