1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:03,092 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,994 The riot left victims in its wake. 3 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,671 Do I need a transplant? 4 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,767 You need to come to terms with the reality of what's happened to you. 5 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,875 We'd like to know where exactly you were when your husband was shot. 6 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:17,212 My wife is the one person on that backstabbing street that I can trust. 7 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:20,009 So what am I supposed to do? Just pretend Grace doesn't exist? 8 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,110 Yes. 9 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,588 Gabby's biological daughter was erased, 10 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,614 and she struggled to cope. 11 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,226 I slept with Tom. 12 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,962 And Lynette learned the truth. 13 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:38,161 Tom Scavo had a 20- year-old secret. 14 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:43,169 He had once slept with his wife's best friend. 15 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:48,037 Tom felt it no longer mattered. 16 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:53,075 But his wife, who had just learned this secret, felt differently. 17 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,585 That's why she had decided to punish him, 18 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,185 and torture him, 19 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,465 and humiliate him. 20 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,710 Lynette planned to tell her husband she knew, 21 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:22,147 but first, she was determined 22 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,308 to have her revenge. 23 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,976 What are my keys doing on the floor? 24 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,424 Did my pants just rip? 25 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,892 Yeah. You might want to go up and change. 26 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,224 Wow. Thank God I wasn't going commando. 27 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,331 I'm sorry you had to see that. 28 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,662 (GASPS) 29 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,163 RENEE: Is that a seam ripper? 30 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,603 Could be. I don't really sew. 31 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,479 Did you do something to Tom's pants? 32 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,608 Lynette. 33 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,010 It's just a thing I do 34 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,282 whenever I find out he slept with one of my friends. 35 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,947 (GROANING) I knew I shouldn't have told you about us. 36 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,286 But you did! 37 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,621 So, this is how you're getting back at him? 38 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,630 Isn't it a little immature? 39 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,926 My rage needs an outlet. 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,595 You gotta admit, it beats smashing his head in with a nine-iron. 41 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,104 Well, there is another option. 42 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,000 You could tell him you know and deal with it. 43 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,309 - No! - Well, why not? 44 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,676 Because then he'll tell me he's sorry, 45 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:30,705 and I'll cry and he'll cry, and then I'll get over it. 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,641 And I'm not ready to get over it. 47 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,522 I have a lot of anger to work through 48 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,524 before we sweep this under the carpet and move on. 49 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,459 So please don't tell him what I'm doing. 50 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:43,854 - But, Lynette, it... - Come on. 51 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,658 It's not like anybody's getting hurt. 52 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,132 - (TOM EX CLAIMING) - (RENEE GASPS) 53 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,799 Tom! Are you okay? 54 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,134 Yeah. I slipped on something. 55 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,671 Peanut butter? 56 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,909 Those damn kids. 57 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:05,507 MARY ALICE: Yes, Lynette Scavo had developed a taste for revenge. 58 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:10,517 And she was finding it delicious. 59 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:25,693 We pass by these people every day. 60 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,733 We sense their isolation, 61 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:35,914 but we just keep walking, 62 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:41,218 telling ourselves there's nothing we can do to help, 63 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,618 which we know is a lie. 64 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,251 Hello, Reverend. Wonderful sermon today. 65 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,258 Thank you, Bree. Do you have a moment? 66 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:50,626 I need to talk to you about something. 67 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:51,721 Sure. 68 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:54,198 One of our parishioners is going through a personal crisis. 69 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,032 She's in desperate need of a friend, someone to talk to. 70 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,297 And you thought of me? I'm flattered. 71 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,930 So you wouldn't mind reaching out to this lost lamb? 72 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,271 You are the very milk of human kindness. 73 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,036 Now, stop. I'm happy to help. 74 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,411 Unless you're talking about Beth Young, 75 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,922 in which case I'd rather shave my head and join the Hare Krishnas. 76 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:17,980 Bree! 77 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:20,959 I'm sorry, but she is married to the biggest lunatic in Fairview. 78 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:24,589 He tried to destroy our neighborhood, and she did nothing to stop him. 79 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,361 Still, the Christian thing is to offer her solace. 80 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:31,529 After all, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." 81 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,265 John, chapter eight, verse seven. 82 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,169 What about, "The righteous will be glad when they are avenged, 83 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,837 "when they bathe their feet in the blood of the wicked"? 84 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,437 Psalm 56, verse 10. 85 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,309 "If you do not forgive others their sins, 86 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:49,151 "your Father will not forgive yours." Matthew, chapter six, verse 15. 87 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,520 "Whoever does not obey the laws of God 88 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,889 "must surely be punished by death or banishment." 89 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,190 Ezra, chapter seven, verse 26. 90 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:00,227 "Bree Van De Kamp is shacking up with her boyfriend." 91 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,497 Cynthia Thomas, pew five, seat seven. 92 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,473 Fine. I'll talk to her, but this is spiritual blackmail. 