1 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,256 All right, guys, 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,338 what's my next move with Riley here? 3 00:00:08,505 --> 00:00:10,844 Because ever since we hooked up, I can't stop thinking about her. 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,244 Look, man, I don't know about you hooking up 5 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:16,433 with somebody within our group. 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,810 Right, Ben? 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,061 You'd never hook up with anybody 8 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,187 within our group, would you? 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,563 No way. 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,819 Of course not. 11 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,746 Salad? 12 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,831 Wow. Yeah. Um... 13 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,545 Oh, did I misinterpret...? 14 00:01:22,712 --> 00:01:23,751 Oh, no, no, no. 15 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,420 I-I-I should have been more specific on the phone. 16 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,884 So you're not here to...? 17 00:01:28,051 --> 00:01:30,049 No. No, no, no. 18 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,755 Oh, okay, so basically, I'm a naked guy 19 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:33,677 holding cabbage over his junk. Great. 20 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,012 It's actually radicchio. 21 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,264 Totes radicchio. 22 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:43,687 1x02: The Benefit of the Mute Button Sync: dcdah. Resync: Yvon 23 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,635 So here's the deal: 24 00:01:45,802 --> 00:01:47,537 There's this guy that I really like, right? 25 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:48,838 His name is Matt, mm-hmm. 26 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:50,694 And we work together at the hospital... 27 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,342 You know, I'm, I'm thinking 28 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:56,825 that this is a clothing, clothing conversation. 29 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,327 Ooh, fancy. 30 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,537 Yeah. Okay. 31 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,921 Ew. Anyway, um... He's an ob/gyn. 32 00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:08,462 He's super-crazy handsome and nice. 33 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,339 - You know, like, really nice. - Great. 34 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:11,628 He actually went to Haiti 35 00:02:11,795 --> 00:02:13,467 while the rest of us just watched it on the news. 36 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:14,997 Hey, I did my part, okay? 37 00:02:15,164 --> 00:02:17,554 I bought, like, three Wyclef Jean songs, so... 38 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,101 I think this guy might be boyfriend material. 39 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,602 - Wow. - You know, he's, um... 40 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,941 Don't get offended... 41 00:02:25,108 --> 00:02:27,356 But he's the complete opposite of you, you know? 44 00:02:31,681 --> 00:02:34,050 And I definitely do not want to be an ob/gyn. 45 00:02:34,217 --> 00:02:35,718 I just want that stuff to work, okay? 46 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:37,866 I don't, I don't need to see the insides. 47 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,328 And the the beauty part is, he seems to like me back. 48 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,930 Dr. Maxwell, I'd like to conference 49 00:02:47,097 --> 00:02:49,431 with you in the exam room stat. 50 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,007 Um, I'm pretty sure 51 00:02:58,174 --> 00:03:00,973 that I'm gonna have full-on sex with this guy. 52 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,850 And I'm just worried 53 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,769 that if our thing keeps going, I'm going to feel like a... 54 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,689 What's a good word for whore? Let's just go with whore. 55 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:13,110 So do you think it would be okay if we put our thing on hold? 56 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,403 Yeah. 57 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,458 - Yeah? - Yeah. 58 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:16,822 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 59 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,199 So, you know, if, um, if our thing had a remote, 60 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,577 then we'd be pushing the pause button. 61 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,163 Pause. I like it. 62 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,168 Yeah, me, too. It's actually perfect timing 63 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:29,668 because Colleen is coming in from Sydney tonight. 64 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:30,961 - Colleen? - Yep. 65 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,296 The teasemanian devil? 66 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,922 No, she's not a tease. 67 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,467 She lets me go a little bit further each time she visits. 68 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,497 She is a tease. She's a sexual mirage. 69 00:03:54,664 --> 00:03:57,333 You run and jump in the water and get a mouthful of sand. 70 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,781 Well, not this time, okay? 71 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,703 Because I'm going to dive in these waters. 72 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:01,905 I'm gonna drink until... 73 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:04,286 can we just talk normally for a second? 74 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,954 Please. I'm going to sleep with her. 75 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,164 I'll believe it when I see it. 76 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,457 I think that can be arranged. 