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There comes a time when every
friendship is put to the test.
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Yeah. Go ahead.
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Uh, who was the first man
in space?
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Yuri Gagarin. Next.
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Wow, I would have thought
it was Neil Armstrong.
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You thought wrong, Kate.
Next.
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Okay. Not sure
I like pub quiz Larry.
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I'm sorry. You're right, Kate,
okay? You're new.
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You haven't been around
me and Ben during pub quiz time.
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It's a charged atmosphere.
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Kind of like the Olympics
or world war II,
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but, you know, bigger.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Oh...
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- Ow.
- My back, my back, my back.
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I really thought my back
would be better today.
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Well, you know,
that's what happens, Connie.
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You know, as the body ages,
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it takes longer and longer
to snap back.
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Pretty soon it's easier to count
the good days than the bad.
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Do you have a bucket list?
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I do. Um, go to space,
have sex with an alien.
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Oh, wait.
That's yours.
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I got to stop showing Ben
my private things.
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You guys okay for drinks?
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Hi. What do you recommend?
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I don't know. Beer?
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Beer sounds incredible.
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Yeah, I'll take a beer too.
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Great.
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Oh, can I take a peek
at your I.D.?
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My I.D.?
Um, yes, you sure can.
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I'll have a beer too.
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Yes, I saw the hand signal.
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Oh!
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Well, that's nice.
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Connie, your back's
just making you feel old.
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Also I think your age
is making you feel old.
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I hope you're feeling better
for Tiffany's party on Sunday.
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Nothing is gonna
make me happier
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than showing all those
25-year-old girls
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how hot I look
in my new slutty dress.
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I don't want to go
to Tiffany's party.
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Who has a party on a Sunday?
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That is just
your back talking.
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I know what we should do.
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I got a free day at a spa
from one of the tenants.
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Why don't we go tomorrow?
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Mm-mm. I don't like spas.
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The nudity, laying on of hands,
John Tesh music.
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I love how you women
buy into the idea
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that a day at the spa
can reverse the aging process.
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Much like the famed
fountain of youth
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which was searched for
but never discovered by...
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Ponce de Leon.
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There it is. Up here.
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That is the kind
of trivia sharpness
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that makes us to the pub quiz
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- what Randy Matson is to...
- Shot-putting.
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Bang-a-rang.
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Wow. You guys
have become super boring.
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I don't think that's what
you'll be saying come Sunday
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when we are crowned
pub quiz champions
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for the fifth
consecutive year.
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I think that's exactly
what we'll be saying.
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See, Larry and I are like
any of the great historic teams.
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- You know, Pippen and Jordan.
- Exactly.
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- Where I'm Jordan.
- That doesn't make any sense.
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Anyway,
speaking of pub quiz,
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you are probably going to think
this is bad news,
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but please let me finish
before you say anything.
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- Nat Sax...
- Son of a bitch.
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..wants to meet with us tomorrow
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to ask us a couple of questions
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before he officially retains
our firm services.
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This guy, he invented
this new web browser.
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If we land him, it could be
huge for our careers.
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Nat Sax is full of it, okay?
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We met with him five times,
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and I know for a fact
that he's meeting
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with every other firm
in the city.
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Guys like him just get off
on people chasing him.
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As a man who is pursued
regularly for obvious reasons,
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I understand the allure,
all right?
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But this has gone too far.
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Yes, Nat might be
a little bit flaky,
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but I... I've got a good feeling
about it this time, okay?
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And don't worry. He said he
wants to keep the meeting short.
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That's what he said last time,
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and then I missed
my mother's birthday,
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which was fine, but I care about
the pub quiz deeply.
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The quiz isn't until 7:00.
We're meeting him at 2:00.
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We've got nothing
to worry about.
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You know what I really like
about you guys?
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I kind of feel like
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you already mentioned
a bunch of stuff.
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- For one...
- Ah, good. We're back to one.
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You guys have vision.
You work really hard.
