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Previously on
"United States of Tara"...
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What if there's no fixing me?
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Take this for a spin,
written by my old therapist.
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Shoshana schoenbaum, huh?
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Tara?
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Gimme came out.
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Marshall: This movie is really
about Max Gregson...
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the man who fell in love
with that.
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Your son got into
the film festival.
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Will you take me?
To New York?
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In the name
of the father, son, holy...
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[ rumbling ] Oh, fuck me!
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Kate: I really like Evan,
but that kid...
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Monty, come down here!
Monty!
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That kid's a handful.
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Abby: New mommy.
I can smell it on you.
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And I'm doing it all alone
right now.
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You really can't take care
of your kids
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until you take care
of yourself.
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I order crab tortellini.
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Catastrophically allergic
to crab.
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Why do I order it?
Because I'm thinking of you.
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I don't know what's happening
to me. I'm losing pieces.
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[ Sobbing ] Chicken is dead.
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He killed her.
Who killed her?
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[ Calm, menacing voice ]
I killed her.
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And who are you?
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I'm Bryce craine.
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I need you to take me to Tara.
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Why Tara?
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I'm going to kill her.
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[ Munching ]
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Out of the cornfield,
into the car,
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drive to a diner,
order pancakes.
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[ As Bryce ] Pancakes rule.
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Then back in the car,
drive around town,
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stop for petrol,
go to a new diner.
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Murder makes me hungry.
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Yeah, that was a stuffed toy.
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You haven't killed anything.
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I'm fucking with her,
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So, is chicken dead
or not dead?
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Dead, undead...
does it matter?
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I don't believe
in this d.I.D. Bullshit
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any more than you guys do.
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Haven't heard that one before.
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Say that again?
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And now I'm bored.
And out of cheetos.
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[ As Tara ] Uh...
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[ Sighs ]
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Tara,
this is Dr. smolow.
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Hello.
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He's a colleague of mine.
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It is Saturday.
You're in my office.
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Mm.
Take a seat.
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Something's not right.
Something...
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you've had quite a night.
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Chicken.
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I can't feel chicken.
Something happened.
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Someone...
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Bryce?
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He was just with us.
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The relevant term here,
if I may, is "abuser alter."
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It's a personality
modeled on a primary abuser...
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caretaker, family member...
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Or, in this case, stepbrother.
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This personality protects itself
from the original abuse
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by... well,
becoming the abuser.
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It's a paradox... the self
turning against itself,
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which accounts
for your cutting.
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Bryce? Who turned my brain
into bread slices?
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That's my new alter?!
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Uh...
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Yes.
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Oh, God, I need to go home.
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Actually, maybe I need
to go to the pharmacy.
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Now seems like a good time
to revisit the old anti-psychs.
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Where's the truck?
We took the ogre, right?
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Yeah, I'll drive you home.
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No, no, I'm good to drive.
I like driving.
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No, no. Okay,
you drive me home, okay?
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'Cause I came in your car.
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Oh, God, I can't feel chicken.
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She's gone.
What happened?
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We'll discuss it in the ogre.
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[ Sighing ] Okay.
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An alter
who doesn't believe in d.I.D.
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[ Door closes ]
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Mustard, spicy mustard,
fancy asshole mustard,
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relish, onions, kraut,
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something I call secret sauce,
but it ain't recommended.
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Two dogs
with mustard and kraut.
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What's wrong
with the secret sauce?
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Turns your dog into an enema.
Some people like that.
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Me... I prefer
to stay bunged up.
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Okay, then.
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Yeah!
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Good to be
out of fucking Kansas, huh?
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Fucking orgalawn and all that
crazy fucking-ass shit at home.
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I mean...I don't mean
what you think I mean.
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Mom's a handful.
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There's nothing wrong
with saying it.
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We're in New York.
Say what you want.
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A-fuckin'-men, kid.
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Two dogs
with the cowardly kraut.
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Thanks.
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It's your town.
What's the plan?
