1 00:00:00,390 --> 00:00:02,424 Previously on "United States of Tara"... 2 00:00:02,459 --> 00:00:04,293 What if there's no fixing me? 3 00:00:04,327 --> 00:00:06,562 Take this for a spin, written by my old therapist. 4 00:00:06,596 --> 00:00:08,630 Shoshana Schoenbaum, huh? 5 00:00:08,665 --> 00:00:09,298 Tara? 6 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:12,000 Gimme came out. 7 00:00:12,035 --> 00:00:13,902 Marshall: This movie is really about Max Gregson -- 8 00:00:13,937 --> 00:00:15,904 the man who fell in love with that. 9 00:00:15,939 --> 00:00:17,573 Your son got into the film festival. 10 00:00:17,607 --> 00:00:19,241 Will you take me? To New York? 11 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:20,576 In the name of the Father, Son, Holy -- 12 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:22,244 [ Rumbling ] Oh, fuck me! 13 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:24,179 Kate: I really like Evan, but that kid... 14 00:00:24,214 --> 00:00:26,081 Monty, come down here! Monty! 15 00:00:26,116 --> 00:00:27,516 That kid's a handful. 16 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,318 Abby: New mommy. I can smell it on you. 17 00:00:29,352 --> 00:00:31,053 And I'm doing it all alone right now. 18 00:00:31,087 --> 00:00:32,454 You really can't take care of your kids 19 00:00:32,489 --> 00:00:33,822 until you take care of yourself. 20 00:00:33,857 --> 00:00:35,791 I order crab tortellini. 21 00:00:35,825 --> 00:00:38,727 Catastrophically allergic to crab. 22 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:40,996 Why do I order it? Because I'm thinking of you. 23 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,298 I don't know what's happening to me. I'm losing pieces. 24 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:45,100 [ Sobbing ] Chicken is dead. 25 00:00:45,135 --> 00:00:46,902 He killed her. Who killed her? 26 00:00:46,936 --> 00:00:48,637 [ Calm, menacing voice ] I killed her. 27 00:00:48,671 --> 00:00:50,672 And who are you? 28 00:00:50,707 --> 00:00:52,474 I'm Bryce Craine. 29 00:00:52,509 --> 00:00:55,444 I need you to take me to Tara. 30 00:00:55,478 --> 00:00:56,845 Why Tara? 31 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,481 I'm going to kill her. 32 00:00:59,516 --> 00:01:06,484 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:09,124 [ munching ] 34 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:11,093 Out of the cornfield, into the car, 35 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,961 drive to a diner, order pancakes. 36 00:01:12,996 --> 00:01:14,630 [ As Bryce ] Pancakes rule. 37 00:01:14,664 --> 00:01:16,899 Then back in the car, drive around town, 38 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:19,334 stop for petrol, go to a new diner. 39 00:01:19,369 --> 00:01:20,903 Murder makes me hungry. 40 00:01:20,937 --> 00:01:22,671 Yeah, that was a stuffed toy. 41 00:01:22,705 --> 00:01:24,373 You haven't killed anything. 42 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:26,775 I'm fucking with her, 43 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:29,244 old guy who talks like Obi-Wan. 44 00:01:29,279 --> 00:01:31,980 Our girl believes it, not me. 45 00:01:32,015 --> 00:01:34,716 So, is Chicken dead or not dead? 46 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:37,286 Dead, undead -- does it matter? 47 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,555 I don't believe in this D.I.D. bullshit 48 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,190 any more than you guys do. 49 00:01:41,224 --> 00:01:42,457 Haven't heard that one before. 50 00:01:42,492 --> 00:01:43,725 Say that again? 51 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,628 And now I'm bored. And out of Cheetos. 52 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,801 [ As Tara ] Uh... 53 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:53,969 [ Sighs ] 54 00:01:54,003 --> 00:01:55,871 Tara, this is Dr. Smolow. 55 00:01:55,905 --> 00:01:57,139 Hello. 56 00:01:57,173 --> 00:01:58,774 He's a colleague of mine. 57 00:01:58,808 --> 00:02:01,243 It is Saturday. You're in my office. 58 00:02:01,277 --> 00:02:03,412 Mm. Take a seat. 59 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:05,981 Something's not right. Something -- 60 00:02:06,015 --> 00:02:07,382 You've had quite a night. 61 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:08,650 Chicken. 62 00:02:08,685 --> 00:02:11,053 I can't feel Chicken. Something happened. 63 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,321 Someone -- 64 00:02:12,355 --> 00:02:13,322 Bryce? 65 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:16,525 He was just with us. 66 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:20,929 The relevant term here, if I may, is "abuser alter." 67 00:02:20,964 --> 00:02:23,699 It's a personality modeled on a primary abuser, 68 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:25,167 caretaker, family member... 69 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:27,669 Or, in this case, stepbrother. 70 00:02:27,704 --> 00:02:31,206 This personality protects itself from the original abuse 71 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:33,976 by -- well, becoming the abuser. 72 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:37,246 It's a paradox -- the self turning against itself, 73 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,081 which accounts for your cutting. 74 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,316 Bryce? Who turned my brain into bread slices? 75 00:02:41,351 --> 00:02:42,951 That's my new alter?! 76 00:02:42,986 --> 00:02:43,952 Uh... 77 00:02:43,987 --> 00:02:45,053 Yes. 78 00:02:45,088 --> 00:02:46,755 Oh, God, I need to go home. 79 00:02:46,789 --> 00:02:48,757 Actually, maybe I need to go to the pharmacy. 80 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:50,959 Now seems like a good time to revisit the old anti-psychs. 81 00:02:50,994 --> 00:02:52,628 Where's the truck? We took the ogre, right? 82 00:02:52,662 --> 00:02:54,129 Yeah, I'll drive you home. 83 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:55,564 No, no, I'm good to drive. I like driving. 84 00:02:55,598 --> 00:02:56,965 No, no. Okay, you drive me home, okay? 85 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,367 'Cause I came in your car. 86 00:02:58,401 --> 00:02:59,968 Oh, God, I can't feel Chicken. 87 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:01,637 She's gone. What happened? 88 00:03:01,671 --> 00:03:04,773 We'll discuss it in the ogre. 89 00:03:04,807 --> 00:03:06,275 [ Sighing ] Okay. 90 00:03:07,577 --> 00:03:10,045 An alter who doesn't believe in D.I.D. 91 00:03:10,079 --> 00:03:11,546 [ Door closes ] 92 00:03:11,581 --> 00:03:15,484 Mustard, spicy mustard, fancy asshole mustard, 93 00:03:15,518 --> 00:03:17,552 relish, onions, kraut, 94 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:19,755 something I call secret sauce, but it ain't recommended. 