1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,599 ♪ Smallville 10x15♪ Fortune Original Air Date on February 25, 2011 2 00:00:17,496 --> 00:00:19,564 Wow. 3 00:00:19,598 --> 00:00:21,065 Y-you look great. 4 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,767 [ Sighs ] Thanks. 5 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:25,203 Never hurts to change it up a little bit. 6 00:00:25,237 --> 00:00:27,572 Except for the ring -- never gonna take that off. 7 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,896 It's my sparkly little ball and chain. 8 00:00:31,343 --> 00:00:34,646 So, you have any second thoughts about your girls' night out? 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,682 Clark, swingin' single days have swung. 10 00:00:37,716 --> 00:00:40,184 It's just all this wedding stuff I very wedding-y. 11 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:42,320 [ Chuckles softly ] I never thought I'd be that gal. 12 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:43,588 Tess: [ Clears throat ] Lois... 13 00:00:43,622 --> 00:00:46,024 Hi. ...I think there's something's missing. 14 00:00:46,058 --> 00:00:47,425 Ta-da! 15 00:00:47,459 --> 00:00:50,128 Your bachelorette superpower-up! 16 00:00:50,162 --> 00:00:51,162 [ Chuckles ] 17 00:00:51,196 --> 00:00:52,196 It's actually not bad. 18 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:53,865 I thought I'd be spending the entire night 19 00:00:53,899 --> 00:00:57,402 cuffed to a blow-up doll while wearing a dog collar, so... 20 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:59,904 with this thing, I will be drinking free all night long. 21 00:00:59,939 --> 00:01:01,105 Yes, she will. 22 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,443 Oh! [ Laughs ] Got it. 23 00:01:04,511 --> 00:01:05,545 Hey, you know what? 24 00:01:06,098 --> 00:01:07,198 After all the years that I've known you, 25 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:09,021 I don't think I've ever seen you this happy. 26 00:01:09,056 --> 00:01:10,788 Well, wouldn't be the same without you being here. 27 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:11,991 [ Chuckling ] Yeah? 28 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:15,459 Just wish I could freeze this moment in time forever. 29 00:01:15,494 --> 00:01:16,861 [ Cellphone beeps ] Me too. 30 00:01:16,895 --> 00:01:18,896 Unfortunately, the limo is here. 31 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:22,016 So, u, we should go. But before we do, um, a toast. 32 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:25,729 Oh, right. A toast. Sorry. Forgot that one. 33 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,526 To the bride and groom. 34 00:01:34,631 --> 00:01:36,732 You know, to friends. 35 00:01:36,766 --> 00:01:39,134 You two amazing people 36 00:01:39,169 --> 00:01:42,972 have been the best friends I could have ever asked for. 37 00:01:43,006 --> 00:01:44,807 And... 38 00:01:44,841 --> 00:01:49,411 We want you to know that we are here for you, 39 00:01:49,446 --> 00:01:51,380 to support you 40 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:54,984 as you begin your "happily ever after" adventure. 41 00:01:55,018 --> 00:02:00,789 And tonight is all about celebrating you. 42 00:02:00,824 --> 00:02:04,426 And, uh, I hope you boys have fun tonight, 43 00:02:04,461 --> 00:02:06,762 but don't do anything I wouldn't do. 44 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:08,397 No. No, we wouldn't, uh -- wouldn't do that. 45 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,667 To the bride and groom! 46 00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:13,402 [ Glasses clink ] 47 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:24,580 [ Crunching, chewing ] 48 00:02:40,797 --> 00:02:42,398 [ Groans ] 49 00:02:45,835 --> 00:02:48,103 [ Birds chirping ] 50 00:02:51,574 --> 00:02:53,709 [ Loud heartbeat ] 51 00:02:57,547 --> 00:03:00,816 [ Heartbeat quickens ] 52 00:03:00,817 --> 00:03:02,418 [ Thump 53 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:24,573 Chloe? 54 00:03:24,607 --> 00:03:26,642 Clark? 55 00:03:28,046 --> 00:03:30,347 What'd you do? 56 00:03:31,948 --> 00:03:33,949 [ Groans softly ] 57 00:03:37,821 --> 00:03:39,955 What did we do? 58 00:03:47,797 --> 00:03:49,060 [ Sighs ] 59 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:50,685 Fortune 60 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:54,808 ♪ Somebody save me ♪ 61 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,033 ♪ "Save Me" ♪ performed by Remy Zero 62 00:03:57,373 --> 00:04:00,909 ♪ let your warm hands break right through ♪ 63 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:05,581 ♪ somebody save me ♪ 64 00:04:07,717 --> 00:04:11,153 ♪ I don't care how you do it ♪ 65 00:04:11,187 --> 00:04:12,721 ♪ just stay ♪ 66 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:16,024 ♪ stay ♪ 67 00:04:16,059 --> 00:04:17,826 ♪ come on ♪ 68 00:04:17,861 --> 00:04:21,196 ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ 69 00:04:21,231 --> 00:04:25,501 ♪ just stay with me ♪ 70 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:31,874 ♪ I've made this whole world shine for you ♪ 71 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:33,609 ♪ just stay ♪ 72 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:35,744 ♪ stay ♪ 73 00:04:35,812 --> 00:04:38,614 ♪ come on ♪ 74 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:42,139 == sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 75 00:04:43,014 --> 00:04:43,948 Clark: Stay! 76 00:04:43,974 --> 00:04:46,042 Okay, he can just hang tight in there 77 00:04:46,076 --> 00:04:48,111 while we figure this out. 78 00:04:50,881 --> 00:04:53,316 - You don't think that we... - Exchanged vows? 79 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:54,584 - Well, I mean... - Said, "I do"? 80 00:04:54,618 --> 00:04:56,452 - Both... - Did the deed? O, God. 81 00:04:56,487 --> 00:04:58,021 Don't say the word "consummate." 82 00:04:58,055 --> 00:05:00,690 The answer has to be no. 83 00:05:03,227 --> 00:05:06,129 Okay, what if these are just costumes? 84 00:05:06,163 --> 00:05:08,197 Right, right -- we went to a costume party 85 00:05:08,232 --> 00:05:09,899 dressed like the top of a wedding cake. 86 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,234 Clark! 87 00:05:16,674 --> 00:05:20,410 Looks like things got a little out of control. 88 00:05:20,444 --> 00:05:22,111 Okay... 89 00:05:22,146 --> 00:05:25,214 Before we go Defcon 1 on this stag-party snafu, 90 00:05:25,249 --> 00:05:27,483 let's just take a step back. 91 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,721 - Whoa. - I can't, Chloe. 92 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,457 I have no memory of what happened last night, 93 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:33,725 which is weird, because alcohol normally doesn't affect me. 94 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,161 Yeah, well, my memory etch a sketch is blank, too. 95 00:05:37,367 --> 00:05:40,769 Must be more than champagne in these bottles. 96 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:44,837 Didn't realize this was a gift. 97 00:05:44,871 --> 00:05:47,306 "Congrats, Clark. You deserve a real party. 98 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,141 Hugs, Zatanna." 99 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:52,144 She must have put a spell on these. 100 00:05:52,178 --> 00:05:54,113 Complete with a memory erase. 101 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:55,714 If Zatanna's mind-wipe affected you, 102 00:05:55,748 --> 00:05:57,282 then it could have affected Oliver. 103 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:58,684 It could have affected all of us. 104 00:05:58,718 --> 00:06:01,320 [ Cellphone rings ] Lois. 105 00:06:01,354 --> 00:06:02,688 Where's your phone? 