这是一档汽车节目 This is a car program.
这里没有靠垫大全 There will be no cushions.
没有破布滚刷 There will be no rag rolling.
没有什么超女来唱歌 No one will sing
每一季结束之后,没有新人会签唱片合约 and at the end of the series, no one will have a recording contract.
这是我们全新的演播室 This, is our new base.
这是我们专门的赛车测试赛道 And this is our purpose built test track.
除了这一次,赛道上不会再有堵车,也没有公交专用线 There are no traffic jams here, well, apart from this one, and no bus lanes either.
这就是Top Gear This... is Top Gear.
Top Gear 第1季第1集 (2002年10月20日) 吃烧饼不掉芝麻 原创翻译 English Subtitle: Finalgear.com
今晚的节目中 And in the show tonight
我们让两辆超跑单挑 I put two supercars head to head,
杰森·戴维(TopGear第一季主持人)介绍怎么对付汽车经销商 Jason Dawe on what to do when car dealers attack,
理查德·哈蒙德尝试击败测速摄像头 Richard Hammond will try to beat a speed camera,
还有一个大明星来驾驶我们的廉价车 And a star, in a reasonably priced car.
大家好 Hello.
这里是两辆家用两厢掀背车 Now, two family hatchbacks,
福特福克斯和大众高尔夫 the Ford Focus and the Volkswagen Golf.
两辆车都有五个门 Both have five doors...
两辆都配备1.6升引擎,价钱都在12000英镑上下 both have 1.6 liter engines and both cost around 12,000 pounds.
那是正常家用两厢车的价位.. That's how much family hatchbacks cost.
..吗? Or do they?
不开玩笑,在TopGear节目中 我们发现了一款在英国能买到的全新的两厢车 You see on Top Gear, we found one that you can buy, in Britain, no tricks, brand new...
价格低于9000英镑 for less than 9,000 pounds.
就是它 This is it.
它是雪铁龙贝凌格 多用途货车 It's the Citroen Berlingo Multispace and I admit...
我承认,它的样子看起来怪怪的 it's a curious looking thing.
原因是它制造时的产品定位是小货车 That's because it started out in life, as a van.
所有的改进就是装了几扇车窗,加了滑门和时髦的椅子 这里原来是装水泥的 All they've done is add some windows here, sliding doors and snazzy seats where the cement used to go...
而现在却摇身一变 and hey presto.
雪铁龙用金属烤漆和合金轮毂把它装点了一番 Garnish it with some metallic paint, some allow wheels,
它的柴油版本仅需8995英镑 and you can even have a diesel version for 8,995 pounds.
不过问题是,这真的是一分钱一分货吗? Thing is though, are you getting what you paid for?
会不会像喝假茅台一样 Is it like cheap wine?
早上起来,想到要开这种车就感到头疼? Will you wake up, with a headache?
为了找寻答案,我开着它上了M20高速,前往酒品批发商店 Well, to find out, i took it down the M20, to the Booze Borough.
开始一次去法国加莱批发市场的旅行 For a trip to those... supermarkets of Calais.
第一感觉,我感觉我开的是一辆.. First impressions are that i'm driving...
..小货车 a van.
车内噪声很大,做工不太精致,而且.. It's quite echoey in here and not terribly refined, erm...
比如说,现在大多数车上中控锁的声音都是.. most central locking systems, for instance, these days they go...
"兹"或是"科咿" *bzzz* or *kheew*...
不过听听这个 but listen to this.
很不高雅 It's very uncouth.
本质上,贝凌格货车..非常吵 In essence then, the Berlingo is... very loud
很有范·海伦的重金属摇滚风 Very, Van Halen.
不过还有一款范·莫里森的蓝调风可选 But, there is a softer...Van Morisson option.
有一款1.6升排量的汽油引擎版本,价格相同 For the same money, you can have a 1.6 liter petrol engine which develops
马力和高尔夫GTI Mk1型相当 the same power, as a Mk1 Golf GTI.
如果装上了那款引擎,这车开起来就更像是一辆普通的轿车了 With that under the bonnet, this would feel much more like a normal car.
不过 But,
你见过几个普通轿车上装着绿色的仪表盘 how many normal cars have you ever come across that have got green dashboards with
和绿色的面板 green dials.
而且 And,
有几个普通轿车的顶篷上有五块玻璃面板 how many normal cars are there with five glass panels in the roof
还有这些可以侧向旋转的支撑架 and these roof bars which, swivel sideways
还可以架上自行车 so you can carry a bicycle.
不管啥样的自行车 Whatever a bicycle is.
毫无质疑,贝凌格相当的物超所值 No doubt about it, the Berlingo is turning out to be astonishing value for money
用买它的钱也可以买到其它的一些车 It is possible to buy... a number of other cars for Berlingo money
不过肯定买不到这么大的车 But none of them will be this size.
也肯定买不到配置这么高级的车 None of them will be this well equipped.
也买不到我们改版后的Top Gear节目 And none of them will have something,
所一直追求的东西: that we're really looking for on this new series of Top Gear.
"未知元素" It's an X factor.
看,这辆车的设计合理,外形简约 See, this, this is a perfectly acceptable car but this
不过这辆车不仅仅是一辆"车"而已 I dunno, it's more than a car somehow.
你恨不能晚上把它请进客厅,休憩在火炉旁 You want to bring it in at night, let it sit by the fire.
让它慢慢享受一杯温牛奶,也可以让它小小地撒欢 Give it a saucer of warm milk and a little wheel to run around in.
它身上有着作为一辆车的最重要的部分： It's got the most important thing that a car can have...
性格 character.
现在落叶重归了故土 And now the coal is back in Newcastle.
贝凌格回到了它的出生地 The Berlingo is back where it came from.
我还是找不到它身上有什么毛病 And I still can't find anything, really wrong with it.
确实,转弯半径不够灵活,行驶噪音也不小 The turning circle's not much cop and there's a fair bit of road noise.
而且也没有太多的运动感 It's not terribly sporty either.
不过驾驶感觉非常舒服 But it is very comfortable.
我敢保证 Hand on heart...
开起来就像是一辆捷豹一样 it rides like a Jaguar.
我可以一整天向您介绍购买这辆车的所得所失,不过重要的是 I could go on all day giving you swings and roundabouts but the fact of the matter is, basically...
我很喜欢这辆车 I like it.
好的,现在我们来到了一家 Right, here we are at one of those...
加莱的超级市场.这里酒类批发,限购自运 Calais hypermarket, cash-and-carry, booze warehouse jobs
相当幸运 and boy!
我完全选对了车！ Have I got the car for the job.
下面我来详细解释一下我的话 Let me show you what I mean.
车顶这里有储藏空间 We've got storage space up here,
这里 up here,
司机头顶也有 and here above the driver.
车后部还有两个储物格 In the back, there are two extra glove boxes.
还有.. And then,
把滑门拉开,在脚底还有储藏空间 If we slide that open we've got a cubby hole here under the floor,
另一边也有一个 and another one there.
然后,我们只需要把座位折叠起来 Then we simply fold the seats down,
就像这样 like... so.
于是又大又深的后备箱装下大象都没问题 And we have, a cavernous boot.
这就完了?当然没有! And, I haven't finished yet.
把后备箱门打开 Because, if we open the tailgate
这里还有一个车顶的储物箱 there's another overhead locker here,
这里还可以装下10公斤的美酒 for a further ten kilograms of booze.
那么.. So,
血拼时间到！ let's shop.
我想要这个 I want, um, that one.
一定要最底下的这箱 That case there.
这些廉价美酒都让人购物欲狂涨 It's terribly exciting all this cheap booze,
不过你要小心 but you have to be careful.
如果边境海关认为你运输的货物 Because if customs suspect you're bringing stuff back
不是为了个人使用 that's not for your own personal consumption,
海关会把你的货物和汽车一同没收 they'll confiscate it and your car.
目前海关平均一天要没收30辆车 And they're currently confiscating thirty cars a day.
所以我找到了这家商店的老板和他的女友来讨论这件事 So I caught up with the shop's owner, and his girlfriend, to talk about this.
因为..有天..我看了报纸.. Because the... I was... reading in the paper,
上面说如果我合法购买500瓶杜松子酒并装在车里 that if I we're to put five hundred bottles of gin in the car which i'm legally allowed to do
合理合法 Absolutely.
海关却会说, "这些酒你永远也喝不完啊!" Customs are so, "well you'd never get through all that."
别忘了,可是撒切尔夫人告诉我们要"装满食物储藏仓"的! how can they say that when there's Maggie Thatcher told us to stock our larders up.
用500瓶杜松子酒装?! With five hundred bottles of gin
这么想.. Yeah, but...
如果你一天喝一瓶,500瓶不过就是1年半的量嘛 if you, if you drink a bottle of gin a day, that, that's only a year and a half supply.
那也不算太多啊 That's not a lot.
德国莱茵白葡萄酒 Fizzy... Liebfraumilch.
我觉得再怎么费口舌,海关也不能相信我买这个为我自己喝 I don't think i'll be able to convince customs that's for my personal consumption.
算了吧 No.
其它人完全像一些购物狂一样 Other people were going berserk,
也许他们巴不得自己的车被海关没收吧！ perhaps because they didn't like their cars very much.
也许他们恨不得把自己的座驾压扁 Perhaps they wanted to have them squashed.
问题是,我非常..额.. Trouble is, I really am.. very...
我很爱这辆车,我不希望海关就这么把它毁了,于是.. very fond of this car and I don't want customs to crush it, so
就这些了 there we are.
批发价,省了几块钱 Saved a few quid.
额,也许只是几毛钱 Well, pence.
要澄清的是,其它的小货车型同样可选 Now, I should explain at this point that other vans are available.
有比这款车稍稍便宜一点的菲亚特Doblo货车 There's the Fiat Doblo which is a trifle cheaper than this,
不过我蛮有信心地说 but I think i'm right in saying
这辆车是英国在销汽车中加速最慢的汽车 it's the slowest accelerating car that money can buy in Britain today.
0到60英里每小时加速需要21秒 uh, 0-60 is 21 seconds.
还有福特Tourneo Connect, Then there's the Ford Tourneo Connect,
价格超过1万英镑,性能差劲,想都别想 that's over 10,000 pounds, you don't even wanna think about that, so awful,
还有雷诺Kangoo,表现平平,不过还是没有这辆好 erm... And the there's the Renault... Kangoo, that's okay, but basically it's not as good as this.
贝凌格是你的不二之选 You have to have, a Berlingo.
问题是 Question is,
选柴油还是汽油款? diesel or petrol?
为帮助我们作出决定,现在介绍TopGear节目的购车顾问 Well to help us decide that, i've been joined now by Top Gear's new car trader,
"身材娇小"的杰森·戴维. 你怎么认为? pocket sized chap, Jason Dawe, what do you reckon?
汽油款 Petrol.
确定? Really?
恩,别买柴油款 Yeah, don't bother with the diesel,
开起来太像货车了 makes it feel too much like a van.
确实,在高速公路上,它会发出"额~~~"的噪音 Well it did feel like that, going down the motorway there was that
你绝对会自责,真是便宜没好货 *rrrrgh* noise and you just think, look i've saved enough money here.
不过你马上就可以真正地省钱而不短质量了 Yeah, but you can save more at the minute.
真的? Really?
没错,雪铁龙要对这款车型进行外观升级 Yup, they are doing a facelift on this car,
它们将更换保险杠,引擎罩和其它的一些套件 不过外观不会改动太大 which means they're going to change the bumpers and the bonnet and a couple of bits, but it'll basically look the same.
