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Previously, on "Queen of Jordan..."
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Don't tell me I can't sing.
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What the [Bleep]
have you ever done?
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Who the [Bleep]
are the Beatles?
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[Gasps]
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I know what you said
about me.
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Please. I don't even think
about you.
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You're nothing.
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I know the photo shoot
for Randi's dog's funeral
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is the wrong place
to tell you this,
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but I'm going to Africa.
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It's my way till payday.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
for www.addic7ed.com
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D'Fwan,
glue in the business weave.
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I have an important meeting
with Jack Donaghy
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from NBC today.
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D'Fwan forgot
his catchphrase.
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[Bell dings]
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Since Tracy
is off helping people in Africa,
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I finally have a chance
to focus on me.
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That is why I'm launching
my music career.
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It has been my dream
to be a singer
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ever since I was a little...
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drunk the other day and
rented out a recording space.
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Oh, Angie, thank you
for coming in.
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NBC could not be happier...
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About Queen of Jordan.
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For the first time
in six months,
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we beat all the music
choice channels
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except, of course,
Latin Beats.
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Well, Angie's thinking
of the next move now.
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As you know, my single
"My Single is Dropping"
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- is dropping.
- What's happening?
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My single is called
"My Single is Dropping"
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and it's dropping.
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Angie,
"My Single is Dropping"
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is the reason I wanted
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the three of us to meet.
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With Tracy gone,
TGS will be airing
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another "Best of" Special.
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Actually, legal says
we can't use the word "best."
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Either way,
the studio is free,
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so I thought we would have
your release party there.
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You would perform
and Lemon here
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will help you put it
together.
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What? No. I thought
we were here
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to talk about getting Tracy
back from Africa.
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Look, I love Tracy.
But he is work.
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Angie, look what the banister
did to me!
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Do know how much of my time
he wastes?
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- Let's role play.
- Tracy, we're gonna be late!
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[Door closes]
Our boat exploded.
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With Tracy away, it's time
to let Angie be the star.
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I hope Tracy doesn't come home
for months.
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Months? No. We can't make it
that long without Tracy.
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- You can't do this!
- Are you giving me orders?
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Am I the waiter?
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Is this the restaurant
that I'm opening up
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with Dennis Rodman
and Webster?
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No. I just thought
you would be on my side.
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"Yes, we can."
Obama '08, remember?
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Look,
this is a very complic...
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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As an executive of Kabletown
and NBC Universal
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I am ordering you
not to use that footage.
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John Francis Donaghy.
Verbal signature.
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Angie's single release party
is tomorrow night.
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It seems like the perfect place
for me to reveal
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my shocking, secret past.
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No, we're not writing
a tearful admission
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about you being a call girl
in Delaware.
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Write it yourself.
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For your information,
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I am a Christian illiterate,
so that's not an option.
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You know what,
I'm not getting sucked
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into your crazy
reality show nonsense.
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Liz, I'm so mad at you
for that thing you did.
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Am I trying
to instigate fights
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by throwing wine at people
just to get on camera
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and maybe also promote my new
lifestyle web site:
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Jennas-side.com?
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Of course not.
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I mean, is wine throwing
something that even gets you
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on a reality show?
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God, Jenna, I told you
not to buy that domain name.
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- Say it out loud.
- Jennas-side... Genocide.
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I'm not hearing it, Liz.
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Hey, guess who's getting out
of jail.
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I don't know. But I hope
they didn't collect $200.
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Lynn Onkman.
Remember her?
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Oh, sure,
that hot teacher from Queens
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who had an affair
with her student.
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Oh, my God.
Check out this picture.
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Frank, is that you?
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You never said
you were in Lynn Onkman's class.
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- Sure, I did.
- What?
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Do you know the kid
she had an affair with?
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No. Yes. I don't know.
Shut up.
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- It was you.
- I don't want to talk about it.
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Well done, sir.
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Guys, a teacher preying
on a student is wrong...
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Yeah.
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If the teacher is male
and the student is female.
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What happened to Frank
is awesome.
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- Standing ovation.
- You don't understand!
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It was love!
We were in love!
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I need to look good
for my party.
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And I refuse to wear anything
in my size
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or appropriate for my age.
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Lemon, a word.
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Ham.
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Wow.
If only Tracy were here,
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he'd be, like, "Damn, woman,
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"I want to make love
to your neck."