95 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:21,390 Two dogs with mustard and kraut. 96 00:03:21,424 --> 00:03:23,325 What's wrong with the secret sauce? 97 00:03:23,359 --> 00:03:25,761 Turns your dog into an enema. Some people like that. 98 00:03:25,795 --> 00:03:27,596 Me -- I prefer to stay bunged up. 99 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:28,597 Okay, then. 100 00:03:28,631 --> 00:03:29,798 Yeah! 101 00:03:29,832 --> 00:03:31,934 Good to be out of fucking Kansas, huh? 102 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:35,570 Fucking Orgalawn and all that crazy fucking-ass shit at home. 103 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:37,906 I mean...I don't mean what you think I mean. 104 00:03:37,941 --> 00:03:39,374 Mom's a handful. 105 00:03:39,409 --> 00:03:41,143 There's nothing wrong with saying it. 106 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,678 We're in New York. Say what you want. 107 00:03:42,712 --> 00:03:44,179 A-fuckin'-men, kid. 108 00:03:44,213 --> 00:03:46,815 Two dogs with the cowardly kraut. 109 00:03:46,849 --> 00:03:47,883 Thanks. 110 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:50,252 It's your town. What's the plan? 111 00:03:50,286 --> 00:03:52,721 Well, we have the festival meet-and-greet at 7:00, 112 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:54,890 so I was thinking the Algonquin Round Table, 113 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:56,692 Village Vanguard, and the Chelsea Hotel? 114 00:03:56,726 --> 00:03:58,593 Yeah, fuck the Empire State Building. 115 00:03:58,628 --> 00:04:00,429 What do you, uh... What do you want to do first? 116 00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:02,331 I want to jaywalk. 117 00:04:02,365 --> 00:04:03,432 Whoo! 118 00:04:03,466 --> 00:04:04,766 Hoo-hoo! 119 00:04:04,801 --> 00:04:07,135 Whoo-hoo! 120 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,537 Oh! 121 00:04:08,571 --> 00:04:11,006 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 122 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,541 Fuck! Why do you hate me? 123 00:04:12,575 --> 00:04:14,076 Not you, little baby. 124 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:15,477 This fucking car seat. 125 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,279 Scandinavian piece of shit! 126 00:04:17,313 --> 00:04:18,714 Oh. 127 00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:20,983 Yes. 128 00:04:21,017 --> 00:04:22,184 [ Wheels crying ] 129 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,185 Shit. 130 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,620 Morning. 131 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:29,324 Ooh! Somebody had a long night. 132 00:04:29,359 --> 00:04:30,759 Buck? T? 133 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:32,127 Eh, I couldn't sleep. 134 00:04:32,161 --> 00:04:33,962 Got up early. Happy pills. 135 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:37,332 I was up at 4:30, and that truck was not there. 136 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:39,968 [ Crying continues ] Okay, Wheels, we're going. 137 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:42,004 Did I just lock my keys in my car? 138 00:04:42,038 --> 00:04:44,006 Because that would be outstanding. 139 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,274 Where are you rushing off to? Shit! 140 00:04:46,309 --> 00:04:48,577 Oh, movie matinee for mommies and babies 141 00:04:48,611 --> 00:04:51,113 with Abby and some people who call themselves 142 00:04:51,147 --> 00:04:53,015 the "Fierce Mommies Book Club." 143 00:04:53,049 --> 00:04:54,049 Don't ask. I don't know why. 144 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:55,050 Fuck! 145 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:56,284 [ Sighs ] 146 00:04:57,587 --> 00:04:59,254 Thank Christ. 147 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:02,224 So, are we on for menstrual Sunday? 148 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,726 Oh, I got to pass. I'm cramming for midterms. 149 00:05:04,761 --> 00:05:06,028 Come on. 150 00:05:06,062 --> 00:05:08,163 Kate will be back from "Louville" or "Louieville" 151 00:05:08,197 --> 00:05:09,965 or whatever the fuck it is. 152 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:12,300 Girls only, gathering our femme power. 153 00:05:12,335 --> 00:05:15,804 I bequeath my power to Wheels. 154 00:05:15,838 --> 00:05:18,874 I got to cram. Must cram. 155 00:05:18,908 --> 00:05:20,008 Is everything okay? 156 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:25,013 I'm...indestructible. 157 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:26,915 [ Crying continues ] 158 00:05:26,949 --> 00:05:29,384 Okay, okay, we're going. 159 00:05:29,419 --> 00:05:30,719 All right. 160 00:05:55,011 --> 00:05:57,846 [ Judas Priest's "Deceiver" plays ] 161 00:06:05,054 --> 00:06:06,188 [ Retches ] 162 00:06:06,222 --> 00:06:12,294 ♪ Solar winds are blowing ♪ 163 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:19,367 ♪ neutron star controlling ♪ 164 00:06:19,402 --> 00:06:22,003 ♪ all is lost ♪ 165 00:06:22,038 --> 00:06:23,171 [ As Tara ] Aah! 166 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,473 Oh, my -- 167 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:26,208 [ Breathing heavily ] 168 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:29,311 F-- 169 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,246 Oh, shit. 170 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,848 [ Breathing shakily ] 171 00:06:32,882 --> 00:06:34,649 I know it's weird -- I mean, it's just a burnt book, 172 00:06:34,684 --> 00:06:36,451 but she's not there anymore. 173 00:06:36,486 --> 00:06:38,420 I mean, it's Shoshana. She never shuts the fuck up. 174 00:06:38,454 --> 00:06:40,422 And...Up -- 175 00:06:40,456 --> 00:06:43,325 and upstairs, it's just -- it's really quiet. 176 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,493 [ Sighs ] 177 00:06:44,527 --> 00:06:45,760 How's the hand? 178 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:47,429 [ Scoffs ] Well, it's been better. 179 00:06:47,463 --> 00:06:49,698 But, I mean, it's still there. I can feel it. 180 00:06:49,732 --> 00:06:51,066 Shit. 181 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,635 Which is more than I can say for Chicken and Shoshana. 182 00:06:53,669 --> 00:06:56,972 So, yeah, take down those notes, 183 00:06:57,006 --> 00:07:00,642 because now our paper is on the craziest woman in Kansas. 184 00:07:00,676 --> 00:07:03,078 Hey, why limit ourselves to Kansas? 