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Previously on Awkward.
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Jenna, I like you.
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I'm just not sure
I'm ready to be in a relationship.
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Everyone thinks
I tried to kill myself,
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and there's a lame guy
selling T-shirts
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keeping the stupid story alive.
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- I kissed Jenna Hamilton!
- What?
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It's obviously, uh,
a very important day.
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In high school, attention was a drug.
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Everyone was jonesing for it.
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Including Principal Cox.
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So you can all talk.
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Okay, hum,
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now, to tell you more,
about drunk driving awareness day,
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Miss Marks.
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Check, one two.
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Hot mic.
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This year, our annual play
to raise drunk driving awareness
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is gonna be
driven into the millennia.
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Everybody, welcome to Crash'd!
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Same characters,
same story, new flava.
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It stands for counselors, me,
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raising awareness for students,
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you,
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who, "W" is silent, drink.
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I knew that'd get your attention.
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Attention was weird.
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The people who had it
seemed not to want it,
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and the people who didn't have it
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seemed to want nothing more.
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Ricky Schwartz is acting
all stranger than fiction.
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Ever since his parents
took him off his meds,
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he stopped checking me out.
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Refocusing attention
was my current strategy.
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I was playing hard to get
with a guy that was hard to get.
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It seemed to be working,
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and I wasn't going to give in
to Matty's private sexcapades
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until I got some public attention.
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And now, Palos Hillers,
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it's time to announce the leads
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of this year's mock D.U.I. car crash.
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And the role of Dead Johnny
goes to...
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Jake Rosati.
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And the role of Dead Stacey
goes to...
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This part's all mine.
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Jenna Hamilton.
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It was not the kind of
attention I was looking for.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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What up, dead Stacey?
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There's no way
I'm playing Dead Stacey.
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I've already had one lethal
misunderstanding this year.
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I don't need another.
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This just confirms
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that there is
a theater conspiracy against me.
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I'm gonna go tell Valerie
that I quit,
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and then you can play dead Stacey.
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Yes!
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Just remember,
it's all about how you die.
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In the classic license to kill,
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Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
dies on the hood,
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but in Love on the rocks,
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Tori spelling
drives into a fid of corn
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and disappears...
forever.
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Oh, look, they picked
the dead girl to play dead.
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Congrats, Jenna.
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You've actually become
a cliché of yourself.
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Cliche means stupid, right?
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Looks like Sadie's jeal-y.
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Well, there's nothing
to be jealous about,
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because I'm not doing it.
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Playing dead Stacey was bigger
than being homecoming queen,
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but I was trying
to bury my suicide stigma,
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not advertise it.
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Oh, Jenna, hey!
You excited?
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No, I'm not doing it.
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I was actually
about to go quit right now.
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Whoa, hold up! Hold up.
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Before you, uh,
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kill your only chance
of being my dead girlfriend,
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um, I highly recommend
you reconsider.
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I mean, uh,
just think of all the ways
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I could end your life.
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I think you're
supposed to kill me by cocktail,
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not asphyxiation.
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Everything okay?
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Other than public humiliation
and whiplash from you,
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I'm great.
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You sure?
'Cause it seems like, uh,
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ever since our kiss, you just seem...
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We're good.
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It just seemed like last week,
when we talked on the phone,
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you know, everything was cool,
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and then today
you're acting kinda weird, and...
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- Listen, Jake.
- Mm-hmm?
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Here are the bullet points.
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I'm your friend.
We had an accidental kiss,
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that even you said was a mistake,
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- because you have a girlfriend.
- Oh.
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And I'm not gonna
say anything, okay? I promise.
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I have to go quit now.
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There really was something to
this playing-hard-to-get thing.
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Whoever said, "If you build it,
they will come," was wrong.
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Tear it down.
They come running.
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Don't have to say anything,
I know why you're here.
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Congrats.
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I save this for special occasions,
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and this, my Jenna-ration,
is a special occasion.
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- It sure is.
- You know what we are, Jenna?
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We are pioneers.
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Two female pioneers
on the Oregon trail,
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forging the river, heading west,
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and even though
Mary-Beth has dysentery,
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we will not be stopped.
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We will make a difference.
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Get that.
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- To our success tomorrow.
- I can't.
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It's sparkling apple juice.
