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So here's what you missed on Glee:
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Sue tried to shoot Brittany
out of a cannon, but it wasn't safe,
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so Brittany, Santana and Quinn
quit the Cheerios!
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Sucks for you.
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Now we get to see what they
look like in street clothes.
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Finn broke up with Rachel
because she made out with Puck,
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but then Quinn kissed Finn
after the big game,
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even though she's been
dating Sam. Yikes!
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It used to be a love triangle,
and now it's, like, a pentagon.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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We all know I'm not
the smartest guy in the world,
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but there are two lessons
I learned the hard way.
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One: Never punch a cop.
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The other one:
You can't choose love.
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Love chooses you.
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I mean, I could have
any girl I wanted,
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but here I am,
in the middle of geometry
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or English or something,
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and the only girl
I've got my eye on is
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a whole lot of woman.
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I owe it all to Sectionals.
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We needed a twelfth member,
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and I told her
if she joined the Glee Club,
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I'd give her seven minutes
in heaven.
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But what went down in
that janitor's closet was epic.
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You're really not good at this,
and you're kind of scrawny.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Yeah, you're not
turning me on at all.
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Later, sad sack.
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But that was only three minutes.
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Three minutes
I'll never get back.
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Maybe it's
because she's constantly
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insulting me, like my mom.
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Maybe I just dig a chick
with curves,
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but it's almost Valentine's Day,
and it's official.
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Stare at me again,
and I'll break your nuts.
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Also,
these candies you gave me?
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They sucked.
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But you ate all of them.
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I had to make sure
they all sucked.
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I'm in love with Lauren Zizes.
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does to a person.
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I know what you're thinking...
That they're all only into me
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because I won the first
Conference Championship
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in this school's history,
but I've changed.
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I'm walking taller,
carrying a bigger stick
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and using it
to fight off the ladies.
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- I love you, Finny-bear.
- Thanks, Becky.
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- Oh.
- Be my Valentine?
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Awesome.
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- I'll keep you posted.
- Copy that.
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Yeah, I've been collecting
a lot of hearts lately.
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Only question is,
which one to choose.
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Bingo.
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I just need to go for this.
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Maybe the reason
it never worked out with Rachel
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was because
I was never over Quinn.
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I know
I can pry her away from Sam
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if I can get her
to kiss me again.
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The ridiculous thing is
that I could get every girl
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in this school
to kiss me but her.
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Game on.
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Okay, I'm all for flair,
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but these Valentine Day
decorations are just tacky.
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I mean, what the hell
is this supposed to be?
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It's clearly puppy love.
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It's cute. Come on.
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Ooh.
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I love you!
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- Oh, this is creepy.
- Adorable.
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It's a simple excuse
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to sell candy and greeting
cards on a holiday.
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Not true.
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People have been celebrating
Valentine's Day for centuries.
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And call me a hopeless romantic,
but it's my favorite holiday.
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Really?
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I think there's something
really great about a day
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where you're encouraged
to just lay it all on the line
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and say to somebody,
"I'm in love with you."
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You know?
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And this year, I want
to do something really radical,
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so I need your opinion on this.
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Well, there's this guy
that I sort of... like,
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and I've only known him
for a little while,
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but I want to tell him
that I think
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my feelings are starting
to change into something...
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deeper.
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So I have to ask.
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Do you think it's too much
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to sing to somebody
on Valentine's Day?
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Not at all.
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What can I get you?
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Uh, a medium drip, and a grande
nonfat mocha for this guy,
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and maybe I can get him to split
one of those Cupid cookies.
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You know my coffee order?
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Of course I do.
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That'll be $8.40.
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Don't even bother, dummy.
It's on me.
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Keep the change.
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I do believe I have a new favorite holiday.
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All right, guys,
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I have one word for you.
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- Brittany.
- Is it "love"?
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I'm totally going
to graduate now.
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Valentine's Day is coming up,
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so for this week's lesson,
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I want you guys
to pick a partner,
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because you're going
to sing to them
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what you think is the world's
greatest love song.
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Yeah, find a song
that communicates
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all the things that
love means to you.
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- Now, partner up.
- Mr. Shue, can I say something?
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I just wanted to point out that
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for the first time,
an entire week has gone by without
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any one of us getting slushied.
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I think the fact
that I led the football team
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to a Conference Championship
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might have something
to do with it.
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Fact is that I'm
the closest thing
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that this Glee Club has
to a celebrity right now.
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And just like a famous athlete,
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I want to give to a charity.
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You guys.
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So, I'm setting up
a kissing booth
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for a dollar a smooch,
and donating the proceeds
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to Glee Club to help us...
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Don't even act like
you're trying to help this
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Glee Club out. You just want
to kiss a bunch of girls.
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I've kissed Finn,
and can I just say?
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Not worth a buck.
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I would, however,
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pay a hundred dollars
to jiggle one of his man-boobs.
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Do you ever get tired
of tearing other people down?
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- No, not really.
- 'Cause you always
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just seem to do be meddling
in everybody else's business.
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Oh, please.
You guys love me.
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I keep it real,
and I'm hilarious.
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Actually, you're just a bitch.
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- Whoa! Whoa!
- Okay. I'm sorry.
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You've just got eyes for my man.
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Okay, first of all,
I'm not your man.
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And Finn is right.
All you ever do is insult us.
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Three weeks ago, you said
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you were disappointed that
I didn't have a lizard baby.
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Five minutes ago, you said
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Mr. Shue belonged
in a twelve-step program.
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Wait. What?
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You're addicted to vests.
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The truth is, Santana,
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you can dish it out,
but you can't take it.
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Okay, maybe you're right.
Maybe I am destined
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to play the title role
in the Broadway
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musical version of Willow,
but the only job
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you're going to have
is working on a pole!
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Fine.
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Santana...
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Maybe try rocking
back and forth.
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People do that in movies.
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No. 'Cause I just try to be really,
really honest with people
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when I think that they suck,
you know?
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- Yeah.
- No one gets it.
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I suppose you want
me to thank you
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for sticking up for me today,
except that makes it seem
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like I need somebody to
stick up for me, so...
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Oh, no, no. Trust me.
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I... I know you don't need me
to stick up for you.
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I mean, you're all
kinds of tough.
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- And...
- Mm, that's true.
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How about you let me take you
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to Breadstix
for Valentine's Day?
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Do you seriously
think it's that easy?
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I'm not desperate,
so if you really want this,
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you best come correct.
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Because I spell
woman Z-I-Z-E-S,
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and I need to be wooed,
you understand me?
