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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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As hurricane flows out grow stronger,
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breaker surf runs to breach
the Langley fall sea wall
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and flood all of Langley.
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Residents are urged to evacuate.
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Thanks, Greg.
Stay safe out there.
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Ahahahah, don't worry.
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I didn't see some nasty storms.
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Oh my God.
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The sky and Creg.
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How can you calmly do housework
when there's a hurricane outside?
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I'll stuck inside all day anyway,
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How am I supposed to scratch
something of my to-do list?
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Stole this white mixture,
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prepare the table,
buy my old college javelin.
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Why on Earth would you ever need that?
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You'll never know.
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Well, this weather is worrying me.
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Are you sure we shouldn't evacuate?
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Evacuate?
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I'm not going to abandon my house
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just so a bunch of guys
in sports jerseys
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can loot the place and do
God-knows-what with...
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my old college javelin.
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(thunder crashes)
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But we're in Lower Langley.
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And we're in the lowest part
of the neighborhood!
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That's why so many soccer balls
end up in our yard.
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(wind howling)
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(Greg screams)
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We'll be fine.
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I've got us totally prepared
to ride out the storm.
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But what if the sea wall breaks?
Greg said that...
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Francine, a man's most important duty
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is to protect his family.
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So, please, just trust me.
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I won't let anything
happen to you guys. Okay?
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Mm, okay...
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Try to relax.
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Watching all that news is
just making you paranoid.
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Maybe a nice massage
will calm you down.
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Just start up here.
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Check it out!
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I got full blueprints
of our house for my project.
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The Junior Architect Society
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isn't going to know what hit them!
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Are you allergic to vaginas, Steve?
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Jeff, what if the sea wall breaks?
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The zoo is in Lower Langley.
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Wh-What about the animals?
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Uh, don't worry, babe.
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All the animals will
take care of each other,
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just like they do in the wild.
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I don't know what I'd do without you.
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You're my rock.
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Come on.
Let's go get high
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and talk about
other times we got high.
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Last night was magical.
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I think we could
really have something.
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Oh, yeah, yeah...
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Yeah, say, could I get
that sweatshirt back from you?
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It looks pretty nasty out there.
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Maybe I could just wear it
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and give it back to you next time?
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Yeah... it's just,
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it's kinda my favorite,
you know, from college.
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I'll wash it for you.
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I just want to wear it for a while.
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(deep sniff, sighs)
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It smells like us.
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(groans)
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(wind rushing)
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If you've seen this man, please
call the station right away.
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He was last seen being sucked
into the sky, where he belongs.
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(voice cracking):
Because he's an angel!
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(doorbell rings)
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- Hey, Buckle.
- Stan, you're still here?!
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Everyone in the
neighborhood has evacuated.
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Even my friends Julius and
Rachel Epstein left.
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They're beavers, Stan!
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I appreciate the concern,
Buckle, but we'll be fine.
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The roads aren't passable anymore,
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but I've got an amphibious vehicle!
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I'm going to get Shari, and
we'll stop by on our way out.
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I pray you come with us, my friend.
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(kisses)
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Stan, are you sure
we shouldn't go with them?
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The sea wall could break any minute.
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For the last time, we'll be fine.
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We have weeks of supplies,
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and the house is
completely watertight.
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How do you know that?
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Remember when everyone
was worried about anthrax
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and dirty bombs a few years ago,
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even though they should be far,
far more worried about it now...
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- trust me I know what I'm talking about?
- I remember.
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Well, I everything-proofed the house.
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It's sealed against anthrax,
radiation, water...
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This dumb bastard's going
to get us all killed!
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We have to evacuate!
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We are staying right here!
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"Not I," said the guy
who lived, and was beautiful.
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I'm going with
Red Beard Raccoon Coat.
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Anyone who's interested in living
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and not being stupid and crazy,
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I suggest you join me.
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And anyone who trusts my judgment
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as the protector of this family,
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I suggest you join me!
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Francine?!
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I'm sorry, Stan.