185 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:04,713 I'm sure there's some nutjob in Argentina 186 00:07:04,747 --> 00:07:06,214 who's pretty fucking out there, 187 00:07:06,249 --> 00:07:07,649 but can he battle the molestee 188 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:08,817 with the cream-filled molester inside? 189 00:07:08,851 --> 00:07:10,352 [ Breathes deeply ] 190 00:07:13,189 --> 00:07:15,090 Dr. Hattaras: I can't take notes fast enough, 191 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:16,825 let alone analyze what I've written down. 192 00:07:16,859 --> 00:07:18,460 What's going on in that mind is labyrinthine. 193 00:07:18,494 --> 00:07:20,328 I mean, it's -- it's -- it's beyond the -- 194 00:07:20,363 --> 00:07:21,997 Beyond your reach? 195 00:07:22,031 --> 00:07:24,266 Let's move right on past the ethical lapses 196 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,368 that you're not dealing with here, Jack, 197 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:28,837 and say it plain -- She needs professional help. 198 00:07:28,871 --> 00:07:30,639 I'm a professional. 199 00:07:30,673 --> 00:07:32,874 You're a professor -- Mondays, Wednesdays, and office hours. 200 00:07:32,909 --> 00:07:34,442 Today is Saturday. 201 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,578 The campus is closed, and that woman is unraveling. 202 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:39,548 So we should put her on an ice floe and just push her off. 203 00:07:39,582 --> 00:07:41,283 Look, the department understands 204 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:43,418 what you've been going through -- the kite man. 205 00:07:43,452 --> 00:07:45,987 It's understandable that you want to move on to something else. 206 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:48,623 That has absolutely nothing to do with her! 207 00:07:48,658 --> 00:07:50,392 Right in front of you, Jack. 208 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,961 The department also needs to think about liability. 209 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:55,197 You in there with her -- that is a lawsuit. 210 00:07:55,231 --> 00:07:56,498 You don't walk out on a patient. 211 00:07:56,532 --> 00:07:58,433 A patient? 212 00:07:58,467 --> 00:07:59,834 [ Sighs ] 213 00:07:59,869 --> 00:08:02,170 Get yourself out of this, Jack, or I will. 214 00:08:02,205 --> 00:08:04,406 You're out of your depth here. 215 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,075 So says the Kansas State Overland Park 216 00:08:07,109 --> 00:08:09,211 co-chair of the Psych Department. 217 00:08:09,245 --> 00:08:11,079 She'll make a fantastic obituary 218 00:08:11,113 --> 00:08:13,715 for the Kansas Fuck-All Gazette. 219 00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:16,218 See you Monday. 220 00:08:16,252 --> 00:08:17,886 [ Engine turns over ] 221 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,022 Sensible Smolow, the Karl Jung of Eastern Missouri, 222 00:08:21,057 --> 00:08:23,592 died today in a crappy motel, 223 00:08:23,626 --> 00:08:26,828 his dick in between the slices of a roast-beef sandwich! 224 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:29,898 His children rejoiced! 225 00:08:29,932 --> 00:08:32,234 [ Sighs ] 226 00:08:32,268 --> 00:08:33,935 That was the best museum 227 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:35,870 dedicated to the manufacturing of baseball bats 228 00:08:35,905 --> 00:08:37,572 I've ever been to. 229 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:39,574 Well, a brighter man would point out 230 00:08:39,609 --> 00:08:41,643 that this is the only museum 231 00:08:41,677 --> 00:08:43,578 dedicated to the manufacturing of baseball bats. [ Laughs ] 232 00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:45,180 Well, I like bright men 233 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:47,182 as much as I like baseball-bat museums. 234 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:50,619 So you hate this place but you like me. 235 00:08:50,653 --> 00:08:51,686 Hmm. 236 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:53,622 I don't have any hate in my body, 237 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,757 and how I feel about you remains shrouded in mystery. 238 00:08:55,791 --> 00:08:57,192 Mmm. 239 00:08:58,294 --> 00:08:59,761 Give me my bat, no-butt. 240 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:00,862 Hey. How'd it go in there, kiddo? 241 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,130 You make a spicy meatball? 242 00:09:02,164 --> 00:09:03,131 Oh-ho, yeah. 243 00:09:03,165 --> 00:09:04,299 A spicy meatball? 244 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,700 That's a number two. 245 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:07,402 Oh. That's cute, kind of. Not really. 246 00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:08,436 I have a butt. 247 00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:12,173 Monty, be careful where you're swinging the bat, okay, bud? 248 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,009 I mean, for a white girl, it's got a little push, little bump. 249 00:09:14,043 --> 00:09:15,076 I love your ass -- 250 00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:16,611 Ow! Mont-- 251 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:18,580 Timeout! Time-fucking-out! 252 00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:20,482 You said "fuck." You said "fuck." 253 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,617 Get over here! Get over here now! 254 00:09:22,652 --> 00:09:24,252 Mont-- Sorry. I'll be right back. 255 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,253 Monty! 256 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:26,921 [ Sighs ] 257 00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:31,192 Oh. Not mine. 258 00:09:31,227 --> 00:09:32,427 No. 259 00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:34,496 Marshall: So, the subway doors open, 260 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,298 and I get shoved into the armpit of this 6-foot-something guy 261 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:38,199 with shock-white hair, and I look up, 262 00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:40,035 but instead of saying "I'm sorry," 263 00:09:40,069 --> 00:09:42,337 I just say, "Oh, my fucking God! 264 00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:43,805 You're Jim Jarmusch!" 265 00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:45,373 Tara: Who's Jim Jarmusch? 266 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:47,175 Are you kidding me? 267 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:49,411 Same film over and over again -- "Stranger Than Paradise." 