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- Wooed.
- Damn.
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Hey.
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What you doing?
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Nothing.
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Just, uh, daydreaming,
plotting weekend outfits.
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Well, come on.
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You're going
to want to see this.
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I've called an emergency meeting
of the Warblers' Council.
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Oh, sounds serious.
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Let's hope not.
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I just need to ask them
a tiny little favor.
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This emergency meeting
is called to order.
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Junior member Blaine Anderson,
the floor is yours.
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Esteemed council,
I'll be brief.
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Simply put...
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I'm in love.
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Ooh!
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Congrats.
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I'm not really good
at talking about my feelings.
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I'm much better at singing them.
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But still,
I could use a little help.
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Which is why I'm asking
to enlist the Warblers
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to help serenade this individual
in song off-campus.
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- What?
- What?!
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- Off-campus?!
- Are you serious?
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Did I hear you right?
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I know what I'm asking
is slightly unusual.
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The Warblers haven't performed
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in an informal setting
since 1927,
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when The Spirit of St. Louis
overshot the tarmac
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and plowed
through seven Warblers
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during an impromptu rendition of
"Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy."
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Why would we even consider
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what you're asking?
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I firmly believe
that our reticence
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to perform in public
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nearly cost us a trip
to Regionals.
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We're becoming privileged,
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porcelain birds perched on a...
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You mock us, sir.
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Thad, David?
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- I will have order.
- May I please say something?
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With respect,
I believe Blaine has a point.
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The Warblers are so
concerned with image
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and tradition
that sometimes I feel like
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we miss out on opportunities to
step outside our comfort zones.
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When I was on New Directions,
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we performed in front
of hostile crowds
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pretty much anywhere we went.
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I mean, mattress stores,
shopping malls.
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I had a cat thrown at me
in a nursing home once.
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But it...
It gave us confidence.
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lt kept us loose.
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And where would this performance
take place?
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The Gap at the North Hills Mall.
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I'd like to call it
The Warblers' Gap Attack.
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Why the Gap?
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The guy that I like
is a junior manager.
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All right, well,
all those in favor?
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I was absolutely devastated.
♪ I know something about... ♪
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Did he ever actually say
you two were dating?
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Well, not in so many words.
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Well, did he put the moves on?
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No, but we were
always singing duets,
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and he was always
smiling at me.
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♪ The very part of you... ♪
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Oh, my God, I made up the whole
thing in my head, didn't I?
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Listen, we've all been there.
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At least I have.
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- With you.
- I know exactly what you mean.
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I mean, if Finn thinks
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that he's just gonna
walk out of my life,
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he's wrong, 'cause
I'm gonna go up
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to that kissing booth tomorrow
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with a $100 bill and he's not
gonna be able to make change,
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and then he's gonna be forced
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to kiss me one hundred times,
and when his lips touch mine,
255
00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,456
- I'm telling you, he's gonna feel it.
- Hey, hey.
256
00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:36,691
We're supposed to be giving
Kurt advice, remember?
257
00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,426
Yeah.
258
00:09:38,493 --> 00:09:40,428
You are going to the Gap Attack,
though, right?
259
00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:41,963
Should... Should I?
260
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,164
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:44,765
Scope out the competition.
262
00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,534
See what this guy's like.
263
00:09:46,602 --> 00:09:49,537
You know,
you two are both so guy crazy.
264
00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,038
Yeah. Look at me.
265
00:09:51,106 --> 00:09:52,740
I don't have a date
for Valentine's Day,
266
00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:54,175
and I could give a rip.
267
00:09:54,242 --> 00:09:56,277
The three of us are divas.
268
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,612
Look at our idols.
269
00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,114
Whitney, Barbra, Patti LuPone.
270
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,683
They all became stars
while they were single.
271
00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:06,954
They took all the pain and loneliness,
and they put it into their music.
272
00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,556
People could relate to it.
273
00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,591
Yeah, everybody feels lonely.
274
00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:13,494
Harnessing this pain is why
they became legends.
275
00:10:13,562 --> 00:10:16,597
Why has this never
occurred to me?
276
00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:19,634
Sometimes you have to choose
between love and talent.
277
00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:21,869
And as far as I'm concerned,
278
00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:24,171
we all need
to fly solo for a while.
279
00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:30,444
It's so nice to be around girls,
for a change.
280
00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:33,514
Oh. Here. Move over.
281
00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:43,157
♪ Are you gonna
take me home tonight? ♪
282
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:47,895
♪ Ah, down beside that red firelight? ♪
283
00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:52,366
♪ Are you gonna let it all hang out? ♪
284
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,101
♪ Fat-bottomed girls, ♪
285
00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:57,705
♪ you make the rockin' world
go round. ♪
286
00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:01,909
♪ Hey! ♪
287
00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,714
♪ I was just a skinny lad. ♪
288
00:11:06,782 --> 00:11:08,683
♪ Never knew no good from bad. ♪
289
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:13,921
♪ But I knew love
before I left my nursery. ♪
290
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:16,724
♪ Left alone with big fat Fanny. ♪
291
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:20,161
♪ She was such a naughty nanny. ♪
292
00:11:20,228 --> 00:11:24,298
♪ Hey, big woman,
you made a bad boy out of me. ♪
293
00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:35,643
♪ I've been singing with my band, ♪
294
00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:38,145
♪ 'cross the water,
'cross the land. ♪
295
00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:42,116
♪ I seen every blue-eyed
floozy on the way. ♪
296
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,417
♪ Hey... ♪
Whoo!
297
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,654
♪ But their beauty
and their style ♪
298
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:48,923
♪ went kind of smooth
after a while. ♪
299
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:53,861
♪ Take me to them lardy ladies
every time. ♪
300
00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:55,162
♪ Come on... ♪
301
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:59,667
♪ Oh, won't you
take me home tonight? ♪
302
00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:04,805
♪ Oh, down beside your red firelight? ♪
303
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:09,944
♪ Are you gonna
let it all hang out? ♪
304
00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:14,348
♪ Fat-bottomed girls,
you make the rockin' world go round. ♪
305
00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,350
♪ Yeah... ♪
♪ Fat-bottomed girls... ♪
306
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:20,554
♪ You make the rockin' world
go round. ♪
307
00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:23,557
♪ Get on your bikes and ride! ♪
308
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:29,230
♪ Ooh, yeah... ♪
309
00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:31,165
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
310
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,901
♪ Them fat bottomed girls... ♪
♪ Fat-bottomed girls... ♪
311
00:12:33,969 --> 00:12:36,036
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
312
00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:37,171
♪ Yeah... ♪
313
00:12:46,314 --> 00:12:47,815
High five.