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But when there's a crisis,
you make bad decisions.
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They sound reasonable in the moment,
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but they...
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always...
end badly.
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That's ridiculous!
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I know it's hard to hear, Stan,
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but it's true.
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Come on, kids.
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I'm with Mommy!
Betrayal!
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I have to stay, Mom.
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If the zoo floods, I need to be here,
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so I can start rescuing animals.
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Besides, I-I think the house
will probably hold.
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I'm with you, babe.
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See what a good wife
Jeff is, Francine?
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He sticks by her husband.
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I'll stay with you, Roger.
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You're still here?
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Come on, you guys!
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How can you trust that guy
over me, your own husband?!
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You're not giving me any choice!
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Staying here is a perfect example
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of you making a bad crisis decision.
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I still don't understand why we
couldn't have taken the Solara!
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The Solara is not amphibious,
my sweet Semitic treasure!
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Francine, staying here
is not a bad decision.
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I've prepared for this...
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I finally did it.
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I've made my decision
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about whether to stay or go.
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It took a lot of soul searching,
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but in the end...
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ALL OTHERS:
Shut up, Klaus!
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Punt!
(Klaus screams)
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Hayley, please come with us.
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I can't, Mom.
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(dramatically):
What of... the animals?
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Why, why, why, why
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do you have to say it like that?
(deep rumbling)
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No...!
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The sea wall has broken!
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(all scream)
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(panting)
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What an exciting first date!
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We're not dating, you miserable cow!
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(laughs)
You're funny!
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Oh... my God.
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Buckle and Shari!
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They're dead.
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Nothing we can do now but pray
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and strip all the copper piping
out of their house.
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If you'd gotten in that vehicle,
you'd be dead, too, Francine.
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If we'd left this
morning, like I wanted,
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we'd be safe at Mah Mah
and Bah Bah's right now!
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We're safe here!
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The generator's working.
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The place is sealed tighter than
an unlubricated Komzel valve.
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Or maybe the more obvious joke:
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a Zwanzi tribesman's nook-nook
ribbon, pre-Lonzi ritual.
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(loud bump,
house jerks slightly)
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Um, Dad...
You didn't seal the drainage
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that allows water to pass
under the house, did you?
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'Cause without that, the water'll put
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too much pressure on the structure...
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Steve, stop it.
Just because
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you're in an architect club
doesn't mean...
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Hiya, Barb!
Some weather, huh?
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...doesn't mean you know
everything about...
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Hey, Principal Lewis!
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End of days... bitches...!
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(laughs raucously)
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...about this house...
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We're moving. The house
is moving. I see that now.
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(wind whistling)
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Just as I suspected!
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The water couldn't
pass under the house,
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so it pushed it off the foundation!
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See, Stan?
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Sealing up the house and staying here
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sounded like okay decisions,
but look what happened!
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I feel so close to you.
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Let's go look at your baby pictures.
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Great, you go get them.
They're outside.
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Where?
Just... outside.
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Anywhere. Just go find
them. It's a game.
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I say we go up to the attic...
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the highest, safest part
of the house.
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We should stay down here.
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If rescue comes, we can climb
right out the window
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and onto the boat.
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You know what?
Fine.
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Anyone smart or loyal enough
to take my side in this,
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come with me to the attic.
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Hayley, don't listen to him!
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She's made up her mind, Francine.
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Just like how I normally
make up your mind.
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(thunderclap)
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Penny for your thoughts?
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I don't have any change.
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Saucy.
Shut up.
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Do not pass go.
What?
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Chicken butt.
I hate you.
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Got your nose!
(groans)
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Stan, what are you doing?
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I'm dropping an anchor to stop us.
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We could crash into something
and sink!
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Oh, please don't do that!
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I know an anchor sounds like
a good plan.
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I can't poke any holes in it, per se.
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But based on your history...
(Stan grunts)
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My wine fridge!
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I had my cocaine in there!
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(deep creaking sound)
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See, Francine!
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It was a good idea, and it worked!
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Thanks to me,
the Smith family is safe!