106 00:06:02,722 --> 00:06:04,256 [ Ringing continues ] 107 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:05,624 Lois? 108 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:08,393 Yes, this is Clark Kent. 109 00:06:08,428 --> 00:06:11,296 You have my wallet downtown? 110 00:06:16,703 --> 00:06:18,904 If your wallet was on the hood of the car, 111 00:06:18,938 --> 00:06:21,440 that throws the costume-party theory out. 112 00:06:26,146 --> 00:06:27,679 There's no sign of a driver. 113 00:06:27,714 --> 00:06:29,982 You know, maybe there's a number we can call. 114 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:32,451 [ Cans clatter ] 115 00:06:33,953 --> 00:06:35,821 Whoa. Clark: Hey, Chloe, look. 116 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:37,489 I got a text message from last night -- 117 00:06:37,524 --> 00:06:38,924 and it's from Lois. 118 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:41,860 It says, "I just need more time." 119 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,898 She doesn't want to be found. 120 00:06:45,932 --> 00:06:49,468 What if all this finally got to her and it pushed her away? 121 00:06:49,502 --> 00:06:52,938 Clark, okay, all of the taffeta and lace 122 00:06:52,972 --> 00:06:55,140 and goofy traditions in the world 123 00:06:55,175 --> 00:06:57,042 are not gonna give Lois the wedding jitters. 124 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:59,588 You don't understand. This is not the first time that she has bailed 125 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,447 when things got real between us. 126 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:04,316 First time I kissed her, she left town. 127 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:05,984 When she found out I was The Blur, 128 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:07,452 she went to Egypt. 129 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:10,356 Look, your relationship is at a totally different level right now. 130 00:07:10,453 --> 00:07:11,254 Not to mention the fact 131 00:07:11,289 --> 00:07:14,361 that Lois knows that you are the proverbial one. 132 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:17,729 And besides that, weddings just aren't that scary. 133 00:07:17,764 --> 00:07:19,765 I hope you're right. 134 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:24,236 Are those Emil's pants? 135 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:26,738 - Yeah, I found them in the backseat. - What's that? 136 00:07:26,773 --> 00:07:29,741 Looks like half of a wedding certificate. 137 00:07:29,776 --> 00:07:33,011 Missing one of the names. 138 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:38,684 Holy matrimony -- that's my signature. 139 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:42,054 Clark, we really are married. 140 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:43,889 Emil. 141 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,624 He wasn't drinking. He'll have answers. 142 00:07:45,658 --> 00:07:47,392 I'll call you after I find our friends. 143 00:07:48,161 --> 00:07:50,629 Ohh! Clark. 144 00:07:50,663 --> 00:07:53,632 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 145 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:55,067 Whoa. 146 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,536 Chloe, this killer headache is affecting my abilities. 147 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,938 This might be more difficult than I thought. 148 00:07:59,973 --> 00:08:02,307 [ Giggling ] 149 00:08:05,678 --> 00:08:07,579 Think I just got an idea of where to start. 150 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:09,348 Uh, excuse me. 151 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,352 Where did you get those shirts? 152 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:16,255 [ As Elvis Presley ] ♪ I had a gun in my hand ♪ 153 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:18,657 ♪ drinkin' 40 pounds for dinner ♪ 154 00:08:18,691 --> 00:08:20,292 ♪ till I met a big man ♪ 155 00:08:20,326 --> 00:08:21,593 [ Chuckles ] 156 00:08:21,628 --> 00:08:22,694 ♪ And the man said... ♪ 157 00:08:22,729 --> 00:08:24,463 One night, he's already famous. 158 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,434 Well, Emil always was an overachiever. 159 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,303 Why don't you go take care of that? 160 00:08:31,337 --> 00:08:32,604 And I'm gonna call Oliver, 161 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:36,141 and I'll meet you at the Watchtower. - Okay. 162 00:08:37,543 --> 00:08:39,444 [ Rockabilly music plays ] 163 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,051 Let me tell you somethin'. 164 00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:48,053 ♪ I was a hard-drinkin' sinner ♪ 165 00:08:48,087 --> 00:08:50,389 ♪ I had blood on my hands ♪ 166 00:08:50,423 --> 00:08:52,824 ♪ I was a hard-drinkin' sinner ♪ 167 00:08:52,859 --> 00:08:54,826 ♪ I had a gun in my hand ♪ 168 00:08:54,861 --> 00:08:57,195 ♪ drinkin' 40 pounds for dinner ♪ 169 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,830 ♪ till I met a big man ♪ 170 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:00,132 [ Chuckles ] 171 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:03,568 ♪ and the man said, "how do we do?" ♪ 172 00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:05,971 ♪ well, I pulled a lot of triggers ♪ Sing it, baby. 173 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:08,273 ♪ Shot a lot of good men ♪ Yeah. 174 00:09:08,308 --> 00:09:10,208 ♪ Broke a lot of hearts ♪ 175 00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:12,577 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ ♪ hearts that never will mend ♪ 176 00:09:12,612 --> 00:09:14,980 ♪ but now I'm at the station ♪ ♪ that's right ♪ 177 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,782 ♪ and I have made a new friend ♪ ♪ hallelujah ♪ 178 00:09:16,816 --> 00:09:20,485 ♪ and my friend says, "how do we do?" ♪ 179 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,687 Both: ♪ how do we do? ♪ 180 00:09:22,922 --> 00:09:23,655 ♪ how do we do? ♪ 181 00:09:25,391 --> 00:09:29,928 ♪ oh, oh, the man said, "how do we do?" ♪ 182 00:09:29,962 --> 00:09:32,197 ♪ well, I'm feeling reborn ♪ 183 00:09:32,231 --> 00:09:34,132 ♪ I feel I'm renewed ♪ 184 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:38,904 ♪ 'cause the man said, "how do we do?" ♪ 185 00:09:41,741 --> 00:09:44,076 ♪ shake it, baby ♪ 186 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:51,846 The one guy I counted on remaining sober. 187 00:09:57,219 --> 00:09:59,653 Do we know each other? 188 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:03,033 So you did have fun last night. 189 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,351 Um, I'm looking 190 00:10:06,385 --> 00:10:08,303 for the girl that came in here with me last night. 191 00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,505 She probably insulted you more than once. 192 00:10:10,523 --> 00:10:12,474 She was there when I dropped you off 193 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,359 but was gone when I picked you up. 194 00:10:14,393 --> 00:10:16,027 ♪ How do we do? ♪ 195 00:10:16,062 --> 00:10:18,113 At the Chapel of Love. 196 00:10:18,147 --> 00:10:22,317 ♪ Yeah, yeah, how do we do? ♪ 197 00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:24,486 ♪ well, I'm feeling reborn ♪ 198 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,154 ♪ I feel I'm renewed ♪ 199 00:10:26,188 --> 00:10:28,156 Come on over here. 200 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:31,543 ♪ How do we do? ♪ 201 00:10:31,577 --> 00:10:34,695 Emil Hamilton, can you step off the stage, please? 