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When I go off on my tangents,
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you do your best
to follow me.
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Plus you look kind of funny.
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There's a skinny one
and a fat one, and I love that.
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So, I guess
the only question left is
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are you guys feeling this too?
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- Yes.
- Okay. The skipper is in.
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How about Gilligan?
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Yes, I, uh, I am in.
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Gilligan is way in.
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Great. Well, I'm definitely
leaning towards you guys.
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It's just something's
not feeling perfect.
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Not sure what.
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Then how do we
make it perfect?
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In the next 20 minutes.
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You know what?
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Nothing's gonna feel perfect
in this stuffy office.
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Come on, guys.
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Is there anywhere else
you'd rather be?
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Well, since you asked, I would...
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aah, no, Nat, there is no place
I would rather be.
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♪ Our love is volatile, chemical ♪
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♪ anything but typical ♪
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♪ I want you badly ♪
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♪ love you madly ♪
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♪ I love you madly ♪
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"Mad Love: S01E09"
"Pub Quiz"
Original air date 18 April, 2011
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Sync & Corrections by MaxiZephyr
www.addic7ed.com
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So, Nat, one thing
I don't think we've mentioned
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is that our firm
is quite useful
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when it comes to writing up
company bylaws.
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That's interesting.
I think we need more champagne.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Aah, and there that is.
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What are we doing?
We're wasting time.
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We're missing the pub quiz.
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Larry, relax.
We are this close, okay?
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Can you just grit your teeth
and try, if you can,
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to suffer through
all of this free food
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and scantily-clad women who
don't speak a word of English.
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- Ladies.
- Hi. Hello.
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And this magnificent
city view, okay?
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I love that for you
that the magnificent view
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is always the topper.
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Listen, Ben, I want
this guy's business
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as bad as you do, okay?
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But I want it
during regular office hours.
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Well, we can't
just tell him that.
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No, obviously not.
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That's why when he comes back
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I'm gonna fake a chlorine
allergy and puke in the hot tub.
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It's not gonna be hard, man.
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I've had a ton of shrimp,
and it's really hot in here.
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I don't know why
I let you talk me into this.
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Oh, Connie, trust me, this
massage is gonna blow you away.
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Every square inch of you
is gonna get kneaded
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and prodded and pressed
and pummelled and pounded.
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But in a nice way.
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Or maybe I'll skip my massage
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and spend more time
drinking spa water.
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Mm.
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Cucumbery.
That's not weird at all.
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Will you relax?
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You're gonna love this.
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They told me
Terry is the best.
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She better be.
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You're a guy.
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I like to think so.
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So you can hang
your robe here
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and then you can lay down
face down on the table,
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and I'll be back in a moment.
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Okay.
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No.
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God. Oh, God.
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Oh...
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Oh. Still in the robe.
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The truth is, Terry,
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I'm just a teeny bit
self-conscious about all this.
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That's totally
understandable,
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but if it makes you
feel any better,
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I've been doing this a long time
and I've seen a lot of things,
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and you have nothing
to worry about.
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That sounds reassuring
in theory,
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but you haven't seen me yet.
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And what if you use
my old, disgusting body
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to reassure other clients that
they're not old and disgusting?
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What do you mean "if"?
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They told me you already
signed the release.
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Fine.
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I'll take it off.
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Get out.
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Wow. When you said
you like shrimp,
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I thought you meant
like a normal person.
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How have you not
thrown up yet?
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I don't know.
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So, um,
going on with our plan.
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I don't care about
your presentation.
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Okay.
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Today is all about
getting to know you guys.
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You know, the real yous.
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Like what would you be doing
if you weren't here with me?
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- Pub quiz. We'd be at pub quiz right now.
- Evaluating your tax exemption status.
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Larry, our client
certainly doesn't need to know.
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No, pub quiz sounds awesome,
whatever that is. I'm in.
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That is what
I'm talking about.
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And that is not
what I'm talking about.
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Oh...
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Good, right?
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Oh, my...