而这样一来,雪铁龙就必须低价卖出 What it does mean is that Citroen have got some of the old models,
老款贝凌格,以减轻库存 they need to get short of them.
也就是这一款? These ones, basically?
这辆? This car?
恩 Yup.
具体措施是什么? So what are they doing?
雪铁龙降低了老款车型的售价,原价是8995英镑 They're doing a deal where you can get all of that off, so that means instead of 8,995 pounds,
而1.4升版本的处理价只需要7700英镑 you can get a 1.4 for 7,700 pounds.
7700英镑就能买到这辆车? 7,700 pounds for ones of these?
这真是世纪大减价了 That's the bargain of the century.
便宜到家了 Cheap as chips.
干得好 Good tip.
小结一下,这款车就像是杰拉尔·德帕迪约(法国演员) 身体微胖,鼻子难看 Right, if I could just sum it up, it's like Gerard Depardieu. Slightly swollen middle, broken nose, but there are...
不过潜能无限 hidden talents.
不仅是我喜欢,整个Top Gear办公室都喜欢 And it's not just me who likes it. Everyone in the Top Gear office likes it.
摄影组也喜欢,观众们,额,除了他以外 All the crew here like it. Everyone, well, apart from him.
他不太喜欢这辆车,不过其他的观众都非常喜爱 He doesn't like it very much, but everyone else does.
而最喜欢它的人是那些阿尔巴尼亚人,他们曾经稍不留神 erm... And the people who like it most of all are the family of Albanians that are inadvertently brought back into Britain
被抬上这四个轮拱,然后被运到了英国 他们从他们在莱瑟海德的新家给我写信说 in each of the wheel arches. They've written to me from their new house in Leatherhead, the Hollys, to say
这辆车,在他们的心中,永远持有一个特殊的位置 that it will always hold a special place in their heart.
经典之车 Great car.
如果你想列一份世界最伟大跑车的名单 You know how, when you're making up a list, as you do, of the world's greatest racecars,
福特GT40一定在这份名单里有一席之地 you've just got to include the Ford GT40.
原因如下 And here's a reminder... why.
1962年,福特收购法拉利的计划十拿九稳
而在最后一刻,双方谈判破裂,交易失败
亨利·福特二世恼羞成怒,要求他的工程师建造一辆 能够彻底打败法拉利的跑车
于是,福特GT40面世
它在1966年的勒芒比赛上彻底羞辱了法拉利车队
还有1967年..
1968年亦是如此..
1969年也不例外..
福特建造了史上最伟大的跑车之一 So they built one of the most successful racecars ever.
壮举 Great.
不过福特面临着一个问题 尽管他们努力尝试,福特依然无法复制经典 But that gave them a problem. Because try as they might, they struggled for years to build anything remotely as glamorous ever again.
数年时间过去,他们终于想出了办法 Until they came up with a really good idea.
老福特GT40最棒的替代车就是.. The best car to replace the Ford GT40, was...
福特GT40 The Ford GT40.
这真的就是新款福特GT40,不过好像没人买账 I mean, this is the new car, and come on, you're not fooling anyone.
确实,比老GT40高了4英寸,长了18英寸 It's okay, four inches higher and eighteen inches longer than the original GT40,
不过它还是一辆GT40. 基本上设计师把老款的图纸放进复印机,把比例调整到110% but it is a GT40. Basically they put the plans for the old car on a photocopier at 110% and said...
然后按下"扩印"按钮 enlarge.
不过它倒是比老款高精尖了不少,它全身都是高科技.请看.. But is a lot cleverer than the old one. It's loaded with technology. Take a look at this.
想看看引擎?就在那里 So you wanna see the engine? Right, there it goes.
开启的过程也许要花一点时间 That's actually going to take a moment or two.
如果你开到加油站,其他人肯定都会看着你和你的车. 不过如果他们没看你,秀这个法宝吧 In the meantime. You've pulled into a petrol forecourt, obviously everybody's gonna be looking at you, but if they're not, this should tip it.
来看看,这是油箱盖 Have a go. Here we go, let's get to the fuel.
多么壮观！ Look at that!
加油就这么大排场 That's just to put your petrol in.
不可相信啊.现在我们应该可以凑过来看看引擎 That's unbelievable. We can possibly squeeze in and have a look at the engine now.
5.4L V8机械增压引擎,大约有500匹马力,足足够了 It's a 5.4 liter V8, supercharged. that's about 500 brake horsepower. That should be enough.
不要忘了这辆车非常非常轻 Bear in mind this is a very, very light car indeed.
看看车里面 But take a look inside.
这个你千万别错过 You've gotta have a look.
真让人窒息！ This is just... it's just breathtaking.
看看那些开关,每一个看起来都像是由铝块手工切割出来的 Look at the switches. Each one looks hand carved from a lump of aluminium.
还有换挡杆底部的阀门 And the gate around the base of the gear lever,
多么有爱！ look at that.
这里可没有那些上面沾着饼干沫和巧克力渣的橡胶皮 None of that nasty rubber full of bits of biscuits and old chocolate.
话说回来,这辆车不是真实存在 Course, this isn't real,
只是一辆假想车 it's a pretend one.
我不确定真正投产的时候会造成什么样 I dunno what it'll be like when they make it.
哦对,它会被投产 And, oh yes, they are gonna make it.
福特本周宣布,他们会将其投产 Ford have announced this week they will be putting this into production.
不过一定价格不菲 But it's gonna be expensive.
2004年将会在美国发售,价格为15万美金左右 It's gonna be on sale in America from 2004 at about $150,000 apiece.
就算你有那么多钱,你也得有足够运气才能买得到 And you're gonna be very, very lucky, even if you've got the money to get a hold of one.
产量会非常非常少 They're gonna be incredibly exclusive.
基本上,琢磨琢磨在福特走后门吧！ Basically, you're gonna have to know somebody at Ford.
本周的其它新闻,政府宣布今后5年将在 交通道路网方面投入1亿4千5百万英镑 Other items in the news this week, the Government has announced it's going to spend 145 million pounds on the road network over the next 5 years which works out at,
这也就相当于一年2千9百万英镑 足够一年新铺3.5英里高速公路 29 million pounds a year and that's enough to pay for three and a half miles of motorway a year.
哇,这可是"巨大"的福利政策 Wow, so you think of the freedom you can enjoy with that.
-一年新修三英里路 -可说是呢,我好"期待"哦 Three miles a year. I know, looking forward to it.
-我翘首以盼 -耐心等待这三英里的新路吧 I can't wait. I'm excited. Three new miles of motorway.
谈回汽车新闻 Car news? erm...
首先说说菲亚特,他们的麻烦大了 他们目前每天亏损200万英镑 Fiat, first of all, they are in deep trouble. They're currently losing 2 million pounds a day.
现在他们设计出一款车,他们认为将彻底解决危机 Well, they're got a new model which they think is going to stem the flow.
-就是它 -你看,他们的问题"解决"了 There it is. Look at that, they're saved.
完全彻底地"解决了" They've saved. No, they'll be fine with that.
它是菲亚特Stilo的旅行版本,额.. It's an estate version of the Stilo and, erm...
这款车对菲亚特的生存意义重大 如果菲亚特仍然经营不善,那么菲亚特公司只能破产 it is actually very important this works because, if Fiat goes to the wall, they will take with them,
而蓝旗亚,阿尔法 罗密欧,玛莎拉蒂,法拉利(均为菲亚特子公司) 则不会破产,因为它们将会陆续被通用汽车收购 Lancia, Alfa Romeo, Maserati and Ferrari and of course they won't go to the wall cause they're gonna get bought by General Motors.
所以,如果你不买这辆车,法拉利就只有被通用收购的命运 就这么简单 So, if you don't buy one of these, General Motors gets Ferrari. It's that simple.
快去买一辆！ So buy one.
这是一条关于新尼桑Micra的消息 News now of the new Micra.
额..这辆车外观看起来也蛮有爱的 erm.. A rather gorgeous looking little thing as well.
不过..额..虽然看起来可爱,不过这却不是实车 That's, erm... that's actually not it though, that's the only thing, lovely though it is.
尼桑最终也会生产刚才的跑车版本,不过新Micra是这样的.. 也不算太差嘛.. They will do that eventually. This is gonna be the new Micra, which is, well it's alright.
不算太差,我个人一直很喜欢Micra的 That's not bad. I've always quite liked the Mirca myself.
重要的是,尽管只是辆小车,它依然具有很多的高科技技术 The important thing about it though is, loaded with technology even in a small car.
它甚至还会配置免钥匙入车系统,这个你也许见识过 It's even gonna have a new... you've probably seen this; keyless entry.
你向车走去,然后你就能.. So you walk upto the car and, and then you can...
对于这套系统我有一些见解 No, i've got some experience about that
这套系统有个小问题.你在包里放一片智能卡 你走出车,按下按钮,车门上锁 There is a slight problem with it because you keep a little smart card in your wallet, okay, you get out of the car, push a little button, doors locked.
你走开时肯定会想,车真的锁上了吗? You walk away and you think, is that locked?
你走回去检查车门,而系统识别到了智能卡,车门又会开锁 So you walk back to check, of course it recognises the smart card and sees you coming, it's open
额..额.. uhh... uhh...
一整天都折腾不完 You could be there for days.
唯一知道你的车没有自动上锁的办法就是你的车被偷了 You couldn't, you just.. the only way you know if it wasn't locked is if someone nicks it.
没错,那就是唯一的办法 Yeah, that's the only way you can find out for definite.
下一条,额,我们都知道Smart小车 Now this, erm, we all know the Smart...
它上市已经有几年了,它车身短到可以横着停进车位里 the one that's been around for a few years, the one you could park nose onto the pavement...
不过日前,它们施了一计外观无限华美的障眼法 but now they've got delusions of granduer...
Smart新发布了一款,我们这里有一段视频 and they've launched, well I think we've got some footage of it here.
有两个版本,双门版本和敞篷版本 Two versions, there's a coupe, and there is a cabriolet.
敞篷版很有趣,它配置电动折叠顶篷 Now the cabriolet is interesting. You've got an elecric folding roof...
带涡轮增压的后置引擎 rear engine, with a turbocharger on it.
后轮驱动,大轮毂,ABS,牵引力控制系统,和保时捷911 Turbo没啥两样嘛! You've got rear wheel drive, big fat alloys, anti-lock brakes, traction control. Basically just like a 911 Turbo.
911 Turbo的价钱是9万英镑 Okay? Except a 911 Turbo is 90,000 pounds.
而你们看到的这辆车 This, the car you're looking at here
只需要11750英镑 11,750.
那是我听过的最没说服力的"唔~~"声音 不过话说回来,价钱只有11750英镑而已 That was the least convincing ooh noise I've ever head in my life, but i mean 11,750.
这价钱非常棒 That, that is incredible actually.
如果未来的车型都跟这一样的话.. If this is the future, now, here...
我就放心了.放马过来吧！想怎样把车造的天马行空都行 I'm not scared of that anymore, you can bring it on. Take as much of the future as you like.
太令人不淡定了,只有1万1 That's stunning, 11,000 pounds.
额..现在说说F1 erm... Take a moment now to talk about Forumla 1.
对F1我们无计可施了 What are we going to do about Formula 1?
(本期节目是在2002年10月播出 当时车王迈克尔·舒马赫势如破竹地不断收获冠军)
把车拆了? Scrap it?
