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Okay, let's see...
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Oh, could you grab me
an extra virgin...
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- I think one's enough for the sacrifice.
- Olive oil, Phil.
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Come on. That's funny.
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Oh, it's funnier than your
freestyle "sandwich rap."
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Girl, you crazy.
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I'm mad fun to shop with.
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♪ Trapped in between
two whole wheat slices. ♪
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♪ Pastrami and Swiss
are my only vices. ♪
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Sweetie, my shoe.
Come on. Jesus. God.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Oh, roadblock.
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- Beep beep!
- Pardon me.
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- Oh!
- Are you okay?
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Actually, not okay.
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Not okay.
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Honey, did you pull
from the bottom again?
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So after hors d'oeuvres,
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we'll bring everyone in
here to share the news.
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We're having the family
over tomorrow night
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to tell them we're planning
on adopting a new baby.
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Yes, and we both agreed
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to--to go a little more low-key
with the announcement this time.
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♪ Let's hear ... ♪
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Okay, just to be clear,
this is low-key?
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It's a banner
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and just some light musical
accompaniment, Mitchell.
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I don't have a lower key.
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Besides, this is a happy occasion.
Am I right, Lily?
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Aren't you excited to
get a new baby brother?
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No! I hate the baby!
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We are having a slight issue
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getting Lily on board
with the adoption.
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"I hate the baby."
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"No new baby."
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"I wanna make the baby dead."
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I thought we weren't
gonna share that one.
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I-I-I just hope
that the problem is
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she hasn't spent much time
with any babies.
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So we thought it would
be a great idea
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to show her how much fun
it'll be to have one around.
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Oh, he is so cute!
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Yeah, and he never cries.
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Literally never.
It's actually a little weird.
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Oh, no, that's not weird.
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My sister was born with
a full set of teeth.
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- Yeah, that never happened.
- Oh.
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No? Really?
You should've seen her crib.
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It looked like beavers lived there.
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Oh, is this Lily?
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Oh, yes, it is. Hey, honey.
Say hi to the baby.
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- My Daddy!
- Oh!
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Okay, so that's
one problem solved.
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Bye! See you soon!
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Or never.
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Cam, I'm a little freaked
out about what Lily did.
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Oh, please. She barely touched him,
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and he went from zero to big crybaby.
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We're talking about bringing
another child into this house.
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How's that gonna work with Lily
being so possessive of you?
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Why am I hearing an accusatory tone?
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Oh, come on. You have to admit
that you do coddle her.
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I will not apologize for
loving our daughter.
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I'm not criticizing.
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I'm not only criticizing,
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but we did talk about giving
Lily a little more independence.
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Yeah, which is why we
put her in preschool.
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Yes, but you can't bear
to leave her there.
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You always pick her up early.
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That is ridiculous.
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Okay. Okay.
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Lily, honey,
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did daddy pick you up early
from preschool today?
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No.
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Case closed.
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We didn't go.
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Case opened.
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We went shopping.
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That's enough.
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We bought matchy hats.
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You are going to your room.
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You're both going to her room.
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Do we spend a lot
of time together? Yes.
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Do we have a special bond?
Absolutely.
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But do I coddle her more than
any other loving parent?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's possible.
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And for Lily's sake, I should
probably work on that.
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No, you calm down!
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This is how I talk when somebody
accuses my Manny of stealing.
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- Who is that?
- It's the principal.
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He's saying that Manny
stole some girl's locket.
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What, do you think that all
Colombians are criminals
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because a Colombian necktie
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is a symbol of violence
all over the world?
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No, no, I'm not threatening you.
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Okay. Apology accepted.
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No, I didn't mean anything
about the necktie.
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I just--
I was trying to make a point.
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Could you "L"
A little less "O L"?
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Don't you see what
I'm trying to do here?
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Die alone?
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Girls, dinner!
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You know, why does Luke
get his own room,
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and I still have to share with you?