93 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,807 I'm a man of God, Bree. 94 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,871 I do what it takes to get the job done. 95 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,314 (SIGHING) 96 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,977 BOB: Everything's delicious, Gabby. 97 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,247 Thank you. I'm glad you guys could come. 98 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,758 Well, you know us. We never turn down a champagne brunch. 99 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,191 Who said anything about champagne? 100 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,991 I did. Come on, people, we need some bubbly! 101 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,088 We gotta celebrate! 102 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:33,757 Celebrate what? 103 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,262 - Do you... - Okay, it's kind of a long story. 104 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,169 It all started last year... 105 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,537 We're adopting a child. 106 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,939 You were killing the moment. 107 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,443 Meet Liza Hunter-McDermott. 108 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,004 Liza? 109 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,707 Guess who lost that coin toss. 110 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,878 She's beautiful. 111 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,385 BOB: There was a two-year wait for a baby, 112 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:55,785 but we found this orphanage that had lots of older kids, 113 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,720 so we figured why not? 114 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:01,588 She's 10 years old, and if all goes well, she's ours next month. 115 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,931 Well, we're really happy for you guys. Aren't we, Gabby? 116 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,595 Gabby, what's wrong? 117 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,872 Nothing. I'm thrilled for you. Really. 118 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:19,906 Oh, honey. We didn't even think. 119 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,072 With everything you've been going through... 120 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,172 She's fine. 121 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:27,149 It's just, I don't even know where Grace is, or how she is, 122 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:28,583 or when I'm gonna see her again. 123 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,781 Gabby! 124 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,392 We didn't mean to upset you guys. 125 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,425 It's fine. 126 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:39,158 She's gone, and now Gabby and I are moving on. 127 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,996 And we've agreed not to talk about it because it is so painful. 128 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,130 I'm sure you understand. 129 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,572 Of course. 130 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,100 So please, tell us more about your little girl. What is she like? 131 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:55,342 You're gonna love her. I mean, she's so smart and so funny. 132 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,940 The first time we walked in that room there was this instant connection. 133 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,246 We just knew she was ours. 134 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,987 You know what? We should make a toast to little Liza. 135 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,489 I'm gonna get that champagne. 136 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,658 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 137 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,451 Look who I found. 138 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,118 Julie! 139 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,766 What are you doing here? I told you not to fly home. 140 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,928 Mom, haven't you learned I don't listen to a word you say? 141 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,096 Besides, they won't let you mail a major organ. 142 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,335 Oh, no. No, don't even think about it. 143 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,003 You are not gonna be my donor. 144 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,774 I did tons of research. They have these new surgical techniques. 145 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,576 It's no worse than a belly piercing. 146 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,746 Which I did not do. 147 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,014 You know, the doctor did say 148 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,784 that blood relatives are your best chance for a match. 149 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,356 Honey, you are not going through the rest of your life 150 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:14,450 with only one kidney. 151 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,686 - But, Mom... - No. 152 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,125 I'm going on the wait list. 153 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,797 That could take years. 154 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,356 You know, there is another option. 155 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,767 Somebody who is close to you, that loves you very much. 156 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,601 We've been through this. You're not the right blood type. 157 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,775 I meant your mother. 158 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,945 My mother? 159 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,914 Mike, I already lost my kidney, now you want me to lose my mind? 160 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,143 No, no, no, no. 161 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,719 We are not asking her for a kidney. 162 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,583 No. In fact, we're not even telling her about this. 163 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,714 We're not? 164 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,316 Of course not. 165 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:51,157 If she heard one word about this... Oh, my God. Julie, what did you do? 166 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,922 I'm sorry. 167 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,626 You're hurt, I thought you'd want her to know, 168 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,066 and she'll be here tomorrow. 169 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,565 Oh, my God! 170 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,573 I've gotta get out of here. Unhook me, unhook me. 171 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,336 No, no, no, no. Susan, this is good. 172 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,933 You need a kidney, she's got a kidney. 173 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,502 That I will be paying for the rest of my life! 174 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,912 "How come you haven't visited? I gave you my kidney." 175 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,883 "Why won't you friend me on Facebook? 176 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:12,976 "I gave you my kidney." 177 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,852 No, this is a nightmare. You owe me, Julie. Big. 178 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:21,090 You're right. How about I give you a kidney? 179 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,956 Bigger than that. 180 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:37,699 - (WHISPERS) Don't react. - (EX CLAIMING) 181 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:38,971 Good not reacting! 182 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,104 What the hell are you doing back there? 183 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,705 I can't let her see me talking to you. 184 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:43,976 Who? 185 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,449 Lynette. She knows. 