把人废了? Kill...
问题是.. No the problem i've got...
我努力地想过了.. I've been working that out...
F1的问题非常简单 The problem here, is very simple...
就是法拉利车队完全统治了F1比赛 ...is that... Ferrari have completely dominated the...
我们有一张照片,关于迈克尔·舒马赫明年(2003年)的造型.. Now we've got a photograph of what Michael Schumacher is gonna do next year to try and keep it, uh, there we go.
他明年就会打扮成那样以增加比赛的娱乐性 That's what he's gonna do next year to try and level it out a bit.
说真的,我所看到的问题就是 But really, the problem as I see it is that,
车队策略和高科技已经完全掌控了比赛 the teams have taken over. The technology has taken over.
现在的F1赛车配备了牵引力控制系统和自动变速箱 (注:牵引力控制系统在2008年重新被禁用) Now that they've got traction control and gearboxes that change for you and...
我有一次听说,车队技师从维修站里就可以远程调校赛车引擎 I heard the other day that the teams, the pit crews, can actually tune the engine from the pit wall.
那要修车工具还有啥用 Well that's... their spanners...
车队作出决定,"我们要把赛车转速极限调低一点" And they actually said, yes,"Oh no we'll turn down the revs down a bit."
不过有一次出现了失误 No, one of them developed a fault.
是宝马车队的一次调校失误 不过赛车都没进站就被车队重新调整了油路并修复好了 A BMW one, developed a fault and they rerouted the oil, without actually bringing it in.
完全远程控制 They did it remotely.
你不得不去想,车手还能做什么? And you just think, where's the driver?
车手才应该是比赛的主宰 The driver is the big hero.
他才是我想看到的人 He's the guy I wanna watch.
想想二战的时候,那些战斗机飞行员都是战地英雄 You know it was like, the Second World War, you had fighter pilots they were the big heroes.
战后他们就去当了赛车手 After that, they were racing drivers.
我就想看这些大英雄 I want to see heroes.
我不想看着全身黑衣的怪胎鼓捣着笔记本电脑来提高赛车速度 I don't wanna see geeks in, black clothes going,"ooh well if I just fiddle with this laptop we'll make it go faster."
他们真应该去死 In fact I'd execute them.
我恨不得用一把9毫米口径手枪,一枪击中颈部 I would, i'd shoot them in the back of the neck with a 9mm.
我想看那些车手.. I want to see drivers take...
我想看到的是没有高科技的一级方程式 I want Formula 1 unplugged.
把那些高科技统统忘掉,还给我们真正的赛车吧 Rip out all the technology and give us proper racing again.
你的英雄欲感动得一塌糊涂 That was strangely touching. Your desire for hero...
我已经厌倦了.. But you know... I'm just fed up with this...
我不怪法拉利车队 I don't blame Ferrari.
法拉利没啥可责怪的,只是赛车比别人强,于是便一骑绝尘 I can't blame them, you know. They built a better car and they won.
就把那些高科技的玩意儿去掉吧！ Just get rid of all the technology. Just *krrgh*
我觉得电脑完全主宰了整个体育界.把它们都砸了吧 I think computer animate the entire sport and get rid of them all in real life.
好的,这是一条很温暖人心的消息 Right, erm, here's some stirring news for us,
一辆令人心跳加速的车,新款宾利欧陆GT in that it's a very stirring car, the new Bentley Continental GT.
这也是一辆非常非常大号的车 That is a very, very big car indeed.
我觉得它的前途似锦,不过你好像不太.. I think it's gorgeous, you're a bit, eeehhh... about it
尚可,不过车尾有点像凡妮莎·菲尔茨 (此人乃BBC记者,肥妞一枚) It's fine. It's, it's got a slight Vanessa Feltz-y rear.
外观和她确实神似 Yeah, there is something of her.
不过整车的亮点是引擎 but the important thing about the car is the engine.
那可是个W12引擎 Right? Powering that is a W12.
超大号引擎 Massive engine.
和我已经开到过时速200英里的大众辉腾的引擎一样 It's the same engine they put in the Volkswagen Phaeton which I've already driven at 200 miles an hour.
没错.不过宾利却觉得这还不够 Exactly. They decided at Bentley, not enough.
还要再"爷们儿"一点.于是装进了涡轮增压看效果 Girl stuff. Strap a couple of turbos to it, see how it'll do then.
效果很棒,不过有一个很有意思的麻烦 Which is great but it's given them in interesting problem.
它的扭力太大了 It's now chucking out so much torque,
大到宾利都不知道扭力有多大 that they can't tell us how much torque it's putting out.
每次宾利把它放在机器上测试的时候,它会把机器毁掉 Everytime they strap it to the machines that they measure it on, it breaks them.
别忘了测量机器差不多和一栋楼一样大 These are things the size of a building, these machines.
宾利把车绑在上面,捆好.. They strap it down, tie it all in.
如果把那辆车绑在演播室里,整个演播室都会被带着转起来 You could tie it to this base here and it would just spin the whole studio around.
-整个摄影棚都会跟着转 -一点不错 The whole hangar would just be doing that. That's exactly what would happen.
所以,很遗憾,宾利无法提供数据说明实车究竟有多强大 So, unfortunately, they can't tell you how powerful it is.
只知道扭力大到没边 Just, lots and lots of torque.
现在有一点威胁 Now, bit of a challenge.
老人的舆论评价很差 Old people get quite bad press.
我们总是能看到他们开车在高速路上逆行的新闻 We're forever reading about them driving the wrong way down the motorway.
我们这里有一些监控录像排到的镜头 I know we've got some footage from a CCTV.
看看这个老人开车去海边 Here we are, little old dear going down to the seaside.
快刹车！刹车！ Brake, brake.
哦天啊.. Oh noo..
她的后果..很惨 And she's... doesn't do it.
后来发现她已经一百七十十三岁了(这是几岁..?) And of course she turned out to be a hundred and seventy thirteen.
问题是 erm... The thing is though,
我们觉得老年人不一定真像人们想象中的那么差劲 we don't think that old people are as bad as everyone makes out.
于是我们发起了一项活动 So, here's what we're going to do.
我们知道老奶奶们能做甜甜圈面包 不过她们能做甜甜圈特技吗? We know grandmothers can make a doughnut but can they do one?
甜甜圈特技是..额.. And a doughnut is, uh...
这是一段视频 Here's the footage, okay?
我开着一辆TVR原地打转.这就叫"甜甜圈" Here's me going round and round in a TVR. That is a doughnut.
如果你是老奶奶中的一员 Now, if you're a grandmother...
而且你能证明你有孙子孙女 and you have to prove you have grandchildren...
如果你认为稍稍学习下你就可以来尝试这特技 and you think that with a bit of tuition, you can do that...
给我们写信吧 drop us a line.
信封上请注明：“我是一名老奶奶,我想尝试甜甜圈” The address is.... I'm a grandmother and I want to do a doughnut...
地址是Top Gear, BBC电视台, 伦敦伍德兰W12 7TS Top Gear, BBC Television, Woodlane London W12 7TS.
或者你也可以登陆我们的网站,我们的网址是因特网上.. Or you can look on our website which is on an internet.
的什么地方. Somewhere.
Top Gear 第1季第1集 (2002年10月20日) 吃烧饼不掉芝麻 原创翻译 English Subtitle: Finalgear.com
好了,老奶奶和廉价雪铁龙货车就聊到这里 Right, that is enough old people, and enough money saving Citroen vans.
请来围观这里.借个过 Lets have a look at this. Excuse me.
这辆车是意大利最新超跑制造商的最新作品 This is Italy's newest supercar from Italy's newest supercar maker.
它的名字叫帕加尼 风之子(C12S) It's called a Pagani Zonda.
外观十分精致 And it is, exquisite.
车内也同样精致 It's exquisite on the inside too.
请看 Look at this. Just a...
这里的羊毛,铝制面板 Wool, a lap of aluminium and...
还有羚羊皮和碳纤维面板 chamois leather and carbon fibre...
看看这些出风口,就像是潜望镜一样 and look at these air vents, they're like periscopes
额..有人想看看引擎吗? erm... Anyone wanna see the engine?
好的,那咱就爬出来..你来开另一边好吗? Right, well lets hop out and we have to... Could you just grab the other side?
首先要解开皮带扣 erm... You have to undo the leather buckle...
非常有21世纪的风范.按下那个小按钮,好了吗? very 21st century, push the little button, okay?
成了.开开眼吧 And there it is. Look at that.
那是真正的梅赛德斯·奔驰 7.3升V12引擎 That's a Mercedes Benz 7.3 liter V12.
想听听声音吗? You wanna hear it?
问题是BBC健康安全条例 Problem is, Health & Safety, okay?
条例规定我们不允许在演播室内启动引擎 They've told us we mustn't start cars in the studio.
不过我觉得那帮人听不见的 Alright? But, uh, I don't think they'll hear.
准备好了? Are we ready?
脚踩离合才行 Foot in the clutch, Jeremy, that will help.
我觉得没问题,他们应该没听见 I think we got away with that. I don't think they heard us.
额,你们想知道这辆车开起来什么样吗? erm... Now, do you want to know, what it feels like to drive?
请看这段影片 Watch this.
风之子和F15战斗机的相似之处很显而易见 The similarities between the Zonda and an F-15 fighter are obvious.
前面都有个玻璃气泡式顶篷,后面都有个大引擎 Both have glassy bubble roofs at the front and a lot of engine behind.
两个的排气系统都很别具一格 And both have styled exhaust outlets.
不过,有一个区别 There is one difference though.
在F15里面你不会得到很强大的速度感 In the F-15 you don't get much sensation of speed.
不过在风之子里.. Where as in the Zonda...
你绝对会的 you do.
这辆车的关键就是它的引擎 The key to this car is its engine.
它是梅赛德斯公司特别为帕加尼公司定制的 It was built specially for Pagani by Mercedes...
而它堪称杰作 and it is a masterpiece.
对于我来说,一辆车吸引我的很大一方面来自于它的引擎声浪 For me, a huge chunk of a car's appeal is the noise it makes
这辆车的声浪真的让人叹为观止 and, the noise this one makes is just astonishing.
不过比这雄壮的男低音很吸引人的是 But even better than the baritone backdrop is that under the...
在这超轻量化全碳纤维的车身之下 super light all carbon fibre body...
掩藏的是550匹马力的快感 you have a 550 brake horsepower wallop.
自从德国和意大利上次在二战中结盟以后 Not since the Germans and the Italians teamed up in the Second World War...
我们就从来没见过这么大的威力 have we seen power like this.
五档时的最高时速就达到200英里 The top speed in fifth, is nearly 200 miles an hour.
不过我们现在松开第五档 But i'm moving out of fifth gear now...
并挂上"最高档" and into top gear.
这样,它的极速就可以达到时速220英里 And now my top speed is 220 miles an hour.
刹车时车身有点颤动 Whoa, a bit of twitch under braking.
额.. Whoops.
这辆车可被称之为一项巨大的成就 This car, is an immense achievement.
首先,它的做工精良 Plainly, it's very well made.
外观惊艳 It's astonishing to behold.
非常非常惊艳 I mean, really astonishing.
真令人不可相信,帕加尼白手起家 Can't believe that, Pagani's come from nowhere
就能造出来这辆车 and come up with this.
它是一辆百里挑一的超级跑车 It's a proper, proper supercar.