77 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,321 - Well, kids, I gotta start my shift. - Oh, yeah, I should go, too. 78 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,572 I got a date with Colleen. 79 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,117 Wait. Is she that "world music" enthusiast? 80 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,661 What does she do now, like, the rain sticks? 81 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,350 No. Bagpipes. 82 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:49,665 And a little vuvuzela. 83 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,210 And I should go and meet Dr. Matt. 84 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,921 And I have a date with destiny. 85 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,589 Uh, uh, listen, guys, 86 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,562 will someone please explain to Aaron here 87 00:04:59,729 --> 00:05:02,386 what can happen when you hook up within the friendship circle? 88 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,804 Yes, yes, 89 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,974 Ben and Sara, please explain to me why that's wrong. 90 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,968 Norms are changing... 91 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,062 - It's a modern world. - This economy is... 92 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,565 Babies having babies. 93 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:17,693 Look at her. 94 00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:19,749 She probably hasn't stopped thinking about me 95 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,217 since that night. 96 00:05:21,384 --> 00:05:23,866 Vodka soda, Tom Collins, whiskey sour, two beers. 97 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,701 Vodka soda, Tom Collins, whiskey sour, two beers. 98 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:30,581 Hey, Ri, can I get a Vodka Martini up with olives? 99 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,961 You bet. 100 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:33,250 She bets. 101 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,498 Huh! I bet she bets. 102 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:38,668 And now it's time to flash her the killer smile. 103 00:05:38,835 --> 00:05:41,638 God, it's crowded tonight. 104 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:43,072 What is wrong with Aaron? 105 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:45,804 Is he constipated? 106 00:05:46,976 --> 00:05:48,277 I've waited so long for this. 107 00:05:48,444 --> 00:05:50,647 Well, I got good news for you because the wait is over. 108 00:05:50,814 --> 00:05:53,103 Do you know what I feel like doing for you right now? 109 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,897 - What? - Play. 110 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,452 Oh, I want to play, too. 111 00:05:56,619 --> 00:05:59,234 What are you thinking? Doctor? Pizza guy? Naughty Uncle? 112 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,362 No, I... I want to play for you. 113 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,198 Wait here. 114 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:07,629 Okay. 115 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,245 So, what? With college, med school, 116 00:06:23,412 --> 00:06:26,115 residency, blah-blah-blah, I was the only one in my family 117 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:27,554 who didn't get married, then pregnant. 118 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,620 Or in the case of my cousin dionne, pregnant then married. 119 00:06:31,787 --> 00:06:32,768 Then graduated high school. 120 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,312 Ah. Well, my cousin got pregnant, then married, 121 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:37,856 then arrested for burning down her high school. 122 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:40,943 You ever miss Louisiana? 123 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,832 Sometimes. 124 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,155 Not now. 125 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,174 Ooh, I smell vanilla. 126 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:53,372 Mm, it's romantic, right? 127 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:54,877 It, it's a scented plugin. 128 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:58,715 You know, I prefer incense, but I read somewhere 129 00:06:58,882 --> 00:07:00,754 that burning incense causes lung cancer. 130 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:07,219 That, that was incr... 131 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,933 Wow. Amazing sex. 132 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,431 This guy has it all. 133 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,600 You know what? I'm going to check the sex again. 134 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:23,277 So, you ready for round... two? 135 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,072 You are dressed. Yeah. I gotta go. Sorry. 136 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,113 Wait. Um, um, are you sure? 137 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,493 'Cause I-I bought strawberries! 138 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,204 Yeah, I got paperwork at home. 139 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,152 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me, too. 140 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:37,419 I-I have paperwork, too, 141 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:39,793 'cause, you know, I'm a doctor, too, so... 142 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,463 I'll see you around? 143 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:54,933 I made major inroads with Riley last night. 144 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,685 Major inroads. 145 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:58,228 Hey Riley. 146 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,848 I would like to explore, for want 147 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,399 of a better word... "Us." 148 00:08:05,566 --> 00:08:06,445 So what do you say 149 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,921 you and me, away from the group, 150 00:08:10,088 --> 00:08:12,076 dinner, Club 9, tomorrow night? 151 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:13,952 Absolutely! 