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My back is like, "wow,"
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my feet are like, "ah,"
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and my arms are like, "yeah."
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Somebody's body
is talking up a storm,
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and you know what?
I like what it's saying.
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And Terry said that
he thought I was in my mid-20s,
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because my skin was porcelain.
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Which I'm sure he says
to everyone.
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Which I'm sure he says
to no one, con.
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You're beautiful
and young and vibrant.
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And just because I sound
like a shampoo commercial
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doesn't make it
any less true.
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Okay, teams. Monroe's annual
pub quiz is about to begin.
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- Who's ready?
- Yeah!
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All right, this is it.
This is it, buddy.
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This is everything
we've worked for, okay?
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We do a lot
of lawyer stuff too.
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Computer science
is the first category.
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Uh-oh. Look out.
Computer science is my thing.
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The letters HTML
stand for what?
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We're dead.
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Calm down, okay?
We can figure this out.
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- You always panic.
- Okay, I'm not panicking.
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Let's break it out.
Okay, Internet.
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It's an Internet thing.
Starts with an "H."
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About, uh... Internet.
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"Hinternet."
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Yes, Larry, it's "Hinternet."
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Oh, that's right.
You're a computer guy.
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You must know this,
right, Nat?
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- I do.
- Awesome.
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Can you tell us?
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This is really what you guys
do in your free time?
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I mean, there's, like,
two girls here,
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and I'm pretty sure
they're together.
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No, this is just
a once-a-year kind of thing.
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We don't take it
very seriously.
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We need this, Nat.
Everything is riding on it.
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Fine. Here's a hint.
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The first word in HTML
begins with an "H."
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That's... oh.
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Oh, you know what?
You know what?
251
00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:37,906
I got it!
Hypertext Mark-up Language.
252
00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:40,839
Correct.
Point for Team Shaboom.
253
00:09:40,839 --> 00:09:42,992
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
254
00:09:44,854 --> 00:09:47,448
Yep. Those girls
are definitely together.
255
00:09:50,276 --> 00:09:51,506
Okay,
just try and relax.
256
00:09:51,506 --> 00:09:54,350
You did such a great job
on my friend Connie, by the way.
257
00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:55,830
She was, like, glowing
when she got out of here.
258
00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:57,293
Oh, Connie.
She's really lovely.
259
00:09:57,293 --> 00:09:57,783
Mm-hmm.
260
00:09:57,783 --> 00:09:59,161
She has the skin
of an 18-year-old.
261
00:09:59,161 --> 00:10:02,310
We're the same age,
actually.
262
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,889
Yeah.
263
00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:10,209
We really like to take care
of ourselves, you know.
264
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:13,013
Stay out of the sun
and eat the right foods,
265
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,906
moisturize.
266
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:18,907
Yeah.
267
00:10:18,907 --> 00:10:21,657
Oh, wow.
268
00:10:21,657 --> 00:10:24,175
What is it?
269
00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:27,220
Oh, nothing. You just got
a hair growing out of your chin.
270
00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:30,664
Wow.
It looks like a pig's tail.
271
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,435
A little gray pig's tail.
272
00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:39,912
What article of clothing
273
00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:42,295
was invented by
designer Mary Quant?
274
00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:43,403
Oh, the miniskirt!
275
00:10:43,403 --> 00:10:45,016
Womankind's
greatest achievement.
276
00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:47,846
Correct.
Another point for Team Shaboom.
277
00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,498
Okay, so what do you say, guys?
278
00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:50,470
How about we bust a move?
279
00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,982
Uh, no, how about we don't?
280
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:54,576
First off, because nobody's
done that since the '90s,
281
00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:57,473
and second of all,
because we're in the lead.
282
00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,544
It should be just
a couple more minutes, Nat,
283
00:10:59,544 --> 00:11:00,643
if you can hang in there.
284
00:11:00,643 --> 00:11:01,960
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
285
00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:05,582
Look, we should probably
wrap it up, Larry.