就我看来,它只有.. In fact, as I see it, it only has...
一个麻烦而已 one problem.
要和它面对面较量的是全新的兰博基尼蝙蝠 It must face up to the new Lamborghini Murcielago.
意大利最疯狂超跑制造商的最新款猛牛 The latest in a long line of raging bulls from Italy's maddest supercar maker.
它是终极跑车的领跑者.. It's the ultimate automotive pin-up.
..吗? Or is it?
自从奥迪收购了兰博基尼,我就在担心 Ever since Audi bought Lamborghini, I've been worried that...
德国人会不会用他们傲人的"秩序" the Germans would try to, bring a bit of order to the chaos.
平息亚平宁半岛的疯狂 That they'd try to sanitize the madness.
这是史上第一辆你不需要尚-克劳德·范·戴姆的身材 (绰号"布鲁塞尔肌肉男",比利时空手道冠军) This is the first Lamborghini where you don't need to have the body of...
就能完美驾驶的兰博基尼 Jean Claude Van Damme to drive it.
看,用一根手指就能换挡 Look, you can change gear with... one finger.
转向也没有那种混凝土般坚硬的感觉 And the steering doesn't feel like it's set in concrete.
离合器.. And the clutch...
踩着离合器的感觉就像是踩在棉花糖上 The clutch, it's like... stepping on a marshmallow.
不过,一些兰博的特色还是流传了下来 However, some elements of Lambo-ness do remain.
它仍然配备酒吧泡妞终极工具：鸥翼门 It still has the ultimate, pub car-park accessory; gullwing doors.
并且,看好了 And check this out.
当引擎温度过高时,进气口自动从扶垛中滑出 When the engine gets hot, air intakes slide out of the buttresses.
然后.. Then...
就是这真家伙 - 引擎了 there's the meat; the engine.
它也许只是一台6.2升V12引擎,而风之子的引擎是7.3升 不过,不可思议的是 It may only be a 6.2 liter V12, the Zonda's a 7.3 remember, but amazingly...
这台引擎的动力更足 this, is more powerful.
它能够产出571匹马力 It serves up 571 brake horsepower.
那么 So,
这台力气大 this has more grunt...
这台重量轻 but this has less weight.
那个更快呢? So which is the fastest?
瞧好了 Well, lets find out.
四轮驱动系统让我不得不 Four wheel drive means that I have to...
在死踩油门之前让车轮先稳定地滚动起来 get the car rolling gently before flooring it.
要不然离合器就会被烧成灰了 or I'll cook the clutch and...
120英里每小时 120.
入四档 Into fourth.
看看那辆风之子！ Look at that Zonda go.
我被横扫了！ I'm being annihilated.
150.
入五档 Into fifth.
到了160 And that's 160.
我彻底地被歼灭了 And I have been destroyed.
歼灭！ Destroyed!
那么说奥迪把蛮牛 So does this mean then that Audi has turned the raging bull...
改造成胆小的肥牛了? into a timid little veal?
错 No.
大错特错 Not even slightly.
奥迪把一台超级跑车改装成了一台 What they've done is turn it from a supercar into what feels like a...
小而灵活,并且如剃刀一般锋利的运动跑车 small, nimble, razor-sharp sports car.
以前的兰博基尼鬼怪系列就像是 The old Lamborghini Diablo was like a...
配备着喷气式引擎的抽屉柜,不过这辆.. chest of drawers with a jet engine, but this...
这辆车里你能感受到机器迸发出的活力 This you feel like the organic part of a machine.
这辆车是至今为止最棒的一辆兰博基尼！ This is by far and away the best Lamborghini ever.
不仅仅看起来最漂亮,驾驶起来最容易 驾驶感觉也是最出色的 Not just the prettiest and easiest, but the nicest to drive.
它比目前的这些法拉利跑车都要更胜一筹 It's so good, it's better than any current Ferrari.
不过惊人的是 But astonishingly...
它还是没有风之子这般优秀 it's not as good, as the Zonda.
这是新时代的超跑之皇 is the new king of supercars.
杰里米,也就是说 So that's it, Jeremy?
你觉得风之子要比兰博基尼强,无话可说,是吧? You're saying that the Zonda, better than the Lamborghini. Job done. End of story.
没错,如果你今年6岁,想在卧室墙上贴一张超跑海报 Yes, if you're six years old and you're looking to put a supercar on your bedroom wall...
你绝对会选择铺这辆而不是兰博基尼 this is the one. You're going to put this up. Not the Lambo.
不过话说过来,6岁小孩买的海报 Yeah, small point. Six year olds buy posters.
如果你买的是真车呢? What if you're actually buying the real car?
毕竟还有个小小的价格问题嘛 There is a bit of a price issue here.
我承认,确实是个问题 A small one, I admit.
兰博基尼售价大约16万英镑,而这一辆要.. Yes, the Lamborghini is around 160,000 pounds and this is...
31万英镑 310,000 pounds.
不过,为了弥补,你还能得到一双 But, in its defense, you do get a free pair
罗马教皇御用鞋匠特制的鞋作为赠品 of shoes made by the Pope's cobbler with this.
还有.. And...
说真的.除此之外,你还能得到英国皇家飞行俱乐部的12个月免费会员 (俱乐部会员如果出现意外,俱乐部可免费封路组织搜救) No, no you do. More than that, you get twelve months, free membership of the RAC.
12个月? 12 months?
我没说瞎话,12个月的免费会员资格 I'm not joking. You get twelve months free...
我真想打那样一通电话 but I want to be the one that makes that call.
我想在二月里的一个周五晚上封掉M6高速 I want to break down, M6, February, Friday night...
你好 Hello?
恩,我的风之子出故障了 Yes, it's my Zonda. It's gone.
我觉得是引擎的问题,所以你们带个笔记本电脑来吧！ I think it's the engine management. You better bring a laptop.
现在我们的风之子和兰博只面临一项终极挑战了 Right, well there's one final test for this, the Zonda, and the Lambo.
现实是残酷的.0到60英里加速,完全没有意义 Now lets face it. Nowadays, 0-60 times, absolutely meaningless.
极速数据也一辈子也用不到 Top speed figures, totally meaningless.
真正有意义的数据是一辆车在赛道上的单圈速度有多快 What really matters is how fast a car can lap a test track.
幸运的是,我们有一条为之量身定做的测试赛道 And fortunately, we've got our own test track for that very purpose.
就是它了 So, this is it.
赛道全长不足2英里,包含快速的直道和困难的弯角 它是由莲花汽车的测试赛车手设计出来的 Just under two miles of fast straights... and tricky corners designed by the test drivers at Lotus.
这个"芝加哥弯"是一个比较稳定的弯角 This one, Chicago Bend is a steady state corner...
赛道外侧的两个轮胎将受到较重的磨损 that really loads up the outside tyres.
接下来是"锤头弯" Then there's Hammerhead.
一个困难的左右连续弯,通常出现转向不足 A tricky left and right that provokes understeer.
在这个"极速弯"是应该全速过弯的 This one, Follow Through, is supposed to be flat out...
不过死神等待着第一个来挑战这个弯角的人 but death awaits the first man to try it.
还有一些弯角,赛道表面有复杂的颠簸和不平, 它们用来测试赛车的刹车平衡性 There are corners with tricky bump and cambers designed to test brake balance.
在这个弯角,如果一辆前轮驱动车没有经过很好的调校的话 And in this one here, a badly set up front wheel drive car
将根本无法输出动力 will struggle to put it's power down at all.
赛道就是这样了,我们现在需要一个能将赛道驯服的人 Right. That's the track. Now we needed someone who could tame it.
所以我们找到了一名专业的赛车手 So, we got ourselves a professional racing driver...
并且能够跑出快速而且稳定的圈速 who could post consistently fast lap times.
这活儿.. We, um,
我们是干不了.我们找到的这个赛车手的名字叫做 we couldn't do that. Now we call this thing...
The Stig.
我们不知道他的真名 Okay, we don't know it's name.
我们真的不知道他是谁 We really don't know it's name.
没有人知道他是何许人也,而且我们也不想知道 因为他是一名赛车手 No one knows it's name and we don't want to know cause it's a racing driver...
赛车手的大脑小到看不见 and racing drivers have tiny little brains
所以他们的看法一文不值,他们本身也傻到透腔 and therefore worthless opinions and they're very dull.
医生们把这种病状成为"曼赛尔综合症" (曼赛尔：英国赛车手,1992年F1世界冠军) Doctors actually call it Mansell Syndrome.
他的任务只是去赛道上玩命飙车 erm... It's job is simple to go out there and drive fast.
他的处子圈,我们把他塞进了兰博基尼里面 So, first of all, we put it in the Lamborghini.
正如我们已经发现的那样,它的动力绝对强悍 Immense power as we've already discovered.
它的四轮驱动系统让你必须先慢慢地开到起跑线,然后才能马力全开 You've got four wheel drive, you have to trickle it off the line then nail it.
来到了一个左缓弯 Right, coming over that little light lift now...
他通过了威尔逊弯(第一弯) and he's coming through Wilson Bend.
看看他有没有失误 Let's see he doesn't step out of line.
进入三档 He's into third.
快看,快看,很严重的转向过度 Ohh, look at that, look at that. Massive, massive oversteer right.
通过锤头弯 And through the Hammerhead.
一点转向不足也没有出现,非常出色 No understeer at all, incredible.
有些转向过度,他努力不撞在左侧的轮胎墙上 Big oversteer. He's trying not to hit those tyres on the left.
通过了 And he's through.
如何处理"卡朋特弯"呢? So how's it handle Carpenter's Corner?
在这里真的要使下全力 This is where you really wanna nail it.
快看！ Ohh look at that.
每一辆在我们赛道上跑圈的车都会作出一个单圈成绩 Every power car that goes around our track is gonna set a lap time...
我们会把那些成绩放在这个圈速排行榜上进行比较 and we're gonna put those lap times up here on our Power Lap Time Board.
兰博基尼的圈速是..? And the Lamborghini was...
1分29秒,这个成绩非常好,所以我把它贴在上面 1:29, which is extremely good so I'm gonna put that up here.
好的.我们知道兰博基尼.. Okay fine now we know the Lamborghini...
杰里米,我写不下"兰博基尼蝙蝠"那么长 Jeremy, I can't get Lamborghini Murcielago on it.
简写个"兰博"就完活儿了 A simple Lambo will perhaps suffice.
Lan,兰,Bo,博,行了.1分29秒 L-l-la-m-b-o, there we are.
我们知道风之子在直线上胜过兰博基尼 Now we know that the Pagani is faster than the Lamborghini in a straight line.
我们已经见证过了.不过那辆兰博 We've already seen that. But the Lambo
我亲自驾驶过,他在弯角中速度更快 I've driven it. It's faster round the corners.
那么,让Stig牵着风之子出去遛遛吧！ So, let's put the Stig in the Zonda, see what happens.
来到第一弯,看看过弯表现如何? He's coming into the first corner here, how's it looking through there?
他看起来有点摇摆,不过.. Ooh, he's looking a bit, a bit wobbly but that's...
他还在赛道上吗? Is he on... still on the track?
还在.出弯时他现在要绕到赛道的另一侧.. Yes, he is. Now he's got to get it right the way back across the other side to get it...
这个弯角很有难度.. This is the hard one, this is...
果然,快看,他看起来真的很纠结 Yes, look at that. He's really having to fight that car.
就连我都觉得那一弯很难通过 Even I found it difficult through there.