152 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:15,921 Nailed it. 153 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,496 Man, why can't you stop disrupting 154 00:08:18,663 --> 00:08:20,631 the delicate ecosystem of our social life, 155 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:23,128 and just find yourself a nice girl that none of us know? 156 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,601 You know what, like, like, here. 157 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:31,887 "Mary Resnick, 41, promoted to city supervisor. 158 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,223 "Ms. Resnick is divorced, 159 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,558 "and though this job will take time away from her boat, 160 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,394 she's excited about the opportunity." 161 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:39,978 Damn straight she's excited. 162 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,606 Now, this is a magnificent piece of ass. 163 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,565 She's a stranger. 164 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,485 Yeah, well, she has a boat! Have you ever had sex on a boat? 165 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,744 I file that under "b" 166 00:08:49,911 --> 00:08:51,990 for "believe the hype." 167 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,577 Okay, I'm at defcon two. Maybe four. 168 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,788 Which is worse, if the numbers go up or down? 169 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,081 I think one... 170 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,289 I don't care. Listen, 171 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:03,291 after sex, Matt went from being boyfriend material 172 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:06,026 to mixed signals guy. And I brought my "A" game. 173 00:09:06,193 --> 00:09:08,429 I made witty banter, I slathered myself in "glow-tion," 174 00:09:08,596 --> 00:09:11,198 I got a bikini wax that was Mr. T in the front 175 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:12,469 and Mr. Clean in the back. 176 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,335 Okay, I have some ideas about this, 177 00:09:14,502 --> 00:09:16,223 but I'm not sure I should tell you. 178 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,642 Um, but you know what? Because we're friends, 179 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,477 - and we've had sex, - Oh, my God. 180 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,896 I feel like I'm the only person who can tell you. 181 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,398 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! What? 182 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,109 I feel like your date maybe ended badly because... 183 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,849 - Oh, my God! - You're a little... 184 00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:30,362 You're a little reserved. 185 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:34,074 - What? I'm... I'm... I'm reserved? - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,744 - What do you mean I'm reserved? - You know, like, sexually? 187 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,079 Yeah, like I lay there like a corpse? 188 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,914 No, no, not a corpse. No. 189 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:41,832 Like a zombie? 190 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,501 No, zombies are crazy. 191 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,670 Um, I'm sorry, just because I don't go on and on 192 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,797 like a lunatic does not mean I'm reserved. 193 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,549 You know what your problem is? 194 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,842 You watch too much porn. 195 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,907 Hey, you asked me, all right? 196 00:09:54,074 --> 00:09:57,264 An-and by the way, it's not all laughs over in Ben land either. 197 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,932 - Ben land? - Yeah, Ben land. 198 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,477 I'm in a fight to the death with the teasemanian devil. 199 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,025 What? What's that? 200 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,110 Did you... ? Are finished playing already? 201 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,279 I... 'Cause I could listen to you play all... 202 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,698 Wine? Would you like some wine? Oh. 203 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,915 Since I'm gonna be here two nights, 204 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,551 don't you think it'll be a little bore exciting 205 00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:39,556 if wve something for tomorrow night? 206 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:43,890 You know, if you're asking my honest opinion... no. 207 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,855 You're so funny. 208 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,032 I'm in physical pain. 209 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,530 I'm beyond blue down there it's, like navy. 210 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,173 Okay, don't tell any girl I told you this. 211 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,802 - No. - Step one: 212 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,786 - Come on strong. - Done. 213 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,349 Ah... but next... pull back. 214 00:11:03,516 --> 00:11:05,104 Plan a platonic date. 215 00:11:05,271 --> 00:11:07,501 You know, like coffee or watch a documentary. 216 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:08,836 Something that says, 217 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,963 "You know what? Kind of losing interest." 218 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,464 And then, she'll be like, 219 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,154 "Oh, my God. What did I do wrong." 220 00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:16,093 and then, when you go in to kiss her, 221 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,225 she'll be like, "Oh my God, he likes me again!" 222 00:11:18,392 --> 00:11:19,680 Boom, nail her. 223 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,015 Sara, that is genius. 