I can't take it anymore.
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Me either, even if it is
just for one more year...
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When I leave for college.
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It is one more year or when
you leave for college?
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Because those happen to
be two different things.
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So I hear this little voice
coming from the cans
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and it's like...
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"Help! I fell in the peaches!"
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That's Mom!
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- Hilarious!
- So hilarious.
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I'm like, "Claire?"
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You might wanna tell
them that it was you
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who pushed me into the
peaches in the first place.
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This again? I wasn't even near you.
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Yes, you were!
You knocked me with the cart.
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It was completely your fault.
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Well, let's just agree to disagree.
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No. I-I disagree to disagree.
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Then you agree.
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No. No, I don't,
because I'm right.
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Okay, Claire.
You're right.
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As usual.
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No, I am right.
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Like always.
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Stop it. When I am wrong,
I admit it.
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Which is never.
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Fine. Fine.
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Aah!
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You're a little jumpy tonight,
Manny. Anything wrong?
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No. Well, I'm just gonna--
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Have a seat, kid.
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You know, maybe it's me,
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but I thought you were kinda
squirrelly tonight, you know,
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before when your mom was on
the phone with the principal.
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Almost like you wanted
to say something...
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But you just couldn't.
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Anything you wanna say now, Manny?
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No. I have nothing to say.
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You sure about that?
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Think real hard.
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Could I get a glass of water?
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That girl's locket--
you took it, didn't you?
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Um...
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- Didn't you?
- Yes. Yes, I took it.
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- I didn't mean to.
- I don't wanna hear any excuses.
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You're gonna tell your mom,
and you're gonna set this right.
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Do you understand?
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All right, get out of here.
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Just one more thing.
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You're not, um...
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You're not wearing
that locket, are you?
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No. Of course not.
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It's a girl's.
Why would I want to wear it?
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It's no reason.
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Mom, hurry up!
I don't want to be late for school.
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You didn't tell her, did you?
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What's the hurry this morning?
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Okay, what's with the looks?
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- It's like a silent
movie in here. - Okay.
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I was walking behind this girl
Alicia, who's moving away,
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and I was working up the
courage to get her new address
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so I can write her.
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I express myself a lot
better on paper than--
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Tick-tock, kid.
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Well, she dropped her
locket, and I picked it up,
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but she kept walking, and I...
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You stole the locket.
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After I told the principal
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that you could have never
done something like that,
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and I threaten him with
the Colombian necktie!
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Manny, why?
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Don't worry. It wasn't 'cause
he wanted to wear it.
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I thought I could keep it as
something to remember her by.
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But then you were yelling
at Mr. Vickers,
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and I-I was just too
scared to tell you.
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Go to the car.
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- I'm really sorry.
- Go.
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Why would he do
something like that?
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It's bad enough that he's
the boy with the pan flute
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and the puffy shirts
and--and the poems.
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Now he's the jewelry thief.
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Might be an upgrade.
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Ay, Jay, this is not funny.
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Those things stick to you.
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My cousin Rosa Marina--
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when she was 14, she stole
something, and after that,
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everybody thinks of her as
the girl who steals cars.
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She stole a car?
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Cars.
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But after she got that label,
what else could she do?
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Listen, you can't
control what kids think,
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but you can make sure
he learns from this.
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You take him to
the principal's office,
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he owns up to it,
he never does it again.
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Okay. Okay.
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But what was he thinking?
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This is not even real gold.
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No way, Haley! It was my idea!
I'm taking this room!
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Over my dead body!
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This is going to be my room,
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and there's nothing
you can do about it!
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Seriously?
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What are you guys
fighting about?
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Okay, so we both think
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that this would make a
totally awesome bedroom.
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But only one of us can have it.
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Don't you think it should be me?
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Oh, so not. It should be me.
Right, Luke?
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Why do you guys
wanna move into the attic?
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Oh, you mean "the penthouse"?
