1 00:00:01,184 --> 00:00:03,675 Resync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:05,336 (Frankie) Three days of spring break... 3 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:07,271 that's all we tried to enjoy. 4 00:00:07,306 --> 00:00:09,974 Visit my sister... Hit the water park... 5 00:00:10,008 --> 00:00:11,876 I even remembered to tell Nancy donahue 6 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:14,345 to bring in our mail for once. 7 00:00:14,379 --> 00:00:16,380 Just three days... 8 00:00:16,415 --> 00:00:18,316 But no... 9 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:21,152 Frankie, I'm so sorry to tell you this. 10 00:00:21,186 --> 00:00:22,587 You've been robbed. 11 00:00:22,621 --> 00:00:25,857 Your whole house has been ransacked. 12 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:27,825 Can't believe we got robbed! 13 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:30,261 What kind of stupid robbers would rob us? 14 00:00:30,295 --> 00:00:32,396 I hope they didn't steal my books. 15 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:34,398 What about my cross-country sweatshirt? 16 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:37,735 I knew I should have brought it. If they stole your books 17 00:00:37,769 --> 00:00:39,237 and your cross-country sweatshirt, 18 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:41,639 they're the nerdiest robbers ever. Oh, my God. My nunchakus. 19 00:00:41,673 --> 00:00:43,674 Look, the important thing is that we're all safe. 20 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:46,143 Let's just all take a breath and calm down 21 00:00:46,178 --> 00:00:48,479 until we figure out what we're dealing with. 22 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:51,082 (Police radio chatter) 23 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:53,885 Oh. I'm so sorry. I came to bring in your "us weekly," 24 00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:56,187 and instead I brought you tragedy. 25 00:00:58,223 --> 00:01:01,158 It's just so horrible. 26 00:01:01,193 --> 00:01:03,594 It was horrible. 'Cause truth is, 27 00:01:03,629 --> 00:01:06,597 the house looked exactly the same as when we left it. 28 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:09,600 I'm sorry you had to see your house this way, folks. 29 00:01:09,635 --> 00:01:12,737 These animals have no regard for human decency. 30 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:16,574 But it looks exactly... don't scream. It's okay. We still have each other. 31 00:01:16,608 --> 00:01:18,576 As you clean up, 32 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:20,845 keep track of what's missing for the insurance report. 33 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:23,347 Oh, no! They took my box of money! 34 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:24,882 And my Ferrari! 35 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,851 It was red. No, black. No... 36 00:01:26,885 --> 00:01:30,321 Red with black seats. Glad you still got your sense of humor. 37 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:33,190 That's something no one can steal. 38 00:01:33,225 --> 00:01:36,460 Anyway, we'll keep an eye out for your things. 39 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:37,995 Thanks. We'd appreciate that. 40 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:41,666 Uh, but don't take any time out from solving murders for it. 41 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,167 (Laughter) 42 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:46,604 (Police radio chatter continues) 43 00:01:46,638 --> 00:01:49,040 As Captain of the neighborhood watch, 44 00:01:49,074 --> 00:01:51,742 I feel like I've let you down. 45 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:54,211 Uh, no, Nancy. The only ones to blame here 46 00:01:54,246 --> 00:01:58,349 are the evil, disgusting lowlifes who did this. 47 00:02:04,656 --> 00:02:07,792 Oh, no. That wasn't too embarrassing. 48 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:10,795 That's it. We're pigs. It's spring. We're cleaning. 49 00:02:10,829 --> 00:02:13,798 I mean, I just don't know how it got this bad. 50 00:02:17,736 --> 00:02:20,404 Starving! 51 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:25,142 A box? Okay. This is officially 52 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:28,312 the second-worst breakfast you've ever made. It's for cleaning. 53 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:30,715 What? You were serious? But it's spring break! 54 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:32,750 We're supposed to be chilling hard-core! 55 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:34,585 Chilling hard-core for 20 years 56 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,487 is what let all this junk pile up. 57 00:02:36,521 --> 00:02:39,156 I mean, the police had to come. We're criminally messy. (Mike) She's right. 58 00:02:39,191 --> 00:02:41,559 The cops are looking for the people who did this. 59 00:02:41,593 --> 00:02:45,329 Technically, we're on the lam, so hop to. But I was gonna go to the copy store today 60 00:02:45,364 --> 00:02:48,299 and copy all of my books in case we ever do get robbed. 61 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:51,669 By the way, I need 50,000 quarters. Okay, come on, you guys. This is gonna be way easier 62 00:02:51,703 --> 00:02:53,971 than we think. If we all work together, 63 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,374 we're gonna be relaxing in a clean house by lunch. 64 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:59,777 Now let's start cleaning up the crap. Everything we own is crap. 65 00:02:59,811 --> 00:03:01,779 (Sighs) Crap we use and... 66 00:03:01,813 --> 00:03:03,247 Crap we don't use. 67 00:03:03,281 --> 00:03:05,249 Now we're gonna have to be heartless. 