224 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,308 So my plan is... 225 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,352 Scream, writhe, be horny as hell. 226 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,104 And you be unhorny as hell. 227 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,202 Love it. See you on the other side. 228 00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:32,025 Whatever.. 229 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,069 Fitz, what shirt 230 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,029 should I put on for... 231 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,116 This is awkward. 232 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,580 I know. 233 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,752 Aaron, I'd like you to meet newly promoted 234 00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:46,921 city supervisor Mary Resnick. 235 00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:49,126 Newly promoted city supervisor Mary Resnick, 236 00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:52,379 this is city resident Aaron Greenway. 237 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,432 Oh, hi. It's so nice to meet you, Aaron. 238 00:11:55,599 --> 00:11:58,635 Your friend Fitz here is quite the charmer. 239 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,054 Yes, he is. 240 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,635 Okay, uh, congratulations. 241 00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:03,098 Oh, thanks. 242 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,905 I'm very excited to get to work. 243 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,853 I think there's a lot we can accomplish in this city. 244 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,355 Sí, se puede. 245 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,861 We don't have this in Australia. 246 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,785 I mean, we have pottery, and we have paint, 247 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:18,864 but we never combined them. 248 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,867 Well, you know, we are America. We're known for our combining. 249 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,911 Peanut butter and jelly, Mac and cheese, 250 00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:25,913 rappers and strippers. 251 00:12:27,594 --> 00:12:28,832 You're adorable. 252 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,543 I got to work on my soap dish. 253 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,381 Just want to get that finished. 254 00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:40,641 Hey, big guy. 255 00:12:40,808 --> 00:12:43,010 Look at us... Seeing each other around. 256 00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:44,177 So funny, huh? 257 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,307 What are the chances? 258 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,518 Look, Sara, about the other night, I... 259 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,983 Oh. I loved that night. 260 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,450 God, did I love that night. 261 00:12:50,617 --> 00:12:51,855 I mean, passionately. 262 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,487 Wow. Fantastic. 263 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:55,317 Great, because I thought maybe it was... 264 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,236 Awesome? Totally. 265 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:58,559 You know what? 266 00:12:58,726 --> 00:13:00,561 I want to buy you a drink after work. 267 00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:01,896 And me a drink. 268 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:03,296 I love to drink. 269 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:04,798 I love what it does to me. 270 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,867 You know, it really just opens me up. 271 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:07,871 Okay. 272 00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,970 Okay. 273 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:22,482 All alone, waiting for her man. 274 00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:25,931 Me? I'm the man. 275 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,767 Hey. You're finally here. 276 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,227 Sorry I'm late. 277 00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:38,610 Aaron, you're here, too! 278 00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,910 That is wonderful. 279 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:51,206 Is that passion fruit I'm smelling? 280 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,959 Or maybe I just smell passion in everything. 281 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,383 I don't know. 282 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,087 You haven't given me a glass yet. 283 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,438 That is hilarious. 284 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:02,885 You are so funny. 285 00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:06,638 You taste good. 286 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,516 Keep it together, buddy. 287 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:10,865 You're almost there. 288 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:12,394 Do not show interest. 289 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,272 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 290 00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:19,974 Is everything okay? 291 00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:21,653 Have I done something wrong? 292 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,744 All right! There it is... the self-doubt. 293 00:14:23,911 --> 00:14:25,646 Right on schedule. I'm going in. 294 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:26,909 Cover me. What? 295 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,323 - You know what? - What? 296 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:38,659 I'm just going to go powder my nose, okay? 297 00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:39,922 Okay. 298 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,300 Oh, so I've got this great idea 299 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,601 for the next time I'm in Chicago. 