268 00:09:49,445 --> 00:09:51,513 Minimal plotting, funereal pacing. "Down by Law," "Dead Man." 269 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,148 Arty American stuff. "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai." 270 00:09:53,182 --> 00:09:54,282 Tell him -- It's my son. 271 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:55,917 I told him about the screening tomorrow. 272 00:09:55,951 --> 00:09:57,552 He said he'd try to come. 273 00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:58,887 And then a couple people started saying, 274 00:09:58,921 --> 00:10:00,755 "Come on! Go to his movie!" 275 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:03,024 And then, like half the subway starts shouting at him. 276 00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:06,494 And he says, "I give. I'll go." 277 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:08,663 Jim Jarmusch is gonna see my movie! 278 00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:09,864 Oh, my God! 279 00:10:09,899 --> 00:10:11,666 That's -- That's amazing, Moosh. 280 00:10:11,701 --> 00:10:13,168 Top five days of all time. 281 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:14,336 I got to call Noah 282 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:15,770 and tell him, "Owwww!" 283 00:10:15,805 --> 00:10:17,372 Owwww! 284 00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:19,574 We are excited young men with double beds 285 00:10:19,608 --> 00:10:22,377 and a view of a crazy person pissing in a garbage can. 286 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:23,645 What's going on there? 287 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,613 What's going on here? Uh... 288 00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:27,782 "I have a 14-year-old prep-school degenerate bit of this, bit of that. 289 00:10:27,817 --> 00:10:29,417 Macheteing his way into my insides." Same old, same old. 290 00:10:29,452 --> 00:10:30,785 Midterms kicking your ass? 291 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:31,953 How did you know? 292 00:10:31,987 --> 00:10:33,521 I know my wife. 293 00:10:33,556 --> 00:10:35,223 Well, the wife... 294 00:10:35,257 --> 00:10:37,392 Would like a gift. 295 00:10:37,426 --> 00:10:40,228 - Yeah. How about something for a teenage sociopath? - Wife gets a gift. 296 00:10:40,262 --> 00:10:41,663 Dark glasses, meat cleaver. 297 00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:42,697 I miss you. 298 00:10:42,732 --> 00:10:43,932 Love you. 299 00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:45,633 Love you, too. 300 00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:47,869 Shit. [ Sighs ] Well, at least he knows. 301 00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:49,704 My son is having the best weekend of his life. 302 00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:51,673 It can wait a day. I'll be fine. 303 00:10:51,707 --> 00:10:56,811 You can't, shouldn't, and shan't do this on your own. 304 00:10:56,846 --> 00:11:01,216 Therefore, meager contents of your freezer for dinner 305 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,185 and perhaps a little amuse-bouche 306 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,054 to whet the appetite. 307 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,496 I was... 308 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:19,000 If stars exist in academia... 309 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:21,269 A star. 310 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:25,607 Arrogant, aggressive, best-selling. 311 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,242 [ Chuckles ] But how do -- 312 00:11:27,276 --> 00:11:30,445 Do you get from Oxford to Columbia to K.S.O.P.? 313 00:11:30,479 --> 00:11:31,946 [ Inhales sharply ] 314 00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:33,948 You stop believing you're a star. 315 00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:36,251 Or, really, you believe it too much. 316 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:37,352 7s. 317 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:39,120 Hmm. 318 00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:41,656 Go fish. 319 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:44,893 Maybe you slept with a student. 320 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:45,960 [ Gasps ] 321 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,798 Queens? 322 00:11:49,832 --> 00:11:52,700 God save her and her ugly sister. 323 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:53,701 [ Chuckles ] 324 00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:55,270 Yes, students, graduates, 325 00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:57,539 undergraduates, faculty, spouses. 326 00:11:57,573 --> 00:12:00,508 But that doesn't get you to K.S.O.P. 327 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,410 To get here... 328 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:05,079 You really got to forget your name. 329 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:06,614 Your turn. 330 00:12:06,649 --> 00:12:08,249 You stand at the mirror, 331 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:10,385 and you don't know who you're looking at. 332 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:13,688 Dry-cleaner hands you a suit you don't remember wearing. 333 00:12:13,722 --> 00:12:15,290 [ Clicks tongue ] 334 00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:17,559 But you have the receipt that matches the claim ticket, 335 00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:18,893 so it must be so. 336 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:22,530 [ Drowsily ] This drugs are good. 337 00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:24,833 These dr-- 338 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,234 [ Chuckles ] 339 00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:27,235 You. 340 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:28,970 Okay. 341 00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:33,775 So that continued for quite a while, 342 00:12:33,809 --> 00:12:36,344 but recently, something changed. 343 00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:37,679 [ Yawning ] Kite boy? 344 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,647 No -- you. 345 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:42,317 The contract. 