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I can't believe you watch that show.

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I think is funny. I like the orange guy.

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I told you dad, that is Snooky.

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He is funny.

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Tim, you wanna watch these
idiots on Jersey Shore?

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I'd love to, but I'm about
to hand scrub your delicates.

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So I've got my own situation.

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Do you want more money?

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Wish for it.

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Do you want love?

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Wish for it.

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- Do you want a better job?
- Wish for it.

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- Who the hell is this?
- I'm guessing it's life coach

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and best-selling author
Charlotte Ann Robinson.

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Hi. I'm life coach and best-selling author

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Charlotte Ann Robinson.

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But I could be wrong.

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All this can be yours
by using my wish method...

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W-i-s-h.

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Want it... see it... happen.

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Wish!

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I want... to see...

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The Guidos Fight!

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Join me for my
amazing seminar at the...

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San Diego Airport suites hotel.

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This Friday through Monday.

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I guarantee your lives
will be changed forever.

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I wish to see you there.

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- What a bunch of garbage.
- I know!

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Whant it. See it. Happen.

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She dropped an "I".

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It's not wish. It's wisih.

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It's stupid.

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You want something, you work for it.

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You don't wisih for it.

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What mindless rubes would
fall for such an obvious scam?

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Oh, my God, we just came
back from the Wish seminar,

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and it was amazing.

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Our lives were changed forever.

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And all we had to do was...

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Wish.

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Well, wish and quit our jobs.

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Wait... what?

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Why did you guys quit your jobs?

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Because our wish is to
start our own business.

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Well, do you have anything else lined up?

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Nope. Nothing but a wish.

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I wish I'd remembered to lock the door.

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Sync by United - corrected by chamallow
www.united4ever.tv / www.addic7ed.com

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- Pop, before you judge us...
- You are titanic idiots!

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I said before.

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Ed, we hated working for that company.

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We always wanted to sell
real estate on our own.

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- So before you yell at us...
- This is the dumbest thing

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you've ever done. You are titanic idiots!

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I don't think he knows what before means.

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You don't quit a paying
job selling real estate

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To take an unpaying
job selling real estate!

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You have no idea how horrible
it was to work at that company.

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Our boss Katie... she was a monster.

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What was that, uh, that terrible
name she used to call you?

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It was, uh... it was...

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Titanic idiot.

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Yes. Yes, that was it.

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Do you have idea what
it's like to work for

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a despicable taskmaster who
insults you all day long?

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I do!

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Zip it, Hazel.

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I got a toilet ring with your name on it.

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Look, dad, we've always wanted
to start our own company.

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We just never had the
courage to go ahead and do it.

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Charlotte's wish seminar gave
us that push that we needed.

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I don't wanna look back 50 years from now

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and say I didn't take a chance,

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I didn't start a business with my husband.

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And now it's too late. He's dead.

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Wai... ho...

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Hold on a second.

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Why am I dead?

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Shark attack. It was on the news.

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You let some shyster

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talk you into quitting your jobs?

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No, no, Charlotte's the real deal,

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and she brought me up on-stage.

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It was amazing. Changed my life forever.

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The only time I've ever heard

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of anybody having their
life changed forever on-stage

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Was in Tijuana.

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It involved a donkey and a ziploc baggie.

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That was the worst family vacation ever.

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You are too cynical, Ed.

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Charlotte has made millions
helping people just like us.

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Hey, listen, I'm all for taking advantage

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of weak-minded people.

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That's how I got laid
in the fifties, but...

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anyone who says, "just wish for it

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and it'll happen," they're full of crap.

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Well, we believe it,

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and we think we're
gonna be very successful.

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Every idiot thinks they're
gonna be successful.

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That's why they're idiots!

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Vince!

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All right, all right. Look, dad...

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we're not like the other idiots.

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Good one, honey.

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I can't believe the two of you did this.

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Look, pop, we just made a
pretty major life decision.

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It would be nice if you
were a little bit supportive.

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Yeah. Could you say something... positive?

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Of course.

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I'm positive...

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that this supernova of garbage
will explode in your face.

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You titanic idiots!