314
00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:50,050
Good job.
315
00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:58,259
So, um, what'd you think?
316
00:12:58,326 --> 00:13:00,060
It was... That's kind
of my love song to you,
317
00:13:00,128 --> 00:13:02,329
'cause, you know,
you're a little...
318
00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:03,430
On the heavier side, but,
319
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:04,832
like the song says, you know,
320
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,066
I'm kind of into it.
321
00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:08,202
So...
322
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,838
That was the first time anyone
ever sang me a love song.
323
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,341
And it made me feel like crap.
324
00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:24,685
I want tongue.
325
00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:28,656
Uh, thanks, Becky.
326
00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:31,792
Oh...
327
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,893
Sorry, ladies.
328
00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:34,195
Brush and floss time.
329
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:35,796
Got to keep up the oral hygiene
330
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:38,432
if I'm gonna satisfy
all of you. Sorry.
331
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,434
I know why you're doing this.
332
00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:41,702
You know I'm
the only girl in school
333
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,937
that won't kiss you,
and you think
334
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,638
that the peer pressure
will get to me.
335
00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:47,208
Well, it is sort of uncool that you...
You're too uptight
336
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:49,510
to spend a buck for a
good cause like Glee Club.
337
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,378
I'm not kissing you again.
338
00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,814
What are you so afraid of?
339
00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:56,750
Leading you on,
hurting my boyfriend.
340
00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,986
Your boyfriend's a boy.
341
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,622
Tell me you don't want
to kiss me right now.
342
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,658
I can't do this.
343
00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:13,541
I saw it.
344
00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:15,810
Your guys' faces, were, like,
right up next to each other.
345
00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:16,911
Kissing distance.
346
00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:20,248
What are these things?
347
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,250
They're called records.
348
00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:24,152
People used to listen
to music on them.
349
00:14:24,219 --> 00:14:26,321
I'm looking for a classic
love song to sing to you
350
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:28,056
for our assignment,
because despite your confusion
351
00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:29,757
about the matter,
you are the only guy
352
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,192
I'm ever within
kissing distance of.
353
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,393
Okay. So answer
me this, then.
354
00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:34,429
Why haven't you kissed
Finn at his booth yet?
355
00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:37,265
Okay, first you're all up in
my business for kissing Finn,
356
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,900
and now you're pissed at
me for not kissing...
357
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,635
It's odd. Something seems fishy.
I mean...
358
00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:42,203
This is insane.
359
00:14:42,271 --> 00:14:43,771
Shh!
360
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,173
Everyone thinks I'm dumb.
361
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,008
Not... everyone.
362
00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:48,276
But I'm not.
363
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,378
At least...
not about you.
364
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,680
You play it cool,
but you're ambitious.
365
00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:54,782
You like being the queen bee,
366
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,385
and you think being with star
quarterback Finn is going to
367
00:14:57,453 --> 00:14:58,853
put you up there,
whether you're wearing
368
00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:01,623
a Cheerios! uniform or not.
I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.
369
00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:05,727
Fine. Right after Glee rehearsal,
I'm kissing Finn.
370
00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:11,766
Thanks.
371
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,403
Are you sure
you can handle this?
372
00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:16,904
Oh, absolutely.
373
00:15:16,972 --> 00:15:18,539
I've decided that
I'm better off without you.
374
00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:21,643
Not without you specifically,
375
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,711
but without any man
who's going to keep me
376
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,279
from achieving
my goals of stardom.
377
00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:27,715
Sweet. Uh...
378
00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:29,183
Well, we should probably kiss.
379
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:30,385
There's a line-up.
380
00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:36,958
What... What the hell?
On the cheek?
381
00:15:37,026 --> 00:15:39,827
Wait, I thought you
said you were over me.
382
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,029
I am, but I still...
383
00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:42,296
I still want a real kiss.
384
00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:43,564
That was not a dollar kiss.
385
00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,133
I knew you were lying
about being through
386
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,067
with love and all that stuff.
387
00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:47,502
Okay, fine. I still love you.
388
00:15:47,569 --> 00:15:48,936
Okay? Is that
what you want to hear?
389
00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:57,812
Why can't you just forgive me?
390
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,747
You cheated on me.
That means something.
391
00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:00,848
What does it mean?
392
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,316
That I was stupid?
That I was angry?
393
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:04,285
I... I don't care about Puck.
394
00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,754
I don't care
about anybody but you.
395
00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:15,563
It's Valentine's Day.
396
00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:16,731
Oh, yeah.
397
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,766
I ordered it for
you for Christmas
398
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,568
before we broke up.
399
00:16:20,636 --> 00:16:22,103
Just open it.
400
00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:33,381
I think you're right
401
00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:35,483
about wanting to be
alone for a while.
402
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:36,884
'Cause let's face it, Rachel.
403
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,786
You're better than
everyone in this school.
404
00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:41,622
You don't need me or any other
guy to anchor you to Lima.
405
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:43,658
You're a real star.
406
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,393
And you need to shine.
407
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:48,730
Just because I
can't be with you,
408
00:16:48,797 --> 00:16:50,732
it doesn't mean I
don't believe in you.
409
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,705
Thank you.
410
00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:05,046
It's weird.
Who'd have guessed
411
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:07,548
that the quiet, skinny Asian guy
and the kid in the wheelchair
412
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,184
would end up dating two of
the raddest girls in school?
413
00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:14,422
- No jealousy. No drama.
- Nope.
414
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,723
I don't know how we did it.
415
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,291
I do.
416
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,761
We're dope.