他快速而有力地在赛道上行进 Now he's coming up really, really hard and fast.
这里重刹车 He's hard on the brakes here.
从时速150英里一直降到2档的速度 150 miles an hour all the way down into second gear.
而这辆车他得用1档 He's actually gonna have to use first in this car.
风之子在锤头弯的转向不足有多严重呢? How much is the understeer through the Hammerhead corner?
天啊,他居然能够用一些转向过度来出弯 God, he's actually managed to get some oversteer there.
老好人Stig！ Good Stig.
干得漂亮 Well done, Stig.
他确实是一名百里挑一的赛车手 It really is quite a driver this one.
极速弯,让我们听听声音.. Right, Follow Through. Let's listen.
刹车连碰都没碰 No, he didn't dab on the brakes there.
不过没有极速通过极速弯 He's got through the Follow through without following through.
不断地与赛道做着艰苦卓绝的斗争 Fighting, God and fighting all the way up through there.
能够看出刹车了一点 Little bit on the brake though, can see.
加大油门 On the power.
这个弯角的赛道表面还真的有点湿滑 Ooh, that really is wet out there for this one.
这里很干,不过又开始湿了 Now there's a dry bit here, oh sorry, that's still wet.
潮湿.重刹车 A bit damp. Brake hard.
来到"巴卡拉弯"(倒数第二弯) And he's into Baccarat Bend.
再次刹车,入卡朋特弯 Braking again now for Carpenter's Corner.
有些侧滑,不过他依然踩紧了油门,他跑完了！ Bit of a tailslide, but he's still kept the power on and he's got it.
为了那轻音乐道歉 Should apologise for the easy listening soundtrack going on there.
是Stig的原因,他在跑圈时喜欢听一些悠闲的音乐 It's the Stig. It likes to listen to the sounds of the lounge as it goes round.
我们也不知道为啥,也许那音乐能让他冷静下来吧 We've no idea why. Perhaps it calms it down.
不管他 Anyway.
确实不爽,可是这圈速可一点儿也不会令人不爽 Grim, but no need to apologise for that time.
1分23秒 1:23.
那可比兰博基尼快了整整6秒 That's what? Six seconds off the Lambo's time. That's...
令人不可思议的是,这优势肯定都是在直线上形成的 And the incredible thing is it must've made it up in the straights.
我了解,因为我两辆车都试驾过 All that time. Cause i know. I drove both cars.
兰博基尼在弯道中快了不少 The Lambo's faster through the corners.
直道真的是风之子抢眼的地方.1分23秒 That's where it has the power. 1:23.
我真的觉得这个成绩在我们这一季中都不会被击败了 I honestly can't see that being beaten throughout the entire series.
这就是圈速榜的顶峰了 I think we've peaked.
我同意,不过.. Neither can I. But...
如果你觉得你的车还会比那更快 If you think you've got a car which is faster than that.
也许你改装过 Perhaps you've tuned it.
听起来可能不可思议,不过呢 Implausible I know. But, there you go.
如果你真觉得你有这么一辆车,请联系我们吧 If you think you have, why don't you get in touch.
你可以使用手机短信 You can either use text messaging.
当然你必须得有个移动电话 Which you have to have a cellular telephone for.
或者用翎毛笔给我们写信 Or write to us using a quill.
或者登陆我们的网站 Or go on an internet.
好的 Right.
有流言说 There is a story going round
如果一辆车通过测速摄像头时 that says if a car goes fast enough
开的足够快 past a speed camera,
当摄像头为了验证车速而第二次闪光时 when the second flash goes off and it needs that to verify the speed...
你的车会在摄像头里消失.它的速度足够快 the car won't be there. It's going so fast...
它可以在那一瞬间消失于镜头中 it will have left the shot entirely.
那么,以科学的名义 So in the name of scientific endeavour...
并在可控的环境之下 and under controlled circumstances...
我们测试了一下,所以你就无需亲自测试了 we had a go, so that you don't have to.
需要的东西应有尽有了 WE've got together everything we need to do this.
赛道,当然是直线赛道 A piece of track. Straight, obviously.
一台测速摄像头 We've got a speed camera.
哦,还有一辆超快的车 OH, and a really fast car.
还有驾驶它的Stig And the Stig, to drive it.
本田思域Type R Honda Civic Type R.
很多人都有这种车 Lots of people have got these.
0-60英里加速时间为7.2秒 It'll hit 60 miles and hour in 7.2 seconds
极速是时速146英里 and go on to a stop speed of 146 miles an hour.
这种速度能够击败摄像头吗? But will that be enough to beat the camera?
那时有多快? So how fast was that?
我拿到了照片,当时的时速是129英里 Well, i've got the pictures back. It was 129 miles an hour.
这是第一次闪光时摄下的影像 And, uh, here's the results of the first flash.
那辆时速129英里的本田思域 And there's a Honda Civic doing 129 miles an hour.
清晰可见 Plainly in shot.
第二次闪光.. and... then the second photograph.
仍然被摄入了,所以129英里每小时还是不够快 Still, there, so 129 isn't fast enough.
那次没成功,不过我们没有放弃 That won't do. But we didn't give up.
我们又测试了一次,稍后节目里播出 We had another go, and we'll do that later on.
好的 Good.
Top Gear 第1季第1集 (2002年10月20日) 吃烧饼不掉芝麻 原创翻译 English Subtitle: Finalgear.com
很多喜剧演员成名时,他们会买.. When most comedians-cum-actors make it to the big time, they buy themselves...
..一辆好车 a big type car.
比如说,罗温·阿特金森(憨豆先生)买了一辆迈凯轮F1 Rowan Atkinson for instance bought himself a McLaren F1.
史蒂文·库根买了一辆法拉利355 Steve Coogan, a Ferrari 355.
还有诺曼·威斯登 Norman Wisdom,
额..算我没说 oh well, forget that one.
我们今晚的嘉宾,当他成名的时候 Anyway, our guest tonight, when he made it to the big time, he bought...
他买了一辆这个.准备好了? one of these. Are we ready?
好的,看好.. Right. Here we go.
上眼！ Look at that.
这是一辆沃克斯豪尔 骑士 敞篷版！ It is, a Vauxhall Cavalier Convertible.
显然这位仁兄无时无刻不让人们发笑 Plainly this guy was devoted to making people laugh...
就连去超市买菜的路上也不例外 even when he was on his way to the supermarket.
要不要见见他? Shall we meet him?
女士们先生们,欢迎哈里·恩菲！ Ladies and gentlemen, Harry Enfield
看在上帝的份上,到底什么驱使你去买那辆车的?！ What in God's name possessed you to buy one of those?
其实它很可爱的,骑士的可靠性也很出色 It's actually a lovely car. Very reliable motor, the Cavalier.
不过我确实感觉到有点..额..你懂的..因为我开始小有名气 But I did feel like, bit of a... you know, because i'd sort of become slightly famous and...
我觉得..这辆车是我唯一的一辆敞篷车 you find yourself... It's the only convertible i've had...
因为我一直住在伦敦,在伦敦的大街上等红灯时 At the lights, in the middle of London, cause i've always lived in London.
正潇洒惬意地敞篷兜风,在红灯下等待 You're sort of in the lights, and you got the roof down.
在你车前过马路的人就会朝你鄙视一眼,笑道 And, uh, people crossing the road in front of you, may look in, may see you, and say,"ooh yeah"...
"嘿嘿哈哈哈哈".. *laughter*
你也动弹不得,因为红灯还没过 And you're just stuck there cause the light's red.
还有件事 Now, look...
这有一本杂志 Here, there's a magazine...
名叫《敞篷车友志》 The, uh, Convertible Correspondence
里面提到沃克斯豪尔骑士车友俱乐部 The... Vauxhall Cavalier Convertible owner's club
里面还有你的名字 You were, i know, you... you appeared in this.
这是我最感兴趣的部分.你的名字是在"名人车主"栏里面 And this is my favourite bit. Under famous owners.
杂志里经常有的这么一栏 An occasional feature.
不过自从你买了之后就没有人上榜了！ They haven't been able to find anyone since you got one
而且你还说它比宝马还好 and you said, it was like.. it was better than a BMW.
-真的么? -可不是嘛 -Did I? -Yeah.
那么它就是确实比宝马还好呗 Well, I think it is. Better than a BMW.
制作优..是吧 Fine han... yeah.
你觉得它哪儿比宝马强了? Which bit of it did you think was better than a BMW?
额,我觉得.. Well, I think I thought it...
价钱肯定是比宝马强吧 The price was better than a BMW.
不无道理 Fair point.
有趣的是,额.. Interestingly, um...
当你决定和骑士说再见的时候 when you decided that it was time to part with the Vauxhall Cavalier Convertible.
那时你更加有名了 You were getting even more famous at the time.
你居然又退了一步 You went backwards...
而买了一辆罗孚200 ...and bought a Rover 200.
没错 Yes, yes I did.
再问一次,看在上帝的份上,到底什么驱使你去买那辆车的?！ Again, what in God's name possessed you to do that?
因为我们很多的工作都得在伦敦苏活区里做 Because, most work in our industry is done in Soho...
在苏活区里就有一家罗孚经销商 and there is a shop in Soho that sells Rovers.
所以我就去提了一辆罗孚车 So, I went in there and... and bought the Rover.
对不起,你说的是苏活区? Forgive me, Soho?
它在公园大道的边上 It's close to Park Lane, on which...
记忆中那条路上有阿斯顿·马丁和捷豹的经销商 by memory there's Aston Martin, Jaguar...
还有宝马,雷克萨斯,迈凯轮 BMW, Lexus, McLaren...
还有玛莎拉蒂经销商等等 Masera... and so forth.
恩 Right.
那么多经销商你可以选啊！ You could've gone to anyone of those shops.
你为啥偏选了罗孚那家 Not to the Rover one...
还买了辆罗孚200 and bought a Rover 200...
-那车可不太.. -不过罗孚经销商就在苏活区里面 which wasn't... But the Rover were in Soho...
其它的那些都离苏活区有半英里多呢,所以.. and they're about half a mile away. And you know then...
所以同样的原因,你又把罗孚换成了Metro? So, is this why you swapped the Rover for a Metro?
对,在一个地方卖 Yeah, same place.
当你出门时 When you go round to say...
去会见憨豆先生或者别人 see Rowan Atkinson or whoever
你开着你那个破骑士 at the time in your Cavalier
或者是破罗孚或者是破Metro or your Metro or your Rover...
他们就没说过,"哈里,这个.." Did, they say,"Harry..."
他们就没劝过你啥? Take you on one side? Try to give you some advice.
没有.额,其实只有一次 No, i'm afraid, but, in fact, it did actually happen once...
我从来没跟人说过 though I never talk about, sort of...
那是一个我至今还是 thing of it, but I do have a...
在脑里挥之不去的记忆 abiding memory in my head of...
我开着车去别人家 driving round someone's... house.
听起来可能就是演艺圈那点破事,不过这是唯一一次 It sounds very showbiz-y, but this is the only time it's ever happened...
当时罗彼·考特拉尼,史蒂芬·弗莱和休·劳瑞都在 and Robbie Coltrane was there and Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie...
他们的车都巨棒 and they all had nice cars.
结果我开着我的骑士车 And I arrived in my Cavalier
而且那时候他们都在外面享受美好天气 And they were all outside, it was a nice day and they
我们互相谈论自己的车 were all talking about each other's cars and...
