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Ah.
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Timmy, what are you
doing in my office?
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Oh, I just dropped a little
gift on your desk, sir.
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Aw, you're like the
fourth assistant to do that.
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And you wrapped it?
Well, there's a new twist.
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Sir, while the thought
had crossed my mind,
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this gift was in fact
sent by your mother.
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Oh, it was?
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Oh, she's coming to town. Yay.
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I was surprised
that you had a mother.
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I didn't imagine you
coming from human flesh.
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Yeah, well she's more
plastic than flesh now.
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A book, that sucks.
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Ah, a paintball gun.
Yeah, boy!
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I like this one.
I just need something to shoot.
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Ooh, put this on your head.
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Sir, just how stupid
do you think I am?
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What's up, guys?
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Mr. Rhodes,
would you please
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place this on your head?
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Can do.
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He totally missed the book.
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All right, babe, have fun.
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Jen says hey from Philadelphia.
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Ah, she gets
cell phone reception
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in the eagles' locker room?
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Funny.
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Yeah, she's
visiting college friends.
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Jen went to college
in the eagles' locker room?
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Another good one.
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Heh, heh.
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So are you guys ready
for my big guys' night?
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Uh, sorry, other plans.
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Yeah, same here.
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No, but I've got three dips.
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And one's got seven layers.
That's like ten dips.
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Look, I don't know
how to say this,
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but your guys' night's
gonna blow.
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You did know how to say it.
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- Okay you know what,
you guys are dis-invited,
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- I don't need you.
- Whoa.
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Who are you gonna have?
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Who?
Who am I not gonna have.
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My place is gonna be
wall-to-wall dudes,
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and you two are gonna miss it.
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All right,
so what do you think?
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You look like
Barney with boobs.
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We're interviewing possible
surrogate candidates today.
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And we're gonna find one.
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We're gonna finally
get this whole deal started.
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Yup, by the end of the day,
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we may know
who's gonna carry our child.
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Oh, and there's more big news.
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My softball banquet is tonight.
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Right, which is
equally important.
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The MVP vote is tonight.
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It's between me and Brenda.
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Brenda.
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How can a girl
be that good at softball?
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She's a lesbian.
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When we're
interviewing the surrogates,
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could you please try to
think before you talk?
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Fine.
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But all I know is,
at that banquet tonight,
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that lesbian is going down.
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Oh, yo, yo.
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Timmy-limmy-ding-dong!
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Did you get my message
about guys' night?
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A little pizza, booze, staying
up till question mark.
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Sounds like a rowdy good time.
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- Right on.
- Ah.
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Although I am
taking antibiotics
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so I shant drink,
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and I really do
have an early morning,
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so I should
turn in by 10:00.
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All right.
Question mark equals 10:00.
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Hello.
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Hello, you must
be Mrs. Dunbar, so pleased...
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This is Bunny Dunbar.
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I would like to
make an appointment
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at your salon for later today.
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Hi, mom.
I'm glad you could...
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Which services?
All of them, of course.
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Everything you've got,
just do, do, do it to me.
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Oh, great.
Thank you so much. Bye.
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- Rusty.
- Mommy.
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Don't touch.
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And you must be, um,
Russ' Sherpa?
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- My name is Timir.
- Oh.
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But please do call me Timmy.
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It's a real pleasure
to meet you, Mrs. Dunbar.
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- Oh, please, Mrs. Dunbar is
my ex-mother-in-law
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who, incidentally,
I wish was dead.
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- My grandma.
- Call me Bunny.
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All right.
Bunny.
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Oh, I just love your accent.
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Is it British with, like,
a touch of south African?
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Am I right?
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No, mom, actually Timmy's...
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Yes, you're exactly right.
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Huh, you learn
something new every day.
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Yes.
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Every day for
the last two years.
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Anyway, mom, so maybe today,
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lunch?
A movie?
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Mother-son
portrait sitting?
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Honey, I'm so sorry,
but I'm booked up
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for the rest of the day,
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and then tomorrow
I'm flying to London.
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But I am guessing that you
had a birthday this year.
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I knew it.
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So I just popped by
to give you this.
