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Liar! What?!
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How was your job interview
today?
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You know, I, uh, I don't think
I got the job.
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It says you majored
in "media studies
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and pubic relations."
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Yeah, yeah. Pubic relations.
Get it?
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I know what my problem is.
I'm not a company man.
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I need to start my own
business, you know.
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You ever think about
doing something like that?
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In addition to the
nanotechnology company
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that I started and sold
for millions of dollars,
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no, I haven't thought
about that.
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No, no, no, I mean,
like, a real business.
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Like... like a yogurt store, you
know, or that place in the mall
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where you can
make your own bear?
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You got any ideas?
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Not yet.
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But you know me.
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I'm always coming
up with stuff.
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It's like the Genius Bar,
except everybody's topless.
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Whoo!
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Fortune cookie condoms.
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My first match is Wednesday.
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What I don't have is capital.
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Unless you were
interested in investing.
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I thought we were bowling.
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Okay, if I come up
with a great idea,
will you back me?
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You know, I don't know.
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And that is to say...
I don't want to.
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Oh, come on.
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Once this thing takes off,
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you will get your
investment back tenfold.
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twentyfold.
fiftyfold.
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How many folds do you want?
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't you come up with
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a brilliant idea,
and then we'll discuss it.
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Well, that shouldn't be too hard,
because you're talking to the guy
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who invented the left-
handed pin-cinerator.
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Oh, God.
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Um...
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We'll add on an extra fold
for that.
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Would you buy a sweater
that had a built-in hat?
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You mean like a hoodie?
Damn.
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Remember that journalist
I met a few weeks ago-- Austin?
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Will the cutbacks affect your ability
to offer gynecological care?
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Yes. I have many
elderly patients who...
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Oops. Darn it.
Can you kick
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that fetus back over here?
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How does this
get in there?
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Buy me dinner
and I'll let you know.
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Taste this.
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Wow.
Sex?
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It's good, but I'm not banging
you for some mac and cheese.
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No, sex with Austin.
As in, how it is?
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We haven't had it yet.
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All right, throw him
some after your date,
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see how things shake out.
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Not tonight.
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I'm wearing really
bad underwear.
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Take 'em off. Go
skinless, boneless.
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Ew.
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What were you doing
right before this froze?
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Uh, let's see. I clicked
out of Explorer,
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I checked my mailbox
and then I opened MS Word.
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Oh, and then
I spilled my soup.
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Aaron, I know what
our business should be.
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I was standing in line
at this food truck,
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and I got this
awesome idea.
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Food truck.
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Okay, Ben, I never actually
agreed to loan you the money.
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Come on. I found this
used truck for 2,500 bucks.
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Aaron, you got to
trust me on this one.
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There's two things
I know about--
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macaroni and cheese.
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And I finally
perfected my recipe.
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Come on, plane goes
in the hangar.
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Uh-uh.
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Hmm?
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Hmm?
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...unbelievable.
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Is this Gouda?
Uh-uh.
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Mm, mm.
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Riley, what do you want?
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I hate the Internet.
Oh.
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I hate it.
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Hey, you guys remember
that chick Corinne
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who I dated two months ago?
No.
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Yeah, neither did I.
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But pull up Chi-Town's 20 Most
Doable Bachelors. Dot-org.
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Now she has rated
everyone she's slept with.
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And she put me ninth.
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Man, that's like saying Jordan
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is the ninth best
basketball player,
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or Franken Berry
is the ninth
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best monster cereal.
No way.
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She really harshes on
your spanking technique.
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I know. She has put me on blast
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in front
of the entire sex community.
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I'm going to take
Corinne out again,
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and re-bone her
flawlessly.
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Handle it.
Mm-hmm.
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Hang on.
I'll head down with you.
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Hey, just out
of curiosity,
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who's number one?
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Some ass hat named
Colin Zabrowski.
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So, um, you're backing me?
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Oh, I am backing you.
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Thanks, buddy!
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Austin that was the best date
since ever.
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I mean, you listened, you had
interesting things to say.
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And when I laugh at your jokes,
I'm actually laughing.
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Well, the one about
the 12-inch pianist,
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it was kind of a layup.
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Sara...
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Uh-oh.
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I need to talk to
you about something.
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I knew it.
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I make up my mind that I like
him, he wants to break up.
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The story of my life.
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You see, I'm on antidepressants.