202 00:10:34,713 --> 00:10:36,748 We got some questions about an armored car 203 00:10:36,799 --> 00:10:38,216 that was stolen last night. 204 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,467 Thank you very much. Gentlemen... 205 00:10:39,502 --> 00:10:41,886 I plead innocent to all charges! 206 00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:44,973 - I'm but a humble entertainer. - Funny. You can tell the judge 207 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:47,559 how you made it vanish into thin air. 208 00:10:47,593 --> 00:10:49,477 Into thin air. 209 00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:51,813 [ Chuckles ] Clarkie... 210 00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:55,100 Oh, there's I only one person that I know 211 00:10:55,151 --> 00:10:59,687 that can make an armored car adios in seconds. 212 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:11,798 [ Rustling ] 213 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,225 Mm. 214 00:11:24,744 --> 00:11:26,045 H-hey! 215 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,746 Hey, watch it, Buster! 216 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,715 Sorry! Oh. 217 00:11:29,749 --> 00:11:31,383 Hi. 218 00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:33,168 Good morning. 219 00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,121 - Sorry. - Good morning. It's okay. 220 00:11:37,307 --> 00:11:41,126 Whoa, my head is pounding like a mosh pit. 221 00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:44,563 And my mouth tastes like armpit. 222 00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:47,799 Hey. 223 00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:53,989 What happened? 224 00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:56,025 I think the jury's still out, but, uh... 225 00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:59,611 I'd say we just survived the world's greatest bachelor party. 226 00:11:59,645 --> 00:12:01,447 [ Both chuckle ] 227 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:04,583 No offense, but speak for yourself. 228 00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:07,119 My dream soiree would end waking up 229 00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:10,655 with someone a little taller, darker, 230 00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:13,342 and a different kind of handsome. 231 00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:14,676 Well, no surprise there. 232 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:17,162 How the hell did we end up here, anyway? 233 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:19,515 Oh, I have no idea. 234 00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:21,100 But in that green getup of yours, 235 00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:23,218 we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church. 236 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:26,004 [ Chuckles ] What? 237 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,556 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 238 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,358 What is this? 239 00:12:29,392 --> 00:12:30,692 [ Chuckles ] 240 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,178 Hey, you know what? 241 00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:33,845 I thought my drunken-blackout days were behind me. 242 00:12:33,935 --> 00:12:35,719 - This is... - Yeah, tell me about it. 243 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,721 You know, us Lanes can usually hold our liquor, 244 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,524 but I don't have a single memory of my big night. 245 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,110 We'd better drop a line to Clark and Chloe. 246 00:12:43,144 --> 00:12:45,345 They'll be worried. 247 00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:49,700 Oopsie. You know what? I just realized something. 248 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,235 When I -- when I changed my pants, 249 00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:53,037 I think I forgot all the important things. 250 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,055 Yeah. My cellphone's gonzo, too -- 251 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,323 which is a bummer, 252 00:12:56,357 --> 00:12:59,026 since this isn't exactly Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. 253 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,911 It's okay. It's all right. You know what we're gonna do? 254 00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:03,196 We're gonna, uh -- we're gonna find 255 00:13:03,214 --> 00:13:04,999 one of those infamous phone booths of yours, okay? 256 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,584 And, uh, we're gonna call Clark. 257 00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:08,802 - Everything's gonna be great. - Can't call Clark. 258 00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:11,672 Something I don't understand. 259 00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:13,557 Why? W-what's the problem, huh? 260 00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,879 My engagement ring is gone. 261 00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,271 [ Sighs ] 262 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,943 Any luck on that armored car it looks like I stole? 263 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:34,578 We don't have much time. 264 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:37,197 Emil's in prison now because of me. 265 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:41,919 Still searching for missing vehicles. 266 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,287 God, I feel terrible. 267 00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:45,539 I'm the one that convinced him to drink that champagne. 268 00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,975 It's not your fault, Tess. But what about Lois? What about Oliver? 269 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,344 Can you check their cellphone records or credit-card statements? 270 00:13:50,378 --> 00:13:52,930 Clark, the nanosecond that they use technology, we'll have their number. 271 00:13:52,964 --> 00:13:54,748 Ooh. 272 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,800 Looks like your "get up and go-go" is long gone. 273 00:13:56,851 --> 00:13:58,852 There's a chain gang breaking rocks in my head, 274 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:00,437 but at least I can make a sentence. 275 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,273 Chloe, do you want to take this? 276 00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:06,927 No. I think it's in good hands. 277 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,698 So, no sign of Oliver, 278 00:14:10,732 --> 00:14:13,150 and I just tried calling the Chapel of Love -- no answer. 279 00:14:13,201 --> 00:14:14,618 [ Computer beeps ] 280 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:17,187 I may have one. 281 00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:18,572 There's an armored-car company 282 00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:20,440 that says they lost a vehicle last night. 283 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,992 And from their security footage, 284 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,777 it looks like it might be the same one 285 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:26,230 that Emil's accused of stealing. - Can you track this? 286 00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:27,331 Yeah, I can activate 287 00:14:27,382 --> 00:14:29,550 the truck's alarm system remotely, I think. 