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Previously on "Queen of Jordan"...
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Don't tell me I can't sing!
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What the... have you ever done?
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Who the... are The Beatles?
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I know what you said about me!
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Please. I don't even think about you!
You're nothing!
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I know the photo shoot
for Randi's dog's funeral
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is the wrong place to tell you this,
but I'm going to Africa.
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It's my way 'til payday.
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D'Fwan, glue in the business wig.
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I have an important meeting
with Jack Donaghy from NBC today.
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D'Fwan forgot his catchphrase!
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Since Tracy is off
helping people in Africa,
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I finally have a chance
to focus on me.
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That is why I'm launching
my music career.
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It has been my dream to be a singer
ever since I was a little...
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drunk the other day
and rented out a recording space.
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Oh, Angie, thank you for coming in.
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NBC could not be happier about
"Queen of Jordan."
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For the first time in six months,
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we beat all
the Music Choice channels.
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Except, of course, Latin Beats.
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Well, Angie's thinking
of the next move now.
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As you know, my single,
"My Single is Dropping", is dropping.
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What's happening?
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My single is called
"My Single is Dropping".
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And it's dropping.
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Angie, "My Single is Dropping"
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is the reason I wanted
the three of us to meet.
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With Tracy gone, 'TGS' will be airing
another "Best Of" special.
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Actually, Legal says we can't use
the word "best."
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Either way, the studio is free.
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So I thought you would have
your release party there.
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You would perform and Lemon here
will help put it together.
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What? No!
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I thought we were here to talk about
getting Tracy back from Africa.
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Look, I love Tracy,
but he is work.
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Angie, look what the banister
did to me!
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Do you know how much
of my time he wastes?
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Let's roleplay!
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Tracy, we're gonna be late!
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I hope Tracy doesn't come
home for months.
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"Months"? No, we can't make it
that long without Tracy.
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You can't do this!
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Are you giving me orders?
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Am I the waiter?
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Is this the restaurant
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that I'm opening up with
Dennis Rodman and Webster?
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No, I just thought
you would be on my side.
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"Yes we can!" Obama '08!
Remember?
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Look, this is a very complicated...
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As an Executive of KableTown
and NBC Universal,
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I am ordering you
not to use that footage.
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John Francis Donaghy.
Verbal signature.
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Angie's single release party
is tomorrow night.
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It seems like the perfect place for me
to reveal my shocking secret past!
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No, we're not writing
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a tearful admission about you being
a call girl in Delaware.
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Write it yourself.
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For your information,
I am a Christian illiterate.
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- So that's not an option.
- You know what?
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I'm not getting sucked in to your
crazy reality show nonsense.
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Liz.
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I'm so mad
at you for that thing you did!
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Am I trying to instigate fights
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by throwing wine at people
just to get on camera?
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And maybe also promote
my new lifestyle website,
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Jennas-Side. Com?
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Of course not.
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I mean, is wine throwing something
that even gets you on a reality show?
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God, Jenna, I told you
not to buy that domain name.
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Say it out loud.
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Jennas. Side, "genocide."
I'm not hearing it, Liz.
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Hey, guess who's getting out of jail?
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I don't know, but I hope they
didn't collect two hundred dollars.
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Lynn Onkman. Remember her?
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Oh, sure,
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that hot teacher from Queens
who had an affair with her student.
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Oh, my God!
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Check out this picture.
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Frank, is that you?
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You never said you
were in Lynn Onkman's class.
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Sure I did.
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What?
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Do you know the kid
she had the affair with?
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No. Yes. I don't know.
Shut up.
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It was you!
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I don't want to talk about it!
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Well done, sir!
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Guys, a teacher preying
on a student is wrong...
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Yeah.
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...if the teacher is male
and the student is female.
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What happened to Frank
is awesome.
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Standing ovation!
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You don't understand! It was love!
We were in love!
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I need to look good for my party.
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And I refuse to wear anything
in my size or appropriate for my age.
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Lemon, a word.
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Ham!
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Wow!
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If only Tracy were here,
he'd be like,
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"Damn, woman,
I wanna make love to your neck!"
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Don't do impressions
of other races.
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Roger that, Angie.
