1 00:00:02,344 --> 00:00:05,344 I guess it was pretty desperate thinking the Guild could help me 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,480 with this Zaboo, you know, whatever this is. 3 00:00:09,518 --> 00:00:12,119 Maybe I should go to my spam folder for help. 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,956 "Dear Minni Hymen, thanks for telling me about your herbal Viagra. 5 00:00:14,957 --> 00:00:17,957 Any chance you could help me with this warlock on my couch?" 6 00:00:18,193 --> 00:00:21,193 I know. I'm not funny. 7 00:00:35,777 --> 00:00:37,812 I knew leaving Bladezz out was a mistake. 8 00:00:37,813 --> 00:00:39,780 Tink said she'd talk him down, you know? They're close. 9 00:00:39,781 --> 00:00:42,617 They kill newbies together for fun. 10 00:00:42,618 --> 00:00:45,618 So, now that that courtship part is over, 11 00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:48,621 I figure I can put my wizard staff into your mana pool now and... 12 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:52,625 No! No! Ugh! Okay, Zaboo, I need you to get a hotel room. 13 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,831 This is not working out. 14 00:00:56,832 --> 00:00:59,200 Okay, but then how can we form a codependency together? 15 00:00:59,201 --> 00:01:00,835 That doesn't compute. 16 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:03,836 Yes. Exactly. Look, I just got out of a relationship, and it's just... 17 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,542 Oh, right. The guy whose cello you set on fire? 18 00:01:08,543 --> 00:01:09,443 Cello'd. 19 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,646 How did you know about that? 20 00:01:11,647 --> 00:01:12,980 Look who I'm talking to. 21 00:01:12,981 --> 00:01:15,981 Hey, no worries. I dig the fiery redhead thing. 22 00:01:16,351 --> 00:01:19,351 Even if it's clearly not natural. 23 00:01:19,554 --> 00:01:22,554 Look, I found him with the first-chair oboist, Gunther, 24 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,792 and his... 25 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,093 His oboe. 26 00:01:26,094 --> 00:01:27,628 Oboe'd. 27 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,131 I don't know. 28 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,034 Maybe video games do make you violent. 29 00:01:33,035 --> 00:01:36,035 No! Shh! Shut up, okay? 30 00:01:38,006 --> 00:01:38,873 Shut your mouth. 31 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:41,874 - Okay? - Okay. 32 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,014 Oops. Woodie'd. 33 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:49,350 Okay. Okay. I want you out of here. 34 00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:52,320 Um, you're inappropriate. I am not interested in you. 35 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,321 And I don't want you here. Okay? Done. 36 00:01:57,592 --> 00:01:58,259 Cool. 37 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:01,260 Yeah, I can read body language. I get it. I get it. 38 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:04,897 I'll, uh... I'll go pack my stuff. 39 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:11,070 I don't not like you. 40 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:15,140 Oh! 41 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:21,447 Hey, I'm sorry, okay? 42 00:02:21,483 --> 00:02:24,483 I just schwing for you. 43 00:02:32,961 --> 00:02:34,495 Tink! Take out the runners! 44 00:02:34,496 --> 00:02:35,629 They're pulling more mobs! 45 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:38,630 But I thought if I play like a taint bag, I get to keep all the loot. 46 00:02:39,134 --> 00:02:40,868 Isn't that how you run the Guild now? 47 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,869 You guys! Stop fighting! Jeez! 48 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:47,541 Hey, we're... I'm back. 49 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,609 Good! Get in here! 50 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:49,677 Zaboo, too! 51 00:02:49,678 --> 00:02:51,879 Zaboo won't be logging on right now. 52 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,681 - Post-coital'd? - Clara! 53 00:02:53,682 --> 00:02:55,449 You're running into the wall again! 54 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,451 Sorry! I'm playing one-handed. 55 00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:59,687 I'm almost finished pumping. 56 00:02:59,688 --> 00:03:01,655 I wish Bladezz was here for that one. 57 00:03:01,656 --> 00:03:04,656 Me, too. I'd like to open negotiations immediately for the Guild Bank. 58 00:03:06,461 --> 00:03:08,329 This is why I don't leave the house. 59 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:09,430 I'm sorry, everyone! 60 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:11,932 It was my idea to have the meeting, and now Zaboo's upset... 61 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:14,402 Oh, my God, you guys! 62 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,137 I'm in big trouble. 63 00:03:16,138 --> 00:03:17,705 My nanny quit. 64 00:03:17,706 --> 00:03:18,806 What? Just now? 65 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,807 No! I guess she left like a week ago. She's IMing me right now. 66 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,745 How could you not notice she was gone? 67 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,746 She claims I didn't hear her quitting because I was "killing gnomes," 68 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,785 which is just stupid because I'm a gnome. 69 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,686 And then she says she left a note. 70 00:03:32,687 --> 00:03:34,388 There's no note! 71 00:03:34,389 --> 00:03:36,824 I can't believe you left your kids alone that long! 72 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:37,758 Are they okay? 73 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,127 They're fine. Maybe. 74 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:41,929 See, the baby got fed 'cause my breasts, 75 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,365 they get all achy to remind me. 76 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:47,067 But I guess Bell and Gaby have been feeding themselves. 77 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:50,068 Ugh! No wonder they smell like ham and crayons! 78 00:03:50,238 --> 00:03:53,238 Should I take them to the ER or just wait for rainbow poo? 79 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,810 I'm not qualified to answer that. 80 00:03:55,811 --> 00:03:58,012 I am, however, certified in CPR and sushi preparation. 81 00:03:58,013 --> 00:03:59,380 No one cares. 82 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:01,649 I need a new nanny, like, tomorrow. 83 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:03,417 I have super important plans, 84 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:06,418 and my husband will notice if they're all loose and stuff. 85 00:04:06,521 --> 00:04:07,755 Can't he watch them? 86 00:04:07,756 --> 00:04:10,591 It's his day off. Why would he want to spend it with the kids? 87 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:12,493 You can pick up a guy at the Home Depot parking lot. 88 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:13,394 They come cheap. 89 00:04:13,395 --> 00:04:16,096 She's not repairing a roof! 90 00:04:16,097 --> 00:04:18,232 My research shows that nannies 91 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,935 earn anywhere from 8 to 12 dollars an hour. 92 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:23,904 I would be happy to offer my services for a comparable price. 93 00:04:23,905 --> 00:04:25,773 No! I want the babies! 94 00:04:25,774 --> 00:04:26,540 Why? 95 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,776 You have the maternal instincts of a wood chipper. 96 00:04:28,777 --> 00:04:31,777 Vork wants them. I want to punish Vork, so I want them. 97 00:04:32,247 --> 00:04:34,548 He gave away the Guild Bank! 98 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:37,318 I want him homeless and logging on from a ditch. 99 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,153 I need the money, Tink! 100 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,822 I spent 50 percent of my savings on that meal today! 101 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,891 Um, your share was, like, 10 bucks. 102 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:46,892 10 dollars and 87 cents. 103 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,963 I know that number well. 104 00:04:48,964 --> 00:04:50,931 Well, if Vork needs the money... 105 00:04:50,932 --> 00:04:52,433 Forget money! I have a uterus! 106 00:04:52,434 --> 00:04:55,434 Ooh! I was in a sorority. I'm super into vagina loyalty. 107 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:04,745 Where's my son? I know he's here! 108 00:05:04,746 --> 00:05:06,514 I tracked his GPS signal. 109 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,849 GPS? I thought he took the bus. 110 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,851 He's been microchipped. 111 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,852 Mom? What are you doing here?