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God, that makes me so happy.
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I'm sorry.
Was that insensitive?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It can just sometimes make
the physical stuff, uh...
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challenging.
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I wanted to say that upfront.
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Challenge is my middle name.
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Unless you want to buy me
a locket or something,
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then it's Emily.
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Sorry it took so long.
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Sorry you didn't,
you know...
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How's it going, buddy?
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Ta-da.
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Or should I say, ta-dow!
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Yeah, I got this
baby super cheap.
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Okay, listen, I made a list
of action items, okay?
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Hey, these are things you've got to
take care of before you get started.
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Also I got you
a fanny pack.
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Because hipsters steal.
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That's how they afford
all those tiny sweaters.
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Now I've been
crunching some numbers,
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and I think we might actually
be profitable by Q3.
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According to my
regression theory,
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we got to treat this thing
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like rock-a-roni, rock-a-roni,
rock-a-roni,
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rock-a-roni,
rock-a-roni.
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So, Corinne,
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I was wondering if you were
planning on doing any blogging.
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'Cause after last night,
I have a feeling
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I am no longer
ninth on your list.
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Yeah, I was thinking of
moving you up to eight.
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Eight? That's it?
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You moved up a slot.
You should be proud.
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There's a lot of
competition out there.
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What's a guy got to do
to get to number one?
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Me. Better.
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No friggin' way.
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Oh, gosh.
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I am so lost.
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Hey.
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Business is booming.
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I've always
wanted to say that.
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Mm, gimme.
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Oh, okay.
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Mm.
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Hand me that helmet.
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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So I did it with Austin.
Oh?
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And it was, uh, well,
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the kindest word
would be problematic.
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Couldn't get things
off the ground?
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They got off the ground.
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Oh, Speedy Gonzales.
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More like Eeyore
on antidepressants
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having sex with me.
It was endless.
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I mean,
it started out normally.
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But after about 45 minutes,
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I started to think who else
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in Chicago is having
sex right now.
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And are they taking this long?
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And then I really started
to hate those people.
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Those lucky post-orgasmic
bastards.
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And then the chafing started.
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Sorry.
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I got to stop.
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Whoo.
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He's on these meds
and they delay things.
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I mean, he's got game.
It's not like he's a slacker.
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It's just infinite.
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Well, can he stop
taking the antidepressants?
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He tried that.
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What am I going to do?
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I had to skip
spin class this morning.
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Well, if it were me,
I would totally bail,
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but you're not me,
you're you.
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And you always say
talk about it openly
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and without judgment,
so there you go.
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You know what?
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I'm right.
I'm going to talk to him.
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Ow.
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Hey, that's my underwear!
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Yeah.
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Hey, macaroni man.
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So...
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when do you close up?
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Oh.
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Have you been selling
food out of this vehicle?
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Uh...
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to
shut you down until you get a permit.
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What? No...
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Oh, and you're going
to have to pay this fine.
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$1,000?!
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Can you believe this?
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I mean, I'm just trying
to feed hungry people.
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If I was in India doing this,
I'd be like the Gandhi of there.
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Freeze!
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Give me my fanny pack,
hipster!
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Wow.
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You are number one.
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So that was... better.
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No, it wasn't, Sara.
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It took forever.
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I had a buzz cut
when we started.
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Flowers bloomed and died.
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Monkeys turned into people.
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Is it me?
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Am I turning you off?
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No, no, it's not you.
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It's this stupid medication.
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Well, I for one,
am not giving up.
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What can I do to help?
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You've already done so much.
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God, I am such a loser.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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The penis does not respond
well to negative self talk.
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Let's tackle this thing.
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That is... so cool.
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All right.
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Well, maybe it would help
if things got a little...
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...spicier?
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God, uh, this is embarrassing.
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You know...
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dirtier.
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I can do dirty.
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Good morning, class.
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Uh, Ms. Maxwell...
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I've been a very
bad student.
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Is-is there any way I can
earn some extra credit?
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Looks like someone
didn't read his syllabus.
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That's right.
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That is going to earn you
a gold star.
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Okay, it's time
to finish, Austin.
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Please finish.
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Did you finish?
Yeah.
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Really?
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No.
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Check it out.
Dude!
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I've been up all night.
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I have re-worked the Web site.
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I have tricked out
the Rock-a-Roni Twitter feed.