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No, I can't be Dead Stacey.
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But good news. My friend,
Tamara, wants to do it.
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She would love... I mean die,
absolutely die for the roll.
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Uh, yeah, I've heard all about
Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson.
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That apparently...
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- She's a performer.
- No.
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No, I don't think you understand.
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She played Tammy in Grease last year.
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There is no Tammy.
They just made up a character,
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so they could kill her off
in the first five minutes.
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I'm gonna level with you.
I'm on what they call thin ice.
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Apparently, principal Cox
doesn't like the advice
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I give to students.
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Getting pregnant does suck,
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but breast-feeding makes you skinny.
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Burning and not itching, you're fine.
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Take a sleeping pill
and nap under my desk.
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Well, it sounds like
you were just trying to help.
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See.
That's why you're my girl.
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I am?
When did that happen?
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That is why I need your help
to make Crash'd...
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A success.
It's cool, huh?
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See, I just need to prove
to Principal Cox
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that can be responsible,
and since you're my girl,
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I know that you'll
take this event seriously.
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I mean, you've got my back, right?
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I would love nothing more
than to be Dead Stacey,
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but, um, considering
my recent accident,
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there's no way my parents will let me
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do the whole "Dead" thing.
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They're still really sensitive
about it.
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If it were up to me,
I'd totally do it, though.
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Parents don't have to know.
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Hello?
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Snickerdoodle.
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God, sorry, it's my mom.
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How's everything going?
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How'd it go?
Did I get it?
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I've been practicing
all the ways I can die.
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Well, the good news,
I don't have to be Dead Stacey,
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the bad news, they won't
let you have the part.
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This reeks of Mr. Wilkerson.
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This has nothing to do with my talent
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and everything to do with his
broken dreams and his bald head.
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But if I can't be Dead Stacey,
you have to do it,
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otherwise they're gonna give it
to some nasty beast like Sadie.
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Let Sadie at it.
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I'd love to see her covered in blood.
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So nothing interesting
happened at school today?
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No altercations?
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Nope.
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And you wore underwear?
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Yes.
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So you didn't flash
your lady bits to anyone,
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by accident?
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No.
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Or on purpose?
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No one saw my vagina.
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Nothing happened.
What's up with the third degree?
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Hi!
It's me, Valerie.
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Kill. Me. Now.
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- Go around.
- Oh, okay.
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So this is where my girl lives.
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I brought gifts.
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For you.
It lives forever.
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And you, diet wine.
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I know how you P. V. moms
like to stay skinny.
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Oh! Well, I've never heard of
diet wine.
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Oh, well, it's not really diet.
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The grapes are organic,
runs right through ya.
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It's like
drinkin' the water in Mexico.
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Throw it out.
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So can I get you anything, Ms....
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Oh, val.
Yeah, I'd love a zima.
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Or nothing.
Nothing's good.
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Would you like to sit?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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What are you doin' here?
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I, uh, figured it was about time
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I visited my homegirl at home, huh?
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Actually, that's a lie.
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I... I'm here about Crash'd.
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I completely understand
why you wouldn't want
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your daughter to participate,
but Jenna really wants to do it.
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She's just afraid you won't approve.
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Approve of what?
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Jenna has been chosen
to play Dead St...
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Stacey?
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Is this about Dead Stacey?
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Well...
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Oh, my God!
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Come with me.
Come... Come here, come here.
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I was Dead Stacey, 1995.
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Brought down the house!
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- Look.
- Oh!
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- Oh, my gosh.
- You look amazing.
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- So you're okay with this?
- O-okay with it?
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I am thrilled!
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And I was screwed.
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Dad, you have to help.
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I lied and told Valerie
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that you guys
wouldn't let me be Dead Stacey,
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and now mom has effed that up
majorly.
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Well, if you'd given me a heads-up,
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I would've covered for you.
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I... Well,
I had, um, a little enhancement.
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You can feel 'em,
they feel totally real.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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See?
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You'd never know they weren't real.
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I told you.
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Dad, you have to do something.
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Well, I don't see
what the big deal is.
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I mean, Dead Stacey was cool
when I was in high school.
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I think you have
conveniently forgotten
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that everyone at school already
thinks I tried to kill myself.
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But you didn't,
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so this is your opportunity
to change the conversation.
