1 00:00:20,849 --> 00:00:24,152 Would you like to try a lumiere? They're great! 2 00:00:32,761 --> 00:00:34,696 Would you like a lumiere? 3 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,588 Oh! 4 00:00:57,489 --> 00:00:58,790 I feel nauseous. 5 00:00:58,824 --> 00:01:00,259 It'll pass. 6 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,496 Well done. As you were. 7 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:07,368 Wait. Are you like, the head of the faeries or somethin'? 8 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:10,205 Oh, hardly. No, I'm your... 9 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:11,974 I'm your godmother. You know, it's a... 10 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:14,309 I have a Faerie Godmother? 11 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:18,581 Oh, it's not all fun and parties. Some of us have to work. 12 00:01:18,616 --> 00:01:22,253 Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck? 13 00:01:22,287 --> 00:01:24,788 Do you know how many times I could have used a Faerie Godmother? 14 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,324 Well, you're still alive, aren't you? 15 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:29,127 You're not exactly Miss Trouble-Free, you know. 16 00:01:29,161 --> 00:01:31,063 Come on. Let's enjoy the party. 17 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:36,704 Sookie? 18 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:39,607 Barry? Yeah. 19 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,143 The bellboy? Yeah. 20 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,412 How long have you been here? 21 00:01:42,446 --> 00:01:45,448 We just got here. Jesus, can you believe this place? 22 00:01:46,851 --> 00:01:48,919 Oh, this is my Faerie Godmother, Lloyd. 23 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:50,087 Hi. 24 00:01:51,556 --> 00:01:53,457 Look at everyone. 25 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:55,927 Do you realize this is like the one place in the universe where we're not freaks? 26 00:01:57,096 --> 00:01:58,631 Well, we're going to get a drink. 27 00:01:58,665 --> 00:02:01,434 Once you two are finished chatting, mingle. 28 00:02:04,739 --> 00:02:07,441 Would you like a lumiere? A light-fruit. 29 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,045 Yeah. 30 00:02:13,317 --> 00:02:15,118 Oh, my God! 31 00:02:15,152 --> 00:02:16,319 Mmm. 32 00:02:17,455 --> 00:02:18,656 Mmm. 33 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:21,726 Mmm. 34 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,462 Barry, hold on a sec. 35 00:02:23,496 --> 00:02:26,232 Mmm. Whoa. 36 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:30,238 This is like biting into pure happiness. You gotta try this, Sookie. 37 00:02:30,272 --> 00:02:31,606 Yeah, hold on. 38 00:02:31,641 --> 00:02:32,674 Mmm. 39 00:02:32,742 --> 00:02:33,909 Mmm. 40 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:40,112 Now, isn't that a beauty? 41 00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:42,648 Just turned ripe. 42 00:02:52,654 --> 00:02:53,720 Mmm. 43 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:54,920 Granddaddy? 44 00:02:57,258 --> 00:02:58,391 Beg your pardon? 45 00:02:59,393 --> 00:03:00,561 Granddaddy Earl. 46 00:03:03,231 --> 00:03:04,397 I'm Sookie. 47 00:03:12,075 --> 00:03:13,409 I just saw you last week. 48 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:16,446 It was your birthday. 49 00:03:17,816 --> 00:03:21,519 Granddaddy, that was twenty years ago. 50 00:04:57,888 --> 00:04:59,589 Oh, my Lord. It's... 51 00:05:00,991 --> 00:05:03,493 Your grandma, did she... 52 00:05:05,395 --> 00:05:06,963 Did she pass gentle? 53 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:12,502 It was peaceful. She lived a happy life. 54 00:05:13,971 --> 00:05:18,841 Mama and Daddy, they were in a flood, so I have no idea. 55 00:05:18,876 --> 00:05:20,443 I try not to think about it. 56 00:05:21,845 --> 00:05:23,446 It's just me and Jason now. 57 00:05:26,016 --> 00:05:29,986 Twenty years! I can't understand how... 58 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,521 I swear, I've only been here a few hours. 59 00:05:32,556 --> 00:05:34,624 You've been here all this time? 60 00:05:34,658 --> 00:05:36,459 I... 61 00:05:38,362 --> 00:05:40,630 I must have lost track of time. 62 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:44,334 It's just, everything seems so... 63 00:05:46,337 --> 00:05:47,503 lovely. 64 00:05:53,846 --> 00:05:55,380 Would you like a lumiere? 65 00:06:00,019 --> 00:06:01,920 Granddaddy, can you hear me? 66 00:06:03,222 --> 00:06:05,023 Yes. Yes, I can hear you. 67 00:06:05,058 --> 00:06:07,726 This is a trap. We need to leave. 68 00:06:11,331 --> 00:06:12,531 A trap? 69 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:18,606 The trap is the world you've left behind. 70 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:23,312 Oh, no need to bow. We're all friends here. 71 00:06:24,648 --> 00:06:27,751 I'm sorry. I just have no idea who you are. 72 00:06:27,785 --> 00:06:31,623 You can call me Mab. I am the one who sent for you. 73 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,825 Have you had a try of the lumiere fruit yet? 74 00:06:34,859 --> 00:06:36,226 No, I haven't had a chance. It's really very good. 75 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:37,395 I'm not hungry. Have a taste. 76 00:06:37,429 --> 00:06:38,696 I don't want any. 77 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:43,667 The future of our kind is in peril. 78 00:06:43,735 --> 00:06:47,441 A vampire breached our realm because he'd had a taste of faerie blood. 79 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,779 Your blood. 80 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:52,783 In the old kingdom, vampires nearly drank us to extinction. 81 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:54,419 They drove us onto this plane. 82 00:06:54,453 --> 00:06:57,089 Well, it won't happen again. I'm staying away from vampires. 83 00:06:57,123 --> 00:06:58,390 I can guaran-damn-tee you that! 84 00:06:58,424 --> 00:07:00,958 Oh, I know. 85 00:07:00,993 --> 00:07:04,129 We can't have bearers of the fae on the human plane any longer. 86 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:07,197 We've sown too many seeds with humans. Now it is time to harvest! 87 00:07:08,134 --> 00:07:09,534 Harvest? 88 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:14,038 You're harvesting people. 89 00:07:14,073 --> 00:07:15,706 Fruit, please. 90 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:18,510 Get away from me! 91 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:20,846 Eat it. 92 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:40,334 Granddaddy, run! 93 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,774 Do not let the girl escape! 94 00:07:52,052 --> 00:07:53,452 Get her! 95 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,260 Can you keep up? 96 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:00,295 Trying! 97 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,630 Try harder! 98 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:07,169 Come with us! We can help you! 99 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,404 Let me go! 100 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,344 Do not fear. We can get you home. 101 00:08:14,378 --> 00:08:17,815 Hold them off! I've got the humans! 102 00:08:17,849 --> 00:08:20,317 Hurry. This way! Hurry! 103 00:08:36,069 --> 00:08:37,270 This way! 104 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:41,942 Whoa. 105 00:08:41,977 --> 00:08:43,345 You have to jump! 106 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,646 What? No. I don't even know who the hell you are! 107 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,815 My sister was the one who abducted you 108 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:50,584 because the Crown wishes to seal off the human world from Faerie forever. 109 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:52,118 And you don't? 110 00:08:52,153 --> 00:08:55,853 It was once our world, too. It is our right to travel there. 111 00:08:55,888 --> 00:08:56,987 Have you eaten the light-fruit? 112 00:08:57,021 --> 00:08:58,522 He has, but not me. 113 00:08:58,556 --> 00:09:00,324 Only you can go then. 114 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:03,627 Hurry! 115 00:09:03,661 --> 00:09:07,797 Humans! Do not listen to his lies. Jump and you will die! 116 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:15,005 She's closing the portal! Do you want to go home or not? 117 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,275 Sook, no! Sookie! 