他们看着我,我看着他们..╮(╯_╰)╭ and they looked at me, and I looked at them.
结果就没人再提车了 And no one ever mentioned it.
没人再提了 Just no one ever mentioned it.
就当那辆车从来没出现过一样 No one ever mentioned the car, none of them, ever.
说回来,你现在的车是什么? Anyway, what have you got now?
是一辆奔驰旅行车 Lexu... umm, now we've got a a Mercedes estate, yes.
真漂亮 Very nice. Very nice.
非常小 It's very small.
然后呢? And?
车很小.我妻子还有辆迷你 It's too small... And now my wife's got a Mini.
挺不错的 Very good.
你有没有见过这个 Have you seen this?
恩,我真想要那辆车,那是一辆沃尔沃 Yes, um, I want that car, it's called a volvo
我也想要一辆 I want that car.
它有7个座椅,而且.. It's got seven seats, and..
有张图片,让我们在屏幕上瞧瞧 Oh there's a picture, look it's on the screen.
这就是那辆沃尔沃.我不能开,因为我妻子喜欢开车 the volvo, cause i'm not allowed to drive, because my wife, likes to drive.
所以我就只能坐在边上 So, i have to sit in the, other thing and I...
在我们现在的车里 at the moment I sit in our...
我坐成这样,气囊就这么顶着 car like this with an airbag here.
而这辆车看起来很阔气 This one... looks very big.
我想要这个或者是宝马那个 I either want this or the BMW one...
宝马那辆我们试过,非常棒 which we tried out, it's fantastic.
宝马那个别想 No you don't.
-那个很优秀！ -我保证你千万别买宝马 It's great it's fantastic. I assure you, you don't want...
而且那辆车对于我老婆来说最合适 因为她满头金发并且住在诺丁山 And it's the ideal car for my wife to drive cause she's got blonde hair and we live in Notting Hill.
那里的人们都开这种车 And that's the car... people drive.
你今天过来不是为了闲聊的 You're not just here to chat today.
不是吗? Aren't I?
不是,今天早些时候 No, because earlier today, erm...
我们让你干了一件事 We had you doing some work.
哦,对了！ Oh, yeah.
没错.这个想法是 Absolutely. You see the thing is, every week...
每一周,我们都有一个桥段,名字叫做 we are gonna run an item called...
"明星廉价车" A Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
现在我们有明星了,所以我们就需要 We got the star, obviously, what we then needed...
一辆"廉价车"了 was a reasonably priced car.
我们跟现代谈过,他们不同意 Now we talked to Hyundai... they said no.
我们跟尼桑谈过,他们不同意 We talked to Nissan, they said no.
我们跟大宇谈过,他们也不同意 We talked to Daewoo, they said no
然后我们去跟铃木谈,他们说 Then we talked to Suzuki, and they said...
没问题,选利亚纳吧 sure, have a Liana.
售价只需9995英镑 9,995 pounds... on the road.
那里就有一辆 In fact it's over there. There it is.
多么漂亮的车啊！ and what a beauty it is.
我见过的"最漂亮"的一辆车 The most beautiful car I've ever seen.
"存世经典" in the world.
必须的 Absolutely.
然后每一周的节目里 And the idea is, is that every week...
我们请来的明星都要驾驶那辆车在我们的测试赛道上跑圈 our star, will take that round our test track...
比较一下那位明星开的有多快 see how fast he or she can do it.
然后我们把单圈成绩放在圈速榜上 And then we'll post that time on a board...
每一季结束之后,我们就可以评选出 and at the end of the series, we'll be able to name...
英国最快的明星司机 Britain's fastest celebrity.
问题是,我们当然不会让你 Trouble is, of course, err, we weren't gonna let you out...
第一个去跑圈,我必须要先做个榜样 without going out first of all, I had to try it
并且带上另外那两个人.看看效果吧！ with the other guys and, uh, this is what happened.
出发！ GO!
我的天爷啊.. Ooh, my Lord, there's...
看看这速度,没怎么着呢就开到37英里每小时了 God, look at the speed, we're doing 37 before we...
时速34英里 34 miles an hour.
快看快看,情况不错哎 Now, looks at this, look at this, it's going well.
我又一次驾驶过一艘超级油轮 I once drove a supertanker...
和这个感觉差不多 that was a bit like this.
要滑出去.. We're going off, were going off...
我们滑出赛道了.. We're off... we're off the track and...
车漆蹭上赛道了 Little bit of track with us there.
烤个漆要多少钱? How much is a paintjob?
最后我们还原了赛道 Anyway, we got the tracking fixed...
还修了变速箱 and the gearbox.
我跑出了1分50秒的单圈,而且还加上后排坐的那个二胖子杰森 And I posted a time, even with big Jason in the back, of 1:50.
现在我们正在剪辑你的单圈画面 erm... now, we're currently cutting you lap...
将在节目稍后播出 in the edit suite, we'll be showing it later.
你觉得你的表现如何? How fast do you think you might've gone?
不知道 I don't know.
不知道? You don't know?
只知道开得很快 But it was very fast.
-是嘛? -恩 -Was it? -Yeah.
我忘了下一段节目是什么,哦,对了 But I can't remember what comes next. Oh I know...
我们要开车挑战测速摄像头 We're gonna see if we can get that car to go through a speed camera.
我们要尝试击败摄像头 We're gonna try and beat a speed camera.
那你是想让我呆在这儿还是走掉? So do you want me to stay here or go?
坐您的,撸起袖子瞧好吧 No, have a seat, roll your sleeves up.
想喝点什么吗? Would you like a drink?
好啊 Yeah.
放松 Chill.
早先的节目里,以科学的名义之下 Earlier on, in the name of scientific endeavour...
我们测试了开车可不可能快过测速摄像头的反应速度 we tried to see if it was possible to go fast enough to be a speed camera.
我们用了一辆本田思域Type R, 时速达到129英里 We used a Honda Civic Type R. It did 129 miles an hour...
不过在第二次闪光时,摄像头还是捕捉到了这辆车 and it was still there for the second flash.
你可能会想用这辆车就可以搞定了 You might think this thing would be the one to do it in...
不过不行,这只是辆模型车 it wouldn't. It's only a pretend model.
最高只能开到20英里每小时,这可没门儿.所以我们找了一辆更快的车 20 miles an hour, tops. So, we got hold of a faster car.
好的 Right then.
这辆奔驰CL55 AMG没准儿值得一试 This should be worth a go, the Mercedes CL 55 AMG.
它售价8万9千英镑,不仅和一栋房子一样贵 At 89,000 not only does it cost as much as a house...
也和一栋房子一样大 it's nearly as big as one.
不过0-60加速依然可以在4.7秒内搞定 But it'll still do 60 miles an hour in 4.7 seconds...
它以时速155英里跑一天就和你的车跑30英里每小时一样容易 and it'll cruise all day at 155 as easily as your car will do 30.
这够不够呢?让我们拭目以待 But will that be enough? Let's find out.
出发吧！ Go on then.
摄像结果在这里 Well, we've got the pictures back.
时速是148英里 And here they are, 148 miles an hour...
额,天啊 and, oh dear.
第一次闪光,它在镜头里 There he is in the first one, and...
第二次闪光仍然在 still there in the second one.
还是不够快 That isn't fast enough.
我们将继续尝试 - 绝对会继续尝试的 We're gonna have to try and go even faster. And we're gonna do that...
本期节目我们已经告诉您如何廉价购买家用两厢车 Okay, so far in the program we've shown you how to save money on a family hatchback...
我们希望能告诉您如何少花超速罚款 we're trying to save you some money on speeding fines...
如果你再超速狠点儿,你就有可能不吃罚单 by showing you that if you speed up you can get round them.
现在我们将要介绍最有用的省钱妙计 And now we're gonna give you the biggest money saving tip, of them all.
最近在报纸上和收音机上经常有消息说 There's been a lot of talk in the newspaper and on the radio these past couple of weeks...
有人的车,或者说是"柴油车",是烧植物油的 about people running their cars, their diesel engined cars I should say, on vegetable oil.
英国北部的一家超市"火车店" There's been so many people trying it that up north, one supermarket train...
对不起我说的是"连锁店" 他们都开始预估向个人卖出的可观的食油销售量了 err, chain, is now rationing the amount of oil, that it will sell to individuals.
问题是,尽管你完全可以用食用植物油驱动汽车 Now the thing is, is that you can run a car on vegetable oil.
只不过燃烧质量和效率一般 It's not completely brilliant.
不过,和我一同在这里的是杰森·泰勒 However, i've been joined, here by Jason Taylor.
你认为使用一点点添加剂就能改善燃油质量,是吧? You reckon you've got a little additive that makes the whole thing better, yeah?
-没错 -我们这里的是一些普通的植物油对吧? Yeah. So, what we've got here is some, normal vegetable oil?
这是一家墨西哥餐厅用剩下的菜油 That's used vegetable oil from a mexican restaurant.
-用剩下的? -用过的,没错 -Used? -Used, yeah.
为啥是用剩下的? Why used?
额,我们研究出这种油会给引擎提供更大的动力 Well, we find it gives it a bit of better power to the engine.
是嘛！不过这里的这些固体残渣.. Really? there's all these bits so
我们肯定要把这些先滤掉了 we have to strain those out obviously.
拿过来.. Put that over here.
只是一种普通的布料 one of these Jay cloths, okay?
倒进来.. And in we go.
过滤布会把残渣滤掉 So that'll collect the bits.
看好 Look at that.
你觉得这就行了? and you reckon this'll work?
这就像炼金药一样 Yeah it's like golden elixir that stuff.
运行时车里会有味道吗? Does it make the car smell a bit?
额..它这个..不同的饭店的味道是不一样的,你能辨别出来 It, er, it is actually... the different restaurants, you can tell what you're running it on.
那如果车烧这种油,车里的味道会和油的原产地相似? So, if we run a car on this, it's gonna smell... essence of where it came from?
恩 Yeah.
好的,现在已经过滤完毕了 Okay, that's in there like that. Fine.
你们的研究结果说要在这里加些什么东西呢? Now, what have you worked out you have to add to that?
好的,我们要让它更给力一点 Right, well just to make it a bit, a bit more runnier,
要加入一些溶剂 you add a solvent.
这个实验我们加入的是非煤油基溶解油 And for this experiment, we've got a non-kerosene based white spirit.
因为税的原因我们不能加入煤油基溶解油 It has to be non-kerosene based for tax reasons.
要加多少呢? Okay, and how much do we have to put it?
每97毫升的植物油 err... In, in a liter, in 97ml of...
就要加入3毫升的那玩意儿 err, vegetable oil, you put 3ml of that in there.
差不多这些吧.倒在里面.. so that's about that much? Okay, let's put that in there.
加好了 Okay? So we add that.
然后搅拌一下 Okay? And then we, uh, whisk it up.
其实你不需要搅拌它 Well, actually, you don't really need to risk, err, whisk it, but...
这就行了? So is that ready to go now?
这就行了,不过至少还要再等它沉降一周左右 That's ready to... Well no, you should let it stand for at least a week or so.
一升这种油的成本是多少呢? And how much does that cost? For a liter?
不含税大约3便士 About 3 pence, plus the tax.
还需要缴税? Oh, you have to pay tax?
如果你不向税务局报税的话是3便士,如果你保税的话 If you didn't tell the Excise & Customs, that's 3p, if you do tell them...
你当然需要报税了 You have to tell them.
当然你必须报税 Okay, ye... of course, you have to tell them.
