1 00:00:03,191 --> 00:00:04,825 Another great day! 2 00:00:04,892 --> 00:00:06,059 You locked us out of the store all day 3 00:00:06,128 --> 00:00:07,761 and we couldn't sell anything. 4 00:00:07,829 --> 00:00:08,729 Technically. 5 00:00:08,796 --> 00:00:09,730 Then it rained. 6 00:00:09,797 --> 00:00:10,831 A lot. 7 00:00:10,898 --> 00:00:11,965 And then that stray dog chased us. 8 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:13,199 He sure did. 9 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:14,501 And we had to hide in a dumpster. 10 00:00:14,568 --> 00:00:15,502 Oh, I remember that. 11 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:16,669 Then the garbage truck came. 12 00:00:16,737 --> 00:00:17,803 We almost died. 13 00:00:17,871 --> 00:00:18,938 How is that a great day? 14 00:00:19,006 --> 00:00:20,806 We were together? 15 00:00:20,874 --> 00:00:22,375 Yeah. 16 00:00:22,443 --> 00:00:23,309 Night, Peter. 17 00:00:23,377 --> 00:00:25,612 Good night, Terry. 18 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:27,913 You're coming with me, Doctor Squid! 19 00:00:27,981 --> 00:00:30,516 Not today, Octoshark! 20 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,117 Whoopshh! Whoopshh! 21 00:00:32,185 --> 00:00:33,352 Taste ink! 22 00:00:33,419 --> 00:00:35,754 Fffshlb! Whooooh! 23 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:36,688 Do you mind? 24 00:00:36,756 --> 00:00:38,023 Uh... sure! 25 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:40,659 Do you want to be Octoshark or Doctor Squid? 26 00:00:40,726 --> 00:00:43,162 I wanna be Professor Slumber. 27 00:00:43,229 --> 00:00:45,296 Awesome! I got him right here! 28 00:00:45,364 --> 00:00:47,398 Check out his cool battle pillows. 29 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:48,832 Yeah... 30 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:49,800 Hey! 31 00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:52,403 It's bedtime. No more talking. 32 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,141 You gotta be... Peter! 33 00:00:57,209 --> 00:00:59,177 What? I just got these. I have to break them in. 34 00:00:59,244 --> 00:01:01,110 Just do it quietly. 35 00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:02,345 Fine. 36 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:07,250 That wasn't me! 37 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,619 It came from next door! 38 00:01:14,091 --> 00:01:16,092 Shhh! 39 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,293 I think it's a break-in. 40 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,294 We should arm ourselves. 41 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:19,395 Finally! 42 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:25,801 - Are you wearing a cape? - Obviously. 43 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,002 What the hell are you gonna do with a cape? 44 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,070 A cape distracts your enemy, 45 00:01:28,137 --> 00:01:29,605 makes you a harder target to hit. 46 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,574 Why do you think heroes wear them all the time? 47 00:01:31,641 --> 00:01:34,108 See? Look. Hit me! Hit me! 48 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:36,611 Hit- whoa! 49 00:01:37,779 --> 00:01:38,813 I tripped on my cape. 50 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,380 I think you should stay here. 51 00:01:43,719 --> 00:01:45,052 - - - ie: Oh shit! 52 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,187 Bernie? 53 00:01:46,255 --> 00:01:47,955 Oh! Hey, Terry. 54 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:50,790 What, are you breaking into your own store? 55 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:52,392 No, I broke out. 56 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,060 I fell asleep in the back, hiding from customers 57 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:56,663 and when I woke up I realized I forgot my keys. 58 00:01:56,731 --> 00:02:00,934 Couldn't you just use the fire door at the back? 59 00:02:01,001 --> 00:02:02,168 No...? 60 00:02:02,237 --> 00:02:04,204 You gotta be careful. It's dangerous out here. 61 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:05,971 Oh, don't worry, I'm fine. 62 00:02:06,039 --> 00:02:07,072 No, I don't mean for you. 63 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,375 Unhand my brother, wrongdoer! 64 00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:11,277 Ugh! Okay, I'm tangled. 65 00:02:11,345 --> 00:02:12,678 I'm very tangled. This cape is a deathtrap. 66 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:22,678 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 67 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:28,426 God, this place is quiet. 68 00:02:28,494 --> 00:02:29,661 A little too quiet. 69 00:02:29,729 --> 00:02:30,895 Hasn't been this quiet 70 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:32,497 since the day you forgot to flip the open sign. 71 00:02:32,565 --> 00:02:33,831 Yeah, I didn't notice till five. 72 00:02:33,899 --> 00:02:35,734 But I got a lot done that day. 73 00:02:35,801 --> 00:02:36,867 Maybe we should be closed more often. 74 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,435 No. What am I doing wrong? 75 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:39,703 Am I missing something? 76 00:02:39,771 --> 00:02:41,138 Maybe you should look at your checklist. 77 00:02:44,008 --> 00:02:45,108 - Lights? - On. 78 00:02:45,176 --> 00:02:47,043 Open sign? Flipped. 79 00:02:47,111 --> 00:02:48,412 Dress as pirates. 80 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,914 Well, if it's on the list, I guess we have to. 81 00:02:50,982 --> 00:02:52,315 This one's yours. 82 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:53,849 - Did you change my checklist? - How'd you know? 83 00:02:55,419 --> 00:02:57,186 The handwriting has a distinct left slope; 84 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:58,854 It's in blue ink - I remember using black; 85 00:02:58,922 --> 00:03:00,490 Also, I'm not a giant idiot. 86 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:02,625 Terry, come on, man. You gotta relax. 87 00:03:02,693 --> 00:03:04,627 Your list was all work, work, work. 88 00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:07,697 But I've added fun things like number seven. 89 00:03:07,765 --> 00:03:09,030 Play 20 questions with Peter? 90 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:10,499 - If you insist! - Yeah, I'm not playing. 91 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,668 I'll get us started. Alive! 