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Well, we have the festival
meet-and-greet at 7:00,
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so I was thinking
the algonquin round table,
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village vanguard,
and the Chelsea hotel?
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Yeah, fuck
the empire state building.
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What do you, uh...
What do you want to do first?
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I want to jaywalk.
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Whoo!
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Hoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh!
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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Fuck! Why do you hate me?
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Not you, little baby.
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This fucking car seat.
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Scandinavian piece of shit!
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Oh.
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Yes.
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[ Wheels crying ]
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Shit.
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Morning.
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Ooh! Somebody had
a long night.
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Buck? T?
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Eh, I couldn't sleep.
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Got up early.
Happy pills.
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I was up at 4:30,
and that truck was not there.
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[ Crying continues ] Okay,
wheels, we're going.
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Did I just lock my keys
in my car?
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Because that would be
outstanding.
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Where are you rushing off to?
Shit!
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Oh, movie matinee
for mommies and babies
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with Abby and some people
who call themselves
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the "fierce mommies
book club."
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Don't ask.
I don't know why.
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Fuck!
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[ Sighs ]
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Thank Christ.
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So, are we on
for menstrual Sunday?
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Oh, I got to pass.
I'm cramming for midterms.
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Come on.
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Kate will be back from
"louville" or "louieville"
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or whatever the fuck it is.
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Girls only,
gathering our femme power.
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I bequeath my power to wheels.
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I got to cram.
Must cram.
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Is everything okay?
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I'm...indestructible.
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[ Crying continues ]
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Okay, okay, we're going.
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All right.
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[ Judas priest's "deceiver"
plays ]
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[ Retches ]
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♪ solar winds are blowing ♪
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♪ neutron star controlling ♪
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♪ all is lost ♪
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[ as Tara ] Aah!
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Oh, my...
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[ breathing heavily ]
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F...
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oh, shit.
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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I know it's weird...
I mean, it's just a burnt book,
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but she's not there anymore.
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I mean, it's shoshana.
She never shuts the fuck up.
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And...Up...
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and upstairs, it's just...
it's really quiet.
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[ Sighs ]
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How's the hand?
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[ Scoffs ]
Well, it's been better.
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But, I mean, it's still there.
I can feel it.
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Shit.
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Which is more than I can say
for chicken and shoshana.
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So, yeah,
take down those notes,
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because now our paper is on
the craziest woman in Kansas.
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Hey, why limit ourselves
to Kansas?
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I'm sure there's some nutjob
in Argentina
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who's pretty fucking out there,
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but can he battle the molestee
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with the cream-filled
molester inside?
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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Dr. hattaras:
I can't take notes fast enough,
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let alone analyze
what I've written down.
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What's going on in that mind
is labyrinthine.
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I mean, it's... it's...
it's beyond the...
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beyond your reach?
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Let's move right on
past the ethical lapses
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that you're not dealing with
here, Jack,
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and say it plain...
she needs professional help.
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I'm a professional.
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You're a Professor... mondays,
wednesdays, and office hours.
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Today is Saturday.
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The campus is closed,
and that woman is unraveling.
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So we should put her on an ice
floe and just push her off.
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Look,
the department understands
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what you've been going
through... the kite man.
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It's understandable that you want
to move on to something else.
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That has absolutely nothing
to do with her!
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Right in front of you, Jack.
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The department also needs
to think about liability.
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You in there with her...
that is a lawsuit.
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You don't walk out
on a patient.
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A patient?
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[ Sighs ]
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Get yourself out of this,
Jack, or I will.
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You're out of your depth here.
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So says the Kansas state
overland park
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co-chair
of the psych department.
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She'll make
a fantastic obituary
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for the Kansas
fuck-all gazette.
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See you Monday.
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[ Engine turns over ]
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Sensible smolow, the Karl jung
of eastern Missouri,
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died today in a crappy motel,
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his dick in between the slices
of a roast-beef sandwich!
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His children rejoiced!