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Why do we keep getting
this guy father's day gifts?

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Hey.

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Can I interest you in a little T&A?

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Excuse me?

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Turkey and avocado sandwich.
I'm famous for them.

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Ah. T&a. Turkey and avocado.

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Mm-hmm.

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Glad you didn't ask me if
I wanted a baloney and jam.

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- Well, do you want one or not?
- I'm good.

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I'm just doing some research
for this article I'm writing.

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Well, what do you know?

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A real job.

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Who'd of thought you'd be
the son I'd be proud of?

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Well, you only got two. I
figure I got a 50-50 shot.

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What's the assignment?

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I pitched my editor a story
on Charlotte Ann Robinson,

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You know, that wish lady

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who convinced Vince and
Bonnie to quit their jobs?

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Yeah, well, if you wanna do a story

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on a woman who makes wishes come true,

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Go to the Cactus Club in
Tijuana and ask for Conchita.

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That's just a story about prostitutes.

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I'd read it.

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Guaranteed happy ending.

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Thanks, dad. Anyway...

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my angle on the story is
how these self-help gurus

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tend to do really well in
difficult economic times.

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In my day, we didn't
call them self-help gurus.

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We called them snake oil salesmen.

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And we would tar and feather them

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And run them out of town on a rail.

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Then you loaded up your musket

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and went out to fight
them indians, right, pa?

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That's right.

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You make sure when you write that article

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you talk about all the
crap that woman peddles.

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You know, this book is pretty interesting.

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I'm gonna go check out her seminar today.

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I'll save ya a trip.

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Here's your story.

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Give people what they want,
and they'll pay ya for it.

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It's also Conchita's book.

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Here.

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Listen to this.

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She says that we're constantly

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putting wishes out
there in the universe...

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whether we're conscious of it or not.

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And ultimately, they're
all gonna be answered.

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Really?

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I'll give it a try.

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Universe...

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I wish I lived alone.

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Nope. The kid's still here.

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I'll wish harder.

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Universe... I really,

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really wished I lived alone.

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Oh, my!

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- See ya later, dad.
- Yeah.

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Where's Henry going?

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He's going down to the seminar
where Vince and Bonnie were.

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Huh. And you're gonna let him do that?

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Well, what the hell do I care?
He's just gonna write a story.

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Well, Vince and Bonnie
went to see that woman,

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and now they have no job.

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Yeah. But Henry's got
a really strong will.

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- Really?
- He's got a pretty strong will.

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- Really?
- He's got quite a strong will.

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Really?

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Well, he's got a willy.

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And I am a living example

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of how wishes can come true.

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I used to be just like many of you...

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lost, confused, unemployed, brunette.

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And now look at me!

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I'm a natural blonde multimillionaire

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on-stage at the San Fran...
Diego Airport suites hotel...

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I'm telling you that
you can be just like me.

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Yes, you can!

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Can you believe how many people

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actually buy into this thing?

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I've been to seven of these seminars.

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I've been to eight of these seminars.

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Okay, and now it's time

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to put your wishes out into the universe.

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Turn to the person next
to you and share a wish.

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My wish is to have the self-esteem

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to not sleep with the first
guy who gives me a compliment.

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Great wish. So smart. So pretty.

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Thank you.

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I wish I had a million dollars.

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I wish you had a breath mint.

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Where the hell is my son?

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And now it's time to
change someone's life

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right here on this stage.

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Who will it be?

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Henry!

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Henry, over here!

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You, sir, the handsome older fisherman.

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Me?

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Yes! Time to make your wish come true.

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- Bring him on up.
- Oh, crap.

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- And what's your name, sir?
- My name is Ed.

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And why are you here?

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Well, I'm looking for
a 27-year-old young man.

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Dark hair, good-looking, 6 feet tall.

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Kind of a geek.

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Well, you know what you like.

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All you have to do is wish for it.

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No, no, no, no, no.
I'm looking for my son.

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I... I want to take him home.

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And why would you do that?

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Well, because...

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I wanna be as respectful as possible,

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but you and all these people gathered here

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are crazy losers.

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No, no, no.

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We welcome skeptics here.