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You can see where
the truck is going,
264
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:20,987
and I've even added a quiz
that says "What cheese am I?"
265
00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:23,097
I happen to be Gruyère.
Who would have thought?
266
00:12:23,128 --> 00:12:24,290
Good hustle.
267
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:27,593
But first, some minor hiccups
in the ka-ching department.
268
00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:29,161
$5,000 for the permit,
269
00:12:29,195 --> 00:12:32,131
$1,000 for the ticket because
we didn't have a permit...
270
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:34,600
Oh, and $20 for the fanny pack
to replace the stolen one
271
00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:36,102
that had, like,
600 bucks in it.
272
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:39,055
Bills, bills, bills.
273
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:40,806
No.
274
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:43,175
Yeah, don't you wish we could
just tell them "no"?
275
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,311
But we can't.
You got to pay it, dude,
276
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,346
or else you'll be tweeting
"No more macaroni truck."
277
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,482
I can still tweet
"No more macaroni truck,"
278
00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:50,917
because that's
what's going to happen.
279
00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:53,171
'Cause I'm out. I am done.
280
00:12:53,218 --> 00:12:54,737
I'm not giving you
another cent.
281
00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:56,389
Why not?
You're rich.
282
00:12:56,423 --> 00:12:58,107
Ten grand to you
is like ten bucks to me.
283
00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,192
Uh-huh. And it was a mistake
to give you that.
284
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:02,295
You know what? It's almost
like you don't believe in me.
285
00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:03,663
It's exactly
like that.
286
00:13:03,697 --> 00:13:06,132
It's like, I believe in you
to pick up hot girls,
287
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,566
or beat me at Wii bowling,
288
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,669
or manage my fantasy
football team.
289
00:13:09,703 --> 00:13:11,370
But it's like
I don't believe in you
290
00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,638
when it comes
to running a business.
291
00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:15,107
Because you're too much
of a child, Ben.
292
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,609
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
293
00:13:16,643 --> 00:13:18,971
Why don't you tell that to me
in your action figure room?
294
00:13:19,627 --> 00:13:22,517
That room is vacuum-sealed,
Ben! You know that!
295
00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:24,283
Yeah, and so is your heart,
296
00:13:24,318 --> 00:13:25,885
which is why
this partnership's over.
297
00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:30,489
Yes, it is.
298
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,463
Guess I'll go move my truck now.
299
00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:34,427
Probably a good idea, 'cause
your truck's getting a ticket.
300
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:35,501
What?
301
00:13:35,929 --> 00:13:37,048
Ah...
302
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,003
Wow.
303
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,423
This is even good cold.
304
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:50,710
Well, enjoy it now because
this is the end of Rock-a-Roni.
305
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,583
Can you believe
Aaron said all that?
306
00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:53,585
Well...
307
00:13:53,614 --> 00:13:54,780
What? You agree with him?
308
00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:55,837
Well...
309
00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:56,983
Say more words!
310
00:13:57,017 --> 00:13:58,467
You can't just wake up one day
311
00:13:58,502 --> 00:13:59,986
and say, "I'm successful."
312
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,620
I mean, you can say it, but...
313
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:03,685
you're still watching
Jersey Shore in your underwear.
314
00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:05,195
If the macaroni truck
315
00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:07,310
is something you want,
you have to put in the work.
316
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:09,841
You're right.
317
00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:11,230
You're absolutely right.
318
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,149
Well, at least you can
do something about your thing.
319
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:14,934
My thing is like...
320
00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:17,336
Oh, is this, like, a "Houston,
we have a problem" situation?
321
00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,363
Austin. And I don't know.
322
00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:22,441
Well, you just have to decide
if this guy's worth it or not.
323
00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:28,280
♪ Tell me I belong ♪
324
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:30,750
♪ You are
the sweetest thing to me ♪
325
00:14:30,784 --> 00:14:35,338
♪ Say that I'm not wrong ♪
326
00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:38,056
♪ You have the sweetest thing
for me ♪
327
00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,258
♪ Say... ♪
328
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,494
He made it so I could record
one thing in the living room
329
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:42,928
and then watch it in my bedroom.
330
00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:44,163
I don't have to re-TiVo.
331
00:14:44,181 --> 00:14:47,500
Oh, if I had two rooms, I
would totally love that.