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I was so over my dad
and his Haiku advice.
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Change the conversation?
I had no idea what that meant.
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All I knew was that
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I was stuck between a rock
and a dead place.
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I had been caught in a lie,
and even though I was convinced
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Valerie had a touch of asperger's,
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I didn't want her to lose her job.
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Well, if I was gonna die tomorrow,
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I might as well live tonight.
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Hey...
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I thought you weren't talking to me.
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I'm being burned
at the stake tomorrow.
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I'm not here to talk.
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What do we have going on here?
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- Oh, nice ass.
- Jim, get inside, man, just...
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Oh, wait, wait.
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Is this your girlfriend?
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Oh.
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- Oh, that's enough, dude.
- Hi.
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Enough.
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Is that your brother?
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Yes, I am.
And you are?
258
00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,360
Man, please.
259
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,790
I'm sorry.
You should go home.
260
00:10:58,228 --> 00:11:01,096
It was the first time
I listened to my instincts,
261
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:05,033
and not only did Matty refuse
to introduce me to his brother,
262
00:11:05,035 --> 00:11:07,202
but I got a door slammed in my face.
263
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- Good morning,
264
00:11:10,924 --> 00:11:14,559
Palos Hillers, and welcome
to drunk driving awareness day.
265
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Every 15 minutes,
266
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someone dies of
an alcohol-related incident.
267
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Today, to represent those deaths,
268
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a grim reaper will tap someone,
and at that time,
269
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those students will become
the living dead
270
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and remain silent
for the rest of the day.
271
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Remember, if you've been
a-boozin', don't go a-cruisin'!
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Welcome to Crash'd!
273
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,984
It was the worst night of my life,
274
00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:55,886
and now I have to go die
in front of the entire school.
275
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I am the Grim Reaper.
276
00:11:57,456 --> 00:12:00,123
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be
complaining about this to you.
277
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,013
- It's okay.
- You're dead.
278
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,226
While I was clipping
my cat's toenails last night,
279
00:12:03,228 --> 00:12:04,595
I had a catharsis.
280
00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:06,309
I'm glad you're Dead Stacey.
281
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,644
- You are?
- Yeah.
282
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,099
It's like this...
283
00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,368
Toenails are dead cells,
284
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:14,108
and you almost died,
so you deserve this part.
285
00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,039
It's like poetic justice.
286
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,775
I just wish I was doing it with you.
287
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:20,073
Who says you can't?
288
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,778
Um, Mr. Wilkerson
289
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,117
and the entire theater department.
290
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,453
- Maybe you can.
- Dead to me!
291
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,917
You're gonna need a dress and a date.
292
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,285
Think Ricky Schwartz is available?
293
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,624
Oh, my God!
What's happening?
294
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,542
We're changing the conversation.
295
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,879
Dead.
Dead.
296
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,994
Deader.
Deadest.
297
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:37,840
Hey! Hey!
298
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:41,886
- Hey, get back here! Kevin!
- No!
299
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,967
This day is so stupid.
300
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:45,890
But it's awesome
that Andrew Heder can't talk,
301
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,404
'cause he's, like, kinda stupid,
302
00:12:47,406 --> 00:12:49,477
but he's also kind of a hot ging.
303
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,770
You're dead.
304
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,710
If I don't get to play Dead Stacey,
305
00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:55,483
I am not gonna be a dead extra.
306
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,360
Yes, you are.
307
00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,738
I am the Grim Reaper.
308
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,365
You can't silence me,
309
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,389
and you can't paint my face
with that [Bleep] either,
310
00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:06,657
it'll make me break out.
311
00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:09,038
Do you know how much
micro-derm costs?
312
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,874
I'll give you
a $20 gift card to Sephora.
313
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,835
- 50.
- Fine!
314
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,920
Now you're dead.
315
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,756
You, too, blondie!
316
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:19,870
So see, it all stays the same,
317
00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:20,871
except for this part, right here.
318
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:22,844
Yeah, cool.
I got it.
319
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,676
- It's really good.
- Thanks.
320
00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:27,432
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
321
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,766
Totally, I'm open to notes.
322
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,515
No, um...
323
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,351
Talking about us.
324
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:36,286
I just feel like you're still
weirded out about our kiss.