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[ Sighs ]
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That was the best museum
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dedicated to the manufacturing
of baseball bats
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I've ever been to.
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Well, a brighter man
would point out
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that this is the only museum
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dedicated to the manufacturing
of baseball bats. [ Laughs ]
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Well, I like bright men
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as much as I like
baseball-bat museums.
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So you hate this place
but you like me.
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Hmm.
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I don't have any hate
in my body,
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and how I feel about you
remains shrouded in mystery.
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Mmm.
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Give me my bat,
no-butt.
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Hey. How'd it go
in there, kiddo?
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You make a spicy meatball?
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Oh-ho, yeah.
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A spicy meatball?
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That's a number two.
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Oh. That's cute, kind of.
Not really.
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I have a butt.
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Monty, be careful where you're
swinging the bat, okay, bud?
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I mean, for a white girl, it's
got a little push, little bump.
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I love your ass...
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ow! Mont...
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timeout!
Time-fucking-out!
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You said "fuck."
You said "fuck."
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Get over here!
Get over here now!
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Mont... sorry.
I'll be right back.
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Monty!
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh. Not mine.
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No.
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Marshall:
So, the subway doors open,
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and I get shoved into the armpit
of this 6-foot-something guy
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with shock-white hair,
and I look up,
261
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,100
but instead of saying
"I'm sorry,"
262
00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,400
I just say,
"oh, my fucking God!
263
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,868
You're Jim jarmusch!"
264
00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:52,434
Tara:
Who's Jim jarmusch?
265
00:09:52,434 --> 00:09:53,868
Are you kidding me?
266
00:09:53,868 --> 00:09:56,000
Same film over and over again
... "stranger than paradise."
267
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,267
Minimal plotting, funereal pacing.
"Down by law," "dead man."
268
00:09:58,267 --> 00:09:59,734
Arty American stuff.
"Ghost dog: The way of the samurai."
269
00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:01,234
Tell him...
it's my son.
270
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,968
I told him about
the screening tomorrow.
271
00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,200
He said he'd try to come.
272
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,934
And then a couple people
started saying,
273
00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:07,234
"come on!
Go to his movie!"
274
00:10:07,234 --> 00:10:10,067
And then, like half the subway
starts shouting at him.
275
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,534
And he says,
"I give. I'll go."
276
00:10:13,534 --> 00:10:15,701
Jim jarmusch
is gonna see my movie!
277
00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:16,701
Oh, my God!
278
00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:18,734
That's...
that's amazing, moosh.
279
00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:20,234
Top five days of all time.
280
00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:21,400
I got to call Noah
281
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,834
and tell him, "owwww!"
282
00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,434
Owwww!
283
00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:26,634
We are excited young men
with double beds
284
00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:29,434
and a view of a crazy person
pissing in a garbage can.
285
00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:30,467
What's going on there?
286
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,133
What's going on here?
Uh...
287
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,467
"I have a 14-year-old prep-school
degenerate bit of this, bit of that.
288
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,467
Macheteing his way into my insides.
" Same old, same old.
289
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:37,834
Midterms kicking your ass?
290
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,000
How did you know?
291
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,567
I know my wife.
292
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,267
Well, the wife...
293
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,434
Would like a gift.
294
00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:47,267
Yeah. How about something for a
teenage sociopath? Wife gets a gift.
295
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,701
Dark glasses, meat cleaver.
296
00:10:48,701 --> 00:10:49,734
I miss you.
297
00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:50,968
Love you.
298
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,701
Love you, too.
299
00:10:52,701 --> 00:10:54,934
Shit. [ Sighs ] Well,
at least he knows.
300
00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:56,767
My son is having
the best weekend of his life.
301
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,734
It can wait a day.
I'll be fine.
302
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:03,868
You can't, shouldn't,
and shan't do this on your own.
303
00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:08,267
Therefore, meager contents
of your freezer for dinner
304
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,234
and perhaps
a little amuse-bouche
305
00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:13,067
to whet the appetite.