118 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:37,629 Granddaddy? 119 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:42,368 What's wrong? 120 00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:45,339 It's, uh... I had the light-fruit. 121 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:49,376 But I had to see you home. 122 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:55,885 Your... Your mama and daddy, 123 00:09:59,556 --> 00:10:01,759 your granny, are they here? 124 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,927 Yes. Come on. 125 00:10:20,812 --> 00:10:22,480 I never meant to leave you all. 126 00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:25,849 We never believed you abandoned us. 127 00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:28,686 None of us ever stopped loving you. 128 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,788 That's good. 129 00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:35,997 Your gran's gonna give me what for in heaven, I guarantee ya. 130 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:45,208 I'm dyin', Pumpkin. 131 00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:47,611 Granddaddy, no. 132 00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,280 I can feel it. 133 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,755 Give this to Jason. 134 00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:59,293 Man ought to own a good watch. 135 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:04,266 Now I'm happy. I'm where I belong. 136 00:11:05,502 --> 00:11:08,270 You be good, Sookie. I love you. 137 00:11:38,777 --> 00:11:41,079 Just use the one you got up there right now. 138 00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:46,218 What the... 139 00:11:57,929 --> 00:12:00,264 Sweetheart, where do you think you're goin'? 140 00:12:00,298 --> 00:12:01,498 It's my house. 141 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,033 Hey, you can't go in there! 142 00:12:08,239 --> 00:12:09,439 Oh my God. 143 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,379 Um, excuse me? 144 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:18,881 Honey, if you don't come back out, I'm callin' the police. 145 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:22,848 Do it! Call the cops, 'cause I would love an explanation! 146 00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:49,613 Hello! 147 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:53,418 Police! 148 00:12:56,691 --> 00:12:57,858 Jason? 149 00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:03,563 Sook, Sookie. 150 00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:06,933 Oh my God. Oh my God! 151 00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,971 Look, I can't believe it's you. 152 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:13,306 Jason, why are you dressed like a cop? 153 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:17,410 Jesus Christ, we thought you were dead! We've been lookin' everywhere for you. 154 00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:19,511 We, we figured a vampire must have did it. 155 00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:22,380 Bill or, or maybe that crazy tall one. 156 00:13:22,415 --> 00:13:25,216 Hold on, hold on. Stop a second. 157 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,018 What is today's date? 158 00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:30,188 Today is uh, October twenty-first. 159 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:32,458 I've been gone two weeks? 160 00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:34,193 Uh, Sook... 161 00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:38,764 You've been gone twelve and a half months. 162 00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:45,938 You sold my house? 163 00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:48,374 Your stuff's all still here. 164 00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:52,077 Now, I packed it, but I didn't get a chance to... 165 00:13:52,112 --> 00:13:53,713 Yeah, I saw. 166 00:13:53,747 --> 00:13:55,882 Well, at least I didn't throw it away. 167 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,552 Look, Sook, you have been gone for a year, 168 00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:02,957 and it killed me even thinkin' about all the people who should still be livin' here, 169 00:14:02,991 --> 00:14:04,291 and how they're all gone. 170 00:14:05,393 --> 00:14:07,661 I just couldn't take it no more. 171 00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,630 Who bought the place? 172 00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:12,299 Uh, a real estate company with a bunch of initials. 173 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,068 AIK, I think. 174 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:17,837 Look, they had the cash, they was offerin' more than I was askin', and I just... 175 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,608 just wanted to be done with it. 176 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,210 I can't believe you gave up on me. 177 00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:24,246 What choice did I have? 178 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,183 Sook, you ain't the type to just skip off without tellin' no one. 179 00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:32,187 Plus, you'd been all mixed up with vampires. Look, we put up fliers, 180 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,555 we called TV stations, 181 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,625 I did everything I could think of. 182 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,093 We even made up a website! 183 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,562 But after you were gone so long... 184 00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:45,033 I swear it felt like ten, fifteen minutes at the most! 185 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,735 The place where I went, time just works differently. 186 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,607 I believe you. 187 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:57,145 I do, but Sook, if you start tellin' people that you time-traveled 188 00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:59,013 to a land full of faeries, 189 00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:01,850 they're gonna put you away. 190 00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,992 Where the hell did you get that? 191 00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,694 I saw Granddaddy. 192 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:13,895 He was there. 193 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,633 He wanted you to have it. 194 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,635 He swore he'd only been there a few hours. 195 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,671 Jason, he looked just like we remember him. 196 00:15:27,908 --> 00:15:30,242 Time stands still there, and no one knows it. 197 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:33,945 It's how I lost a year of my life, and Granddaddy lost twenty. 198 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:37,215 But where, where is he? 199 00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:39,184 Well, you didn't leave him there, did you? 200 00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:43,056 Jason, he's gone. I'm sorry. 201 00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,263 Like, he wanted you to have that watch so that 202 00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:52,835 you'd always know that he never meant to leave you. 203 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,206 Hmm. 204 00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:01,545 What time you got? 205 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:04,917 6:35. 206 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,222 Which means... 207 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:24,944 My God. 208 00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:27,112 Sookie! 209 00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:32,252 Forgive me. I know I'm not welcome. 210 00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:36,257 I have not felt your presence for over a year. 211 00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:38,759 Well, I'm fine. 212 00:16:40,596 --> 00:16:41,929 You were with Claudine? 