186 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,612 Knows what? (STAMMERING) About us? 187 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,346 How? 188 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,354 Who cares how? The point is she found out. 189 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,383 Why hasn't she said anything to me? 190 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:55,620 She's saying it. 191 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,891 Your pants splitting open, falling down the stairs. 192 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,694 Haven't you noticed you've been a little accident-prone lately? 193 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,798 - That was her? - Mmm. 194 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,962 So she's responsible for my flat tire? 195 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,164 Mmm-hmm. 196 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,797 The sardines in my gym bag? 197 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,932 Yep. 198 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,409 The gay porn in my PowerPoint presentation? 199 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,536 Her proudest moment. 200 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,239 So she's just gonna keep on screwing with me? 201 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,803 I mean, what else's she got planned? 202 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,009 I don't know, but she is one angry woman. 203 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,813 Be careful. God knows what she'll do next. 204 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,749 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 205 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:24,947 Ow! What the hell are you doing? 206 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,654 Testing the brakes before I get on the highway. 207 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,389 BREE: Hi! 208 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,864 I haven't seen you out in a while, 209 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,334 so I thought I'd stop by and see how you're doing. 210 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,433 What do you really want? 211 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,341 Well, I talked to Reverend Sikes yesterday, 212 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:49,337 and he tells me that you've been going through kind of a rough patch. 213 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,276 Come on in. 214 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,189 You know, growing up, 215 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,951 I didn't really have a lot of friends. 216 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:04,360 We weren't a very social family. 217 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,796 But I was never hated. 218 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,957 Nobody hates you. 219 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,767 But they hate my husband, don't they? 220 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,171 I just wish people could understand him. 221 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,303 He is not a bad man. It's just his life has been so difficult. 222 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,514 He went to prison for a murder he didn't commit. 223 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,948 His wife killed herself. 224 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,416 His son hates him. 225 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,091 He's been through a lot. 226 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:37,528 Well, I may not be able to convince people to like Paul, 227 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,861 but there's no reason you should suffer for what he's done. 228 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,628 I am having the girls over this week, 229 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:45,831 and I think it would be wonderful if you'd join us. 230 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,299 Oh. 231 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,770 That's very sweet, 232 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,109 but I think we both know those women aren't gonna want me there. 233 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,042 Those women are my dear friends. Trust me, they'll be fine with it. 234 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,181 And if they're not? 235 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,686 Well, then I'll just have to twist some very dear arms. 236 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,389 Okay, Mrs. Delfino, you're all hooked up. 237 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,561 SOPHIE: Where's my daughter? They said she was down here. 238 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,697 - Do you see her? - Oh, God. 239 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,064 Are you in pain? 240 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,831 No, but I will be. 241 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,737 Oh! 242 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:22,968 Susan! 243 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,701 Mom! 244 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,708 My poor, sick baby! Hello, Mike. 245 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,048 Honey, 246 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,179 I have a surprise for you. 247 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,844 One of your favorite things from home! 248 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,081 Get in here! 249 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,351 Aunt Claire. 250 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,729 She figured I was cheaper than flowers. 251 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,764 Mike, you haven't met my aunt. 252 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,563 She taught me how to make a Manhattan 253 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,661 when I was eight. 254 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,739 I had her up to Old Fashioneds by the time she was 12. 255 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,399 And that's a difficult drink. 256 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,941 She's like the bartender I never had. 257 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:05,039 So, sweetheart, your mother tells me you have a deformed kidney? 258 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,951 I told her not to sleep on her side. 259 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:14,451 Well, we're hoping to find a donor very soon. 260 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,021 Oh! 261 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,963 Wouldn't that be nice? I wonder who it'll be. 262 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,522 You read all these stories. 263 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,560 Strangers brought together through life-threatening circumstances. 264 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,936 Our best bet is a match within the family. 265 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,969 Oh. 266 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:32,976 Like Julie? 267 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:34,636 No. 268 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:35,737 MJ? 269 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,644 He's nine, Mom. 270 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,707 You don't take a kidney out of a 9-year-old. 271 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,155 It'd take care of that bed-wetting problem, though, wouldn't it? 272 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,286 No, we were actually thinking 273 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,486 that you might be a possible donor, Sophie. 274 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,497 Oh. 275 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,596 (SOFTLY) Oh. 276 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,230 Oh? 277 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,672 What do you mean "oh"? 278 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,933 Well, it's just... It's... 279 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:11,140 I can't believe this. She's not gonna do it. 280 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,347 Of course she wants to. 281 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,479 It's just the timing of things. 282 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:21,618 Morty and I are about to take a cruise for three months. 