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(house creaking)
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(All scream)
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(All scream)
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(Francine and Roger groan)
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I'll never forget you, Roger!
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Just ignore her.
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No...!
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My sweatshirt!
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(Jeff cries)
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Don't worry.
I can fix this.
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It's jammed!
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Ha! Tables have turned, bitches!
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This whole house is going to flood.
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Tough luck for you dicks
who don't have gills.
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I guess it's my house now,
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and I can go wherever I want!
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(laughs hysterically)
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See you never, goat-(bleep)!
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(screams)
This is salt water!
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It burns!
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(gasping)
Put me back, put me back!
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(panting)
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Whew!
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(laughs sheepishly):
So...
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a lot of funny jokes
happened just now, ja?
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We're completely upside down!
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Aw, look Steve.
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Our glow-in-the-dark
star stickers are still here.
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Remember that night we camped
out in the living room?
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We told ghost stories and you
had your first big-boy dream?
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Such volume!
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(faint pounding from below)
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That must be the others,
in the attic!
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We have to help them!
262
00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:13,154
Hmm. Looks like we can use
263
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,312
this vertical access
aft to get down there.
264
00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,231
Those are the stairs, Steve.
265
00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:19,266
We need to make some kind of rope...
266
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:20,601
maybe out of curtains.
267
00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:21,902
As if!
268
00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:23,671
You think I'm gonna risk
my neck for Stan,
269
00:10:23,738 --> 00:10:24,805
after what he did to my wine fridge?!
270
00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:25,667
No way!
271
00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:28,442
But... what about your wigs?
272
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,671
They're all in the attic.
273
00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:32,446
(gasps)
Get out of my way! I'll kill you!
274
00:10:32,513 --> 00:10:33,914
(crashes)
275
00:10:33,982 --> 00:10:35,382
(debris clattering)
276
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:37,918
ROGER (in pain):
Franny... we need to make...
277
00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:39,353
some kind of rope
278
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,754
perhaps...
279
00:10:40,822 --> 00:10:42,392
out of curtains.
280
00:10:42,624 --> 00:10:44,158
(creaking)
I couldn't get the window shut!
281
00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:45,492
The water is rising!
282
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,355
I'll get us out of this!
283
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,747
(crying)
284
00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,999
I'm... not gonna make it, babe!
285
00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:54,919
I-I want you to take my Hacky Sack...
286
00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:58,088
and-and give it to our grandchildren.
287
00:10:58,173 --> 00:10:59,423
Jeff, we don't even have kids.
288
00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:00,891
I know.
289
00:11:00,976 --> 00:11:02,726
That's why...
I want you to...
290
00:11:02,811 --> 00:11:04,478
take this folded-up candy wrapper.
291
00:11:04,545 --> 00:11:06,347
Don't ask me how I did it.
292
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:09,585
Just take it and start our family.
293
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,952
It looks like this corridor
should take us
294
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,954
directly to the main attic access.
295
00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:16,523
It's not a corridor, it's a hallway!
296
00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:18,859
You need to stop with
the architect jargon.
297
00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,594
Seriously.
Look at me.
298
00:11:20,662 --> 00:11:24,225
You need to zip it, lock it
and put it in your pocket.
299
00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:25,733
FRANCINE:
Stan?!
300
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,800
It's Mom!
301
00:11:26,868 --> 00:11:28,135
She's gonna save us!
302
00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:29,303
We don't need saving.
303
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:30,788
I've got this under control.
304
00:11:30,872 --> 00:11:33,057
I'm here, Francine!
Don't panic!
305
00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:34,541
I'll get us through this!
306
00:11:34,609 --> 00:11:35,960
FRANCINE:
What?
307
00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:38,829
Stan, we're moving
the stuff off the door!
308
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,114
Just hang on!
309
00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:42,049
That's real good, honey!
Keep your spirits up!
310
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,884
I'm coming!
311
00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:47,638
There, there, you're safe now.
312
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,004
The wigs!
They're all gone!