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I'm in charge of setting up
for Angie's party.
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'Cause I'm not just
a gay hairdresser.
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I'm also a homosexual
party planner.
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Mr. D'Fwan, Party City
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does not sell "giant see-through
clocks or strap-on Pegasus wings,"
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so I got this
paper pineapple instead.
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Hey, girlfriends!
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Why don't we all have some drinks
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and talk about how I think
Portia has no class?
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You heard me, Portia!
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Uh-uh.
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I will not be in the same room
as that woman.
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Is this about what happened
in Atlantic City?
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I didn't say it.
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You did.
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- I didn't say it.
- You did.
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I didn't say it!
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You did!
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I didn't say it.
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You did.
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Excuse me?
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Um, I'm looking
for Francis Rossitano?
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Oh, snap!
That's Lynn Onkman!
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Portia reads the papers.
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Mrs. Onkman?
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Frank R?
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Yeah.
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Michael.
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Are you back on meth?
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No. Why? You got some?
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Think fast!
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Nice catch, Dotcom.
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I am sick of being disrespected
by that man.
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Sick of it!
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Yeah, I was an athlete.
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Very graceful.
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Sports stories? I've got some.
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Oh, I'm meeting
my friend Greg for lunch.
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Again?
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When I was at Princeton,
I played baseball and football.
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And back then, football
players went both ways.
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Really?
So, you "went both ways"?
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Yeah! We all did.
It was the '70s.
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So when you played baseball,
were you ever on the DL?
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Yeah. I was on the DL
most of my junior year.
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DL can mean "disabled list,"
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but it can also mean "down low,"
or "secretly gay."
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Which one was Jack talking about?
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When we were on the DL,
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we spent most of our time
in the whirlpool,
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getting rubbed down.
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You were you a switch-hitter?
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Switch-hitter, pitcher, catcher.
Whatever the boys needed!
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I think I've made my point.
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I drank all the throwing wine
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and I have something
to say to Portia!
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I know what you said about me!
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Good. Because I'm concerned
about you.
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Even though we just met,
I can tell you're an alcoholic.
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Come on, Portia!
I wanna fight!
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I have battled my own demons.
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And you need help.
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No! I don't need any help.
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I am in denial
about my disease
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and I don't know
what would change that!
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Drunk actor brainstorm!
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I'm going to make Pete host
an intervention for me.
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It'll be all about Jenna.
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Drama, crying,
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the beauty of redemption,
perhaps a song.
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This is the best day of my life!
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I'm sorry, you want me
to perform in this?
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Yeah, you're Amy Grant
from the "Baby Baby" video.
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The one where the man
likes her at the carnival!
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That's some white nonsense.
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Too bad Tracy's
not here to take your side.
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He'd be like,
"Damn you, Liz Lemon!"
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We discussed this, Elizabeth.
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Yes.
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Anyway, I've got the auditions
for your backup dancers.
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Good.
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'Cause I'm looking for dancers
who can dance for 15 seconds,
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'cause that's how long my song is.
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What?
That's my wedding video.
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Oh, no!
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I must have mixed up
the DVD discs.
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Ugh, well, we'll just have to watch it
anyway and see what feelings arise.
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Angie,
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just start!
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Are you wearing handcuffs, Tracy?
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Hey, can my friend, Trines,
come with us on our honeymoon?
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What?
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Okay, I should have watched
that first.
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Do you see how exhausting
that man can be?
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Yes, he has his flaws,
but I know you two love each other.
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Yeah, and with him gone, our
relationship has never been better.
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So, he can stay in Africa
for as long as he wants.
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I'm on Angie time now.
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Frank and Lynn's story
really moved me.
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So I let them
have their reunion date
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at the strip aerobics studio
I bought
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with the money I got
after that cop shot me.
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What else did you miss in prison?
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Oh, they kept remaking "The Hulk"
and it kept getting worse!
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Could we talk about something
other than comic book movies?
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Sure.
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I thought about you a lot
when I was away.
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And I still remember the moment
when we fell in love.
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You were administering
a scoliosis test to the class.
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And you lingered
on my spine.
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Frank, why did you bring me here?
And who is that woman?
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A friend. Continue.
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't bring
you to my place.
