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I'm going out with Molly.
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Really? Why am I just
hearing about this?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Haven't you
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been following my Facebook page?
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- I live alone.
- Mhmm.
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I like to spend time with my friends.
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Just a sec.
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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This nose hair
was driving me crazy!
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She yanked a hair
out of my nose,
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started a fight with the waiter,
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and then passed out
on the crapper.
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I'm sorry. I guess you're never
gonna see her again.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm gonna marry that girl.
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Oh, this is Molly;
She's a friend of mine.
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Hi. I'm Molly...
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Mike's friend.
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I was hoping to lose
a little weight first,
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so you'd be turned on by me.
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How much weight
are you talking about?
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I don't know,
160 pounds.
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I don't know
if you've noticed this,
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but I'm not exactly perfect.
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You are to me.
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Would you come inside and tell
me what you're so upset about?
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Oh, you'd love for me
to come inside, wouldn't you?
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Maybe hang my coat up in your
closet full of skeletons!
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So you met Kyle.
Look, I'm sorry
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I didn't tell
you about him,
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but it was a
long time ago.
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You were going to stand
at an altar
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and promised to be
with him forever.
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I can't even get you
to join Costco with me!
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Mike, I can't accept this.
Why not?
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It's our first Christmas,
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and I wanted to give
you something special.
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Absolutely not. This
is way too expensive.
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I don't care.
I want you to have it.
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But I don't want it.
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Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
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Hey, I love you,
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and you can't
put a price on love!
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Wait a second.
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You love me?
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Absolutely.
We got a good thing here.
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We don't need to ruin it
by talking about marriage.
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Well, I don't think
we'd ruin it.
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I love you, Molly.
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I also want you to know
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that I'm really happy
with what we've got.
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Absolutely, and there's no
reason to rush into anything
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until we're both sure
we're ready.
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It would appear I'm ready.
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Shut up.
Shut up!
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Whew. Really?
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Molly Flynn, will you marry me?
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Is that a yes?
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Ye-yes.
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I can't believe
it's actually mine.
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That's because it's not.
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But it will be after 48 easy
monthly payments.
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It might have been cheaper
to buy you an engagement car.
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I love you, Mike.
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I love you, Mrs. Biggs.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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But about that...
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Would you be terribly hurt if
I didn't take your last name?
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What?
I just think it's better
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for me professionally
to keep my last name.
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Professionally?
You're a teacher.
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Just go to the chalkboard,
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erase "Ms. Flynn"
and write "Mrs. Biggs."
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Really?
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I'm rubenesque,
I teach fourth graders,
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you want me to go in there
with the last name "Biggs"?
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Yeah, fourth graders are
a pretty hateful bunch.
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I remember how much we tortured
poor old "Mr. Jahboner."
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"Jahboner"?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Nope. And he taught wood shop.
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Well, you live by the
sword, you die by the sword.
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So you're okay with me
keeping my name?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Mrs. Biggs reminds me
of my mother anyway,
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and that's a real
jahboner killer.
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Thank you.
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So, are we thinking about
a church wedding or...?
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Actually, I was thinking:
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Does your bra unhook
in the front or the back?
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On the other hand,
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having an outdoor ceremony
could be really beautiful.
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Maybe Lincoln park.
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Spring time, the
flowers are gorgeous.
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Sure.
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So, it's settled.
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Spring time, Lincoln park.
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Great.
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Ah...
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But if we want to have an
indoor reception, we've got to
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you know, set up a banquet hall
at least a year in advance.
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Great, then we got
plenty of time.
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Okay... then we're talking
a year from now?
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Yeah. We'll start ironing out
the details a year from now.
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No, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Roll up your tongue.
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Are you... are you saying that
we're not gonna get married
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for at least two years?
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No, I'm not saying that.
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What are you saying?
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I'm trying not
to say anything.
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Look, the important thing is,
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you have a ring
on your finger that says,
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"I'm marrying the man
of my dreams."