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With all the privacy of being
on its very own floor?
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It is kinda cool.
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I'm not an idiot.
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I knew what they were up to,
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but I've been wanting
to move for a while.
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There's a line of ants
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going to a trick-or-treat
bag in my closet,
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and I don't want
to still be there
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when they get tired of candy.
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Good morning, princess.
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Good morning, Lily.
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Very adorable, Mitchell,
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but I'm having
kind of a rough morning,
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Daddy, up.
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I'm sorry, Lily,
those days are over.
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Now here's your lunch.
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Go get your bag.
We will be leaving shortly.
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Cam, you don't have to
ice her out completely.
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Do you think I'm enjoying this?
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But I need her to detach from
me before the new thing comes
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or who knows what
she'll do to it.
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Why are you saying "thing"
instead of "baby"?
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Kill the new baby.
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Oh. Um, look,
I-I-I know this is hard,
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but I really appreciate
what you're doing.
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And believe me,
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I take no pleasure in seeing
you suffer like this.
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I take a little pleasure.
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No, but there--there are
very few parenting issues
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where I come out on top.
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You know, I'm distant.
I work too much.
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My French braiding is "sloppy."
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Finally, you know, something
that isn't my fault.
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Ready.
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Okay.
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Could you please just go
put her in her car seat
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while I compose myself?
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All right, you know what, Cam?
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Why don't I just take Lily to
preschool on my way to work?
256
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,254
I think that would be best.
257
00:09:58,255 --> 00:10:00,640
Let me just whip up a smoothie
for you before you go.
258
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,115
I push the buttons, Daddy.
259
00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:05,542
You certainly do.
260
00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:10,790
What do you think the
principal's going to do to me?
261
00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,275
I am a first-time offender.
262
00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:14,992
Oh, great. Now I'm tardy.
Strike two.
263
00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:17,240
Manny, think of this
in a positive way,
264
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,602
- like it is your "ha ha" moment.
- What does that mean?
265
00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:21,572
That means that one day,
you're gonna laugh about it.
266
00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:23,307
Ah, I should've just given
that stupid necklace
267
00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,092
back to Alicia
268
00:10:24,093 --> 00:10:26,097
when she was standing
right next to her locker.
269
00:10:26,594 --> 00:10:28,307
This is the worst day of my life,
270
00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:29,396
- till tomorrow...
- Oh.
271
00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:31,455
- And every day after that.
- Oh.
272
00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:35,164
Come on, Mom.
Let's get this over with.
273
00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:37,893
- Wait.
- What?
274
00:10:37,894 --> 00:10:40,446
Which one did you say that
it was her locker? This one?
275
00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:42,865
Mm-hmm. The one that
smells like rose oil.
276
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:46,489
Mom?
277
00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:48,129
Keep the lookout.
278
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:51,975
Now promise me that
279
00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:54,576
you will never, ever do
anything dishonest again.
280
00:10:54,577 --> 00:10:55,144
I promise.
281
00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:57,294
Okay, because that's not
the way I raised you.
282
00:10:57,856 --> 00:11:00,064
- Don't tell Jay anything, okay?
- Mnh-mnh.
283
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,369
- Hi, Lily.
- All right, Lily.
284
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,829
- Hi.
- Have fun, sweetheart.
285
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,754
Bye.
286
00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:06,440
She is so sweet.
287
00:11:06,441 --> 00:11:09,245
Oh, thanks. Well, you
should've seen her yesterday.
288
00:11:09,246 --> 00:11:11,743
Yeah, she pushed a baby
off of Cam's lap.
289
00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,264
- Huh.
- I know. I know.
290
00:11:13,265 --> 00:11:15,150
She is so possessive of him,
but, you know,
291
00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:17,931
Cam's really working on trying
not to coddle her so much,
292
00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,119
- So... - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,167
I'm not really sure
it's about coddling.