68 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:07,752 If you haven't touched it in a year, toss it. 69 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:11,722 Oprah says we need to live for the life we're living today. 70 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:14,458 Be heartless. Got it. 71 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:16,961 We can't use this box for garbage! 72 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:19,797 This is the box my high chair came in. 73 00:03:19,831 --> 00:03:21,265 (Chuckles) 74 00:03:25,588 --> 00:03:28,023 (Sighs) Pay attention to the box names, people. 75 00:03:28,057 --> 00:03:30,359 The inflatable foot bath is not "keep." It's "charity." 76 00:03:30,393 --> 00:03:32,728 And I think the needy have enough problems 77 00:03:32,762 --> 00:03:34,896 without drinking our expired cough syrup. 78 00:03:34,931 --> 00:03:38,900 Aw! It's Brick's second grade diorama! 79 00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:40,335 Aw. 80 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:42,738 Mom! How can you just throw that out? 81 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:46,508 It's a beloved memento from your youngest son's childhood. 82 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,677 Brick, you remember your diorama, right? 83 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:49,911 Yeah. 84 00:03:49,946 --> 00:03:52,314 Attaboy, Brick. Way to be heartless. 85 00:03:56,052 --> 00:03:58,286 Mike, what are you doin'? 86 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,722 You can't put your coffee mug on the table. 87 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:03,158 It's a clean zone now. It's been inoculated. 88 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:05,727 One mug, one magazine, one backpack 89 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:08,630 is permission for the whole thing to go South again. 90 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,566 Oh, that's nuts. Me putting my mug down is not gonna... 91 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,904 (Sighs) 92 00:04:15,938 --> 00:04:18,140 (Singsongy) My bed's done! 93 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:21,043 You had all these in your room, and you still watched me 94 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:24,613 eat pot roast out of a measuring cup last night? 95 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:26,081 (Clank) 96 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,952 (Thud) 97 00:04:30,987 --> 00:04:32,187 (Sighs) 98 00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:35,724 Uh, you think you might need this biology book tomorrow? 99 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:38,660 Ha. Spring break. No school tomorrow. Burn. 100 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,328 What about next week? 101 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:43,231 I'm living for the life I'm living today. 102 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:45,567 Axl! You're really gonna give away 103 00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:47,936 the "best brother" Oscar I gave you? 104 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:49,871 You beat out Brick for it! 105 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:52,974 It was an honor just to be nominated. 106 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:54,843 One word... Buddha-ism. I don't need things. 107 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,412 I can walk away from all this in a heartbeat, 108 00:04:57,447 --> 00:05:00,182 even you guys. I'll just wander the earth as a peaceful nomad 109 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,418 doing good deeds. 110 00:05:08,858 --> 00:05:10,692 (Sighs) 111 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,529 Dude, mom, it's 3:00 and I'm still starving. You said we'd be done by now, 112 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,364 and it's getting worse instead of better. 113 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,167 Well, I can't make anybody lunch if I can't get to the fridge, 114 00:05:19,202 --> 00:05:21,970 now can I? I say we clear one path to the fridge 115 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,840 and one to the bathroom, and call it. 116 00:05:24,874 --> 00:05:26,775 (Sighs) You're right. This isn't working. 117 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:29,544 You know what we're gonna do? We're going full Oprah. 118 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,179 Everything goes outside in the yard. 119 00:05:31,214 --> 00:05:33,515 Nothing comes back through the front door 120 00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:37,352 unless you convince me that you truly love it and need it. 121 00:05:37,386 --> 00:05:39,221 Sue, go outside. Mom! 122 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,322 (Sighs) 123 00:05:40,356 --> 00:05:42,257 As always, Oprah was right. 124 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:45,227 Things were starting to look a little better... 125 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,962 Inside. 126 00:05:46,996 --> 00:05:49,698 Yep, I'm sure this is how Oprah spends her Sundays, too. 127 00:05:49,732 --> 00:05:52,033 Where do you want this thing anyway? 128 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,469 I found a bunch of m80s. Let's blow it up. 129 00:05:54,504 --> 00:05:57,939 Just put it on the curb. Somebody will take it. 130 00:05:57,974 --> 00:05:59,374 (Sighs) 131 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:10,685 Excuse me. I'm looking for oak street. 132 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,722 Oh, okay. What you want to do is turn left at the sign, 133 00:06:13,756 --> 00:06:17,325 go three blocks, veer right, then make the second left. 134 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,693 Thanks. 