286
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,143
I mean, we can make up ground
tomorrow night in round two.
287
00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:09,545
Are you out of your mind?
We're on a roll.
288
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:12,021
He is close to signing, Larry.
I can feel it.
289
00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:15,831
The next question is in the
category of food and leisure.
290
00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:17,656
Food and leisure,
those are my two things.
291
00:11:17,656 --> 00:11:19,937
Okay, seriously, guys,
292
00:11:19,937 --> 00:11:23,478
I have exceeded
my lame quotient for tonight.
293
00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:26,800
What is the Japanese word
for the fifth taste?
294
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,793
Client wants to go, Larry.
We should probably hit it.
295
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:30,794
No, no, no, no.
I know this, man.
296
00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:33,127
It's, uh, uh, Tsunami.
Origami.
297
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:36,161
- It doesn't matter, Larry.
- Aah, Umami.
298
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:38,250
Team Shaboom
is going with Mr. Miyagi.
299
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:40,211
Incorrect.
300
00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:42,584
- Umami.
- Point to Team Frodo.
301
00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:43,596
No! I...
302
00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:46,154
Oh, man. Check that out.
You knew that one.
303
00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:48,137
Dude, why didn't you
call it out?
304
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:51,882
You know what?
You're a jackass.
305
00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:53,727
- Larr... Larry.
- No, no, no, no, Ben,
306
00:11:53,728 --> 00:11:56,112
this guy's been jerking us
around for five weeks now.
307
00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:57,002
Whoa. Whoa.
308
00:11:57,002 --> 00:11:58,871
Oh, whoa, whoa.
You're late for every meeting.
309
00:11:58,871 --> 00:11:59,740
You don't answer your phone.
310
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,732
You have the audacity
to serve shrimp
311
00:12:01,732 --> 00:12:03,428
without shrimp
cocktail sauce.
312
00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:05,847
I can put up
with a lot of stuff,
313
00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:07,180
but one thing
I won't put up with
314
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,036
is somebody messing
with my pub quiz.
315
00:12:09,036 --> 00:12:10,254
So if you want
to go that badly,
316
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:12,182
do us all a favour and go!
317
00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,617
Nat, he doesn't mean any...
318
00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:14,666
No, no, no, it's cool.
319
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,526
Totally got all the information
I needed on you guys.
320
00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:19,382
I'm gonna call
your bosses tomorrow
321
00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:21,789
and let them know how
this little meeting went.
322
00:12:26,314 --> 00:12:27,463
You're welcome.
323
00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:40,710
Potato pancake?
324
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:43,894
No, Larry, I don't want
a potato pancake.
325
00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,025
There's applesauce.
It's organic.
326
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:49,140
I just got off the phone
with the partners.
327
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,680
They wanted to know
why Nat Sax
328
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,745
says he's not gonna sign.
329
00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:52,689
Well, did you tell 'em
330
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,508
it's because Nat Sax
is an entitled,
331
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,695
obnoxious jackass?
332
00:12:56,997 --> 00:12:58,960
Yes, Larry,
that is exactly what I said.
333
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,747
And then they said,
"Oh, we didn't realize.
334
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,306
"So sorry to disturb you,
Ben.
335
00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:04,090
Please go back to sleep."
336
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,427
Good.
So problem solved.
337
00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:09,027
You should not
have done that, Larry.
338
00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:10,590
We're supposed to be
a team on this.
339
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,339
Remember you're Pippen,
I'm Jordan?
340
00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:14,898
Yeah, yeah,
maybe in backwards town.
341
00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:18,737
All this over a pub quiz,
Larry?
342
00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:20,963
It's not about
the pub quiz, Ben.
343
00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:22,142
Okay? I'm done.
344
00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:24,426
Life is too short
to chase this dude around
345
00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:25,431
for another five weeks.
346
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,853
What is five weeks?
347
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,302
You spent five months
348
00:13:28,302 --> 00:13:30,025
chasing that girl
from the Laundromat around.