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My mom's there and she
still wants you to rot in hell.
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You live with your mother?
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Yeah, otherwise who would
wake me up for work?
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What's wrong?
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Frank, the boy I fell in love with
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was the most amazing eighth grader
that I've ever met.
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And I couldn't wait to meet
the man that that boy became.
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But you haven't grown.
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You're still talking about superheroes
and video games
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and why Seth Logan shouldn't
have played the Green something...
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Hornet!
Yeah, and it's "Rogen."
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It's like you're stuck.
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Oh, I wonder why I'm stuck!
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What could have happened
to me when I was 14
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to make me
never want to grow up?
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Inside voice, Frank.
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And I refuse to take
the blame for that.
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I lost everything to be with you...
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Well, this is who I am.
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If you don't like it,
then what's the point?
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Now, may I be dismissed?
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Okay.
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I thought this was a meeting
to discuss your spinoff
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where you do
matchmaking for wealthy dogs.
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I lied.
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D'Fwan thinks that maybe
you're not being true to your you.
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I know what it's like to live a lie.
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I used to be in the military.
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But I was unfairly thrown out
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because I went berserk
around all those dudes
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and tried to bang everybody.
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It has come to my attention
that some of what I said yesterday
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may have been misconstrued.
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"Going both ways" in football
means playing offense and defense.
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And there was nothing gay
about the Princeton fight song!
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00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:29,590
Oh, the merry men of Princeton
are charging up the rear
256
00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:30,725
holding all the balls...
257
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,633
Okay, I hear it now.
258
00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:35,070
Regardless, I am not gay.
259
00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,004
Or clumsy.
260
00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:39,168
So your little show has nothing
with which to embarrass me.
261
00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:42,042
That was the chair!
262
00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:43,705
Here, I'll show you.
263
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:51,021
It was the chair.
264
00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:57,362
What is this?
265
00:12:57,663 --> 00:12:59,722
Jenna, everyone here
loves you very much.
266
00:12:59,832 --> 00:13:02,323
But because of your drinking,
we feel like we're losing you.
267
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,262
Is this an intervention?
268
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,837
We all agree it's gone too far.
269
00:13:06,939 --> 00:13:09,237
Kenneth, Richard Esposito,
270
00:13:09,341 --> 00:13:11,172
your two psychics...
271
00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:13,267
Wait, you're seeing
another psychic?
272
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,039
I mean, I knew that.
273
00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:20,312
No! I'm not doing this!
I'm leaving!
274
00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:21,716
Read your letters.
275
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,085
Jenna, everyone has written
you letters that they'd like to share.
276
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:27,055
"Ms. Maroney, your addiction
277
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:30,128
has negatively affected me
in the following ways.
278
00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:31,389
Number one:
279
00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:35,189
I was so worried I forgot to write
the rest of this letter.
280
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,164
Thank you."
281
00:13:39,071 --> 00:13:40,163
I mean...
282
00:13:47,012 --> 00:13:48,377
Webster, we need to talk.
283
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,942
Your check didn't clear.
284
00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:53,449
Excuse me, is that my computer?
285
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:56,220
No, I was just, um...
No, pinwheel! Not now!
286
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,421
Are you on my e-mail?
287
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:01,693
- Are you e-mailing my husband?
- I can explain.
288
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:04,421
I'm asleep right now
and think that that's my computer.
289
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,891
Huh? What? Where am I?
290
00:14:06,999 --> 00:14:09,763
"Tracy, as your wife,
I'm ordering you to come home."
291
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:10,425
I know this looks bad...
292
00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:14,763
"The kids need you and I want to give
you all the sex things you like."
293
00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,204
- You don't have to read anymore.
- "For instance...
294
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,833
...doing it across the bed
instead of up and down."
295
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:20,411
- I saw that in a movie.
- "Come home now.
296
00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:22,009
Sho 'nuff. Angie."
297
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:22,910
"Sho 'nuff"?
298
00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:23,845
It's a first draft.
299
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:27,784
Are you trying to trick Tracy
into coming home?
300
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:30,047
Were you trying to trick me
with my wedding video?
301
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:33,187
Listen.
You're not in charge.
302
00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,088
I am.