135 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:20,095 (Vehicle departs) 136 00:06:27,003 --> 00:06:28,637 (Bell rings) 137 00:06:30,573 --> 00:06:32,941 Hey, I got a history test coming up. 138 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,810 Who was Abraham Lincoln's vice president? 139 00:06:34,844 --> 00:06:36,645 Actually, he had two... 140 00:06:36,679 --> 00:06:39,014 Hannibal Hamlin, then Andrew Johnson, 141 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:42,083 who became president after Lincoln was assassinated. 142 00:06:42,118 --> 00:06:45,720 Sweet. Thanks. 143 00:06:45,755 --> 00:06:47,556 (Bell rings) 144 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:49,224 Tell your friends! 145 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:56,097 Hey. 146 00:06:56,132 --> 00:06:58,700 Did mom say you could bring those in? 147 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:00,869 Did mom say you could eat that candy bar? 148 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:03,371 I found it under the couch. 149 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:06,241 Why do you even need those stupid curlers? 150 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:07,742 They're broken anyway. 151 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,478 I've had them since fourth grade. 152 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,913 What, are you afraid 153 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:14,583 you're gonna hurt their feelings if you throw 'em out? 154 00:07:14,617 --> 00:07:16,985 What? I-I was kidding. Oh, my God! 155 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,321 Sue thinks her curlers have feelings! No, I don't! 156 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,790 Really? What if I did this? No, no. 157 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:24,226 Ohh. Ooh. Stop it. Stop it! You're scaring it! 158 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:27,796 Scaring it? Oh, my God. This just gets better and better. 159 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:30,699 No. No, Axl. Axl, give them back! Give them back right now! 160 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:33,535 Hey. Stop! Stop! Stop! You can save one. 161 00:07:33,569 --> 00:07:37,072 (High-pitched voice) Which one will it be, Sue? This one? 162 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:38,540 Or this one? 163 00:07:38,574 --> 00:07:41,343 Please don't make me choose! Look, look, I know it's silly, 164 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:44,179 but I used to put them in my hair in a different order 165 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,748 each time so that none of them felt left out. 166 00:07:46,782 --> 00:07:48,650 Oh. 167 00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:51,219 I'm sorry, Sue. I didn't know... 168 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:53,555 You were out of your freaking mind! 169 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,490 Ugh! God, Axl! 170 00:07:55,524 --> 00:07:57,559 Guys, stop standing around. 171 00:07:57,593 --> 00:07:59,961 Come on now. There's no time for talking. 172 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:03,732 If we focus, we can finish by dinner. 173 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,700 (Crickets chirping, dog barking in distance) 174 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,203 All right. It's midnight. I'm calling this thing. 175 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,205 Everybody in. We'll finish tomorrow. 176 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,641 But what if somebody takes our stuff? 177 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:14,009 Then we'd be lucky. 178 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:18,046 But nobody took anything. 179 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,316 In fact, we woke up the next morning to even more stuff. 180 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:25,086 A cat carrier? We never had a cat. 181 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:26,955 Other people are dumping their stuff. 182 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:29,291 And we didn't finish that day, either. 183 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:31,159 After other people started dumping, 184 00:08:31,193 --> 00:08:33,528 we moved the stuff from the yard 185 00:08:33,562 --> 00:08:36,031 back into the family room. On the third day, 186 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:37,465 it moved into the kitchen. 187 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,601 By the fourth day, we all went a little crazy. 188 00:08:39,635 --> 00:08:42,771 We are never gonna get rid of all this stuff! 189 00:08:42,805 --> 00:08:46,141 You know what we have to do? We have to get rid of ourselves. 190 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:49,044 Seriously. We'll just walk away and live in a van. 191 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:51,446 Yeah, we'll just travel around the country and... 192 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,816 and learn about each other, and barter for things and food, 193 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:57,152 and not fill our lives with possessions. 194 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:59,854 Fill our van with love. 195 00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:01,623 (Sighs) 196 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:04,059 But this being America, in times of tragedy, 197 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,095 there's always someone making a buck off of it. 198 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:11,199 So to get the full cardio benefit at your age and weight, 199 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:15,904 your target heart rate should be 137 for about 20 minutes. 