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Ooh la la!
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Wonder what it is.
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Sounds wildly expensive.
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Well, yeah, but you deserve it.
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Based on...?
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Rusty, your little friend
is so charming.
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I'd love him to
join us for dinner tonight.
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I would be absolutely honored.
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Oh, splendid.
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And now I have to go.
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I have to have
a young Brazilian man
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tend to my every need.
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And then I'm going to the spa.
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I'm laughing because
it's uncomfortable.
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Ciao, boys.
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Ciao.
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And Vince cut the cord,
and the doctor
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handed the baby to Teresa,
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and even though
I was only the surrogate,
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I burst into tears.
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Oh, that sounds
so perfect and wonderful.
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Yeah, it's all real solid.
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And if this works out,
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I'll be getting
into the city more,
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so I can catch
some Yankees games.
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You're a Yankees fan.
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Uh, Jeff's a mets fan.
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But what baseball team
anyone likes
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should have no bearing
on what we're doing here.
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Of course not.
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What difference should it make
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that your team just
buys the pennant every year.
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Jeff.
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The Yankees develop a ton
of their own talent.
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Jeter, Posada, Rivera.
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All home grown.
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Uh, you're
smoking some home grown.
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You're done talking.
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So, uh, should we
call the agency, or...
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Maybe October's a good time,
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since Jeff won't have
any baseball to watch.
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This isn't gonna work.
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Sorry, he blew it.
Same way the mets always do.
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We'll see next year.
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We'll see.
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She's not wrong.
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Until the mets get another bat
and some middle relief...
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They're not going anywhere.
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What was your mother's
belated birthday gift, sir?
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A money clip.
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I won't say
how much she gave me,
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but every bill has a picture
of president Franklin.
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Benjamin Franklin
was not president.
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Heh heh, not of your country.
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Because you had
the starving dude
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with the glasses
and the diaper.
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Gandhi certainly
had that coming.
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Well, I shouldn't
flaunt my gifts.
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I mean,
you had it tough growing up.
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What was your
Christmas present?
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You get to ride the goat
before everyone ate it?
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We didn't
celebrate Christmas, sir.
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You didn't even
get to ride the goat.
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All you got for your birthday
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was a phone call
from your mom in India.
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What phone call?
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Oh, your mom called
a couple of months ago.
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I think you were getting me
a bagel or something.
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Why on earth
didn't you say something?
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I know I didn't,
but I will now.
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Watch the
personal calls at work.
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Sir, my mother gave me
the greatest gifts of all.
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Love, support,
and quality time.
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Yeah, poor people presents.
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Sir, all this stuff
your mother gives you
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is merely a sad replacement
for any of those things.
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It's not all stuff.
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He said, fondling
his wad of 100s.
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How about she's taking me
to dinner tonight.
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How about that
"quality time" for ya?
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Very well.
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If you do decide
to give it a thought,
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perhaps you'll realize
there's some truth
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to what I'm saying, sir.
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Give it some thought.
Ugh.
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It was so nice to meet you,
and I am so glad
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you don't care about baseball.
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All righty then.
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Well, I guess
we'll be talking soon.
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- Yeah.
- I hope so.
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I guess if this works out,
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we'll have to shift
our time table.
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Why?
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Well, we'll have to wait
for you
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- to give birth to that one.
- Oh, my God.
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I guess she had somewhere
to go, but I like our chances.
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Mr. Rhodes,
your pizza arrived.
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Ah.
Sweet.
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I'm having a big guys' night.
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Oh, got friends coming over?
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Well, a lot of solid maybes.
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You want in?
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I'm working.
Hence the outfit.
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Hey, come up when
your shift is over.
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Let's call that
another solid maybe.
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But we're gonna be crushing it
on the late tip.
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I don't know what that means.
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Frank?
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The elevator
seems to have stopped.
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Frankie!
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00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:09,955
So how is everyone's food?
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00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:12,257
Oh, were it legal for a man
to marry a plate of paella,
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I would take this to city hall
post haste.
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Marrying food must be legal.
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Rusty's father
is married to a tart.