294
00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,069
Sounds more like
a sharing issue.
295
00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:26,109
You know, we've noticed Lily
has a hard time with that.
296
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:28,084
- Really?
- I wouldn't worry.
297
00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,326
Kids usually pick that
habit up from other kids,
298
00:11:30,327 --> 00:11:32,620
except the ones that pick
it up from their parents.
299
00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,778
We have a few of those in here.
300
00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:37,397
Of course, I can't share
those names with you...
301
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,174
Until I get a glass
of wine in my hand.
302
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,969
Oh. Oh, miss Elaine.
303
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,670
I have been told
that I might have
304
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,672
the teensiest issue
with sharing.
305
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:50,410
But is that something Lily
would even pick up on?
306
00:11:52,519 --> 00:11:53,744
My chicken.
307
00:11:55,272 --> 00:11:56,689
My pillow.
308
00:11:56,723 --> 00:11:58,107
Ow! Mmm.
309
00:11:58,842 --> 00:11:59,624
Daddy's pen.
310
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,779
Okay, it's possible.
311
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:06,805
And I suppose for Lily's sake,
I-I should work on that...
312
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,716
Privately, because right now
313
00:12:09,717 --> 00:12:13,601
we really need to get Cam's
coddling problem under control.
314
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,180
What's going on?
315
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:18,938
Moving into the attic.
316
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:21,126
Give me a day or two to get
settled, then I'll have you up.
317
00:12:21,127 --> 00:12:22,615
When did all this happen?
318
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,293
Depends on who you ask.
319
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,578
My plan's been in motion
for three weeks.
320
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:29,565
Honey, this is a terrible idea.
You're gonna hate it up there.
321
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,150
Mom, stay out of this.
322
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,969
Yeah. We all have our own rooms now.
Everybody wins.
323
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,088
Well, don't get too
comfortable in there, girls.
324
00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:39,025
Luke, it's cold,
and it's scary up there.
325
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,943
You're gonna be back in your
own room by tomorrow night.
326
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,712
I don't know, Claire.
It's got a lot of potential.
327
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,063
This is a lot nicer
328
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,198
than the attic I lived
in when we met.
329
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,434
One night, if that.
Trust me on this.
330
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,432
Oh, yes, because
you're always right.
331
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:53,830
Sweetheart,
I would love to be wrong.
332
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:56,199
I just don't live with the
right people for that.
333
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,692
Let it go, kids.
She's not gonna budge.
334
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:01,744
- Kept me up all night with the--
- Phil, you did push me!
335
00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,470
Your word against mine.
336
00:13:03,471 --> 00:13:05,290
Guess it's one of those
things we'll just never know,
337
00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:07,425
like what really happened
to the "Titanic."
338
00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,507
It hit an iceberg.
339
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:11,372
- Maybe.
- Mm, there's no maybe.
340
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,608
Oh, you're right, Claire.
341
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,039
Again.
342
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,820
Surprise, surprise.
343
00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:19,734
Okay, I-I will see you
over at Uncle Mitchell's.
344
00:13:19,922 --> 00:13:22,489
I'm gonna skip this meeting
of the "Pile on Claire club".
345
00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,660
Guess I pushed her
into that pile, too.
346
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,720
I spend half my life
waiting on you.
347
00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,972
How many times do you have
to change your outfit?
348
00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:40,508
Sorry, Jay.
Too many choices is a prison.
349
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,677
Just drive before
he rethinks the pants.
350
00:13:42,711 --> 00:13:45,013
- What's wrong with my pants?!
- Go. Go. Go.
351
00:13:47,149 --> 00:13:50,018
So, Manny, how'd it go
with the principal today?
352
00:13:50,052 --> 00:13:53,505
It was terrible, but he was
brave, and now it's over.
353
00:13:53,539 --> 00:13:55,173
- Right, Manny?
- Mm-hmm.
354
00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:57,559
- Mm. So d-- - What'd they give you?