283 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,418 A cruise? 284 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,821 Non-refundable. 285 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,865 And you won't even get tested? 286 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,368 You know, we haven't even checked in at the hotel yet. 287 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,964 Why don't we do that? 288 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,842 Yes, okay. We'll be back in an hour or two. 289 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,039 And if you're better, if you feel like it, 290 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,411 maybe we'll take you shopping. 291 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,351 Actually, I'm having my blood washed for the next six hours. 292 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,651 But go, you two have fun. 293 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,593 (SINGING QUIETLY) 294 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:21,843 Hey, there. 295 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,346 Oh! 296 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,913 Perfect timing. 297 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,391 I made your favorite: Double fudge brownies. 298 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:34,526 Well, I had a big lunch, and I don't want any more pants ripping. 299 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,727 So, no thanks. 300 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,565 What are you talking about? You look great. 301 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,095 Have one. It won't kill you. 302 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,117 Yeah, maybe later. 303 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,880 Are you sure? They're tasty. 304 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,286 Brownies. Can I have one? 305 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,718 No! 306 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,759 Yeah. Sure, Penny, have one. 307 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,822 No! 308 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,727 I mean, I don't want her to spoil her dinner. 309 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,464 Besides, I made these for your dad. 310 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,099 Oh, I can share. 311 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,442 Here, Penny, take it. 312 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,502 Eat it. 313 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,574 - No! - (EX CLAIMS) 314 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,087 You guys are weird. 315 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,319 What did you put in there? Cayenne pepper? Drain cleaner? 316 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,259 So Renee told you. I'm gonna kill her. 317 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,523 Let's get back to how you're trying to kill me. 318 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,657 Don't you dare act like the injured party here! 319 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,531 You betrayed me. You had an affair. 320 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:47,671 It wasn't an affair. It was completely meaningless. 321 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,937 It was after we were engaged. 322 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,103 No, we had broken up, remember? 323 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,875 No, no. We were taking a break, remember? 324 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,939 Yes, we were fighting constantly, 325 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,110 so we decided to spend some time apart 326 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,712 to decide whether we were gonna get married or split up. 327 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:03,846 Right. 328 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,255 So I went to my mom's house to think about it. 329 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,124 And I will never forget this. I was sitting in the kitchen, 330 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,061 my mom was making a frittata, 331 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,530 and I thought, "Oh! I should make that for Tom." 332 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,501 And then it hit me, there might be no Tom. 333 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:23,372 I might never see you again. And I had an epiphany. 334 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,671 I didn't want a life without you in it. 335 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:32,473 Yeah, I was at a crossroads, and I chose the path that included you. 336 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,042 And you know what kills me? 337 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,088 While I was making that decision, 338 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:41,320 you were off sleeping with my best friend. 339 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,325 (EX CLAIMING) That was fun. 340 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:52,030 I've been kind of down lately. Nothing like a little retail therapy. 341 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,895 Yes, I'd say you had a real breakthrough 342 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,234 around the fourth shoe store. 343 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,439 Please tell me Carlos isn't having an affair with a tiny naked person. 344 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,742 Celia! Juanita! 345 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,781 Oh, my God. What the hell are you doing? 346 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:16,258 Playing with my new doll. Look, she can leap off of cliffs! 347 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,898 No! No. This is not your doll! 348 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,729 Then whose is it? I found it in your closet. 349 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,132 Oh, my God. Where's her arm? Where's her arm? 350 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,997 Oh! 351 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,567 For God's sakes. Celia, this is not a toy. 352 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,768 Yeah, it is. 353 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,110 No! It's not. It's something special that belongs to me! 354 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,640 It is mine! And no one can take it away from me! 355 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,117 I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing. 356 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,745 Is everything okay in here? 357 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,846 (SIGHS) 358 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,153 Mommy's mad because we played with her doll. 359 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,455 Go to your room. Go. Both. 360 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,422 Your doll? 361 00:18:55,434 --> 00:19:00,371 Of course it's not mine. It's a gift for Bob and Lee. 362 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,839 They're adopting a little girl. 363 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,479 Let me get your discharge papers and I'll be back to wheel you out. 364 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,944 Thank you. 365 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,545 Hey, Mike's bringing the car around front. 366 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,020 I will get your bag. 367 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,887 Hey, what is that on your arm? Did you get a blood test? 368 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,654 I just wanted to see... 369 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,321 I am not taking your kidney! 370 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,798 Relax, I wasn't a match. 371 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,198 But if I was and I didn't check, 372 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,164 I never would've forgiven myself. 373 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,007 Come here. 374 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,178 You know, 375 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,581 when you were growing up, 376 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,211 sometimes I felt like I was just winging it. 377 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,512 (LAUGHS) 378 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:53,685 And then I see the incredible woman you've become, 379 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,387 and I know I did something right. 