19 left. 92 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:13,802 I refuse to participate. 93 00:03:13,869 --> 00:03:15,937 It is a woman. 18 left. 94 00:03:16,005 --> 00:03:17,339 What's going on in the parking lot? 95 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:18,307 The answer is wonder woman. 96 00:03:18,374 --> 00:03:19,207 It always is. 97 00:03:24,046 --> 00:03:25,212 Look at all these customers! 98 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,113 And they're headed this way. 99 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:27,381 Terry, this is it. 100 00:03:27,449 --> 00:03:29,684 This is the moment. Our moment. Together. 101 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,186 We're brothers. Now, more than ever! 102 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,387 That one got away on you a little bit, didn't it? 103 00:03:33,455 --> 00:03:34,522 I'm just so excited. 104 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,324 Me too, Pete. Me too. 105 00:03:36,391 --> 00:03:38,158 And welcome to... 106 00:03:39,695 --> 00:03:41,093 Sassitude. 107 00:03:41,161 --> 00:03:41,994 Shoulda seen that one coming. 108 00:03:42,062 --> 00:03:43,697 To early to drink? 109 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,164 It is crazy in there. 110 00:03:45,232 --> 00:03:47,166 Everyone's like, Do you have a size 6 in these? 111 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,768 No. Does this come in red? 112 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:50,069 Buzz off! 113 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:51,938 Can you ring this up? What am I, your mother? 114 00:03:52,005 --> 00:03:54,741 Why is it so busy, and how do we get that? 115 00:03:54,809 --> 00:03:56,809 Word got out about the break-in. 116 00:03:56,876 --> 00:03:57,943 It's been all over action city news; 117 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,044 It even bumped the piece 118 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:00,312 about the horse that can do math. 119 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,348 That horse is a fraud. His long division sucks. 120 00:04:02,415 --> 00:04:04,149 So there is no such thing as bad publicity. 121 00:04:04,217 --> 00:04:05,150 I mean, I can do fractions. 122 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:06,352 No one gives me a sugar cube. 123 00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:08,387 Let's move on from the horse. 124 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:11,557 Well, I probably shouldn't just stand here avoiding work. 125 00:04:11,624 --> 00:04:13,591 I think I'll walk around the block. 126 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:15,693 Pete, are you thinking what I t thinking? 127 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,662 Yep. I'm done with raisins. 128 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:19,129 What? No, no. 129 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:22,600 A robbery brought all these customers into Sassitude. 130 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:25,236 - So... - So... no raisins? 131 00:04:25,303 --> 00:04:27,839 We fake a break-in at our own store. 132 00:04:27,906 --> 00:04:30,340 Terry, you want us to become criminals? 133 00:04:30,408 --> 00:04:32,175 I want us to be successful. 134 00:04:32,243 --> 00:04:34,745 Villainy is a slippery slope! 135 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:36,446 Wouldn't you like to be on the news? 136 00:04:36,514 --> 00:04:37,714 I don't know... 137 00:04:37,782 --> 00:04:38,815 - You can wear your cape. - Let's do this. 138 00:04:42,837 --> 00:04:44,404 Boyd, how exactly did Sassitude 139 00:04:44,471 --> 00:04:45,470 get robbed last night? 140 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:47,472 You're supposed to be security. 141 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:48,774 Boyd? 142 00:04:53,212 --> 00:04:54,179 Wake up! 143 00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:55,313 Oh, wow... Wow... 144 00:04:55,381 --> 00:04:57,182 I just had a crazy dream 145 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,818 where I was behind the wheel of my van... 146 00:04:59,886 --> 00:05:02,119 And you were there; You were trying to wake me up. 147 00:05:02,187 --> 00:05:03,888 No, Boyd, that just happened. 148 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:05,189 I can see the future. 149 00:05:05,257 --> 00:05:07,559 - That was the past. - I can see the past! 150 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:10,160 Okay, Boyd, I don't want anymore break-ins at the mall, alright? 151 00:05:10,161 --> 00:05:11,595 You're gonna have to start doing your job. 152 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:12,663 All you had to do was ask. 153 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,931 I'm with ya a hundred percent. 154 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:15,098 Well, good. 155 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,332 Can't let this happen again. 156 00:05:21,773 --> 00:05:23,306 There you are. 157 00:05:24,809 --> 00:05:25,842 Okay, Terry, 158 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,176 I've got it all planned out. 159 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,611 We need to make it look like an inside job. 160 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:29,946 Well, that might not be the best idea 161 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:31,280 since it will be an inside job. 162 00:05:31,347 --> 00:05:32,682 Oh, right. 163 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,650 Then we need to make it look like we put up a struggle. 164 00:05:34,718 --> 00:05:35,618 - I can shoot you in the leg. - No. 165 00:05:35,686 --> 00:05:36,686 - The arm? - No. 166 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,920 What if I just graze you? 167 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:38,955 Don't worry, I'll still shoot you, 168 00:05:39,022 --> 00:05:39,989 but only a little bit. 169 00:05:40,057 --> 00:05:41,824 Peter, please, don't be ridiculous! 170 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,725 Would it be ridiculous to burn our fingerprints off 171 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,960 so we leave a a trace? 172 00:05:45,027 --> 00:05:46,227 Peter, this is our store. 173 00:05:46,295 --> 00:05:47,963 Our prints should be all over the place. 174 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:50,098 Oh. Son of bitch! 