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Don't do impressions
of other races.
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Roger that, Angie.
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I'm in charge of
setting up for Angie's party.
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'Cause I'm not just
a gay hairdresser.
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I'm also a homosexual
party planner.
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Mr. D'Fwan,
Party City does not sell
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giant see-through clocks
or strap-on Pegasus wings,
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so I got this paper pineapple
instead.
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Hey, girlfriends.
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Why don't we all have
some drinks
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and talk about
how I think Portia has no class.
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- Yeah, you heard me, Portia.
- Uh-uh.
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I will not be in the same room
as that woman.
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Is this about what happened
in Atlantic city?
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- I didn't say it.
- You did.
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- You did.
- I didn't say it.
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- I didn't say it!
- You did!
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- I didn't say it.
- You did.
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Excuse me. I'm looking
for Francis Rossitano.
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Oh, snap.
That's Lynn Onkman.
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Portia reads the papers.
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- Mrs. Onkman?
- Frank R?
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Yeah.
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Michael.
Are you back on meth?
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- Mm-hmm.
No. Why? You got some?
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Think fast.
[Laughs]
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Nice catch, dotcom.
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I'm sick of being disrespected
by that man.
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Sick of it.
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Yeah. I was an athlete.
Very graceful.
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Sports stories?
I got some.
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Uh, I'm meeting my friend Greg
for lunch.
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Again?
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When I was at Princeton,
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I played baseball
and football.
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And back then,
football players went both ways.
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Really?
So you went both ways?
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Yeah. We all did.
It was the '70s.
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So when you played baseball,
were you ever on the DL?
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Yeah. I was on the DL
most of my junior year.
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Mm.
DL can mean "disabled list."
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But it can also mean
"down low" or "secretly gay."
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Which one
was Jack talking about?
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When we were on the DL,
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we spent most of our time
in the whirlpool
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getting rubbed down.
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You were a switch-hitter?
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Switch-hitter.
Pitcher. Catcher.
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Whatever the boys needed.
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I think I made my point.
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I drank
all the throwing wine
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and I have something
to say to Portia.
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I know what you said
about me.
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Good. Because I'm concerned
about you.
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Even though we just met,
I can tell you're an alcoholic.
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Come on, Portia.
I want to fight.
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I have battled my own demons
and you need help.
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No. I don't need
any help.
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I am in denial
about my disease.
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And I don't know
what would change that.
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Drunk actor brainstorm.
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I'm going to make Pete host
an intervention for me.
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It'll be all about Jenna.
Drama. Crying.
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The beauty of redemption.
Perhaps a song.
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This is the best day
of my life.
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[Knocking at door]
I'm sorry.
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You want me
to perform in this?
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Yeah. You're Amy Grant
from the "Baby Baby" video.
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The one where the man likes her
at the Carnival.
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That's some white nonsense.
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Too bad Tracy's not here
to take your side.
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He'd be, like, "Damn you,
Liz Lemon."
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We discussed this,
Elizabeth.
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Yes. Uh, anyway,
I've got the auditions
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for your backup dancers.
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Good. 'Cause I'm looking
for dancers who can dance
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for 15 seconds 'cause that's
how long my song is.
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What?
That's my wedding video.
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Oh, no. I must've mixed up
the DVD discs.
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Agh! Well, we'll just have
to watch it anyway
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- and see what feelings arise.
- Angie, just start!
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[Police siren blares]
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Are you wearing handcuffs,
Tracy?
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Can my friend cheese
come with us on our honeymoon?
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What?
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Okay, I should've watched
that first.
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Do you see how exhausting
that man can be?
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Yes. He has his flaws.
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But I know
you two love each other.
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Yeah. And with him gone,
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our relationship
has never been better.
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So he can stay in Africa
for as long as he wants.
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I'm on Angie time now.
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Frank and Lynn's story
really moved me.
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So I let them have
their reunion date
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at the Stripaerobics Studio
I bought with the money I got
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after that cop shot me.
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What else did you miss
in prison?
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Oh, they kept remaking
The Hulk
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and it kept getting worse.
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[Laughs] Could we talk
about something
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other than comic book movies?
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Sure.
Yeah, uh...
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I thought about you a lot
while I was away.
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And I still remember
the... the moment
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when we fell in love.