288 00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:33,337 [ Keyboard clacking ] Clark, listen for a high-pitched tone. 289 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,027 [ Beeping ] 290 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:45,065 [ Beeping continues ] I hear it. 291 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,401 Yeah. I can, too. 292 00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:50,571 Y-you're beeping, Clark. 293 00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:54,074 [ Beeping continues ] Hmm. Hmm. [ Chuckles ] 294 00:14:54,109 --> 00:14:56,326 [ Beeping stops ] 295 00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:58,579 Uh... 296 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:04,368 I got it this time. 297 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,161 [ Alarm blaring ] 298 00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,639 [ Alarm deactivates ] 299 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:45,034 The morning after mind is a stinger. 300 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,702 But the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head. 301 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,621 Ah, Lois, we're gonna find them, okay? 302 00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:52,157 And Clark's with Chloe -- he'll take care of her, too. 303 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,491 I know. 304 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,660 I was just checking out my single hand, 305 00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:57,278 my no-longer-engaged hand. 306 00:15:57,296 --> 00:15:58,913 Lois, you're still engaged. 307 00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:00,615 Y-you may just have to let go of the ring. 308 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,116 And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 309 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,635 My corporation -- I may have lost it, 310 00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:05,470 but I'm gonna buy you an identical rock, okay? 311 00:16:05,504 --> 00:16:06,638 Problem solved. 312 00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:08,556 I hate to break this to you, but the last thing 313 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,508 I want to go around with for the rest of my life 314 00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:13,127 is a lie propagated by my ex-boyfriend. - Oh. 315 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:15,280 The ring that Clark gave me was a symbol of our love, 316 00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,931 the symbol of our future together. 317 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,517 It wasn't just any ring -- it was the ring, the big kahuna. 318 00:16:19,568 --> 00:16:20,869 I waited my whole life 319 00:16:20,903 --> 00:16:22,804 to find somebody who would get this wacky world view 320 00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:24,439 and care enough to give me the ring. 321 00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:26,358 And the first thing I do is go and lose it. 322 00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,326 He's gonna understand, Lois. He always does. 323 00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,161 We cannot tell Clark! 324 00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:31,646 Tell you what -- I'm gonna do whatever it takes 325 00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:32,814 to get you that ring back, okay? 326 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,165 But you really -- you got to relax, all right? 327 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,950 You're starting to do that twitchy thing again that you do. 328 00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:37,585 I'm not twitching. There's something stuck in my bra. 329 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:40,171 That's not my territory anymore, all right? 330 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:43,008 Cha-ching. Well, that's a first. 331 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:45,159 "Fortune Casino." 332 00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,462 Let me see that. 333 00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:48,847 Oh, look at that. 334 00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:52,684 Your Pointer Sisters just gave us our first clue 335 00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:54,102 as to where we were last night. 336 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:55,336 Yeah, right. 337 00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:56,471 Thank you, sir. 338 00:16:56,505 --> 00:16:59,307 Man: Hop in. Thank you. Oh. 339 00:16:59,341 --> 00:17:00,442 [ Sighs ] 340 00:17:00,476 --> 00:17:02,360 All right. 341 00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:05,196 [ Keyboard clacking ] 342 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:08,450 I can't believe on my first drunken night out, I lose Lois, 343 00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:11,369 commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. 344 00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:12,854 So reckless. 345 00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:14,823 [ Chuckles softly ] 346 00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:17,876 But oddly, Clark, very human. 347 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,295 Yeah, and when this happens to grooms the world over, 348 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,997 his friends just rally around him and help make it all right. 349 00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:25,050 Speaking of which, I just found 350 00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,085 some very interesting information 351 00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:28,586 down at the police station. 352 00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,255 No Emil. 353 00:17:30,306 --> 00:17:32,807 And no trace of his name in any of the police records. 354 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:37,062 If Emil wasn't arrested... 355 00:17:40,182 --> 00:17:42,567 ...Who were those cops? 356 00:17:43,352 --> 00:17:45,353 [ Groans, coughs ] 357 00:17:49,825 --> 00:17:52,277 Where's the money? 358 00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:56,581 One more Elvis cover out of you... 359 00:17:56,615 --> 00:17:59,117 and you'll be eating those blue suede shoes. 360 00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:00,952 I do believe it's fair to say 361 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,455 that you gentlemen are not the authorities. 362 00:18:03,506 --> 00:18:05,540 And you are not the King of Rock. 363 00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:08,877 But you'll be just as dead if you don't cough up the cash. 364 00:18:08,911 --> 00:18:12,380 [ Normal voice ] Listen, I already told you -- 365 00:18:12,414 --> 00:18:14,215 you got the wrong Elvis. 366 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:16,801 I-I didn't steal any armored car. 367 00:18:16,852 --> 00:18:20,271 No, no, no, no, no, no. I got the right mug. 368 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,690 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 369 00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:26,227 It was lady luck that brought you to me. 370 00:18:26,261 --> 00:18:27,929 I mean, what are the odds, huh, 371 00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:31,699 that -- that you would be an overnight sensation 372 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:35,620 on the same night that I was looking for you? 373 00:18:36,872 --> 00:18:39,707 Post hoc ergo propter hoc. 374 00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,242 I mean... 375 00:18:41,276 --> 00:18:43,328 It's a fallacy. 