332
00:14:48,223 --> 00:14:49,301
Well,
333
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,637
I guess it's time
for both of us to work for it.
334
00:14:51,944 --> 00:14:52,844
Really?
335
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,740
Oh, no, no. I washed it
336
00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:56,659
before all the...
I did.
337
00:14:59,613 --> 00:15:01,947
It was seriously
the best sex I've ever had.
338
00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:03,649
And that includes
Sting and Mrs. Sting.
339
00:15:03,683 --> 00:15:04,817
Well, they're European.
340
00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:06,185
Of course they're
going to be better.
341
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,955
I get that I am not
the best in the world.
342
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,690
I have even come to terms
343
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:12,892
with not being the
best in America.
344
00:15:12,926 --> 00:15:14,693
Oh, good.
You have perspective.
345
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,028
But Chicago?
346
00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:18,364
With Barack in DC,
I got to be the man!
347
00:15:18,398 --> 00:15:20,916
You don't just wake up
and be the man.
348
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,085
You think I got so good
just sitting around the house?
349
00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:25,471
No.
I'm out there every weekend,
350
00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:28,340
working on my game, trying to
be the best I can possibly be.
351
00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:29,775
You know what?
You're right, Riley.
352
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:31,510
But I can't do it on my own.
353
00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:32,778
I need you to give me
some details,
354
00:15:32,813 --> 00:15:34,875
so I can use this man's
strengths against him
355
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,432
like in judo.
356
00:15:36,483 --> 00:15:37,716
Fine.
357
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:39,485
We're going
to need a dry erase board,
358
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:41,320
a rope, three planks of wood
359
00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:42,988
and an Italian/English
dictionary.
360
00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:44,423
Done.
361
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,909
And I talked to my urologist
friend at the hospital,
362
00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:48,360
and he said it might
help you to finish
363
00:15:48,394 --> 00:15:50,395
if we took fun,
sexy time-outs
364
00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:51,664
while we're having sex.
365
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:55,258
I have never met anyone
so determined.
366
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,211
But-But this is my problem.
367
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,704
You're amazing.
368
00:15:58,738 --> 00:16:02,274
So why don't I look
into some new medication?
369
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,234
Until then,
we'll put a clock on it.
370
00:16:04,258 --> 00:16:05,765
If I'm not done
in an hour,
371
00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,013
we'll take a break.
372
00:16:07,095 --> 00:16:08,495
Or, uh...
373
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,182
if you prefer,
374
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:12,218
I can always fake it.
375
00:16:28,468 --> 00:16:29,630
Break.
376
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,203
Really?
377
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,040
All right, we got
Real Housewives
378
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,609
Beverly Hills,
Atlanta or New York.
379
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:37,810
Take your pick.
380
00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:47,986
You're planting
your left foot too late.
381
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,321
You're not going
to have enough momentum
382
00:16:49,347 --> 00:16:50,706
to flip me upside down.
383
00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:52,692
Okay. Let me try again.
384
00:16:52,831 --> 00:16:54,159
And... go!
385
00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:57,796
I do not accept defeat.
386
00:16:57,831 --> 00:16:59,298
Let's take it
from the top.
387
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,017
♪ Hey, hey ♪
388
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,635
♪ Sunshine ♪
389
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:05,304
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
390
00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:06,839
♪ Hey, hey ♪
391
00:17:06,873 --> 00:17:08,340
♪ Sunshine ♪
392
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,476
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
393
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:12,478
♪ Hey, hey ♪
394
00:17:12,512 --> 00:17:13,729
♪ Sunshine ♪
395
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,749
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
396
00:17:16,783 --> 00:17:19,051
♪ It's
a beautiful day ♪
397
00:17:20,904 --> 00:17:23,072
♪ It's a beautiful day... ♪
398
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,366
You got it?
399
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,131
Yes!
400
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:34,883
Ooh.
401
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:41,136
Wow.
402
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,285
Yeah.
403
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,636
Please tell me
you weren't faking it.
404
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:58,857
Hey.
405
00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:00,075
Hey.
406
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:03,362
So, um, you know...
407
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:04,830
Yeah. I know.
408
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:05,921
Yeah.
I got you.
409
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,585
But hey, man,
excellent work on the truck.
410
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,700
It looks fantastic.
411
00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:09,768
Thank you.
412
00:18:09,803 --> 00:18:11,003
But, uh,
413
00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:13,122
I think you are
still missing one thing.
