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£ Theme music

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Yeah, it's weird.

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Like you have this idea
of shit that's gonna happen,

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and it's gonna be
like all good and that,

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and then, like, it doesn't happen.

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And if you think about it,

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it's kinda weird
that I actually thought

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that they were gonna come to Dunt.

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And Mum and Steve kept telling me
they weren't gonna come.

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I didn't believe 'em.

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Yeah, it's shit.

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It's shit when adults are right
and kids are wrong.

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It's fuckin' heavy!
Well fuckin' get Nathan.

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Where's fuckin'...
We're stuck.

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Oi, Nathan!

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Nath's going to deaf school tomorrow.

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He's fully deaf now,
so he's gotta go.

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Can someone wave their hands in front
of Nathan and get him to help us?

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Have you got another lettuce there?

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I think we'll churn
through those two.

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Nathan, get out here!

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Nathan! Nathan!

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Daniel wants you to go
and help him out with the bunks.

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Yes.

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And we're gonna be moving my Gran
into Jamie and Tyson's bedroom.

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Yeah, good one.

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So this is going to be
a three-boy room,

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and Gran's going to get her own room,

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'cause when you're an old lady
you kinda need your own room.

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Two, four, six, eight.

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It's fun having Gran here, though,
like just having her round the house,

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'cause I get along with her heaps.

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I thought she was going to be
heaps more sick, right,

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but I thought she'd be like...

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..kinda dribbling and um...
shaking and stuff.

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But she's alright so far.

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That's fine.
We should keep that covered

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'cause the flies
are really getting in here.

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I've been settling in quite well,
yes.

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I think the family
thought I was going to be

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much more of an invalid
than I actually am.

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I'm... I'm forgetful,
but I'm certainly no invalid.

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Shall we organise
another line, or...?

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Kerry's been great.
She's been fantastic.

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No tension there.

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Are they Jamie's cargoes there?

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And I've got along quite well
with Steve, too, her new husband.

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He's a lovely bloke.

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Can you get around
the other side of the ute?

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Yeah, so all in all, so far so good.

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No, it's nice. I'll put
some photos up and what not.

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When you are lost,
family is where you turn.

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And this is my family.

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This is all the family I've got.

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And uh... it's...
I feel like I'm in a safe place.

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So how are you?

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Well, Daniel's hooked me up
with the computer,

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so I've been keeping in touch with
all the goings on at Garingal.

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He's loving the country.

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Daniel said he'd build

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a little run for him
out the back, so that's good.

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Penny and I are very close, so...

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..not an easy separation, that one.

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So I like to, you know,
chat with her as much as I can.

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Hello. Hello, Penny!

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I do feel terrible about
Daniel's party plans for Nathan

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and forgetting to invite
those special guests.

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Get on the end of that.

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Daniel's trying
not to make me feel guilty,

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but I do feel quite responsible.

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It's not
a good situation there at all.

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That'll blow out.

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We're still going ahead
with Nathan's farewell party.

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Just doing it this arvo, you know,
with me mates, keeping it low-key.

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Mum's invited the Lovells,
our neighbours, over.

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Just people that know Nath
and care about him.

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Nath's been
such a little shit lately, though.

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Like he's been naughtier
than ever before.

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Just 'cause he knows he's going,
he's been a dickhead to me.

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Just come over here.
Just stand there.

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Why does he want
a fuckin' photo of me?

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For his deaf school. Let me get
the photo. Go back further.

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Further, you idiot.
It's fuckin' weird. What? There.

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He's showing off heaps
for Gran too.

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Ready? Yep.
(Water sprays)

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You fuckin' little faggot!
I got it on the camera!

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Fuckin' arsehole!
You fuckin' dirty faggot!

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Got him, Nath! Piss funny!
Piss funny!

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Oh Daniel, he's just having fun.
You try getting pissed on!

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I got it on camera.

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Piss funny!

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Well, you know, he's out there
in the big old world again.

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He's on his own.
Go down here.