306
00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:21,534
I was...
307
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:26,067
If stars exist in academia...
308
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,334
A star.
309
00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:32,667
Arrogant, aggressive,
best-selling.
310
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,834
[ Chuckles ] But how do...
311
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:37,501
do you get from Oxford
to Columbia to k.S.O.P.?
312
00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:39,000
[ Inhales sharply ]
313
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000
You stop believing
you're a star.
314
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,300
Or, really,
you believe it too much.
315
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,400
7s.
316
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,167
Hmm.
317
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:48,701
Go fish.
318
00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:51,934
Maybe you slept with a student.
319
00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:53,000
[ Gasps ]
320
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,834
Queens?
321
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:59,767
God save her
and her ugly sister.
322
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:00,767
[ Chuckles ]
323
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,334
Yes, students, graduates,
324
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,601
undergraduates,
faculty, spouses.
325
00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:07,567
But that doesn't get you
to k.S.O.P.
326
00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,467
To get here...
327
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,133
You really
got to forget your name.
328
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,667
Your turn.
329
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,300
You stand at the mirror,
330
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,434
and you don't know
who you're looking at.
331
00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:20,734
Dry-cleaner hands you a suit
you don't remember wearing.
332
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:21,968
[ Clicks tongue ]
333
00:12:21,968 --> 00:12:24,601
But you have the receipt
that matches the claim ticket,
334
00:12:24,601 --> 00:12:25,934
so it must be so.
335
00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:29,567
[ Drowsily ]
This drugs are good.
336
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,901
These dr...
337
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,300
[ chuckles ]
338
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,300
You.
339
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,000
Okay.
340
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:40,834
So that continued
for quite a while,
341
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,400
but recently,
something changed.
342
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,734
[ Yawning ] Kite boy?
343
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,701
No... you.
344
00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:49,400
The contract.
345
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,701
Our work.
346
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,501
Give me all your Jacks, Jack.
347
00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:57,000
[ Inhales deeply ]
348
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,968
[ Laughs ]
349
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,501
Yes.
350
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,501
[ Sighs ]
351
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,234
He really killed them,
you know.
352
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:20,367
And the other alters
are angry at me.
353
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,300
They think I can stop it.
354
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,767
They just...Hide in the corners
and won't talk to me.
355
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:32,167
See, I've had these friends
inside me for 20 years now.
356
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,734
And they are friends, but...
357
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,834
I've always wanted them to go.
358
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,567
I know.
359
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,400
'Cause they're no help.
360
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,634
Right?
361
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:49,534
I mean, maybe Bryce is
the only way I know
362
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,300
how to make them...
363
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,400
go.
364
00:13:57,033 --> 00:14:01,200
What do you think
about that, Jack?
365
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,701
[ Sniffles ]
366
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:11,400
[ Sighs ] I think
Jack is deluding himself.
367
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,634
[ Sighs ]
368
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,501
Donnie, don't go up there!
You'll...
369
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:17,701
[ thud ]
370
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,567
[ Boy crying ]
Sweetie, I told you.
371
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,367
It's called gravity and hubris.
372
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,934
They're with you for life.
373
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,834
How do they let them
run around like that?
374
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,634
Oh, you got to let them fall,
Charmaine.
375
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,400
I don't want them to fall.
376
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,100
I want
a fall-free child.
377
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,167
And I want Michelle kwan,
but my Cindy's a g.D. Klutz.
378
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,634
May she make it to 15
without an abortion.
379
00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,334
I keep seeing her first steps,
380
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,501
and I see
this stabby, 90-degree cabinet
381
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:41,300
headed
straight for her eyeball.
382
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,367
Blam! Blindness!
No date for the prom!
383
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,334
I mean, this is
where my mind goes.
384
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:48,000
I am a high-strung,
neurotic mom, Abby.
385
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,367
We all are.
386
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:52,000
That's why we need to find
balance whatever way we can.
387
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,200
How about
a little "Anna Karenina"?