380 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,597 SOPHIE: Where's my daughter? Did they move her? 381 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,226 CLAIRE: I'm telling you, it's the other end of the hall. 382 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,730 I'm here! 383 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,399 Oh! 384 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,099 Hello, sweetie. 385 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,568 What're you doing? 386 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,111 Well, you're getting discharged today and I came to help. 387 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,045 - Let me take that bag. - No. 388 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,347 I wouldn't want you to pull something 389 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,785 and not be able to play shuffleboard on your cruise. 390 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:28,589 Well, how about I take us all out for a nice lunch? 391 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,751 I can't. I'm on a restricted diet. 392 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:35,425 And MJ's waiting for me at home. I like to be there for my child. 393 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,533 Come on, let's go. 394 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,699 Let me at least push your chair. 395 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,230 I'm good. 396 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,300 Susie, I want to help. 397 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,572 You do not get to "help" by pushing my wheelchair. 398 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,910 You had your chance to help. 399 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,039 Susan, be fair. 400 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,310 No! 401 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,554 How could you refuse to even be tested? 402 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,420 My own mother. 403 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,924 Julie couldn't wait to hand over one of her kidneys! 404 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,724 Well, there you go. Problem solved. 405 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,492 I wasn't a match. 406 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,998 That is not the point. 407 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,796 You only had a 15% chance of being a match. 408 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,996 That meant there was an 85% chance 409 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,505 that I'd never know how little you cared about me. 410 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,010 I could've gone the rest of my life thinking you were a wonderful mother 411 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,942 who had the wrong kind of kidney. 412 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,104 Now wait a second here... 413 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,445 No, no, no, no. Claire, it's okay. 414 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:31,989 I am sorry I disappointed you, honey. 415 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,500 Hey. 416 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,009 Can we talk for a minute? 417 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,342 That depends. Are you alone? 418 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,639 Yes. 419 00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,014 Then we can talk. Do you want to come in? 420 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,015 That depends. Do you have beer? 421 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,610 Yes. 422 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,712 Then I'll come in. 423 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,390 I need a favor. 424 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,854 I want you to let your mom off the hook. 425 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,626 No way. I'm done with her. 426 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,032 Susan, there are some things you don't know. 427 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,232 Like what? 428 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:27,072 What could you possibly tell me that would excuse her behavior? 429 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,578 I'm her daughter. 430 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:33,016 This is my hour of need and she's not even trying to help. 431 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:36,316 No, I'm not gonna forgive her for this. Ever. 432 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,257 She has cancer. 433 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:42,785 What? 434 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,553 Breast cancer. 435 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:48,656 They caught it early and we'll see how it goes. 436 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,462 She's starting chemo next week. (SIGHS) 437 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,170 What about the cruise? 438 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,232 That is the cruise. 439 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,745 That's the story we're telling because she didn't want you to know. 440 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:06,774 And that's why she can't give you a kidney. 441 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,447 Okay, why wouldn't she tell me? This doesn't make sense. 442 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:14,220 You know Mom. I mean, since when has she passed up a chance for attention? 443 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,017 Exactly. 444 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,256 When she heard about what you've been going through, 445 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,697 she decided, no, not this time. 446 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:24,201 She wasn't going to burden you. 447 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:28,135 And I jumped all over her. 448 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,301 I've got to go talk to her. 449 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,900 No, no. Don't tell her you know. 450 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,703 - Why not? - Susan, please. 451 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,974 Respect what she's trying to do here. 452 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:42,918 She's trying to make up for a lifetime of me-me-me. 453 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,447 Let her. 454 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,986 CHARLOTTE: Oh, dear. 455 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,620 This is why people should never let children play with dolls. 456 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,160 But don't worry. 457 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,565 I'll have Princess Valerie all sewn up 458 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,627 and good as new by the end of the day. 459 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:01,330 Thank you so much. 460 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,172 Can I ask you something? 461 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,280 Of course. 462 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:16,410 Am I weird for being so attached to a doll? 463 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,179 I only bought her because I thought 464 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:21,851 she was beautiful and she reminded me of someone. 465 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,327 But lately... 466 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,990 I'm starting to feel like I need her. 467 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:33,366 She calms me down when I get upset, and I enjoy spending time with her. 468 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:38,300 The thought of leaving here without her is really upsetting. 469 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,673 That's crazy, right? 470 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,178 Come with me. 471 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:51,022 You know, what you've been feeling is absolutely normal. 472 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:53,455 Well, tell that to my friend, Bree. 473 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,188 I was holding that doll and she looked at me like I was insane. 