376 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,663 Just because the two events are connected sequentially 377 00:18:45,714 --> 00:18:47,499 doesn't mean they're connected causally. 378 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,168 No, no, no. You are connected, my friend. 379 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:53,555 I mean, I didn't believe these yahoos 380 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:55,623 when they told me they were duped. 381 00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:59,344 But then I saw it for myself. 382 00:19:02,064 --> 00:19:04,149 [ Beep ] 383 00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:07,485 Chloe: [ Laughing ] A monkey! 384 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,737 [ Gasps ] 385 00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:12,607 Uh, what is this? 386 00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:14,275 Clark: Watch this. 387 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:16,995 Chloe: Ta-da! Emil: Yeah! 388 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,830 It's you. 389 00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:21,082 [ Beep ] Here, let me bring it up. 390 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,917 Raaa! 391 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,836 [ Laughs ] 392 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,704 Mm. 393 00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:29,591 Pretty fancy smoke and mirrors that you pulled off. 394 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,676 It's just, I... 395 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:32,844 [ Sighs ] 396 00:19:32,878 --> 00:19:35,797 I don't know what burns me more -- 397 00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:37,632 the fact that you took my money 398 00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:40,018 or the fact that you -- 399 00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:43,271 you took my lucky lemur. 400 00:19:46,859 --> 00:19:48,943 It appears to me that... 401 00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:52,413 someone was trying to prevent a robbery, not commit one. 402 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,283 Nice masks, boys. 403 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:59,621 Eh, big mistake -- 404 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,907 you trying to protect your friends, smart guy. 405 00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:07,128 Break him. 406 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,734 Oliver: This $500 baby here 407 00:20:20,743 --> 00:20:22,410 means we were probably gambling last night. 408 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,746 - Knowing you -- Blackjack, right? - That's my game. 409 00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:27,599 I was three-time champ at Fort Dix. 410 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:30,101 Oh, my God. What if I bet the ring? 411 00:20:30,136 --> 00:20:32,053 Oh, I don't think that would happen, Lois. 412 00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:34,189 I thought I told you never to come back here again. 413 00:20:34,223 --> 00:20:36,524 No kidding. Huh. 414 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,226 Hey, listen, I got a question for you. 415 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,929 My friend here -- she lost a ring last night. 416 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,447 Do you have any idea... 417 00:20:42,481 --> 00:20:43,865 Your little card shark here? 418 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,450 She bet her engagement ring, yeah. 419 00:20:45,484 --> 00:20:47,569 - Oh. - Did I call it or did I call it? 420 00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,405 She's raking it in, trash-talking the boss. 421 00:20:50,439 --> 00:20:52,073 So he won the ring off her. 422 00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:54,659 Come on. Let's go. I don't want to take you for another ride. 423 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:57,245 No. No, wait. Oliver, this isn't possible -- 424 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:58,413 not in this lifetime. 425 00:20:58,447 --> 00:21:00,799 The only conceivable way that I would bet the ring 426 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,500 was if it was a sure thing. 427 00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:04,753 There's no such thing in life as a sure thing. 428 00:21:04,787 --> 00:21:07,222 Oh, yeah? What are you trying to say? 429 00:21:07,256 --> 00:21:08,807 Was I scammed? 430 00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:12,844 Let me guess. Your boss stacked the deck, right? 431 00:21:23,522 --> 00:21:25,607 [ Sighs ] 432 00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:27,909 There is no way that I'm gonna let that creep 433 00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:29,611 cheat me out of my happily forever after. 434 00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:31,579 Here comes the bride. 435 00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:32,731 No. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... 436 00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:34,783 - Hey! - Easy does it, sweetheart. 437 00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:36,418 ...Fortune showgirls. 438 00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:38,303 [ Applause ] 439 00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:42,424 Come with me. 440 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,304 [ Sighs ] I was so close, 441 00:21:56,338 --> 00:21:58,523 I could have ripped my ring off his chubby little finger. 442 00:21:58,557 --> 00:22:01,175 Not really feeling your jewelry malfunction right now, you know? 443 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,445 - It was so much more than that, Oliver. - I know. I know. 444 00:22:03,479 --> 00:22:06,197 And now in order to get out of this high-stakes poker game, 445 00:22:06,232 --> 00:22:08,400 we're gonna need a get-out-of-jail-free card. 446 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:09,951 You see that pole over there? 447 00:22:09,986 --> 00:22:12,203 We're going there, okay? 448 00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:13,788 A little tied up right now. 449 00:22:13,823 --> 00:22:15,907 [ Chuckles ] You're a comedian. 450 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:18,376 Listen, you're gonna lean against me, all right? 451 00:22:18,411 --> 00:22:19,961 And we're gonna shuffle over there 452 00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:22,047 in one, two, shuffle. 453 00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:23,698 Go. Go. [ Grunts ] 454 00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:26,051 I should have known all this bridal hoopla 455 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,253 was too good to be true. - It's working! 456 00:22:28,304 --> 00:22:29,554 All my prenuptial bliss 457 00:22:29,588 --> 00:22:32,090 was just one right click away 458 00:22:32,141 --> 00:22:33,541 from bridal apocalypse. 459 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:35,560 Okay. All right. 460 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:37,345 You should really ease up on yourself, Lois. 461 00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:38,563 You haven't ruined anything. 