213 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,204 It's none of your business where I go or what I do. 214 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:52,141 Sookie, for over twelve months I was so empty. 215 00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:53,376 It was as if... 216 00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,047 I thought you had died. 217 00:16:58,216 --> 00:16:59,951 Well, I knew you weren't dead. 218 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,421 Eric, not now. 219 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,856 I never lost hope. 220 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,024 Don't you have an obligation at Fangtasia? 221 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,225 I don't think so. I believe you do. 222 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,794 Pam can handle it. They specifically want you. 223 00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,295 Well, I appreciate your concern, but we're fine, thank you. 224 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,530 Eric, go! 225 00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:15,136 Apparently, I have to go. 226 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:18,674 But understand this. Everyone who claims to love you, 227 00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:21,176 your friends, your brother, 228 00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:24,213 even Bill Compton, 229 00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:26,149 they all gave up on you. 230 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,450 I 231 00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:28,619 never 232 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:29,820 did. 233 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,359 Nice paint. 234 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,876 You have gotta be shittin' me! 235 00:17:48,912 --> 00:17:50,779 Happy to see you, too, Andy. 236 00:17:50,814 --> 00:17:52,915 Geez. Are you all right? 237 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,450 Yeah, I'm safe, sound. 238 00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:55,718 We all thought, uh... 239 00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:57,251 They all thought that I had killed you. 240 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,889 Well, when you're up to it, come on down to the station. 241 00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:04,160 We'll get your statement, track down whoever it was that took ya. 242 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:05,229 Nobody took me. 243 00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:06,363 What? 244 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:07,897 I wasn't kidnapped. 245 00:18:07,932 --> 00:18:09,866 Don't tell me you skipped town without tellin' no one. 246 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,070 You know how many man hours I put into lookin' for you? 247 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,571 Hey, take it easy, Andy. 248 00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:16,008 We dragged the fuckin' lake for you! Where the hell'd you go? 249 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,110 Hey! 250 00:18:17,144 --> 00:18:18,311 She was working for me. 251 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,915 Vampire business. 252 00:18:20,949 --> 00:18:24,318 What? Are you kiddin' me? What kind of vampire business? 253 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:27,889 For a whole year, you swore up and down you had no idea where she was! 254 00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:30,058 I deeply apologize for misleading you, Sheriff. 255 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,263 Too many human lives would be at risk if I did not keep it a secret. 256 00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:38,400 Now, as you can see, Miss Stackhouse is unharmed. 257 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,603 I'm back. I'm fine. 258 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,004 I will come down to the office tomorrow, and I will explain it all. 259 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,073 And I will repay the costs of the search effort, 260 00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:48,476 as soon as you issue a statement clearing my name. 261 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,045 Obviously, I did not kill her. 262 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:56,684 For thirteen straight months, I've had that open case on my books. 263 00:18:56,718 --> 00:19:01,222 If it weren't for you, this year's Louisiana Safe Streets plaque would be on my wall, 264 00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:03,458 and not fuckin' Webster Parish! 265 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:05,860 All right, that's enough! 266 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,296 Andy, this ain't nothin' we can't get into tomorrow. 267 00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:09,497 You owe me a plaque! 268 00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:12,033 Get in the car, you! Get in the car. 269 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,344 I know I've lost an entire year, 270 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,715 and I know you must have been worried for me, 271 00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:30,752 but in my mind, 272 00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:35,957 it was only an hour ago that you broke my heart into a million pieces. 273 00:19:35,992 --> 00:19:37,192 I understand. 274 00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:40,396 You're safe. 275 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,663 That's all that matters. 276 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:43,932 I'll leave you be. 277 00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,134 Oh, no. 278 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,370 That's good. 279 00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,774 I'm glad you're okay with... 280 00:19:54,711 --> 00:19:56,846 I'm glad you're okay. Yeah. 281 00:19:57,881 --> 00:19:59,048 Good night, Sookie. 282 00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,264 You usin' again? 283 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:16,667 What? No! 284 00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:19,969 I had maybe one drop this mornin', but it's gone. I'm out. 285 00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,251 You're out now. 286 00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:43,496 Five minutes. 287 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,669 The woman who leads that group, 288 00:20:48,703 --> 00:20:51,672 I've never seen anybody more hooked in to the magic inside of her. 289 00:20:51,706 --> 00:20:53,041 It'll be good for you. 290 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:54,943 Ten months. 291 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:57,846 Ten good motherfuckin' months I've gone without a freak-ass vision, 292 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,549 and now you want me to go in there and hang out with a bunch of witches. 293 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:01,583 In a coven. 294 00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:03,018 It's not a coven. 295 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:05,120 First it was your fuckin' meditation group. 296 00:21:05,155 --> 00:21:06,622 Then it was... It's different. 297 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,724 ...the Dallas Pagan Fair. It's completely different, Lafayette. 298 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:10,694 Five minutes. 299 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,696 Ten if they got drinks. 300 00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:23,744 Smell like where old air fresheners go to die. 301 00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:24,980 You'll get used to it. 302 00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:27,984 Now, they're cool. Trust me. 303 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:30,987 They even got a beaded curtain. 304 00:21:34,225 --> 00:21:36,960 Oh, hell no. 305 00:21:47,227 --> 00:21:48,761 Hi. 306 00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:49,829 Look who's here. 307 00:21:49,863 --> 00:21:50,997 So sorry we're late. 308 00:21:51,031 --> 00:21:52,999 Oh, no. You haven't missed anything. 