417
00:17:19,828 --> 00:17:21,729
♪ You know, you... ♪
418
00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:24,398
♪ You make me feel
so good inside. ♪
419
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,835
♪ I always wanted
a girl just like you. ♪
420
00:17:27,903 --> 00:17:29,437
♪ Such a P.Y.T. ♪
421
00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:31,539
♪ Pretty young thing. ♪
422
00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:33,141
♪ Oh... ♪
423
00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,378
♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪
424
00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,514
♪ And ooh,
won't you take me there? ♪
425
00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,415
♪ Right away, won't you, baby? ♪
426
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:45,153
♪ Tenderoni, you've got to be. ♪
427
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:48,222
♪ Spark my nature, sugar,
fly with me. ♪
428
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,860
♪ Don't you know now
is the perfect time? ♪
429
00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:55,663
♪ We can make it right,
hit the city lights. ♪
430
00:17:55,731 --> 00:18:00,067
♪ Then tonight,
ease the lovin' pain. ♪
431
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:03,104
♪ Let me take you to the max. ♪
432
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,473
♪ I want to love you. ♪
433
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,607
♪ P.Y.T. ♪
♪ Pretty young thing. ♪
434
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,609
♪ You need some lovin'. ♪
435
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:09,710
♪ T.L.C. ♪
436
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:10,978
♪ Tender lovin' care. ♪
437
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,782
♪ And I'll take you there, girl. ♪
438
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,217
♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪
439
00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:18,386
♪ I want to love you, ♪
440
00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:20,421
♪ P.Y.T. ♪
♪ Pretty young thing. ♪
441
00:18:20,489 --> 00:18:21,823
♪ You need some lovin'. ♪
442
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:22,790
♪ T.L.C. ♪
443
00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,592
♪ Tender lovin' care. ♪
444
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,961
♪ And I'll take you there. ♪
445
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,996
♪ Girl, I'll take you there. ♪
446
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,832
♪ Pretty young thing. ♪
447
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,467
♪ Ooh... ♪
448
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:34,502
♪ You make me sing. ♪
449
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,672
♪ Pretty young things, ♪
450
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,173
♪ repeat after me: ♪
451
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,442
♪ Sing "Na, na, na"... ♪
452
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,411
♪ Na, na, na... ♪
453
00:18:43,478 --> 00:18:44,879
♪ Na, na, na, na... ♪
454
00:18:44,947 --> 00:18:47,315
♪ Na, na, na, na... ♪
455
00:18:47,382 --> 00:18:49,050
♪ Sing, "Na, na, na"... ♪
456
00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:50,751
♪ Na, na, na... ♪
457
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:51,986
♪ Na, na, na, na, na... ♪
458
00:18:52,054 --> 00:18:53,187
♪ Na, na, na, na, na... ♪
459
00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:54,622
♪ Oh... ♪
460
00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,625
♪ Hoo... ♪
461
00:18:57,693 --> 00:19:00,261
♪ Hoo-oo-oo... ♪
462
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:01,762
♪ P.Y.T. ♪
463
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,332
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
♪ T.L.C. ♪
464
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:05,967
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
465
00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,937
That's my man
and his legs don't work.
466
00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:10,905
Tenderoni!
467
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:12,173
I'm so in love,
468
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,875
- I may just start crying.
- Aw...
469
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,613
What's that?
470
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,881
It's a receipt.
471
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,015
I went to Jared.
472
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,618
You can reimburse me,
we'll have dinner at Breadstix,
473
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:24,986
and then we can
consider this settled.
474
00:19:25,053 --> 00:19:27,855
Um, no.
And consider what settled?
475
00:19:27,923 --> 00:19:29,156
Look, you've made your point.
476
00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:30,191
I'm sort of a bitch.
477
00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,826
But I'm willing to change.
478
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,194
I won't tell Lauren
479
00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:34,729
to look out for poachers
who might mistake her
480
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,397
for the endangered White Rhino.
481
00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:37,665
I heard that.
482
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,468
Don't make me rip that
weave out ya head.
483
00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:42,603
This is not gonna be good.
484
00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:43,771
Hello, Lauren.
485
00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:47,275
- You are a beautiful person.
- Thank you.
486
00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:50,011
Now, get out of my way, please,
a-fores I ends you.
487
00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:51,779
You don't want to push me.
488
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:54,815
Oh. But, see, I...
I sort of do.
489
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:58,886
I'm from a part of town
called Lima Heights adjacent.
490
00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:01,255
You know where that is,
Poppin' Fresh?
491
00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:04,392
It's on the wrong
side of the tracks.
492
00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:17,972
Hey!
493
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:43,631
Hey! Knock it off and get going!
494
00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:47,368
Yeah. That's how we do it
in Lima Heights.
495
00:20:47,436 --> 00:20:49,270
Get you to the nurse.
496
00:20:51,073 --> 00:20:52,840
Please go out with me.
497
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:54,542
Just... Please.
498
00:20:54,609 --> 00:20:56,978
You make a formal presentation,
499
00:20:57,045 --> 00:20:58,746
and I'll consider it.
500
00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:11,125
Wait. Hold on.
I want to see this.
501
00:21:11,193 --> 00:21:13,260
- Pervert?
- I'd prefer "chaperone,"
502
00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:14,161
and also "boyfriend."
503
00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,682
Satisfied?
504
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,650
- Yeah. Let's go.
- Hmm.
505
00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:38,819
So I took a bunch
of those records
506
00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:40,321
you were looking at
in the library,
507
00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:41,589
and I'm gonna load
them into my iTunes.
508
00:21:41,656 --> 00:21:43,357
Hey, I forgot my purse.
509
00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,995
Meet me tomorrow afternoon
in the auditorium.
510
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,633
Fireworks.
511
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,948
That's him.
The blonde one folding sweaters.
512
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:57,949
Hmm.
513
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,085
I can see the appeal.
514
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,119
That's quite a head of hair.
515
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,854
His name is Jeremiah.
516
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,158
If he and I got married,
the Gap would give me a 50% discount.
517
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,861
This is insane.
I don't know what I'm doing.
518
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,029
We haven't even really
gone out on a date.
519
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,697
We shouldn't do this.
This is crazy.
520
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,065
Okay. Come on.
Come on. Man up.
521
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,267
You're amazing.
522
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,202
He's gonna love you.