474 00:24:56,862 --> 00:25:00,662 Most people will never understand. But I do. 475 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,859 Let me introduce you to someone. 476 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:09,037 This is Mrs. Humphries. 477 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:13,840 I saw her in a window in a tiny shop in Ohio and fell in love. 478 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:18,744 And the more time we spent together, the more I got to know her story. 479 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:20,876 Her story? 480 00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:24,421 Of course. Every doll has a story. 481 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:25,922 And it turns out 482 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:30,189 Mrs. Humphries started her own business, just like I did. 483 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,425 She has a music shop and she teaches piano. 484 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,493 And she told you that? 485 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,368 Gabby, dolls don't talk. 486 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:46,275 But even so, Mrs. Humphries is always there for me. 487 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:52,240 You see, her sister passed away around the same time mine did. 488 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,617 Ever since, 489 00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:00,722 she's brought me such happiness. 490 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:05,959 Isn't it funny how a doll can do that? 491 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,293 And the best thing is, 492 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:10,031 they'll never leave you. 493 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:16,940 So, what's your doll's story? 494 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:20,435 I don't know... 495 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,745 Oh, of course you do. 496 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,579 Tell me. 497 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:38,457 Her name is Princess Valerie. 498 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,494 She's a princess. 499 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,902 But she wasn't always one. 500 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,164 Really? 501 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,765 When she was born, there was a mix-up 502 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,402 and she was given to the wrong family. 503 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,348 Nobody knew for a long time. 504 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:02,352 But then one day she finally found her way home. 505 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:08,021 From that day on, Princess Valerie never left the palace. 506 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,988 Her real mother kept her hidden away 507 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,993 so no one would take her. 508 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:22,864 And they were never separated ever again. 509 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:26,737 (DOOR OPENING) 510 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:30,841 I know I'm not sleeping in here tonight. 511 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,143 Tonight? 512 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,881 (EXHALING) Look... 513 00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,955 I am unbelievably sorry about this. 514 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:44,895 I wanted to tell you so many times. 515 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:49,127 But I could never find the right moment. 516 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,829 Really? 517 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:55,735 In 20 years of marriage, there was never a lull in the conversation 518 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,901 for you to say, "Hey, guess who I slept with?" 519 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,080 When would have been a good time? 520 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:08,916 The day I found out you were pregnant with Porter and Preston? 521 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,082 Parker's first birthday party? 522 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:13,488 The morning that Penny took her first steps? 523 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:21,261 We have had such beautiful moments together. 524 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,994 I didn't want to ruin a single one of them. 525 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,606 (TOM SIGHS) 526 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,570 (SOFTLY) I hope you can forgive me for this. 527 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,920 It would be a shame... 528 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,324 A shame if some meaningless encounter 529 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,417 20 years ago ruined 530 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,289 this wonderful life that we have built together. 531 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,079 Susan. 532 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:19,280 I'm sorry I didn't call first. You're not busy, are you? 533 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,925 I'm just packing. My cab's gonna be here soon. 534 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,121 So you have time to talk? 535 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,893 Sure. 536 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:40,473 I just wanted to apologize for yesterday. 537 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:47,617 No need. This is a horrible time for you. 538 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:49,984 And you've got so much on your mind. 539 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:51,180 It's not that horrible. 540 00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:54,483 And the doctors are very optimistic. 541 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:57,652 We're going to find a donor. I'm not worried. 542 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,123 Oh! 543 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:01,696 I'm so relieved. 544 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,362 (SIGHS) 545 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:13,768 You know what the one good thing about having a health scare is? 546 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,605 No. What? 547 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:22,610 It makes you think about what the important things are. 548 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:26,947 That's very true. 549 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,020 We all think that we're gonna be here forever. 550 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:38,192 That we have all the time in the world to say the important things. 551 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,827 But we don't. 552 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:47,344 Why don't you and I ever tell each other how we feel? 553 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:50,103 We don't need to. 554 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,341 We know how we feel. 555 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,879 Do we? 556 00:30:58,423 --> 00:30:59,549 (SIGHS) 557 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:01,781 You're right. 558 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:07,963 You already know how much I love you. 559 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,569 And you already know that any time I accomplish anything, 560 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,663 you're the first person I want to call, 561 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,198 'cause I love making you proud. 562 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:20,872 And you know that 563 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:25,175 no matter how much you make me crazy, 564 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,417 a part of me enjoys it because 565 00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:33,988 it reminds me that nobody else has a mom like you. 566 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:39,863 Yeah. I don't have to tell you that. 567 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:46,094 Just like I don't need to tell you 568 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:50,368 that my life began the day you were born. 569 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,909 And it's been such a happy one. 570 00:31:58,816 --> 00:32:00,044 (SIGHS) 571 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,684 Aren't we lucky we already know those things? 