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And the bra is off!
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See, I told you
you could do it.
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I don't have to switch to velcro.
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love. ♪
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That was a nice shindig
last night.
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Yeah. I can't believe my
little girl's getting married.
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Me, too. I thought she was
a lesbian when I first met her.
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Morning.
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Morning, buttercup.
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Where's your
bigger half?
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He left for work.
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So, how was your first night
as an engaged woman?
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Hmm? It's different
now, right?
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I know when Vince
proposed to me,
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we connected on
a whole new level.
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That was a God-given
stiffy that night, too.
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No pills. Just pure adrenaline.
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You get that
she's my mother, right?
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Which reminds me,
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if you need someone
to walk you down the aisle,
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I would be honored.
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No, 'tis I, the lesbian,
that would be honored.
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I told you
your voice carries.
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When Mike and I set a date,
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I will definitely
consider your offer.
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Try to avoid the summer.
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We Morantos are a sweaty people,
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and I don't want
my hair paint to run.
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Yeah, and for me, try
to avoid the winter months.
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When my little girl
gets married,
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I want to wear something low-
cut, show off my "bouncy cs."
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Like a mother does.
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We're not even talking
specifics yet.
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Don't let him drag
the engagement out.
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Guys will take a free meal
as long as they can get it.
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And by "free meal,"
I mean copulation.
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It's gonna be a long walk
down that aisle.
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Man, I can't get over it.
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My best friend is getting married.
Yep.
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Wasn't but a year ago,
you were whining and crying
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about how lonely you were.
Yep.
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Sitting in your sad, little
apartment all weekend,
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one hand down a bag of Doritos,
the other one down your pants.
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Yeah, well, those were
some dark days. Dark?
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You, sir, are an inspiration
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to overweight masturbators
everywhere.
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You know what, why don't you
save the rest
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for your best man speech.
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So it's official,
I'm your best man?
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And that is the real tragedy
of my life.
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I'm honored.
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So, is it safe to assume
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that you won't be goin' fishin'
with us this weekend?
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Why wouldn't I go?
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You're engaged now.
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You can't just be doing
what you want
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and making your
own decisions and stuff.
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Excuse me, but my life
is still very much my own.
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I can come and go as I please.
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Mike Flynn is his own man.
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Mike Flynn?
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Biggs, I said "Biggs."
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Everybody heard "Biggs."
Shut up.
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Sounded like "Flynn"
from over here.
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It's a slip of the tongue.
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The point is, I'm goin' fishin'.
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Hey, Samuel, you want to come?
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We got a big tent and plenty
of sleeping bags.
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Thank you, but that's
the same pitch
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they used to get me
into a refugee camp in Africa.
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Come on, you have a few beers,
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tell some stories, you know,
bond as men.
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That's the same pitch they used
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to get me to the gay tent
in the refugee camp.
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Fool me once.
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All I'm saying is, if
we're gonna have any shot
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at booking a nice place,
we need to start looking now.
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Okay.
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Wait. What are we looking for?
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A place to have our wedding.
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Sure. We're gonna need that.
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Yeah, otherwise we're gonna
end up getting married
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in your mother's backyard
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and having the reception
at the sizzler.
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Sizzler?
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Is that a real option?
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Hey.
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Joyce, I'm downstairs!
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Be right there!
Take your time!
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I'm gonna talk to the kids.
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Hey, lovebirds.
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How's things?
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Vince, I don't
want to be rude,
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but we're kind of in the
middle of something.
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I'm not here.
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So, can we at least decide
on a time of year?
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Is this about the wedding?
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Do you believe it?
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We've only been engaged
for 24 hours.
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She's already trying
to fit me for a tux.
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He is gonna fluctuate
size-wise.
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You don't want him walking
down the aisle
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looking like the hulk got mad.
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I'm just trying
to narrow things down.
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I mean, if you want
the good weather,
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there's only a handful
of weekends to choose from.
