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You're looking
a little tense, my man.
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You want me to take the wheel?
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I've driven through sleet, snow, hail,
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and the Long Island expressway.
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A little Scottish mist
got nothin' on me.
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Easy!
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Oh-ho! How about Scottish roads?
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You have to drive on the left side here.
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Is it any wonder I prefer
traveling by sewer pipe?
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Hey, look at this.
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Duke?
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It's the inventory I downloaded
from Cobra's storehouse in Canada.
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Okay.
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Listed under "bio-viper." There. See?
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It's a reference to some kind of
delivery system called the bio-dag.
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Fascinating.
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Think about it.
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Cobra's planning to deliver
the bio-viper somewhere.
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Look, I don't know
what you've been moping about,
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but it's time to get your game face on.
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We're two miles out from where
that techno viper was headed,
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and we have no idea
what we're walking into.
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Exactly.
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Well, not the standard Cobra lab
I was expecting.
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Do you suppose that techno viper just
picked these coordinates at random?
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I'll find out. You sit tight.
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"Sit tight"? What are we, 12?
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It's like walking into a museum.
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I thought I was running recon.
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We missed you.
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This place is massive.
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It makes sense to use more bodies.
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Fine.
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But we stay together,
and nobody touches anything.
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I didn't touch a thing, I swear.
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Accused of a crime
they didn't commit,
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a ragtag band of fugitives fights
a covert battle to clear their names
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and expose the insidious
enemy that is...
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Cobra.
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Some call them outlaws.
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Some call them heroes.
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But these determined men and women
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think of themselves
only as... ordinary Joes.
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And this is their story.
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Okay, the way I see it,
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we just tripped some kind
of automated security system.
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That, or someone's watching us.
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Either way, we're getting out of here.
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Great.
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Check your weapons.
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I got nothin'.
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They've been powered down somehow.
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Then our first priority
is to find an exit.
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Let's move.
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Aah! Ugh!
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As demonstrated
by this simulation,
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the bio-dag flies virtually undetected
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until the moment of impact.
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By then, it's too late.
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Dr. Bender, Destro...
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This is a wonderful example of
how your collaboration should work,
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particularly in light
of your last failed effort.
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I still say you mothballed the
techno viper too soon, Baroness.
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I had such high hopes.
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What hopes?
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That slime was too erratic,
much like its originator.
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Only the tech was erratic, metal mouth.
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Enough!
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Baroness...
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If we employ the bio-dag now,
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wouldn't the vipers leave evidence
that could be traced back to Cobra?
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I'm confident that won't be
a problem, commander.
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Very nice.
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And what is the status of the prototype?
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Built and ready to launch
from my highland facility.
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Then let's stage an actual
demonstration, shall we?
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Of course.
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And might I be so bold as to suggest
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the Baroness come here to
personally supervise the test?
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Excellent idea.
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Baroness, divert your flight.
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Sir, Destro...
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I really don't see an advantage
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to having me there simply
to watch you push buttons.
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I have something to
show you, my dear Baroness...
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A gift that was unexpectedly
left on my doorstep.
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Well, now we know whose
hospitality we're enjoying.
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James McCullen...
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M.A.R.S. Industries' big-headed honcho.
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And the reason our weapons
aren't working.
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He built them. He obviously
knows how to power them down.
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Remember, McCullen's in bed with Cobra.
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We need to find him.
I think we should split up.
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No. Too risky.
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Duke, a word in private?
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Please?
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Since when is anything
too risky for you?
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I'm just assessing the threat level.
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We've been too reckless lately.
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That's not it.
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I've noticed a change in you ever
since roadblock nearly drowned.
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Duke, that wasn't your fault.
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But it was my responsibility.
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That's what this is about?
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We're all responsible for each other.
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Cut yourself a little slack.
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The squad depends on me
to keep us alive, Scarlett,
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and I need to start doing
a better job of it.
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Welcome, Baroness,
to McCullen castle.
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My time is short. Where's the bio-dag?
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This way.
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I thought we could enjoy
a little repast while we work.
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Chocolate?
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Some of the finest in the Commonwealth.
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Mmm.
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I do love chocolate.
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We are very much alike, you and I.
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What do you mean?
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We've made similar choices in our lives.
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We have passions,
and we've put them to work,
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in hopes of improving the world.
122
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Yes, Cobra has provided us both
wonderful opportunities,
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even if you do tend
turn your nose up at them.
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I've learned my lesson, Baroness.
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And since then, I've done everything
the commander has asked of me.
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Perhaps you should consider doing
more than what's asked of you.
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Like presenting you with a gift
that will take your breath away?
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Meet our dinner guests for the evening.
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Ready to have some fun?
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Jackpot.
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No go. These are dead, too.
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Hey.
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Check it out.
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Can't power down these bad boys.
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If we got to fight,
we'll just do it old-school.
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Well, it is better than nothing.
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At least until we find our way
out of this maze.
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Oh, I don't think
you'll be going anywhere,
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my dear home invaders.
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Now that you've properly
armed yourselves,
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tonight's entertainment
can finally begin.
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Take cover!
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A suit of armor. How inventive.
144
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:10,464
Actually...
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It's one of my new
battle android troopers.
146
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I hid the prototypes inside
armor for security's sake.
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The commander will be so pleased.
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00:10:19,963 --> 00:10:24,060
Must you always put his interests
ahead of your own, Baroness?
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The Joes are my gift to you, not to him.
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Grab a shield!
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I am so embarrassed.
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Don't be.
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I can't remember the last time
I've so enjoyed myself.
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The fun doesn't
have to end here.
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Mmm.
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Anastasia...
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00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:19,843
Just think of what we could
accomplish in concert.
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A partnership?
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00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,861
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Try having a little something to eat.
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Unless you brought a straw, my dear...