462 00:22:38,597 --> 00:22:40,765 You still don't get it. 463 00:22:40,816 --> 00:22:42,984 I did not want to be 464 00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:45,570 the bride waving her freak flag down the aisle, okay? 465 00:22:45,604 --> 00:22:49,607 I-I wanted this to be perfect, not my normal mess. 466 00:22:50,693 --> 00:22:53,495 We're all a mess, okay? Let's be fair. 467 00:22:53,529 --> 00:22:54,662 Not Clark. 468 00:22:54,697 --> 00:22:58,700 No. Clark would never lose his ring, okay? 469 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,586 Do you have any idea how much pressure there is 470 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,338 being engaged to walking perfection? 471 00:23:05,174 --> 00:23:06,875 [ Sighs ] 472 00:23:08,377 --> 00:23:10,295 Do you have any idea how much pressure there is 473 00:23:10,346 --> 00:23:12,097 fighting crime next to walking perfection? 474 00:23:12,131 --> 00:23:13,431 [ Chuckles softly ] 475 00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,433 You're free. All right, let's blow this pop stand. 476 00:23:15,468 --> 00:23:17,519 No. 477 00:23:17,553 --> 00:23:19,754 We're not leaving without my ring. 478 00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:24,059 I thought we were -- we were past that. 479 00:23:24,093 --> 00:23:25,810 Well, we're not. 480 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:31,850 Ooh. 481 00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:38,907 - Got it? - Yeah. 482 00:23:38,941 --> 00:23:40,408 Okay. 483 00:23:40,442 --> 00:23:43,111 [ Pounding on door ] 484 00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:55,390 We'll be lucky to get out of here alive. 485 00:23:55,424 --> 00:23:58,593 I didn't exactly bring my Green Arrow gear to the bachelor party. 486 00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:00,345 [ Sighs ] 487 00:24:00,396 --> 00:24:02,296 Uh... 488 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:06,634 Unless... 489 00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:17,195 The facial-recognition from the karaoke security footage 490 00:24:17,246 --> 00:24:19,948 showed that the fake cops actually have criminal histories 491 00:24:19,982 --> 00:24:21,533 linking them to this casino -- 492 00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:24,502 that is, if they work for this fearless Fortune. 493 00:24:27,957 --> 00:24:29,541 Means Emil could be in danger. 494 00:24:32,761 --> 00:24:34,095 Yeah, but all I see 495 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:37,015 is a hothouse full of chumps, suckers, and high rollers. 496 00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,634 I'll check the other room. Try to blend in. 497 00:24:53,716 --> 00:24:54,782 Lois? 498 00:25:00,406 --> 00:25:02,407 Oliver? 499 00:25:16,538 --> 00:25:17,755 Hey, big daddy. 500 00:25:17,806 --> 00:25:19,540 Want to give this girl some lovin'? 501 00:25:19,558 --> 00:25:21,142 Hmm? 502 00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:23,178 [ Cheers and applause ] 503 00:25:23,212 --> 00:25:25,680 [ Sighs ] Do something. 504 00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:31,686 Well, luck be a lady tonight. 505 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,855 You are an eye full. 506 00:25:33,889 --> 00:25:36,658 You know, like the tower in Paris. 507 00:25:37,776 --> 00:25:40,245 You put these other hothouse girls to shame. 508 00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:42,247 Thanks, man. 509 00:25:50,256 --> 00:25:52,257 That's her. The blonde! 510 00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:55,043 She's one of the crew that stole the money! 511 00:25:55,077 --> 00:25:56,911 Chloe, run! 512 00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:03,434 Get her! Get her! 513 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:30,578 Yes! 514 00:26:30,612 --> 00:26:32,613 Oh, God! 515 00:26:41,423 --> 00:26:42,507 [ Gunshot ] 516 00:26:52,434 --> 00:26:53,518 Aah! 517 00:26:57,573 --> 00:27:00,074 Yes, come to mama, sweetheart. 518 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:03,161 Come on! 519 00:27:04,146 --> 00:27:05,146 [ Gunshot ] 520 00:27:23,832 --> 00:27:25,600 Oh... 521 00:27:25,634 --> 00:27:29,170 There's my sparkly girl. Oh, come to mama. 522 00:27:29,188 --> 00:27:32,473 I swear I will never bet you again. Mwah! 523 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:33,608 [ Gasps ] 524 00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:38,613 You think I'm gonna you run off with my lucky ring? 525 00:27:38,647 --> 00:27:41,015 I won so big today. 526 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:43,451 Oliver: The only one getting lucky here tonight 527 00:27:43,485 --> 00:27:45,703 is yours truly. 528 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,378 Way to go all-in, gorgeous. 529 00:27:53,412 --> 00:27:54,829 Back atcha, hot stuff. 530 00:27:54,863 --> 00:27:56,748 We have a winner! 531 00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:06,090 I thought I told you gentlemen 532 00:28:06,141 --> 00:28:08,593 everything from last night is a blank. 533 00:28:08,644 --> 00:28:09,761 Yeah, yeah, you did. 534 00:28:09,812 --> 00:28:11,512 But, you see, that's what they all say. 535 00:28:11,546 --> 00:28:14,232 In the end, everybody names names. 536 00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:15,566 It's just the business. 537 00:28:15,601 --> 00:28:17,402 Business?! 538 00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:19,070 Wait a minute. That's it. 539 00:28:19,104 --> 00:28:23,057 That's -- that's why Fortune had you robbing his truck. 540 00:28:23,075 --> 00:28:26,494 No, if my calculations are correct, I-it's a scam, right? 541 00:28:26,528 --> 00:28:27,829 He reports the crime, 542 00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:30,365 and then the insurance company doubles his money. 543 00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:32,333 Except this time, 544 00:28:32,368 --> 00:28:34,869 somebody actually stole his money. 545 00:28:34,903 --> 00:28:37,288 Yeah. That was you, smart guy. 546 00:28:37,339 --> 00:28:41,209 Oh, I really wish I didn't understand the physics of this. 547 00:28:41,243 --> 00:28:42,743 [ Groans ] 548 00:28:44,763 --> 00:28:47,765 [ Groaning loudly ] 549 00:28:55,641 --> 00:28:57,225 Aaaah! 550 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:06,401 [ Metal clanks ] 551 00:29:06,435 --> 00:29:08,453 You all right? 552 00:29:11,657 --> 00:29:13,574 Clark. 553 00:29:13,608 --> 00:29:15,243 You're safe now. 554 00:29:15,277 --> 00:29:18,546 Look, I need some answers about what happened last night. 555 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:19,947 [ Breathing heavily ] 556 00:29:23,051 --> 00:29:25,169 Get in line. 557 00:29:30,497 --> 00:29:33,198 [ Footsteps ] 558 00:29:33,216 --> 00:29:35,084 Clark: Chloe? 559 00:29:40,223 --> 00:29:43,642 Congratulations on surviving your boffo bachelor party... 560 00:29:43,677 --> 00:29:47,596 And the million-dollar morning-after mistake. 561 00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:48,697 [ Chuckles softly ] 562 00:29:48,732 --> 00:29:50,933 There's still one thing we have to do -- 563 00:29:50,984 --> 00:29:52,267 undo. 564 00:29:52,318 --> 00:29:54,937 I got through to the chapel, and they told me 565 00:29:54,988 --> 00:29:58,273 that the whole "best friend masquerading as the bride-to-be" 566 00:29:58,324 --> 00:30:00,159 was just a drunk prank. So... 567 00:30:00,193 --> 00:30:02,077 That's a relief. [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 568 00:30:02,112 --> 00:30:04,963 [ Sighs ] 569 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:07,616 It was a fun ride while it lasted. 