309 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:54,201 Is this your, um... 310 00:21:54,235 --> 00:21:56,404 Yeah, this is my partner. Lafayette, this is Katie. 311 00:21:56,472 --> 00:21:57,972 Hi. 312 00:21:58,006 --> 00:22:00,541 Finally broke him down, huh? I've been tryin' for ages. 313 00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:02,777 We are so glad that you joined us. 314 00:22:02,811 --> 00:22:04,678 Oh, no. Wait. I'm not... 315 00:22:04,713 --> 00:22:06,146 Did you tell 'em I was joinin'? 316 00:22:08,217 --> 00:22:11,785 That's uh, Marnie. We'll introduce you to her later. 317 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:13,921 She look like she could use a nap. 318 00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:16,623 Oh, no. She's transported herself to another plane. 319 00:22:16,658 --> 00:22:18,760 That's how she can contact the spirits of the dead. 320 00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:20,494 Does she ever find anybody? 321 00:22:20,529 --> 00:22:22,464 Well, it's like fishin'. 322 00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:24,866 Cast your line into the dark, sometimes you get a response, sometimes you don't. 323 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,968 On nights we don't, there's always vodka. Mmm-hmm. 324 00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:31,207 Greatest witch ever, huh? 325 00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:33,310 Don't be an asshole. 326 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,136 Me? 327 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,141 But what she want me for? 328 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,445 Go on. It's okay. 329 00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:04,818 Oh. 330 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:09,490 Uh, how y'all uh, doin'? 331 00:23:16,632 --> 00:23:18,633 Uh... 332 00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:23,940 Did you ever know anyone named, uh, named Edith? 333 00:23:23,974 --> 00:23:25,976 No. 334 00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:27,778 Never. Um, I'm pretty sure. 335 00:23:27,812 --> 00:23:31,015 Maybe in, uh, a short form? Edie? 336 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,250 No. 337 00:23:32,284 --> 00:23:35,887 But keep guessin'. You'll get one right eventually. 338 00:23:35,921 --> 00:23:37,222 Wait. Hold on. 339 00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:41,761 Uh, Eddie? 340 00:23:44,265 --> 00:23:46,065 Could be. 341 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,334 It's a common name. 342 00:23:47,369 --> 00:23:49,069 Well, you lose someone by that name recently? 343 00:23:49,104 --> 00:23:50,771 We lost touch. 344 00:23:53,042 --> 00:23:54,576 He's got something for you. 345 00:23:55,745 --> 00:23:56,945 A rose. 346 00:24:02,018 --> 00:24:03,120 Go on, take it. 347 00:24:05,757 --> 00:24:07,224 Why would I want a rose? 348 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,602 They drained me, Lafayette. 349 00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:19,305 But it's okay. 350 00:24:21,141 --> 00:24:23,610 It was worth it 351 00:24:23,644 --> 00:24:26,312 just to have a glass of Merlot with you. 352 00:24:26,346 --> 00:24:27,546 What the... 353 00:24:29,517 --> 00:24:30,884 How did you fuckin' do that? 354 00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:32,086 I, uh... 355 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,689 I didn't do anything. It just came to me. I'm sorry. 356 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,290 You told 'em. He fuckin' told you! 357 00:24:36,324 --> 00:24:37,992 No, no, I swear I didn't say anything. 358 00:24:38,026 --> 00:24:39,528 I didn't say a thing. 359 00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:41,062 Lafayette! 360 00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:42,830 He was a spirit. I can't live with him. 361 00:24:42,865 --> 00:24:44,031 It's okay, it's okay. 362 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,600 Oh! 363 00:24:47,169 --> 00:24:49,203 Terry! Mama's home! 364 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:53,575 Hey, Mikey, baby. 365 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,215 Terry? 366 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,852 Terry? Get in here! Now! 367 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:05,491 What's up? 368 00:25:05,525 --> 00:25:07,693 How in the hell did this happen? 369 00:25:07,727 --> 00:25:11,097 Coby and Lisa are at their Aunt Mona's. I figured why not let him play with 'em. 370 00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:14,633 You let him pull their heads off. 371 00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:17,203 Huh. No, he wasn't doin' that. 372 00:25:17,237 --> 00:25:19,772 I just left him here for a sec while I hit the head. 373 00:25:19,806 --> 00:25:21,240 Well, how long were you in there? 374 00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:24,910 I don't know. Two or three minutes. 375 00:25:26,045 --> 00:25:28,814 Decapitating Barbie dolls. 376 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,920 What the hell kind of baby does that? 377 00:25:34,189 --> 00:25:38,529 Just boys. Regular, ordinary, curious boys. 378 00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:41,770 When I was a kid, I used to put squirrel heads on lizard bodies 379 00:25:41,804 --> 00:25:43,208 and invent new animals and... 380 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,183 He's a good boy, baby. 381 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:52,019 If he's got any of you in him, he's good. 382 00:25:52,054 --> 00:25:54,223 It ain't my half I'm worried about. 383 00:25:56,492 --> 00:25:59,162 Mikey, 384 00:25:59,196 --> 00:26:05,169 Mama loves you so, so very much, but you have got to understand. 385 00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:06,972 Killing is wrong. 386 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,701 The male wastes no time and goes in for the kill 387 00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:01,805 when he realizes he has to go for the female, who he's protecting. 388 00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:04,738 Hey, hon. How was work? 389 00:27:04,772 --> 00:27:08,208 Just ten hours of layin' hot mix asphalt next to a swamp full of mosquitoes. 390 00:27:09,143 --> 00:27:11,044 How you think it was? 391 00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:12,847 I'm starvin'. 392 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,549 Well, you got your pizza from Monday still left, I think. 393 00:27:20,756 --> 00:27:24,359 Uh, you remember I eat, right? Like food. Be nice to have some in the house. 394 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,561 And you remember I don't eat, don't ya? 395 00:27:27,531 --> 00:27:29,531 Uh, you eat me. 396 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:33,836 I mean, a scrambled egg once in a while doesn't seem like too much to ask. 397 00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:38,309 Do you understand how gross human food is to a vampire? 398 00:27:38,343 --> 00:27:39,677 It's all dead. 399 00:27:39,711 --> 00:27:41,879 Permanently forever dead. 400 00:27:41,913 --> 00:27:44,181 Going to the Piggly Wiggly for me is like going to the morgue for you. 401 00:27:44,216 --> 00:27:47,718 You think bleeding out into your mouth wasn't gross for me at first? 402 00:27:47,752 --> 00:27:49,219 You get used to it. 403 00:27:49,254 --> 00:27:51,654 I mean, honestly. How hard is it? You crack one into a pan. 404 00:27:51,689 --> 00:27:53,891 Fine. You want an egg? 405 00:27:56,595 --> 00:28:00,701 How about a dozen fucking eggs? 406 00:28:00,735 --> 00:28:01,969 What the hell are you doin'? 407 00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:04,639 I'm cooking for ya. Just like your mama. 408 00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:07,574 Look, don't bring her into this. That woman is dead to me! 409 00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:11,144 Yeah, and if her aim were any better, I'd be a pile of goo and she'd be making your eggs. 410 00:28:11,178 --> 00:28:12,545 Your delicious fucking eggs! 411 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,082 You know what? I'm not asking you for the moon, Jess! 412 00:28:16,050 --> 00:28:17,318 You like 'em runny? 413 00:28:17,352 --> 00:28:18,953 I don't give a crap. I'm starvin'. 414 00:28:18,987 --> 00:28:22,157 Good. Then God forbid I overcook it! 415 00:28:23,459 --> 00:28:24,626 Yep! 416 00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:27,030 Mmm. 417 00:28:27,065 --> 00:28:29,199 There. You happy? 