200 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:19,174 I.U. Has about 32,000 undergrads, 201 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,609 while Notre dame only has eight. 202 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,946 Thanks. Hi. I have that information for you about tupperware. 203 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,682 If you want to call me back, I'll be here till 5:00. 204 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:31,119 Then I have to take a bath. 205 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,854 Next. 206 00:09:32,888 --> 00:09:35,223 Come on. If you're not gonna support my van plan, 207 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:38,226 help clear the stuff off the bed so we have someplace to sleep. 208 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:40,695 Hey, all this crap is your stuff, not mine. 209 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,431 All I got is maybe six things in that box over there. 210 00:09:43,466 --> 00:09:45,333 I'm van-ready all the time. 211 00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:48,436 Ooh, Mike only has six things. What do you want? A medal? 212 00:09:48,471 --> 00:09:50,739 Sure. Give it to me, I'll throw it away. 213 00:09:50,773 --> 00:09:54,576 Let me just see what six things made it into your special box. 214 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,911 Ohh. Floorboard from the I.U. Assembly hall 215 00:09:56,946 --> 00:09:59,948 I gave you for father's day. That's nice. 216 00:09:59,982 --> 00:10:02,984 "Sports illustrated" from when the colts won the super bowl. 217 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,521 Okay. "Pro-con riding lawn mower." What's this? 218 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:07,956 Oh, that's my decision list. 219 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:11,026 I do one for every big decision I got to make. 220 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:13,261 "Pro... 25 horsepower. Con... less exercise." 221 00:10:13,295 --> 00:10:14,729 You actually kept this? 222 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,632 Sure. That way I can go back and look at it 223 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:20,135 in case I ever want to get another mower. 224 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:22,837 Really? That's so cute. Oh... 225 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,572 "Pro-con deck sealant"... 226 00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:27,142 "Pro-con blender"... 227 00:10:27,176 --> 00:10:30,145 "Pro-con marry Frankie"? 228 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:32,614 Oh, yeah. (Chuckles) 229 00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:35,617 Uh-oh. 230 00:10:38,562 --> 00:10:42,165 Seriously, Mike? You made a pro and con list about marrying me? 231 00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:44,100 You know, you should be flattered 232 00:10:44,134 --> 00:10:46,369 that I took the time to mull it over. 233 00:10:46,403 --> 00:10:48,738 A woman doesn't want to be mulled over, Mike. 234 00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:52,008 She wants to think her husband just went with his heart. 235 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,445 And how many things that you bought with your heart 236 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:57,380 are we throwing out right now? 237 00:10:57,414 --> 00:11:00,516 No, no... pro-con. That's how I do things. That's my system. 238 00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:03,486 Okay. Fine. Let's see why you wanted to marry me, hmm? 239 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,722 Pro number one... "tax break." Tax break?! 240 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:09,325 It's an all-inclusive list in no particular order. 241 00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:11,360 Number two... "likes 'reservoir dogs.'" 242 00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:13,329 well, we both know that's a lie. 243 00:11:13,363 --> 00:11:16,632 (Murmurs) Three... "pretty." 244 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,502 (Chuckles) Four... "great at"... 245 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,907 You didn't even finish this one. What exactly am I great at? 246 00:11:24,942 --> 00:11:26,209 Letting things go? 247 00:11:26,243 --> 00:11:28,611 Okay. There's only four pros on this list. 248 00:11:28,645 --> 00:11:30,079 Actually, only three and a half 249 00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:32,281 'cause the last one you didn't even finish, 250 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,351 and there's, like, 15 cons! I said you were pretty. 251 00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:37,453 "Cons"... Oh, let's not do this. 252 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,656 "Chatty." That was back when I thought 253 00:11:40,691 --> 00:11:42,625 I had to listen to everything you said. 254 00:11:42,693 --> 00:11:44,127 "Loud"? 255 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,762 Now that comes in handy for yelling at the kids. 256 00:11:46,797 --> 00:11:49,499 All right. I'll give you that one. "Cries"? 257 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,801 Got to be honest with you, still not a fan. 258 00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,870 "The wine dance"? 259 00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:57,039 It's called seduction, Mike. 260 00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,942 Look, this was you 20 years ago. It's got nothing to do 261 00:11:59,977 --> 00:12:03,045 with you today, so let's just give it here. 262 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,014 No, no, no. Let's keep reading. 