Detention? Suspension?
355
00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:00,294
No, just a warning because
it was first offense.
356
00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:02,063
- So how was work?
- Great.
357
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:03,348
Just a warning, huh?
358
00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:04,849
Like she said.
359
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,269
So I ask about work,
and you change the subject.
360
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,604
Are you trying to hide something?
361
00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:12,407
No, I just wanna make sure he's okay.
You okay?
362
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:13,741
'Cause, I mean, it looks like
363
00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:15,076
you're sweatin' bullets
back there, kid.
364
00:14:15,111 --> 00:14:17,745
Stop grilling him.
First the principal, now you.
365
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,695
This poor boy has been
screamed at all day.
366
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:24,134
- Well, not to mention--
- Quiet! I've got this.
367
00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:31,879
- Where is Lily?
-Um, she's getting dressed.
368
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,809
All by herself?
369
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,656
- Cam is encouraging her to
be more independent. - Oh.
370
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:37,864
And there she is!
371
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:41,156
- Ah! Ah!
- Doesn't she look beautiful?
372
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:42,485
- Mnh.
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:43,769
She looks like she
was dipped in glue
374
00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:45,787
and dragged through a flea market.
375
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,228
- Hey there!
- Hi!
376
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,063
- Hey, hey.
- Hi! Hi!
377
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,598
- Hi, guys. Come on in.
- How's it going?
378
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,421
Hey, do you guy
have any old furniture?
379
00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:53,819
I'm moving into the attic.
380
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:56,654
- The attic?
- Hey, at least it's big.
381
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,920
Grandpa said you used
to live in the closet.
382
00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:00,209
Oh. Okay.
Well, you know what?
383
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,711
Yeah, we'll absolutely find
you something for sure. Okay?
384
00:15:02,712 --> 00:15:03,923
My Daddy!
385
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,453
Lily, no!
386
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:06,942
I-I'm sorry, Luke.
387
00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,434
This isn't over.
388
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,548
Oh, my God. Mitchell,
she's getting worse.
389
00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:14,128
I have turned her into a pushy,
little, entitled monster
390
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,767
on her way to a rap sheet and
a bracelet on her ankle.
391
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,100
Oh, she has a bracelet
on her ankle.
392
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:19,898
Cam.
393
00:15:20,449 --> 00:15:21,964
Cam, Cam,
394
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,241
This--this might not be
entirely your fault.
395
00:15:24,242 --> 00:15:25,015
No, it is.
396
00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:26,155
I spoke with Lily's teacher,
397
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,957
and she thinks that--that she may
have a problem with sharing,
398
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,192
which she might have gotten from--
399
00:15:31,193 --> 00:15:32,967
You. You don't like to share.
400
00:15:32,968 --> 00:15:34,834
No, I do it to make
a point sometimes.
401
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,772
Like, if you want the chicken,
then order the chicken.
402
00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:38,238
Wait, when did you talk
to Lily's teacher?
403
00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:40,210
Uh, today, when I--when I
dropped her off at school.
404
00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,940
And you let me suffer all day?
405
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,538
All right, look, we--we can't
do this with everybody here.
406
00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:46,621
- Can we please just get
through the evening? - Yes,
407
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:48,155
but we are not making the
announcement tonight
408
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,424
because that is a joyful thing,
409
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,623
and I am not feeling
very joyful right now.
410
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:53,951
Well, I share your feeling.
411
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:02,273
Just so you know, I'm on to you.
412
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:04,089
You never took Manny
to the principal.
413
00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:09,175
Okay, play it like that,
but I know Manny.
414
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,969
He has more of a conscience
than you have.
415
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:14,184
He's not gonna be able
to live with this.
416
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:18,781
You'd be surprised what
people can live with, Jay.
417
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:26,370
Hi, miss Lily.
How's my big girl doing?
418
00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:26,922
Good.