418 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:32,570 Mmm. 419 00:28:32,604 --> 00:28:33,838 How's it taste? 420 00:28:33,873 --> 00:28:36,208 Mmm. Tastes great. 421 00:28:36,242 --> 00:28:38,742 No, you know what? Tastes just fuckin' scrumptious. 422 00:28:42,247 --> 00:28:43,448 Quit it. 423 00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:46,151 No, stop eating. You'll make yourself... Damn, Hoyt. 424 00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:47,220 There's nothin' funny... 425 00:28:48,455 --> 00:28:50,223 about your disgusting, 426 00:28:51,627 --> 00:28:53,127 sorry-ass cookin'. 427 00:28:54,697 --> 00:28:57,266 For the same game, with four... 428 00:29:00,837 --> 00:29:03,272 Well, TV sure hasn't gotten any better in the past year. 429 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,040 Where's your uniform? 430 00:29:05,075 --> 00:29:06,274 Shove over. 431 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:10,278 I'm not lettin' you spend the night alone. 432 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:11,846 So you want with marshmallows or without? 433 00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:13,983 With. 434 00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:17,586 Look, I know you must have been worried for me, but you can't shadow me forever. 435 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,792 No, it ain't that, Sook. 436 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:22,993 Just... 437 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,930 having you back, 438 00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:31,703 it's, like, the happiest I've been in my entire life. 439 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:32,971 And I don't want it to end. 440 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:37,276 I love you, too. 441 00:29:39,814 --> 00:29:41,782 I'm still mad you sold the house. 442 00:29:41,816 --> 00:29:43,417 Ugh. 443 00:29:43,451 --> 00:29:46,788 You are not gonna let me live that down, are you? 444 00:29:46,822 --> 00:29:48,489 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call Sid Matt and see if we can't 445 00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:51,059 give those AIK people their money back. 446 00:29:53,763 --> 00:29:55,799 I'm keepin' the flat screen, though. 447 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,100 Well, yeah. It's nice. 448 00:29:58,435 --> 00:30:01,305 Yes, of course, Fangtasia is for everyone. 449 00:30:01,339 --> 00:30:06,844 Vampires, humans, men, women, families, pets. 450 00:30:06,878 --> 00:30:09,146 Everyone is welcome. Come on down. 451 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:11,283 The blood is warm and so is the service. 452 00:30:12,552 --> 00:30:14,419 And do human families have anything to fear 453 00:30:14,454 --> 00:30:17,390 with vampire-owned businesses in their community? 454 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:18,791 No. 455 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:22,228 Can you elaborate on that? 456 00:30:22,262 --> 00:30:25,798 Human families have nothin' to fear with vampire-owned businesses in their community. 457 00:30:25,832 --> 00:30:29,269 Stop. Cut. That is the man we want. 458 00:30:29,303 --> 00:30:30,904 What? Pam not so good? 459 00:30:30,938 --> 00:30:33,574 She was fine, if you happen to be blind and deaf and an idiot. 460 00:30:33,609 --> 00:30:37,713 What's idiotic is that the AVL believes the public to be so naive. 461 00:30:37,747 --> 00:30:41,549 I have proof, scientific. People are far dumber than they realize. 462 00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:43,586 It's a post-Russell Edgington world, everyone, 463 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:47,890 and we win back the human public one smile at a time. 464 00:30:47,925 --> 00:30:50,493 Now, can anyone here play this game? 465 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:02,543 Action. 466 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,547 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 467 00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:07,582 My name is Eric Northman. 468 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:11,619 I'm a tax-paying American and small business owner in the great state of Louisiana. 469 00:31:12,555 --> 00:31:14,857 I also happen to be a vampire. 470 00:31:14,891 --> 00:31:19,028 You know, as the oldest member of this community, 471 00:31:19,063 --> 00:31:23,800 I would have been eligible to take up residence here 110 years ago. 472 00:31:25,237 --> 00:31:28,037 But it warms my heart to see the most beloved folks of our town 473 00:31:28,072 --> 00:31:30,205 taken care of in the way that they deserve. 474 00:31:30,239 --> 00:31:33,640 Now the past year, there's been a lot of inflammatory talk from politicians 475 00:31:33,675 --> 00:31:36,510 warning their constituents not to trust vampires. 476 00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:37,977 But think about it for a second. 477 00:31:38,011 --> 00:31:40,247 Who would you rather trust? 478 00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:43,016 A vampire or a politician? 479 00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:48,655 I must offer my gratitude for the generosity and the open-mindedness 480 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:51,559 of the Bon Temps Chamber of Commerce, 481 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:55,696 led by the redoubtable Miss Portia Bellefleur. 482 00:31:58,199 --> 00:32:01,268 The truth is, vampires are as different from each other as humans are, 483 00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:03,970 because we were humans, 484 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,939 and we ask only to be treated as such. 485 00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:07,510 I am also grateful 486 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,147 to be able to honor my wife, 487 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,585 Caroline, 488 00:32:13,619 --> 00:32:17,323 who was a treasure of this community for over 60 years. 489 00:32:17,357 --> 00:32:20,126 And many of these trees on this street were planted by her, 490 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,863 and all the other members of the Arbor Society. 491 00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:26,567 And it is my wish that this center will grace our town 492 00:32:26,601 --> 00:32:29,703 for as long as these trees have stood around us. 493 00:32:29,738 --> 00:32:32,072 And we welcome you into our world as well. 494 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:36,911 We're always more than happy to serve humans here at Fangtasia, 495 00:32:38,348 --> 00:32:40,449 and I don't mean for dinner. 496 00:32:40,483 --> 00:32:42,784 Now then. 497 00:32:42,818 --> 00:32:46,620 We can't have a ribbon cuttin' without the giant scissors. Mister Mayor. 498 00:32:46,654 --> 00:32:48,789 Thank you, Mister Compton. 499 00:32:48,823 --> 00:32:52,159 It's kinda nice not bein' the oldest person here for a change. 500 00:32:54,329 --> 00:32:56,830 Cut. There you go. 501 00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:11,237 It's a disgusting habit. 502 00:33:12,906 --> 00:33:14,875 It's my victory cigarette. 503 00:33:16,043 --> 00:33:17,143 I totally let you win. 504 00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:18,378 Hmm. 505 00:33:21,149 --> 00:33:22,349 Hey. 506 00:33:35,262 --> 00:33:36,430 Hmm. 507 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,598 Mmm. 508 00:33:40,134 --> 00:33:42,870 Don't mind me. I don't want to distract from the show. 509 00:33:42,904 --> 00:33:44,705 Go on. Fuck off. 510 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:47,374 You take requests? I'll give you ten if you eat each other out. 511 00:33:47,409 --> 00:33:49,109 That's uh, five each. 512 00:33:49,144 --> 00:33:51,980 I'm a seventh dan in Taekwondo, so no, I don't take requests. 513 00:33:52,014 --> 00:33:55,583 But I can crush your spine so bad you'll be suckin' your own dick. 514 00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,087 Naomi, it doesn't matter. 515 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:01,624 He won't remember any of this tomorrow. 516 00:34:01,659 --> 00:34:04,595 I will if I get me some of that chocolate banana swirl. 517 00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:06,197 How about twenty dollars? 518 00:34:06,231 --> 00:34:08,834 Last time, pervert. We're not fucking prostitutes. 519 00:34:08,868 --> 00:34:10,269 Everyone's got a price. 