349
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:31,374
And without
getting too graphic,
350
00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:34,042
that girl changed
my sexual appetite for life.
351
00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:38,067
Forget about this guy, Ben.
He's bad news, okay?
352
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,142
Listen, you are gonna
feel better tonight
353
00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:42,502
when you are sipping beer out of
the pub quiz championship cup.
354
00:13:42,502 --> 00:13:45,646
I'm not coming
to the pub quiz tonight, okay?
355
00:13:45,646 --> 00:13:48,441
I am gonna go finish the job
that we started.
356
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:50,461
What do you mean you're not
coming to the pub quiz?
357
00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:51,334
We're a team.
358
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:53,223
That's, um,
that's exactly what I thought.
359
00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:01,313
I'm trying to decide
between these two earrings,
360
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:02,799
but I don't know
if they're trashy enough.
361
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,694
What are you doing?
362
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,036
We have Tiffany's
young person party,
363
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:08,109
and now that I have
the skin of a 20-something,
364
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,449
I'm actually
excited about going.
365
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,073
I just don't really
feel like it,
366
00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:12,103
but you should totally go.
367
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:14,539
What?
I can't go by myself.
368
00:14:14,539 --> 00:14:16,667
I'm gonna be doing
all my weird dance moves,
369
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,899
and I'm gonna need you there
to support me.
370
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,384
Come on, Kate.
371
00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:21,630
You wanted to go yesterday,
372
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,152
and I'm feeling really good,
because...
373
00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,520
I know. As you mentioned
several times today,
374
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,836
the massage guy
said you looked young.
375
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,158
Porcelain.
376
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,453
You want to know
what he told me?
377
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,322
Nothing. Oh, except for that
I have a gray hair on my face.
378
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,170
Gray hair. On face.
379
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:38,920
Oh, really?
That's funny?
380
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,512
Oh, come on.
Humiliating stuff like that
381
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,063
happens to me all the time.
382
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:44,538
Like when we go out
and you get carded and I don't,
383
00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:45,980
or when college kids ask you
384
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,449
if you're in
their Poli-Sci class
385
00:14:47,449 --> 00:14:49,430
and they ask me
if I have candy in my purse.
386
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:53,452
They were drunk.
And wanted candy.
387
00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:57,038
Well, I am sorry
if the first time
388
00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,371
someone thinks
I'm the hot one
389
00:14:58,371 --> 00:14:59,329
you get so freaked out
390
00:14:59,329 --> 00:15:00,895
you're too scared
to get off the couch.
391
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:02,911
Too scared?
392
00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:04,485
The only thing I'm scared of
393
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,053
is getting sucked
into an airplane toilet,
394
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:08,489
and you know that.
I just don't want to go.
395
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,558
Oh, my God.
You are being such a baby.
396
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,961
Get up and get dressed.
397
00:15:13,962 --> 00:15:15,462
Now!
398
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:17,231
Fine. Jeez.
399
00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,866
Bossy.
400
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:19,867
Let me shave first.
401
00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:23,037
My legs.
402
00:15:30,544 --> 00:15:31,361
How long was that?
403
00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:32,995
Around 57 seconds.
404
00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:34,184
Oh, I'm losing my edge.
405
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,283
I used to be able to do
1:10, 1:15.
406
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,058
The world record
is 19 minutes, 21 seconds.
407
00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:40,653
I think I can get there.
408
00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:42,230
Whoa, whoa, Nat, Nat.
409
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:46,870
Look, this has been some really
impressive breath holding,
410
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,276
but, uh, what I've been
trying to tell you
411
00:15:48,277 --> 00:15:49,978
each time you dive under
412
00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:54,082
is that I feel really bad
about what happened last night,
413
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,951
and I hope that you will still
consider giving me
414
00:15:55,952 --> 00:15:57,519
a chance to represent you.
415
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,087
I'm not working
with your partner.
416
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,189
He yelled at me.