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She's right. And if she's
gonna do all the planning,
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you can at least try
to be a little accommodating.
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Thank you, Vince.
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Here to help.
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Maybe we can drive around
this weekend
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and check out some places.
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Oh, I can't.
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I'm goin' fishin' with the guys
this weekend.
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This weekend? Oh.
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Why didn't you say something?
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Well, it's not like I need
your permission, is it?
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No. I think you could've
said something before now.
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You invited me a week ago
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and have yet
to tell your fiancée?
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That does not bode well,
my friend.
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Vin, you ready to go?
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Yes, he needs to go.
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Let me know
when you figure out the details.
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I can get you a deal
on peel-and-eat shrimp
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and a swan that's trained
to be a ring bearer.
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They can get
swans to do that?
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Hey, you wire their beaks
shut and drug 'em,
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they are a very
cooperative species.
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By the way, I'm goin'
fishin' this weekend.
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What?!
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Why the hell am I just hearing
about this now?!
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Mike.
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Mike.
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Get up and go fishin'.
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Honey, not now.
I'm sleeping.
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Get up.
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What?
256
00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,347
Get out of here
and go fishin'.
257
00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:42,734
Oh, right, fishin'.
258
00:10:42,736 --> 00:10:45,437
Honey, I put a brochure
in your tackle box
259
00:10:45,439 --> 00:10:48,356
from a reception hall
near lake Geneva.
260
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:51,827
I thought maybe you could check
it out when you go up there.
261
00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:55,914
Oh, geez, Molly, I'm not going
to have time for that nonsense.
262
00:10:59,252 --> 00:11:01,420
Talking about our
wedding is nonsense?
263
00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,455
It is at 4:00
in the morning.
264
00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:05,040
I'm sorry. What's
a good time for you?
265
00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,208
Hey, what do you want
from me?
266
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,793
I gave you a ring,
told you I loved you.
267
00:11:07,795 --> 00:11:10,128
You just gave me
a ring to shut me up?
268
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,264
Well, if I did,
it's clearly not working.
269
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,299
Oh!
Wait, that came out wrong.
270
00:11:15,835 --> 00:11:17,686
Anybody want
a breakfast burrito?
271
00:11:17,688 --> 00:11:19,104
Sure.
272
00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:20,689
I could eat.
273
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,237
You want to
talk about it?
274
00:11:29,239 --> 00:11:31,106
There's nothing
to talk about.
275
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,907
All right.
276
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,259
So you're just gonna
pout all weekend?
277
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,061
I'm not pouting.
I'm quietly reflecting.
278
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:40,699
The time to be quiet was
about an hour ago.
279
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,401
You guys heard us?
280
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,869
Little bit, but between
the dogs barking
281
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,404
and your neighbors yelling
"shut the hell up,"
282
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,872
it was hard to make out
283
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,257
every stupid thing
you said.
284
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:50,908
Although "don't clip
this eagle's wings"
285
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,928
was particularly
cringe-worthy.
286
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,847
Can we just change
the subject, please?
287
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,800
Sure gladly. Absolutely.
288
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,437
Carl.
289
00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:03,555
Yeah.
290
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,024
I'm not having fun yet.
291
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,476
Just give it a chance.
Before you know it,
292
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,728
there'll be more fun
than you can handle.
293
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,897
That's what they said
in the gay tent.
294
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,700
Can you at least explain why
295
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,901
this adventure has
to take place in
296
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,986
the middle of the night?
297
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,821
Simple. You want to get
your hook in the water
298
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,823
before the crack of dawn because
the fish are still sleepy,
299
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,124
and they'll
put anything in their mouths.
300
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:26,411
It's the same way
with broads.
301
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,963
How can fish sleep?
They have no eyelids.
302
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,915
You can sleep with
your eyes open.
303
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:31,800
He's right.
304
00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:33,635
My Uncle Pete
slept that way.