346 00:12:42,351 --> 00:12:44,619 Our work. 347 00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:47,388 Give me all your jacks, Jack. 348 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:49,891 [ Inhales deeply ] 349 00:12:49,925 --> 00:12:51,893 [ Laughs ] 350 00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:57,398 Yes. 351 00:12:59,301 --> 00:13:01,402 [ Sighs ] 352 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,111 He really killed them, you know. 353 00:13:10,145 --> 00:13:13,248 And the other alters are angry at me. 354 00:13:13,282 --> 00:13:15,183 They think I can stop it. 355 00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:19,654 They just...hide in the corners and won't talk to me. 356 00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:25,059 See, I've had these friends inside me for 20 years now. 357 00:13:25,094 --> 00:13:27,662 And they are friends, but... 358 00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,734 ...I've always wanted them to go. 359 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,436 I know. 360 00:13:35,471 --> 00:13:37,272 'Cause they're no help. 361 00:13:37,306 --> 00:13:38,506 Right? 362 00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:42,410 I mean, maybe Bryce is the only way I know 363 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:44,178 how to make them... 364 00:13:47,182 --> 00:13:48,316 ...go. 365 00:13:49,952 --> 00:13:54,088 What do you think about that, Jack? 366 00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:55,590 [ Sniffles ] 367 00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:04,299 [ Sighs ] I think Jack is deluding himself. 368 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,502 [ Sighs ] 369 00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:09,370 Donnie, don't go up there! You'll -- 370 00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:10,572 [ Thud ] 371 00:14:10,606 --> 00:14:12,440 [ Boy crying ] Sweetie, I told you. 372 00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:14,242 It's called gravity and hubris. 373 00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:15,877 They're with you for life. 374 00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:17,712 How do they let them run around like that? 375 00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,514 Oh, you got to let them fall, Charmaine. 376 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:21,282 I don't want them to fall. 377 00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:23,117 I want a fall-free child. 378 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:26,054 And I want Michelle Kwan, but my Cindy's a G.D. Klutz, 379 00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,523 may she make it to 15 without an abortion. 380 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:30,224 I keep seeing her first steps, 381 00:14:30,259 --> 00:14:32,393 and I see this stabby, 90-degree cabinet 382 00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:34,195 headed straight for her eyeball. 383 00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:36,264 Blam! Blindness! No date for the prom! 384 00:14:36,298 --> 00:14:38,199 I mean, this is where my mind goes. 385 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,868 I am a high-strung, neurotic mom, Abby. 386 00:14:40,903 --> 00:14:42,470 We all are. 387 00:14:42,504 --> 00:14:44,872 That's why we need to find balance whatever way we can. 388 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,075 How about a little "Anna Karenina"? 389 00:14:47,109 --> 00:14:50,945 I don't get that joke, but thank you. 390 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,147 Mm. 391 00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:54,816 That's not water. 392 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,217 Stoli and rocks. 393 00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:58,353 Pump it, dump it, and buy some formula. 394 00:14:58,387 --> 00:14:59,754 Ain't that right, ladies? 395 00:14:59,788 --> 00:15:01,122 "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 396 00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,223 Mimosa. 397 00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,058 "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls." 398 00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,226 Oh, I think that's a movie. 399 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,728 I don't read. 400 00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:07,895 [ Laughter ] 401 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,597 So, what book do you want to read? 402 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,266 "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 403 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:13,701 Yeah! 404 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:16,704 To the Fierce Mommies Book Club. 405 00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:18,039 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 406 00:15:18,073 --> 00:15:19,474 Yeah! 407 00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:21,209 Roscoe! 408 00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:24,379 Put that back in your pants. No one wants to see that. 409 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:25,880 [ Indistinct conversations ] 410 00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,448 Welcome back from break. 411 00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:29,751 We've got three more hours of films to watch, 412 00:15:29,785 --> 00:15:31,052 so let's just dive in. 413 00:15:31,086 --> 00:15:33,454 From Overland Park, Kansas, 414 00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:36,758 a film from Marshall Gregson and Noah Kane. 415 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,059 I-I'm proud. 416 00:15:38,093 --> 00:15:39,961 I'm proud and nervous. You -- you nervous? 417 00:15:39,995 --> 00:15:42,296 Yes. Shh. 418 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:43,798 [ Thunder rumbles ] 419 00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:46,901 Marshall: Her name is Tara -- my mom. 420 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:52,173 20 years ago, she was diagnosed with something called D.I.D., 421 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,776 or multiple personality disorder. 422 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,778 So, in addition to being my mom, 423 00:15:56,812 --> 00:15:59,247 she's also a housewife stuck in the Eisenhower era, 424 00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:02,150 a Vietnam vet, a high-school dropout, 425 00:16:02,184 --> 00:16:05,119 a Manhattan psychotherapist, a rabid uber-id, 426 00:16:05,154 --> 00:16:07,155 and a 5-year-old girl. 427 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,864 But this isn't a story about my mom. 428 00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:19,534 It's about my dad -- 429 00:16:19,568 --> 00:16:23,638 a man living one life, dreaming another. 