523
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:25,443
♪ Vum, vum, vum, vum! ♪
524
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,980
♪ Vum, vum, vum, vum! ♪
525
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,317
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
526
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,255
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ Baby girl, where you at? ♪
527
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,424
♪ Got no strings,
got men attached. ♪
528
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,294
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ Can't stop that feelin' for long, no... ♪
529
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,062
♪ Mmm... ♪
530
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,298
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ You makin' dogs wanna beg, ♪
531
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,300
♪ breaking them off your fancy legs. ♪
532
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,070
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ But they make you feel right at home, now. ♪
533
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,538
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪
534
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:58,176
♪ See, all these illusions
just take us too long. ♪
535
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,513
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ And I want it bad... ♪
536
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,882
♪ Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty. ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
537
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,285
♪ 'Cause you make me sick
and I'm not leavin'... ♪
538
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,521
♪ Ahh... ♪
♪ Till you're leavin'. ♪
539
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,823
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ Oh, I swear there's something when she's pumpin', ♪
540
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,425
♪ asking for a raise. ♪
541
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:15,660
♪ Well, does she want me
to carry her home now? ♪
542
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,563
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ So, does she want me to buy her things? ♪
543
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,166
♪ On my house,
on my job, on my loot, ♪
544
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,601
♪ shoes, my shirt, my crew, ♪
545
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,336
♪ my mind,
my father's last name? ♪
546
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,005
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
547
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,274
♪ When I get you,
you'll know, babe... ♪
548
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,810
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
549
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,878
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
550
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,314
♪ La-la, ah, ah, ah... ♪
551
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,983
♪ Oh, come on... ♪
552
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,484
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
553
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,620
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
554
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,989
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ Baby girl, you the shh! ♪
555
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,757
♪ That makes you my equivalent... ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
556
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,594
♪ Well, you can keep your toys
in the drawer tonight. ♪
557
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,795
♪ All right... ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
558
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,764
♪ All my dogs talkin' fast. ♪
559
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,200
♪ Ain't you got
some photographs? ♪
560
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,701
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ 'Cause you shook that room ♪
561
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,472
♪ like a star, now.
Yes, you did, yes, you did. ♪
562
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:05,010
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ All these intrusions just take us too long. ♪
563
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,179
♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ And I want you so bad... ♪
564
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,015
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ Because you walk city, because you talk city. ♪
565
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,952
♪ 'Cause you make me sick,
and I'm not leavin'... ♪
566
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,388
♪ Ahh... ♪
♪ Till you're leavin'. ♪
567
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,356
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ So I pray to something she ain't bluffing, ♪
568
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,525
♪ rubbin' up on me. ♪
569
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,894
♪ Well, does she want me to make
a vow? Check it. ♪
570
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,696
♪ Well, does she want me
to make it now? ♪
571
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,133
♪ On my house, on my job,
on my loot... ♪
572
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,901
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ Shoes, my voice, my crew, my mind, ♪
573
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,003
♪ my father's last name? ♪
574
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,738
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
♪ Ahh... ♪
575
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,341
♪ When I get you,
you'll know, babe... ♪
576
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,476
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
♪ Ahh... ♪
577
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,145
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪
578
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,213
♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
579
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:48,019
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum... ♪
♪ When I get you alone... ♪
580
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,521
♪ Ba-da-ba-da! ♪
581
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,292
Was it too much?
582
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,895
It was too much.
583
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,068
Jeremiah. Hey.
584
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,870
- What the hell were you doing?
- What?
585
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:06,905
I just got fired.
586
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,641
You can't just bust a groove
587
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,009
in the middle of
somebody else's workplace.
588
00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:14,346
- But they loved it.
- Well, my boss didn't.
589
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,747
Neither did I.
590
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,350
No one here knows I'm gay.
591
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,018
Can I be honest?
Just, with the hair?
592
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,753
I think they do.
593
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,556
Blaine, let's just be clear here.
594
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,324
You and I got coffee twice.
595
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:27,592
We're not dating.
596
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,563
If we were, I'd get arrested,
'cause you're underage.
597
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:43,775
Oh, yeah.
That's my ear.
598
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,110
That's my ear.
I love it. I like it.
599
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,781
Ugh, gross.
600
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,383
How is this possible?
601
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,284
I'm the hottest piece
of action at this school,
602
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,587
and here I am
on Valentine's, single.
603
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,522
Whatever.
604
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,823
I'll just marry an NFL player.
605
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,592
They're super reliable.
606
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,399
Wait, that's weird.
607
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,100
Quinn's wearing
her queen bitch smirk,
608
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,603
and Finn only wears
that gassy infant look
609
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,606
when he feels guilty
about something.
610
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:17,609
Holy sweet hell.
611
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,511
They're fooling around.
612
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,578
I know what cheating looks like.
613
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:21,780
I do it all the time.
614
00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:29,320
Well, I think it's time
to do what Santana does best:
615
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,156
Revenge.
616
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:34,426
I've always loved volunteering
at the local hospital,
617
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,961
and not just because of the
sexy candy striper outfit.
618
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,898
Giving back is so important.
619
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,833
Excuse me.
620
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,269
Are there any sick students
I can help you tend to?
621
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,638
Wes Fahey's down with mono
622
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,573
and he's waiting for
his mom to pick him up.
623
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,075
But you shouldn't go in there.
It's highly contagious.
624
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,979
Please. I've had mono so many times,
it turned into stereo.
625
00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,984
Hi.
626
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,922
So, I'm gonna need
to borrow your germs.
627
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,201
Thanks.
628
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,040
Whoa, whoa.
629
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:24,409
Sorry about that.
I couldn't help myself.
630
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,445
If I have anything,
I hope it's not contagious.
631
00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:28,913
But what? What?
632
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:35,420
Hi. Hi.
633
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,791
- What is this place?
- It's the library.
634
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,560
Haven't you been in here before?
635
00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:45,530
No? Okay.
I don't understand.
636
00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:46,998
You said you want
to formally ask me out,
637
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,168
but I see no envelope of cash,
no muffin basket.
638
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:53,204
- I sang to you.
- An offensive song.
639
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,509
I don't think you're
ready for this jelly.
640
00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,011
Wait. I mean,
let's be honest here,
641
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,579
you look...
642
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,281
the way you look.
643
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,216
And I'm embracing that.
644
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,486
- I mean, it turns me on, babe.
- I look like America looks.
645
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:10,255
And, like America,
646
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,657
I need more than just a song
to get my juices flowing.
647
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,698
Lauren Zizes, will you go
648
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,467
to Breadstix
with me tomorrow night?
649
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,502
Tomorrow's not Valentine's Day.
650
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,271
Tomorrow's the pre-date.
651
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,439
'Cause our mouths are going
to be too busy macking out
652
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,108
on Valentine's Day
to eat anything.
653
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,445
I like your style, Puckerman.
654
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,381
I dine at 8:00.
655
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,084
Now, get out of here,
before I change my mind.
656
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,486
Yeah.
657
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,388
Good-bye.
658
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,725
Sorry. I was at church.
659
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,295
- Praying for the strength to come?
- Not to.
660
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,802
You realize this
is making me a cheater,
661
00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,205
the thing that hurt you so badly
662
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,075
that it made you
break up with me.
663
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,010
And Rachel.
664
00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:11,282
You know why it hurt so bad
when you guys cheated on me?
665
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,084
'Cause it meant
you didn't love me.
666
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,086
- That's not true.
- No. At least not enough
667
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,722
to not want t to hurt me,
and that's the thing about cheating.