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Remember what it says
in my book about doubt?

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Doubt is a wish turned inside out.

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Cheese and crackers.

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It's like night of the living morons.

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Ed, I think we should have a chat.

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Esteban, can we get a microphone for Ed?

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Gracias, Esteban.

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Oh, thank you, Esteban.

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So, Ed, it sounds to me

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like you're not a big fan of the wish.

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Well, wish, wish, wishes for...

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girls with broken hearts
and boys with broken condoms.

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Well, here wish is an acronym

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that implies an act of
will and visualization.

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Want it... see it... happen!

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W-i-s-h.

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Wishhhhhh.

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That's not wish.

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That's wisih.

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You slipped an "it" in there.

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I'm surprised you people don't see that.

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This is all a scam.

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One man's scam is another man's dream.

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Well, I...

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I don't even know what that means,

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"one man's scam is another... "

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Listen, if you want
help, hell, I'll help you.

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For free!

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00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:25,277
Then please, Ed. Go right ahead.

260
00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,412
Really? I will.

261
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,881
Uh, you, sir. You look like you're here

262
00:11:29,882 --> 00:11:33,351
because you wanna lose 100 pounds.

263
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,388
You can't wish that away.

264
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:40,091
You have to eat sensibly,
buy a treadmill, work out.

265
00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:41,893
Otherwise, you won't
be able to see your nuts

266
00:11:41,894 --> 00:11:44,129
without a hand mirror.

267
00:11:46,866 --> 00:11:50,602
I just wanna get rid of my eczema.

268
00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:52,837
Nobody's looking at your eczema.

269
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,958
- What about you?
- I want to be a model.

270
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,477
No.

271
00:11:59,478 --> 00:12:02,297
Ed, give me the microphone.

272
00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:05,450
Now, look at me. Meet my gaze.

273
00:12:05,451 --> 00:12:07,852
Who... those two guys?

274
00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:12,791
No. I want you to look at me!

275
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,993
- What do you want?
- I have a wish for you.

276
00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:18,613
Hey, listen, this mind game
may work on these lemmings here,

277
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,465
but the wishing business...

278
00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:21,900
will not work on me.

279
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,735
- You don't think so?
- No, I don't.

280
00:12:23,736 --> 00:12:26,705
I didn't wish for that.

281
00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:28,540
I know. I did.

282
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,208
- Oh...
- Mm-hmm...

283
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,410
Now do you believe in
the power of the wish?

284
00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,312
No, I believe in the power of old spice

285
00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:36,247
and a clean fishing vest.

286
00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:39,384
Listen, there's nobody here.
You can tell me the truth.

287
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,686
This was not my first time.

288
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:44,456
What's your question?

289
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:45,991
My question is don't you feel guilty

290
00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:47,325
ripping these people off?

291
00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:49,494
But I'm not. I make people feel happy.

292
00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:52,864
But my son and his wife
quit their jobs because of you.

293
00:12:52,865 --> 00:12:55,000
I bet if you ask them,
they'd say they're happy.

294
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:58,236
I'm so unhappy!

295
00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:02,574
Our careers are over.
What are we gonna do?

296
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:05,477
All right. Bonnie...

297
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:07,345
one of us has to be the strong one here.

298
00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:10,715
Well, who's it gonna be?

299
00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:12,117
Once, twice, three, shoot.

300
00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,752
- Again.
- Once, twice, three, shoot.

301
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:14,953
- Stop doing rock.
- Okay.

302
00:13:14,954 --> 00:13:16,221
- Once, twice, three, shoot.

303
00:13:16,222 --> 00:13:17,656
- Aw, damn it.
- That's what you get

304
00:13:17,657 --> 00:13:19,891
For not listening.

305
00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:22,594
All right. We're gonna be okay.

306
00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:24,129
You think so?

307
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,664
I know so.

308
00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:28,099
But what if we don't make it?

309
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,135
I don't know!

310
00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,936
All right...

311
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,305
Look at me, look at me, look at me.

312
00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:35,774
You still wanna do this, right?

313
00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:37,475
Absolutely. Absolutely, honey.

314
00:13:37,476 --> 00:13:39,044
But it takes money to run a business.