430 00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:27,575 [ Thunder rumbles ] 431 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:42,323 [ Muffled ] ♪ Neutron star controlling ♪ 432 00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:44,926 ♪ all is lost ♪ 433 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,960 [ Sighs ] 434 00:16:45,994 --> 00:16:49,163 ♪ Doomed and tossed ♪ 435 00:16:49,198 --> 00:16:54,102 ♪ at what cost forever ♪ 436 00:16:56,038 --> 00:17:02,610 ♪ meteors fly around me ♪ 437 00:17:02,644 --> 00:17:05,480 ♪ comets die ♪ 438 00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:07,281 ♪ and then they, and then they ♪ 439 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:09,050 ♪ you wanna see how they try to surround me? ♪ 440 00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:13,287 ♪ I can say ♪ 441 00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:16,023 [ Louder ] ♪ here today ♪ 442 00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:22,230 ♪ we shall stay foreve-e-e-r ♪ 443 00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:23,765 ♪ owww! ♪ 444 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:25,633 [ Instrumental break ] 445 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,035 [ Thudding ] 446 00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:46,287 [ As Bryce ] I know what you're thinking. 447 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:48,823 Why the pumpkin head? 448 00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:51,692 Well... 449 00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:55,530 I don't really have an answer for you, but, uh... 450 00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:58,199 Have you met Gimme? 451 00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,834 Whoops! 452 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:06,140 Marshall: And every night in Overland Park ends the same -- 453 00:18:06,175 --> 00:18:08,276 light dying on the houses, 454 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:11,245 the trees, and the hospital on the hill. 455 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:16,317 And despite all evidence around him, Max makes good. 456 00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:18,386 Max: So, yeah, everything turns out all right. 457 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,054 I mean, everything's great, you know? 458 00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:21,756 There's some bumps along the way, but we make it. 459 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,624 And that's it, really. 460 00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:26,828 You just kind of go on -- one day and then another day. 461 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,764 [ Thunder rumbles ] 462 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,265 Right? 463 00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:36,904 [ Applause ] 464 00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:56,157 [ Laughing ] 465 00:18:56,191 --> 00:18:58,059 Where's Tara? 466 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,160 [ Groans ] 467 00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:00,428 She's at the zoo. 468 00:19:00,462 --> 00:19:01,829 She's watching porn. 469 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:04,098 She's...stuck in a Pringles can. 470 00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,299 [ Sighs ] 471 00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:08,069 Do you want to fuck the pumpkin? 472 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,303 It's fun. 473 00:19:09,338 --> 00:19:11,339 Hang on. Why the ritualized killing? 474 00:19:11,373 --> 00:19:13,608 You know they're phony. Why do you do it? 475 00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:19,313 I'm a growing boy. 476 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:23,150 And there's only so much room in the upstairs. 477 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:27,321 The little girl, the Jew, the poncho -- 478 00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:30,558 Three down, three to go. 479 00:19:30,592 --> 00:19:32,727 And then? 480 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:35,196 And then... 481 00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:38,699 It's just me and her. 482 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:41,335 And then it's just me. 483 00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:47,074 And you realize... 484 00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:51,112 That if you kill her, you kill yourself? 485 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,082 You're really starting to piss me the fuck off. 486 00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:56,984 I got to take a dump. 487 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,421 [ Knife thuds ] [ As Tara ] Oh, God. I can't do this. 488 00:20:00,455 --> 00:20:02,423 I can't do this! It's too much! I can't! 489 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:03,724 Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 490 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,259 Okay. 491 00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:07,795 [ Strained ] They're all really scared. He's gonna kill them. 492 00:20:07,829 --> 00:20:10,698 No. Bryce is a bully. We face him down. 493 00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:12,199 He's the easiest one to get rid of. 494 00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:13,868 Okay? Okay. 495 00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,937 I think you need another little amuse-bouche. 496 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,171 Hang on. 497 00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:19,006 Charmaine: We're here! 498 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,841 We bring your femme power back! 499 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:23,077 Kate: And we're not buying "I'm tired!" 500 00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:24,312 Oh, shit. 501 00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:25,913 Oh, shit. Don't go. Get me through this. 502 00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:27,581 Honorable mention. 503 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:29,884 I had one camera and some dolls, fine, 504 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:31,385 but it was better than 505 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,754 "my retard janitor has wise things to say." 506 00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,423 And Jim Jarmusch -- What an asshole! 507 00:20:35,457 --> 00:20:36,924 Maybe he had better shit to do today. 