300 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,271 Next time? 301 00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:51,934 Oh, my God. 302 00:14:56,878 --> 00:14:58,440 Oh. Give me a second. 303 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,291 "Intense message." 304 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,569 Listen, lady, I don't know what you think we're doing here, 305 00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:24,800 but, um, uh, this is a hookup, okay? We should be hooking up. 306 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,308 I'm sitting out here pretending to be hard to get, you know, 307 00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:29,277 and you're playing some kind of mind games with me. 308 00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:33,065 So, if you're not here to hook up, please stop wasting my time. 309 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,054 I was going to say, next time I'm in Chicago, 310 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,589 you should come to my concert 311 00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:43,458 and we'll get a hotel room after, 312 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,071 but for now, we should just have crazy sex. 313 00:15:47,462 --> 00:15:49,533 Is that... Is that still on the table? 314 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,703 Geez! 315 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,502 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 316 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,420 What is the matter with you? No! 317 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,380 - Wait? Where are you going? - Are you insane? 318 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,549 It sounds like someone is stabbing you to death. 319 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,282 Oh. I was being passionate. 320 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:08,761 I thought that's what you wanted. 321 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,679 In what universe would you think I wanted that? 322 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,557 Um, well, because of the other night. 323 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,434 Um, after we had sex, you said, 324 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,691 "I'll see you around." 325 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,312 I thought it was because you think I'm a zombie. 326 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,595 No. If anything, I think you're a zombie now 327 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,191 'cause zombies are crazy. 328 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,299 Corpse. I meant corpse. 329 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,833 I always get that wrong. 330 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,988 Whoa, Sara, Sara, stop... stop this. 331 00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:32,201 - This isn't your fault. - What? 332 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,409 I left the other night because I was freaked out. 333 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,771 Not by you, but about dating in general. 334 00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:39,958 You're the first person I've slept with besides my wife in 15 years. 335 00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:42,983 Thank God it's not my fault. 336 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,785 I mean... I'm sorry. 337 00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:46,465 Oh. You poor thing. 338 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,426 Ooh. Oh. Don't worry about this, then. 339 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,428 - This was all an act. - What? 340 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,848 I was putting on an act for you so that you would think I was passionate. 341 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,227 My friend Ben says I'm reserved in bed. Thank God we cleared this up. 342 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,687 Wait. How does your friend Ben know how you are in bed? 343 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:05,072 Um... Yes, how does he know that? 344 00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:07,277 Great question. Good catch. 345 00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:12,113 Um, because I slept with him before. 346 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,784 But we're on pause now, so... 347 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,744 Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Do you have a boyfriend? 348 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,664 No! No, no, no, no, no. No, he's... he's just a friend. 349 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:19,957 Who you sleep with. 350 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,357 No, I'm thinking, um, this is a good time to stop talking. 351 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:23,419 Let's just get back in bed and... 352 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,087 - Can I have that? - Excuse me? 353 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,922 Can we just be friends who sleep together? 354 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:27,923 Of course not. 355 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,049 Why does he get to do it? 356 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,699 Because he is just a friend of mine. 357 00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:33,901 You're on the relationship track, buddy. 358 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:36,371 I mean, we flirted and went to dinner. 359 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,939 This is boyfriend- girlfriend stuff. 360 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,311 You're in. 361 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,355 Actually, I'm out. 362 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,649 What? Um, wait, wait, wait. 363 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,349 Um, just tell me... is... is it because of the zombie stuff 364 00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:49,611 or because I'm sleeping with someone? 365 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,530 - See you around. - No, no, no. 366 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,198 I will see you around. 