572 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,015 (PHONE RINGING) 573 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,259 (SNIFFLING) 574 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:15,588 Yes. Yes, I'll be right down. 575 00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:19,059 That's the cab. 576 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:25,570 You go. And I'll call you later. 577 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:28,436 Okay. 578 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,283 You know, one of these days, I would... 579 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:39,287 I would like for us to take a little trip. Just the two of us. 580 00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:40,681 Oh! 581 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:42,253 I'd like that. 582 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,918 Yeah, we'll go someplace hot. 583 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:47,622 And just lay out and drink some daiquiris. 584 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:52,626 We'll absolutely do that. 585 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:56,831 Just as soon as I'm done with my cruise. 586 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:02,739 Yeah. 587 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:09,678 No offense, Penny, but soccer is boring. 588 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:13,251 PARKER: Yeah, it's as boring as... Actually there's nothing more boring. 589 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,519 PRESTON: You can tell us about it later. 590 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:17,459 But you have to go! It's a playoff game. 591 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,027 They're the best team in the league, I need your support. 592 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:22,961 PORTER: Oh, who cares? You guys suck anyway. 593 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,093 PRESTON: Yeah, they may suck, 594 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,500 but they still would have beaten Parker's team. 595 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,969 Hey, Preston, how'd the baseball team do senior year? 596 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,103 Shut up. At least I played. 597 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,199 (CHUCKLES) 598 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,904 That's true. Remember that time he struck out five times? 599 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,003 PARKER: Yeah. 600 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,138 PORTER: By the third time the crowd started laughing. 601 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:38,805 PARKER: Yeah, that was hilarious. 602 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:41,975 PORTER: Your last at bat, the other team sat on their mitts. 603 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,949 PARKER: That's so embarrassing. PORTER: Shameful. 604 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,953 Come on, you guys, please? 605 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,218 I got stuff to do. 606 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,792 Like what? Stare in the mirror and wait for the first mustache hair? 607 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,422 (ALL SNICKERING) 608 00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:56,991 PORTER: Relax, Penny. 609 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,833 At least you won't have to share your snacks with us after the game. 610 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:03,205 Okay, fine. Don't go. 611 00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:07,399 We're just messing with you. We're going. 612 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,514 - Thank you. - Yeah. 613 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,084 PORTER: I'm even going to drive you. But I'm going to warn you, 614 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:16,548 if you lose, you're walking home. 615 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,046 PENNY: Oh, please. 616 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:19,987 PORTER: Yeah, I'm not driving losers in my car. 617 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:22,857 PARKER: Does that mean you're not taking Preston? 618 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,566 BREE: Here you go, ladies. 619 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:31,935 Bree, that looks amazing. 620 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,164 Thank you so much for putting this together. 621 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,763 It really feels like old times. 622 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,670 Well, you've been through so much, 623 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,199 and I wanted you to feel loved and embraced 624 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,269 by all the people in this room. 625 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,439 And while I'm on the topic of embracing people, 626 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:48,042 I have invited our neighbor Beth to join us. Cheese puff, anyone? 627 00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:50,945 Beth Young? 628 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,720 Married to Paul Young? 629 00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:54,389 The lady with the bad hair? 630 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,686 Oh, forget the hair. Her husband caused the riot! 631 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,025 Which cost Susan a kidney! 632 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,455 Why would you do this, Bree? 633 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,761 I just felt sorry for her. 634 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,099 The poor woman has been shunned by everyone in this neighborhood. 635 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,468 Because she's married to a monster! 636 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:11,303 So? Why should she have to suffer for the sins of her husband? 637 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,204 Oh, crap. She's been talking to a priest. 638 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,446 Renee, help us out. Tell her she's crazy. 639 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,874 Actually, I'm with Bree. 640 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,578 Please, you've never given Beth a chance. 641 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:27,056 And speaking as the other new kid on the block, 642 00:35:27,091 --> 00:35:29,423 you guys are like the mean pretty girls 643 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,587 who won't let anyone sit at your lunch table. 644 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,329 That is so unfair. (SCOFFS) 645 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,929 Who invited her? 646 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,161 (DOORBELL RINGING) 647 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,962 (GASPS) Okay, that's Beth. 648 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:42,598 Now please, ladies, make an effort for me. 649 00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:45,302 I'm actually excited. 650 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,469 I always wanted to be one of the mean pretty girls. 651 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,942 Yeah, I got a delivery for Van de Kamp. 652 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,575 Oh! How lovely. 653 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,978 I don't see a card. Who are they from? 654 00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,748 Beats me. 655 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,451 Must be my boyfriend. 656 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,695 Would you mind setting them over there? I'll go get a tip. 657 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,765 Is it her? Or can I wipe this fake smile off my face? 658 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,632 It's a delivery man. Someone sent me flowers. 659 00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:14,032 Was it the Pope? 660 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,498 There you go. Thank you. 661 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:22,944 Oh, good, you made it. 662 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:24,538 Hello. 