388
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,067
I don't get that joke,
but thank you.
389
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,267
Mm.
390
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,934
That's not water.
391
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,067
Stoli and rocks.
392
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,467
Pump it, dump it,
and buy some formula.
393
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,701
Ain't that right, ladies?
394
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,234
"Breakfast
at Tiffany's."
395
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,167
Mimosa.
396
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,167
"Beyond the valley
of the dolls."
397
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,300
Oh, I think that's a movie.
398
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,834
I don't read.
399
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:14,901
[ Laughter ]
400
00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:16,667
So, what book
do you want to read?
401
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,400
"Breakfast
at Tiffany's."
402
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,834
Yeah!
403
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,834
To the fierce mommies
book club.
404
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,167
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
405
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,601
Yeah!
406
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,334
Roscoe!
407
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:31,501
Put that back in your pants.
No one wants to see that.
408
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,000
[ Indistinct conversations ]
409
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,334
Welcome back from break.
410
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,868
We've got three more hours
of films to watch,
411
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,167
so let's just dive in.
412
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,567
From overland park, Kansas,
413
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:43,868
a film from Marshall Gregson
and Noah Kane.
414
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,033
I-I'm proud.
415
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,067
I'm proud and nervous.
You... you nervous?
416
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,400
Yes. Shh.
417
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,801
[ Thunder rumbles ]
418
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:54,033
Marshall:
Her name is Tara... my mom.
419
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:59,300
20 years ago, she was diagnosed
with something called d.I.D.,
420
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,901
or multiple personality
disorder.
421
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:03,868
So, in addition
to being my mom,
422
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,367
she's also a housewife
stuck in the eisenhower era,
423
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,267
a Vietnam vet,
a high-school dropout,
424
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:12,234
a Manhattan psychotherapist,
a rabid uber-id,
425
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:14,267
and a 5-year-old girl.
426
00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:23,968
But this isn't a story
about my mom.
427
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:26,667
It's about my dad...
428
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,734
a man living one life,
dreaming another.
429
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,667
[ Thunder rumbles ]
430
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:49,434
[ Muffled ]
* neutron star controlling *
431
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:52,033
♪ all is lost ♪
432
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,067
[ sighs ]
433
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:56,267
♪ doomed and tossed ♪
434
00:16:56,267 --> 00:17:01,267
♪ at what cost forever ♪
435
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:09,767
♪ meteors fly around me ♪
436
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,634
♪ comets die ♪
437
00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,200
♪ and then they, and then they ♪
438
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200
♪ you wanna see
how they try to surround me? ♪
439
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,434
♪ I can say ♪
440
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:23,167
[ louder ] * here today *
441
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:29,367
♪ we shall stay foreve-e-e-r ♪
442
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:30,901
♪ owww! ♪
443
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,801
[ instrumental break ]
444
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,200
[ Thudding ]
445
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:53,434
[ As Bryce ]
I know what you're thinking.
446
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,968
Why the pumpkin head?
447
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:58,834
Well...
448
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:02,667
I don't really have an answer
for you, but, uh...
449
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,367
Have you met gimme?
450
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,968
Whoops!
451
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,300
Marshall: And every night in
overland park ends the same...
452
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,434
light dying on the houses,
453
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:18,400
the trees, and the hospital
on the hill.
454
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:23,467
And despite all evidence
around him, Max makes good.
455
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,067
Max: So, yeah,
everything turns out all right.
456
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,067
I mean, everything's great,
you know?
457
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,901
There's some bumps
along the way, but we make it.
458
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,734
And that's it, really.
459
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,968
You just kind of go on...
one day and then another day.
460
00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:36,901
[ Thunder rumbles ]
461
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,467
Right?
462
00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:44,033
[ Applause ]
463
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,300
[ Laughing ]
464
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,200
Where's Tara?
465
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,300
[ Groans ]
466
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,567
She's at the zoo.
467
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:08,968
She's watching porn.