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Has Shwayne learned his lesson
after being in jail?

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I don't think that Shwayne
has the ability to learn.

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I was talking to Clarice

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and we were talking about the fact
that Shwayne may be retarded,

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and we just didn't get the tests.

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Life on the outside,
you know, is cool.

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It's different
to how I remember it, though.

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That's 'cause
you ain't as famous anymore, nigga.

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Shut the fuck up.

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Do you know what, we finished
my new track, Squashed Nigga.

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We finished all that up.
Full production on that.

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We got that... where's that CD?
You got that CD?

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Rockin' it with my glasses.

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And we got this shit
out to the radio stations,

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to the record companies.

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We got, you know,
we got no bites yet,

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but it's a new sound,
it's a new song...

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Exactly.
..and I firmly believe

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it's gonna take a while
for that shit

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to get into the brains of the people,
you know what I'm sayin'?

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Am I happy to have said goodbye
to S.mouse?

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Yeah, I'm happy about that.

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He is over. He is gone.

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There's no more S.mouse.

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You know, he is a memory in my head,

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because I'm movin' on from that shit,
you know?

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I don't miss bein' him.
You wanna know why?

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Because that's not who I am.
I'm Shwayne Jnr.

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Being adored by fans,

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having people, you know, hysterical,
chasing you round the shopping malls,

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all that shit,
I don't miss that, no way.

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If you don't recognise me
'cause I'm bein' me,

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then that's fine by me,
you know what I'm sayin'?

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Pull over here.
Here?

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I'm very much willing
to put the past in the past

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and start to focus on the future.

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Wind the window down.
Let's see if they recognise me here.

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£ ..slap my bow
slap my el, slap my bow

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£ Slap my elbow... £

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Yeah, here they come. He knows me.

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He knows me.

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Oh shit...

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What the fuck?

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'Cause I am a creative being,
you know what I'm sayin'?

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I gotta create shit.

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No matter what goes down,
no matter who kicks me in the ass

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and says your shit is shit, you know?

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I turn around to them and I say,
'I'm gonna create shit forever.'

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I got so much goin' on,
I don't know where to start.

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So what you wanna do now, nigga?

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I don't know.

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I don't think I've ever had
a more eventful month in my life.

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It's been unreal.
So much shit's happened.

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I had my court case
over the Packo shooting.

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Lucky for me Packo told the truth,
said I wasn't there.

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So I ended up getting off.

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Yeah, Ashleigh's got nailed for that,
so he's gone back inside.

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Straight after the court case I
decided to go and have my surgery.

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So yeah, I had
my artificial balls operation.

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Got my balls again.

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So yeah. It didn't hurt as much
as I thought it was going to hurt,

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and the results are amazing.

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Looks pretty realistic,
don't ya reckon? My balls?

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Yeah, they're totally realistic.
Yeah.

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And I don't know, it's just I feel
like I've got this new confidence.

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I think I just ... I think
I just love having balls again.

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I've restarted
the Fat Boy Surf School.

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I worked out that if I got the Mucca
Mad Boys involved as instructors,

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then it was gonna be way easier.

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How are you boys going?
ALL: Yeah, it's alright.

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Yeah, so I got a ratio
of two Mad Boys to each Fat Boy.

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So yeah.
So it's been goin' unreal so far.

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Here comes a big one, mate.

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Just waiting for that tide
to come in, mate.

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It's good for the town, too,

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'cause it's keeping
the Mad Boys off the streets.

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Keepin' 'em busy,
giving them a purpose, hey.

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Stop 'em
from scaring the tourists off.

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(All cheer and applaud)

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But probably the biggest news is that
Kareena's back and she's had a baby.

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Go slow, you two.

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You know, we had our ups and downs
leading up to the birth of Tyrone.

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You know, a lot of arguments.

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I put it down to hormones,

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'cause apparently
in the last trimester

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the chicks go a little bit weird.

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Here he is, little Tyrone.
(Laughs)

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Say hi to the cameras, little fella.