必须报税哦！ You have to tell them.
税钱多少呢? Right. And... how much are they gonna charge.
税钱要26便士,不过具体的要向当地税务局查询 err, 26 pence, but check with your local Customs & Excise office.
当然要填写表格什么的,不过成本大约是29便士一升 That's about 29p a liter. You've got to fill a couple of forms in.
一升只要29便士 29p a liter.
需不需要改装引擎呢? Just run through, do you have to modify the engine.
不需要 No.
任何老柴油机都可以? Just any old diesel will do?
恩 Yeah.
完全没问题? And you can... and it's fine?
恩 Yeah.
性能方面呢? Performance?
和普通柴油引擎一样,甚至更好 The same as diesel, maybe even better.
你认为我们把这个倒在柴油车的油箱里,车就能跑? And you reckon we could tip that into a diesel car and it would work?
恩 Yeah.
试试看呗！ Gotta give that a go, haven't we?
这是一辆沃尔沃740 This is a Volvo 740.
车头有一台柴油引擎,车尾有个油箱 In the front there's a diesel engine, and in the tank in the back...
油箱里没油,是空的.不信听好.. nothing. It's empty. Listen.
来启动引擎 Start the engine.
无法启动,没有油 Can't start the engine. No fuel.
我们也可以验证一下 And we can verify that. Look.
这是一名独立的评审员 Here we have an independent adjudicator...
巴尔,你可否验证一下油箱里完全没有燃料? Bal, you'll verify there's nothing in there?
完全没有,我们抽走了25升油,现在油箱里全空了 Nothing in the tank. We've drained off 25 liters, it's completely empty now.
好的.现在我们走到车尾 Right. Brilliant. Well, if we go round the back...
看看后备箱 and look in the boot.
这是一个很大的容器 We find a big container...
装满了麦克莱斯菲尔德市El Rio餐厅的植物油 full of vegetable oil, from El Rio's in Macclesfield.
我们加入了一些溶解油 Now, we've added a splash of white spirit and, Bal...
巴尔将把燃料注入油箱内 is going to pour, that into the tank.
它现在由食肉改成食草了 Now, it's been converted from a carnivore, into a herbivore.
不过,柴油引擎嘛,不能就这么发动 But of course, being a diesel, you can't just start it. You have to...
要先给系统放气.这活儿你已经做完了么,巴尔? bleed the system first, which you've just done, yes, Bal?
放完气了? System bled?
没有气塞了?好的.盖上引擎盖 No airlocks in there? good, lets close the bonnet.
请坐进来 If you wanna step in.
看看它能否启动 And lets see if it starts.
如果它能启动,我真的会震惊 If it does, I shall be astonished.
太棒了！ That's amazing.
开走吧！ Go! Go!
一加仑只需要1.5英镑,而且效果显著 One pound fifty a gallon and it's working.
而且现在它还在外面跑着呢 It's actually, I mean, still going round out there.
它够不够环保呢? And is it, is it green?
环境问题?当然非常环保 Environmental? Oh, apparently so, yeah.
哈里,重磅消息,你的单圈剪辑完毕了 Anyway, Harry, big news, your lap has been edited.
我们要不要看看? Do you wanna have a look?
当然 Yes please.
有没有人想看哈里的单圈? Who'd like to see Harry's lap?
好的,我们来看看 Okay, here we go.
希望我别撞死 hope I don't die.
就位,预备,出发 Ready, steady, go.
还会打滑呢 It might skid.
现在加速到时速30英里 Up on 30 miles an hour.
现在是40英里 now I'm going... at 40 miles an hour.
50.. 50 miles an...
啊呀呀.. Blimey.
好了,这个应该..绕过来.. There, oh yeah. That's supposed to be, take that down...
哇嘿.. wahey... And...
完美控制 nicely controlled.
轻踩刹车 Little foot on the brake, little tidy bit...
挂二档 and, into second.
太有爱了 Lovely.
二档过弯 Take it round into second.
我能感觉到车在减速 Yes, i can feel some kind of braking thing happening there.
我居然还能踩刹车哎！ Me braking the car.
刚才有点失控了 Hey, I lost control of that.
太好玩了 Nice. That was fun.
冠军来也.. And the winner...
总共1人比赛.. in a race of one.
有一些画面我想重提一遍 And there are a couple of things I gotta bring up on that.
某一个弯角,我觉得是巴卡拉弯 On one of the corners, I think it was Baccarat Bend there...
车尾居然甩出去了! the tail was out.
你个伪君子,别忘了你跑圈的时候,车整个冲出去了 You're a bit of a hypocrite, you came off the bloody circuit.
我的意思是 I know, I'm saying.
这是表扬你呢！ This is praise.
这是褒奖? Oh, this is a good thing?
这可是嘉奖！ It's a good thing.
这是表扬你的话！你还开着这些 It's a good thing. I mean, here I was...
破骑士,破Metro和破罗孚200,我还以为.. Cavalier convertible, Metro, Rover 200. I assumed...
老实说,我还以为你会很差劲的 Father of three. I assumed that you'd be useless.
我确实很差劲啊！ Well I was useless.
-一点也不差劲！ -这车很不错,因为.. No, but you weren't. But it's a very nice car because...
当你踩下刹车的时候 put your foot on the brake and it...
它一点也不打滑,它会嘚嘚嘚嘚... it doesn't skid really. It goes dh-dh-dh-dh-dh...
它配备ABS防抱死系统 It's got that, ABS braking thing.
-很明显它很起作用 -在三档时还会"咿咿咿"地叫,因为它半天进不去四档 Clearly, that'll do, yes. So you go... in third, because it doesn't really go in fourth...
不过车很不错,绝对属于我心目中的优良车型之一 But, it's very nice. That's what I call a proper A-B car.
想知道你的单圈有多快吗? Wanna know how fast it was?
我觉得..要不要先猜猜? I reckon... should i guess?
榜首是1分48秒,我的成绩是1分50 That was 1:48, I was 1:50.
1分47秒? 1:47.
有个坏消息了 I've got some disappointing news for you.
噢,不.. Oh no.
哈里·恩菲 Enfield...
先把名字写上,而且你是我们史上首位 I'll just put you up here. you're the very first...
廉价车明星 star, in a reasonably priced car.
哈里·恩菲,成绩是.. Enfield...
2分零1秒 2:01.
只比我的成绩慢了11秒而已 And that's only eleven seconds off the pace and...
根本不算太差 that's not bad.
我日日夜夜都在那里练呢 I've been driving around there all day.
放在这里 Yeah, you get... put your... there.
女士们先生们,欢送哈里·恩菲！ Ladies and gentlemen, Harry Enfield.
Top Gear 第1季第1集 (2002年10月20日) 吃烧饼不掉芝麻 原创翻译 English Subtitle: Finalgear.com
好的 现在要介绍一下汽车交易内情 Right. time now for some insider dealing.
杰森,这周又有什么消息? Jason, what've you got for us this week.
首先说说迷你,这对于哈里可是个好消息 Well, first of all the Mini. So, great news for Harry...
在他那杯具的用车史的最后 at last, after his appalling and rather bad luck with cars...
他终于买了一辆好车,真是好消息 he's bought one, that's good news.
这款车已经上市快12个月了 erm... The car's been out for about 12 months now and the first of those cars...
第一批的车型已经开始在在各种二手车交易信息中出现 are actually starting to be listed in Glass's Guide and CAP.
而令人不敢相信的是,这一款,也就是迷你1型 And incredibly, the basic model, the Mini One, which is this one...
新车售价只要1万英镑 err, was just on 10,000 pounds when it was new.
而现在,它作为二手车,能买到1万零5百英镑 Today that car, as a used car, is worth 10,500.
所以你开了一年 You could run on for a year?
开了1万英里,而卖出去居然还赚? 10,000 miles, and sell it for more than you paid for?
还能挣5百英镑 And make your profit, 500 pounds.
这种情况有时候会在法拉利或者保时捷那种昂贵车型上出现 I mean that sometimes happens with expensive cars, isn't it? Ferraris and Porsches.
没错,这么便宜的车很难有这种情况发生 Yeah... but, something this cheap, I mean, just, doesn't happen.
太震惊了 That's astonishing.
想想我现在有多爽 think how sick I'm feeling.
应该批发一车库的迷你车就对了 Should've bought a whole... dozen of them.
问题是..额..额..额.. I mean the problem is... after... is... they've... just... is...
在美国迷你车也是这样受欢迎 The same thing is happening in America, they've just...
迷你海运过去2万辆车,结果多长时间内就卖完了来着..? shipped 20,000 over there. They've sold that in...
15分钟而已 well, 15 minutes, I mean, you know?
很难相信.15分钟,全都卖光了 Ridiculous. All gone. Yeah
这真是迷你的巨大的成功 So, wh... it really has been a success.
-还有什么消息? -额,说说斯巴鲁 -What else is there? -Well Subaru...
人人都知道涡轮增压版的斯巴鲁翼豹 Everyone knows the Impreza Turbo, um...
当它刚刚上市的时候,外形真的相当好看 when the car first came out, it was a great looking car.
不过不幸的是,我们都只记住了这个很难看的版本 But that's the one we remember unfortunately, the ugly basta...
-现在的全是这个样? -没错 -That's the one we've got now? -That's the one we've got now.
这一款只上市了不到3年 But that car's only been out, for just under 3 years.
不过业绩惨淡,斯巴鲁意识到了这外形必须得改一改 But it's been doing so badly that Subaru realised they had to change the way the thing looks.
明年二月(2003年)斯巴鲁将推出升级版 They've actually got a facelift coming out in February of next year.
这消息人人都知道 Which everybody knows about.
人人皆知.问题是,斯巴鲁还有一堆这个货的库存 Everybody knows about. The problem they've got, is that they've got stacks of these.
他们必须采取点措施.他们想出的办法是 So they're gonna do something about it. And what they're doing is they're taking
减价3000英镑 3,000. 3,000 off the price of these cars.
那么现在售价多少了呢? So how much is it now?
18995英镑,你就能买到一台全新的翼豹,带涡轮增压 18,995. You can buy a brand new Subaru Turbo...
这消息有准儿吗? -Seriously , they will do that?
你走进经销商,说"我要提三千辆车" You walk in, you just go,"I want 3,000 of that."
他们眼皮都不眨一下,就会说"马上来"..? They go," Certainly, sir."
厂家减价3000英镑,还不包括任何的折扣和讲价 They've dropped it by 3,000. That's before you do any discount and negotiation.
最多你只需花18995英镑 The most you'll pay for one is 18,995.
然后车就会变得漂亮.. And then there'll be a new pretty...
我是说,你买下来,朝着头灯踢两脚 I mean, you could just buy that, kick it in the headlights and make it look
然后它就好看多了 better anyway... and then you...
如果你想买新车,这当然好 Good news if you wanna buy a new one.
价格便宜到家了.不过问题是 They are so cheap. But the problem is...
如果有新车降价 that when something new drops in price...
二手车市场也会受到影响 you've got to reflect that in the used car values as well.
不过我又没有二手斯巴鲁要卖,关我啥事? Yeah, but I haven't got a used Subaru, so why do I care?
如果你想买一辆二手斯巴鲁的话,现在别买 Because if you were gonna buy a used Subaru, you shouldn't.
等几个月 You should wait for a couple of months
等到新车的降价潮来到二手市场,那时你买二手车 Wait for these to flood the market, and you'll save yourself...