417
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:03,158
Well, he... he's not...
418
00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,193
Really my partner.
419
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:06,561
Oh, smart move, man.
420
00:16:06,562 --> 00:16:07,896
That guy doesn't present well.
421
00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:09,564
Besides,
partners are just bad news.
422
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:11,766
When I started my company,
I had two partners.
423
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:14,736
Now they're just two more guys
who are suing me.
424
00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:16,705
Which is why you need
a good law firm.
425
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:18,673
You know,
being alone is the best.
426
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:19,875
I mean, look at me.
427
00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:22,110
I got money.
I got these two ladies,
428
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,713
Kimiko, and...
And this lady.
429
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,114
Magnificent view.
430
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,117
And I got the view.
What else does a guy need?
431
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,253
Those are pretty much
the main things.
432
00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:32,921
You know, I like you.
433
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:35,757
I think I could get used to you
being my lawyer.
434
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,525
Well, that is great.
You know, I just happen
435
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:39,527
to have brought all
the signing documents with me.
436
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,096
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can get to that later.
437
00:16:41,097 --> 00:16:43,098
You know, I got a few more
questions for you anyway.
438
00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:44,566
Maybe we can
discuss it tonight.
439
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,535
Maybe we go
hit a few clubs.
440
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:50,038
Uh, sure. Yeah.
441
00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:52,440
I... I guess I could.
442
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:54,409
Great.
And since Larry's not with us,
443
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,256
we might actually
meet some women.
444
00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:00,149
You never know where your friendship
will truly be tested
445
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,057
Sometimes it's on the battlefield,
446
00:17:02,057 --> 00:17:05,307
other times it's in a hot tub
with a magnificent view.
447
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:08,376
You know what, Nat, uh...
448
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:11,479
On second thought,
449
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,949
I really don't want to go
to any more clubs or strip bars
450
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,217
or model parties.
451
00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,186
If you want to sign
these things, great.
452
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,154
I would be really glad
to work with you.
453
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:22,657
But I am done
chasing you around.
454
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:23,585
And if you do sign this,
455
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,985
you should know that Larry and I
are a package deal.
456
00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:27,318
He might not present well,
457
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,120
but he is smart
and he's loyal,
458
00:17:29,121 --> 00:17:31,289
and he knows people
better than I ever will.
459
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,724
And, unlike some people,
460
00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:36,761
he usually wears pants
to a meeting.
461
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:39,097
Usually.
462
00:17:44,336 --> 00:17:46,037
Can't believe
I'm doing this.
463
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,039
If someone says something
about my beard,
464
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,140
we are leaving.
465
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:50,241
It's gonna be
dark in there.
466
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:51,309
No one'll even see it.
467
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,078
I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.
468
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:57,048
Really?
469
00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:58,550
How young and hot are we?
470
00:17:58,551 --> 00:18:01,219
This might turn out to be
a good night after all.
471
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,321
I wasn't even gonna come,
but she convinced me.
472
00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:04,489
I did.
I told her it'd be fun.
473
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,624
I don't care.
474
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,030
Go, go, go.
Get out.
475
00:18:12,031 --> 00:18:13,398
Oh, we're just
taking a breather.
476
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,632
Yeah,
before we do more shots.
477
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:16,968
I don't care.
478
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,002
Thanks.
479
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:18,970
Oh, God, that was awful.
480
00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:20,405
I know.
481
00:18:20,406 --> 00:18:22,574
The music's so loud
and it smells sticky.
482
00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:25,610
And who has a party
on a Sunday?
483
00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:27,846
I don't know what's so great
about being young anyway
484
00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:29,347
if it just means you have
to pound red bull
485
00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:30,582
and cover your boobs
in glitter.
486
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,083
I mean,
maybe one gray hair
487
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:33,384
isn't the worst thing
in the world.
488
00:18:33,385 --> 00:18:35,286
Oh, if only
it were just one.