663 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,806 Ladies! Beth's here. 664 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:30,712 You're sure this is okay? It isn't going to be awkward? 665 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,382 Of course not. The girls are delighted you're here. 666 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:37,453 We are going to have a wonderful time. 667 00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,969 That is a really good deal on potting soil. 668 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:49,500 Yes. 669 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,540 Well, again, I had a coupon. 670 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,306 That is fortunate. 671 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,184 Maybe I should go. 672 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,355 No, no. The evening has just gotten started. 673 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,320 I'm going to need some help in the kitchen. 674 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:16,697 You, you, you, and you. Now. 675 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,835 By the way, I know somebody who can really help you with that hair. 676 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:27,173 BREE: Renee! 677 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,245 What is wrong with you people? You said you'd make an effort. 678 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:35,576 I am making an effort. 679 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,918 An effort not to tear out my deformed kidney and cram it down her throat. 680 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,220 Yeah, so Beth's feeling a little Ionely these days. 681 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,625 Why is it our responsibility to make her feel loved? 682 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,423 Okay, look, I didn't want to bring this up, 683 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:48,260 but let's talk about the last woman who was married to Paul Young. 684 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:51,130 A woman who was in pain, and we ignored it. 685 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:54,194 Do we really want Beth to end up like Mary Alice? 686 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,838 (GABRIELLE SIGHS) 687 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:00,909 BREE: We're back. 688 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,370 We've decided to kick this party up a notch. 689 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,074 Oh, lovely. 690 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:09,113 Beth, sit here. We'll pour you some vino. 691 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:10,311 Thank you. 692 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,151 Is red okay? Because we have white, too. 693 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:14,224 No. Red is fine. 694 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:16,587 What in the world? 695 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:19,722 (GASPS) 696 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,397 Somebody lose a gun? 697 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,401 Oh, my God! What is that doing there? 698 00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:33,804 Bree? 699 00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:36,174 No. I keep all my weapons in a locker. 700 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,338 Let me see that. 701 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,083 It's a.38 caliber. 702 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:46,317 The police said Paul was shot with a.38. 703 00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:55,862 I think I finally understand why you invited me over. 704 00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,359 Meaning? 705 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:02,133 I'm just thinking how convenient it is. 706 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,673 A gun that may have been used to shoot Paul 707 00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:08,542 was under my pillow and now has my fingerprints on it? 708 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:13,617 Hey, I was sitting there before you were and I didn't feel any gun. 709 00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:15,809 Yeah, speaking of convenient, 710 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,683 you're alone in the room, we came back, 711 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,382 and suddenly there's a gun under the cushion? 712 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:21,147 Where would I get a gun? 713 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,649 Oh, I don't know. 714 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:25,227 How about the one you pointed at me on Halloween night? 715 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,993 You never told us that. 716 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,328 You mean the night you broke into my house 717 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,163 and tried to kill my husband with a club? 718 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:31,901 You never told us that either. 719 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,305 I'm allowed to have a private life. 720 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,670 The point is, 721 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:40,006 she owns a gun just like the one that magically appeared 722 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,568 when she was alone in the room. 723 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,687 You're all in on this. 724 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,482 You wanted to set me up. 725 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:57,852 I can't believe you would say that to me after I reached out to you. 726 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,827 Well, I think it's time I did some reaching out of my own. 727 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,769 I'm calling the police. 728 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,542 (SIGHING) 729 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,415 We don't have to get up early tomorrow. 730 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:25,344 So, I was thinking maybe we could... 731 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:29,015 I still cannot believe that I fell for Beth's act. 732 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,586 Or we could talk about this some more. 733 00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:35,757 Well, she is just as twisted as that husband of hers. 734 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,393 And I am a fool. 735 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,963 You're not a fool. You're a kind and generous person. 736 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:44,269 That's what I love about you. 737 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:48,708 That and the fact you can go from 738 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:52,238 mad to passionate in a heartbeat. 739 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:58,646 I suppose you do deserve some loving 740 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,457 after those beautiful flowers you sent me. 741 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,193 (SIGHING) 742 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:10,161 At the risk of going to bed frustrated... 743 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,994 I didn't send you any flowers. 744 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:18,639 You didn't? Then where did they come from? 745 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:27,775 MARY ALICE: We pass by these people every day. 746 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:30,716 But we never look at them. 747 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:36,557 We don't want to see the sadness in their expressions. 748 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:43,127 The longing in their hearts. 749 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:50,001 The loneliness in their eyes. 750 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:57,814 But there are times we should stop and look at these isolated people. 751 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:00,409 Why? 752 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:06,113 Well, if we look close enough, 753 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:09,654 we might just recognize them.