668
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,624
When you really love someone,
you'd do anything
669
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:20,758
to keep them safe.
670
00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,726
I love Sam.
671
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,161
No, you don't.
672
00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,329
Or else you wouldn't
have come here.
673
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,964
Fine.
674
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,832
I think I love him.
675
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,467
No matter what happens
between us,
676
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,269
I'm not going
to break up with Sam
677
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,004
until I know for sure
one way or another.
678
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,405
Okay.
679
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,708
Do you think you can love
two people at one time?
680
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,310
Not totally.
681
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:40,812
You have to choose, eventually.
682
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,513
Not yet.
683
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,758
Don't they have anything here
684
00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:54,494
that isn't covered with stupid,
little hearts?
685
00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,296
Gross.
686
00:29:56,364 --> 00:29:59,066
Well, you've certainly
changed your tune.
687
00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,302
I don't think I've ever made
that big a fool of myself,
688
00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:04,304
which is really
saying something,
689
00:30:04,372 --> 00:30:06,373
because I've performed
at theme parks.
690
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:11,078
I just... I can't believe
I made it all up in my head.
691
00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:14,581
Okay, can I ask you something?
692
00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:17,851
Because we've always been
completely honest with each other.
693
00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:23,056
You and I? We hang out.
We sing flirty duets together.
694
00:30:23,124 --> 00:30:24,825
You know my coffee order.
695
00:30:24,893 --> 00:30:27,361
Was I supposed to think
that that was nothing?
696
00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:29,229
What do you mean?
697
00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:33,533
I thought the guy
that you wanted to ask out
698
00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:37,004
on Valentine's Day was me.
699
00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:44,077
Oh, wow.
700
00:30:46,281 --> 00:30:48,115
I really am clueless.
701
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:53,053
Look, Kurt...
702
00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:55,789
I don't know what I'm doing.
703
00:30:55,857 --> 00:30:58,325
I pretend like I do.
704
00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:00,827
And I know how to
act it out in song,
705
00:31:00,895 --> 00:31:02,763
but the truth is...
706
00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:08,802
I've never really been
anyone's boyfriend.
707
00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:12,205
Me, neither.
708
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,576
Let me be really
clear about something.
709
00:31:16,644 --> 00:31:20,213
I really, really care about you.
710
00:31:20,281 --> 00:31:23,717
But as you and about twenty
mortified shoppers saw,
711
00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:25,519
I'm not very good at romance.
712
00:31:28,189 --> 00:31:30,324
I don't want to screw this up.
713
00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:34,328
So it's just like
When Harry Met Sally.
714
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:37,331
- But I get to play Meg Ryan.
- Deal.
715
00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:41,835
Don't they, uh,
get together in the end?
716
00:31:43,604 --> 00:31:45,639
Could I get a nonfat mocha,
and a medium drip
717
00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,007
for my friend Billy Crystal?
718
00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:48,842
Ah, you know my coffee order.
719
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:50,744
You know what?
720
00:31:50,812 --> 00:31:53,246
I think I've got something
for us to do on Valentine's Day.
721
00:32:00,521 --> 00:32:01,955
Thanks for doing this.
722
00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:03,490
It really takes the sting off.
723
00:32:03,558 --> 00:32:05,092
It's cool.
My dad's a drug addict,
724
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:06,293
so losers make me horny.
725
00:32:06,361 --> 00:32:08,061
I'm not a loser.
726
00:32:08,129 --> 00:32:09,696
This is the first time
I've ever been stood up.
727
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,832
Must be some chick
to blow you off.
728
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:17,070
Michelle, I've been covering
your section for fifteen minutes.
729
00:32:17,138 --> 00:32:18,271
Your break's over.
730
00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:19,840
And your husband called.
731
00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:26,279
Well, I did it.
732
00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:28,415
I kissed every girl
in this school,
733
00:32:28,483 --> 00:32:31,351
and raised $324
for the Glee Club.
734
00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:33,120
All right, Finn. Thanks.
735
00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,688
That'll pay for half a
ticket to Nationals.
736
00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:35,722
So...
737
00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:37,424
Still a long way to go.
738
00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,592
All right?
739
00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:40,027
Okay.
740
00:32:40,094 --> 00:32:43,296
Now I believe it's time to hear
what the world's greatest
741
00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:45,665
love song means to
Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang.
742
00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:46,833
- Come on up.
- Whoo!
743
00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,602
Is anyone else hot?
744
00:32:48,669 --> 00:32:49,870
It's really stuffy in here.
745
00:32:49,937 --> 00:32:52,372
This is for you, Mike.
Happy Valentine's Day.
746
00:32:57,578 --> 00:33:02,682
♪ My funny Valentine... ♪
747
00:33:04,185 --> 00:33:10,023
♪ Sweet, comic Valentine... ♪
748
00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:17,431
♪ You make me smile
with my heart. ♪
749
00:33:22,236 --> 00:33:27,407
♪ Your looks are laughable... ♪
750
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,745
♪ Unphotographable... ♪
751
00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:39,386
♪ Yet you're my favorite
work of art. ♪
752
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:48,628
♪ Is your figure less than Greek? ♪
753
00:33:50,231 --> 00:33:54,301
♪ Is your mouth a little weak? ♪
754
00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:58,972
♪ When you open... ♪
755
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,540
♪ ...are you smart? ♪
756
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:05,912
♪ Stay, oh, oh, God, Valentine... ♪
757
00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:08,448
♪ Stay... ♪
758
00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:16,056
Every day is Valentine's Day...
when I'm with you.
759
00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:17,791
I'm so overcome with love.
760
00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:20,560
Okay. Wow, that was... powerful.
761
00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:22,462
- Almost too powerful.
- I love you, Mike.
762
00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:25,098
Mr. Shue, can I be excused?
I don't feel well.
763
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:28,435
Me, either. I feel sick.
764
00:34:28,503 --> 00:34:29,836
Let me guess.
765
00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,271
You have a sore throat,
and your glands are swollen,
766
00:34:31,339 --> 00:34:32,706
and you're feverish.
767
00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:36,276
Yeah. Yeah, which is why
I need to go to the nurse.
768
00:34:36,344 --> 00:34:38,044
It sounds like you have mono.
769
00:34:38,112 --> 00:34:40,680
Otherwise known
as the kissing disease.
770
00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:42,682
But you know what
really helps spread it?
771
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,251
A little tongue.
772
00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:45,585
Which is weird, because
773
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,687
it sounds like Quinn here has it, too.