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00:10:21,935 --> 00:10:24,169
Okay, I think she's referring
to my stepmom, Cammy,
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who is several years my junior.
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Who, unlike some people,
called me on my birthday.
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Darling, you know that your
birthday is very hard for me.
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It reminds me that
time does not stand still,
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even though
the muscles of my face do.
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Mommy's very upset right now.
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My goodness, I would not want
to play poker against you.
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Oh, no, sorry.
Have I offended you?
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Not at all.
I'm laughing.
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Rusty, I know
this is hard for you,
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but in my own defense,
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I've always
missed your birthday.
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00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:05,227
Well, that's true.
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00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:06,645
But I think
the hurt has finally
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caught up to me
now that I'm 35.
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35, please.
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Well, he is 35.
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00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:14,386
I mean, I had him
when I was 17,
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and now I'm 52.
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Yes, well, I guess
that makes me seven.
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Well, rusty, I'm here now,
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and I know what to do
to make it up to you.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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Here.
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Oh, another gift.
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00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:36,241
I thought it might be something
a little more...
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Well, it was very expensive.
Wait until you see it.
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00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:43,515
Ah, a very expensive watch.
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Yes. And I had
three links removed
258
00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:50,756
so it would fit
my rusty's wrist perfectly.
259
00:11:50,757 --> 00:11:54,526
It's five links, mom.
260
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,561
It's always been five links.
261
00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:58,297
How can you not know that?
262
00:11:58,298 --> 00:12:01,099
It doesn't hug my wrist,
263
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:05,237
and it does not hug my heart!
264
00:12:05,238 --> 00:12:07,506
Rusty, stop!
Where are you going?
265
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,174
Oh, no.
266
00:12:14,228 --> 00:12:16,763
I left my phone at home, and
Abby's supposed to call tonight.
267
00:12:16,764 --> 00:12:17,798
Abby?
268
00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:20,100
Yeah, our last
surrogate candidate.
269
00:12:20,101 --> 00:12:22,185
Right, right.
Don't worry about it.
270
00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:23,737
She's got my number...
When she gets your voice mail,
271
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:24,805
she'll call me.
272
00:12:24,806 --> 00:12:26,907
All right, okay.
I'm counting on you.
273
00:12:26,908 --> 00:12:28,809
- Hey, Audrey.
- Oh, hey, Brenda.
274
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,178
I see you let Jeff
out of his cage tonight.
275
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,479
What's up, you big gorilla?
276
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,947
Nothing much, carrot top.
277
00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:37,751
Look who has a light beer.
Why don't you grow a pair?
278
00:12:37,752 --> 00:12:39,353
Oh, well, I could borrow yours,
279
00:12:39,354 --> 00:12:41,622
except they're
in Audrey's purse.
280
00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,824
And you know,
for your information,
281
00:12:43,825 --> 00:12:45,325
the reason I am
drinking a light beer
282
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:47,728
is because I don't want to end
up with a body like yours.
283
00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:51,898
Um, the last chick you dated
had a body exactly like mine.
284
00:12:51,899 --> 00:12:55,836
- Uh-uh, she was
only rocking "b" cups.
285
00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:00,641
Wow, I didn't think
it was possible,
286
00:13:00,642 --> 00:13:03,276
but you two are actually
classing this place down.
287
00:13:03,277 --> 00:13:04,594
Um...
288
00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:06,546
I gotta go make sure
that Sully has
289
00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:08,582
the correct spelling of my name
for the trophy.
290
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,933
Oh, okay.
291
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:12,185
Well, it's probably written
in your underwear, right?
292
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:17,624
I get why you
went the other way.
293
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,760
Yeah, and Jeff's
always there to remind me
294
00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:21,261
of what I'm not missing.
295
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:22,562
Tell me about it.
296
00:13:22,563 --> 00:13:24,131
We have been trying
to find a surrogate,
297
00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:27,000
and he is dragging his feet
the whole way.
298
00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:28,368
- Why?
- I don't know.
299
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:30,470
There's gotta be something
going on with him.
300
00:13:30,471 --> 00:13:32,472
Hey, um, just out of curiosity,
301
00:13:32,473 --> 00:13:35,676
what is the process for
joining up with your side?