263 00:12:05,048 --> 00:12:07,517 I'm really having fun learning how you think. 264 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,485 "Good mother question mark"? 265 00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:11,954 But now we know that you are one, 266 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:14,924 so let's just turn that question mark into an arrow 267 00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:17,860 and send it over to the pro. Or, even better... 268 00:12:17,895 --> 00:12:20,163 We're trying to get rid of stuff? 269 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,999 Let's just get rid of the list! 270 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,402 Oh, no, no, no. I think you should keep it, 271 00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:29,138 just in case you ever want to get another wife. 272 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:40,683 (Pants) Word in the park says you can answer any question. 273 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:43,586 I was headed to lunch, but I got 30 seconds. 274 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,254 What's your question? 275 00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:47,924 Why are my parents getting a divorce? 276 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,395 Guys, come on. 277 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:55,598 I told you to take this stuff to the donation place hours ago. 278 00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:58,067 It's Sue's fault. She's been going back and forth 279 00:12:58,101 --> 00:13:00,469 on those curlers all day. She thinks they're alive. 280 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:04,340 I didn't say they're alive! I said they have feelings! 281 00:13:04,374 --> 00:13:07,376 I know they don't. It's just... 282 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,913 I can't get rid of them, because then they might feel bad. 283 00:13:10,948 --> 00:13:13,449 Which is ridiculous, 'cause they don't have feelings. 284 00:13:13,483 --> 00:13:16,552 I just don't want them to feel abandoned, you know? 285 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,021 Well, Sue, don't think of it as abandoning them. 286 00:13:19,056 --> 00:13:21,023 You're donating them. 287 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,426 And somewhere out there is a homeless man 288 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,895 with straight hair, who will use these 289 00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:29,398 to curl his locks, get a job and change his life. 290 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,734 Really? 291 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,770 Okay. 292 00:13:34,805 --> 00:13:37,673 Quick, run these to the car before she changes her mind. 293 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,411 Meanwhile, Brick was a bit thrown 294 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,847 by the question from his latest client, 295 00:13:44,881 --> 00:13:46,315 but Brick being Brick, 296 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,784 he turned to the wisdom of the ages. 297 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:54,523 My arm is killing me! Why couldn't we just tie this down? 298 00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:56,626 Wait for it... 299 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,228 (Tires screech) 300 00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:00,763 Tada! (Groans) 301 00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:02,198 Automatic unload. 302 00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,505 Oh, no. Closed?! 303 00:14:09,539 --> 00:14:13,175 Ugh. Now we're gonna have to load everything back up. 304 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,811 No way. Let's just dump and run. 305 00:14:15,846 --> 00:14:18,748 But... but the sign says, "do not leave items after hours." 306 00:14:18,782 --> 00:14:21,651 (Grunts) There's no way we're carting all this crap back home. 307 00:14:21,685 --> 00:14:23,919 Stop wussing out and help me. 308 00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:28,024 (Groans) 309 00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:30,459 (Man over p.A.) Do not leave items after hours. 310 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,995 Oh, no. They're watching us. 311 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,330 Chill. It's just a recording. 312 00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:36,666 This is not just a recording. 313 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:40,069 You... boy with the red tricycle, girl with the straight hair, 314 00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:42,471 it is illegal to leave items after hours, 315 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,840 per Indiana penal code 35-45, section 3. 316 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,344 Um, I'm sorry. It's just... We've come all this way and... 317 00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,546 Screw 'em! We're done! Let's blow! 318 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,651 (Gasps) Uh... 319 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:59,622 We're really good kids! I promise! 320 00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:01,157 (Engine starts) 321 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,594 Oh, no! 322 00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:08,597 I was going to leave a note for whoever got the curlers. 323 00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,599 You have to jiggle the plug. 324 00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:14,370 You have to jiggle the plug! 325 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,216 Full house down there. 