325
00:13:36,288 --> 00:13:38,488
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
326
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:41,725
Hi, the stars of the show!
327
00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:44,695
All right, you two, let's just
pop the cherry on this.
328
00:13:44,697 --> 00:13:48,828
Okay.
Go ahead and scoot closer.
329
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,997
Hold hands.
330
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,458
Go ahead.
331
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,502
Go ahead and waffle.
It's more intimate that way.
332
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,008
All right, well,
333
00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:02,312
now that you two
look like a real couple...
334
00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:04,314
Ah.
335
00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:06,583
Here.
336
00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:09,920
Don't squirt until you're in the car.
337
00:14:09,922 --> 00:14:11,154
Remember, the more blood, the better.
338
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:12,389
Questions? Concerns?
339
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:15,359
Yes. I can't be Dead Stacey...
340
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,027
Unless we do it my way.
341
00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,062
We're gonna be doing
the same event, but better.
342
00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:20,931
How could you put me
in this position?
343
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,833
Jenna's ideas are good.
344
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:24,034
They are?
345
00:14:24,036 --> 00:14:25,698
Yeah.
346
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,105
Promise.
I would never let you down, V.
347
00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:30,440
"V"?
348
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:32,709
No one's ever called me that before.
349
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,478
Except me.
I'm your girl.
350
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,013
I'm gonna be
the best Dead Stacey ever.
351
00:14:36,015 --> 00:14:39,016
I know you are.
Up top!
352
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,985
Cut the pickle.
353
00:14:41,987 --> 00:14:44,821
- What?
- Go ahead.
354
00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:46,790
Tickle, tickle.
355
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,180
- I'm okay.
356
00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:55,353
Hey.
357
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,801
I am so sorry about last night.
358
00:14:57,803 --> 00:15:01,405
My brother was bein' a real dick.
359
00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:03,373
I just feel really bad
about how it all went down.
360
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,941
Why was he so weird?
361
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,177
And why are you so weird?
Why are we hiding?
362
00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:09,813
Um...
I don't know.
363
00:15:09,815 --> 00:15:11,882
I just wanted to apologize.
364
00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,150
So you can sleep with me in private,
365
00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:16,720
but you can't talk to me in public?
366
00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:17,921
Figure out what you want, Matty,
367
00:15:17,923 --> 00:15:19,723
because I'm tired of being
your secret.
368
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:22,592
As I walked to my very public death,
369
00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:24,161
I couldn't help but wonder,
370
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,996
did I just kill
my private relationship
371
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,764
with Matty Mckibben?
372
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:33,271
J, you really
put me over a barrel here.
373
00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:35,142
I am not comfortable
with your additions.
374
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:37,008
- I mean, look at them.
- Listen, Nick.
375
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,771
I think you've had enough!
376
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,946
Bendover.
I'll show you what enough is.
377
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,528
Okay, they're just goofing off.
378
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,862
It'll be fine.
Trust me.
379
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:49,907
All right, okay,
break legs, everyone!
380
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,285
I mean, tear your heads off!
381
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,080
Oh, dead man walking.
Any last words?
382
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,331
Now you want to talk?
383
00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:58,916
What's the problem?
384
00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:00,751
I'm fine.
385
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,545
Everything's fine.
386
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:13,055
Oh, God.
387
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:15,246
- I'm nervous.
- Ah, she'll be great.
388
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:17,382
She takes after her mother.
389
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:24,191
In a world
where teenagers drink...
390
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:28,321
One night, one boy...
391
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,489
Took one girl...
392
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:31,741
To prom.
393
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,955
ª ♪
394
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,791
Johnny and Stacey
decided not to drink.
395
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:43,241
They're Christian.
396
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,977
Unlike their friends,
Nick and Natalie,
397
00:16:45,979 --> 00:16:47,779
who decided to drink.
398
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:49,213
They're loose.
399
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:52,850
After prom, everything was golden,
400
00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:57,989
until Nick decided to drive drunk!
401
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:03,147
No, Nicky!
402
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,629
The car was totaled.
403
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:06,609
Paramedics were on the way.
404
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,000
Did you know that the legal limit...
405
00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,947
You know how I said
I was fine before?
406
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,037
Okay, I am not fine, okay?
407
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:15,106
The reason that
I keep bringing up our kiss
408
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,141
is because I'm confused.