175 00:05:50,165 --> 00:05:53,234 Yeah. - Fine! What kind of break-in do you want? 176 00:05:53,302 --> 00:05:55,604 No guns, no capes, 177 00:05:55,671 --> 00:05:56,738 get in, get out. 178 00:05:56,806 --> 00:05:59,473 That's so crazy it just might work. 179 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:05,445 Careful. Careful. 180 00:06:05,513 --> 00:06:06,379 The real crooks aren't careful. 181 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:07,848 They just smash the door. 182 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:09,149 Do you know how much this costs? 183 00:06:09,217 --> 00:06:10,350 12 bucks? 184 00:06:10,418 --> 00:06:12,052 Wow! That is just so off. 185 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,021 It explains why you're so bad with money. 186 00:06:14,089 --> 00:06:15,822 Real crooks would make a huge mess. 187 00:06:15,889 --> 00:06:17,590 Yeah, but this is our place. 188 00:06:17,658 --> 00:06:19,058 Don't worry, everyone'll just think 189 00:06:19,126 --> 00:06:20,459 we were robbed by really considerate crooks 190 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:21,694 who didn't want us to pay for broken glass, 191 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:22,561 so they took the door off the hinges, 192 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:23,663 wiped their feet 193 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,231 and left without making a mess. 194 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:28,534 Peter and Terry: All right! 195 00:06:28,602 --> 00:06:31,803 It's clearly the owners. Let's book 'em. 196 00:06:35,608 --> 00:06:36,975 I thought you were gonna book us! 197 00:06:36,976 --> 00:06:38,975 What can I say? I hate paperwork. 198 00:06:39,445 --> 00:06:41,212 Let's roll out. 199 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:45,050 Wouldn't he have to file more paperwork? 200 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:46,351 What? 201 00:06:46,418 --> 00:06:47,551 Maybe a little mess is a good idea. 202 00:06:47,619 --> 00:06:49,219 Yes! 203 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:51,455 Okay, let's see... Ooh! 204 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:52,757 Thundergut - 205 00:06:52,824 --> 00:06:54,491 fighting crime with the power of gas. 206 00:06:54,559 --> 00:06:56,127 That never sells. 207 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:57,928 Ooh. Bleeding gums. 208 00:06:57,996 --> 00:07:00,164 This is the comic put out by the dental association. 209 00:07:00,231 --> 00:07:01,766 I don't think so. 210 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:02,899 Whatever. 211 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,134 Ooh, I'll get the money out of the till. 212 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:04,968 Oh, there isn't any money in the till. 213 00:07:05,036 --> 00:07:06,069 I bought a burrito. 214 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:07,336 Perfect. We're all set. 215 00:07:07,404 --> 00:07:09,039 Not quite. 216 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,441 What're you doing? 217 00:07:12,509 --> 00:07:16,012 I am... leaving a nice false trail. 218 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,081 That leads to...? 219 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:19,882 You'll see. 220 00:07:19,949 --> 00:07:21,717 Whoa-ho-ho! Yes! Boom! 221 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:23,819 Now it'll look like the burglars 222 00:07:23,887 --> 00:07:25,353 spontaneously combusted. 223 00:07:25,421 --> 00:07:26,588 Case closed. 224 00:07:26,656 --> 00:07:27,723 It's like your mouth 225 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,091 is just a delivery system for nonsense. 226 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:29,992 You're welcome. 227 00:07:31,561 --> 00:07:33,628 Hello, Action City News? 228 00:07:33,697 --> 00:07:35,362 I think someone broke into our store. 229 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:38,099 Oh, and your horse is a fraud! 230 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,203 So, I understand you were robbed? 231 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,005 Yes, it was scary. 232 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:47,374 But not as scary as our low, low prices. 233 00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,276 How do you feel knowing this is the second time 234 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,678 this mall has been broken into in two days? 235 00:07:51,746 --> 00:07:54,915 Huh? What can I say? It was a shock. 236 00:07:54,982 --> 00:07:56,883 But not as big a shock as our wide selection 237 00:07:56,951 --> 00:07:58,284 of popular titles. 238 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:01,121 Our selection of action figures is so large, 239 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,122 that we actually robbed our own stor- whoa! Heh. 240 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,691 Back to you, action news! 241 00:08:04,759 --> 00:08:06,792 I say that. Back to the newsroom. 242 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:08,060 We did it. 243 00:08:09,629 --> 00:08:11,396 Excellent choice. 244 00:08:12,665 --> 00:08:15,334 And you have a wonderful day. 245 00:08:16,903 --> 00:08:19,238 Now this is how business is supposed to be. 246 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:20,840 And all it took was breaking the laws 247 00:08:20,907 --> 00:08:22,641 that bind our community together. 248 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,408 Hey, come on. We robbed our own store. 249 00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:25,343 We didn't even claim insurance. 250 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,078 It's a victimless crime. 251 00:08:27,146 --> 00:08:28,279 Yes, sir, Mr. Matsumoto, 252 00:08:28,347 --> 00:08:30,314 I... no, I totally agree. 253 00:08:30,382 --> 00:08:32,550 Two break-ins is unacceptable, but... 254 00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:33,684 What? 255 00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:35,120 You don't mean that. 256 00:08:35,187 --> 00:08:36,855 You do? 257 00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:38,556 But I would urge you- 258 00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:39,923 you look upset. 259 00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:42,126 How do we turn that frown into a date with me? 260 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:43,693 I'd rather have a cup of scalding coffee 261 00:08:43,762 --> 00:08:45,362 thrown in my face. 262 00:08:45,429 --> 00:08:46,263 Hmm... 263 00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:49,466 And... 264 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,734 On the house. 