305
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:36,137
He was dead for two days
before we even knew it.
306
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:40,091
We thought he was just enjoying
a Twilight Zone marathon.
307
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,293
Speaking of dead,
did anybody bring worms?
308
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,562
Oh, my God,
what have I done?
309
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,682
Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!
310
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,821
I'm sure they sell
worms by the lake.
311
00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:55,807
Yeah, we should be fine.
312
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,777
"Nonsense." He called planning
our wedding "nonsense."
313
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,663
Sweetie, I don't think those
pancakes are part of your diet.
314
00:13:01,665 --> 00:13:03,331
Do you want to reach over here
315
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,917
and try and take them away
from me?
316
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,589
No, I do not.
317
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:14,793
Smart.
318
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,845
Besides, this is my new diet.
319
00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:18,830
This is the "I'm mad
at my boyfriend,
320
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,132
and I'm punishing myself diet."
321
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,884
Oh, that sounds
a lot like your old
322
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,502
"I just found out
my boyfriend's gay,
323
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,504
so I'm eating cake
and hot dogs diet."
324
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:30,358
Same principle.
325
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,811
Molly, you just got engaged.
326
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,213
Why are you pushing so hard
on the wedding?
327
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,431
I'm not pushing, I'm planning.
328
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:37,599
And you know why?
329
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:40,468
'Cause you're planner.
Exactly
330
00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:44,739
it's part of why
I'm a good teacher.
331
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,408
I mean, I walk in that room full
of little monsters,
332
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,026
and every day I have a plan.
333
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,361
'Cause if I didn't,
334
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,047
we'd be eating boogers and
making fun of me all day long.
335
00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:55,700
Do we have any hot dogs?
336
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:59,554
No. No hot dogs and no pancakes.
337
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:01,556
You're not eating
this stress away.
338
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:03,157
We're going
to my yoga class.
339
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,676
Like hell I am.
340
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,895
Me in a leotard surrounded
341
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:10,164
by skinny, bendy women?
I'd rather kill us all.
342
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,850
I'm scared.
343
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,718
Make her a hot dog, mom.
344
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,357
Okay, fine, you can
either come with me
345
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,993
and your sister or stay
here and eat pancakes
346
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,411
until you're left
with no self-esteem
347
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,062
and no elbows.
348
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,064
Well?
349
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,033
I'm thinking about it!
350
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,924
Please tell me
why we are here.
351
00:14:35,926 --> 00:14:40,578
When did our people ever have
good experiences on boats?
352
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,132
I'm not getting any kind of
cell phone reception at all.
353
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,800
That's 'cause we're in
the middle of nowhere.
354
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,586
There's nothing out here but
bait shops and the ku klux klan.
355
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,943
Just stay on the boat,
you'll be fine.
356
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,147
Hey, I got reception.
357
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,815
You wanna call Molly
on my phone?
358
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,116
I'm not gonna call her,
359
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,985
but she might be trying to
call me to say she's sorry.
360
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,939
Yeah, that sounds like Molly,
apologetic and contrite.
361
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,290
Wait, I'm getting bars.
362
00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,241
Five bars!
363
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,776
No, three bars,
two bars.
364
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,244
Are we drifting?
365
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,712
I just had five bars.
366
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,247
Hey, wait, wait.
Be careful.
367
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,421
Thank you very much.
368
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,090
Did I mention
I can't swim?
369
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:30,778
Glad I called shotgun.
370
00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:36,234
Take three deep breaths.
371
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,437
Inhale through your
nose.
372
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,989
Exhale through your mouth.
373
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,361
Inhale...
374
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,612
And exhale.
375
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,916
This place smells like feet
and patchouli.
376
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,621
Namaste.
377
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,223
All right, ladies, let's all get
back on our hand and knees
378
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,427
and loosen up our spines by
alternating between cat and cow.
379
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,012
What the hell is
he talking about?