313
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,799
Half of those belonged
to Brendan Fraser!
314
00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:59,149
Oh, thank the stars you made it!
315
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,303
Come here, I've got you!
316
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,804
Oh, bless you, Roger!
317
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,604
KLAUS:
I was afraid I...
318
00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:05,606
Thank God this one survived.
319
00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:07,810
I can still go to cowboy weddings.
320
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,660
Nein!
321
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,298
Okay, one at a time.
322
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,917
The rope isn't very strong.
323
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,569
I don't want to die here!
324
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,888
I'm supposed to die
in the medical tent
325
00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:22,006
at a music festival!
326
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,618
(Jeff screaming)
327
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,059
Jeff, no!
328
00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,460
Ow!
329
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,955
Jeff! Now we lost our rope!
330
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:31,015
(sobbing):
I'm so sorry!
331
00:12:31,099 --> 00:12:32,900
Get ahold of yourself!
332
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:38,339
Huh.
333
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,241
Huh.
334
00:12:42,377 --> 00:12:44,044
How are we gonna get up there now?
335
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:45,746
Get us out of here, Mrs. S!
336
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,100
No!
I'll save us!
337
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,549
We, uh... we should...
338
00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:50,985
open a window and flood this floor!
339
00:12:51,052 --> 00:12:53,398
The rising water will carry us
right up to the living room.
340
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,818
There's no way we're doing
another one of your ideas, Stan!
341
00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:01,239
HAYLEY:
Maybe we should.
342
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,663
What?
343
00:13:02,731 --> 00:13:04,531
Look, I know Dad's decisions
haven't worked out,
344
00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:06,567
but he is trying.
345
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:07,735
I say we open the window...
346
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,039
unless anyone has a better idea...
347
00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:14,108
based in reality.
348
00:13:14,175 --> 00:13:15,920
Okay, then.
Window it is.
349
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:16,921
Thank you, Hayley.
350
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,145
You're welcome, Dad.
351
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,678
(Hayley screams)
352
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,369
Ahh!
353
00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:28,355
(trailing off):
Dad was wrong...
354
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,158
Wow, what a beautiful creature.
355
00:13:31,242 --> 00:13:32,960
And we know so little about them.
356
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,691
Hayley!
Hayley!
357
00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:40,153
Oh, God! Oh, God!
358
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,994
That shark's in here, man!
359
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:44,664
If they're really attracted
to blood, then it's in my room,
360
00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:48,367
attacking the boxers I wore
the day Francine made tacos.
361
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:49,919
Just leave me behind!
362
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,664
I am bad in a crisis.
363
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,238
And it got Hayley killed!
364
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,707
Don't give up, Dad.
365
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,711
We got the window closed
and we'll find her.
366
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,545
(muffled groaning)
367
00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:02,048
It's the ghost of Hayley risen
up from the depths of hell!
368
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:04,050
She has unfinished business with me!
369
00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:05,417
Leave me be, specter!
370
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,386
No, she's alive!
371
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:09,223
Why would you assume
she went to hell?
372
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:12,185
Hayley?!
373
00:14:12,409 --> 00:14:15,511
What's on the bottom
of your mattress, Steve?
374
00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:18,581
So many of the girls
are Asian, and pregnant.
375
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,316
She's not in here,
we should keep moving.
376
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,154
Shark!
377
00:14:25,238 --> 00:14:26,389
Oh, thank god.
It's just a dead girl.
378
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:27,623
Ah!
379
00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:30,275
Roger, you came back for me.
380
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787
Uh, okay.
381
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:36,250
Do you want to come to dinner
at my parents' house on Tuesday?
382
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,669
What did you find?!
I-Is it Hayley?!
383
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,713
No, it's nothing.
Just a cushion.
384
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,890
We're going to have lots of babies.
385
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,595
No, no, no, no, no, no.
386
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,579
She's not in here, either.
387
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:51,931
Where's your father?
388
00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:53,518
The shark got him!
389
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,434
Stan! Hayley!