326 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,185 Maybe we can jam the rest of these boxes in the attic. 327 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,955 Yeah. Well, almost done up here. 328 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,957 Oh! Uh-oh. What's this? 329 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,992 Huh! "Pro-con Mike." 330 00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:31,028 Oh, man. Is that thing still bugging you? 331 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,432 What? No. I just found this. I must have made this years ago. 332 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,201 It's on the back of Brick's report card from last week. 333 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,737 Fine. Whatever. Look, I might have some flaws, 334 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:42,106 but believe me, you're no Brian Williams. 335 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,041 Let's take a little look-see 336 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:47,411 at some of your many, many, many cons. 337 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,781 One... "freakishly tall." Two... "can't hit the toilet." 338 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,584 That's part of being tall. 339 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,720 (Sighs) Three... "mean in the morning." 340 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,855 Four... "list maker." 341 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,825 Five... your version of the wine dance... 342 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,527 "You up?" 343 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,362 Okay, Frankie, you made your point. 344 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:08,099 Oh, wait, wait. You want to hear your pros? 345 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,134 One... "absolutely amazing and fantastic at"... 346 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,104 Oops. I left it blank, and now I can't remember 347 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,974 what you're absolutely amazing and fantastic at. 348 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,344 Frankie, it's a stupid paper from 20 years ago. Let it go. 349 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:25,149 Let it go? The blender has more pros than me! 350 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,286 Well, the blender crushes ice and turns off when I want it to. 351 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,256 Oh, well, I'm sorry. Am I being too chatty? 352 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,259 It's crazy that you even had to make a list to decide 353 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,197 to marry me in the first place, considering... (Scoffs) 354 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,599 Considering what? 355 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,634 Considering who you were back then, 356 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,836 the level of women you dated... 357 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,739 Let's just say you we pretty lucky to land me. 358 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:52,210 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying I married up? 359 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,078 And bingo was his name-o. 360 00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:57,648 Oh, and you got nothin' out of this deal? Oh, I got something. I got a lifetime 361 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,084 full of toenail clippings in my "people" magazine! 362 00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:03,120 Hang on. Your list was based on 18 years of marriage. 363 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,056 Mine's from six months of dating. 364 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,192 But we're allowed to go there? 'Cause I'll go there. Then go there. 365 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,994 I'm not going there. 366 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:15,399 (Siren wailing in distance, guitar tuning) 367 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,468 (Door opens) 368 00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:22,073 Axl, did you hear that? They're coming to arrest us. For what? 369 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,075 Penal code 35-45, section 3. 370 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,510 We need to get our story straight. 371 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,613 Okay. Here's the story. 372 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,451 We went to donate to charity, and... 373 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,686 We did. Hope we don't get the chair. 374 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,288 (Resumes tuning guitar) 375 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:40,858 But the sign... and the voice. Oh, that voice... it haunts me! 376 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:44,095 Maybe we should tell mom and dad. 377 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,563 There's nothing to tell! 378 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,232 Except that spring break was a major suck fest! 379 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:52,870 Well, just so you know, whatever happens, I got your back. 380 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,873 Sorry, Sue. I'd love to talk to you about this more, 381 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,908 but my stapler's feeling pretty left out, 382 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,444 so I got to go spend some time with it. 383 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,913 (Sighs) 384 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,716 You absolutely do that! You do it all the time. 385 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,020 Do you ever stop to think that maybe I'm busy doing something? 