570 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,835 Kind of reminded me of the good, old days. 571 00:30:09,869 --> 00:30:13,122 Yeah, but your new partner in crime's got you covered. 572 00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:19,244 Lois and I are pretty good together. 573 00:30:22,098 --> 00:30:25,434 It's funny. It almost sounded like you were saying goodbye. 574 00:30:26,536 --> 00:30:28,771 [ Chuckles softly ] 575 00:30:28,805 --> 00:30:31,023 I forgot how well you know me. 576 00:30:31,057 --> 00:30:35,327 My heart and my head have been playing tug-of-war lately. 577 00:30:36,929 --> 00:30:39,148 But I made my decision. 578 00:30:40,817 --> 00:30:42,735 I still have to break it to Oliver, 579 00:30:42,769 --> 00:30:45,270 but I won't let a hero give up his world for me. 580 00:30:45,288 --> 00:30:48,040 Chloe, you just got back. 581 00:30:48,074 --> 00:30:50,542 You're the heart and soul of Watchtower. 582 00:30:50,577 --> 00:30:53,796 Yeah, but I can't be Watchtower anymore. 583 00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:56,131 I've already been the ghost in the machine once. 584 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:58,751 I can't -- I can't do it again. 585 00:30:58,785 --> 00:31:02,087 You know you've always been much more than that to me. 586 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,209 I know. 587 00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:08,794 You know, in every epic tale, 588 00:31:08,812 --> 00:31:12,614 there's always one person who believes in the hero first -- 589 00:31:12,649 --> 00:31:17,352 someone who helps inspire them to greatness. 590 00:31:17,403 --> 00:31:20,656 And maybe it wasn't just a fluke with you. 591 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:23,242 I've been thinking that's my true calling -- 592 00:31:23,276 --> 00:31:25,577 finding heroes and helping them realize 593 00:31:25,612 --> 00:31:28,580 their true potential beyond the reach of Watchtower. 594 00:31:32,168 --> 00:31:34,586 You're not alone, Clark Kent. 595 00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:37,539 In all my globe-trotting, 596 00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:41,844 I have met several others like you -- 597 00:31:41,878 --> 00:31:44,129 a billionaire with high-tech toys 598 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:47,883 and a wondrous woman who is gonna throw you for a loop. 599 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:50,602 Well, all that sounds amazing... 600 00:31:52,004 --> 00:31:53,755 ...and a bit lonely. 601 00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:54,857 Well... 602 00:31:54,891 --> 00:31:58,227 That's why I'm following your lead, Clark. 603 00:31:59,696 --> 00:32:03,115 I've created a double-identity for myself. 604 00:32:04,484 --> 00:32:05,651 You're looking 605 00:32:05,685 --> 00:32:07,953 at the Star City Register's newest hire. 606 00:32:09,789 --> 00:32:11,707 By day, of course. 607 00:32:14,577 --> 00:32:16,145 [ Sighs ] 608 00:32:23,303 --> 00:32:24,536 I always knew 609 00:32:24,554 --> 00:32:27,222 that you were destined for big things, Chloe. 610 00:32:30,927 --> 00:32:32,311 And I know no matter what, 611 00:32:32,345 --> 00:32:34,146 we'll still be in each other's lives. 612 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:37,549 You know I'll always be here for you. 613 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,523 You know that, right? 614 00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:46,358 I do. 615 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,281 [ Chuckles ] 616 00:33:04,961 --> 00:33:07,596 Hey, hound dog. 617 00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:09,631 You really rocked this town. 618 00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:12,751 I suppose that's supposed to be humorous? 619 00:33:12,769 --> 00:33:14,386 It's just... 620 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,755 Well, it was a nice surprise 621 00:33:16,773 --> 00:33:19,391 to see our mild-mannered doctor 622 00:33:19,425 --> 00:33:22,077 have a special power of his own. 623 00:33:24,314 --> 00:33:28,450 I haven't done something like that since, well... 624 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,869 Since my wife passed away. 625 00:33:32,589 --> 00:33:35,257 She used to love to hear me sing to her. 626 00:33:39,212 --> 00:33:41,280 Don't give it up. 627 00:33:44,050 --> 00:33:46,451 She wouldn't have wanted you to. 628 00:33:48,221 --> 00:33:50,839 [ Door opens ] 629 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,975 All right. Listen up, everybody. I have the smoking gun. 630 00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:55,227 Now, I haven't actually laid eyes on all the footage yet, 631 00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:57,312 but I strongly suspect that inside this little puppy 632 00:33:57,347 --> 00:33:59,848 are the answers to all of our burning questions. 633 00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:01,767 Oh, my camera. Of course. 634 00:34:01,801 --> 00:34:03,735 I forgot that I [Chuckles] 635 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:06,188 was documenting the entire evening. 636 00:34:06,239 --> 00:34:08,440 Oliver: Probably see if this thing works. - Maybe I should -- 637 00:34:08,474 --> 00:34:11,443 I found it in a, uh, a puddle of champagne in the limo. 638 00:34:11,477 --> 00:34:13,996 Ooh, speaking of spirits, you know what we should do? 639 00:34:14,030 --> 00:34:15,747 Champagne. Oh, no. Absolutely not. 640 00:34:15,782 --> 00:34:18,417 Oh, uh, there's sparkling cider in the fridge 641 00:34:18,451 --> 00:34:21,486 which I am certain Zatanna has not charmed. 642 00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:27,492 I got it. 643 00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:28,927 Okay. 644 00:34:28,962 --> 00:34:29,928 Whoa. 645 00:34:29,963 --> 00:34:32,264 Got it? Yeah. 646 00:34:40,056 --> 00:34:41,690 [ Chuckles softly ] 647 00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:47,980 Uh... 648 00:34:48,014 --> 00:34:50,399 I'm so gun-shy, I don't even know if I can try it. 649 00:34:51,985 --> 00:34:54,953 Here's the thing, Clark. I, uh... 650 00:34:56,739 --> 00:35:00,358 I bet the ring. I mean, I got it back, but... 651 00:35:01,744 --> 00:35:03,462 Please forgive me. 652 00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:07,716 Lois, there's nothing to forgive. 653 00:35:09,002 --> 00:35:11,253 The ring is not what's important. 654 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:15,057 You are. 655 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,430 But I have a bit of a confession myself. 656 00:35:21,481 --> 00:35:23,265 Um... Hmm? 657 00:35:23,316 --> 00:35:25,550 When I woke up this morning and you were gone, 658 00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:27,703 I thought that I'd scared you away somehow. 659 00:35:30,073 --> 00:35:31,389 Yeah, I'm sorry. 660 00:35:31,407 --> 00:35:34,443 I know that I have the, uh, "Runaway Girlfriend" thing to... 661 00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:36,361 Look, if all this wedding mess 662 00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:38,396 is getting to be too much, then... 663 00:35:38,414 --> 00:35:39,998 No, I-it's not that. 664 00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:41,767 It's... 665 00:35:41,801 --> 00:35:43,234 It's hard to explain. 666 00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:45,003 You don't need to explain. 667 00:35:46,089 --> 00:35:49,274 I just want you to know 668 00:35:49,308 --> 00:35:52,010 if you're having doubts deep down inside 669 00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,578 or you're not 100% sure 670 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,831 that this is the right thing to do, 671 00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:57,849 I will understand. 