390
00:14:55,502 --> 00:14:57,939
I don't see any...
391
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,940
(groaning):
Oh!
392
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,857
Hayley!
393
00:15:00,023 --> 00:15:01,657
Careful!
394
00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:05,127
The shark let me go when I
jammed my one-hitter in its eye,
395
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,812
but I think it's
still here somewhere.
396
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,757
Hang on, Hayley.
397
00:15:17,824 --> 00:15:18,874
Mama's coming.
398
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:27,099
(whispering):
Does anyone have Chap Stick?
399
00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:30,039
I got you, honey.
400
00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,222
It's okay...
401
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,140
(screaming)
402
00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:34,827
Go, go, go!
403
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,061
(thudding)
404
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:41,564
We have to go up!
405
00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:43,516
Oh!
406
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,698
(shark growling)
407
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,972
(sighs)
(creaking)
408
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,140
We did it!
409
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,259
We got away.
410
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,411
Okay, according to the blueprints...
411
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:56,946
(yelling)
412
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,582
It's hungry for flesh and knowledge!
413
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,877
(screaming)
414
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,769
(crying)
415
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,087
Don't look at me, whore!
416
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,206
We both know what this is!
417
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,491
It's love!
418
00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:11,010
Forever love!
419
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:12,978
(crying)
420
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,564
Stan! Oh.
421
00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:18,017
(laughs sheepishly):
Didn't see you there.
422
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:21,937
Sneaky. A sneaky boy is what you are.
423
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,523
Francine was right about me, Klaus.
424
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:27,693
The farther away from the family
I am, the safer they'll be.
425
00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:29,211
HAYLEY: There he is! There he is!
426
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,579
STEVE:
Look at all his teeth!
427
00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:31,947
They don't sound very safe, Stan.
428
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,232
You'd better get in there!
429
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,734
I want to, but I'll only
make things worse
430
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,330
- with my bad decisions.
FRANCINE: - Aah, look!
431
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,206
Look, Stan, everyone
makes bad decisions,
432
00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:42,174
but it's a numbers game.
433
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,962
Eventually, you're bound
to make the right call.
434
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,005
(Hayley screaming in distance)
I am?
435
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,246
Sure.
(blows landing nearby)
436
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,514
Look at Nicolas Cage.
437
00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,582
He made many horrible movies.
438
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,802
Snake Eyes, Eight Millimeter,
439
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,386
Gone in Sixty Seconds,
440
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:55,855
Captain Corelli's Mandolin,
Windtalkers...
441
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:57,422
(blows landing, indistinct shouting)
442
00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:58,891
...Ghost Rider, Family Man,
443
00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:01,227
Weather Man, Wicker Man,
Bangkok Dangerous.
444
00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:02,862
(Francine screaming)
445
00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:06,532
But then he nailed it, Stan,
with National Treasure Two,
446
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,819
the greatest movie of all time!
447
00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:11,237
(distant screaming)
He did nail it!
448
00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:14,707
He nailed it so hard that he
became a national treasure...
449
00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,125
too.
450
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,243
STEVE:
Mom, behind you!
451
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,377
(Francine screams)
My God!
452
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:19,795
(blows landing, screaming)
453
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,381
If Nicolas Cage can recover
from his bad decisions
454
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:24,667
and make a great one, so can I!
455
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:25,711
That's the spirit.
456
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,220
I'm going to save my family!
457
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,675
(monkey hooting,
lion roaring)
458
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,844
And this time, I'm going
to make the right call.
459
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,345
I don't want to die yet.
460
00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:38,180
I haven't experienced
the disappointment
461
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,516
of being in a monogamous
sexual relationship.
462
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,934
(whimpers)
463
00:17:41,985 --> 00:17:43,135
STAN:
Help has arrived!
464
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,730
(growling)
465
00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:46,482
(all screaming)
STAN: It's okay.
466
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,651
I let the bear in to kill the shark.
467
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,487
They're natural enemies
since the dawn of time.
468
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,413
(growls)
469
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,742
(growling)
470
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,334
They're working in tandem!