774
00:34:47,722 --> 00:34:49,456
I was there when they kissed.
775
00:34:49,524 --> 00:34:50,757
It was just a peck.
776
00:34:50,825 --> 00:34:52,592
So, how about we stop
talking about tonguing,
777
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,661
and Finn and I go to the nurse?
778
00:34:54,729 --> 00:34:57,898
You know what?
I think that is a capital idea!
779
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,575
I've cheated twice in my life.
780
00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,677
The first time, I got pregnant.
781
00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:06,813
The second time, I got mono.
782
00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:11,518
I think the universe is trying
to tell me something.
783
00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:12,385
Maybe.
784
00:35:12,453 --> 00:35:14,387
But I think Sam likes you enough
785
00:35:14,455 --> 00:35:16,389
to believe
whatever story you told him.
786
00:35:16,457 --> 00:35:18,625
Santana is such a bitch.
787
00:35:18,692 --> 00:35:20,160
It looks like mono to me.
788
00:35:20,227 --> 00:35:21,861
I called your mothers.
789
00:35:21,929 --> 00:35:24,130
You can hang here
till they pick you up,
790
00:35:24,198 --> 00:35:25,298
but no kissing.
791
00:35:30,604 --> 00:35:32,205
I'm not done with us yet.
792
00:35:34,575 --> 00:35:37,110
You have to stop.
793
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,679
Nothing can happen between us,
until I figure out
794
00:35:39,747 --> 00:35:41,781
what's going on with me and Sam
795
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:44,551
and you figure out what's
going on with you and Rachel.
796
00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:47,754
But... Nothing's...
797
00:35:47,822 --> 00:35:50,123
Nothing's going on
with me and Rachel.
798
00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:53,927
All I know is that when
I don't catch you staring at me,
799
00:35:53,994 --> 00:35:56,863
you're staring at her.
800
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:04,537
Hello... Lauren.
801
00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:06,172
What's with the chilly willy,
Puckerman?
802
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:10,143
Honestly, I'm not used
to getting stood up.
803
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,845
Last night?
804
00:36:11,912 --> 00:36:13,913
Breadstix?
805
00:36:13,981 --> 00:36:17,283
- Oh, we had a date, didn't we?
- Look, I get it.
806
00:36:17,351 --> 00:36:19,419
You've been hurt by guys before.
807
00:36:19,487 --> 00:36:20,987
But I'm telling you,
I'm not like that.
808
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:23,323
First of all,
you got a girl pregnant last year,
809
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,657
so, yeah, you are.
810
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,260
And B: What makes you assume
guys treat me badly?
811
00:36:27,328 --> 00:36:28,862
I can take care of myself.
812
00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:30,597
That's what I like about you.
813
00:36:30,664 --> 00:36:33,700
I'm not into you because you...
have curves. I...
814
00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:35,401
What I like is
that you're a girl
815
00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,137
who's an even bigger bad ass
than me.
816
00:36:37,204 --> 00:36:40,507
Can I be honest with you?
817
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:43,710
I like you. I used to think you
were smokin', but a lot of that
818
00:36:43,777 --> 00:36:45,979
had to do with the fact
that I thought you were
819
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,515
mixed race, and that never
fails to get me going.
820
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:49,883
But here's the thing, Puckerman.
821
00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:52,085
I'm not just looking for
somebody to fool around with,
822
00:36:52,153 --> 00:36:54,821
so if you're really into me,
you got to take it slow.
823
00:36:54,889 --> 00:36:57,790
I suppose
I could give that a shot.
824
00:36:57,858 --> 00:36:59,292
Then you're on for Valentine's Day.
825
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,426
As friends.
826
00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:09,302
Where's Quinn?
827
00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:12,071
Uh...
828
00:37:12,139 --> 00:37:15,341
Uh, her mom picked her
up a few hours ago.
829
00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:17,544
Quinn really is very pretty.
830
00:37:19,213 --> 00:37:21,347
You don't have to do that,
you know.
831
00:37:21,415 --> 00:37:24,217
No. I would do it for anyone.
832
00:37:25,819 --> 00:37:27,720
She's prettier than me.
833
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,089
Would you stop?
834
00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:31,991
You're beautiful.
835
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,196
I know she is.
836
00:37:36,263 --> 00:37:39,199
It meant so much to me
that you chose me over her.
837
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,235
Girls like me don't get chosen
over girls like her very much.
838
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,470
Did you kiss her?
839
00:37:44,538 --> 00:37:47,140
Like Santana said?
840
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:50,510
Yeah, yeah, but I just needed
to get it out of my system.
841
00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:52,679
So, what did it feel like?
842
00:37:52,746 --> 00:37:55,381
When you kissed her?
843
00:37:56,584 --> 00:37:59,219
Fireworks.
844
00:37:59,286 --> 00:38:01,588
Did you see fireworks
when you kissed me?
845
00:38:09,196 --> 00:38:12,098
- Rachel, wait.
- No.
846
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,234
It's good. Thank you.
847
00:38:14,301 --> 00:38:17,670
Look, you've given me
the strength to move on.
848
00:38:17,738 --> 00:38:21,107
I know now that there's...
nothing here for me anymore.
849
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,909
That's not the truth.
850
00:38:22,977 --> 00:38:26,212
I still... I'm just...
851
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,014
I'm so confused
in my head right now.
852
00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:29,415
No, it's okay.
Look, I understand.
853
00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:31,050
Now I'm free
854
00:38:31,118 --> 00:38:33,920
to pursue my dreams without
anything holding me back.
855
00:38:33,988 --> 00:38:37,190
And you've actually inspired
my song selection
856
00:38:37,258 --> 00:38:38,791
for this week's
love song assignment.
857
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:41,861
Feel better, Finn.