315
00:13:39,045 --> 00:13:42,981
Well... we do have one
asset we could sell.

316
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:47,519
My body.

317
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,987
No. No, honey.

318
00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:51,756
I'm talking about... the house.

319
00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:55,694
Honey, you wanna sell our condo?

320
00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:57,362
That... that's all we have.

321
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:59,497
Yeah, but if we sell it
then we'll have a listing,

322
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,332
and once we have a listing,

323
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,034
We'll have one Bonnie
and Vince realty sign

324
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:04,886
out there for the world to see.

325
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,471
You know what? You're right.

326
00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,406
And once there's one Vince
and Bonnie realty sign

327
00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:10,742
out there... it'll lead to another.

328
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,444
And before you know
it, there'll be dozens

329
00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:13,912
of Bonnie and Vince realty signs.

330
00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:16,681
Vince and Bonnie Realty. Nice ring to it.

331
00:14:16,682 --> 00:14:20,218
I agree. Bonnie and Company of San Diego.

332
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:22,353
But honey, it's gonna take
a while to sell this place.

333
00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:24,089
What are we gonna do for
money in the meantime?

334
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,424
Well, we could rent this place.

335
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:27,559
The rental market's great.

336
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,195
I bet we'll have someone within a week!

337
00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:32,997
You know what, Bon-Bon? You're right.

338
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,866
We can do this.

339
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,534
We can totally do this.

340
00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:39,370
- I feel good about this.
- Me too!

341
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,458
- Wait. Where are we gonna live?
- I don't know!

342
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,276
Oh, baby.

343
00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:47,278
Well, I... I say you can't.

344
00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,481
And I'm telling you I have a surefire way

345
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:52,083
to tell your exact age within one month.

346
00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:55,653
I've got 25¢ that says you can't.

347
00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:59,057
Okay, big spender.

348
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,894
Oh...

349
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:05,429
♪ Canada ♪

350
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,133
What are you doing down there?

351
00:15:08,134 --> 00:15:09,868
Shh!

352
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:13,171
You're going... to be...

353
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:14,439
Hold on.

354
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,475
I will if you will.

355
00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:19,310
I'm thinking.

356
00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:22,480
I'll give you 17 guesses.

357
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,000
You'll be 73 next September.

358
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,285
That's amazing.

359
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:29,788
You got all that by
poking around down there?

360
00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:31,622
No!

361
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:34,425
I saw your driver's license earlier.

362
00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:37,162
I love your technique.

363
00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:39,364
That's what your book should be about.

364
00:15:39,365 --> 00:15:41,166
You're so cynical.

365
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,300
If it's such a joke,

366
00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:43,768
why did you chase your son down here?

367
00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:45,336
Well, because I didn't want him

368
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:46,738
getting sucked into all this.

369
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:48,673
He's finally got his life on track,

370
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,642
and he's making good decisions.

371
00:15:50,643 --> 00:15:53,378
Okay...

372
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,446
I'm ready.

373
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:58,616
I'm at your mercy, sexy
pirate. Do what you will.

374
00:15:58,617 --> 00:16:00,084
Hold on.

375
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,054
I'm taking off my clothes
and putting on my eye patch.

376
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,592
Hello!

377
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,344
Hellooo!

378
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,500
Oh, crap. Not again.

379
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,888
Let's say you're right.

380
00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:23,508
Let's say Henry's wish
was to move back in with me

381
00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:25,109
to get to know me better.

382
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,812
Why would Vince wish to lose his job?

383
00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:30,315
Maybe it wasn't his wish.
Maybe it was your wish.

384
00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:31,749
Why the hell would I wish that?

385
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,151
I don't know.

386
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:34,953
Guess you'll have to wait
for the universe to tell you.

387
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,520
I'll tell you what my wish is.

388
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:40,575
My wish is you try to guess
my age again, only faster.

389
00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,995
Why don't you try to
guess my age, Mr. Selfish?

390
00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,296
Well, that's easy.

391
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,931
You're 37.

392
00:17:02,582 --> 00:17:05,217
You. That's right.

393
00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:10,055
You've still got it!