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You were administering
a scoliosis test to the class
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and you lingered on my spine.
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Frank,
why did you bring me here?
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And who's that woman?
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A friend. Continue.
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't
bring you to my place.
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My mom's there and she still
wants you to rot in hell.
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You live with your mother?
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Yeah. Otherwise who would
wake me up for work?
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- What's wrong?
[Sighs] - Oh, Frank.
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The boy I fell in love with
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was the most amazing
eighth-grader
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that I've ever met.
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And I couldn't wait
to meet the man
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that that boy became,
but you haven't grown.
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You're still talking
about superheroes
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and video games
and why Seth Logan
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shouldn't have played
the green something.
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Hornet. Yeah.
And it's Rogen.
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It's like you're stuck.
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Oh.
I wonder why I'm stuck.
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What could've happened
to me when I was 14
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to make me never want
to grow up?
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Inside voice, Frank.
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And I refuse to take
the blame for that.
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I lost everything
to be with you.
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Well, this is who I am.
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If you don't like it
then what's the point?
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00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:44,501
Now may I be dismissed?
Okay.
250
00:11:51,726 --> 00:11:54,845
I thought this was a meeting
to discuss your spinoff
251
00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:57,547
where you do matchmaking
for wealthy dogs.
252
00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:59,716
I lied.
253
00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:02,953
D'Fwan thinks that maybe you're
not being true to your you.
254
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,955
I know what it's like
to live a lie.
255
00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,157
I used to be in the military.
256
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,092
But I was unfairly thrown out
because I went berserk
257
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,361
around all those dudes
and tried to bang everybody.
258
00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:13,630
It has come to my attention
259
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,582
that some of what I said
yesterday
260
00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:17,634
may have been misconstrued.
261
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:19,236
"Going both ways"
in football
262
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,506
means playing offense
and defense.
263
00:12:22,573 --> 00:12:25,609
And there is nothing gay
about the Princeton fight song.
264
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:29,679
♪ Oh, the merry men of Princeton
are charging up the rear ♪
265
00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:32,482
♪ holding all the balls... ♪
okay, I hear it now.
266
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:36,069
Regardless,
I'm not gay or clumsy.
267
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:39,222
So your little show has nothing
with which to embarrass me.
268
00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:42,125
[Chair squeaks]
That was the chair.
269
00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:44,394
Here. I'll show you.
270
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:50,233
[Silence]
271
00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,302
It was the chair.
272
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,474
What is this?
273
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,943
Jenna, everyone here
loves you very much.
274
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:02,345
But because of your drinking,
we feel like we're losing you.
275
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:05,282
Is this an intervention?
276
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,783
We all agree
it's gone too far.
277
00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:11,271
Kenneth. Richard Esposito.
Your two psychics.
278
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,523
Wait. You're seeing
another psychic?
279
00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:18,595
I mean, I knew that.
No! I am not doing this!
280
00:13:18,646 --> 00:13:21,615
I'm leaving!
Read your letters.
281
00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,667
Jenna, everyone
has written you letters
282
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,101
that they'd like to share.
283
00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:28,572
"Miss Maroney, your addiction
has negatively affected me
284
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:30,373
"in the following ways.
285
00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:32,792
"Number one,
I was so worried,
286
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:35,412
I forgot to write
the rest of this letter."
287
00:13:35,463 --> 00:13:39,049
Thank you.
288
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:44,838
I mean...
[Cries]
289
00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:49,976
Webster, we need to talk.
Your check didn't clear.
290
00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:51,961
[Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep],
[Bleep], [Bleep].
291
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:53,530
'Scuse me.
Is that my computer?
292
00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:57,934
No, I was just...
no, pinwheel. Not now.
293
00:13:57,985 --> 00:14:00,470
Are you on my email?
Are you emailing my husband?
294
00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:01,855
I can explain.
295
00:14:01,939 --> 00:14:04,691
I'm asleep right now and I think
that that's my computer.
296
00:14:04,775 --> 00:14:06,810
Gah. Huh? Whuh?
Where am I?
297
00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:09,746
"Tracy, as your wife,
I'm ordering you to come home."
298
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,915
- I know this looks bad.
- "The kids need you.
299
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:14,668
"And I want to give you
all the sex things you like."
300
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,219
You don't have to read
any more.