672 00:36:01,337 --> 00:36:06,191 I'm gonna want to marry you in five days or in five years. 673 00:36:09,695 --> 00:36:12,080 That was the perfect thing to say. 674 00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:19,604 Oh! And we're rolling! 675 00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:27,278 [ Sighs ] The file's corrupted, but we'll see what we've got. 676 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:33,385 You ready for this? Showtime. 677 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,053 Clark! 678 00:36:35,088 --> 00:36:37,672 [ Chuckling ] I'm sorry! You said you were cold. 679 00:36:37,723 --> 00:36:39,224 Hey! 680 00:36:39,258 --> 00:36:41,292 Uh, Lois, 681 00:36:41,310 --> 00:36:43,428 if you're watching this 20 years from now, 682 00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,680 just know that you are the love of my life... 683 00:36:45,715 --> 00:36:49,067 [ Laughter ] ...And you always will be. 684 00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:52,237 Um... I'm really feeling this. 685 00:36:52,271 --> 00:36:55,190 Tess: Mm! Mm-hmm. For you. 686 00:36:55,241 --> 00:36:57,025 Oh! [ Laughs ] Ooh! Ooh! 687 00:36:57,076 --> 00:37:00,078 Alcohol doesn't -- doesn't even affect me. 688 00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:01,663 [ Laughter ] 689 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:02,664 [ Blows ] 690 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:03,665 Aah! 691 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,083 [ Laughter ] 692 00:37:05,118 --> 00:37:08,286 That's not what I was imagining. 693 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,371 Oh! 694 00:37:09,422 --> 00:37:10,589 Emil! 695 00:37:10,623 --> 00:37:13,792 Hey, drink! Drink it! Drink. 696 00:37:13,826 --> 00:37:15,343 [ Laughter ] 697 00:37:15,378 --> 00:37:16,545 Oliver: I mean, are you made of steel? 698 00:37:16,596 --> 00:37:18,496 Are you really made of steel? 699 00:37:18,514 --> 00:37:20,298 Aaah! 700 00:37:20,332 --> 00:37:21,716 That is not where -- 701 00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:23,218 [ indistinct talking ] 702 00:37:23,269 --> 00:37:25,720 Oh, this is good. How about this one? Look. 703 00:37:25,771 --> 00:37:27,338 Well, we're two different -- 704 00:37:27,356 --> 00:37:29,441 you're not thinking this through, okay? 705 00:37:29,475 --> 00:37:31,943 These -- these are -- how much did this cost you? 706 00:37:31,978 --> 00:37:34,479 Nothing. That's a woman's ring, all right? 707 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,982 These are $20 rings out of a vending machine. 708 00:37:37,016 --> 00:37:39,451 She deserves better than -- better than that. 709 00:37:39,485 --> 00:37:41,686 Right? 710 00:37:41,704 --> 00:37:45,740 How about a little privacy there, Blair Witch? Now. 711 00:37:45,775 --> 00:37:47,993 I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing. 712 00:37:48,027 --> 00:37:49,377 It's st-- 713 00:37:49,412 --> 00:37:51,880 you don't -- you guys -- 714 00:37:51,914 --> 00:37:53,632 I need your help. 715 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,500 Okay. Shh. 716 00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:57,752 Where are you going? 717 00:37:57,803 --> 00:38:00,722 What?! [ Laughs ] Whoa! 718 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,224 Yes! 719 00:38:02,258 --> 00:38:03,708 You know, I-I can't -- 720 00:38:03,726 --> 00:38:05,177 No. Stay. 721 00:38:05,211 --> 00:38:06,511 [ Applauding ] Bravo, sir. 722 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:07,646 Monkey. 723 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,314 Chloe: Monkey? 724 00:38:11,383 --> 00:38:13,885 [ Laughing ] A monkey! 725 00:38:13,903 --> 00:38:15,904 [ Gasps ] 726 00:38:15,938 --> 00:38:17,906 [ Indistinct shouting ] 727 00:38:20,243 --> 00:38:22,227 Watch this. 728 00:38:22,245 --> 00:38:24,112 Ta-da! Emil: Yeah! 729 00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:25,113 Yeah! 730 00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:26,915 [ Cheers ] 731 00:38:29,068 --> 00:38:30,585 Check it out. Check it out. 732 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,587 I'd like to introduce you to somebody. 733 00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:34,639 What's his name? 734 00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:37,792 This is, uh, Dr... 735 00:38:37,843 --> 00:38:40,495 Chloe: Who? ...Lemur. 736 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:42,714 Emil: [ As Elvis Presley ] Let me tell you something, Tess. 737 00:38:42,748 --> 00:38:44,182 Let me tell you something. 738 00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:46,801 With being the king comes a lot of responsibility. 739 00:38:46,836 --> 00:38:49,688 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown," 740 00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:51,256 you know what I'm saying? 741 00:38:51,274 --> 00:38:53,275 [ Women giggling ] 742 00:38:53,309 --> 00:38:54,442 [ Static ] 743 00:38:54,477 --> 00:38:56,244 [ Laughter ] 744 00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,948 Tess: Come on, you big stud! 745 00:38:59,982 --> 00:39:01,900 Oliver: Ooh, look at you. Oh, no. 746 00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:03,952 Come on, you big... 747 00:39:03,986 --> 00:39:06,538 No, no, no! Show me what you got! 748 00:39:06,572 --> 00:39:08,039 Oh, you can't handle what I got. 749 00:39:08,074 --> 00:39:09,241 Huh-huh-ha! 750 00:39:09,275 --> 00:39:10,825 Yeah! [ Laughs ] 751 00:39:10,876 --> 00:39:12,077 [ Glass shatters ] 752 00:39:12,111 --> 00:39:13,745 [ Laughs ] 753 00:39:13,779 --> 00:39:16,665 Cut it out. Give it over, baby doll. 754 00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:22,137 Okay! 755 00:39:22,171 --> 00:39:23,588 Oh. 756 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:24,923 Okay, okay, okay! 757 00:39:24,957 --> 00:39:26,224 Oliver: Hey, hey! 758 00:39:26,259 --> 00:39:28,677 Okay, okay, okay, we need to -- 759 00:39:28,728 --> 00:39:31,896 do you know where the power -- yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here. 760 00:39:31,931 --> 00:39:33,982 That's great stuff. I'm real proud of you. 761 00:39:34,016 --> 00:39:36,735 Okay, okay. [ Static ] 762 00:39:44,026 --> 00:39:46,361 Hey. 763 00:39:50,983 --> 00:39:54,169 Where you running off to so quick? 764 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,290 [ Chuckles softly ] What are you doing? 765 00:39:58,324 --> 00:40:01,092 I thought we were rendezvousing at your place later. 766 00:40:05,164 --> 00:40:08,383 You're leaving again, right? 767 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,171 Oliver, I -- it's okay. 768 00:40:13,189 --> 00:40:15,890 I can -- I can read between the lines. 769 00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:24,199 Chloe, I never expected you to sit up 770 00:40:24,233 --> 00:40:27,369 in that ivory Watchtower for the rest of your life. 771 00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:29,487 I know better than that. 772 00:40:32,642 --> 00:40:35,076 I-I have something, uh... 773 00:40:59,051 --> 00:41:01,353 I don't know what you're thinking, but... 774 00:41:02,955 --> 00:41:04,222 ...I hope it's not 775 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,990 that you're gonna run off without your husband. 776 00:41:08,861 --> 00:41:11,746 You didn't take a job in my hometown for nothing. 777 00:41:11,781 --> 00:41:13,748 [ Chuckles ] 778 00:41:23,209 --> 00:41:25,760 Let's get out of here. 779 00:41:30,366 --> 00:41:33,334 == sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.Addic7ed.Com ==