303
00:14:34,193 --> 00:14:35,888
Mind your own business!
304
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:37,461
Yeah, well Tracy is my busin...
Ow!
305
00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:39,321
- Come on!
- There's more where this came from!
306
00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:41,956
I'm contractually obligated
to pull out some bitch's weave
307
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,399
eight more times this season!
308
00:14:44,503 --> 00:14:47,165
It's not a weave!
309
00:14:47,272 --> 00:14:48,739
God!
310
00:15:00,752 --> 00:15:05,746
It's the beauty of redemption!
311
00:15:05,857 --> 00:15:08,291
Jenna, will you accept the help
we're offering you today?
312
00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:09,758
Of course!
313
00:15:09,861 --> 00:15:13,888
Today is the first day
of the rest of the my life.
314
00:15:17,069 --> 00:15:19,003
Jenna, this is Charles.
315
00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,435
He has his van waiting outside.
316
00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:21,904
How nice.
317
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,202
He's going to take you to the airport
and then fly with you
318
00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:27,801
to the Alternatives Treatment Center
in Minnesota.
319
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:30,848
Well, of course.
320
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:33,008
'Cause that's how interventions end.
321
00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:36,349
And I can't back out now,
otherwise they can't use any of this!
322
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:37,979
Oh God!
323
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,853
Anyway, that's why I did it.
324
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,357
One, to see the fear in her eyes.
325
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,291
And two, without Tracy or Jenna,
326
00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:45,226
we can file a claim against
the show's insurance
327
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,491
and keep getting paid
without working.
328
00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:50,825
So, this is kind of the best day
of my life.
329
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,836
After my second husband
shot me the second time,
330
00:15:55,941 --> 00:16:00,207
I realized that love is the most
important thing in the world.
331
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:04,906
I just hope Frank
does the right thing.
332
00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:07,283
Oh, Frank.
333
00:16:07,386 --> 00:16:09,286
How did you know
where I worked?
334
00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:10,878
It's one of the benefits
of being in love
335
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:12,479
with a registered sex offender.
336
00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:16,850
Frank, about what happened
at Randi's strippercise studio...
337
00:16:16,962 --> 00:16:18,554
No. You were right.
338
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:20,525
I have been afraid to grow up.
339
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,060
Whoa, what are you doing?
340
00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:26,433
I'm throwing out my kid stuff.
341
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:28,005
I want to become the man
you waited for.
342
00:16:28,106 --> 00:16:30,939
The man you helped cheat on the
Presidential Physical Fitness Test.
343
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,510
Well, if you didn't get better
at the shuttle run,
344
00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:35,205
they were going
to put you in the hospital.
345
00:16:35,314 --> 00:16:37,407
Oh, no!
That's your favorite, you can't!
346
00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:39,575
Skeletor's not my favorite.
347
00:16:39,885 --> 00:16:40,943
You are.
348
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:45,322
Are you throwing toys
in the fryer?
349
00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:47,051
You're fired, Onkman!
350
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,093
Now give me a waiver to sign!
351
00:16:49,194 --> 00:16:52,357
The world has to be educated
about Blurry Face Syndrome!
352
00:16:56,134 --> 00:16:58,568
Angie has changed her hairstyle
since this last photo was taken,
353
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,929
and D'Fwan is a queerfectionist.
354
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:06,235
Wow.
She gets a whole window?
355
00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:07,573
Wait, what used to be there?
356
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,629
Oh, Angie!
A Queen of Jordan indeed.
357
00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:30,899
Jack, I also suffer
from irritable bowel syndrome.
358
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,264
It was the chair.
359
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,601
I hope you're not this clumsy
on the dance floor!
360
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:37,533
I am not clumsy.
361
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,371
You know why you're so tense?
362
00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:41,605
Because you have a secret
locked up inside you.
363
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,904
A man-sex secret.
364
00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:45,505
You know what? I give up.
365
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,381
If this idiotic show
insists on portraying me
366
00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:51,422
as some clumsy gay flatulent,
so be it.
367
00:17:51,523 --> 00:17:55,357
I am extremely secure in my
athleticism, my masculinity,
368
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,087
and my rectal integrity.