367 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,492 If anybody's going to see anybody around, it's me. 368 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,535 Okay. 369 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,078 That's right. 370 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,705 Okay. 371 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,874 And vodka. 372 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,544 Riley. 373 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,797 I don't really know how to tell you this, 374 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,467 but this is not a very good date. 375 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,344 Why? Do you think Paul's having a bad time? 376 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,721 No. I am. 377 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,014 I thought that you and I 378 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,225 were going to go out together... Just us. 379 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,353 I thought... I thought you said "group dinner." 380 00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:26,690 Hey, Riley. 381 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,651 Wow. Busy night. Yeah. 382 00:18:32,994 --> 00:18:35,365 Group dinner tomorrow at club 9. 383 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,867 Absolutely. 384 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,500 Oh, my God, that's awful. 385 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,414 Wow, this must be really uncomfortable for you right now. 386 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,271 Yeah. Yeah. 387 00:18:44,438 --> 00:18:47,342 Listen, okay, I understand that I'm supposed to, like, 388 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:50,712 be Mr. Cool and not care about this sort of stuff, 389 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,801 but I already liked you as a friend, okay? 390 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,136 And I haven't exactly slept with a lot of women, 391 00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:01,225 but it seemed to me like we had really good sex. 392 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,309 We did. 393 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,691 Yes. Okay. 394 00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:05,854 Then, let's be together. Let's do this. 395 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,294 Oh, Aaron, come on. 396 00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:11,193 Okay, yes, we hooked up, but are you in love with me? 397 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,112 Okay, because if you are, 398 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,202 then you should know what you're getting yourself into. 399 00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:18,606 Okay, like, I don't check my voice mails, ever. 400 00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:20,641 I have a zillion parking tickets. 401 00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:23,077 And I'm messy... really messy. 402 00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:25,207 Rats in the garbage messy. 403 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,667 And I'm not domestic. 404 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,449 I have no idea how to cook. 405 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,718 And guys hit on me all the time. 406 00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:32,589 All the time. 407 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,522 And I sleep with them. 408 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,056 I'm a closer. 409 00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:38,512 Is that what you really want? 410 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:41,863 Look who finally made it. 411 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,851 Aaron, this is my sister Lia. 412 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,355 Hi, Lia. I'm Aaron. 413 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,565 A pleasure. 414 00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:53,277 So, tonight was a bust. 415 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,363 You know, I'm thinking, in addition to a pause button on our remote, 416 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,282 we might want to think about adding a mute button. 417 00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:00,909 Yeah. You know, there was a lot of instructions 418 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,953 kind of going back and forth that were... 419 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,163 Counterproductive? 420 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,290 - Ooh. Good word. - Hey. 421 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,985 Is it possible our thing is getting in the way 422 00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:12,171 of us finding other people? 423 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,257 People we were maybe supposed to be with? 424 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,011 - That's so dumb. - No way. 425 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,972 Oh, dude. 426 00:20:25,139 --> 00:20:26,810 You didn't throw out the radicchio? 427 00:20:27,374 --> 00:20:28,876 No, I... I rinsed it. 428 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:30,912 I... I think I rinsed it. 429 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,567 I didn't... I didn't rinse that. You should probably put it... 430 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,983 Yeah, sorry. It's gross. 431 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,742 Thank you for handling my parking tickets. 432 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,568 Oh, no problem. But the person you should be thanking 433 00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:46,497 is city supervisor Mary Resnick. 434 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,084 Oh. Hey, Mary! Uh, we're over here. 435 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,475 Hi. 436 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,798 Have you been using my name to fix people's tickets? 437 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,546 Yes, baby, I have. 438 00:20:58,759 --> 00:20:59,885 Don't ever call me again. 439 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:04,515 Oh, and stop spending the night on my boat. 440 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:08,129 That chick gonna be mayor someday. 441 00:21:08,296 --> 00:21:09,543 You just watch.