520 00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:12,004 That's it. Fifty? 521 00:34:15,109 --> 00:34:17,444 I'm sad for you, buddy. 522 00:34:17,479 --> 00:34:20,382 Sad that you gotta hassle women on the street. 523 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,685 Sad that you gotta make a asshole of yourself for the attention, 524 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,522 and sad that you gotta offer money, 525 00:34:25,556 --> 00:34:28,226 'cause there ain't nothin' else about you that's worth lovin'. 526 00:34:31,797 --> 00:34:34,199 That's for me not reportin' you for solicitation. 527 00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:37,002 Come on, Toni. 528 00:34:40,508 --> 00:34:42,376 Oh, I'm so sorry I missed your wedding. 529 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:43,744 No, it's okay. 530 00:34:43,778 --> 00:34:45,681 Oh, we were all thinkin' the worst! Okay, okay. 531 00:34:45,715 --> 00:34:46,748 I can't breathe. 532 00:34:46,782 --> 00:34:48,781 Well, especially Arlene. 533 00:34:48,816 --> 00:34:52,617 You know where my mind went. The man you loved turns out to be a crazed killer... 534 00:34:52,651 --> 00:34:53,651 He wasn't. 535 00:34:53,685 --> 00:34:55,621 I know, but... He wasn't. 536 00:34:55,655 --> 00:34:56,855 Of course. 537 00:34:58,491 --> 00:35:01,360 Still, we were gonna name the baby after you. 538 00:35:01,394 --> 00:35:04,898 But then it turned out to be a boy, and there ain't no boy version of Sookie. 539 00:35:04,932 --> 00:35:06,599 I can't wait to meet him. 540 00:35:06,634 --> 00:35:10,972 Oh, well, you'll see. He's uh, he's really, real kinda smart. 541 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:12,339 He is. 542 00:35:12,374 --> 00:35:14,942 I'm gonna get my hug in before my gumbo burn. 543 00:35:17,513 --> 00:35:19,748 Next time, text a motherfucker or somethin', 544 00:35:19,782 --> 00:35:21,550 and save us all from a world of worry. 545 00:35:21,585 --> 00:35:24,686 I will. Uh, is Tara working today? 546 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,093 No, she, she moved. 547 00:35:29,564 --> 00:35:30,564 What? 548 00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:32,334 Yeah. Where to? 549 00:35:32,368 --> 00:35:34,770 Honestly, Sook, I don't know. She sent postcards. 550 00:35:34,804 --> 00:35:36,840 A month in Houston, next from Santa Fe. 551 00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:38,742 But she seemed to be doin' good. 552 00:35:38,776 --> 00:35:40,944 I can't believe Tara would just move away. 553 00:35:40,978 --> 00:35:42,747 After what she'd been through? 554 00:35:44,082 --> 00:35:46,016 Yeah, okay. I guess I can. 555 00:35:46,051 --> 00:35:48,152 Will you tell I asked for her? 556 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:50,988 Yeah. Yeah, next time she writes. 557 00:35:53,894 --> 00:35:57,562 Vampire business, huh? 558 00:35:57,597 --> 00:35:59,397 I'm sorry. I can't say anymore. 559 00:35:59,431 --> 00:36:01,065 Must have been pretty important 560 00:36:01,099 --> 00:36:03,364 to keep everybody grieving over you for a whole year. 561 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:05,595 I know what y'all must have gone through. 562 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,429 No, no, you don't. 'Cause you weren't here. 563 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,900 Hey, a lot's happened, Sookie. A lot's changed. 564 00:36:10,934 --> 00:36:12,134 Yeah. 565 00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:15,437 You've gotten a lot more prickly. 566 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:22,209 You start part-time. Holly and Arlene got kids. They need the shifts. 567 00:36:31,553 --> 00:36:33,154 Are we still not talking? 568 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,529 You set me up. 569 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,401 What reason would I have to purposely freak you out like that? 570 00:36:42,435 --> 00:36:45,972 Tell me why you want me to be in this crazy witch cult so bad. 571 00:36:46,006 --> 00:36:48,472 You'd rather believe that I would lure you into a cult, 572 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,106 than the possibility that magic can really happen? 573 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,405 Mmm. 574 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,542 Marnie found Eddie on her own, man. That's real. It's real magic. It's in her. 575 00:36:56,576 --> 00:36:58,011 And it's in you, too. 576 00:36:58,046 --> 00:37:01,654 I got by just fine my whole life without no fuckin' magic. 577 00:37:01,689 --> 00:37:04,192 When are you gonna stop denying the fact that you've got a gift? 578 00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:08,129 Ever since you realized it, you've been fighting against yourself. 579 00:37:08,164 --> 00:37:10,598 I care about you, 580 00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:13,135 and I hate to see you run away from the thing that makes you special. 581 00:37:14,637 --> 00:37:16,840 That's why I want you in my crazy witch cult. 582 00:37:18,442 --> 00:37:22,413 I need a word with Mister Reynolds. In private. Police matter. 583 00:37:29,055 --> 00:37:32,325 Listen, we're uh, we're gonna meet again tonight. You comin'? 584 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:34,994 I don't know. 585 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,200 Can I help you, Mister Po-Po? 586 00:37:40,234 --> 00:37:44,939 Yes, uh, I uh, got a undercover sort of thing on uh, narco. 587 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,776 Need me some uh, bait. 588 00:37:50,814 --> 00:37:51,881 Why you tellin' me? 589 00:37:51,915 --> 00:37:53,984 Don't talk to me like I'm a idiot. 590 00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:57,687 I'm the sheriff of this parish, with a perfectly legal and legitimate need 591 00:37:57,721 --> 00:37:58,789 for vampire blood. 592 00:37:58,823 --> 00:38:01,458 Whoa. Whoa, now. 593 00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:04,795 I gave my shit to those Deliverance extras over at Hot Shot, 594 00:38:04,829 --> 00:38:06,297 and it damn near cost my life gettin' out of there. 595 00:38:06,331 --> 00:38:08,265 So you can check as many orifices as you like. 596 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,834 I'm clean. 597 00:38:09,869 --> 00:38:11,136 And I'm your Aunt Fanny. 598 00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:12,704 Andy! 599 00:38:12,738 --> 00:38:14,473 Don't, don't fuck with me. I know you're slingin'! 600 00:38:14,507 --> 00:38:15,574 Give it. 601 00:38:15,608 --> 00:38:17,409 Andy, whoa, Andy! 602 00:38:17,443 --> 00:38:18,743 Take it down. 603 00:38:18,777 --> 00:38:22,448 This man is not a suspect, he's not a person of interest, 604 00:38:22,482 --> 00:38:25,218 he is not a witness, and he is not a CI. 605 00:38:25,252 --> 00:38:26,452 Right. 606 00:38:26,486 --> 00:38:28,387 So we got no reason to be questioning him. 607 00:38:28,421 --> 00:38:29,455 Right. 608 00:38:29,489 --> 00:38:30,657 Right. 609 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:34,694 Sorry. 610 00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:38,031 Must have uh, got my drag queens mixed up. 611 00:38:45,274 --> 00:38:47,344 Hey, look. 612 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:51,985 I'm not sayin' anything happened just now, but uh, if something did happen, 613 00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:55,187 it didn't happen. 614 00:38:55,222 --> 00:38:56,389 Okay? 615 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:02,563 Ow! Shitfire. 616 00:39:02,597 --> 00:39:06,266 I have told you, Sam Merlotte, people of all kinds need to eat. 617 00:39:06,301 --> 00:39:11,173 Don't even have the decency to make the front door handicap accessible. 618 00:39:11,207 --> 00:39:12,809 Biscuits. 619 00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:14,377 Yes, ma'am. 620 00:39:14,411 --> 00:39:18,013 You gonna be comfy, hon? You want a tushy cushion? 621 00:39:18,048 --> 00:39:21,282 It's okay. I just want to be treated like everybody else. 622 00:39:21,316 --> 00:39:23,785 Extra gravy for ya. 623 00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:26,153 And two teas. 624 00:39:26,188 --> 00:39:27,221 Three sugars for me. 625 00:39:27,255 --> 00:39:28,857 Splenda. 626 00:39:28,891 --> 00:39:30,658 How's that leg today, Tommy? 627 00:39:30,692 --> 00:39:31,992 Beats a sharp stick in the eye. 628 00:39:35,564 --> 00:39:37,965 Tommy, you wanna... 