302
00:13:35,677 --> 00:13:38,011
Oh, God.
We would love to have you.
303
00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:41,448
Plus, I could really
use the commission.
304
00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:47,654
How's it going out there?
305
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,090
Hector the repairman's
on his way.
306
00:13:50,091 --> 00:13:52,592
Right on.
Yeah, the more the merrier.
307
00:13:52,593 --> 00:13:56,029
Are you implying that
this is your guys' night,
308
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,332
and you're counting the
repairman and me as attendees?
309
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,401
Is that all right?
310
00:14:01,402 --> 00:14:03,704
Yeah, that's all right.
311
00:14:03,705 --> 00:14:06,440
Also pretty sad.
312
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:09,142
Hey!
Hola, Hector.
313
00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:12,679
Oh, there he is.
That guy, he's the guy.
314
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,115
Cold one
coming your way, Hector.
315
00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:19,920
Oh...
316
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:21,254
No worries, man.
Let's try it again.
317
00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:24,841
Heads up, Hector.
318
00:14:26,494 --> 00:14:29,763
Guys, we're out of beer.
319
00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:36,970
And another one for Brenda.
320
00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:39,356
Boo.
321
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:43,110
Abby hasn't called yet.
Let me see your phone.
322
00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:45,779
Jeff, you missed six calls.
Oh, damn it.
323
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,981
I was about to take it
off silent.
324
00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:49,750
Perfect.
And voice mail.
325
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,118
I swear, I'm going to punch you
in the neck!
326
00:14:51,119 --> 00:14:54,371
Hi, Abby, it's Audrey.
327
00:14:54,372 --> 00:14:56,873
Listen, if you haven't
left town yet,
328
00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:58,525
could you please call Jeff's
phone again?
329
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:02,062
Thank you.
330
00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:04,197
I'm sorry.
331
00:15:04,198 --> 00:15:05,699
And one more for Brenda.
332
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,068
Well, looks like
the vote is a tie.
333
00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:09,402
A tie?
334
00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:11,054
Yeah, that's
what's important here,
335
00:15:11,055 --> 00:15:13,306
that stupid softball trophy.
336
00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:16,076
- Hey, Audrey played in a game.
- Yeah, she should get a vote.
337
00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:18,245
Okay, Audrey,
338
00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:20,313
we need you to decide who wins.
339
00:15:25,219 --> 00:15:28,922
Congratulations.
340
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:31,291
No.
No, I haven't decided yet.
341
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:34,227
I know how much this trophy
means to Jeff.
342
00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:38,098
Recently he's been
thoughtless and selfish,
343
00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:40,667
and I can barely look at him
right now.
344
00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:45,472
But being the bigger person,
I vote for Jeff.
345
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,645
Yeah!
346
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:52,779
Yes!
347
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:56,783
Yeah, look at this baby!
I love it!
348
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:12,332
Come in.
349
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,533
Rusty?
350
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:16,236
Hey, mom.
What'd you bring me this time?
351
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:19,706
Oh, rusty, I'm really sorry
352
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,041
that I haven't
been there for you
353
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:23,143
in the way that
you wanted me to be.
354
00:16:23,144 --> 00:16:25,912
Timmy and I have had
a good long talk about it.
355
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,047
- Timmy?
- Yes, sir.
356
00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:28,682
You're mother insisted
I enlighten her
357
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:29,950
as to why you're so upset.
358
00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:30,917
Yeah.
359
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,385
Some of it has
hit me pretty hard.
360
00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:35,288
Well, somebody
had to start the dialogue
361
00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:37,791
to let the healing begin.
362
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:41,094
That was me.
I did that.
363
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:42,629
Timmy has made me realize that
364
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:45,432
I haven't been
much of a mother to you.
365
00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:50,303
Well, I barely saw you after
you won the custody battle
366
00:16:50,304 --> 00:16:52,939
and I had to stay with dad.
367
00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:59,546
I know I can't change the past.
368
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,615
But I'm finally
going to give you the gift
369
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:04,918
that I should have given you
a long time ago.