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I'll be dining later.
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This way! Move! Move!
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This ain't gonna hold
more than 30 seconds!
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00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:56,387
And the final chapter in
tonight's thrilling drama...
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the dead end.
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Well, for a second there,
it seemed like a good idea.
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It still is.
169
00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,211
We just need the battery packs
from our weapons.
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00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,261
Why?
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00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,535
They explode when ruptured.
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00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:35,062
Wait! We only get one shot.
173
00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:36,655
And those things will keep on coming.
174
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,700
Now!
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00:12:42,148 --> 00:12:44,387
Can't find a door, make one.
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Uh-oh.
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00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:02,430
Define "uh-oh."
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Bio-dag. Remember?
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That's the viper delivery system
I saw in Cobra's inventory.
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They're preparing to launch it.
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00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:31,000
Keep moving! Go, go, go!
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00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,617
Those punks are about to
angle in for a better shot.
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00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:53,059
We need a plan now!
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That vitol out there... I can
access its missile system.
185
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So can any one of us.
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You don't have to be our protector.
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Duke!
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00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:22,665
Destroy that airship!
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I'll buy you another.
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00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,372
Duke.
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00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:07,215
Hold your fire.
192
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,730
That... that was incredible.
193
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,050
And their fate now rests in your hands.
194
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,656
What are your orders?
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00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:17,406
Hold them.
196
00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,183
I have questions.
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00:15:20,109 --> 00:15:22,358
Take the prisoners to the dungeon.
198
00:15:28,154 --> 00:15:32,732
I'm sorry that this mask
must come between us, Anastasia.
199
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:36,313
Perhaps Cobra commander
will recognize your achievement
200
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,172
and allow me to remove it for you.
201
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,574
Ahem.
202
00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:45,419
Commander, I...
203
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,113
- Um, we were...
- It is not as it appears, sir.
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00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,216
What he means, sir, is that James...
205
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,562
I... I mean Destro...
206
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,832
has successfully captured the Joes.
207
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,232
Their leader has already been eliminated.
208
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:59,262
That is good news.
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00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:02,708
In regards to the test, we'll
now focus on a site and...
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00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,959
I've already chosen.
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00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,146
A mining camp in Greenland,
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owned by a particularly
annoying competitor.
213
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:14,607
Make certain there are no survivors.
214
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:18,202
We will launch the bio-dag as soon as
I receive the coordinates, commander.
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00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,017
See that you do.
216
00:16:28,628 --> 00:16:31,007
First ripcord... Now Duke.
217
00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:33,158
What was with him, man?
218
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,460
Why did he go all lone-wolf like that?
219
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,644
For us.
220
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:39,348
He didn't want his decisions
putting us at risk anymore.
221
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:40,440
That's crazy!
222
00:16:40,441 --> 00:16:42,475
That dude was good at making decisions.
223
00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:44,863
And being in charge is overrated.
224
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:45,986
Who would want that job?
225
00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:49,034
Unless you'd care
to join your fallen comrade,
226
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,569
you'll answer me truthfully.
227
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,582
Who told you about this castle?
228
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,087
Last chance.
229
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:01,051
I know that voice.
230
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,712
McCullen.
231
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,506
Nice head gear.
232
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,567
Shoot them all. Start with the ninja.
233
00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:10,723
Wait. Stop. Stop!
234
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,972
Your techno viper was headed here.
235
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,306
I'm listening.
236
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:20,566
We assumed it was following
some kind of homing instinct.
237
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:23,928
What? I never programmed
a homing instinct.
238
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,132
That must be Mindbender's doing.
239
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,740
But why would he send
that thing to my castle?
240
00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:30,613
Unless...
241
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,512
Unless he was sending it
after me!
242
00:17:33,789 --> 00:17:34,759
Baroness!
243
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,412
We'll discuss it later, Destro.
244
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:38,820
Right now, we have
a launch to attend to.
245
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,164
Bid farewell to our guests.
246
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,036
Finish them.
247
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,974
- Duke!
- You're alive!
248
00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:06,116
And you wondered why I was
so eager to get out of this castle.
249
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,573
We saw you get blown up.
250
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:09,804
Tell us what happened.
How did you get out?
251
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,266
When that vitol was coming
apart around me,
252
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,389
one thing
became pretty obvious.
253
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:17,426
I had to bail.
254
00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:32,689
By the time I climbed
out of the well,
255
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:35,392
you were being escorted
into some kind of passageway.
256
00:18:35,393 --> 00:18:37,258
You dog!
257
00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:39,290
You had us all emotional and everything!
258
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,954
And I hate gettin' emotional.
259
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,503
Very macho, guys.
260
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,520
But right now, we have
a launch to scuttle.
261
00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:46,958
Good thing there are more
where this came from.
262
00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:54,760
Forget the
systems checks, Scrap Iron.
263
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:57,223
Just release the clamps and launch!
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Warning. Clamps still engaged.
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Ignition in 30 seconds.
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What's that mean?
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If I don't release those clamps...
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The rocket will fill this place
with fire and then detonate.
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Ignition in 20 seconds.
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Ignition in 10 seconds.
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Such wonderful heroics, sergeant,
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yet all for naught.
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2, 1...
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Zero.
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Ignition.
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Anastasia!
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James.
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You'll be all right.
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What will we do?
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Cobra commander.
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I will accept full responsibility.
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What else can he possibly do to me?
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You have no idea.
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00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:58,864
Well, as fun as this is,
we'd better not hang around.
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00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:01,034
I'm sure Cobra is sending backup.
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Duke.
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Don't worry. I'll be fine.
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I know. And so will we.
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As long as we're all
in this thing together.
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Uh, just wanted you to know, Duke,
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uh, we'd follow you anywhere.
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Feeling's mutual.
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