394
00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,398
You. That's right.

395
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:24,503
You let a girl take your pants... again!

396
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:28,807
It's that word "again"
that disturbs me the most.

397
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:33,846
The next time a chick asks
me to take my pants off,

398
00:17:33,847 --> 00:17:35,381
I'm gonna say no.

399
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,349
That's a good idea.

400
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,618
That way, everybody wins.

401
00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:44,490
Come and sit down beside me.

402
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:47,893
I went to the, uh, seminar... today.

403
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,361
I was a little worried about you.

404
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,497
Why would you possibly worry about me?

405
00:17:51,498 --> 00:17:53,465
Ask the boy with no pants.

406
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,469
Right, right.

407
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,205
I didn't want you
making any rash decisions

408
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,707
like Vince and Bonnie.

409
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,742
Mm. They told you they're
selling their condo.

410
00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,010
- What?
- Oh.

411
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:06,178
No.

412
00:18:06,179 --> 00:18:08,013
Yeah, they're selling their condo.

413
00:18:08,014 --> 00:18:09,448
They're selling their condo?

414
00:18:09,449 --> 00:18:11,367
Well, where are they gonna stay?

415
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:12,685
They're freaking out.

416
00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:15,054
They said they're gonna
look at studios in El Cajon.

417
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:17,256
El Cajon!

418
00:18:17,257 --> 00:18:20,392
That's the anus of San Diego!

419
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:22,161
They can't stay there!

420
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:24,430
Well, that's what they're gonna do.

421
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,434
Jeez!

422
00:18:28,435 --> 00:18:29,401
What?

423
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:31,203
I wish I could do something for them.

424
00:18:31,204 --> 00:18:33,105
Ah.

425
00:18:33,106 --> 00:18:35,641
A wish.

426
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,376
Well, here's a wish.

427
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,045
Put on your pants.

428
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:43,349
The kumquat brothers are
making a prison break.

429
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,159
Wake up.

430
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,578
Ed!

431
00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:58,764
Dad!

432
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:02,067
- What are you doing here?
- How'd you get in?

433
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:05,037
Your door was open. Hell of a watchdog.

434
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:07,306
It's 3:00 in the morning.

435
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:09,375
Here.

436
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:10,592
These are yours.

437
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:12,645
Th... these are your house keys.

438
00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:14,747
I heard you need a place to stay.

439
00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:17,683
Pop, it's all right.
We're gonna rent a place.

440
00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:19,451
No, no, no. You need the money.

441
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:20,936
You can stay with me.

442
00:19:20,937 --> 00:19:24,623
Ed, we d... we don't want
to be an inconvenience.

443
00:19:24,624 --> 00:19:27,559
My dear, that ship has sailed.

444
00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:30,863
All right, seriously, pop.
Don't do us any favors.

445
00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:32,865
Not a favor. Trust me.

446
00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:34,633
You're gonna be plenty miserable there.

447
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:37,236
But maybe you'll save some money,

448
00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:40,339
and hopefully, your business
will get off the ground.

449
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,975
Mostly... I'm doing it for love.

450
00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:44,176
Ed, that's so...

451
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:46,745
- For the dog.
- Okay.

452
00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:51,417
Aw, yes, sweetheart.

453
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:54,019
We'll take it.

454
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,821
Dad, this is huge.

455
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,623
Is this what you really want?

456
00:19:57,624 --> 00:19:59,858
No!

457
00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:03,095
But apparently, the universe
thinks I wished for it.

458
00:20:03,096 --> 00:20:06,832
Come on, Root Beer. Come on, Root Beer.

459
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,867
That's a boy.

460
00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:12,471
And the ball is snapped.

461
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,972
The quarterback fakes a throw left...

462
00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:15,240
Look at us!

463
00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:19,511
We're sitting around,
watching tv after dinner.

464
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:20,946
This is kind of awesome.

465
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:24,016
It's like we're a normal family.

466
00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:27,252
Yeah, dad, his two grown
sons, one of their wives.

467
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:29,688
A maid with balls.

468
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,591
Somebody call Norman Rockwell.

469
00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:36,429
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