858
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:53,306
♪ Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, ♪
859
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,008
♪ drifting through the wind, ♪
860
00:38:55,075 --> 00:38:57,043
♪ wanting to start again? ♪
861
00:38:57,111 --> 00:38:59,012
♪ Do you ever feel... ♪
862
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,180
♪ Feel so paper thin, ♪
863
00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:04,884
♪ like a house of cards,
one blow from caving in? ♪
864
00:39:04,952 --> 00:39:08,721
♪ Do you ever feel
already buried deep? ♪
865
00:39:08,789 --> 00:39:10,456
♪ Six feet under screams. ♪
866
00:39:10,524 --> 00:39:13,092
♪ But no one seems
to hear a thing. ♪
867
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,229
♪ Do you know that there's still
a chance for you? ♪
868
00:39:16,297 --> 00:39:18,865
♪ 'Cause there's a spark in you. ♪
869
00:39:18,932 --> 00:39:23,369
♪ You just gotta ignite the light, ♪
870
00:39:23,437 --> 00:39:26,973
♪ and let it shine. ♪
871
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:31,177
♪ Just own the night, ♪
872
00:39:31,245 --> 00:39:34,514
♪ like the Fourth of July. ♪
873
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:38,484
♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework. ♪
874
00:39:38,552 --> 00:39:42,355
♪ Come on,
show 'em what you're worth. ♪
875
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,458
♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
876
00:39:45,526 --> 00:39:49,595
♪ As you shoot across the sky... ♪
877
00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:54,100
♪ Baby, you're a firework. ♪
878
00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:57,670
♪ Come on, let your colors burst. ♪
879
00:39:57,738 --> 00:40:01,107
♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
880
00:40:01,175 --> 00:40:05,778
♪ You're gonna leave 'em going,
"Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
881
00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:09,349
♪ Baby, you're a firework. ♪
882
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:13,386
♪ Come on, let your colors burst. ♪
883
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:16,656
♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
884
00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:21,694
♪ You're gonna leave 'em going,
"Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
885
00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,263
♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪
886
00:40:24,331 --> 00:40:29,102
♪ Even brighter than the moon,
moon, moon... ♪
887
00:40:29,169 --> 00:40:32,205
♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪
888
00:40:32,272 --> 00:40:36,209
♪ Even brighter than the moon,
moon, moon... ♪
889
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:45,218
Mind if we join you?
890
00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:48,721
I would love that.
891
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:51,190
Testing, one, two, three.
892
00:40:51,258 --> 00:40:52,825
Test...
Testing, one, two, three.
893
00:40:52,893 --> 00:40:55,628
All right. So,
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
894
00:40:55,696 --> 00:40:58,498
For those of you Breadstix
patrons who don't know who I am,
895
00:40:58,565 --> 00:41:00,900
I'm Kurt Hummel,
and welcome to my first ever
896
00:41:00,968 --> 00:41:04,103
Lonely Hearts Club dinner.
897
00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:07,407
Whether you are single with hope,
or madly in love,
898
00:41:07,474 --> 00:41:10,143
and are here because I forced
you to come out and support me,
899
00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:13,012
sit back and enjoy.
900
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,814
And to all the singles out there,
901
00:41:14,882 --> 00:41:16,315
this is our year.
902
00:41:18,152 --> 00:41:20,753
♪ How can I tell? ♪
♪ I can't explain... ♪
903
00:41:20,821 --> 00:41:22,822
♪ The feeling's plain to me. ♪
904
00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:25,358
♪ You about my loved one? ♪
♪ Say, can't you see? ♪
905
00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:28,828
♪ Ah, he gave me more. ♪
♪ How can I tell... ♪
906
00:41:28,896 --> 00:41:31,464
♪ He gave it all to me. ♪
♪ You about... ♪
907
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:32,899
♪ My loved one? ♪
♪ Say, can't you see? ♪
908
00:41:32,966 --> 00:41:35,568
♪ You'd think that people
would have had enough ♪
909
00:41:35,636 --> 00:41:37,336
♪ of silly love songs. ♪
910
00:41:37,404 --> 00:41:38,971
♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪
911
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:40,706
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
912
00:41:40,774 --> 00:41:45,311
♪ But I look around me
and I see it isn't so. ♪
913
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:46,712
♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪
♪ Oh, no... ♪
914
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,847
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
915
00:41:47,915 --> 00:41:49,215
♪ Some people ♪
916
00:41:49,283 --> 00:41:53,686
♪ wanna fill the world
with silly love songs. ♪
917
00:41:53,754 --> 00:41:55,087
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
918
00:41:55,155 --> 00:41:59,325
♪ And what's wrong with that? ♪
919
00:41:59,393 --> 00:42:01,727
♪ What's wrong with that? ♪
♪ I'd like to know. ♪
920
00:42:01,795 --> 00:42:03,396
♪ I'd like to know... ♪
921
00:42:03,464 --> 00:42:07,366
♪ 'Cause here I go again. ♪
♪ Here I go... ♪
922
00:42:07,434 --> 00:42:09,969
♪ Again... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba-dah... ♪
923
00:42:10,037 --> 00:42:11,838
♪ Bah... ♪
924
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:17,143
♪ I love you... ♪
925
00:42:17,211 --> 00:42:18,678
♪ La-la, la-la, la, la... ♪
926
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:24,283
♪ I love you... ♪
927
00:42:24,351 --> 00:42:26,853
♪ La-la, la-la, la, ah, dah... ♪
928
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,055
♪ Love doesn't come in a minute. ♪
929
00:42:29,122 --> 00:42:30,556
♪ Doesn't come in a minute... ♪
930
00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:33,493
♪ Sometimes it doesn't come at all. ♪
931
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,328
♪ Doesn't come at all... ♪
932
00:42:35,395 --> 00:42:36,796
♪ I only know that when I'm in it... ♪
933
00:42:36,864 --> 00:42:38,965
♪ Only know when I'm in it... ♪
934
00:42:39,032 --> 00:42:39,832
♪ It isn't silly... ♪
♪ At all... ♪
935
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,034
♪ No, it isn't silly... ♪
936
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:47,473
♪ At all... ♪
♪ Love isn't silly at all... ♪
937
00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:50,543
♪ Not at all... ♪
♪ Bah, bah, bada, bada, dah... ♪
938
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,546
♪ Da, ba-ba, bada, bah... ♪
939
00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,748
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
940
00:42:55,816 --> 00:43:01,721
♪ I love you... ♪
941
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,889
♪ Do, do, do, do... ♪
942
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:05,291
♪ I love you... ♪
943
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:16,502
♪ How can I tell you about... ♪
♪ He gave it all to me. ♪
944
00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,571
♪ Say, can't you see? ♪
♪ My loved one? ♪
945
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,140
♪ I can't explain... ♪
♪ How... ♪
946
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:23,876
♪ The feeling's plain to me. ♪
♪ Can I tell you about... ♪
947
00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:25,811
♪ My loved one? ♪
♪ Say, can't you see? ♪
948
00:43:25,879 --> 00:43:31,884
♪ Ba, ba, bada, bada, da,
ba, ba-ba, bada, ba... ♪
949
00:43:31,952 --> 00:43:33,619
♪ Bah, bah! ♪
950
00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:41,861
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