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Yeah, little man.
He's cute, isn't he? Yeah, Tyrone.

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We were going to call him Blake,

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but I thought that might be a bit
lovo, you know, mini-Blake.

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So we went with Tyrone.
So good, though.

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I highly recommend it.

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If you ever get the chance to have
a baby, have one. It's awesome.

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It's really changed him.
Like he's been really...

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..you know,
we had a really good chat

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about Blake pulling back
on his gang commitments,

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and just focus
on really being a good dad.

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Me and Hunter were saying,
when Tyrone grows up,

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well not even when he grows up,
like now,

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he's got instant membership
into Mucca Mad Boys.

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Even if he's a shit surfer,
he's in.

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He's in, no matter what.

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Yeah. We'll get him
the tattoo and stuff

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when he's about ten or something.

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What? When he's about 18.
Nah, ten. Like it doesn't hurt.

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Are you serious? No way.
You want a tattoo?

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You want a tattoo, do ya?
No, Blake.

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Hey look, all I'm saying is that you
gonna run out of money eventually.

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I'm not gonna run out of money.

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You can't sustain this lifestyle,
man.

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You gotta get you a real job.

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I don't need no real job.

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You said you liked
my new track anyway.

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Why you losin' faith in me?

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Look, you are not getting it.

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Your fans have deserted you, man.

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Look, I'm not trying
to be harsh or nothing...

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That's bullshit.
..but nobody likes your ass no more.

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No-one likes your ass, motherfucker.
You got no friends.

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That's why you're
over here right now,

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sittin' on my steps,
'cause you got no friends.

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Everyone likes me.
Shut up, boy. Listen to me, son.

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I been studying this.
Bobby McFerrin.

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You remember,
'Don't Worry Be Happy'?

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No.

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He's an IT consultant
in Seattle right now.

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Bullshit.

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And the little short girl
on Family Ties?

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She's workin' the streets.

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That's all I'm sayin'.
You're making shit up.

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OK, OK, I made that shit up.
But this shit is true!

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This is true, man.
People who used to be famous,

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they have to get themselves
a real job.

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I ain't gonna be
one of those people.

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That's what you don't understand.

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Shwayne, get a real job.
Get a real job.

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Let me help you get a real job, OK?

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Get a real friend.

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Get someone your own age
to hang out with

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instead of hangin' out
with me and Danthony,

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you know what I'm sayin'?
Go home, man.

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I don't want
to hang out with you, boy.

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What you doin' here, then?

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What's wrong with you?
Ain't you got no respect?

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I took care of your ass.
I respect you, motherfucker.

240
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I respect you more when you back your
car out of my driveway and go home.

241
00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,036
Tim is much happier these day.

242
00:11:35,052 --> 00:11:39,012
We left Japan. He bought his own
place back in Santa Barbara,

243
00:11:39,028 --> 00:11:43,052
and the great thing is that he is
now back with all his old friends.

244
00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,072
He really come a long way.

245
00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:50,024
He's 16, and he's very own man now.

246
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,076
You go down, and you come back
and you flip it...

247
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,080
The great thing is being his manager

248
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:57,092
has been
an amazing experience for me.

249
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,056
Now I'm very happy,
and I think Tim is happy too.

250
00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:03,040
You want me
to organise you a minivan?

251
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,088
Yeah. Thanks, Bruce!
OK.

252
00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:08,012
Everything's been great since I
moved back here in Santa Barbara.

253
00:12:08,024 --> 00:12:10,000
I've got new management.

254
00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:12,056
I'm back into skating
more competitively now.

255
00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:16,016
I've actually been skating more
than I ever did in Japan too.

256
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,088
Me and Amaya are doing well.

257
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,032
We're going to have
a long-distance relationship.

258
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:24,036
Her parents are letting her
stay with me during school breaks.

259
00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:29,012
My mum's back here too.

260
00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:31,052
We don't really see each other much.