301
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:17,654
"For instance, doing it
across the bed
302
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:18,855
"instead of up and down."
303
00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,457
- Saw that in a movie.
- "Come home now.
304
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:22,842
"Sho 'nuff, Angie."
Sho 'nuff?
305
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,628
It's a first draft.
306
00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:27,797
Are you trying to trick Tracy
into coming home?
307
00:14:27,848 --> 00:14:30,700
Were you trying to trick me
with my wedding video?
308
00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:34,037
Listen, you're not in charge.
I am.
309
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:37,524
- Mind your own business.
- Yeah, well, Tracy is my... ow.
310
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,276
There's more
where this came from.
311
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:41,978
I'm contractually obligated
to pull out some bitch's weave
312
00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,397
eight more times
this season.
313
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:48,652
It's not a weave. Gah.
314
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:07,260
♪ It's the beauty
by of redemption ♪
315
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:08,427
Jenna, will you accept
the help
316
00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:09,495
we're offering you today?
317
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:10,763
Of course.
318
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:14,967
Today is the first day
of the rest of my life.
319
00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:21,541
Jenna, this is Charles.
He has his van waiting outside.
320
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:22,942
How nice.
321
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:24,327
He's gonna take you
to the airport
322
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:25,695
and then fly with you
323
00:15:25,779 --> 00:15:29,782
to the Alternatives Treatment
Center in Minnesota.
324
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:34,003
Well, of course, 'cause that's
how interventions end.
325
00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:35,621
And I can't back out now
326
00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,489
otherwise they can't use
any of this.
327
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,991
Oh, God.
328
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,826
Anyway,
that's why I did it.
329
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:42,345
One, To see the fear
in her eyes.
330
00:15:42,429 --> 00:15:44,430
And two,
Without Tracy or Jenna,
331
00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:46,265
we can file a claim
against the show's insurance
332
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,734
and keep getting paid
without working.
333
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,904
So this is kind of the best day
of my life.
334
00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:56,709
After my second husband
shot me the second time,
335
00:15:56,777 --> 00:15:59,879
I realized that love
is the most important thing
336
00:15:59,947 --> 00:16:01,881
in the world.
337
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:05,985
I just hope Frank does
the right thing.
338
00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:08,354
[Gasps] Oh, Frank.
339
00:16:08,422 --> 00:16:10,356
How did you know
where I work?
340
00:16:10,424 --> 00:16:11,858
It's one of the benefits
of being in love
341
00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:14,493
with a registered
sex offender.
342
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:17,897
Frank, about what happened
at Randi's Strippercise Studio...
343
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:22,585
No. You were right.
I have been afraid to grow up.
344
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:25,087
Well, what are you doing?
345
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,539
I'm throwing out
my kid stuff.
346
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:29,041
I want to become the man
you waited for.
347
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:30,259
The man you helped cheat
348
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:32,044
on the presidential physical
fitness test.
349
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,846
Well, if you didn't get better
at the shuttle run,
350
00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:36,232
they were gonna put you
in the hospital.
351
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:38,517
Oh, no. That's your favorite.
You can't.
352
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:42,054
Skeletor's not my favorite.
You are.
353
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:46,558
Are you throwing toys
in the fryer?
354
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,094
You're fired, Onkman.
355
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:50,229
Now give me a waiver to sign.
356
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,666
The world has to be educated
about blurry face syndrome.
357
00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:59,738
Angie's changed her hairstyle
since this last photo was taken
358
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:03,709
and D'Fwan
is a queer-fectionist.
359
00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:07,263
Wow.
She gets a whole window?
360
00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:10,082
Wait.
What used to be there?
361
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,815
Oh, Angie,
a Queen of Jordan indeed.
362
00:17:25,899 --> 00:17:27,316
- Muah.
- Nnn.
363
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:31,904
Jack, I also suffer
from Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
364
00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:35,741
It was the chair. Oh.
365
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,743
I hope you're not this clumsy
on the dance floor.
366
00:17:37,794 --> 00:17:40,446
- I am not clumsy.
- You know why you're so tense?
367
00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,748
It's 'cause you have
a secret locked up inside you.
368
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,917
A man-sex secret.
369
00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:46,836
You know what, I give up.
370
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,588
If this idiotic show insists
on portraying me
371
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,591
as some clumsy,
gay flatulent, so be it.