265 00:08:50,802 --> 00:08:52,602 Sorry. It's just my boss is going crazy. 266 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:53,771 One more break-in 267 00:08:53,838 --> 00:08:56,239 and someone's gonna lose their job. 268 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,009 Victimless crime, eh? 269 00:09:00,077 --> 00:09:02,211 - Shut up, Peter. - There's always a victim. 270 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,016 Hey, guys, taking a break? 271 00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:09,085 Oh yeah, we are busy. 272 00:09:09,153 --> 00:09:11,486 We are busier than the president of busy 273 00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:14,289 on Saint busyington's day. 274 00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:16,158 - Well said. - Thank you. 275 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:18,393 So... you guys saw how much publicity we got 276 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,395 from our "break-in" 277 00:09:20,462 --> 00:09:23,999 and then you mysteriously get robbed. 278 00:09:24,066 --> 00:09:25,000 I don't know what you're implying. 279 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,268 You broke into your own store. 280 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:27,734 Oh my God, she scanned our brain. 281 00:09:27,803 --> 00:09:29,036 Guard your remaining thoughts! 282 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:30,504 Do you have any remaining thoughts? 283 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,438 Do you guys realize how much trouble. 284 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,439 Rayna's gonna get in 285 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:33,974 after the second break-in. 286 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,442 One of which was you. 287 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,077 I'm just saying you're putting all of our asses on the line. 288 00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,412 Oh, I love my ass. 289 00:09:38,479 --> 00:09:39,847 All right, both of you just relax, all right? 290 00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:41,015 We'll be fine. 291 00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:42,349 As long as we keep our mouths shut, 292 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,749 no one will suspect a thing. 293 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,920 Yeah, it's clearly the owners. Let's book 'em. 294 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,654 - He's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa! Sorry, sorry. 295 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,924 I gotta go, honey. Sorry about that. 296 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,558 Just booking my wedding band. 297 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,993 Thinking about going with "The Owners." 298 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,361 You ever hear of them? 299 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,130 Either them or "Inside Job." 300 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,397 Right. 301 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,066 So, uh, what can we do for you, officer? 302 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,168 What's this I hear about you guys being broken into? 303 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,237 What? Us? Broken into? 304 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,172 That's hilarious. 305 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,174 Yes, we were. 306 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,575 Terry made me do it and I'll tell you everything. 307 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,910 Be cool. 308 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,910 And you never made an official police report. 309 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,079 You know how suspicious that looks? 310 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,547 He thinks we're suspicious! 311 00:10:16,614 --> 00:10:17,681 There's only one reason 312 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:18,816 why people don't call the police 313 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,318 after a crime's been committed. 314 00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:21,418 Because they're clearly guilty? 315 00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:22,619 Will you stop! 316 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:25,924 No, it's because they've lost faith in the police department. 317 00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:28,192 - And I have. - Yeah, I mean, who can blame us! 318 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,328 I mean, you're never there when we need you. 319 00:10:30,395 --> 00:10:31,828 Our store was just broken into 320 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,063 and you haven't even caught us. 321 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:34,264 Them. Them. Them. 322 00:10:34,332 --> 00:10:36,432 You're right. But I swear to you, 323 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,901 on my mother's grave, 324 00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:40,536 these crooks will do hard time. 325 00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:41,404 Uh-oh. 326 00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:42,906 That's more like it! 327 00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:45,375 Let's roll out, cookie. 328 00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:48,310 - He seemed nice. - No, just... 329 00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,112 Two break-ins in one week, Boyd? 330 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,414 Tonight, I need you to stake out the mall. 331 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,283 Stakeout? Uh, tonight's no good. 332 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,651 Staying up in my van all night, 333 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:57,920 eating junk food, 334 00:10:57,988 --> 00:10:59,721 monitoring the comings and goings of the mall. 335 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,423 That's what a stakeout is. 336 00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:04,592 Well, thing's just got interesting! 337 00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:07,495 I told you it's a slippery slope. 