261
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:34,052
She's pretty pissed off
about the whole firing thing.

262
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:37,080
I bought her a house here,
so I think she's doing fine.

263
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:42,028
My life has been turned upside down.

264
00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:47,044
The lawyers got involved and Tim
has really fucked me up big time.

265
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:51,012
They claim that Tim is the one
who get all the money,

266
00:12:51,028 --> 00:12:55,016
so until we sort that out,
I'm pretty much stuffed.

267
00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:01,056
Tim has bought us
a family home in Santa Barbara,

268
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,012
but let me tell you,
this house is shit.

269
00:13:04,028 --> 00:13:08,032
It is not big enough
to swing a dog's dick.

270
00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:10,080
It's got four bedrooms upstairs.

271
00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:14,036
Look at this living room.
It's not exactly living it up.

272
00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:17,024
Get off the floor, please.
The floor is not for sitting on.

273
00:13:17,036 --> 00:13:18,092
Take the dog outside to do a shit.

274
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:22,048
Well, we had a lot of excess
Gay Style stock left over,

275
00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:26,096
but I found it quite useful
for decorating around the new house.

276
00:13:27,008 --> 00:13:29,032
The cock cushions.

277
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:31,076
Just a scatter cushion like so.

278
00:13:31,092 --> 00:13:37,012
We have just a cock box here
where I put my remote.

279
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:40,084
Oh, and I have
my lychee lickable runners.

280
00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:42,080
So that's what I wear.

281
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:45,020
They're comfy
for around the house, too!

282
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,088
I had to sack my housekeeper, Cho,

283
00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:54,012
so now I have to take on full duties
of housekeeper and home mum.

284
00:13:54,024 --> 00:13:55,068
Sit up straight, please.

285
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,068
And I have to tell you,
being a household mum is shit.

286
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:03,092
You have to constantly
look after your children.

287
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,044
Drink for you.

288
00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:07,068
Cindy is a very difficult child.

289
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,052
She caused a lot of trouble for me.

290
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:11,000
Very, very naughty.

291
00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:15,092
I give Tim everything.

292
00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:20,032
I give him money, success, a future,
and what does he give me in return?

293
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,092
A shit house in the suburbs.

294
00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,072
Thank you very much, Tim.

295
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:28,008
Luckily, my second son,
Luke, is doing very well.

296
00:14:28,024 --> 00:14:33,040
I'm still homeschooling him,
so he can focus on his golf practice.

297
00:14:33,056 --> 00:14:36,008
You have to try hard
if you want to be Tiger Woods!

298
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,040
He wants to go pro one day,

299
00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:41,040
so I am doing my best
to encourage that,

300
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:44,036
and we'll see how we go.

301
00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:46,084
Look!

302
00:14:46,096 --> 00:14:49,036
Look what we got today!

303
00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:52,000
The role of a mother
is a very, very hard one.

304
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,048
I've learned that.

305
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:58,056
You have to do
your very best for your children.

306
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:02,064
You have to devote your life to them.

307
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:08,044
I'm not perfect. No-one's perfect.

308
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:12,036
I'm just a mother
trying to do my very best.

309
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:18,080
And if you don't like that,
then that's not my fault.

310
00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,096
Jump in.

311
00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:28,016
Ah, me and Nath, we're going
into town for final farewells.

312
00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,064
As a special treat,
I'm letting Nath drive,

313
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,076
'cause like we've been training up
and that around the farm,

314
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,084
and he's gettin' pretty good.

315
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,004
If we do get busted,
then I'm gonna tell the cops

316
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,068
that I'm Nath and he's Daniel.

317
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:46,012
'Cause same... we look the same,
so they won't be able to tell.

318
00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:47,060
Won't stand up in court.

319
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,044
You wanna just do
mainies for a while?

320
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:53,004
It's the last time
you're gonna see Dunt, mate.

321
00:15:53,016 --> 00:15:55,040
Should say goodbye to Chloe.