629 00:39:37,999 --> 00:39:39,201 Oh. 630 00:39:41,771 --> 00:39:44,507 Bless us, Lord, for these gifts we're about to receive, 631 00:39:45,776 --> 00:39:48,211 and for those gifts you've bestowed upon us. 632 00:39:50,115 --> 00:39:51,482 Amen. Amen. 633 00:39:56,256 --> 00:39:58,691 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 634 00:40:00,061 --> 00:40:01,663 Super good today, Sam. 635 00:40:01,697 --> 00:40:03,703 Thanks. 636 00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:05,510 How's that physical therapy I'm payin' for? 637 00:40:05,544 --> 00:40:07,645 Well, could use a couple more months. 638 00:40:08,746 --> 00:40:10,314 How's that anger management class? 639 00:40:11,383 --> 00:40:12,717 Might need to go more often. 640 00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:18,557 Mmm. 641 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,960 Whoa! 642 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:31,968 Mmm. 643 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:34,170 Shit. 644 00:40:34,204 --> 00:40:35,571 Ugh, switch it off. 645 00:40:46,385 --> 00:40:47,487 Babe, what's wrong? 646 00:40:47,521 --> 00:40:48,723 It's uh... 647 00:40:50,161 --> 00:40:51,329 from my dad. 648 00:40:54,068 --> 00:40:55,202 My grandma passed. 649 00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:58,941 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 650 00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,409 He texted that to you? 651 00:41:02,145 --> 00:41:05,582 Yeah, they're not the best communicators. 652 00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:09,987 Do you need to go home for the funeral? 653 00:41:11,857 --> 00:41:15,094 You know what? I'll probably just send flowers. 654 00:41:15,128 --> 00:41:17,662 You sure? Toni, your family would want you in Atlanta. 655 00:41:22,135 --> 00:41:23,336 Nah. 656 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:27,641 I think I'm better off here. 657 00:41:38,188 --> 00:41:41,992 Sid Matt, poor thing. He's been in and out of the hospital nine, ten months now. 658 00:41:42,027 --> 00:41:44,963 He tells me, "Portia, the firm's all yours," 659 00:41:44,997 --> 00:41:49,066 but I think people still like to see his name on the cards and signs. 660 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,435 Is the cappuccino okay? 661 00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:54,205 It's in the ballpark. 662 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,511 I had to improvise. No one's ever ordered a cappuccino here. 663 00:41:58,545 --> 00:42:03,517 So I tracked down your buyer, AIK. Turns out their address is a PO box in the Caribbean. 664 00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:07,355 Phone number is an answering service. I can keep on it, but it may take some time. 665 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:09,524 You know my hourly rate. 666 00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:13,495 I'm sure someone with your skill can do it in half the time. 667 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:17,400 Honestly, they must have put around fifty thousand worth of improvements into that house. 668 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:19,569 They'd at least want to be compensated for that. 669 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:23,007 Can't we negotiate some kind of settlement, a payment plan? 670 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,943 I'll get a hold of someone at AIK. 671 00:42:25,978 --> 00:42:28,847 Maybe we can appeal to their sense of compassion. 672 00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:30,916 Thank you. 673 00:42:32,353 --> 00:42:35,355 There's a lifetime of memories in that house for me. 674 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:38,392 Lifetime of misery and murder, she means. Oh, poor girl. 675 00:42:38,427 --> 00:42:40,361 Plus all those nights bangin' Bill Compton. 676 00:42:40,395 --> 00:42:42,830 Must have been crazy for him, doin' his vampire business. 677 00:42:42,865 --> 00:42:46,501 Wonder if she'll go crawlin' back. Better not. He hardly mentions her at all. 678 00:42:46,535 --> 00:42:48,103 Bill okay? 679 00:42:48,137 --> 00:42:49,437 I'm sorry, excuse me? 680 00:42:49,472 --> 00:42:51,306 Can I send you a bill? 681 00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:53,142 Oh yeah. Sure, of course. 682 00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:19,608 Hey. Name's Matt. 683 00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:22,812 Jessica. 684 00:43:22,846 --> 00:43:24,948 Nice to meet you. 685 00:43:24,983 --> 00:43:28,686 And I was thinkin' that you were way too beautiful to be alone here tonight. 686 00:43:29,923 --> 00:43:32,125 And I figure it couldn't hurt to ask. 687 00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:44,038 Actually, uh, I'm here with my boyfriend. 688 00:43:44,072 --> 00:43:45,106 Sorry. 689 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,341 It's my loss. 690 00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:58,020 It's uh, O-neg with a twist of B-pos. 691 00:43:59,989 --> 00:44:01,524 You dance with a drink in your hand? 692 00:44:07,796 --> 00:44:09,363 Sorry I lost my temper with you. 693 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,267 I know. 694 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:14,869 I'm sorry, too. 695 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:19,843 You glad we came? I know it's been a while. 696 00:44:19,877 --> 00:44:23,183 Yeah, I'm just, I'm just gonna go touch myself up. I'll be right back. 697 00:44:42,807 --> 00:44:46,243 Toilets are for humans only. Do I need to explain why? 698 00:44:47,212 --> 00:44:48,479 Sorry, I just... 699 00:44:49,548 --> 00:44:51,249 I needed a minute. 700 00:44:52,818 --> 00:44:55,421 It's been ages. 701 00:44:55,455 --> 00:44:59,993 Not a letter, a telegram, a smoke signal. We've been worried sick about you. 702 00:45:00,027 --> 00:45:01,228 Really? Not really. 703 00:45:02,663 --> 00:45:04,131 Well, I'm fine. 704 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:07,768 Me and Hoyt, we, we moved in together. 705 00:45:07,803 --> 00:45:10,906 That tree with the plaid shirt, it has a name? 706 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:14,844 Well, he seems sweet and all, if you're into that sort of thing, 707 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:19,382 but if you're making him bring you here, I've got a hunch it's not enough. 708 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:22,787 Well, it was his idea. You know, like a date night. 709 00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:24,255 Mmm. 710 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:26,758 The way you're eye-fucking fang-bangers from across the room, 711 00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:29,027 that's especially romantic. 712 00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:31,998 You have no reason to feel guilty. You're a hunter. 713 00:45:32,032 --> 00:45:35,334 You've never been on your own. You live with a human. Monogamously. 714 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,676 Sorry. It's just so ridiculous. 715 00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:48,717 Don't you think if all I wanted to do was kill and fuck, 716 00:45:48,751 --> 00:45:51,119 that I'd be out there doin' it right now? 717 00:45:51,154 --> 00:45:52,555 Mmm. 718 00:45:52,589 --> 00:45:55,624 Look, I don't even know what you saw or what you think you saw, 719 00:45:55,659 --> 00:45:58,762 but when I go home tonight, I'm goin' home with the man I love, 720 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,397 and I'm just sorry that you never had that. 721 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,136 But you know what gets me the angriest? 722 00:46:06,171 --> 00:46:07,706 - Hmm? - What's that? 723 00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:08,874 I thought I had it licked. 724 00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:13,280 I finally cleaned out Tommy's apartment. 725 00:46:13,314 --> 00:46:14,481 Good for you. 726 00:46:14,515 --> 00:46:16,249 Oh, well, that's great. 727 00:46:16,283 --> 00:46:17,918 No. Brought it all back. 728 00:46:19,354 --> 00:46:22,055 The...the sick feeling. 729 00:46:22,089 --> 00:46:23,290 Hmm. 730 00:46:24,759 --> 00:46:27,327 And I knew it was wrong even before I pulled the trigger. 731 00:46:27,361 --> 00:46:30,097 It was like some other person fired that gun, 732 00:46:30,131 --> 00:46:32,366 and there was nothin' I could do to stop him. 733 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,400 Oh, yeah. I've been there. 