468
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,234
She's...Stuck
in a pringles can.
469
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,467
[ Sighs ]
470
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:15,234
Do you want
to fuck the pumpkin?
471
00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:16,467
It's fun.
472
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,501
Hang on.
Why the ritualized killing?
473
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,734
You know they're phony.
Why do you do it?
474
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,467
I'm a growing boy.
475
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:30,300
And there's only so much room
in the upstairs.
476
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:34,467
The little girl, the Jew,
the poncho...
477
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,701
three down, three to go.
478
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:39,868
And then?
479
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,334
And then...
480
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:45,868
It's just me and her.
481
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:48,501
And then it's just me.
482
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:54,234
And you realize...
483
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:58,267
That if you kill her,
you kill yourself?
484
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:02,234
You're really starting
to piss me the fuck off.
485
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,100
I got to take a dump.
486
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:07,567
[ Knife thuds ] [ As Tara ] Oh, God.
I can't do this.
487
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,133
I can't do this!
It's too much! I can't!
488
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,868
Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
489
00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:12,267
Okay.
490
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,934
[ Strained ] They're all really scared.
He's gonna kill them.
491
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:17,834
No. Bryce is a bully.
We face him down.
492
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,367
He's the easiest one
to get rid of.
493
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,033
Okay?
Okay.
494
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,100
I think you need
another little amuse-bouche.
495
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,334
Hang on.
496
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,167
Charmaine: We're here!
497
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,000
We bring your femme power back!
498
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,234
Kate: And we're not buying
"I'm tired!"
499
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:31,434
Oh, shit.
500
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,100
Oh, shit. Don't go.
Get me through this.
501
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,767
Honorable mention.
502
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,067
I had one camera
and some dolls, fine,
503
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,400
but it was better than
504
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,934
"my retard janitor
has wise things to say."
505
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,467
And Jim jarmusch...
what an asshole!
506
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,033
Maybe he had better shit
to do today.
507
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,334
Well, then
he should have said so.
508
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:46,667
I mean, say what you mean.
509
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,767
Is that really what you think
of our family, of me?
510
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:50,934
It's a movie, dad.
511
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,667
No, no, no, no.
You say what you mean.
512
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,400
"Max is a coward
for hanging in there."
513
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,267
"Max is a fucking dipshit
514
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,901
for loving his wife
and raising his kids."
515
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,734
I'm guessing that's why
you didn't show it to us.
516
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,601
No, everyone was so caught up
in their own shit...
517
00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,734
mom and school,
you and orgalawn...
518
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,834
no one even fucking asked
to see it.
519
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,801
You can't take a bunch
of fucking random moments
520
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,200
and stick them
in a doll's mouth
521
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,734
and tell the world
"that's the guy."
522
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:13,100
It ain't the fucking guy!
523
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,734
I know that!
It's a short film!
524
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,534
I couldn't do everything!
I'm sorry!
525
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,133
Well, don't fucking
back down now.
526
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,133
That's your fucking movie.
Own it. Be a man.
527
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,367
Okay, well, which is it?
528
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,367
It's both!
529
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,400
[ Horn blares ]
530
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,834
Hey! Watch it!
Fuck you!
531
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,167
Screw you!
City's full of fucking assholes!
532
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:27,300
Hey!
Get out of the way!
533
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,934
I'm sorry I didn't
see your movie back home!
534
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,400
But I'm glad
your mother didn't see it,
535
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,767
or it would have
fucking killed her.
536
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,267
Jerk!
I don't think so.
537
00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:35,334
She's tough, and she knows
what she puts us through.
538
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,133
Doesn't put me through anything.
I love her.
539
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,367
You know, you don't get it.
540
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,701
I know you love her.
I love her, too.
541
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,834
But mom is crazy,
542
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,367
and we treat her
like she's an eccentric.
543
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:47,734
And there's a cost.
That's the movie.
544
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,000
By the way,
545
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,167
there's no view of
a fucking hospital on a hill.