322
00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:57,064
(Beeps horn)

323
00:15:57,076 --> 00:15:59,012
See ya, Nathan!

324
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,096
What the fuck did you do that for?

325
00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:04,088
Fuckin' nob. She's hot.

326
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:07,072
Yeah, so we're just gonna do
all the traditional shit,

327
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:10,096
do all the stuff Nath loves,
just for one last time.

328
00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,052
Yeah!

329
00:16:12,064 --> 00:16:14,040
Just visit all the places Nath likes.

330
00:16:14,052 --> 00:16:16,020
Hurry up!

331
00:16:16,036 --> 00:16:18,064
Just do all the stuff
that you can do in Dunt.

332
00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:20,012
(Water trickles)

333
00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:23,060
Probably go to the tree
where Dad died.

334
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:26,020
Yeah, me and Nath
go there a fair bit.

335
00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:28,032
It's sort of weird
and a little bit gay,

336
00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:31,008
but like I talk to Dad
at the tree sometimes.

337
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,048
It's just a secret thing that we do.

338
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,032
Sometimes we don't even tell Mum.

339
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:37,016
Ah, g'day Dad.

340
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,048
Just, um, wanted to bring Nath over,

341
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,000
seein' how
he's leaving in the morning,

342
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:44,028
and Steve's driving him,

343
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,056
so just want to bring him over
to say see ya and that.

344
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:52,032
Um, oh yeah, we had this
farewell party planned for him

345
00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,080
and we had these...
we invited all these legends.

346
00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:56,040
You would have loved it.

347
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,072
It had Blake Oakfield,
your favourite surfer.

348
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,092
We had these other blokes.

349
00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:04,028
You wouldn't know 'em,
a rapper and a skater.

350
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,068
They were all gonna come, right,

351
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:09,060
but Gran, your mum,
she forgot to invite 'em,

352
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:11,068
so they're not coming.

353
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,060
It's still gonna be good but,

354
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:17,064
because we got like, the Lovells
are coming and my mates, and...

355
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,012
Yeah. It'll be good.

356
00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:22,056
Um, Dad, I was thinkin', like,

357
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:27,068
you know how I said that me and Nath
were gonna run the farm and that,

358
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:31,072
and like when we left school just
get it all successful and shit?

359
00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:34,040
Well, now Nath's going to deaf
school,

360
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:37,004
it doesn't look like we can do that.

361
00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:45,084
But I was thinkin', like,
we're not really like men yet.

362
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,068
We're sorta still a bit like kids.

363
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:51,092
So when Nath comes back,
in like two years,

364
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,096
we'll be more like men.

365
00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:59,076
We'll be like stronger
and just know more shit and that.

366
00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:01,036
So that's when we'll do it.

367
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:02,096
We'll definitely do it.

368
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,084
We'll get it all
up and running and successful

369
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,060
and do all the shit we promised,
so you don't have to worry.

370
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:15,052
Um, yeah, that's it.

371
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:19,016
So Nath wants to, um, have a word,

372
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:22,004
and he's got a photo
that he wants to leave with you

373
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,024
so you don't forget him
while he's gone.

374
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,004
So, cool. See ya.

375
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:35,052
£ MOURNFUL MUSIC

376
00:18:56,024 --> 00:18:58,076
Oi, Nathan! Not there, dickhead!

377
00:18:58,088 --> 00:19:00,024
(Water trickles)

378
00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:02,052
Get in the car.

379
00:19:02,064 --> 00:19:04,000
For fuck's sake.

380
00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:14,060
Nigga, after you finish
vacuuming my car,

381
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:16,052
I'm gonna get you
to polish my balls.

382
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:18,016
Shut the fuck up, man.

383
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,032
I wouldn't let you do that
even if you wanted to, nigga.

384
00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:24,096
How'd you like to be locked in?

385
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:27,016
(Laughs)

386
00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,072
You locked in there.

387
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,020
What's happened here?

388
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,040
Some kind of malfunction
with the door there.