471
00:17:58,401 --> 00:17:59,702
They're brothers in arms!
472
00:17:59,769 --> 00:18:00,871
(grunts)
473
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:02,540
(growling)
474
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,290
Just a hiccup. Don't worry.
475
00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:05,835
I'm Nic Caging this mother!
476
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,503
(metallic clanging)
477
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,660
(hissing)
478
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,180
This time, I'll make the right call.
479
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,008
I'm gonna electrocute them!
480
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:14,817
Oh, Stan, I don't think...
481
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,553
Aah!
482
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,889
(whimpering)
483
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,227
(wood creaking)
484
00:18:28,681 --> 00:18:30,232
Don't worry. I'm on this.
485
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,351
Next time, I'm bound
to make the right call.
486
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,353
You're killing us, Mr. S!
487
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,988
Stop it!
Stay calm, Jeff!
488
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,156
I'll get us through this.
489
00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:38,274
You have to let...
(groans)
490
00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:39,775
me... (punching)
(groans)
491
00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:41,043
help... you...
(groans)
492
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:42,962
FRANCINE: - Stan!
- I know, honey.
493
00:18:43,029 --> 00:18:44,081
You believe in me again.
494
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:45,781
No!
495
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,752
You're making everything
much, much worse!
496
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,652
Now look me in the eyes.
497
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:53,155
I'm going to tell you
exactly what to do.
498
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:55,885
You need to go out and get help.
499
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,554
No more decisions or ideas.
500
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,224
Go outside and get help, okay?!
501
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,548
Okay, I hear you.
502
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:05,050
I really do.
503
00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:06,852
But I'm not going to do that.
504
00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:08,487
Because I have a better idea.
505
00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:11,942
My old college javelin.
506
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:14,820
Remember?
507
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,395
I'll harpoon the bear,
508
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:19,116
and the bear blood will distract
the shark, and we can escape!
509
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:21,076
Stan!
510
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,995
(wind whipping)
511
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,470
No!
512
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,442
No!
513
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,580
(tranquilizer gun fires)
514
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,632
(tranquilizer gun fires)
515
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,967
(tranquilizer gun fires)
516
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:39,845
Ow!
517
00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:43,005
(birds singing)
518
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,775
(groaning)
519
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,212
Sorry about tranquilizing you, Stan.
520
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,048
I-I wasn't sure who was doing
the most damage down there.
521
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:54,450
It's okay.
522
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,251
You did the right thing, Buckle.
523
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:59,114
You harpooned me.
524
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,824
I told you to go out and get help...
525
00:20:01,891 --> 00:20:04,026
and you harpooned me.
526
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:05,995
I'm so sorry, Francine.
527
00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:08,964
I just wanted to prove
I'm good in a crisis.
528
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,066
I failed.
529
00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:15,771
Stan, 99% of the time,
there is no crisis,
530
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:19,041
and you're a wonderful
husband and father.
531
00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:21,043
But what about when there is one?
532
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:23,329
It's the man's job
to protect his family.
533
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,297
And you can, honey...
534
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:28,352
by getting the hell out
of the way and doing nothing.
535
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,647
Huh. Do nothing.
536
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:36,151
Francine, we both know
I'm not going to do that.
537
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,677
I wonder how much damage
the hurricane did
538
00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:39,738
to the neighborhood.
539
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,769
Oh, what a day.
540
00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:47,997
CLEVELAND:
Tell me about it.
541
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,040
I don't even know
where the hell I am.
542
00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:52,585
Looter!
Self defense!
543
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,877
A black and a white talking
as if it's normal!
544
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,047
Peter, what are you doing?
545
00:20:58,114 --> 00:20:59,381
You know me!
546
00:20:59,449 --> 00:21:00,999
Everybody shut up and let me think!
547
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,317
Just let me think!
548
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:03,535
Stan, have you...?
(fires gun)
549
00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:05,070
(crying)
550
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:09,594
(laughs)
Oh, man. Classic American Dad.
551
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,299
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