386 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,455 Like vacuuming the whole family room for Sue's birthday 387 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,191 so that we won't be embarrassed in front of the neighbors? 388 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,694 Oh, you're worried about being embarrassed in front of a bunch 389 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,697 of little girls, but you're not embarrassed by the cement geese 390 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,666 on our front porch! They're whimsical! 391 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,168 They're not so whimsical when I smashed into 'em with 392 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:26,971 my bare feet, and I'm hopping around the house bleeding, 393 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,940 trying to find a band-aid! Yeah, well, buy a band-aid for once in your life! 394 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,010 You never buy band-aids! You never buy anything! I buy band-as, but they're never the right kind! 395 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,479 Yeah, you buy the cheap ones that float off in the tub 396 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:38,649 and clog the drain! What do you know about the drain? 397 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,618 When have you ever unclogged the drain? 398 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,987 Do you even know where the wrench is? 399 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:46,090 Where's the bench, Frankie? Where's the wrench? If I knew where the stupid wrench is, 400 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:48,025 what the hell do I need you for?! 401 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,794 Mom! Dad! What?! 402 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,496 Why do people get divorced? 403 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,799 Oh, honey... 404 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,701 Sweetie... 405 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,269 We're not getting divorced. 406 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,238 No, your dad and I love each other very much. See? 407 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,274 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. 408 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,177 Yeah, Brick. Your mom and I aren't really fighting. 409 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,180 Oh, I wasn't asking about you guys. It's for work. 410 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,183 But I see you're busy. 411 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,290 Ooh! This is Brick's report card. 412 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,226 We have to sign it and send it back to school. 413 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,229 See, that's why you shouldn't digging up the past. 414 00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:29,600 Dust flies, stuff gets uncovered, things get said. 415 00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:32,570 And some things are just better buried and forgotten. 416 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:36,173 (Video game playing indistinctly) 417 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,175 (Doorbell rings) 418 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,980 I'll get it! 419 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,651 Hi, officers. What's going on? 420 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,588 Good news, Mrs. heck. We found your stuff. 421 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,824 The criminals just dumped it all in an alley. 422 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,727 The criminals who robbed us. Heh. Remember, mom? 423 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,497 Fortunately, some of it was labeled with your name. 424 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,931 It's a slow day, 425 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,568 so we loaded up a few cruisers and brought it all back. 426 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:10,737 - Hey, guys. - All of it? That's just great. 427 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,212 So that's the thing oh, about divorce. 428 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,214 Some couples rush into marriage 429 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,784 without really thinking about the pros and cons. 430 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,185 Others just grow apart. 431 00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,254 In the case of Scarlett Johansson 432 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,857 and Ryan Reynolds, it was distance... and egos. 433 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,360 Thanks, but I actually came to tell you 434 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,363 I misheard my parents when I was listening through the wall. 435 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,666 They're not getting a divorce. They're getting me a horse. 436 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,137 Arabian or quarter horse? 437 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,240 Because Arabians need a much bigger paddock. 438 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:46,210 (Whispers) Paddock. 439 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,879 (Bell rings) 440 00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:50,200 Resync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com