369
00:17:57,195 --> 00:17:58,219
Mm-hmm!
370
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,265
"Mm-hmm" indeed, D'Fwan.
I know who I am.
371
00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:05,700
So if you want to dance,
it would be my pleasure.
372
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:18,643
Yeah, he's straight.
That boy cannot dance.
373
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:22,511
I know what D'Fwan
said about me and it is on!
374
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,020
I'm a superb dancer!
375
00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:26,647
At Princeton, I played Maria
in an all-male production
376
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,324
of "West Side Story."
377
00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:33,296
Oh, forget it! You people should be
ashamed of yourselves!
378
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:38,527
Jenna, what are you doing here?
You're supposed to be on a plane.
379
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:39,604
I explained to Charles
380
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:43,470
that I was just pretending
to be an alcoholic to get on camera.
381
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:45,099
And we laughed,
382
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,440
and he said I can drink
as much as I want.
383
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:50,174
So, cheers!
To good friends!
384
00:18:50,282 --> 00:18:52,113
You're insane!
385
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:54,515
In the lobby, she pulled a wrench
out of her purse
386
00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:56,109
and hit me over the head!
387
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,449
I will never go to Minnesota!
388
00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:01,993
"My Single Is Dropping" is not
just about a single dropping.
389
00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:04,527
It's about a woman learning to fly.
390
00:19:04,629 --> 00:19:06,597
A woman who doesn't need a man.
391
00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:08,325
Or anybody.
392
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:11,231
Except Josh
at Sidney Bernstein Management,
393
00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:12,997
Sidney
at Josh Bernstein Accounting...
394
00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:14,662
Shut up, Angie!
Just shut up!
395
00:19:14,773 --> 00:19:17,742
I'm sick of your selfishness!
People's jobs are at stake!
396
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:21,240
I'm selfish? You are a joke!
397
00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:22,711
And everybody thinks so!
398
00:19:23,014 --> 00:19:25,209
Let me talk. I am talking!
Will you let me talk?
399
00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:26,079
Can I talk for once?
400
00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:27,776
You need to call Tracy right now
401
00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:31,180
because I know that he is your man,
but he is my man, too.
402
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:36,317
And 'TGS' is my family
and my family is thick as thieves!
403
00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:40,560
Now who here
wants to teach me how to fight?
404
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,565
Attention, everyone!
405
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:47,797
I found a glove in the elevator.
406
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:50,802
If anyone is missing a glove,
I may have found your glove.
407
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:55,339
Angie, I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to make you cry.
408
00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:59,713
No, It's not you, Liz Lemon.
It's them.
409
00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:03,119
I miss my weird love.
410
00:20:03,221 --> 00:20:05,485
- But he won't come back.
- What?
411
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:10,220
I've been trying to get Tracy
to come back ever since he left,
412
00:20:10,328 --> 00:20:11,420
but he won't.
413
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:14,795
So I sit and act like
this is what I want.
414
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,362
But what I really want
415
00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:20,234
is for everything to go back
to the way it used to be.
416
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:21,771
I just want to wake up
in the morning
417
00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:25,065
and look over at my husband asleep
418
00:20:25,176 --> 00:20:26,768
on our neighbor's roof.
419
00:20:27,078 --> 00:20:29,774
But if you can't get him
to come back, who can?
420
00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:33,642
What if he never comes back?
What is going to happen to all of us?
421
00:20:33,752 --> 00:20:35,652
Wait, you know what?
422
00:20:35,754 --> 00:20:37,585
This is my glove.
423
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:41,181
If anyone sees another glove,
I've lost one of my gloves!
424
00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:43,124
Thank you!
425
00:20:45,697 --> 00:20:47,892
Next week on "Queen of Jordan"
426
00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:51,168
I challenge you
to a... dance contest!
427
00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:59,901
You'll never get me, Charles!
428
00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:01,178
Why are you mad at me?
429
00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:02,337
Because of what you said!
430
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:03,471
I never said it!
431
00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:07,413
That was the chair
because I only pass gas
432
00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:10,750
once a year for an hour
atop a mountain in Switzerland.
433
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,186
Oh, God!
434
00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:18,156
Oh, brother!
435
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:00,000
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