389
00:19:32,056 --> 00:19:34,060
Open this fuckin' door, man!
What's goin' on?

390
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,020
You can't get out of there?

391
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,056
You know what,
I'll let you out of there

392
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:41,012
if you rap my biggest selling...
Open the door!

393
00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:44,012
..like my second biggest selling
single in the United States.

394
00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,092
Rap that. Then I let you out.

395
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:48,044
You at the animal zoo...

396
00:19:51,012 --> 00:19:53,064
I can't believe you did that shit,
motherfucker.

397
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,092
You still do that shit,
motherfucker!

398
00:19:56,004 --> 00:19:57,040
You cryin'? Are you cryin'?

399
00:19:57,056 --> 00:20:00,028
You can do the rest yourself.
Danthony, are you cryin'?

400
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:02,044
There's no need to cry about that,
motherfucker.

401
00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:06,004
Don't fuckin' do that shit!
What now, nigga?

402
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,064
Don't fuckin' do that.
What now, nigga?

403
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,072
Don't fuckin' do that.
You wanna fuckin'...

404
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,044
Hey, yo, yo, wait,
hold up, hold up.

405
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:15,044
DJ: ...is actually S.mouse, right.
That's his real name.

406
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,068
Now he's got this new song.
Oh, fuck!

407
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:20,048
I want you guys to hear it
and let me know what you think.

408
00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:23,020
Crazy record. You know, I hear
new records all the time.

409
00:20:23,036 --> 00:20:25,080
Call me up and let me know
what you think about this.

410
00:20:25,096 --> 00:20:29,016
This is new music
from Shwayne Jnr on 106.

411
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,064
(Song plays)

412
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,012
Motherfuck!
Come on.

413
00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:34,016
Yeah, listen to this.
Listen to this shit.

414
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,068
Yo, yo.
Oh, man!

415
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:39,080
I fuckin' told you.
I fuckin' told you!

416
00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:42,076
Motherfucker,
they playin' your song!

417
00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:46,008
Yeah, yeah! I said that.

418
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:49,072
They got my fuckin' demo! Motherfuck!
(Laughs)

419
00:20:49,088 --> 00:20:54,016
£ ..the truck smashed
through his door, brother

420
00:20:54,028 --> 00:20:56,008
£ Yeah, nigga, it's true... £

421
00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:59,012
I'm gonna be rich, Dad.
I'm gonna be fuckin' rich!

422
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,004
You're a recordin' motherfuckin'
artist!

423
00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:02,052
Yeah!

424
00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:05,092
£ Squashed nigga, squashed nigga

425
00:21:06,004 --> 00:21:09,016
£ I feel like a squashed nigga

426
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,064
£ Squashed nigga... £

427
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,048
The Fat Boy surf school,
it's going off.

428
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,080
I'm stoked with the progress.

429
00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:17,088
Yeah, we've had
way less broken boards

430
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:21,004
and we're getting a few of the young
blokes up and standing.

431
00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:22,052
(Applause)

432
00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:26,072
Well done, Peter!

433
00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:28,036
Standing!
Did you see him surfing?

434
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:31,000
It's good to do something
for the community, you know?

435
00:21:31,012 --> 00:21:32,048
It's good to be giving back.

436
00:21:32,064 --> 00:21:36,032
I've decided recently that I'm
going to give surfing a go again.

437
00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:39,080
I'm going to come out of retirement
and make a comeback.

438
00:21:39,096 --> 00:21:43,064
I've agreed to do the Billabong
Legends of Surfing Tour,

439
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,020
so yeah, I've been
in training for that.

440
00:21:46,032 --> 00:21:48,028
Hey, Dad!

441
00:21:48,044 --> 00:21:50,028
I think it's the new balls,
to be honest.

442
00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:53,040
I think the new balls have
sort of given me confidence.

443
00:21:53,052 --> 00:21:56,012
Oi, Packo's up there.

444
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,000
He must have heard.

445
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,092
What a dickhead.