338 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:08,963 Today we're breaking into our own store; 339 00:11:09,031 --> 00:11:10,731 Tomorrow we're robbing banks with harpoon guns. 340 00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:11,699 We're not robbing a bank. 341 00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:13,067 Oh really? 342 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:15,103 Then what am I gonna do with this? 343 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,838 Give me that! Where did you get this? 344 00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:18,873 Craigslist. 345 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,707 The crime spree is over. All right? 346 00:11:20,775 --> 00:11:21,708 The store is busier than ever, 347 00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:22,809 Rayna's boss will forgive her, 348 00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,444 and no one suspects a thing. 349 00:11:24,512 --> 00:11:25,412 I know what you did. 350 00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:26,380 Ahhh! Dan. 351 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:28,882 What're you talking about? 352 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,918 Oh, I just like saying that randomly to people. 353 00:11:30,985 --> 00:11:33,486 You'd be amazed what they might confess to. 354 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,087 Saw the cops talking to you two. 355 00:11:35,155 --> 00:11:36,722 Is there a new law against being a pussy? 356 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,858 Uh, they were just trying to track down the robber. 357 00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:42,594 Oh right, that break-in that you mysteriously slept through, 358 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:43,629 in the store you live in. 359 00:11:43,696 --> 00:11:45,464 That's the one. Bye-bye. 360 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:46,765 After Sassitude got robbed, 361 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,968 I installed a security camera outside. 362 00:11:49,036 --> 00:11:50,169 It should get a pretty good look 363 00:11:50,237 --> 00:11:52,370 at whoever robbed your store last night. 364 00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:53,638 I'll send the tape off to the cops 365 00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:55,273 first thing tomorrow. 366 00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,742 Nighty-night, pretend grown-ups! 367 00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:02,447 Is now the part where we start to panic? 368 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,548 - It is. - Oh good. 369 00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:11,688 I can't go to prison! 370 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:12,689 Where's my luggage?! 371 00:12:14,059 --> 00:12:16,059 Ahhh! Where's my bags?! 372 00:12:18,096 --> 00:12:19,797 How could I think that robbing our store to get press 373 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,198 was a good idea? Agh! 374 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:22,567 It sounds like a good idea. 375 00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:23,767 I mean, listen to it- 376 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,335 Rob our store, get press. 377 00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:26,737 I'd go along with that every time. 378 00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:27,537 That should've been a clue. 379 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:28,905 Just pull yourself together! 380 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,574 We've been in worse fixes than this before 381 00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:31,741 and you always think of something. 382 00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:33,042 Hello, police? I'd like to turn myself in. 383 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:34,577 Terry! 384 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,746 No, you're being hysterical! 385 00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,414 You're right. I'm sorry. 386 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,416 All we need to do is just think this through 387 00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:41,617 and work together. 388 00:12:41,685 --> 00:12:43,119 Hello, again, police? Sorry, we got cut off. 389 00:12:43,187 --> 00:12:43,987 Terry! 390 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,422 No! 391 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,490 All right, look. I'm gonna turn myself it. 392 00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:49,624 I'll keep you out of it. 393 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:50,759 We don't have any other choice. 394 00:12:50,826 --> 00:12:52,327 It's the sensible thing to do. 395 00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:53,862 See, that's the problem. 396 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:54,930 You're the sensible one, 397 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:57,832 and the time for sensible is over. 398 00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:00,068 Let's get nuts. 399 00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:01,103 What are you saying? 400 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,304 Ah, well, you could go to jail, 401 00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:04,805 or... you could pull one last break-in 402 00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:07,508 to get that tape from Dan's store! 403 00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:09,643 Break into Dan's store! 404 00:13:09,711 --> 00:13:12,079 That's the best idea I've ever heard. 405 00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,081 Well, we're doing it anyway. 406 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:14,916 What's in the briefcase? 407 00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,017 I called in some favours 408 00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:17,718 to get backup for tonight's stakeout. 409 00:13:17,786 --> 00:13:21,121 Behold, the Stun-Master 3000. 410 00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:24,057 Take out a 300 pound protestor in a single shot. 411 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,058 Where'd you get this? 412 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,526 Craigslist. 413 00:13:26,593 --> 00:13:29,396 I wanted a harpoon gun, but someone beat me to it. 414 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:32,532 So, who's just a security guard now? 415 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:34,500 I never said you were just a security guard. 