508 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,392 Well, then he should have said so. 509 00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:40,027 I mean, say what you mean. 510 00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:42,596 Is that really what you think of our family, of me? 511 00:20:42,631 --> 00:20:44,031 It's a movie, dad. 512 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:45,633 No, no, no, no. You say what you mean. 513 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,201 "Max is a coward for hanging in there." 514 00:20:47,235 --> 00:20:49,070 "Max is a fucking dipshit 515 00:20:49,104 --> 00:20:51,105 for loving his wife and raising his kids." 516 00:20:51,139 --> 00:20:52,840 I'm guessing that's why you didn't show it to us. 517 00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:55,409 No, everyone was so caught up in their own shit -- 518 00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:57,545 mom and school, you and Orgalawn -- 519 00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,647 No one even fucking asked to see it. 520 00:20:59,681 --> 00:21:01,615 You can't take a bunch of fucking random moments 521 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,317 and stick them in a doll's mouth 522 00:21:03,352 --> 00:21:04,585 and tell the world "That's the guy." 523 00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:05,987 It ain't the fucking guy! 524 00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,555 I know that! It's a short film! 525 00:21:07,589 --> 00:21:09,357 I couldn't do everything! I'm sorry! 526 00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:11,225 Well, don't fucking back down now. 527 00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:12,960 That's your fucking movie. Own it. Be a man. 528 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,195 Okay, well, which is it? 529 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,196 It's both! 530 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,330 [ Horn blares ] 531 00:21:16,365 --> 00:21:17,965 Hey! Watch it! Fuck you! 532 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,400 Screw you! City's full of fucking assholes! 533 00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:20,634 Hey! Get out of the way! 534 00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:21,936 I'm sorry I didn't see your movie back home! 535 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,471 But I'm glad your mother didn't see it, 536 00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:24,739 or it would have fucking killed her. 537 00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:26,374 Jerk! I don't think so. 538 00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:28,275 She's tough, and she knows what she puts us through. 539 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:29,944 Doesn't put me through anything. I love her. 540 00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,545 You know, you don't get it. 541 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,514 I know you love her. I love her, too. 542 00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:34,915 But mom is crazy, 543 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,184 and we treat her like she's an eccentric. 544 00:21:37,219 --> 00:21:40,554 And there's a cost. That's the movie. 545 00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,023 By the way, 546 00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,991 there's no view of a fucking hospital on a hill. 547 00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,726 [ Horn blares ] It's a metaphor! 548 00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:49,897 [ Charmaine chuckling ] 549 00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:51,932 So, are you gonna tell dad I can drink wine now? 550 00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,567 Or that you're having an affair 551 00:21:53,602 --> 00:21:54,735 with your professor? 552 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:56,437 I am not having an affair. 553 00:21:56,471 --> 00:21:58,506 And why would you say that in front of my daughter? 554 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,608 She's a woman of the world! 555 00:22:00,642 --> 00:22:04,745 She lives in the sky. She sees everything. 556 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,514 One last time for posterity -- 557 00:22:06,548 --> 00:22:08,149 We are working on an academic paper together. 558 00:22:08,183 --> 00:22:09,583 That's it. End. Done. 559 00:22:09,618 --> 00:22:10,985 You think it's a paper. 560 00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:12,953 He thinks it's something more. 561 00:22:12,988 --> 00:22:14,655 [ Sighs ] I know that look. 562 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:16,190 Neil gives me that look. 563 00:22:16,224 --> 00:22:17,958 Does Evan give you that look? 564 00:22:19,494 --> 00:22:20,561 How is Evan? 565 00:22:20,595 --> 00:22:23,364 And his spastic 8-year-old? 566 00:22:23,398 --> 00:22:25,066 I don't know if I'm ready. 567 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,634 Don't change the subject! 568 00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:29,170 Oh, God. There is no subject to change! 569 00:22:30,505 --> 00:22:31,839 He's helping me. 570 00:22:31,873 --> 00:22:34,608 Something very big is happening to me. 571 00:22:34,643 --> 00:22:37,645 Day-old stew holding up well. Ready in 10. 572 00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:39,080 And, really, ladies, 573 00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,282 would I choose Liverpool over Kansas City? 574 00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:43,617 [ Both laugh ] 575 00:22:43,652 --> 00:22:44,885 Am I missing a joke? 576 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,588 It's, uh, Brighton, actually. 577 00:22:47,622 --> 00:22:49,056 You all right? 578 00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:50,624 Mm-hmm. 579 00:22:50,659 --> 00:22:52,726 Mmm. Fill it up, handsome. 580 00:22:52,761 --> 00:22:54,662 How much have you had? 581 00:22:54,696 --> 00:22:57,498 ♪ Here today ♪ 582 00:22:57,532 --> 00:22:58,999 [ Vomits ] 583 00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:06,107 ♪ We shall stay foreve-e-e-r ♪ 584 00:23:06,141 --> 00:23:08,309 To those who are not with us -- 585 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:11,912 Neil, who is learning to sell farm equipment in Houston. 586 00:23:11,947 --> 00:23:13,981 How about Neil? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 587 00:23:14,015 --> 00:23:16,784 Marshall, who is following his mother's artistic footprints 588 00:23:16,818 --> 00:23:18,085 in New York City, 589 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,754 and Max, who is riding his coattails. 590 00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:22,189 My boys in the Big Apple! 591 00:23:22,224 --> 00:23:23,491 Whoo! We love you! 592 00:23:23,525 --> 00:23:24,558 And Evan -- 593 00:23:24,593 --> 00:23:25,626 Where's Evan? 594 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,328 Oh. He's in St. Louis. 