372
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:55,344
I am extremely secure
in my athleticism,
373
00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:58,097
my masculinity,
and my rectal integrity.
374
00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,816
- Mm-hmm.
- "Mm-hmm," indeed, D'Fwan.
375
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:02,435
I know who I am.
376
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:06,022
So if you want to dance,
it would be my pleasure.
377
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,852
Yeah, he's straight.
That boy cannot dance.
378
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,456
I know what D'Fwan said
about me and it is on.
379
00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,124
I'm a superb dancer.
380
00:18:25,192 --> 00:18:27,827
At Princeton, I played Maria
in an all-male production
381
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,296
of West Side Story.
382
00:18:30,364 --> 00:18:34,433
Oh, forget it. You people should
be ashamed of yourselves.
383
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,218
Ah.
384
00:18:36,303 --> 00:18:37,970
Jenna,
what are you doing here?
385
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,672
You're supposed
to be on a plane.
386
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,007
I explained to Charles
that I was just pretending
387
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:44,877
to be an alcoholic
to get on camera.
388
00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:46,178
And we laughed.
389
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:48,647
And he said I can drink
as much as I want.
390
00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:51,384
So cheers to good friends.
391
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,285
You... you're insane!
392
00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:55,788
In the lobby, she pulled
a wrench out of her purse,
393
00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:57,189
hit me over the head.
394
00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:59,291
I will never go
to Minnesota.
395
00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:00,543
"My Single is Dropping"
396
00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:03,062
is not just
about a single dropping.
397
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:05,631
It's about a woman
learning to fly.
398
00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:09,218
A woman who doesn't need a man
or anybody
399
00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:12,254
except Josh at Sidney Bernstein
Management,
400
00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:14,039
Sidney at Josh Bernstein
Accounting.
401
00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:15,808
Shut up, Angie.
Just shut up!
402
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:18,911
I'm sick of your selfishness.
People's jobs are at sake.
403
00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:22,264
I'm selfish?
You are a joke.
404
00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:23,866
And everybody thinks so.
405
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,351
Let me talk.
I am talking.
406
00:19:25,402 --> 00:19:27,086
Will you let me talk?
Can I talk for once?
407
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:28,954
You need to call Tracy
right now
408
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,556
because I know
that he is your man,
409
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,274
but he is my man too.
410
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,443
And TGS is my family.
411
00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:38,730
And my family
is thick as thieves.
412
00:19:38,782 --> 00:19:41,733
Now who here wants
to teach me how to fight?
413
00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:45,004
[Cries]
414
00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:46,672
Attention everyone.
415
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,041
I found a glove
in the elevator.
416
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:53,846
If anyone is missing a glove,
I may have found your glove.
417
00:19:53,913 --> 00:19:56,348
Angie, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to make you cry.
418
00:19:56,416 --> 00:20:02,221
No. It's not you,
Liz Lemon. It's them.
419
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:06,025
I miss my weird love,
but he won't come back.
420
00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,359
What?
421
00:20:07,427 --> 00:20:09,662
I've been trying
to get Tracy to come back
422
00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:12,481
ever since he left,
but he won't.
423
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:15,968
So I sit and act
like this is what I want.
424
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:19,155
But what I really want
is for everything to go back
425
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:21,407
to the way it used to be.
426
00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:22,958
I just want to wake up
in the morning
427
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:26,128
and look over
at my husband asleep...
428
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,947
On our neighbor's roof.
429
00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:30,833
But if you can't get him
to come back, who can?
430
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,001
What if he never comes back?
431
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:34,786
What is going to happen
to all of us?
432
00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:38,624
Wait. You know what,
this is my glove.
433
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:42,178
If anyone sees another glove,
I've lost one of my gloves.
434
00:20:42,262 --> 00:20:44,180
Thank you.
435
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,947
Sync & corrections by Alice
for www.addic7ed.com
436
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:49,200
Next week on "Queen of Jordan..."
437
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,847
I challenge you to a [Bleep]
dance contest!
438
00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:59,847
You'll never get me Charles.
439
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,347
- Why are you mad at me??
- Because the way you ****
440
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:04,147
I never said it.
441
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:09,000
That was the chair, because I only
pass gas once a year
442
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:11,000
for an hour **** ******
443
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,000
Oh, God!!
444
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,000
Oh brother!