734 00:46:33,435 --> 00:46:34,769 Mmm, me, too. 735 00:46:34,803 --> 00:46:36,504 All of us. 736 00:46:36,538 --> 00:46:39,441 Yeah, luckily, I didn't have a gun at the time, 737 00:46:39,476 --> 00:46:42,578 or I'd have been a widow a long time ago. 738 00:46:42,613 --> 00:46:44,214 It's primal, Sam. 739 00:46:44,248 --> 00:46:47,384 We wouldn't be who we are if we didn't get emotional. 740 00:46:47,418 --> 00:46:49,385 You can even measure the cortisol levels in your blood. 741 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:51,822 I bet we're all just naturally higher. 742 00:46:51,856 --> 00:46:53,324 You know what helps the cortisol levels in my blood? 743 00:46:53,358 --> 00:46:54,392 Mmm-hmm. 744 00:46:54,426 --> 00:46:55,527 Gettin' drunk with y'all. 745 00:46:56,696 --> 00:46:58,563 Well, hell. Let's crack open another one then. 746 00:46:58,597 --> 00:46:59,764 Let's crack one open. 747 00:46:59,799 --> 00:47:02,468 Oh, I am near to pickled as it is! 748 00:47:02,503 --> 00:47:03,903 You in, Luna? 749 00:47:03,938 --> 00:47:05,273 I gotta teach tomorrow. 750 00:47:05,307 --> 00:47:06,707 Gotta teach? 751 00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:09,276 It's public education. Who's gonna know the difference? 752 00:47:09,311 --> 00:47:12,247 Emory, no politics! I will break out in hives. 753 00:47:12,282 --> 00:47:14,450 All right, all right. So are we ready to move on from wine then? 754 00:47:14,484 --> 00:47:15,551 I am. 755 00:47:15,585 --> 00:47:16,619 Yes. 756 00:47:16,654 --> 00:47:17,720 Let's hit it. 757 00:47:17,755 --> 00:47:18,921 - Let's hit it. - Whoo-hoo! 758 00:47:20,023 --> 00:47:21,525 Can I get unzipped, please? 759 00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:23,326 Uh, that's it. Thank you! 760 00:47:24,494 --> 00:47:26,762 I have been looking forward to this. 761 00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:32,835 Please, please. 762 00:47:51,229 --> 00:47:53,965 He's here! It's Jason! 763 00:47:58,070 --> 00:47:59,904 Hey, y'all! Soup's on! 764 00:47:59,938 --> 00:48:01,139 Yay! 765 00:48:02,776 --> 00:48:04,011 Y'all come on! 766 00:48:04,045 --> 00:48:07,648 Hey, Timbo. Hey, Becky. 767 00:48:07,682 --> 00:48:08,850 What do you have? 768 00:48:08,884 --> 00:48:10,118 I did good this time, guys. 769 00:48:10,152 --> 00:48:11,486 Can I have some? 770 00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:15,024 Hot dogs, pork and beans, and ice cream. 771 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,593 Ice cream! 772 00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:19,528 You know what we do? We save this for later, yeah. 773 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,129 Uh, Timbo, go put that in the icebox. 774 00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:22,329 Give me some. 775 00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:23,864 Uh, oh, hey, hey! Don't open it. 776 00:48:23,898 --> 00:48:25,500 - Mister Jason, can I have some? - Let me have it. 777 00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:27,969 How you doin'? Come on over! 778 00:48:28,003 --> 00:48:29,270 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 779 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,708 At least let me put it on the stove. 780 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,778 You gonna get sick if you eat raw meat. 781 00:48:36,448 --> 00:48:38,649 We ain't never got sick before. 782 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:40,452 You want the rest of my hangubber? 783 00:48:41,721 --> 00:48:42,921 Ugh. 784 00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:48,393 Yeah, we really need to get your Aunt Crystal back here ASAP. 785 00:48:48,427 --> 00:48:50,663 Y'all could use a mama, and I could use a break. 786 00:48:50,697 --> 00:48:53,032 Didn't you talk to Aunt Crystal? 787 00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:56,703 Not yet. But I could think of one or two things I'd like to tell her when I do find her. 788 00:48:56,737 --> 00:48:57,738 Let me have some of that! 789 00:48:57,772 --> 00:48:59,706 Dude. 790 00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,676 Hey, Mister Jason? 791 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:04,478 The, the ice box ain't cold or nothin'. 792 00:49:04,513 --> 00:49:06,313 Well, are you sure? 'Cause I just fixed it. 793 00:49:09,617 --> 00:49:10,784 Come on. 794 00:49:16,927 --> 00:49:19,260 Oh, shoot. You left it open? 795 00:49:19,295 --> 00:49:21,463 Yeah, well, that's our air conditionin'. 796 00:49:24,701 --> 00:49:27,971 No wonder you busted it. 797 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:31,041 Now I'm gonna have to replace the cooling element. 798 00:49:31,075 --> 00:49:32,242 Oh! 799 00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:36,480 Oh, fuck! 800 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,183 Wait! Timbo, what the... 801 00:49:38,217 --> 00:49:39,818 Hey! 802 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:42,253 I'm gonna suffocate in here! 803 00:49:42,287 --> 00:49:43,488 Come on. 804 00:49:44,824 --> 00:49:47,560 Minerva was much more than a pet to me. 805 00:49:51,132 --> 00:49:53,868 She was my friend, my companion, 806 00:49:55,471 --> 00:49:56,670 my familiar. 807 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:01,643 I, I was wondering why she stopped eating, 808 00:50:01,678 --> 00:50:03,812 but now I realize it was her way of telling me that 809 00:50:03,846 --> 00:50:06,082 she had more work to do in the spirit world. 810 00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:11,254 I've uh, looked up a ritual 811 00:50:12,924 --> 00:50:14,693 to ease her passage there. 812 00:50:16,195 --> 00:50:18,797 Would you all join me, for Minerva? 813 00:50:26,443 --> 00:50:27,976 Guardians of life, 814 00:50:29,913 --> 00:50:33,217 shadows of death, we summon thee. 815 00:50:33,251 --> 00:50:37,322 Guardians of life, shadows of death, we summon thee. 816 00:50:37,357 --> 00:50:40,792 Guide Minerva from our realm to yours. 817 00:50:40,827 --> 00:50:43,997 Guide Minerva from our realm to yours. 818 00:50:44,031 --> 00:50:49,137 Guardians of life, shadows of death, we summon thee. 819 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:52,909 Guardians of life, shadows of death, we summon thee. 820 00:50:52,943 --> 00:50:55,777 Guide Minerva from our realm to yours. 821 00:50:55,812 --> 00:50:59,182 Guide Minerva from our realm to yours. 822 00:51:03,821 --> 00:51:07,423 Restore within her the spirit of life. 823 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:15,264 And return her to the plane of the living. 824 00:51:15,299 --> 00:51:17,868 Uh, Marnie? 825 00:51:17,902 --> 00:51:20,204 Restore within her the spirit of life. 826 00:51:22,073 --> 00:51:24,076 And return her to the plane of the living. 827 00:51:24,110 --> 00:51:25,845 Marnie, we haven't studied this. 828 00:51:28,883 --> 00:51:30,050 You! 829 00:51:32,521 --> 00:51:33,655 Join! 830 00:52:27,884 --> 00:52:29,518 Um, 831 00:52:29,553 --> 00:52:32,455 I'm sorry after all that trouble, your bird's still dead. 832 00:52:33,924 --> 00:52:35,758 It doesn't matter. 833 00:52:48,676 --> 00:52:50,277 The king is expecting me. 834 00:52:52,414 --> 00:52:56,183 Gate two. Miss Pelham is at Garden One on foot toward you. 835 00:52:56,218 --> 00:52:57,484 Copy that. I have eyes on. 836 00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:22,915 Your Majesty. 837 00:53:24,918 --> 00:53:27,520 Good evening, Miss Pelham. 838 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,224 Please, sit anywhere. 839 00:54:12,142 --> 00:54:13,810 What the hell! 840 00:54:13,844 --> 00:54:15,278 Excuse me! 841 00:54:15,346 --> 00:54:16,480 Mmm. 842 00:54:17,982 --> 00:54:20,283 Such a strange sensation when the reality matches 843 00:54:20,317 --> 00:54:23,120 what you've pictured in your mind so precisely. 844 00:54:24,956 --> 00:54:26,723 Is this another dream? 845 00:54:26,757 --> 00:54:29,626 It's been a year. How much of your blood is left in me? 846 00:54:29,661 --> 00:54:32,230 Oh, it's not a dream, I assure you. 847 00:54:32,264 --> 00:54:34,832 Then how are you here? I rescinded your invitation. 848 00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:36,734 You don't own the house anymore. 849 00:54:41,307 --> 00:54:43,175 I do. 850 00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:46,011 Why would you do that? Why would you buy my house? 851 00:54:46,046 --> 00:54:48,548 Because I always knew you were alive, 852 00:54:48,582 --> 00:54:50,449 and if I owned the house, 853 00:54:51,451 --> 00:54:52,618 well, then I would own you. 854 00:54:56,258 --> 00:54:58,058 Sookie, 855 00:54:58,093 --> 00:54:59,728 you 856 00:54:59,762 --> 00:55:01,663 are 857 00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:03,165 mine.