595 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,164 ...Who is peddling wind to those who want Budweiser. 596 00:23:30,198 --> 00:23:34,668 We thank our men for their abscess -- ab-- 597 00:23:34,703 --> 00:23:36,070 absence... 598 00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:38,506 [ Laughter ] Oh, drunkie, drunkie, drunkie. 599 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:41,809 ...So that we may initiate my little Wheels 600 00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:45,045 into our menstrual Sunday coven. 601 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,747 We drink our blood. 602 00:23:46,781 --> 00:23:47,882 What am I doing here? 603 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:49,083 [ Laughter ] 604 00:23:49,117 --> 00:23:50,751 I am a U.N. observer. How nice. 605 00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:54,321 And to Jack Hattaras, my mentor and collaborator 606 00:23:54,356 --> 00:23:57,424 on this...great endeavor. 607 00:23:57,459 --> 00:24:00,027 What is said great endeavor? Spill. 608 00:24:00,061 --> 00:24:03,531 Mm. What are your intentions with my sister? 609 00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:05,199 Please. Let the poor man alone. 610 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,101 No, I can talk. [ Inhales sharply ] 611 00:24:07,135 --> 00:24:10,971 Your sister has produced an extraordinary document. 612 00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:11,972 Mm. 613 00:24:12,007 --> 00:24:13,140 Ooh. 614 00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:14,808 [ Coughs ] Excuse m-- excuse me. 615 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:17,011 Stew a little spicy for you, England? 616 00:24:17,045 --> 00:24:18,946 This is so good, mom. 617 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,481 I love the crab. 618 00:24:20,515 --> 00:24:21,682 Crab? 619 00:24:21,716 --> 00:24:23,450 No. There's no crab in there. It's chicken. 620 00:24:23,485 --> 00:24:25,219 Well, this looks like crab. 621 00:24:25,253 --> 00:24:26,654 No, I did not put crab in there. 622 00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:28,022 [ Coughs ] 623 00:24:28,056 --> 00:24:29,290 [ Strained ] Extraordinarily allergic to crab. 624 00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:30,524 I told you that. 625 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:32,059 Are you okay? 626 00:24:34,462 --> 00:24:36,030 [ Breathes deeply ] 627 00:24:36,064 --> 00:24:37,064 Call an ambulance right now! 628 00:24:39,034 --> 00:24:40,568 [ Coughs ] Don't die! 629 00:24:40,602 --> 00:24:41,635 Kate: Yes, hello. 630 00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,304 [ As Bryce ] Bully, huh? 631 00:24:43,338 --> 00:24:44,305 [ Groans ] 632 00:24:44,339 --> 00:24:45,839 Easiest to get rid of? 633 00:24:45,874 --> 00:24:49,310 I hear everything. 634 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:52,079 I don't think I'd even be here if it wasn't for you. 635 00:24:52,113 --> 00:24:56,650 But don't all sons dream of killing their father? 636 00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:58,085 I don't know how old he is! He's got a beard! 637 00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,186 [ Wheezing ] 638 00:24:59,221 --> 00:25:01,021 What the fuck are you doing?! 639 00:25:02,357 --> 00:25:03,357 Buck? 640 00:25:03,391 --> 00:25:05,492 Our address is 12725 Oak Avenue. 641 00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:07,828 [ Sighs ] Charmaine, I know it's been a while, 642 00:25:07,862 --> 00:25:09,663 but I'm in the middle of a eulogy, 643 00:25:09,698 --> 00:25:10,831 and you're denying me. 644 00:25:10,865 --> 00:25:11,966 Please hurry. 645 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,033 Oh, come on. 646 00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:15,135 Think way back. 647 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,404 [ Wheezing ] 648 00:25:17,439 --> 00:25:19,106 It's your big brother. 649 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,941 And let me say... 650 00:25:20,976 --> 00:25:22,977 You have filled out nicely, sis. 651 00:25:23,011 --> 00:25:25,112 [ Choking ] 652 00:25:25,146 --> 00:25:26,413 Unh. 653 00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:27,581 I'm sorry. 654 00:25:27,616 --> 00:25:30,150 [ Imitates wheezing ] 655 00:25:30,185 --> 00:25:31,919 [ Laughing ] 656 00:25:43,565 --> 00:25:44,665 [ Door closes ] 657 00:25:44,699 --> 00:25:47,067 I'm so glad you're okay. 658 00:25:47,102 --> 00:25:48,335 I want to apologize -- 659 00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:49,770 You will be receiving an "A" 660 00:25:49,804 --> 00:25:51,639 in your Abnormal Psychology course, 661 00:25:51,673 --> 00:25:54,875 with the stipulation you do not return to the classroom. 662 00:25:54,909 --> 00:25:56,176 Do you understand? 663 00:25:57,812 --> 00:25:59,046 I do. 664 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,649 The paper you and Dr. Hattaras were working on 665 00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:03,450 will not be pursued. 666 00:26:03,485 --> 00:26:05,152 And he will take a leave of absence 667 00:26:05,186 --> 00:26:06,253 at the conclusion of the semester. 668 00:26:07,656 --> 00:26:08,956 I'm sorry. 669 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:13,027 The department considers this matter closed. 670 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,929 Okay. 671 00:26:15,964 --> 00:26:17,998 These are the names of two doctors 672 00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:21,101 that I can confidently refer you to. 673 00:26:21,136 --> 00:26:23,737 One of them resides in Chicago, the other, Boston. 674 00:26:23,772 --> 00:26:25,506 That may be a distance away, 675 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,442 but they are the leading experts in the country 676 00:26:28,476 --> 00:26:29,977 who deal with your disorder. 677 00:26:34,683 --> 00:26:36,917 Thank you. 678 00:26:41,323 --> 00:26:42,589 Thanks. 679 00:26:52,634 --> 00:26:55,836 Forget the one in Chicago. She's shit. 680 00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:58,005 The one in Boston. 681 00:26:59,874 --> 00:27:00,941 Him. 682 00:27:06,181 --> 00:27:07,748 Tara? 683 00:27:09,351 --> 00:27:10,684 Jack? 684 00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:13,487 Consider me converted. 685 00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:17,191 [ Jon Black's "Up from the Ground" plays ] 686 00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:27,949 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 687 00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:44,017 ♪ Up from the ground, up from the cold ♪