446
00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,080
Yeah, today's a big day, actually,

447
00:22:01,096 --> 00:22:04,052
'cause I've decided
that I'm going to surf Blakey's.

448
00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:07,072
It's probably the first time in
ten years that I've done that.

449
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,056
Righto boys, let's go!

450
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:14,032
Oi Packo, this'll teach you
for shooting my balls off!

451
00:22:14,044 --> 00:22:15,080
I'm back!

452
00:22:15,096 --> 00:22:18,028
I'm shitting myself a little bit,
to be honest,

453
00:22:18,044 --> 00:22:21,024
but, you know,
it's going to be good to reclaim it.

454
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,024
Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
ALL: Oi, oi, oi!

455
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,088
Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
Oi, oi, oi!

456
00:22:27,052 --> 00:22:28,084
Mucca!
Oi!

457
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,012
Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
Oi, oi, oi!

458
00:22:40,072 --> 00:22:42,080
Daniel, the Lovells just called.

459
00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:46,024
They're not going to be able to make
it to the party, so it's just us.

460
00:22:46,036 --> 00:22:48,020
Did you hear what I said, Daniel?

461
00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:50,056
Yep.
Right, grub's up, fellas.

462
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:52,020
There's chips and sambos.

463
00:22:52,036 --> 00:22:54,024
Did you wanna chuck this
in the fire, man?

464
00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:55,072
Yeah, might as well burn it.

465
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,032
Steve and Nathan are leaving

466
00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:59,072
first thing in the morning
to go to Adelaide.

467
00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:01,040
Getting up real early and that.

468
00:23:01,056 --> 00:23:03,096
I don't know if I can be fucked
getting up for it.

469
00:23:04,012 --> 00:23:07,000
I just hate like the big
gay farewell shit and all that,

470
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,016
so probably won't get up.

471
00:23:09,032 --> 00:23:12,064
It's gonna be weird
not having Nath around, though.

472
00:23:14,096 --> 00:23:18,016
Like I'm not gonna miss him,
but it's just gonna be weird.

473
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:22,048
Oi, Nathan! Get over here.

474
00:23:22,064 --> 00:23:24,072
We're all here for you,
you dickhead.

475
00:23:24,088 --> 00:23:27,020
It'd be nice to get
a photo of the boys.

476
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:28,076
Yes, like a group shot.

477
00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:30,092
Yeah.
Yes, that's a good idea.

478
00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:33,088
Oh, it's lovely out here.

479
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,084
Penny would have loved it.

480
00:23:35,096 --> 00:23:37,096
Is that your mate from jail?

481
00:23:38,008 --> 00:23:39,048
Yeah, she loved the country.

482
00:23:39,064 --> 00:23:42,048
Well perhaps you should ask her
to come out and visit.

483
00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:44,068
That'd be lovely, Kerry.
Thanks for that.

484
00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:47,004
Would have been good
if the Legends did come,

485
00:23:47,016 --> 00:23:48,080
but it's still good,

486
00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:52,068
like just having my mates and friends
and family and shit around.

487
00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:55,000
Boys, you going
to light that fire or what?

488
00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:56,064
Yeah. You got the fire lighters?

489
00:23:56,076 --> 00:23:58,040
I don't know where they are, man.

490
00:23:58,052 --> 00:24:00,032
In the back of Steve's car.

491
00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:02,024
Oi, Nathan! Nath!

492
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,048
Go and get the fire lighters
out of the back of Steve's ute.

493
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:09,040
But havin' those blokes here,
Blake, Tim, S.mouse,

494
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,056
oh, that would have
been a legendary party.

495
00:24:11,072 --> 00:24:13,096
Would have been
an awesome send off for Nathan.

496
00:24:14,012 --> 00:24:16,080
Yeah, Nath would have
remembered that forever.

497
00:24:53,044 --> 00:24:55,044
(Vehicle approaches)

498
00:25:18,044 --> 00:25:21,044
(Inspirational music swells)

499
00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:52,084
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