546
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,901
[ Horn blares ]
It's a metaphor!
547
00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:57,067
[ Charmaine chuckling ]
548
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,133
So, are you gonna tell dad
I can drink wine now?
549
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:00,767
Or that you're having an affair
550
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:01,834
with your Professor?
551
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,634
I am not having an affair.
552
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,701
And why would you say that
in front of my daughter?
553
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,801
She's a woman of the world!
554
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:11,934
She lives in the sky.
She sees everything.
555
00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:13,367
One last time for posterity...
556
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,334
we are working
on an academic paper together.
557
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,767
That's it. End. Done.
558
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,167
You think it's a paper.
559
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,133
He thinks it's something more.
560
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,834
[ Sighs ] I know that look.
561
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:23,367
Neil gives me that look.
562
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,167
Does Evan give you that look?
563
00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:27,634
How is Evan?
564
00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:30,534
And his spastic
8-year-old?
565
00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:32,267
I don't know if I'm ready.
566
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,834
Don't change the subject!
567
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:36,367
Oh, God. There is
no subject to change!
568
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:38,934
He's helping me.
569
00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:41,801
Something very big
is happening to me.
570
00:22:41,801 --> 00:22:44,834
Day-old stew holding up well.
Ready in 10.
571
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,033
And, really, ladies,
572
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,467
would I choose liverpool
over Kansas City?
573
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,801
[ Both laugh ]
574
00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:51,834
Am I missing a joke?
575
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:54,767
It's, uh, Brighton, actually.
576
00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,234
You all right?
577
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:57,801
Mm-hmm.
578
00:22:57,801 --> 00:22:59,901
Mmm.
Fill it up, handsome.
579
00:22:59,901 --> 00:23:01,834
How much have you had?
580
00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:04,667
♪ here today ♪
581
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,200
[ vomits ]
582
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:13,300
♪ we shall stay foreve-e-e-r ♪
583
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,501
to those who are not with us...
584
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:19,100
Neil, who is learning to sell
farm equipment in Houston.
585
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,834
How about Neil?
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
586
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,968
Marshall, who is following
his mother's artistic footprints
587
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,067
in New York City,
588
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:27,934
and Max,
who is riding his coattails.
589
00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:29,367
My boys in the big apple!
590
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,667
Whoo!
We love you!
591
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:31,734
And Evan...
592
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:32,734
where's Evan?
593
00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:34,000
Oh.
He's in St. Louis.
594
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,334
Who is peddling wind
to those who want budweiser.
595
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:41,868
We thank our men
for their abscess... ab...
596
00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,167
absence...
597
00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,734
[ Laughter ] Oh, drunkie,
drunkie, drunkie.
598
00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:49,033
So that we may initiate
my little wheels
599
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:52,267
into our menstrual
Sunday coven.
600
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:53,968
We drink our blood.
601
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,100
What am I doing here?
602
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100
[ Laughter ]
603
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,901
I am a u.N. Observer.
How nice.
604
00:23:57,901 --> 00:24:01,534
And to Jack hattaras,
my mentor and collaborator
605
00:24:01,534 --> 00:24:04,634
on this...
Great endeavor.
606
00:24:04,634 --> 00:24:07,234
What is
said great endeavor? Spill.
607
00:24:07,234 --> 00:24:10,734
Mm. What are your intentions
with my sister?
608
00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:12,334
Please.
Let the poor man alone.
609
00:24:12,334 --> 00:24:14,334
No, I can talk.
[ Inhales sharply ]
610
00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:18,200
Your sister has produced
an extraordinary document.
611
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,200
Mm.
612
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,367
Ooh.
613
00:24:20,367 --> 00:24:22,000
[ Coughs ]
Excuse m... excuse me.
614
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,234
Stew a little spicy for you,
england?
615
00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:26,167
This is so good, mom.
616
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,701
I love the crab.
617
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:28,767
Crab?
618
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,667
No. There's no crab in there.
It's chicken.