380
00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:06,648
Just watch me
and do what I do.
381
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,051
Meow.
382
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,138
Moo...
383
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:17,058
Sweetie, you don't have
to make animal sounds.
384
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,510
It helps me remember
which is which.
385
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,314
I don't think Mike even
wants to get married.
386
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,949
Do you know what he said
this morning?
387
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,685
Everybody in the neighborhood
knows what he said this morning.
388
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,370
Just focus on your breathing.
389
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:33,241
I'd love to, except every time
I move, I'm re-chewing a pancake.
390
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,743
Let's work on
elongating our spine.
391
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,995
In with the meow.
392
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,865
Meow.
393
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,166
Out with the moo.
394
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,819
Moo...
395
00:16:46,388 --> 00:16:50,558
My phone number's written
on my yoga mat.
396
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,996
All right, ladies, let's push
back into our downward dog.
397
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,737
Oh!
398
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,823
There's a lot of tension
in your hips.
399
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:10,545
Easy does it. Last guy I let
back there had to buy me a ring.
400
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:16,534
Ooh, this is one
for the bachelorette party.
401
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,041
You owe me $600 for these
alligator shoes.
402
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,526
If they were really alligator,
they would've been waterproof.
403
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,463
Well, look at me.
404
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,964
I'm sitting
around a fire,
405
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,582
half-naked with
nothing to eat.
406
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,686
Oh, how far I've come.
407
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,355
It's not my fault
the sudden change
408
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,023
in weight distribution
sunk the boat.
409
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,358
So, you're saying
this is my fault?
410
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,943
Yeah, that's what
we're all saying.
411
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,811
Yeah, we all believe that.
412
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,197
Look, I say we head home before
we become butt buddies
413
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,399
to a pack of
toothless hillbillies.
414
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,368
If that happens,
415
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,737
I will never travel
with you again.
416
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,723
Don't worry, they usually go
after the plump white ones.
417
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,661
Oh, Joyce texted me a picture.
418
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,298
This always puts a pole
in the tent.
419
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,550
Whoa.
420
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,118
Is this your fiancée?
421
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,790
She'd better be hiking
that guy a football.
422
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,626
Uh-oh. I gotta go.
423
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,064
We're leaving before
we are eaten by bears?
424
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,518
Oh, I'm bitterly
disappointed.
425
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,654
Man, you're just a
little bitch, aren't you?
426
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,412
Oh, hey sweetie.
Good, you're home.
427
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,414
Of course I'm home.
Where else would I be?
428
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,666
Nowhere.
Just happy to see you.
429
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,252
You're back kind of early.
430
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,486
Is everything okay?
431
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,306
Well, there was a little mishap
with the vessel.
432
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,593
Apparently, when you
represent one-third
433
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,280
of the ship's ballast, you
should probably keep your seat.
434
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,300
You sunk a boat?
435
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,520
Yeah, I sunk a boat.
436
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,474
Sweetie, are you okay?
437
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,860
I lost a good pair of briefs,
and you might have
438
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,195
to check me later for leeches.
439
00:19:07,197 --> 00:19:10,198
Well, I always do.
440
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,949
Oh, and on the way back,
441
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,619
we stopped at that reception
place near lake Geneva.
442
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,003
Really?
Yeah, and it was
443
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,989
very nice, but I think
we can do better
444
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,707
if we take time
and look around.
445
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,959
You know, together.
446
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,712
You're willing to make yourself
available?
447
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:27,081
Of course.
It's important.
448
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,532
It's our wedding.
449
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,418
I'm surprised.
450
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,920
You didn't seem
in any big hurry.
451
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,039
You really don't get me, do you?
452
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,090
No.
453
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,060
You're not an easy read.
454
00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:40,795
But if you're willing to wash
455
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:43,598
the stink of lake water off ya,
yeah, you might get me.
456
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,403
Hey, I'm in here!
457
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,805
I don't care!
458
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:53,957
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