也会多省下几千英镑 another couple of grand on a used one.
太棒了.还有别的吗? Brilliant. What else?
XC90.
新款沃尔沃SUV The SUV. The ne... the new Volvo SUV.
11月份左右将进入英国市场 It's coming to the UK in about November time.
沃尔沃在这款车上犯下了一个致命错误 Volvo have made a major error with this car...
这车太出色了 because the car is just so good.
不过只限量生产3500辆 But they're only gonna make 3,500.
一整年在英国只有3500辆可卖 3,500 for the UK for the whole year.
把这个数字除以全国220个经销商 Now if you divide that by 220 dealers...
结果是一个经销商一个月只能销售1台车 It works out at about one car per dealer per month.
这可差得太离谱了 Which is nowhere near enough.
我有一天和沃尔沃的一个人聊天,他说 I was talking to someone from Volvo the other day, and he said well...
"我觉得我们总共只会生产5万台供全球销售" I think we're only gonna make 50,000.
我真是不敢相信 And I just thought, I can't believe that, cause...
他们的沃尔沃品牌就已经很流行了.现在他们又造了一辆越野车 they've got a Volvo. Pretty Popular. Make it an offroad car.
就算做越野车吧 Well, sort of offroad car.
这可双倍的流行了 And that's really doubly popular...
然后车内还配备三排7座椅 and then they're gonna put seven seats in it, three rows.
后备厢空间还能放下一只拉布拉多犬 Still space behind for a... labrador.
或者任何一种时髦的狗 Or any other sort of sloaney dog.
后排还有车载电视 And then they've got TVs in the back.
还有独立音响 They've got sep'arate hifi so you can listen to the
收音机、音响和磁带播放器可以通过不同座椅分别使用 tapes in the... little seats and stereo and err... radio in the front.
结果沃尔沃却想,"可能这种车不会卖出去太多" And the they said," Mmh, don't think we're gonna sell many of those."
而且价钱还比宝马X5便宜了1万2千英镑 Even though it's 12,000 pounds less than an X5.
坑爹啊 Potty.
哈里,留着你的迷你别卖,再去买一辆沃尔沃 So, Harry, hang onto your Mini and buy a Volvo...
你省下来的钱都够你再买一辆你那破骑士敞篷车了！ and you can save so much money you can buy the Cavalier back.
准确地说,近些年来 Mazda have made precisely...
马自达只生产出了两辆让人感兴趣的车型 two interesting cars in recent years.
一款是MX5跑车,是给女生和喜欢ABBA乐团的男生准备的 The MX-5 which is a sports car for girls and blokes who like ABBA.
另一款是RX7,性能卓越,不过外表愚蠢 And the RX-7, which was good, but a bit daft.
所以最近一条马自达新运动四门跑车的消息 So news of a new Mazda sports saloon...
对于草地滚球俱乐部里的那些老爷爷之外的人 已经提不起来什么兴趣了.. It's hardly gonna excite anyone outside of the Findlay Green Bowls Club.
..吗? Is it?
人们不是为了喜欢马自达而买马自达车 People don't buy Mazdas, because they desperately want
人们是为了.. a Mazda. They buy them because...
额,在那段特定的时间里,他们相当地不走运.. well, unfortunately for them at that particular time...
人们买马自达是因为它满足了他们的需求 it suits their needs.
这一点上,马自达有点像马桶吸盘 In that sense, Mazdas are like seat plungers.
你本不想要,不过有时你必须得置办一件 You don't really want one, but sometimes, you just gotta have one
如果你是一个害羞的暴露癖者,马自达就是你理想的车型 Mazdas are good cars, for shy exhibitionists.
你光着屁股开着它穿大街走小巷 You could drive one butt naked through any town in the world...
没有一个人会看你 and not an eye would be batted.
这就如隐形车一样 They're practically invisible.
新款马自达6需要有一个受人待见的外观 而它的外观看起来好的无话可说 The Mazda 6 needed an image, so it got one, and it looks fantastic.
马自达公开承认他们向宝马和大众偷过艺 Mazda confess quite openly to leaning over the shoulders and cribbing from BMW and Volkswagen.
不过他们没傻到直接抄袭一个就当做自己的产品 But they haven't been stupid enough just to turn out a straight copy.
完全没有 Oh no.
内饰看起来并不像一个德国设计的日本复制品 The interior doesn't look like a Japanese copy of a German design.
这完全是日本人的设计 This is a Japanese design.
他们使用的是自主的想法 They've used their own ideas.
而且各种升级可不仅仅是为了装点门面而已 And the changes are much more then merely cosmetic
这辆车,马自达真是下了苦功夫 They haven't messed around for this car.
他们可没有把老款马自达626改一改就当做新车发布 They haven't just tweaked the old 626 and launched it as an all new motor.
这是完全的一款新车,所以引擎自然也是全新的 This is entirely new. So, there's a whole new rage of engines.
这一款配备的引擎是2.3升4缸引擎 This is a 2.3 liter, 4 cylinder job.
数据上并不是那么出彩 The figures, really aren't that good.
纸面数据上,马力有166匹,也不赖 On paper it's about 166 brake horsepower.It's very interesting.
0-60加速时间为9秒 0-60 is claimed in 9 seconds.
等等 Ho hum.
不过纸面数据可远远不能说明问题 But that doesn't tell the whole story
重点在于,整车被精心调校,所以马力输出毫不间断 The point is it's tuned so that it's... a constant power delivery.
引擎处于中端,不过却源源不断地提供动力 It's mid-range. It's always there.
所以开起来感觉像是一台比实际上更大更懒散的引擎 It feels like a bigger, lazier engine than it really is.
还有这操控性 And then there's the handling which, well...
这么好的操控是从哪儿来的? where did this come from?
确定这是一辆马自达吗? This is a Mazda, yes? Are we quite sure?
它的转弯性能居然非常非常优秀 It goes round corners really, really well.
大把大把的抓地力啊 It just grips and grips.
就像整辆车都在引诱我再开得"野"一点 If anything it's encouraging me to misbehave.
而我尤其喜欢这一点 And I particularly like that.
太难以置信了！ This is incredible.
我真没想到它的驾驶感觉能够这么刺激 It is exciting to drive and I was really not expecting that.
太让人震惊了 It's just such a shock.
这就像突然发现,如约翰·梅杰(英国前首相)那样 外表陈腐平凡的人物,却有着耐克跑鞋一般的活力 Like discovering someone really grey and average like, like John Major, is a shagmeister.
不过有一个缺点倒是明显地说明了马自达的本质 One blip does make itself abundantly clear pretty quickly...
车内噪音还真是不小 It's quite noisy. As soon as you just
当你驶向一个方向,不管时间多长,不管速度多快 head off in one direction for any length of time with any speed on...
车内有很大的隆隆声和风声 there's a lot of road rumble and wind noise.
当你驶向高速路时,这就不太妙了 That's gonna be bad news when you get to the motorways.
价钱多少呢? So how much will it cost?
目前最便宜的宝马3系轿车要价18695英镑 Well the cheapest BMW 3 series is 18,695 quid.
那个价钱的配置,能有个遮阳板就不错了 and for that you'll be lucky if you get a sun visor.
这一款是顶配的马自达6,上面什么都有 This is the top spec Mazda 6. It's got everything on it.
而价钱只要17995英镑 And it'll cost you, 17,995 quid.
那么,性价比会使得那些米尔顿凯恩斯小镇的宝马发烧友们变心吗? So, will value for money, cure Milton Keynes man of his BMW addiction?
应该不会吧 Probably not.
不管怎样,这仍然只是一辆马自达 This, is still a Mazda.
人们对它的看法也仅限于一辆马自达 People will think of it, as a Mazda.
所以老实说,不管它有多么棒 So no matter how good it is, let's be honest...
法国南部那奢华和刺激的生活方式 the life of luxury and excitement in the south of France...
仍然无法接受这款马自达6 does not await the Mazda 6.
我真遗憾 I'm sorry.
对于马自达车主来说,生活永远都在纠结于M5高速公路、 For you it's gonna be a life of having up and down the M5.
M4高速公路、服务区、 The M4. Service stations.
和廉价旅馆 Cheap motels.
不过我至少有点心理安慰,因为我们为它进行了一次超强的测试 But it makes me feel good that at least we've brought it out here for a final, damn good thrashing.
在开始杯具的"车奴"生活之前,至少能够来场最后的疯狂 A final day out, a final fling before you begin your life of misery and servitude.
我也试驾过这辆车 Now i've driven this car...
我也不能够相信它居然能够如此之优秀 And I couldn't believe how brilliant it was.
它的感觉非常紧凑 It... it just feels so tight.
而尖锐有力,而且它还是辆马自达！ And sharp, and it's a Mazda.
可说是呢 I know.
而且价钱比宝马便宜700英镑,这就又省下了700英镑 And 700 pounds cheaper than a BMW, another 700 pounds saved.
而且动力更足,配置更多 With more power and more kit.
真是马自达的荣耀.好的,科学时间到 quite an achievement. Right, more science.
我们最后一次试验来探究 Final attempt at this. We've been trying to prove...
车到底能不能够比测速摄像头的反应快 Is it possible for a car to go fast enough to beat a speed camera?
目前为止我们只知道,想成功非常非常困难 so far all we've proven is that it's really, really difficult.
我们用了赛道,用了Stig驾车,车也是速度一流 We had a race track, a Stig to drive the cars, really fast cars...
不过还是没有成功.我们将最后试一次 haven't done it. We're gonna have one last go.
我承认,目前我们很失败 So far, yes I agree, we've failed.
不过可不能以"失败"作为结论.我们只需要一辆更快的车 But we haven't disproved the theory, just that we need a quicker car.
就像这辆 Something like this.
TVR 托斯卡纳S TVR... Tuscan S.
千万记住,如果没有一名专业的赛车手和专用的测试赛道 Remember this would be a crazy thing to do if we weren't using a professional racing driver...
这种事情疯子才会干 on our own test track.
没有闪光 No flash.
速度太快以致摄像头都没有闪光 It never went off. It was going so fast.
当时的时速超过170英里,摄像头完全无法捕捉 It was over 170 miles an hour. The camera never saw it.
真的? Seriously?
完全没错,我们证明了 Absolutely, so we've proven...
这确实是一项很傻的挑战,你需要2英里的直线赛道 It is a mug's game, you need two miles of track...
你还需要一辆能开到时速170英里的车 不过就科学的范畴来说.. you need a car that will do 170 miles an hour, but in the name of science...
我们成功了！ we did it.
以这个令人开心的消息作为结尾,节目结束的时间到了 And on that happy note we have to start winding up the show.
"素食"车还在赛道上跑着 The vegetarian car is still going round outside.
下周,我去威尔士测试一辆福特福克斯RS Next week, I go to Wales with an RS Focus.
"杰米罗奎尔"乐团主唱杰伊·凯作为廉价车明星 来挑战哈里·恩菲的单圈成绩 We've got Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay coming here to try and go faster than Harry Enfield.
还有.. And, you know...
你们经常能看见一些人骑着摩托车比赛能飞跃过多少辆公交车吧? You're always seeing people, with motorbikes try to see how many buses they can jump?
是吧? Yeah?
下周,我们要看看一辆公交车能够飞跃过多少辆摩托车 Well next week, we're gonna see how many bikes we can jump with a bus.
到时再见,大家晚安！ See you then, good night!
吃烧饼不掉芝麻 原创翻译 English Subtitle: Blayde