419
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:29,049
Can you tell me
how old you are now?
420
00:16:29,746 --> 00:16:30,848
Three.
421
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,200
That's four. This is three.
422
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,167
Okay, show me again.
How old are you?
423
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,403
- Three.
- No! That many is four.
424
00:16:37,404 --> 00:16:40,069
This many is three.
425
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:42,489
Don't argue, Lily.
You'll never win.
426
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:43,725
Really, Phil?
427
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:47,499
Okay, I-I was gonna wait
until we got home for this,
428
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,126
but now I think it's something
everyone's gonna enjoy.
429
00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:52,019
Guys, everybody, come
on down to the TV room.
430
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,471
I've got something
really special to share.
431
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,537
Okay, how's everybody on drinks?
432
00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:59,446
If this is Alex's graduation
again, just leave me the bottle.
433
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:00,622
I'm good, Cam.
434
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,307
Okay, everybody.
435
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:04,867
Showtime.
436
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,852
Oh, my gosh.
It's us at the market.
437
00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:09,829
How did you-- uh-huh.
Yeah, it's security camera footage.
438
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,344
I don't understand.
What are we watching?
439
00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:12,980
It ain't "The Godfather,"
I can tell you that much.
440
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,742
Okay, look, I fell
yesterday at the market,
441
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,285
and Phil and I have been
having a little disagreement
442
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,081
as to what happened. Just watch.
Okay, right here.
443
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:20,683
I stop to fix my shoe,
and then Phil--
444
00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:21,807
right there. Okay.
445
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,242
He makes way for this
very attractive woman,
446
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,588
whom he conveniently leaves out
of his retelling of the story.
447
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,171
Now right here, Phil backs up,
pushes his butt into the cart,
448
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,892
pushes me into the cans!
449
00:17:32,893 --> 00:17:33,595
- Do you see that?!
- Oh!
450
00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:37,824
It's all his fault, just like I said!
I was right!
451
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:38,963
Suck it!
452
00:17:40,214 --> 00:17:42,113
- When did you get this--
- Oh, my God.
453
00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:44,262
That's why you wanted
to come separately.
454
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,200
You went to all that trouble
just to prove you were right?
455
00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:48,686
It really wasn't that much trouble.
456
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:51,292
I just went to the store, found
your friend Jordan the bag boy,
457
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:52,538
who got me the manager.
458
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,086
He gave me the address of the
off-site security office.
459
00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:57,408
I filled out some paperwork.
Sally faxed it to corporate.
460
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,680
Three minutes later, I'm buying
pack of DVDs and burning a copy.
461
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:01,585
Cake.
462
00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:04,246
It's like a sickness.
463
00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:07,216
What? None of you believed
me, so I got proof.
464
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,829
You should all be
sucking it right now.
465
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:11,130
Hey, please stop with the
"sucking it," Claire.
466
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,053
The children!
467
00:18:12,054 --> 00:18:13,693
Yes, children are
very impressionable.
468
00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:14,869
You'll never know
what they'll pick up.
469
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,667
Okay, Cam, I'm sorry that
I blamed it on you, okay?
470
00:18:17,668 --> 00:18:19,411
But we both need to look
at our actions.
471
00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:21,838
I mean, if we're thinking
about adopting another baby,
472
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:22,828
then we need to--
473
00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:25,844
You guys...
you're adopting another kid?
474
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,715
- No! No, no! You're-- wait!
- Congratulations!
475
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:29,534
We're thinking about it.
It's not...
476
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,596
♪ Oh, let's give the boy oh, wow. ♪
477
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:36,365
What the hell's happening here?
Is that from "Footloose"?
478
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,095
Really, Mitchell?
479
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:40,151
You couldn't even share
telling your family!
480
00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:41,597
Fine. Fine.
481
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,660
But why are you upset?
This is such good news.