416 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:36,568 I said you were barely a security guard. 417 00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:38,137 Oh. Sorry. 418 00:13:38,204 --> 00:13:39,704 You know, maybe I'll come along with you 419 00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:41,440 on that stakeout tonight. 420 00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:43,608 Just to make sure you don't do anything crazy. 421 00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:46,445 Sure, but I'm taking my stun gun with me. 422 00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:49,114 Uh, I think it might be safer if I held onto that. 423 00:13:53,953 --> 00:13:54,720 Here's the plan. 424 00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:56,820 Bernie, you're over here watching the door 425 00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,522 Terry, you're up on the roof. 426 00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,258 Why the roof? 427 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,827 So you rappel down the front of the store with a ninja-like grace. 428 00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:03,894 Why would I do that? 429 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,030 'Cause it looks cool. 430 00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:09,566 I'm gonna run a zig-zag pattern through the minefield. 431 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,401 The parking lot's supposed to be mined now? 432 00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:13,437 Oh yeah! While I plant the plastic explosives, 433 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,571 Bernie's gonna distract the guard. 434 00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:15,705 Crotch face! 435 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:16,472 Ooh, is he cute? 436 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,741 He is, if you find robots cute! 437 00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,344 Beep-beep. You will be my flesh-bot. 438 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,079 And we're done. 439 00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:23,446 Yeah. Okay, fine. 440 00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:24,913 This only took me 14 hours to make. 441 00:14:24,982 --> 00:14:26,548 But we're done now. 442 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,483 And I wanted to see where things were gonna go 443 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,817 with this robot. 444 00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:31,520 Guys, I think we need a much simpler plan. 445 00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:33,589 Fine. Bernie, you create a distraction, 446 00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,791 while Terry and I go through the front. 447 00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:37,826 Why would I help with any of this? 448 00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:38,961 Because if you don't, I'll tell the cops 449 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,261 you broke out of your own store. 450 00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:42,097 And friendship. 451 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,165 And friendship. 452 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,167 Fine then. For friendship. 453 00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,935 So this is the whole plan? 454 00:14:48,004 --> 00:14:48,936 Almost. 455 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:54,009 Okay, got the mushu pork, bean curd and rice. 456 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,110 Where should we start? 457 00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:57,611 Boyd? 458 00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:58,945 Boyd? 459 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,716 Son of a bitch. 460 00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:08,488 Explain to me again why we're wearing pirate costumes? 461 00:15:08,489 --> 00:15:11,257 Because if we get spotted, pirates will take the blame! 462 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,558 Also, great things always happen 463 00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:14,160 when I'm wearing this costume. 464 00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:15,661 Hey, look! A quarter! 465 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:17,930 Explain to me again 466 00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:19,465 why we're wearing pirate costumes? 467 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:22,035 Because if we get spotted, pirates will take the blame! 468 00:15:22,102 --> 00:15:23,669 Also, great things always happen 469 00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:25,171 when I'm wearing this costume. 470 00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:26,539 Hey, five bucks! 471 00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:29,007 Lucky costume. 472 00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:30,875 Hey, look, a quarter! 473 00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,178 Explain to me again 474 00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:34,546 why we're wearing pirate costumes? 475 00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:36,814 Because if we get spotted, pirates will take the blame! 476 00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:38,450 Also, great things always happen 477 00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,617 when I'm wearing this costume. 478 00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:40,618 All right, we're here. 479 00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:41,520 Why'd that seem to take so long? 480 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:42,820 I don't know. 481 00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:44,155 Ahhh! Okay... 482 00:15:44,222 --> 00:15:45,923 Cardboard Dan. Cardboard Dan. 483 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,224 All right. All right. 484 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,561 Now, to get us in... 485 00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:52,763 Watch yourself. Watch. 486 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,800 What's wrong? 