370
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,837
A pony?
Is there a pony in the hallway?
371
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:09,089
No.
372
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,790
No, I am going to give you
the gift
373
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,226
of self-reliance
and independence.
374
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:14,678
No more trust fund.
375
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,845
Wait, that's not
what I suggested.
376
00:17:15,846 --> 00:17:17,797
That's not what I suggested.
377
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:20,850
No more free apartment.
378
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:23,970
No more my business manager
paying all the bills.
379
00:17:23,971 --> 00:17:27,040
You're finally going
to become a real man.
380
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,809
With a pony?
381
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:33,280
It's time to grow up, rusty.
382
00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:35,348
I don't want to.
383
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:38,485
It's for the best.
384
00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:40,287
I love you, son.
385
00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:48,828
And let's have breakfast
together tomorrow
386
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:49,863
before I leave.
387
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,498
I'd like that.
388
00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:54,501
Bye.
389
00:17:59,974 --> 00:18:01,574
Hmm.
390
00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:13,086
Just not in the face, sir.
391
00:18:17,058 --> 00:18:22,028
Ow...
Nor the genitals.
392
00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:23,997
Jeff,
393
00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:26,032
Sully just threw up
on my sandal.
394
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,600
I'm going to go try
to rinse it off,
395
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,235
- and then I'd like to leave.
- Yeah, but then you're going...
396
00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:31,304
I'm okay missing
the slide show.
397
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:33,573
You can watch it online later.
398
00:18:33,574 --> 00:18:36,676
I'm not gonna
watch it online later.
399
00:18:36,677 --> 00:18:40,580
And they let you people
get married, and not me.
400
00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:42,682
Audrey, I'm sorry I've been
such a jackass.
401
00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:44,985
This whole surrogate thing
has just got me crazy.
402
00:18:44,986 --> 00:18:47,187
Yeah, why is it taking so long?
403
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:49,823
From my point of view,
the problem is Jeff exists.
404
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,359
I guess the idea of a stranger
405
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,494
being such a big part
of our lives
406
00:18:54,495 --> 00:18:55,495
just seems weird to me.
407
00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:58,064
I don't let a stranger
park my car.
408
00:18:58,065 --> 00:19:02,102
Yeah, 'cause then
you'd have to tip them.
409
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,137
I make a salary.
410
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,439
And we've been burned before.
411
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,841
And whoever you end up choosing,
412
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,510
you don't really know 'em...
It's rough.
413
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,512
Yes, I know.
It's rough.
414
00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:15,915
But it's where we are.
415
00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:19,753
I'll do it.
416
00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:22,589
What?
417
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,924
What are you saying?
418
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:28,395
I'm saying that
I'll be your surrogate,
419
00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:29,596
you know, if you want.
420
00:19:29,597 --> 00:19:32,632
Are you serious?
421
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:35,268
Yeah.
422
00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:37,937
Yeah.
I'm serious.
423
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:40,273
Put your baby in me.
424
00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:43,743
Wait...
So this is real?
425
00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:45,945
You would actually
do this for us?
426
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,480
Yeah.
427
00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:49,215
Audrey, I really like you.
428
00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:54,254
And, Jeff,
you're...Married to her.
429
00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:58,558
We accept.
430
00:19:58,559 --> 00:19:59,926
Great.
431
00:19:59,927 --> 00:20:02,362
I would kiss you,
but I wouldn't want
432
00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,264
to make you all hot
and confused.
433
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:06,933
Yeah, we probably
shouldn't risk it.
434
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:10,036
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
435
00:20:10,037 --> 00:20:12,856
- This is amazing.
- I like where this is headed.
436
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,143
You realize you're signing on
for about a year of this.
437
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,644
Adam?
438
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,607
Jeff.
439
00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:35,908
You made it, big dog!
440
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:37,643
Yeah, we're out of beer.
441
00:20:37,644 --> 00:20:39,478
Uh, the other guys left.
442
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:43,132
But we could get
our rally on, huh?
443
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,951
No, Jeff, come back here.
444
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,286
Look, I'm very hungry.
445
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,589
Help me, please!
446
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:59,925
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