489
00:18:38,457 --> 00:18:40,225
Can we just please
go back to our normal bar
490
00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:42,227
and drink normal beer
and admit that we're old?
491
00:18:42,228 --> 00:18:45,396
And wise. And hairy.
492
00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:47,332
I would love to.
Oh, forgot my credit card.
493
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:50,502
It was...
I'll just cancel it.
494
00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:56,541
Oh, all right.
495
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,877
And we're down
to our final four teams.
496
00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:00,111
If everybody's ready,
497
00:19:00,112 --> 00:19:01,579
the category
is the American songbook.
498
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,148
What famous composer
499
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,283
wrote both blue skies
and white Christmas?
500
00:19:05,284 --> 00:19:07,886
Damn it.
Ben's the theatregoer.
501
00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:09,187
Irving Berlin.
502
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,855
Correct. Point goes
to team spitfire.
503
00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,090
- No, it...
- How's it going?
504
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:15,160
Looks like you're
missing your teammate.
505
00:19:15,161 --> 00:19:16,895
No, not in the least, okay?
506
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,563
That guy was more like
an anchor dragging me down.
507
00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:20,965
Next question. How many
Swiss cantons are there?
508
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:24,002
Come on.
Ben knows all the Swiss stuff.
509
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,003
26.
510
00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:26,271
Spitfire on a little roll.
511
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:29,507
Uh-uh, distraction.
She distracted me.
512
00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:32,577
Team Shaboom falling behind.
All right, next question.
513
00:19:32,578 --> 00:19:36,047
What is the world record
for underwater breath holding?
514
00:19:36,048 --> 00:19:37,315
Oh,
you got to be kidding me.
515
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:39,417
19 minutes, 21 seconds.
516
00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:40,418
Correct!
517
00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:42,854
Shaboom.
518
00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:45,356
Ooh.
I thought you weren't coming.
519
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:47,025
Yeah, well,
nobody thought
520
00:19:47,026 --> 00:19:49,427
Jordan was coming out
of retirement, but he did.
521
00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:53,464
- So you're Jordan.
- That's right.
522
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:56,000
That.. that's fine.
523
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,335
You're my Jordan, all right?
524
00:19:57,336 --> 00:19:59,604
By the way,
you were right about Nat sax.
525
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,105
What happened?
526
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:02,907
Next question is in
the category of sports.
527
00:20:02,908 --> 00:20:04,275
I'll tell you
all about it later.
528
00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:06,477
Right now, you and I have
a pub quiz to win.
529
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:09,214
This famous Chicago bull
played his college ball
530
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:10,915
at the university
of central Arkansas.
531
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,016
Scottie Pippen!
532
00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:15,153
- Correct!
- Oh!
533
00:20:15,154 --> 00:20:16,487
- We're back.
- Yes!
534
00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:18,623
We are back.
535
00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:19,958
W... ooh.
536
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,459
Hey.
537
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,861
There are no other girls here.
538
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,997
So did you guys
win your quiz thingy?
539
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,498
No, not yet.
540
00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:28,533
Next question.
541
00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,535
What is a group
of owls called?
542
00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:31,970
Larry, you're the bird guy.
543
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:33,204
Thank you very much.
A parliament!
544
00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:34,639
- Correct!
- Oh!
545
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,141
Wow, you know about stuff.
546
00:20:37,142 --> 00:20:40,478
Do not fall in love with me,
all right?
547
00:20:40,479 --> 00:20:42,180
So what's with
the outfits on you two?
548
00:20:42,181 --> 00:20:45,116
You look like a couple
of 20-year-old floozies.
549
00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:47,619
- That's sweet.
- Thank you.
550
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,988
Yeah, you look like
a couple of little tramps.
551
00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,257
- What? Larry?
- No!
552
00:20:52,258 --> 00:20:55,159
How is that different
from what he said? I...
553
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,463
In the end, the best friendships
don't just pass the test,
554
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,365
they nail the test.
555
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:02,869
And, for the record,
I'm Jordan.
556
00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:06,875
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