619
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,434
Well, this looks like crab.
620
00:24:32,434 --> 00:24:33,868
No, I did not put crab
in there.
621
00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:35,033
[ Coughs ]
622
00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:36,400
[ Strained ] Extraordinarily
allergic to crab.
623
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,734
I told you that.
624
00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:39,267
Are you okay?
625
00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:43,234
[ Breathes deeply ]
626
00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:44,300
Call an ambulance right now!
627
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,801
[ Coughs ] Don't die!
628
00:24:47,801 --> 00:24:48,801
Kate: Yes, hello.
629
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,534
[ As Bryce ] Bully, huh?
630
00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:51,534
[ Groans ]
631
00:24:51,534 --> 00:24:53,067
Easiest to get rid of?
632
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:56,534
I hear everything.
633
00:24:56,534 --> 00:24:59,300
I don't think I'd even be here
if it wasn't for you.
634
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:03,868
But don't all sons dream
of killing their father?
635
00:25:03,868 --> 00:25:05,267
I don't know how old he is!
He's got a beard!
636
00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:06,300
[ Wheezing ]
637
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,200
What the fuck are you doing?!
638
00:25:09,534 --> 00:25:10,534
Buck?
639
00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:12,701
Our address is
12725 oak Avenue.
640
00:25:12,701 --> 00:25:15,033
[ Sighs ] Charmaine,
I know it's been a while,
641
00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,868
but I'm in the middle
of a eulogy,
642
00:25:16,868 --> 00:25:18,033
and you're denying me.
643
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,200
Please hurry.
644
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,300
Oh, come on.
645
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,400
Think way back.
646
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,667
[ Wheezing ]
647
00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:26,367
It's your big brother.
648
00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:28,200
And let me say...
649
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,234
You have filled out
nicely, sis.
650
00:25:30,234 --> 00:25:32,367
[ Choking ]
651
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,667
Unh.
652
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:34,834
I'm sorry.
653
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,400
[ Imitates wheezing ]
654
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,167
[ Laughing ]
655
00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:51,901
[ Door closes ]
656
00:25:51,901 --> 00:25:54,334
I'm so glad you're okay.
657
00:25:54,334 --> 00:25:55,467
I want to apologize...
658
00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:56,901
you will be receiving an "a"
659
00:25:56,901 --> 00:25:58,601
in your abnormal psychology
course,
660
00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:02,133
with the stipulation you do not
return to the classroom.
661
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,400
Do you understand?
662
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:06,200
I do.
663
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,901
The paper you and Dr. hattaras
were working on
664
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,701
will not be pursued.
665
00:26:10,701 --> 00:26:12,133
And he will take
a leave of absence
666
00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:13,467
at the conclusion
of the semester.
667
00:26:14,868 --> 00:26:16,167
I'm sorry.
668
00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:20,267
The department
considers this matter closed.
669
00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:23,167
Okay.
670
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,267
These are the names
of two doctors
671
00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:28,367
that I can confidently
refer you to.
672
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:31,000
One of them resides in Chicago,
the other, Boston.
673
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,701
That may be a distance away,
674
00:26:32,701 --> 00:26:35,701
but they are the leading experts
in the country
675
00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:37,234
who deal with your disorder.
676
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,133
Thank you.
677
00:26:48,534 --> 00:26:49,834
Thanks.
678
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,100
Forget the one in Chicago.
She's shit.
679
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,300
The one in Boston.
680
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,200
Him.
681
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,000
Tara?
682
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:17,934
Jack?
683
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:20,734
Consider me converted.
684
00:27:20,734 --> 00:27:24,434
[ Jon black's
"up from the ground" plays ]
685
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:41,234
♪ up from the ground,
up from the cold ♪
686
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:51,067
♪ I've been here before,
I know how this goes ♪
687
00:27:55,133 --> 00:28:00,901
♪ I thought it was good,
I thought it was right ♪
688
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:10,434
♪ but hope turns to fear
when there's absence of light ♪