487 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,369 If we're caught breaking into the store, 488 00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:00,336 Rayna will be in serious trouble. 489 00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:02,872 That's because somebody was too afraid to rappel. 490 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,975 Don't worry. I'll get us in with this. 491 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,544 A little jiggle up, 492 00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,512 a little jiggle down... 493 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,147 Oops. 494 00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:12,282 I may have accidentally 495 00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:15,117 dropped the card in the store. 496 00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,553 There is now a credit card with your name on it 497 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,554 locked in the store? 498 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:19,921 Yes. Never fear, 499 00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:22,157 I shall retrieve it with my driver's licence. 500 00:16:22,225 --> 00:16:23,258 Sure you will. 501 00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:24,759 Up and down... Oops! Again. 502 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,062 - Didn't see that coming, - yup. 503 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,230 - Third time's a charm. - Sure. 504 00:16:28,298 --> 00:16:29,331 I will use my birth certificate. 505 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,765 Go for it. 506 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,899 Now it's gone. And there it is. 507 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,834 Can I borrow your wallet? 508 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,272 Pirates! 509 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,907 Rayna! Pirates! 510 00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:40,575 You're dreaming. Go back to sleep. 511 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,643 No, look! 512 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,945 It almost looks like... Pirates! 513 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,581 God help us, nothing stops pirates. 514 00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,182 Lose a hand? They slap on a hook. 515 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,917 Lose a leg? They slap on a peg. 516 00:16:50,985 --> 00:16:52,419 Lose an eye? They slap on a parrot. 517 00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:57,157 Son of a bitch! 518 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,891 Don't worry, we'll get everything back 519 00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,561 using the lease to our store. 520 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,895 Would you give me that?! 521 00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:07,433 Rayna, I am so sorry. 522 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:11,670 They're breaking in! 523 00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,939 Just like pirates! 524 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:15,207 Not on my watch. 525 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,442 Time to shiver some timbers. 526 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,843 Let's roll. 527 00:17:21,514 --> 00:17:23,448 Booga-ooga! I'm distracting you! 528 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:24,349 Agh! 529 00:17:25,518 --> 00:17:27,952 Oh my God. 530 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,121 I just zapped Bernie. 531 00:17:30,189 --> 00:17:31,756 I'll lose my job. 532 00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:33,391 I'll go to jail! I'm ruined! 533 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,592 Keep calm. Keep calm. 534 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,926 Old Boyd's got a plan. 535 00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:39,296 Just gently hand over the stun gun. 536 00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,897 Gently... Gentle. 537 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,843 Go, go, go, go! 538 00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:05,454 Well, we did it. We got the security tape back. 539 00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:07,189 Yup, my plan worked. 540 00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:09,524 Ah, I'm pretty sure it was my plan. 541 00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:10,592 You wouldn't even have had a plan 542 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,361 if my plan hadn't backfired. 543 00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:15,997 What happened to you last night? 544 00:18:16,065 --> 00:18:16,898 Well... 545 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,705 It's still a little fuzzy. 546 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,307 Uh, so I didn't know you guys 547 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,109 were actually going to rob Sportapalooza. 548 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,177 What do you mean? That was my whole plan. 549 00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:31,345 Uh, my plan. 550 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,546 Uh no, you guys don't understand. 551 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,651 Holy crap! 552 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:38,952 Look what your plan did! 553 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,119 Somebody must've seen the broken glass 554 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,588 and pulled off a real heist. 555 00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:42,788 The police, they're gonna put a mindworm in my ear 556 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:43,823 and force me to tell the truth. 557 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,957 Peter, pull yourself together! 558 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:46,158 Nobody's onto us. 559 00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:47,627 I'm onto you. 560 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:49,729 - Dan. - Got to admit, boys, 561 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,130 pretty ballsy breaking the window 562 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,032 to steal that surveillance tape. 563 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,000 Shame you didn't remember to steal the surveillance tape 564 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,369 of last night's break-in. 565 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,737 Dammit! I knew you forgot something! 