414
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:14,606
I got the frickin' permit!
415
00:18:14,641 --> 00:18:17,843
I'm talking
about music, dude.
416
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:20,012
I got you
a record player.
417
00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:21,079
Oh...
418
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:22,598
A lot of food trucks
out there,
419
00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:23,715
now you can be the only one
420
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,968
that plays real
rock music on real vinyl.
421
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,436
This is amazing. I mean...
422
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,055
The only problem is I sold
my frickin' collection
423
00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:31,790
last night to
get the permit.
424
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:33,692
You know what? I knew that.
425
00:18:33,726 --> 00:18:34,993
Which is why this morning...
426
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:36,528
What?
Hey, guys.
427
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,765
...I bought it back for you.
428
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:40,899
What?
429
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,892
I don't even know
what to say.
430
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:43,735
Thank you.
431
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:47,322
Dude, I look at it
as a can't-lose investment.
432
00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:48,841
Thanks, buddy.
433
00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,295
You're the best.
434
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:54,663
You're the best.
435
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:59,038
I know. I know.
436
00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:05,674
Yes!
437
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:06,725
Yes!
438
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:07,843
Mmm.
439
00:19:07,894 --> 00:19:08,977
Oh...
440
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:11,230
I could not have
done it without you.
441
00:19:11,264 --> 00:19:13,298
You had the power
inside you all the time.
442
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,033
Thank you,
Obi-Wan "Keboni."
443
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:20,462
♪ It's Benjamin. ♪
444
00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:23,376
Hey.
Hey.
445
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,711
So, I just came over
to thank you.
446
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,529
You know, you really
inspired me to turn it around
447
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,831
with my "biz-nass."
448
00:19:28,865 --> 00:19:29,848
Yeah?
Yeah.
449
00:19:29,883 --> 00:19:31,033
The truck's all squared away.
450
00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:32,784
I got a fresh new coat of paint.
451
00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:35,587
Rock-a-Roni is
actually rockin'.
452
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:37,039
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
453
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,690
Mmm. And I got
to thank you.
454
00:19:38,725 --> 00:19:40,726
After we talked, I
put in a real effort
455
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,662
with Austin, and it
paid off big-time.
456
00:19:43,696 --> 00:19:46,014
Good.
Big-time.
457
00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:47,850
Big-time. You
know what I mean?
458
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:50,662
You know, I didn't before,
but I think I get it now.
459
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:54,356
So that's...
Hey, but how cool.
460
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,041
Hey, look at us,
turning things around.
461
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:57,843
Huh? Why don't
we celebrate?
462
00:19:57,877 --> 00:20:01,396
I brought beer.
463
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:02,748
Wow.
464
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,182
Um, I'd love to, but...
465
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,585
Actually, I was on
my way out the door.
466
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:07,886
I have plans with Austin.
467
00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:09,909
Oh, yeah. Um...
468
00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:11,707
rain check?
469
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,292
Totally.
Okay.
470
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:16,361
So, I will see
you around, then.
471
00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:18,564
Okay.
Hey.
472
00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:20,132
That's great
about your new business.
473
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,583
I'm really proud of you.
474
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:24,869
Thanks. Oh, it's great
about, um, Austin.
475
00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:36,482
I just want to go back in time
and shake Mr. Macaroni's hand.
476
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:37,950
Yeah.
Dude. Dude!
477
00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:39,118
That's the hipster girl
478
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,620
who stole my
first fanny pack.
479
00:20:40,654 --> 00:20:41,921
What do we do?
480
00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,222
Mm-mm-mmm.
What would Will Smith do?
481
00:20:43,257 --> 00:20:44,456
Oh... I don't know.
I don't know.
482
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,624
But I saw a thing
on Anderson Cooper.
483
00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:46,926
He made a citizen's arrest.
484
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,794
Okay, okay.
Well, Anderson is the only one
485
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,129
cooler than Will Smith,
so...
486
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:51,063
Okay. Follow my lead.
487
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,685
Aah! Freeze!
You're under citizen's arrest!
488
00:20:55,736 --> 00:20:57,136
Get on the ground,
creeper!
489
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:01,164
Dude, dude. Wrong hipster.
What would A.C. do now?
490
00:21:01,945 --> 00:21:03,000
Run?
491
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:05,003
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