409
00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:18,543
You know, I mean,
410
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:20,478
- I... I have a girlfriend.
- Jake, we're friends.
411
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,209
I told you that, okay?
I need more blood.
412
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,350
But if I'm really
being honest with myself,
413
00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:26,295
the reason that I keep
414
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,172
bringing up our kiss is because...
415
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,423
Oh!
Blood on the boobs.
416
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,322
I like like you.
417
00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:33,358
I definitely had feelings too.
418
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,393
Were they feelings for Jake?
419
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,829
Or was it the feeling you get
right before you die?
420
00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:39,397
Back at the scene of the crime.
421
00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:50,441
I'm alive?
I'm alive!
422
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:53,544
Drunk Natalie was a mute.
423
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:57,915
Oh, no! Nicky?
What have we done?
424
00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:02,754
Drunk, mute Natalie
escaped with minor injuries.
425
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:04,822
Drunk Nick was arrested for a D.U.I.
426
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,257
and hauled off to the slammer.
427
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:10,194
Johnny was airlifted
for emergency surgery,
428
00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:13,926
where he waited for a liver
that would never come.
429
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,167
Unfortunately,
430
00:18:16,169 --> 00:18:19,181
Stacey's injuries were so severe,
431
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,039
it looked like she wouldn't make it.
432
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:25,343
Stacey didn't drink.
She didn't drive.
433
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:28,980
She did everything right.
434
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,950
An innocent victim
to someone else's mistake.
435
00:18:32,952 --> 00:18:35,531
Stacey! No!
436
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,821
Don't die!
437
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:39,410
Even though drunk Natalie tried,
438
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,659
she couldn't do anything
to save Stacey.
439
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,495
Stay with me, Stace!
440
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:46,064
Stacey was seeing the light.
441
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,294
Do it now.
442
00:18:51,571 --> 00:18:53,571
Even homoerotic tension
443
00:18:53,573 --> 00:18:56,093
couldn't bring Stacey back to life.
444
00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:58,429
She was dead in ten, nine...
445
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:02,016
- Eight, seven, six...
- Get some!
446
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,548
Stacey was in the light!
447
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,186
- Dead Stacey lives!
448
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,104
There was a miracle.
449
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,983
Yeah!
450
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,193
Whoo!
451
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,781
Yeah!
452
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,200
Whoo!
453
00:19:25,671 --> 00:19:27,583
Ms. Marks?
454
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,273
I know.
You don't have to say it.
455
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:30,775
I do.
456
00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:35,279
This was the best drunk driving
awareness day we've ever had.
457
00:19:35,281 --> 00:19:36,881
Oh, boy, um...
458
00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,282
Actually, it's called Crash'd.
459
00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:40,585
Mm-hmm.
460
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:42,019
- Counselors...
- Got it.
461
00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:43,221
- Raising awareness...
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,222
- For students...
- Thank you.
463
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,990
Who, "W" is silent...
464
00:19:45,992 --> 00:19:47,125
I don't care.
465
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,104
Drink.
466
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,161
You were so good.
467
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:51,816
Almost as good as I was.
468
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,698
Mom, don't cry.
469
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,033
I'm not.
470
00:19:56,035 --> 00:19:57,602
But I will if you get blood
on my sweater.
471
00:19:57,604 --> 00:19:59,137
It's cashmere.
472
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:00,571
Lace, let's let her have the moment.
473
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:02,159
You were so good.
474
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:04,495
I was sure playing Dead Stacey
475
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,611
would result in social suicide.
476
00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:09,881
But instead,
my reputation was resurrected.
477
00:20:09,883 --> 00:20:12,049
You were amazing.
478
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:13,584
And for the first time,
479
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:16,354
I got the attention
I was looking for.
480
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:20,992
Next on awkward...
481
00:20:20,994 --> 00:20:22,894
If my party is epically awesome,
482
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,463
maybe Matty will finally
see me as girlfriend material.
483
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,032
When you took that kid out
with your tongue...
484
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:30,301
- I'm wigging out.
485
00:20:30,303 --> 00:20:31,402
I just had partial recall.
486
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,537
I'm not sure I got down with Matty,
487
00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:34,138
because I think
it might have been Jake.
488
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,307
Please confirm or deny,
I'm losing it!