566 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,004 What a terrible plan! 567 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,307 Nice disguises though. I couldn't tell it was you 568 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,875 'cause you were dressed up as pirates. 569 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,410 Only I could tell it was you 570 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,113 'cause you were dressed up as pirates. 571 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,548 It does sound like us. 572 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,116 I cleaned out my store. 573 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,950 When the insurance company gets a look at the tape 574 00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,017 of you boys breaking in, 575 00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:15,886 I should make a small fortune, 576 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,622 thanks to you two assholes. 577 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,822 You're welcome. 578 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,857 Don't say "you're welcome." 579 00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:21,459 It's my insurance adjuster now. 580 00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:23,093 Let's see how much I'm gonna make. 581 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,663 You got Dan. Uh-huh. 582 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,664 I see. 583 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,632 Ha. Fantastic. 584 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,735 Apparently, they don't cover acts of piracy. 585 00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:33,336 Woo hoo! 586 00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:34,504 Pirates rule! 587 00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:35,838 Now I gotta load the whole store back in 588 00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:37,574 from that truck. 589 00:19:37,642 --> 00:19:39,409 - What truck? - My truck. 590 00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:40,777 What? 591 00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:41,778 Somebody stole my truck! 592 00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:43,179 No. 593 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:44,647 Dammit! It was right there! 594 00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:47,283 Huh. I guess when you have three fake break-in's in a week, 595 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,784 you're bound to attract real criminals. 596 00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:49,685 Damn. 597 00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:52,288 I hate you guys. 598 00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:58,952 You look exhausted. 599 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,788 I mean, beautifully... 600 00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:03,323 I'm not gonna save this one. Exhausted. 601 00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:04,424 I was up all night 602 00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:06,025 staking out the mall with Boyd. 603 00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,026 Really? 604 00:20:07,094 --> 00:20:08,428 Did you catch us? 605 00:20:08,496 --> 00:20:09,663 - Them! - Them? 606 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,232 Actually... 607 00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:15,968 Ungh! 608 00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,403 They got away. 609 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,737 So no one got fired. 610 00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:20,406 Oh, someone did. My boss. 611 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:21,907 I'm sorry? 612 00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:24,176 I'm not. Mr. Masumoto was a douche. 613 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,411 He wasn't even Japanese. 614 00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:26,712 He just thought it sounded efficient. 615 00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:28,647 That's great news! 616 00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:33,151 I can't believe we got away with it. 617 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:35,720 It truly was the perfect crime. 618 00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,288 I knew it was you all along! 619 00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:39,056 Oh no. 620 00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,458 Yes. 621 00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:41,593 I want you to play "I knew it was you all along" 622 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,094 as our first dance! 623 00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:44,795 Ugh. 624 00:20:44,863 --> 00:20:47,031 Wedding bands - don't get me started. 625 00:20:47,099 --> 00:20:48,966 Uh, can we help you? 626 00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,800 Yep, solved the crime. 627 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:54,838 Found these burned boots out by the dumpster. 628 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,306 Oh my God. 629 00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,709 Footsteps match the ones leaving your store. 630 00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:01,712 I dusted them for fingerprints, but, ah, there were none. 631 00:21:01,779 --> 00:21:03,079 Yes. 632 00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:07,650 The criminal spontaneously combusted. 633 00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:09,452 Boom! Two for two. Come on. 634 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,220 Well, thanks for telling us. 635 00:21:11,288 --> 00:21:13,456 Well, I hope this restores your faith 636 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,858 in the police department. 637 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,192 Where's my gun? 638 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,895 Who's the idiot now? 639 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:20,996 That guy. 640 00:21:20,997 --> 00:21:23,265 Thought you lost another one, buddy<./i> 641 00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:33,266 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com