482
00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:47,596
No, we're a little on edge
because Lily has been acting out
483
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:49,064
like she doesn't want
a sibling, and--
484
00:18:49,098 --> 00:18:51,059
Yeah, because Mitchell
taught her to hate sharing.
485
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:54,997
And/or because Cam wears
her like a fanny pack.
486
00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:57,087
Oh, stop blaming each other.
No kid wants a sibling.
487
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:58,721
I mean, Claire hated you so much
488
00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:00,730
she stuck you in a dryer
when you were two.
489
00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:02,303
You put me in the dryer?
490
00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:04,295
I did, but it wasn't
'cause I hated you.
491
00:19:04,296 --> 00:19:05,553
My friend Marci said
492
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,988
that it wouldn't run with a kid
inside it, and I knew it would.
493
00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,345
I was right.
494
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:10,621
Good governor.
495
00:19:11,409 --> 00:19:13,651
It's been going on
since you were five?
496
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:16,495
- Oh, my God. It is a sickness.
- Yeah.
497
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,577
What would make me have that
need at such a young age?
498
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:23,072
How long was I in that dryer?
Because I--
499
00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,555
is this why I'm afraid of tumbling?
500
00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,751
I had to quit gymnastics, Claire!
501
00:19:26,752 --> 00:19:29,384
- A childhood without tumbling?
- Ohh.
502
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:32,427
You knew this and just
stood by and did nothing?!
503
00:19:32,428 --> 00:19:34,708
Okay, okay.
What's done is done!
504
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,562
All you can do is learn
from your mistakes.
505
00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,220
And in that spirit,
506
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:41,829
I would like to propose a toast...
to Manny.
507
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,240
This week, he did something
he wasn't supposed to do,
508
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,545
- like we all do--
- Like we all do!
509
00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:48,658
- Salud to Manny!
- Uh, not yet.
510
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,766
But Manny stood up like a man.
511
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:53,438
He admitted he was wrong
and he took his licks,
512
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:54,772
and I'm damn proud of him.
513
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:55,903
Ah, now we clink!
514
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,921
No, we clink when I say we clink.
515
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,651
So Manny made a mistake, but he
didn't take the easy way out.
516
00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:04,175
He's got guts, he's got integrity.
517
00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:06,834
As far as I'm concerned,
he's the best little b--
518
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:09,359
Okay, stop! Stop!
I didn't do any of that.
519
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,561
Mom broke into the locker and
threw the necklace inside,
520
00:20:11,562 --> 00:20:12,970
and then we ran away like cowards.
521
00:20:12,971 --> 00:20:14,832
- I'm sorry, Jay! I'm sorry!
- I knew it!
522
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,651
I was right! I was right!
523
00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,127
Ohh.
524
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:27,554
- Who is it?
- Oh!
525
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:30,072
Hi, honey. It's just me.
Are you okay?
526
00:20:30,073 --> 00:20:31,950
Yeah. I'm great.
527
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,584
So, how you liking your new digs?
528
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:36,439
- I know you told me that I'd be cold...
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,570
- And scared...
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,690
But I'm not.
No, I can see that.
531
00:20:39,691 --> 00:20:41,408
I was--I was wrong.
532
00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:42,574
- You were.
- Yeah.
533
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,526
Well, you're gonna
hate this then, honey,
534
00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:45,310
but I'm gonna need you
535
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,501
to go back down and sleep
in your old room.
536
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:49,946
I just--I'm worried if you
get something so cool
537
00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:51,279
this early in your life,
538
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,912
you're not gonna have anything
to look forward to later.
539
00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:55,923
I-I have to go now?
540
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,681
You can spend the night
tonight here if you want.
541
00:20:57,682 --> 00:21:00,931
Oh! No, if it's so
important to you,
542
00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:01,683
I'll go now.
543
00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,333
You should come, too.
544
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,720
Something sleeps over there.
545
00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:11,946
Wait for me. Wait.
Wait for me! Wait for me.
546
00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:17,946
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